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Butler Spider by Danny_shells
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), DC Extended Universe, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Batman - All Media Types
15 Nov 2025
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Just before the battle with Thanos, Dr Strange pulls together enough power to send one person to a different dimension. A chance for that person to be safe from the destruction that Thanos was about to wrought on Earth. The group about to fight agreed that Peter Parker, for sheer virtual of being the only person not an adult there, would get the dubious honor.
Which is how Peter finds himself waking up in Gotham City, a place even crueler and darker than New York City. Peter has to try to find a way to fit into this new universe at just sixteen years old.
"I am still just your butler, and I cannot simply tell you that you will be adopting a new son. But I truly am not getting younger. You have seven children now, even if you haven’t adopted all of them legally. There is much more work than when it was just you and I. There is perhaps too much work for just myself, and then providence dropped a starving young man into my pathway for me to mold into a new generation of caretaker,” Alfred tried to explain himself.
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Alfred finds himself doing the adopting instead of Bruce, this time of a spider. Can Spider-Man become a first rate butler and keep his secret identity?
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The Lost Soldiers by denimbeans
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
28 Sep 2022
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Bucky didn't quite believe the email when Shuri first showed it to him. Why on Earth would Tony Stark agree to house him? Not only that, but to help him?
But if there was a chance, no matter how small, that he could get rid of the Soldier...
Well, he just had to take it.
Percy's wasn't sure what to think.
On one hand, he feels for Bucky Barnes. The man's been through hell and back; something Percy knows all too much about.
But on the other, he's a ticking time bomb. Percy wants to help him, he really does. But if the Soldier made a reappearance...
Percy knew he'd have no choice but to put his duty first.
To kill James Barnes without hesitation.
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- Part 3 of The File
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The File: Dumb Texts Behind The Scenes by denimbeans
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
26 Dec 2025
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PJ: i almost suplexed your child
TS: what?????
PJ: i was in the garage. he was in the garage. I was unaware of who he was
TS: did you punch him?
TS: i swear to god
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YES i needed to make a gc fic to soothe my soul. do not question me.
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- Part 5 of The File
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His comm crackles to life. “RR’s suit is in a pile on the floor,” Jason says, voice grim. “But no sign of him. Something bad must’ve happened if he ditched it all.”
“I wouldn’t say it’s bad, per se,” Dick replies, gazing down at the kid nestled against his chest. Now that he’s looking properly, he can see hints of his little brother in those small features. “But at least I can confidently say that he’s not dead.”
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Tim gets de-aged to four. Dick takes care of him.
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- Part 1 of better and better
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Tim's parents faked their deaths and fled the country years ago, but neglected to take him with them. He spent some time on the streets, and now at 16, he makes a living as a fortune teller, stalking and hustling the shit out of Gotham's elite by telling them eerily accurate fortunes based on the information he gathers about them.
His life is peculiar but he wouldn't change a thing. When he gets booked for the big Wayne Halloween party, however, he finds himself getting all tangled up with the Waynes, and the more fortunes he tells, the tighter the snare becomes.or: Tim just wanted to scam Gotham's elite, not end up on the Batfamily's watchlist. But it seems they just won't leave him alone..