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Gayspider: husk

Gayspider: husk

Gayspider: husk

Gayspider: husk

needmorewhiskey: WHAT

needmorewhiskey: WHAT DO U WANT

Gayspider: hi <3

needmorewhiskey: ...

Gayspider: i changed my pinterest user u should check it out :)

needmorewhiskey: fine

*Two minutes later*

needmorewhiskey: ANGEL WTF

Gayspider: :)

Vagina: what's happening why are y'all blowing up my phone

Vagina: wait

Vagina: ANGEL I THOUGHT I TOLD U TO CHANGE MY DAMN NAME

Gayspider: no <3

Australianbombs: i like it

needmorewhiskey: ANGEL.

Gayspider: what? U dont like it? :(

needmorewhiskey: WHY TF WOULD I LIKE IT

needmorewhiskey: CHANGE IT

Gayspider: no <3

Vagina: what is it?

Gayspider: its "h-husk~ harder~"

needmorewhiskey: OMG

Australianbombs: LMAO

princessofhell: ...what did i just walk into.?

Gayspider: HIIII

Gayspider: 👋👋👋👋

princessofhell: hi angel!

needmorewhiskey: ANGLE CAHNGE TEH FUCIKNG NMAE

Gayspider: sorry i don't know who angle is

Vagina: STOP BLOWING UP MY PHONE JESUS CHRIST

Adamkiller: i like the username (✷‿✷)

needmorewhiskey: ofc you do 🤦

Creepyradiodeer: I swear, I'm going to take each of your phones and shove it up your asses.
Gayspider: kinky~

Creepyradiodeer: *insert photo of Alastor and Lucifer looking down in disappointment with captions that say “visible silent judging”*

Gayspider: TF

Gayspider: WHO TAUGHT THIS HOE HOW TO SEND PICS?!

needmorewhiskey: he asked 🤷

needmorewhiskey: AND CHANGE UR USER

Gayspider: NEVA

needmorewhiskey: BITCH SPEAK ENGLISH

Gayspider: id rather speak in moans 😏💦

needmorewhiskey: ..im done with u

Creepyradiodeer: I'm going to put Valentino in this server if you don't stop.

Gayspider: HUH

Gayspider: U HAVE HIS DISCORD?!

Creepyradiodeer: I have all of the Overlords Discords, Carmilla forced us to be in a group chat together.

Creepyradiodeer: I can send him an invite right now.

Gayspider: WAIR NO PLEASE

Gayspider: ILL CHANGE MY PINTEREST USER

Adamkiller: awh ಠಗಠ

Vagina: and change my nickname on here too!

Gayspider: ...fine

bitchasslesbain: thank you

bitchasslesbain: WAIT WTF

needmorewhiskey: fucking finally

Adamkiller: im going back to writing fanfics, y'all are boring ಠ︵ಠ

Gayspider: its alastors fault 😔

BigBossOfHellHimself: wtf since when was i in this server-?

princessofhell: you joined last week dad, remember?

BigBossOfHellHimself: oh yea

Creepyradiodeer: oh ew

BigBossOfHellHimself: stfu

Gayspider: husk

Gayspider: husk

needmorewhiskey: what hoe

Gayspider: i want cuddles >:(

Gayspider: im lonely 😩

needmorewhiskey: die

Gayspider: PLEEAASSSEEEEE

needmorewhiskey: 🖕🖕

Gayspider: PPLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

bitchasslesbain: SHUT. UP.

Australianbombs: girl just mute the chat

needmorewhiskey: fine im omw 😒

Gayspider: 🥹🥹🥹

***Sirrpentioussssss enters the chat***

Gayspider: 😨

needmorewhiskey: HUH

Creepyradiodeer: 🤨

princessofhell: ?????

bitchasslesbain: no way thats real

Australianbombs: NAH THAT'S NOT FUNNY DUDE

BigBossOfHellHimself: Hi again

Sirrpentioussssss: GUYS GUYS YOU WONT BELIEVE IT

Sirrpentioussssss: IM ALIVEEEEE

Sirrpentioussssss: SERA FINALLY LET ME HAVE DISCORD

Sirrpentioussssss: LOOK *Insert photo of redeemed sir pentious*

princessofhell: WGAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

princessofhell: HOW DID U EVEN GET IN THE SERVER

Sirrpentioussssss: sera gave me ur dad's discord

princessofhell: DAD?!

BigBossOfHellHimself: I thought it'd make you happy

Gayspider: PENTIOUS

needmorewhiskey: well ill be damned

Australianbombs: YOU FUCKER-

Creepyradiodeer: *insert reaction image of Alastor frowning and captions that say “Alastor had never seen such bullshit before”*

bitchasslesbain: why is yo ass talking in third person

Creepyradiodeer: I'm not taking shit from someone who's named after the female genital.

Gayspider: k imma deal with this shit later i have cuddles waiting for me 👋

Gayspider: HUSK

needmorewhiskey: im literally right next to u

Sirrpentioussssss: that's hella gay

princessofhell: oh yea theyre gay for each other now

Sirrpentioussssss: LETTS GOOOOOOOO

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***Queenofthecannibals joins server***

Creepyradiodeer: Welcome Rosie!

princessofhell: omg Rosie hi!

Queenofthecannibals: hello!

Sirrpentioussssss: do I know you?

Australianbombs: ik I don't

Queenofthecannibals: I'm the overlord that helped you guys with the extermination! :)

Queenofthecannibals: sorry I couldn't meet any of u in person!

Adamkiller: ROSIE!! (☆▽☆)

Queenofthecannibals: Niffty! Hello!

Sirrpentioussssss: oh that makes sense the extermination ohh

Queenofthecannibals: wait aren't u dead?

Australianbombs: YA ARENT U SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD?!

Sirrpentioussssss: I got redeemed Cherri I already told you-

Queenofthecannibals: oh so redemption is possible?

princessofhell: yup! I fucking called it!

bitchasslesbain: u sure did hon

princessofhell: :3

bitchasslesbain: nice to meet you Rosie!

Queenofthecannibals: nice to meet you too! Vaggie is it?

bitchasslesbain: yup!

Queenofthecannibals: you guys have some…interesting nicknames

Queenofthecannibals: may I ask who “Gayspider” is?

princessofhell: that's Angel Dust! He created the server and the nicknames!

bitchasslesbain: and has a vendetta against me for some reason…

Queenofthecannibals: and I'm assuming “needmorewhiskey” is husk?

princessofhell: yes ma'am!

needmorewhiskey: oh hey Rosie

Queenofthecannibals: hello! Good to see you again

needmorewhiskey: yea

needmorewhiskey: sorry I wasnt online earlier

needmorewhiskey: I was doing stuff

Gayspider: I'm “stuff”

Australianbombs: LMFAO

Sirrpentioussssss: 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈

Creepyradiodeer: wtf

BigBossOfHellHimself: who taught u abbreviations

Queenofthecannibals: I did

princessofhell: uh

***needmorewhiskey left the server***

Queenofthecannibals: oh dear

Australianbombs: OMG I CANT STOP KAUGHING IRL LMFAOOOOO

Gayspider: get yo ass back here tf

Gayspider: he wont join back >:(

Creepyradiodeer: I wouldn't either.

Gayspider: somebody make him join back!

Queenofthecannibals: I can try hold on

Gayspider: TYSM U THE BEST OVERLORD 💞💞💞

Queenofthecannibals: why ty!

Creepyradiodeer: .

princessofhell: if he doesn't wanna come back he doesn't have to, don't force it!

Gayspider: with all due respect charlie

Gayspider: no

princessofhell: angel!

Gayspider: idc his drunk ass needs to come back

Adamkiller: everyone should spam his DMS ｡◕‿◕｡

Gayspider: great idea!

princessofhell: no do NOT spam his dms!

***needmorewhiskey joins the server***

Gayspider: yes!!

needmorewhiskey: stfu

needmorewhiskey: not doin this cuz of u 😒

Gayspider: oh cmon u walked right into it!

needmorewhiskey: 😒🖕

Gayspider: 😔

Sirrpentioussssss: wait did y'all have sex or not?

Gayspider: yes 😘

needmorewhiskey: NO

Adamkiller: y'all should <(￣︶￣)>

needmorewhiskey: shut yo bitch ass up

Australianbombs: damn who pissed in ur coffee this morning

Gayspider: me I came in it <3

Australianbombs: i-

needmorewhiskey: I'm gonna kms

needmorewhiskey: like actually

needmorewhiskey: this is my 13th reason

princessofhell: ok angel that's a lil too far-

Gayspider: what I was making it more milky 😋

(A/N this, THIS is what I mean when I say I have the same humor as angel.)

BigBossOfHellHimself: WHAT THE HELL MAN

princessofhell: .

princessofhell: I don't even know what to say

Creepyradiodeer: I’m about to add Valentino to this server. 😁

Creepyradiodeer: I am this close. 🤏

Gayspider: WAIT WAIT WAIT NONONONONONONO

princessofhell: we’re doing another session about boundaries

Queenofthecannibals: how about we don't add anyone? Or make anyone uncomfortable with sex jokes?

Gayspider: FINE

Gayspider: y'all are so boring

bitchasslesbain: I mean a dick joke every once in a while is fine but Jesus Christ angel

BigBossOfHellHimself: Jesus don't wanna save yo ass trust me

Gayspider: thought cats were supposed to like milk :/

needmorewhiskey: it was a lie.

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Australianbombs: GUYSGUYSGUYS OMG

Australianbombs: @ everyone

Australianbombs: @ everyone

Gayspider: CHERRI NO STOP

Australianbombs: @ everyone

Creepyradiodeer: What's happening?

Gayspider: NOTHING

Gayspider: ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

Sirrpentioussssss: ?

princessofhell: is everything alright?

bitchasslesbian: why are we screaming?

Adamkiller: drama?? (●♡∀♡)

Gayspider: NO

Australianbombs: I'll tell but only when husk comes online

Australianbombs: cmon u drunk bastard

Australianbombs: @ needmorewhiskey

needmorewhiskey: fucking WHAT

Queenofthecannibals: Is everything alright?

Australianbombs: more than alright 🤭

Gayspider: CHERRI PLEASE

Australianbombs: too late!

Gayspider: CHERRI

Gayspider: CGRRRU OLARSE

BigBossOfHellHimself: huh?

Gayspider: PLEADEPKESDEPKEAEPKESSEPLEADEPLEAEE

BigBossOfHellHimself: bitch speak english

Australianbombs: is everyone here for my announcement? 🥰

Gayspider: NONOKONOMONONO

princessofhell: yes?

Adamkiller: tell us the drama!!! q(❂‿❂)p

needmorewhiskey: wtf is going on

Australianbombs: everyone

Gayspider: CHERRI NOOOOOOHDYJRAYJARYYJ

Australianbombs: ANGEL MASTURBATES TO HUSK ASMR VIDEOS AND HUSK WHIMPER AUDIOS

Gayspider: GYRSGOUGIHSuhvvho

Creepyradiodeer: .

Creepyradiodeer: I didn't need to fucking know that.

princessofhell: uhm

Bitchasslesbian: angel are u fr? Say sike rn

Australianbombs: nope it's true I caught him 😊

Australianbombs: in 4k

Bitchasslesbian: 😨

Adamkiller: PIC OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN ( ✧Д✧)

Australianbombs: …

BigBossOfHellHimself: I'm confused

BigBossOfHellHimself: what's a whimper audio?

BigBossOfHellHimself: and what the hell is asmr?

Queenofthecannibals: oh you sweet innocent king

BigBossOfHellHimself: ????

Gayspider: …how come alastor knows what it is but literally fucking Lucifer doesn't?

Sirrpentioussssss: bruh

Australianbombs: well what do u think about this? 🥰 @ needmorewhiskey

needmorewhiskey: think about what?

Australianbombs: about what I literally just said about angel?!

Australianbombs: did you not see?!

needmorewhiskey: I ain't see nothing

needmorewhiskey: u didn't say anything about angel

Australianbombs: what

Australianbombs: are u fucking blind

Australianbombs: read up

needmorewhiskey: i did

needmorewhiskey: u didn't say anything

Australianbombs: …

princessofhell: im pretty sure he's doing it on purpose

princessofhell: and I don't blame him

Sirrpentioussssss: angel you are down BAD

Gayspider: stfu

Gayspider: and cherri u saw NOTHIN

Australianbombs: oh no honey I saw EVERYTHING

Australianbombs: and leave pentious alone

Sirrpentioussssss: awh ty 🥰

Australianbombs: stfu bitch

Sirrpentioussssss: 😔

Gayspider: WOW 💀

BigBossOfHellHimself: …so is no one gonna answer my questions?

princessofhell: it's best you don't know dad..

**the sins server**

BigBossOfHellHimself: guys

BigBossOfHellHimself: i need hrlp

Canthavelustwithoutlove: what's wrong hon?

COTTONCANDYBITCH: omg!!! Luci!!!

BigBossOfHellHimself: what's a “whimper audio”? And “asmr”? And why are people masturbating to it?

Canthavelustwithoutlove: 😶

COTTONCANDYBITCH: uh

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Gayspider: im crying

princessofhell: oh no why? Are you okay? :(

Gayspider: no

bitchasslesbian: what happened?

Creepyradiodeer: Am I supposed to care?

princessofhell: alastor!

Creepyradiodeer: What?

Australianbombs: but like what happened tho

Gayspider: val sent me this

*insert a drawn image of angel pregnant and breastfeeding drawn by the bald moth*

needmorewhiskey: I need bleach now wtf

princessofhell: 😨

princessofhell: WHY THE HELL WOULD HE DRAW THAT

SirPrecious: I literally just got here

SirPrecious: what is that

Australianbombs: ok but like

Australianbombs: why is the drawing lowkey kinda good?

BigBossOfHellHimself: imma kms

princessofhell: DAD NO

BigBossOfHellHimself: I give u humans free will, AND THIS IS THE SHIT YOU DO WITH IT???

BigBossOfHellHimself: I regret my decision every day.

Gayspider: 😭

bitchasslesbian: I'm pretending like I never seen that

needmorewhiskey: same

Adamkiller: that's so 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂

Adamkiller: I'm saving it (❤ω❤)

needmorewhiskey: keep that to yourself damnit

Adamkiller: (˵ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°˵)

SirPrecious: all of the sudden heaven looking amazing I ain't never leaving this place

SirPrecious: y'all doing some freaky shit down there

Australianbombs: shut your pompous ass up

SirPrecious: 😔

*freakypimp was added to the group chat!*

Gayspider: WHO TF

freakypimp: 🤨

Gayspider: I mean hi 😁

Creepyradiodeer: Can you explain to us why you would draw.. That?

freakypimp: huh

freakypimp: oh!

freakypimp: angel's sharing my wonderful artistic skill? Y'all like it? 🥰

needmorewhiskey: no you fucking weirdo

needmorewhiskey: bitch ass ugly bald mother fucker

needmorewhiskey: nobody like your shitty drawing u call “art”

needmorewhiskey: get yo ass out this damn server

needmorewhiskey: fucking whore

Australianbombs: what he said. 😒

freakypimp: .

freakypimp: do I know you?

needmorewhiskey: your about to if you don't delete that disgusting piece of shit of a drawing and leave this fucking server

freakypimp: okay damn

freakypimp: I know when I'm not wanted. 🙄

needmorewhiskey: then gtfo you disgusting excuse of a man

freakypimp: 😒

*freakypimp left the server*

needmorewhiskey: finally

needmorewhiskey: ugly piece of shit

Australianbombs: you ate that 👏

needmorewhiskey: what? im not eating anything?

Australianbombs: bruh

needmorewhiskey: ?

Gayspider: new rule, NOBODY ADDS VAL.

Gayspider: cuz of alastor now he knows i have a discord, bitch 😒

Creepyradiodeer: I don't see how that's my problem.

Gayspider: 🖕

princessofhell: …okay then 😃

bitchasslesbian: I'm buying some eye bleach, raise your hand if you want some

Gayspider: ✋

needmorewhiskey: ✋

Australianbombs: ✋

princessofhell: ✋

Creepyradiodeer: ✋

BigBossOfHellHimself: ✋

SirPrecious: ✋

SirPrecious: oh wait

SirPrecious: can u ship some to heaven?

bitchasslesbian: sorry they banned me

SirPrecious: damnit

QueenoftheCannibals: … what did I miss-?

Creepyradiodeer: Trust me. You don't want to know.

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SirPrecious: guys

SirPrecious: what happened to my egg bois? 😰

Australianbombs: they're dead.

Australianbombs: cooked them up and ate them

Australianbombs: sunnyside up.

Australianbombs: they were delicious 😋

SirPrecious: WHAT

SirPrecious: NO NO NO NO

SirPrecious: HOW COULD YOU

Gayspider: what

Gayspider: cherri stop lying

Australianbombs: 🙄

Gayspider: calm down pentious we aint eat shit

Gayspider: they live in your old room don't worry

SirPrecious: THANK GOD

SirPrecious: WHY WOULD YOU SCARE ME LIKE THAT

Australianbombs: you the one faking your death 😒

SirPrecious: I DIDN'T FAKE THAT

SirPrecious: I DIDN'T EXPECT TO WAKE UP IN HEAVEN

Australianbombs: but you did tho

SirPrecious: BUT

Australianbombs: 🖕

SirPrecious: 😭😭😭😭

SirPrecious: I'm sorry :(

Australianbombs: if you were sorry

Australianbombs: you wouldn't have died

Australianbombs: bitch.

SirPrecious: PLEASEEE

Australianbombs: no.

Gayspider: 👁👁

SirPrecious: angel what do I do to win her back :(

Gayspider: idk

SirPrecious: 😭

Gayspider: long distance relationships never work anygays

Australianbombs: anygays?

Adamkiller: I know how to help!!

SirPrecious: how?

Adamkiller: just die again and come back to hell!!! （｡>‿‿<｡ ）

SirPrecious: .

SirPrecious: I don't think that's how it works…

Adamkiller: wdym???

SirPrecious: I don't think dying again would send me back

SirPrecious: id probably just like

SirPrecious: die

SirPrecious: permanently

Australianbombs: like how we all thought u were? 🥰

SirPrecious: CHERRI I'M SORRY

Australianbombs: nobody told you to be a hero and sacrifice yourself

Australianbombs: bitch

SirPrecious: I'M SORRY

Gayspider: shes offline again

SirPrecious: damnit 😭

Adamkiller: will this sucks ಥ_ಥ

SirPrecious: your telling me

SirPrecious: everyone hates me here

SirPrecious: I'm not even allowed to interact with other winners 😔

Adamkiller: who cares about that?

Adamkiller: my ship won't sail! (•ˋ _ ˊ•)

SirPrecious: what

needmorewhiskey: niffty I fucking told you its not okay to ship people in real life

Adamkiller: ( ͡°Ĺ̯ ͡° )

Adamkiller: but my huskerdust ship sailed!!

needmorewhiskey: your what?

Adamkiller: whatever

Adamkiller: your BORING ( ͡° ʖ̯ ͡°)

Adamkiller: cherrisnake will sail!!!

needmorewhiskey: there's a giant roach in the kitchen.

Adamkiller: hejRYktzykrTjRTjETRYkRYkyETH

Gayspider: and shes gone

Australianbombs: ew who tf are shipping me and pentious

SirPrecious: it's not THAT gross…

Australianbombs: yes it is

SirPrecious: 😔

Gayspider: “the worst she can say is no”

SirPrecious: I'm crying rn not like she CARES

Gayspider: dont cry pentious

Gayspider: dont tell her i told u this but…

SirPrecious: but what?

Gayspider: she has u as her wallpaper 🤭

SirPrecious: WAIT REALLY

Gayspider: yes

Gayspider: quick delete the messages before she sees

SirPrecious: okokokokokok

Australianbombs: angie tf you doing

Gayspider: nothing 🙃

Australianbombs: why did you tell pentious to delete messages

Australianbombs: what did y'all delete

Gayspider: we were just talking about how hard husk pounded my ass last night 😊

Australianbombs: OH!

needmorewhiskey: WHAT

Gayspider: yk alastor wouldnt like that so I had to delete

Gayspider: right pentious? 🙃

SirPrecious: yes exactly 😁

Australianbombs: oh

Australianbombs: ok

needmorewhiskey: I DID NOT

needmorewhiskey: ANGEL

Gayspider: 😘

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♛┈⛧┈┈•༶ THE OVERLORDS SERVER ༶•┈┈⛧┈♛

CarmineIndustries: @ everyone

CarmineIndustries: Reminder, that our next meeting is tomorrow.

freakypimp: who gives a fuck

freakypimp: I ain't going to that shit

QueenoftheCannibals: thank you! I will remember!

Respectlesswithstyle: val is so real for that

VoxTech: oh a meeting? Ew.

CarmineIndustries: Well, one of you has to attend.

Respectlesswithstyle: girl shut yo old ass up

Respectlesswithstyle: nobody cares

ThineZestial: Thy is correct. One has to come.

VoxTech: fine then velvette will go 🙄

Respectlesswithstyle: NUH UH

Respectlesswithstyle: I went last time 😡

Respectlesswithstyle: make val go

VoxTech: fine idrc as long as I don't gotta go

freakypimp: WHAT.

freakypimp: oh fuck both of you

Creepyradiodeer: What's this about meetings?

QueenoftheCannibals: There's one tomorrow deer, that's all

Creepyradiodeer: Oh alright! Thank you.

VoxTech: ALASTOR

VoxTech: DADDY

VoxTech: I MEAN

VoxTech: DADDY

VoxTech: I MEAN

Respectlesswithstyle: 😧

freakypimp: 💀

Creepyradiodeer: …

Creepyradiodeer: I'm sorry, I think you have me confused. I am not your father.

VoxTech: SHIT THAT WAS AUTOCORRECT

freakypimp: why tf is your phone autocorrecting alastor to daddy 💀

VoxTech: ALASTOR PLS TOUCH ME

Respectlesswithstyle: WOAAHHH

freakypimp: im ss this.

QueenoftheCannibals: uhm

Creepyradiodeer: … What the actual fuck.

Creepyradiodeer: I said no. I've been saying it for years. I am not touching you. Stop flooding my DMS.

Creepyradiodeer: I disappeared for a reason, you cunt.

Respectlesswithstyle: THAT'S CRAZY

freakypimp: flooding the dms…

VoxTech: NO ALASTOR PLS DON'T LEAVE ME

VoxTech: IT'S BEEN SEVEN YEARS SINCE YOU LEFT ME

VoxTech: DON'T REJECT ME LIKE THIS

VoxTech: JUST ONCE I'M BEGGING

VoxTech: I NEED THAT ASS

CarmineIndustries: I muted him..

CarmineIndustries: Keep the server strictly professional, please.

freakypimp: damn you

Creepyradiodeer: Thank you, Carmilla.

QueenoftheCannibals: well that was traumatizing.

Creepyradiodeer: Question, how do you block someone on Discord? He's sending me messages as I type.

Creepyradiodeer: Nevermind, I'll ask Husker.

QueenoftheCannibals: you do that 👍

freakypimp: tell that fur ball to keep his hands of my angel >:(

Creepyradiodeer: Hah! No.

freakypimp: 🖕

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♛┈⛧┈┈•༶ The Overlords Server ༶•┈┈⛧┈♛

VoxTech: @ Creepyradiodeer

VoxTech: @ Creepyradiodeer

VoxTech: @ Creepyradiodeer

VoxTech: @ Creepyradiodeer

Respectlesswithstyle: bro stfu

VoxTech: not until he responds

VoxTech: that whore blocked me

Respectlesswithstyle: nobody gives a shit

freakypimp: maybe like don't harass him?

QueenoftheCannibals: valentino, with all due respect, you can NOT be talking.

freakypimp: tf I do

QueenoftheCannibals: 😐

CarmineIndustries: @ freakypimp @ VoxTech

CarmineIndustries: Can you please control your child. She's sending me death threats.

freakypimp: skill issue

VoxTech: that's not my child 😃

Respectlesswithstyle: what

Respectlesswithstyle: you grounded me last week!

VoxTech: and?

freakypimp: I'm disowning u

Respectlesswithstyle: HUH

freakypimp: becuz I'm breaking up with your father again

VoxTech: WHAT.

VoxTech: WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME OVER TEXT.

freakypimp: cuz I'm like too lazy to do it in person 😙

VoxTech: DMS?!

freakypimp: 🤷‍♂️

VoxTech: whatever your gonna come crawling back to me in like a week

freakypimp: more like you come to me in the middle of the night sobbing becuz alastor rejected you for the 9457th time.

VoxTech: WHATEVER I DON'T NEED YOU

Respectlesswithstyle: y'all see the abusive home I gotta live under?

CarmineIndustries: This… is sad.

CarmineIndustries: I'm adopting Velvette because you two clearly cannot take care of a child.

Respectlesswithstyle: I AM NOT A CHILD

Respectlesswithstyle: I DON'T NEED U OLD LADY

freakypimp: I'm dropping her off in 5

Respectlesswithstyle: LIKE HELL U ARE

VoxTech: this is crazy

VoxTech: ain't no way val just picked her ass up and threw her out the window

freakypimp: you bet your sexy hole I did.

CarmineIndustries: … I rest my case.

QueenoftheCannibals: I'm crying of laughter I can't

QueenoftheCannibals: did you actually..?

freakypimp: yes

freakypimp: *insert selfie of Val in front of a broken window and Velvette lying lifelessly on the ground below*

QueenoftheCannibals: OH MY LUCIFER

CarmineIndustries: Is she okay???

freakypimp: oh pls she's fine

freakypimp: she's being dramatic

freakypimp: anyways we're on our way 💋

VoxTech: wow

CarmineIndustries: If we weren't in hell, I'd take both of you to court.

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Gayspider: Y'ALL WON'T BELIEVE IT

Australianbombs: what?

Gayspider: VAL JUST THREW VELVETTE OUT THE WINDOW

Gayspider: HELP

Australianbombs: WAIT WHAT

needmorewhiskey: HUH

Gayspider: IDK I WAS IN MY DRESSING ROOM AND I HEARD A SCREAM AND A CRASH

Gayspider: SO I WALKED OUTSIDE AND I SEE VELVETTE ON THE GROUND LOOKIN FUCKJN DEAD

QueenoftheCannibals: I KNOW VALENTINO JUST SENT THIS IN THE OVERLORD SERVER

QueenoftheCannibals: *insert selfie of Val in front of a broken window and Velvette lying lifelessly on the ground below*

Gayspider: OMG

Gayspider: WHY IS HE TAKING A SELFIE??? 😭😭

QueenoftheCannibals: something tells me Velvette is going to be spending a lot less time at the vees tower and more time at Carmine’s

Bitchasslesbian: I swear that woman adopts everyone

Gayspider: IM CRYING LAUGHING VAL JUST DRAGGED HER ASS IN A LIMO AND TOLD ME HE NEEDED TO MAKE AN ERRAND

QueenoftheCannibals: it's becuz he disowned her

Gayspider: WHST?!?!

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Respectlesswithstyle: ngl this place ain't even that bad

Respectlesswithstyle: like I finally know what its like to have a good mother ong

VoxTek: shut yo corny ass up

VoxTek: and get yo ass back here at the tower we need you

Respectlesswithstyle: no

freakypimp: gurl why?

Respectlesswithstyle: idk.

Respectlesswithstyle: maybe becuz U THREW ME OUT THE WINDOW.

freakypimp: that's was your fault not mine 🙄✋

Respectlesswithstyle: whatever. im not going back. cry about it.

Creepyradiodeer: That's crazy.

Creepyradiodeer: I'd never throw my child out the window.

VoxTek: ID NEVER

VoxTek: ID NEVER DO THAT TO MY CHILD THAT'S THAT'S ALL VAL

freakypimp: u r such a simp oml

Creepyradiodeer: But you disowned her as well, didn't you?

Respectlesswithstyle: he did.

Creepyradiodeer: Exactly. So disgraceful. I would never.

VoxTek: JOABJHAUGSBAAJAOS

VoxTek: SHUT UP VELVETTE

VoxTek: STOP MAKING ME LOOK BAD

Respectlesswithstyle: u did that all on ur own

Respectlesswithstyle: idiot

CarmineIndustries: Vox. I told you to keep this server professional.

VoxTek: this is professional

VoxTek: how is getting my lips on his cock unprofessional?

freakypimp: that's 𝒇𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒌𝒚

*VoxTek has been removed and banned.

freakypimp: AHAHAHA

Creepyradiodeer: Serves him right.

Respectlesswithstyle: how did vox get banned before val

Respectlesswithstyle: now I owe that twink 70 bucks

freakypimp: u bet on this?? with angel????

Respectlesswithstyle: yeah

Respectlesswithstyle: fo sure thought u were gonna get booted first

Respectlesswithstyle: this is disappointing.

freakypimp: 😗

Respectlesswithstyle: anyways

Respectlesswithstyle: im going back to getting my hair braided by my mother ✌

freakypimp: if u don't get yo ass in this tower-

Respectlesswithstyle: cant hear u im muting the chat

freakypimp: bitch

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Creepyradiodeer: Okay. What the hell is happening.

Gayspider: whatddya mean?

Creepyradiodeer: Are you sick or something? You haven't made a sex joke for two days.

Gayspider: uhm

Gayspider: why would I do that?

Creepyradiodeer: I don't know. You just do. It's like you can't go ten seconds without gay sex.

Gayspider: what?

Gayspider: bro im ace

Gayspider: I don't like sex

Gayspider: and I'm homophobic. Gay is a sin. I'm straighter than a pole.

Creepyradiodeer: WHAT.

needmorewhiskey: u good?

Creepyradiodeer: WHAT THE FUCK.

Creepyradiodeer: Next thing you're going to tell me is that Husker isn't an alcoholic.

needmorewhiskey: what? Dude I'm not?

Creepyradiodeer: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT. YES YOU ARE. I LITERALLY NEVER SEEN YOU DRINK WATER.

needmorewhiskey: water is all I drink?

Creepyradiodeer: LIES. WHAT, AND YOU DON'T GAMBLE?

needmorewhiskey: I never stepped one foot in a casino?

Creepyradiodeer: YOU FUCKING LIAR.

Gayspider: dude chill

Adamkiller: are you okay sir?

Creepyradiodeer: NO. I'M NOT.

Adamkiller: well u guys have a bug problem

Adamkiller: gonna have to order more bug spray

Bitchasslesbian: of course! I'll order it right away!

princessofhell: can y'all shut the fuck up for crying out loud

Gayspider: sorry ma'am

princessofhell: you better be sorry. You don't want what happened last time to reoccur, now do you, angel?

Gayspider: NO YOUR MAJESTY

princessofhell: good.

princessofhell: why are you even texting husk? Get your ass back to work.

needmorewhiskey: yes ma'am, it won't happen again.

princessofhell: better not.

Creepyradiodeer: EXCUSE ME. BUG SPRAY? “MA'AM”?! WHAT THE HELL.

TheBigBossofHellHimself: Do you have a problem with how my daughter is addressed?

Creepyradiodeer: No. But this isn't how ANY of you usually act.

princessofhell: yes it is. Now get your ass back to work too. Or you'll have to address to my father.

Creepyradiodeer: Oh.

Gayspider: don't talk back to them

Creepyradiodeer: Right.

TheBigBossofHellHimself: Do we have a problem?

Creepyradiodeer: No…

Gayspider: No your Highness. We'd never disrespect your majesty.

TheBigBossofHellHimself: Good.

TheBigBossofHellHimself: And work on your grammar. It's terrible.

Gayspider: Yes, sir.

princessofhell: BACK TO WORK.

Creepyradiodeer: Yes, ma'am.

Bitchasslesbian: calm down babe..

TheBigBossOfHellHimself: Who told you to speak? Do you want to get burned to ashes?

Bitchasslesbian: No, sir.

Creepyradiodeer: …

TheBigBossOfHellHimself: Only speak when you are spoken to. Brat.

Bitchasslesbian: Yes, sir.

Creepyradiodeer: What the fuck…

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princessofhell: guys omg what do I do what do I do???

Bitchasslesbian: calm down sweetie, what happened?

princessofhell: alastor tripped and hit his head!! His head is bleeding!!

Bitchasslesbian: omg stay there im omw

needmorewhiskey: HAH

needmorewhiskey: god I wish I could've seen that.

princessofhell: this isn't funny!! He could be seriously hurt!!

Gayspider: but I bet it was so funny seeing him fall 💀

princessofhell: guys!

Gayspider: okok im sorry but like LMAO

QueenoftheCannibals: I for one am very concerned, keep me updated on his condition?

princessofhell: ofc Rosie!!

QueenoftheCannibals: thanks

TheBigBossOfHellHimself: wait, he fell? AND hit his head?

princessofhell: yes!! And hes unconscious!!

TheBigBossOfHellHimself: LOL

princessofhell: dad!

TheBigBossOfHellHimself: I mean oh no… hope hes okay..

princessofhell: really?

Australianbombs: please tell me u got a video recording

princessofhell: no??? Guys he's injured!! Stop laughing!

Bitchasslesbian: he's gonna be fine guys he just has a concussion

needmorewhiskey: stop I'm literally getting tears from laughing so hard

Gayspider: same my stomach hurts 💀

princessofhell: guys!!

TheBigBossOfHellHimself: I'm literally rolling on the floor I'M SORRY

princessofhell: omg…

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SirPrecious: omg I'm literally getting bullied

Australianbombs: WHAT

Gayspider: who tf is bulling u?

SirPrecious: lute

SirPrecious: she found my discord and is cyberbullying me

needmorewhiskey: that bitch

princessofhell: what the hell ugh

Bitchasslesbian: ofc that mf isn't above cyberbullying 😒

Australianbombs: give her an invite to this server

Gayspider: huh

SirPrecious: what why?

Australianbombs: JUST DO IT

SirPrecious: okay okay…

*AngelOfWrath (if u get this reference I love u forever and u have a great music taste) joined the server!*

AngelOfWrath: what the hell is this.

Australianbombs: lute, is it? 🥰

Australianbombs: welcome

AngelOfWrath: who tf are u

Australianbombs: not important. I hear u bullying pentious?

AngelOfWrath: penthouse? Yea, so?

Australianbombs: one question

Australianbombs: what the hell is wrong with u?

AngelOfWrath: look, you filthy sinner, I do not care or give two shits are your relationship with the damn snake. He doesn't belong in heaven. I'm just stating the truth.

SirPrecious: dude leave me alone

AngelOfWrath: get out of heaven first.

Australianbombs: how bout ya go complain to Adam about how much u hate this rather then bully people? Oh wait…

Adamkiller: ♡(´｡•ㅅ•｡`)

AngelOfWrath: YOU HAVE NO RIGHT. HE WAS WAY BETTER THAN YOU.

Australianbombs: well I'm not the one with a knife through my heart 🥰

AngelOfWrath: SHUT THE FUCK UP

Australianbombs: make me.

AngelOfWrath: you better be fucking glad that I'm not allowed to go into hell anymore or I'd fuck you up

Australianbombs: you know what since you wanna talk shit how bout I come up there to make it more convenient? 🥰

AngelOfWrath: HAH. as if. So what, some lowlife sinner got redeemed BY MISTAKE. There isn't any way anyone else is getting up here.

Australianbombs: try me bitch

Australianbombs: also it's WINNER. not sinner. Whore.

AngelOfWrath: I don't think u can be talking when your friends with some cracked up slut

Gayspider: excuse me BITCH do not bring me into this

AngelOfWrath: am I wrong?

Gayspider: … stfu

needmorewhiskey: say one more thing and see what happens

needmorewhiskey: with yo ugly ass haircut

AngelOfWrath: nothing is wrong with my haircut first off all, second, do I know u?

needmorewhiskey: your abt too

needmorewhiskey: watch your fucking tongue

Australianbombs: ykw watch me the second I get redeemed I'm beating yo ass to hell.

AngelOfWrath: id love to see that cuz it'll be the other way around, bitch

AngelOfWrath: and penthouse is still a whiny bitch 🖕

Australianbombs: TAKE THAT BACK

AngelOfWrath: nope. I only speah the truth anyways

Australianbombs: THAT IS NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH

Australianbombs: BITCH

Gayspider: alright, its time for u too leave 😇

*AngelOfWrath was removed*

SirPrecious: fucking Lucifer…

TheBigBossOfHellHimself: hm?

SirPrecious: oh uh

SirPrecious: I didn't mean to call u that's my bad

TheBigBossOfHellHimself: oh dw it happens all the time 😮‍💨

Australianbombs: @ princessofhell

Australianbombs: I'm moving into ur hotel

princessofhell: WAIT WHAT

princessofhell: FR? 🤩

Australianbombs: yes

Australianbombs: I need to show that bitch who tf she's talking too

princessofhell: uhm not the preferred reason for someone to want redemption

princessofhell: but who am I to tell u no!

Gayspider: welcome baby grill 🥰

Gayspider: ill help u move in 😘

princessofhell: pls do!

SirPrecious: WAIT THIS IS GOOD I CAN SEE CHERRI AGAIN

Australianbombs: this is not for u, do not get your hopes up

SirPrecious: I can still hope

SirPrecious: just a lil?

Australianbombs: whatever

Gayspider: character development? 👀

Australianbombs: stfu angie

Gayspider: never

Adamkiller: SHIP!!! (ʘᴗʘ)

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*VoxTek added himself into the server*

VoxTek: HAHA YES

VoxTek: IT WORKED

Gayspider: uhm who let u in here

VoxTek: stfu

VoxTek: I let MYSELF in.

VoxTek: NOW WHERE'S ALASTOR??

Gayspider: did u hack ur way in here

Gayspider: u creep

VoxTek: ik the 8ft spider is not talking

VoxTek: go back to the damn forest in Australia u overgrown disease.

Gayspider: bro wtf did i do to u? 😭

VoxTek: exist.

VoxTek: @ Creepyradiodeer @ Creepyradiodeer @ Creepyradiodeer

VoxTek: RESPOND

princessofhell: vox??

needmorewhiskey: WHO ARE U CALLING A DISEASE

needmorewhiskey: bitch one drop of water on u and it's all over

VoxTek: SHUT UP idc WHERE IS YOUR BOSS

needmorewhiskey: NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUSINESS.

needmorewhiskey: HOW BOUT YOU GO BACK TO THE STORE SOMEONES LOOKING FOR A NEW FLAT SCREEN TV

princessofhell: ok everyone calm down-

princessofhell: vox how did u even get in here?

VoxTek: I hacked duh

VoxTek: now why won't alastor ANSWER

princessofhell: he got a concussion the other day, he hasn't woken up since :(

VoxTek: oh..

needmorewhiskey: with all due respect

needmorewhiskey: WHY WOULD U TELL HIM THAT??

princessofhell: he wanted to know? He's probably concerned :(((

Gayspider: my sweet summer child.

VoxTek: this was a waste of my time.

needmorewhiskey: then leave.

VoxTek: no. I need to know when he wakes up.

princessofhell: would u like to help out with the hotel?? :D

VoxTek: uhm

princessofhell: u can only stay if u help out :3

princessofhell: if not we kick u out and ban u

VoxTek: WOAH WOAH OK OK

VoxTek: I can help I'll uh

VoxTek: help with advertising 👍

princessofhell: wonderful!!

Gayspider: CHARLIE. I KNOW U DID NOT JUST-

needmorewhiskey: oh my Lucifer…

TheBigBossOfHellHimself: why did that ping me

princessofhell: what? This could help with the hotel!!

VoxTek: yknow what, what kind of help would I be without my teammates? 🥰

Gayspider: NO. NO DO NOT ADD THEM

VoxTek: already sent them an invite

Gayspider: SHIT

VoxTek: I'm sure val would love to see how u act in ur free time..

Gayspider: WHAT THE FUCKKK

Gayspider: WHY DO U HATE ME?????

*freakypimp has joined the server!*

freakypimp: why am i here again?

*Respectlesswithstyle has joined!*

Respectlesswithstyle: vox wtf

needmorewhiskey: oh hell no

princessofhell: omg im so happy u guys are here to help!! 🥰

princessofhell: and val is here too..

freakypimp: oh wow, now I see u got Luci in here 👁🫦👁

TheBigBossOfHellHimself: only the sins can call me that so if u could like

TheBigBossOfHellHimself: resfrian yourself that'd be great

TheBigBossOfHellHimself: and what's with the emojis?

freakypimp: don't worry abt it baby girl 😏

TheBigBossOfHellHimself: …

TheBigBossOfHellHimself: Charlie I don't like him

Australianbombs: none of us do

Australianbombs: also, WTF

Australianbombs: I LEAVE FOR TEN MINUTES.

SirPrecious: oh hell nah

SirPrecious: add me back when they're gone

*SirPrecious left the server*

Australianbombs: NOO

Australianbombs: U WHORES

VoxTek: wait I'm confused I thought he was dead

Respectlesswithstyle: same fr

princessofhell: he got redeemed! He's currently residing in heaven

VoxTek: oh…

Respectlesswithstyle: LMAO THAT SHITS POSSIBLE??

freakypimp: thats… interesting…

QueenoftheCannibals: alastor gonna have a field day when he wakes up

Gayspider: idk what to do

VoxTek: ik what u can do

Gayspider: what?

VoxTek: kys

Gayspider: …

needmorewhiskey: I'm bout to single handedly fight each and every one of the vees

princessofhell: yeah let's… not

Bitchasslesbian: … I think we need to do a lesson on the people we are able to TRUST and DISTRUST.

VoxTek: why? we're such angels 🥰

freakypimp: who would never harm a fly 🥰

Gayspider: so we not harming flies but we harming spiders? what kind of discrimination is this?

freakypimp: spiders are so yucky tbh

VoxTek: why haven't u gone and ended yourself yet @ Gayspider

VoxTek: I was completely serious when I said “kys”

Adamkiller: doesn't that mean keep yourself safe? (❁´◡`❁)

Respectlesswithstyle: girl… 💀

VoxTek: …

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(Server with the cast in it except for Lucifer and Charlie)

Creepyradiodeer: Okay, so, why is Lucifer a dictator?

needmorewhiskey: idk hes always been like that broski

Creepyradiodeer: I liked it better when he was just obsessed with ducks.

Gayspider: why would he be obsessed with ducks? he hates them

Creepyradiodeer: …

Creepyradiodeer: AM I DREAMING?

Gayspider: no?

needmorewhiskey: you've been acting so strange lately

needmorewhiskey: like u haven't even glanced at a tv in days

needmorewhiskey: you'd use to love those things

Creepyradiodeer: WHAT?

Creepyradiodeer: What happened to the radio?!

needmorewhiskey: u hate radios…?

Creepyradiodeer: No. No, this CANNOT be. In what universe would I hate radios?

Adamkiller: idk I think he hit his head guys

Gayspider: yeah definitely

Creepyradiodeer: What next? Me and Vox are best friends??

needmorewhiskey: idk what is going y'all between y'all but it's definitely homosexual.

Creepyradiodeer: WHAT.

Gayspider: husk we've talked about this a million times, THEY ARE JUST FRIENDS.

needmorewhiskey: THEY HAD SEX WITH EACH OTHER ANGEL, THEY ARE GAY!! JUST ADMIT IT

Creepyradiodeer: EXCUSE ME???

Gayspider: SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP. EVERYONE IN THIS GC IS STRAIGHT!

needmorewhiskey: I'M PANSEXUAL AND U KNOW IT!

Gayspider: YOU DO NOT FUCK PANS BECUZ U ARE STRAIGHT.

needmorewhiskey: THAT'S NOT WHAT IT MEANS, DAMNIT

Gayspider: WHAT ELSE COULD IT MEAN?? STOP WITH THAT LGTV BULLSHIT

needmorewhiskey: OMG U ARE IMPOSSIBLE

needmorewhiskey: IT'S LGBTQIA!!

Gayspider: STOP WITH THEM LETTERS

Gayspider: THEY ARE DISGUSTING AND SHALL NOT BE IN MY PRESENCE!

Gayspider: GO READ A BIBLE

needmorewhiskey: STOP BEING HOMOPHOBIC FIRST U FRUIT BASKET

Gayspider: HOW FUCKING DARE U CALL ME GAY??

needmorewhiskey: BITCH U PULL OFF HIGH HEELS BETTER THAN 90% OF THE GIRLS I USED TO DATE, STOP DENYING YOUR FRUITINESS

Gayspider: STRAIGHT MEN WORE HEELS ALL THE DAMN TIME STFU

needmorewhiskey: IT'S GIVING INTERNALIZED HOMOPHOBIA.

Gayspider: IT'S GIVING TOUCH SOME GRASS.

Bitchasslesbian: OKAY THAT IS ENOUGH!! PLEASE STOP FIGHTING

Gayspider: fine

Creepyradiodeer: Wow.

Gayspider: what happens between u and vox stays between u and vox.

Creepyradiodeer: Duly noted. Though, I do not think I want to know myself.

Gayspider: want me to give u one of my Bibles? 🥰

Creepyradiodeer: No thank you. I'll pass.

Creepyradiodeer: Somebody hit me in the head with a brick.

needmorewhiskey: is that an actual order?

Creepyradiodeer: You know what, yes. Yes it is.

needmorewhiskey: alr I'm coming

Gayspider: THAT'S GAY.

needmorewhiskey: CALM TF DOWN IT'S AN O NOT A U

Gayspider: STILL GAY!

needmorewhiskey: FINE.

needmorewhiskey: I'm on my way. 😒

Gayspider: better

Creepyradiodeer: It's really not that deep.

Gayspider: it is tho

Creepyradiodeer: You need therapy.

(Btw, the brick did not work. Alastor remains trapped in his consciousness. When did this get so deep? Also, I do not condone this Angel's behavior, obviously.)

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freakypimp: yo what is this

Respectlesswithstyle: ??

freakypimp: I don't like how close y'all getting

freakypimp: *insert photo of husk and angel holding hands*

Gayspider: where did u get that

freakypimp: vox

Gayspider: luciferdamnit why tf does he keep snitching on me

VoxTek: becuz why not?

freakypimp: u hiding shit?

Gayspider: no

Gayspider: me and husk are just friends

Gayspider: friends like hold hands all of the time

freakypimp: riiiiight.

Gayspider: its true we really is just friends

Gayspider: husk ain't even into guys frfr

freakypimp: I find that hard to believe

Gayspider: no really he's straight

needmorewhiskey: what

Gayspider: your straight aren't u husk?

Gayspider: tell val your straight becuz u are 100% 🙂

VoxTek: he is not finna buy that

needmorewhiskey: buy what? I am straight

VoxTek: u are not-

freakypimp: idk seems legit to me

VoxTek: val oml how do u not see they are CLEARLY lying

freakypimp: nahhh angel would never lie to me babe

VoxTek: WHAT IT'S CLEAR HE'S OBVIOUSLY BEEN HIDING A RELATIONSHIP

freakypimp: please, if angelcakes was in a relationship I would be like the first person to know 🙄

VoxTek: WHAT

Gayspider: idk what youre on, im more single than a pringle

VoxTek: YOU ARE NOT AND IK YOU AREN'T

Gayspider: the only one lying here is u

freakypimp: honestly vox just chill it's obvious he's single and that gato is straight he even said so himself

VoxTek: HOW COULD U BE SO GULLIBLE

needmorewhiskey: what makes u think I'm anything but straight?

freakypimp: he's clearly straight vox

Gayspider: exactly

needmorewhiskey: I am so straight and I do straight heterosexual things becuz that is what I am a hetero and I've been that way since birth a heterosexual man

Gayspider: yeah see I told u guys

freakypimp: yup straightest shit I ever seen he's definitely straight

VoxTek: DUDE

freakypimp: this is such a relief tbh I thought yall were dating for a min

needmorewhiskey: what that's

needmorewhiskey: that's crazy. I, a heterosexual, only date women

needmorewhiskey: I would never look at a man in such a homosexual way

Gayspider: he's so hetero it hurts sometimes

needmorewhiskey: exactly

freakypimp: wow so straight

VoxTek: …

Respectlesswithstyle: I'm actually disappointed

QueenoftheCannibals: I too can confirm that husk is as straight as a pencil

needmorewhiskey: yup

freakypimp: see vox? he's clearly a straight man

VoxTek: fine. u win this time angel. mark my words I WILL catch yo ass

Gayspider: we’ll see abt that. this means WAR

freakypimp: tf why u got beef with my bbg

Gayspider: uh

Gayspider: omg I think alastor just woke up…

VoxTek: WHAT

VoxTek: OMG OMG OMG GET HIS SEXY ASS ON DISCORD NOW

princessofhell: okay, idk what happened but alastor is most definitely not awake

VoxTek: YOU FUCKING

freakypimp: desperate ass 💀

VoxTek: ANGEL.

Gayspider: 😁

♥*♡∞:｡.｡ Husk and Angel's DMs ｡.｡:∞♡*♥

Gayspider: HUSKYYYYY

needmorewhiskey: what?

Gayspider: u should listen to the song numb by linkin park

Gayspider: its really good

needmorewhiskey: uh

needmorewhiskey: I'd rather listen to it with u

Gayspider: OMG so romantic 🥰

needmorewhiskey: no it's becuz idk how to use spotify

needmorewhiskey: but sure 👍

Gayspider: YEEESSSSSSS

needmorewhiskey: alr alr I'm coming

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Creepyradiodeer: So, I'm curious.

Creepyradiodeer: Angel, how's your boss?

Gayspider: good, why?

Creepyradiodeer: Really? He doesn't abuse you or anything?

Gayspider: what

Gayspider: lmao why would he do that

Creepyradiodeer: I don't know. I'd just like to know how Valentino is.

Gayspider: if im being honest I like to bully him becuz he's such a [bad word for gay]

Creepyradiodeer: Oh.

Gayspider: I make him cry like everytime I walk into the studio it's hilarious XD

Gayspider: I even send him death threats

Gayspider: I love making his afterlife miserable.

Creepyradiodeer: Did he do something to you?! Why the aggression? Did he sexually assault you or something?

Gayspider: what? No

Gayspider: where tf did u get that?

Gayspider: he doesn't even breathe near someone without consent, why tf would he 🍇 someone?

Creepyradiodeer: Well, then why are you bullying him?

Gayspider: becuz he wears skirts and high heels and likes to kiss boys

Creepyradiodeer: Oh, so you're once again being homophobic? Got it.

needmorewhiskey: ain't no way u bully Val for wearing a skirt and high heels when u do the exact same thing

needmorewhiskey: I've seen u walk out of here in a dress before. You need a wake up call.

Gayspider: that's it, your going back into the cabinet.

needmorewhiskey: NO PLEASE IT'S SO CRAMPED IN THERE

Creepyradiodeer: What?

Adamkiller: oof I just witnessed angel stuffing husk into one of the whiskey cabinets

Adamkiller: he was kicking him and shit

Adamkiller: oh he locked the door

Adamkiller: oh he's crying and banging on the door

Creepyradiodeer: …

Gayspider: where were we?

Creepyradiodeer: Why are you bullying Husker?!

Gayspider: cuz he wanna talk shit

Gayspider: so now he can spend three weeks in the bar cabinets

Creepyradiodeer: Isn't he going to starve?!

Gayspider: and? He can't die from not eating

Creepyradiodeer: Still, that's so wrong. Only I do shit like this. I don't like being one upped.

Gayspider: idc he shouldn't have been talking shit

needmorewhiskey: this is the reason why I'm claustrophobic

needmorewhiskey: someone help me please

Adamkiller: sorry

needmorewhiskey: my phones at 68% what happens if it dies

needmorewhiskey: there's no charger in here please

Gayspider: stfu before I start kicking

Gayspider: bitchass

Gayspider: storytime!! Once when I went into work, Val was gone and I'm like “where tf is that twink?” So Im looking for Val in any place I can, but I don't find him, so I ask vox, but he doesn't tell me. So, I kicked his face in and looked at the security cameras and found the gross little moth hiding in the bathroom! And I think “that's why he texted me saying that I didn't have to come into work today! He was avoiding me” so, I walk into the bathroom with an ax for good measure and I break the stall door with the ax and I scream “HERE'S ANGEL.” and he screamed for dear life and started sobbing uncontrollably! It was so funny!

Creepyradiodeer: …

Creepyradiodeer: Usually, I'd find that funny, but this just seems wrong coming from you.

Adamkiller: the shining reference is crazy

Gayspider: you just had to be there, it was SO funny

Gayspider: and velvette was laughing so much she locked herself in her room

Creepyradiodeer: I'm pretty sure the Vees are afraid of you.

princessofhell: I have an announcement to make, so all of you peasants shut up.

Gayspider: Yes, ma'am.

princessofhell: Count yourselves for being online. Say “here”.

Gayspider: Here.

needmorewhiskey: Here.

Creepyradiodeer: Here.

Adamkiller: Here.

princessofhell: Good. Don't worry about Vaggie. She won't be online ever again.

Creepyradiodeer: Elaboration, please?

princessofhell: This Friday at 10am, Vaggie will be executed before all of hell.

princessofhell: Be ready, and dress appropriately. End of announcement.

Creepyradiodeer: Is.. Do we get to know why?

Gayspider: we'll know at the execution

Gayspider: rip she should've broken any of the rules

Adamkiller: Don't feel bad. Hell is ruled by a dictatorship that she should've obeyed. It's no one's fault but her own.

Gayspider: that's true, still sad to see her go

needmorewhiskey: damn.

*meanwhile, Alastor is internally screaming*

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*+:｡.｡ Server with Angel’s dad and brother 👀｡.｡:+*

Arackni$$: @ Gayspider @ Gayspider

Gayspider: omg

Gayspider: stop adding me to this damn gc 😡

Arackni$$: no

Arackni$$: when we're u going to introduce me to ur bf 😡

Gayspider: i dont have a boyfriend 😡😡

Arackni$$: then whose this? @ needmorewhiskey

needmorewhiskey: who are u people and how did I get here

Gayspider: fuck

Arackni$$: I'm your bf's older brother arackniss 🥰

needmorewhiskey: YOU HAVE AN OLDER BROTHER??

Gayspider: no he's lying 😓

Gayspider: I'm an only child

Arackni$$: LIAR

Arackni$$: he has an older brother, who is ME, and a twin sister 😒

Gayspider: no i dont

Gayspider: stop lying on my name u stranger

Gayspider: i never met him

needmorewhiskey: idk who to believe

Gayspider: believe your bf obviously 😔😔😔

Arackni$$: I got proof

*photo of angel and arackniss as kids*

Gayspider: how tf

needmorewhiskey: holy shit

Arackni$$: told ya

needmorewhiskey: where's his sister?

Arackni$$: not in hell so prob heaven

needmorewhiskey: damn

Gayspider: thats photoshopped

Arackni$$: bruh

MafiaDaddy💋: What the hell is happening here

Arackni$$: Anthony kept me from his boyfriend so I forced him to introduce him to us

Gayspider: 🖕

MafiaDaddy💋: why the fuck would I want to meet his boyfriend

Arackni$$: becuz I wanted too so u have too to

MafiaDaddy💋: ewww

needmorewhiskey: I think I should leave

Arackni$$: don't u fucking dare you fucking cunt

needmorewhiskey: alrighty then

needmorewhiskey: who's Anthony

Gayspider: not me

Arackni$$: you know good and well that's you

needmorewhiskey: oh

Gayspider: im angel dust sir idk who tf anthony is

Gayspider: clearly youre delusional

Arackni$$: drop the act u ain't fooling no one

Gayspider: fuck u

MafiaDaddy💋: who is this whiskey person? You dating alcoholics? Damn gays got the shittiest taste

needmorewhiskey: oh that's not…

MafiaDaddy💋: what?

needmorewhiskey: uh nothing

needmorewhiskey: I'm husk ig?

MafiaDaddy💋: husk?

MafiaDaddy💋: wait have I see u on TV?

needmorewhiskey: uhm no?

MafiaDaddy💋: nah u at that hotel ain't ya

MafiaDaddy💋: where all them damn gays go

needmorewhiskey: I'm not even gay

MafiaDaddy💋: HAHAHA ain't nobody believing that

MafiaDaddy💋: your the cat right?

needmorewhiskey: ig

MafiaDaddy💋: oh so you a negro

needmorewhiskey: …

Gayspider: wHAT

Arackni$$: dad u can't fucking say that

MafiaDaddy💋: what?

Arackni$$: that's racist

MafiaDaddy💋: no it's not I just said black in Spanish

Gayspider: u know good and well that is not how u meant it

MafiaDaddy💋: what it's not like I said [n-word with double g]

Gayspider: 😐

needmorewhiskey: 👁👄👁

Arackni$$: I audibly sighed.

Arackni$$: dad. you can't say that!

MafiaDaddy💋: omg next your gonna tell me I can't say [rhymes with maggot]

Arackni$$: YOU CAN'T.

MafiaDaddy💋: why?!

Arackni$$: IT'S OFFENSIVE.

MafiaDaddy💋: offensive this, offensive that. back in my day I could say whatever the hell I wanted without you SNOWFLAKES saying it's “offensive”

Gayspider: why do u even have discord

MafiaDaddy💋: fucking liberals

Gayspider: im leaving

needmorewhiskey: same

*Gayspider left the group chat*

*needmorewhiskey left the group chat*

♥*♡∞:｡.｡　Husk and Angel’s DMS　｡.｡:∞♡*♥

Gayspider: just

Gayspider: pretend that didnt happen, mk? 😁

needmorewhiskey: don't have to tell me twice.

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princessofhell: GUYSS!!!

princessofhell: GET ONLINE EVERYONE!!

Gayspider: no I wan slep

princessofhell: THIS IS MORE IMPORTANT

needmorewhiskey: let him sleep it probably ain't even that important

princessofhell: YES IT IS!!!

princessofhell: @everyone

Australianbombs: ?

Australianbombs: it's like 4am tf

Australianbombs: it's too early

Adamkiller: I don't sleep teehee

Australianbombs: wtf

freakypimp: brother euhhh

Respectlesswithstyle: I'm going back to bed

QueenOfTheCannibals: but what's the news?

BigBossOfHellHimself: yeah I wanna know toooooooooooooooo

princessofhell: ok OK OK

princessofhell: ALASTOR JUST WOKE UP

Australianbombs: oh

Gayspider: wasge of my ducking tiem

bitchasslesbian: how tired are you that you can't even spell?

Gayspider: im smelling fone

freakypimp: I hope so 😬

Gayspider: im

needmorewhiskey: wait I dozed off what happened

Gayspider: alistair wsek ip

needmorewhiskey: translate

Australianbombs: Alastor woke up.

needmorewhiskey: NOOOOOOOOOOOO SHIT

Creepyradiodeer: Excuse me?

needmorewhiskey: I meant

needmorewhiskey: I'm so glad that you're okay

needmorewhiskey: yay

Creepyradiodeer: Right. What was the last thing you drank?

needmorewhiskey: uh bourbon I think why

Creepyradiodeer: You don't drink water?

needmorewhiskey: no ew

Creepyradiodeer: Thank God, it was just a dream.

Gayspider: waht hwwpprned ib ue drwan?

Creepyradiodeer: What?

needmorewhiskey: he's too tired to type properly

Gayspider: whay property

Australianbombs it's gotten worse now he can't read

Gayspider: i cun tooi red

Gayspider: wat dar mean

Gayspider: wait i not red im pink

needmorewhiskey: go back to sleep angel

Gayspider: mk

Creepyradiodeer: Well it's better than homophobic Angel.

needmorewhiskey: what

princessofhell: I'm just so happy your okay 😭

BigBossOfHellHimself: I'm so sad that he's okay

BigBossOfHellHimself: should've tripped and fell on an angelic spike 😔

Creepyradiodeer: Oh, I'm sure that would've been SO hilarious for you!

BigBossOfHellHimself: tbh it was just as funny when I heard that u fell and passed out 😊

BigBossOfHellHimself: bro got beaten up by the floor

BigBossOfHellHimself: floor: 1 Alastor: 0

Creepyradiodeer: Well at least my wife didn't leave me

BigBossOfHellHimself: EXCUS MOI

princessofhell: okay! That's enough of that! 😃

BigBossOfHellHimself: 😒

Creepyradiodeer: 😁

Respectlesswithstyle: Alastor got beef with Lucifer himself?! 👀

freakypimp: oh this is tea 🤭🍵

Creepyradiodeer: Wait. Why are *you* guys in here?

freakypimp: for that piping hot tea baby girl

Creepyradiodeer: Don't ever call me that again.

princessofhell: oh vox decided to help us with advertising the hotel! And well he said he needed them to soo

Respectlesswithstyle: yes we're VERY much needed

Creepyradiodeer: What. The. Fuck.

freakypimp: oh just wait til voxxy wakes up.. The tea is HOT 🤭

Respectlesswithstyle: so hot it's scolding 🍵

BigBossOfHellHimself: this gives me a really bad feeling in my gut

BigBossOfHellHimself: I don't like it

Creepyradiodeer: I leave. For two weeks. And now, we're working with imbeciles.

Respectlesswithstyle: excuse me? Tf u calling an imbecile?

princessofhell: okay be civil!!

needmorewhiskey: that's not gonna be possible

Respectlesswithstyle: no no, this used tampon wig wearing great depression never seen toothpaste cannibal ugly ass bitch wanna insult ME.

freakypimp: that's wild pop off kid 💅

Creepyradiodeer: Since you're so adamant about ages, tell me, how long have you been an Overlord? Two days? You haven't done shit for yourself. The only reason why you aren't living like Husker is because you got adopted by two man babies who spoil you like the brat you are.

needmorewhiskey: why am I catching strays?! I'm not even in this.. Don't judge my living situation before the hotel…

Australianbombs: bitch u were living on the streets? 😭

Respectlesswithstyle: me?! HOMELESS?! I COULD SURVIVE ON MY OWN WITHOUT THESE PARASITES OR MIGHT EVEN STRIVE FARTHER. I'M WAY MORE ADVANCED THAN YOU SO DON'T EVEN TRY.

freakypimp: excuse me, parasite? Bitch don't make me throw you off another roof 😒

Creepyradiodeer: Sure, you're trendy and advanced. But is that exactly better? Because last time I checked, my radio show is more popular than your little “social media” will ever be.

Respectlesswithstyle: U LITTLE UGLY ASS DEER

Creepyradiodeer: How pathetic. Is that all you can do? Insult my appearance? Quite pathetic, really. Your arguments hold no value. Just petty insults that hold no meaning.

Creepyradiodeer: You are absolutely pitiful. This argument is such a disappointment.

Respectlesswithstyle: FUCK U

Australianbombs: he mopped the fucking floor with you im dead 😭

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VoxTek: WHAT THE HELL GUYS

VoxTek: WHY DIDN'T ANYONE WAKE ME UP TO TELL ME ALASTOR WOKE UP

freakypimp: you were sleeping so peacefully

Respectlesswithstyle: I didn't wanna

VoxTek: Y'ALL SOME FAKE HOES

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Creepyradiodeer: What the fuck. I just got pinged 63 times.

Gayspider: 💀

VoxTek: ALASTORRRR

Creepyradiodeer: You shouldn't even be in this server.

VoxTek: BUT I AM!!

VoxTek: I WANT TO BE STUFFED WITH YOUR CREAM

Respectlesswithstyle: WHAAAATTTT

freakypimp: damn vox.. didn't know you were 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 like that

BigBossOrHellHimself: stuffed with his WHAT?

Gayspider: real

VoxTek: PLEASE JUST ONE NIGHT

VoxTek: I WANT TO BE RAVISHED

VoxTek: FUCK ME SENSELESS

needmorewhiskey: oh my lucifer

needmorewhiskey: I thought al was exaggerating 😬

Australianbombs: im screnshoting this and posting it everywhere

Australianbombs: your finished bro

freakypimp: I'm right next to him and he literally has a boner

princessofhell: HUH

BigBossOrHellHimself: see what you did? You traumatized my daughter >:(

freakypimp: tehe

VoxTek: PLEASE I KNOW IT'S BIG JUST LET M

needmorewhiskey: ?

freakypimp: he overheated 💀

princessofhell: HE DOES THAT?!

Adamkiller: has anyone seen Alastor? He was just here （Ω Д Ω）

Gayspider: sorry sugar

Adamkiller: husk? ☹️

needmorewhiskey: idk

freakypimp: oh

freakypimp: oh shit he's here

Adamkiller: whyyy

freakypimp: I don't kn

Respectlesswithstyle: did u die mid sentence

Respectlesswithstyle: chat what happened

Gayspider: alastor just threw val through the wall no big deal

needmorewhiskey: PLEASE TELL ME YOU GOT THAT ON CAMERA

Gayspider: sorry 😔

Australianbombs: LMAOO

Gayspider: i snuck into vox's security room

Gayspider: they were in the meeting room then alastor came in and yk

Gayspider: now vox is on his knees in front of alastor

Australianbombs: thats it?

Gayspider: nope alastor just threw him out the window

Adamkiller: PICS

Gayspider: girl do u know how many stairs I gotta go down

Adamkiller: I WANT PICTURES (╬ Ò ‸ Ó)

Gayspider: ok FINE

Australianbombs: rip

Gayspider: *photo of vox lying unconscious on the ground, his tv code saying “why won't you love me Alastor”*

needmorewhiskey: can u get a photo of val

Gayspider: 😒

Gayspider: yall need to get your own pictures

needmorewhiskey: 😁

Gayspider: *photo of val looking busted up and through a wall*

needmorewhiskey: saving

Gayspider: youre welcome 🙄

Creepyradiodeer: Sorry about that, did I miss anything?

needmorewhiskey: nope

QueenoftheCannibals: this server feels more like a comedy show than a discord server

QueenoftheCannibals: no offense ofc I absolutely love it here!

princessofhell: I'm just gonna ignore the past 30 minutes of text messages

Respectlesswithstyle: I'm shitting Crocs

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needmorewhiskey: I ordered me a Hawaiian pizza who wants some

Gayspider: a WHAT.

needmorewhiskey: Hawaiian pizza

needmorewhiskey: it's in the lobby

Gayspider: are u planning to eat that abomination of a creation?

needmorewhiskey: yeah? That's why I ordered it? I'm being kind enough to share

Gayspider: kind..?

Gayspider: okay im giving u 10 secs to throw out that pizza

needmorewhiskey: im not throwing away a good pizza tf

Gayspider: U DONT PUT PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA.

needmorewhiskey: omg all of y'all ‘pineapple don't belong on pizza’ fans need to effing chill

needmorewhiskey: I'm gon eat it becuz it's GOOD and your not going to stop me 😒

Gayspider: so be it.

☆♬○♩●♪✧♩ Two Days Later ♩✧♪●♩○♬☆

Creepyradiodeer: Has anyone seen Husker? I cannot find him anywhere.

princessofhell: oh? I thought he was at the casino?

bitchasslesbian: can't you just like, make him appear out of thin air?

Creepyradiodeer: Yes, but in order for that to work, I have to vaguely know where he is. None of his usual spots are working.

freakypimp: who cares about that furry lmao

Repectlesswithstyle: you do realize your a moth which makes you a furry too, right?

VoxTek: *you're

Repectlesswithstyle: stfu

freakypimp: you stfu

Creepyradiodeer: All of you, shut the hell up. We need to find Husker.

Creepyradiodeer: @ Gayspider

Creepyradiodeer: Do you know where he is?

Gayspider: nope

Creepyradiodeer: Really? I find it hard to believe that you don't know where your boyfriend is.

Gayspider: *FRIENDD

freakypimp: 🤨

Creepyradiodeer: Or friend, whatever, you're the closest to him. You'd know where he is.

Gayspider: sorry bbg I dont

Creepyradiodeer: If I find out you're lying…

princessofhell: … you will do nothing becuz we shouldn't harm our guests! :)

Creepyradiodeer: 😒

Gayspider: sorry pal 😁

☆♬○♩●♪✧♩ Two Weeks Later ♩✧♪●♩○♬☆

needmorewhiskey: ANGEL WHAT THE HELL

Gayspider: did u enjoy youre vacation? 🥰

VoxTek: *your, slut

Gayspider: …

Creepyradiodeer: Husker, where the hell were you?!

princessofhell: yeah everyone is worried sick for you!

Australianbombs: but like fr tho u got pentious crying in my dms

needmorewhiskey: ANGEL'S MAFIA FAMILY KIDNAPPED ME AND FORCEFED ME RAW PASTA FOR TWO WEEKS STRAIGHT

Creepyradiodeer: …

Creepyradiodeer: I knew Angel had something to do with this.

Australianbombs: LMAOO THAT'S HILARIOUS

needmorewhiskey: NO IT'S NOT

needmorewhiskey: IT WASN'T EVEN BOXED SHIT THAT SHIT WAS FRESH

needmorewhiskey: I BASICALLY JUST ATE EGG AND FLOUR FOR WEEKS

needmorewhiskey: THEY DIDN'T EVEN GIVE ME ALCOHOL

princessofhell: oh no I'm so sorry :((

Gayspider: and what did we learn?

needmorewhiskey: …

needmorewhiskey: don't put pineapple on pizza..

Gayspider: and?

needmorewhiskey: never break the pasta.

Gayspider: wonderful! u dont have to go back! 🥰

needmorewhiskey: I COULD'VE GONE BACK?!

Creepyradiodeer: Can you at least notify me whenever you decide to kidnap one of my souls?

Gayspider: sure

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👻👹🎃 Halloween Special ooo so spooky 👻👹🎃

*Gayspider made a group chat!*

*Gayspider added, needmorewhiskey, Creepyradiodeer, bitchasslesbian, Adamkiller, Australianbombs, and QueenoftheCannibals!*

Gayspider: guysguysguys

Gayspider: get onlineeee

needmorewhiskey: what?

Creepyradiodeer: What's the meaning of this?

Gayspider: i got a great idea for halloween

Australianbombs: oooo like a party?

Gayspider: no

Gayspider: whats the point of a party if i cant have alcohol

Australianbombs: who says we can't have alcohol?

bitchasslesbian: Me. NO ALCOHOL.

Australianbombs: oh piss off 🙄

Gayspider: anygays

Gayspider: i mean we should prank charlie in the server!

bitchasslesbian: HELL NO

Australianbombs: hell YES, what's the prank?!

needmorewhiskey: are you sure that's a good idea? I don't think she can handle that much

Gayspider: she'll be fine! it's halloween what's the point if u don't get a little scared?

Creepyradiodeer: For once, Angel actually makes a point. I'm on board.

Australianbombs: tell us the prank!!

QueenoftheCannibals: yes I'm dying to know as well!

bitchasslesbian: this is not gonna end well

Adamkiller: I love halloween pranks! Tell me tell me tell me!!

Gayspider: okay okay okay

Gayspider: so have u guys seen the movie smile?

needmorewhiskey: no

Creepyradiodeer: I don't watch “movies”.

Gayspider: okay so its about this therapist..

[If you, the reader, have not seen this movie, google the summary. That should be all the information you really need.]

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Gayspider: omg im so fucking scared

princessofhell: oh no, why?

needmorewhiskey: what happened?

Gayspider: i keep seeing these people smiling at me it's super creepy

Gayspider: i think im like cursed or something

Australianbombs: well I mean it's hell people smiling creepily all the time just look at Alastor

Gayspider: but it's not just regular smiles it's like staring at me all of the time

Creepyradiodeer: Well, you are famous. People are going to look at you.

Gayspider: yall aren't listening to me it's not normal 😭

Gayspider: im going crazy

princessofhell: you're not going crazy, calm down

Gayspider: i cant im being haunted

princessofhell: by what?

Gayspider: idk

princessofhell: Alastor are you messing with him?

Creepyradiodeer: No.

Creepyradiodeer: If I wanted to scare him, I would've done it much differently.

princessofhell: how else am I supposed to explain what's happening to him then

needmorewhiskey: maybe he's just hallucinating

needmorewhiskey: all them drugs going to his head

Gayspider: im not hallucinating its real

Gayspider: i swear on my afterlife u were doing it too

needmorewhiskey: what? I never smile at you like a creep

Gayspider: u were how do u not remember

needmorewhiskey: I think you're going crazy

Australianbombs: yeah send him to a mental hospital or something

princessofhell: but what if he's not crazy?! What if something’s actually after him?!

Creepyradiodeer: Or he's just mental.

princessofhell: don't say that!

Gayspider: somethings in my room im hearing whispers

Adamkiller: no you're not it's just the voices in your head!

Gayspider: no no somethings

Gayspider: ITS IN HERE ITS IN MY ROOM HELP ME

princessofhell: what?!

Gayspider: IT'S STARING AT ME AND SMILING IT'S GONNA FUCKING KILL ME

Creepyradiodeer: Oh deer.

needmorewhiskey: stop screaming jeez

princessofhell: SOMEONE CHECK ON HIM PLEASE

needmorewhiskey: okay fine

princessofhell: thank you :(

bitchasslesbian: omg

needmorewhiskey: okay this is really weird

needmorewhiskey: he's just smiling at me it's really unnerving

princessofhell: what?

Gayspider: 🙂

princessofhell: angel?! Are you okay?!

Gayspider: 🙂

needmorewhiskey: 🙂

princessofhell: husk?! Why are y'all sending those emojis?!

Creepyradiodeer: What emojis?

Australianbombs: uh they haven't said anything

princessofhell: what are you guys talking about you guys don't see those smiley faces?!

Adamkiller: no? Are you okay? (´•̥﹏•̥`)

princessofhell: you guys seriously don't see that?

Australianbombs: 🙂

Creepyradiodeer: See what, deer?

princessofhell: SEE NOW CHERRI'S DOING IT

princessofhell: guys?

princessofhell: say something!!!

Creepyradiodeer: 🙂

Gayspider: 🙂

needmorewhiskey: 🙂

Australianbombs: 🙂

Adamkiller: 🙂

princessofhell: WHAT THE FUCK 😭😭

Australianbombs: You should look behind you. 🙃

princessofhell: what..?

*Scared to eerie silence, Charlie turned around to look behind her, expecting to see nothing. Instead, she screams and her heart beats out of her chest as Angel was standing behind her with a menacing grin on his face. Cherri was behind him, she quickly took a photo.*

Australianbombs: LMAO LOOK AT THIS

Australianbombs: *Photo of scared Charlie*

*As Angel and Cherri where laughing, Charlie faints.*

Creepyradiodeer: Happy Halloween!

needmorewhiskey: it was just a prank u can chill now Charlie

Adamkiller: that was so much fun!!

Creepyradiodeer: It was more fun than I thought it'd be.

QueenoftheCannibals: it was fun watching 🤭

bitchasslesbian: haha whatever why isn't she responding?

Gayspider: shit uh

Australianbombs: funny story! She kinda like, fainted-

bitchasslesbian: omg I TOLD YOU GUYS IT'D GO TOO FAR

Gayspider: but it was just a prank 😔

needmorewhiskey: shit

bitchasslesbian: where is she?!

Australianbombs: we in the lobby

BigBossOfHellHimself: WHAT HAPPENED I THOUGHT I HEARD CHARLIE SCREAM

Gayspider: whaaaat no she didn't scream

Gayspider: that's crazy

bitchasslesbian: Lucifer read UP

Australianbombs: NO NO DON'T READ UP

Gayspider: THERES NO NEED FOR U TO READ UP

needmorewhiskey: we're fucked

Adamkiller: uh oh

BigBossOfHellHimself: …

BigBossOfHellHimself: You made my daughter FAINT.

Gayspider: NO WHAAT THAT'S INSANE THAT NEVER HAPPENED HUH

Creepyradiodeer: … It was all Angel's idea.

Creepyradiodeer: Matter of fact, he was the one who jumpscared her. It was all him.

Gayspider: DUDE?!

BigBossOfHellHimself: I'M GOING TO TEAR YOU LIMB FROM LIMB.

Gayspider: NO NO I'M SORRY 😭😭

*Angel was never heard from again.*

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VoxTek: ȟ̸̨̯̲̝̳͓͎̭͖͊̄̔̽̓̂̋̇̋̀̕̚͜ẹ̷͓̺̰̽̍͛̉̐̔͋̓̚͜l̷̢̨̨̫̼͙̞͉̗͉̖̲̖̞̿̉p̸̢̻͓͎̻͙͂͒̋͒̓̃͊̐̔͘͝ m̶̥͇͈̣̏͑̿͑̃̈͛̕͠ẹ̷͓̺̰̽̍͛̉̐̔͋̓̚͜

Gayspider: the hell

Gayspider: im off work today yall arent my problem

VoxTek: Ą̵̘̥͉̘͖̱̥̺̿̀̈̒̂̅̀̅̈́̓̏͊͘͝Ą̵̘̥͉̘͖̱̥̺̿̀̈̒̂̅̀̅̈́̓̏͊͘͝Ą̵̘̥͉̘͖̱̥̺̿̀̈̒̂̅̀̅̈́̓̏͊͘͝Ḩ̶̳̣̮̻̪̜͍̹̭͓͍̳̼̈́̅́̄̍̀͐́̊̽͌̊̂͂͠͝͝Ḩ̶̳̣̮̻̪̜͍̹̭͓͍̳̼̈́̅́̄̍̀͐́̊̽͌̊̂͂͠͝͝Ą̵̘̥͉̘͖̱̥̺̿̀̈̒̂̅̀̅̈́̓̏͊͘͝Ą̵̘̥͉̘͖̱̥̺̿̀̈̒̂̅̀̅̈́̓̏͊͘͝Ą̵̘̥͉̘͖̱̥̺̿̀̈̒̂̅̀̅̈́̓̏͊͘͝Ḩ̶̳̣̮̻̪̜͍̹̭͓͍̳̼̈́̅́̄̍̀͐́̊̽͌̊̂͂͠͝͝

QueenOfTheCannibals: youre going to break the app at this rate

bitchasslesbian: the fuck is wrong with him

Gayspider: dont know

BigBossOfHellHimself: you better be in your room mister.

Gayspider: i am i swear i never left 😓

BigBossOfHellHimself: and who said you can be on your phone? Last time I checked your grounded 🤨

Gayspider: im a grown man ☹️

BigBossOfHellHimself: a grown man that's about to get his phone taken away.

Gayspider: fine 😔

BigBossOfHellHimself: grown man my ass

BigBossOfHellHimself: should've thought about that before you started pranking people. 😒

Gayspider: can i have sex tho?

BigBossOfHellHimself: do you know what “grounded” means?

BigBossOfHellHimself: hell no

Gayspider: WAAAAHHHHHHH

Gayspider: HUSK

needmorewhiskey: Nuh uh don't call on me

needmorewhiskey: thats your problem

Gayspider: 😭

needmorewhiskey: u better go offline before he takes your phone away

Gayspider: ☹️

Respectlesstehe: I feel like I missed something

Respectlesstehe: whatever

Respectlesstehe: wanna see val shove a turkey up vox's ass?

needmorewhiskey: WHAT.

QueenOfTheCannibals: no.. No I don't

bitchasslesbian: wtf

Adamkiller: SEND SEND SEND SEND SEND

Adamkiller: PLEASE PLEASE SEND SEND SEND

Adamkiller: I NEED TO SEE PLEASE

Adamkiller: ( ✧Д✧) !!

CreepyRadioDeer: Niffty. Please. Spare our eyes.

Adamkiller: OH

Adamkiller: SORRY SIR

Adamkiller: SEND TO MY DMS!!!

Respectlesstehe: …

Respectlesstehe: nvm

Adamkiller: ಥ_ಥ

Australianbombs: wait why did val shove a turkey up vox's ass???

Respectlesstehe: he got big mad

Respectlesstehe: they was arguing and vox called val “skinny gay thanos”

Australianbombs: 💀

needmorewhiskey: “skinny gay thanos” is gold

CreepyRadioDeer: Husker, who's Thanos?

needmorewhiskey: movie villain

Respectlesstehe: yeah it was brutal after that he ran all the way to the grocery store in platform heels

Respectlesstehe: which he ate that up ‼️‼️🔥🔥

CreepyRadioDeer: Ate what?

QueenOfTheCannibals: I thought he ran to the grocery store for the turkey. What's he eating?

Respectlesstehe: hes not

needmorewhiskey: did he eat something at the store?

Respectlesstehe: no??

BigBossOfHellHimself: im confused you said he ate something and now your saying he ate nothing?

QueenOfTheCannibals: yes, youre not making any sense

needmorewhiskey: did he eat the platform heels?

CreepyRadioDeer: Maybe. Can you provide more context?

Respectlesstehe: okay everyone stfu nobody ate anything

BigBossOfHellHimself: hes a moth right? Maybe he started eating the clothes in the store?

QueenOfTheCannibals: yes that'd make sense I think 🤔

Respectlesstehe: SHUT UP.

Respectlesstehe: moving on 🙄

CreepyRadioDeer: But did he eat the clothes?

Respectlesstehe: FINE SURE WHATEVER LET ME FINISH THE STORY

BigBossOfHellHimself: okay okay you can continue

Respectlesstehe: fucking Lucifer I can't tell y'all anything

Respectlesstehe: so he ran, got the raw chicken, came back and threw the turkey at voxs head breaking his screen

needmorewhiskey: oop

Respectlesstehe: but even with his screen broken he kept insulting val and val kept getting angrier and angrier

BigBossOfHellHimself: I need some popcorn

Australianbombs: already got some 🍿

Respectlesstehe: so then he took vox and started shoving the turkey up his ass

Respectlesstehe: it was pretty impressive ngl shouldve seen the way his ass stretched

CreepyRadioDeer: Okay, that's enough of THAT story.

Respectlesstehe: theyre taking him to the hospital now cuz it's stuck and his tears keep frying his cords

QueenOfTheCannibals: Valentino should get checked too those clothes can't be good for his digestive system

needmorewhiskey: nah let him get constipated

CreepyRadioDeer: I mean, it's his fault for eating clothes.

Australianbombs: ikr shouldnt have taken that detour 💀

Respectlesstehe: …

Australianbombs: permission to let angie know that his boss is going to be on the toilet for a few days? 😇

BigBossOfHellHimself: fine but just that

BigBossOfHellHimself: only because that's pretty important and eating clothes is quite serious

Australianbombs: right 💀

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Gayspider: whats up my skibidi sigmas?

Creepyradiodeer: What?

needmorewhiskey: the fuck?

Gayspider: hm? whats wrong my level 10 gyatt?

QueenOfTheCannibals: is that english?

Adamkiller: angel! Husk has no gyatt! that's a level 5 at best (˵ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°˵)

needmorewhiskey: a wha??

Gayspider: youre right niffty that wasn't very skibidi of me to lie about his gyatt

Adamkiller: Vaggie has a level ten!!!

Gayspider: yes gurl vaggie eats that shi up and leaves NO CRUMBS 🔥🔥🔥

bitchasslesbian: huh?

Creepyradiodeer: What the hell is a “gyatt”?

Gayspider: ofc you don't know what a gyatt is you have no rizz bro

Creepyradiodeer: I have no… what?

Gayspider: I swear this mf came from Ohio 💀🔥🔥

Creepyradiodeer: I literally have never stepped foot into Ohio the entire time I lived.

Respectlesstehe: what is bro yapping about

Australianbombs: pls I got so much rizz I rizzed up a damn snake 🔥🔥

Gayspider: LET HER COOK 🔥🔥

Australianbombs: LET ME COOK THIS UP REAL QUICK 🔥🔥🔥

Australianbombs: sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler you're so skibidi you're so fanum tax 🔥🔥🔥

Adamkiller: I'm edging to this 🔥🔥🔥

Respectlesstehe: WHAT'S FOUR + FOUR??

QueenOfTheCannibals: eight?

needmorewhiskey: what the hell is happening

Gayspider: bro got a degree in yapology

Australianbombs: skibidi toilet skibidi skibidi toilet 🔥🔥

needmorewhiskey: that CANNOT be english

Respectlesstehe: not very sigma of you

Gayspider: husk be like “im the alpha im the leader im the one to trust”

Australianbombs: very mindful very demure

Creepyradiodeer: I'm leaving before I get a headache.

Gayspider: very demure of you al

needmorewhiskey: I didn't wake up with a hangover for this confusion

Australianbombs: fucking furry

needmorewhiskey: what about my fur?

Gayspider: ive been a nasty girl 👅💦

QueenoftheCannibals: I don't even want to try anymore

Gayspider: I'm tryna get 𝒇𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒌𝒚

bitchasslesbian: no get you're tongue back in your fucking mouth

Gayspider: is somebody gonna match my freak 😔

Australianbombs: (listening to husk whimper audios)

Gayspider: …

Gayspider: why you won't let me live that down ☹️

Australianbombs: becuz it's funny asf

Gayspider: it was one time bro I was curious

Australianbombs: it was more than once bro 💀

Australianbombs: I saw your history

Australianbombs: you've been doing that shit for months

Gayspider: no

Australianbombs: yes

Gayspider: leave me alone 😭

Australianbombs: I'm NOT letting you live this down bro

Gayspider: it wasn't even that bad

Australianbombs: you were masturbating to it

Gayspider: no I wasn't

Gayspider: my dick was itchy

Australianbombs: yes you're erected dick was itchy 🤨

Gayspider: … no one told u to just barge into someone's room 😡

Australianbombs: why tf would u leave the door unlocked

Gayspider: why tf didnt u knock

Adamkiller: guys

Respectlesstehe: lmao this is funnier than confusing old people 💀

Respectlesstehe: whimper audios are already weird asf to listen to but touching yourself too? 💀

Gayspider: I WaSn't ToUcHiNg MySeLf

Australianbombs: yes u were bro I caught yo gay ass

freakypimp: damn angel.. Didn't know u were 𝒇𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒌𝒚 like that 👅💦

Gayspider: leave me alone 😭

Gayspider: worry about your bf that got a turkey up his ass

Gayspider: what I do on my YouTube is PERSONAL 😔

Australianbombs: those moans weren't personal

Gayspider: CHERRI OMG SHUT UP

princessofhell: how

princessofhell: I thought we locked that away in a vault where it belongs?

Australianbombs: and let you forget? Hell nah

Australianbombs: I've been scarred by seeing his ugly pink dick so y'all have to be scarred too

Gayspider: okay that's just mean ☹️

princessofhell: yeah not only was that pretty rude I DID NOT need a visual

princessofhell: now apologize

Australianbombs: no

princessofhell: u wanna go to heaven or not?

Australianbombs: …

Australianbombs: I'm sorry

princessofhell: for what?

Australianbombs: for

Australianbombs: for calling your dick ugly

Gayspider: 😔

Gayspider: you're not forgiven

princessofhell: angel remember what we learned

princessofhell: forgiveness is not for them it is for us

Gayspider: fine

Gayspider: I forgive u for calling my dick ugly

princessofhell: good! Now go find each other irl and hug!

Australianbombs: no

Gayspider: no

princessofhell: well

princessofhell: we'll work on that next time. 😁

Gayspider: cherri has a level 2 gyatt 😔

Australianbombs: TAKE THAT BACK

Australianbombs: I HAVE LEVEL 8 AT BEST 🤬

Gayspider: nope

Gayspider: flat ass

Australianbombs: shut up like you skinny tooth pick ass got a gyatt

Australianbombs: you're ass is flatter than paper itself

Australianbombs: you're level isn't even on the scale

Australianbombs: you're so flat I wonder how u even shit

Australianbombs: you're so flat when people slap it the only thing that jiggles is the butt hairs in your crack

Gayspider: 😧

Respectlesstehe: HELP IT'S SO TRUE THO AJSBFS

needmorewhiskey: you having fun?

Respectlesstehe: oh I'm having a BLAST 💀

princessofhell: 😐

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Gayspider: HELP GET ME OUT OF HERE

Gayspider: THIS MAN IS TRYNA PISS ON ME

needmorewhiskey: WHAT

princessofhell: who?!

Gayspider: HES IN THE AUDIENCE

Gayspider: I KNOW ITS HIM

Gayspider: HE KEEPS SENDING ME CREEPY FAN MAIL ABOUT WANTING TO PISS ON ME

Gayspider: HES HOLDING UP A SIGN THAT SAYS “LET ME PISS ON U”

Australianbombs: wtf

princessofhell: oh well uhm

princessofhell: don't let him-!

needmorewhiskey: you're on stage right?

Gayspider: i was im in the back now

Gayspider: omg hes still out there 😭

freakypimp: just let him piss on u he probably has a piss kink

freakypimp: plus u could get some extra money 🤑

Gayspider: FUCK NO

Gayspider: ID RATHER DIE AGAIN THEN GET PISSED ON

freakypimp: ur loss

Respectlesstehe: that's nasty

Respectlesstehe: why are there so many freaks down here

Gayspider: i am not comfortable going out there when a guy that wants to piss on me is watching 😟

Respectlesstehe: please there's probably worse people with worse kinks watching ur vids

Gayspider: YEAH BUT I DON'T HAVE TO MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH THEM

Respectlesstehe: then don't make eye contact with him god ur so difficult

Gayspider: great now hes holding a sign that says “i know u got my mail”

Australianbombs: throw it at him myahe he'll get the message and leave?

Gayspider: why would i bring his fan mail with me?????

Australianbombs: idk it was clever in my head

Gayspider: omg hes

Gayspider: hes pissin on someone else now

princessofhell: I'm so grossed out

Gayspider: THEYRE DRINKING THE PISS 😟

princessofhell: ok I'm keaving

needmorewhiskey: there's not enough vodka in all of hell that could erase that sentence from my brain

Gayspider: he found someone who matched his freak

Gayspider: and now they both want to piss on me ☹️

Gayspider: i have to get out on stage now praying they dont throw their piss at me ☹️

Australianbombs: hang in there bestie I'mma take care of em

Australianbombs: @ princessofhell if u see me on the news for assault just now I did it for a friend so it's noble 🤟

needmorewhiskey: I don't think that's how it works

bitchasslesbian: does it matter? She's already gone

needmorewhiskey: she'll see it.

BigBossOfHellHimself: should've never let that boy out of his room

VoxTek: I JUST WOKE UP IN A HOSPITAL BED

VoxTek: AND U PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT URINE.

bitchasslesbian: how's the turkey in your ass?

VoxTek: SHUT UP U UGLY BITCH

BigBossOfHellHimself: HEY U TAKE THAT BACK BEFORE I COME OVER THERE AND SHOVE A TREE UP UR ASS NEXT.

VoxTek: …

VoxTek: I was

VoxTek: I was joking bro

VoxTek: my bad 🙏

bitchasslesbian: wow

bitchasslesbian: u didn't have to do that-

BigBossOfHellHimself: nobody insults my daughter or my daughter's girlfriend unless they wanna get beat 😤

bitchasslesbian: 😅

Gayspider: rest in peace cherri

Gayspider: she fought long and hard yet in the end

Gayspider: she got pissed on 😔

Australianbombs: do not mourn for me guys 😔

Australianbombs: stay strong and don't let the piss get to you 🙏

Australianbombs: now I must retreat into the showers and clean myself until the first layer of my skin is no more

Australianbombs: farewell 🫡

Gayspider: good bye 😔

needmorewhiskey: why are y'all so dramatic

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Australianbombs: I was thinking

Australianbombs: husk got some gay ass hands

needmorewhiskey: what

Australianbombs: what them claws so big for?

Australianbombs: grabbing twinks waists? 🤨

needmorewhiskey: WHAT

Creepyradiodeer: What the hell is a “twink”.

Australianbombs: you 🤨🫵

Creepyradiodeer: Excuse me?

Australianbombs: what them deer ears for?

Australianbombs: to listen to gay men's moans better??? 🤨

Creepyradiodeer: …

VoxTek: can they be my moans..? 🥺

Creepyradiodeer: Hell no.

Gayspider: a turkey stretched ur asshole no dick wants to go in there

VoxTek: OMG stfu I hate you, you stupid dumb ugly bitch

Gayspider: u just jealous my holes tighter than yours 🤭

VoxTek: you fucking whore I'll shove a damn toaster up your ass and then throw you into a bath and watch you electrocute yourself

VoxTek: and I'll keep replacing the damn toaster every time you fucking come back so you can keep electrocuting yourself to death until I'm fucking satisfied

Gayspider: …

needmorewhiskey: wtf

princessofhell: that's… morbid.

Australianbombs: erm what the sigma

Gayspider: what do I even say to that

Gayspider: im changing my user

VoxTek: you should change it to ugly [bad word for gay]

princessofhell: no hate speech please!!!

Australianbombs: why are y'all beefing so hard wtf happened like actually

Australianbombs: also change my user too

SexyBitchInDrag: erm change it urself

Australianbombs: 😔

SexyBitchInDrag: what we thinking of this chat?? 😘

Adamkiller: yas bitch slay 💅💅💅

SexyBitchInDrag: ty niffty

iMakeitGoBoom: did I eat too?

Adamkiller: yasss 💅💅💅

SexyBitchInDrag: ate and left no crumbs 💅🔥✨

thiscathasaproblem: angel change my damn

SexyBitchInDrag: but

SexyBitchInDrag: its true

iMakeitGoBoom: oh so u change his user but not mind? I see how it is 😔

SexyBitchInDrag: u said i was as flat as paper

iMakeitGoBoom: and? where was the cap? 😔

SexyBitchInDrag: 🖕

iMakeitGoBoom: I got pissed on for u 😔😔😔

thiscathasaproblem: ANGEL

SexyBitchInDrag: fine

SexyBitchInDrag: better? 🥰

CatintheHatbutDrunk: how tf is this better

iMakeitGoBoom: 💀

iMakeitGoBoom: just change it yourself?

CatintheHatbutDrunk: idk how

CatintheHatbutDrunk: angel has my password

iMakeitGoBoom: mistake number 1 why tf did u give him ur password

CatintheHatbutDrunk: he made the account…

iMakeitGoBoom: oh right forgot ur ass too old and drunk to get up to date with technology 💀

Bitchwhyyourhairsobig: hah boomer

Bitchwhyyourhairsobig: wait who tf

SexyBitchInDrag: valid question ngl ur pigtails bigger than my how long my life span was

BetterLookingThanAllYall: stfu bitch try that again and see what happens

SexyBitchInDrag: 🙄

CatintheHatbutDrunk: like ur short ass can do anything

BetterLookingThanAllYall: I'll turn vox's dream into a reality bitch

BigBossOfHellHimself: why did you change ur names now I'm confused

BigBossOfHellHimself: who's who 😭

SexyBitchInDrag: im angel

SexyBitchInDrag: the “better looking than y'all” liar is the short girl from the vees

BetterLookingThanAllYall: bitch.

SexyBitchInDrag: make it boom is the tall mike wazowski

iMakeitGoBoom: excuse me????

SexyBitchInDrag: @ CatintheHatbutDrunk is the drunk grumpy shadow wannabe that sleeps at the bar all of the time

CatintheHatbutDrunk: no way ur srsly comparing me to a damn emo hedgehog rn

SexyBitchInDrag: i am

BigBossOfHellHimself: ohhhhh okay I got it now thx

BigBossOfHellHimself: wait I wanna see him say “where's that DAMN fourth chaos emerald”

CatintheHatbutDrunk: I am NOT saying that

CatintheHatbutDrunk: and how tf are u so cultured??

BigBossOfHellHimself: hey it gets real lonely in that castle all by myself so I play sonic games okay??

BigBossOfHellHimself: gotta have breaks from making ducks all day you know

SexyBitchInDrag: craziest lore drop, Lucifer plays sonic games???

CatintheHatbutDrunk: was not expecting this tbh

BigBossOfHellHimself: I even made my own duck oc 🥰 wanna see??

princessofhell: alright dad, time to get you to bed 😊

BigBossOfHellHimself: but… my ocs ☹️

princessofhell: just uh show em later

princessofhell: it's time for ur afternoon nap

BigBossOfHellHimself: okay..

SexyBitchInDrag: kinda wanted to see his oc ngl

princessofhell: no. You don't.

SexyBitchInDrag: ???

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…

Creepyradiodeer: Okay, so let me get this right.

Creepyradiodeer: Saying that one, “ate”, means they just did really well?

CatintheHatbutDrunk: I think so

SexyBitchInDrag: yeah slay means the same thing

iMakeitGoBoom: what did I miss-

SexyBitchInDrag: we tryna teach alastor slang

Creepyradiodeer: And what does “gyat” mean?

iMakeitGoBoom: something angel doesn't have

SexyBitchInDrag: stfu

Creepyradiodeer: Intelligence?

iMakeitGoBoom: 💀

SexyBitchInDrag: im not an idiot tf

CatintheHatbutDrunk: well your not the smartest either

SexyBitchInDrag: >:(

SexyBitchInDrag: no sex for u 🖕

CatintheHatbutDrunk: I deserve that

SexyBitchInDrag: but NO al it means fat ass

Creepyradiodeer: Oh… I see.

Creepyradiodeer: What about “sigma”? Niffty keeps calling me that one.

SexyBitchInDrag: hmmmm

SexyBitchInDrag: thats like

SexyBitchInDrag: the best of the best

Creepyradiodeer: That makes a lot of sense. I guess I am “sigma”.

iMakeitGoBoom: HELP

Creepyradiodeer: ?

SexyBitchInDrag: thats a way to laugh

SexyBitchInDrag: same with “💀”

Creepyradiodeer: Why? That's utterly confusing.

SexyBitchInDrag: 🤷‍♂️

Adamkiller: h-o-t t-o g-o u 🫵 can 🥫 take 🤭 me ✨ hot 🥵 to 🏃‍♂️ go ‼️

SexyBitchInDrag: thats my song 😡

Adamkiller: nuh uh

Adamkiller: you're the super graphic ultra modern girl

SexyBitchInDrag: oh my bad 🤭

Creepyradiodeer: What?

iMakeitGoBoom: it's gay shit you wouldn't understand

Creepyradiodeer: Niffty is straight?

iMakeitGoBoom: erm

SexyBitchInDrag: guys i want pentious back its boring in here

iMakeitGoBoom: he don't wanna not until the vees

SexyBitchInDrag: but they wont leaveeee val refuses

iMakeitGoBoom: rip ig

SexyBitchInDrag: wait

*＊✿❀ BETTER Hazbin group chat ❀✿＊*

*SexyBitchInDrag added iMakeitGoBoom, CatintheHatbutDrunk, SirPrecious, Adamkiller, princessofhell, QueenoftheCannibals, and BigBossOfHellHimself.*

SexyBitchInDrag: only added the cool people 😎

SirPrecious: oh?

iMakeitGoBoom: oop I see you 🤭

Adamkiller: what about Sir? ☹️

SexyBitchInDrag: erm

SexyBitchInDrag: couldnt add him cuz we like not friends on discord

Adamkiller: awh ☹️

SexyBitchInDrag: totally dont look into that

CatintheHatbutDrunk: nah it's better like this

BigBossOfHellHimself: wait

BigBossOfHellHimself: I'm considered cool???

SexyBitchInDrag: yessir

BigBossOfHellHimself: I'M GONNA CRY

SexyBitchInDrag: oh

princessofhell: u didn't add Vaggie???

SexyBitchInDrag: i dont have her friended either frfr

princessofhell: angel, are u lying?

SexyBitchInDrag: what no

SexyBitchInDrag: if i could i would add them guys trust

SexyBitchInDrag: i wouldnt like leave them out on purpose thatd be crazy

Adamkiller: wait ill just add em :3

SexyBitchInDrag: NO

SexyBitchInDrag: i mean

SexyBitchInDrag: i wouldnt want to hurt their feelings 😔

SexyBitchInDrag: so everyone has to swear to secrecy ok

princessofhell: …

CatintheHatbutDrunk: k

iMakeitGoBoom: I swear bro 🤐

SirPrecious: i won't tell a soul

BigBossOfHellHimself: uh yeah ok

BigBossOfHellHimself: sorry everything’s blurry too many tears

SexyBitchInDrag: niffty? charlie? please guys 🙏

Adamkiller: ok ಥ_ಥ

princessofhell: fine but I don't like keeping secrets from Vaggie…

SexyBitchInDrag: PSSHHHHH SHELL BE FINEEEEEEEEE

princessofhell: if u say so

SexyBitchInDrag: anygays i made this for PENTIOUS

SirPrecious: 🥹🥹🥹

SirPrecious: I love u guys

iMakeitGoBoom: ew

CatintheHatbutDrunk: welcome back ig?

SexyBitchInDrag: dont act like yall dont talk in dms

QueenoftheCannibals: I forgot discord exists and I came back in a different group chat?

SexyBitchInDrag: SHHH U CANT TELL USED TAMPON

QueenoftheCannibals: okokok 😥

BigBossOfHellHimself: USED TAMPON PLEASE I'M USING THAT

SexyBitchInDrag: as u should tbh

CatintheHatbutDrunk: that's

CatintheHatbutDrunk: how did u come up with that??

SexyBitchInDrag: idk

SirPrecious: wtf is a tampon

SexyBitchInDrag: its a piece of cotton woman put up their hooha when theyre on their period

SirPrecious: OH

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SexyBitchInDrag: guys I made the hottest men list

SexyBitchInDrag: oh and good news dw about val hes erm

CatintheHatbutDrunk: decommissioned.

SexyBitchInDrag: yeah

iMakeitGoBoom: context??

SexyBitchInDrag: so in fifth place and one is the hottest man to ever exist btw and in five is alastor 6/10 but would fuck

Creepyradiodeer: Why am I on your list in the first place. Get me off.

SexyBitchInDrag: no

SexyBitchInDrag: in 4th place is lucifer 7.8/10 I bit short but salvageable

BigBossOfHellHimself: I was about to celebrate until the short comment 😒

iMakeitGoBoom: I agree with angel Lucifer is a SMASH

princessofhell: wtf

SexyBitchInDrag: in 3rd is asmodeus 10/10 I mean it's the sin of lust OFC he's my celebrity crush 😍

iMakeitGoBoom: makes sense

SexyBitchInDrag: and in 2nd is my husky wusky @ CatintheHatbutDrunk 😘

iMakeitGoBoom: wait why only 2nd

CatintheHatbutDrunk: damn

SexyBitchInDrag: becuz number one is reserved for Jayce Talis from Arcane 🤭

SexyBitchInDrag: *insert image of Jayce Talis from Arcane*

CatintheHatbutDrunk: I should've never watched that dumb show with you

iMakeitGoBoom: I mean he is fine 🤭

SexyBitchInDrag: exactlyyyy u get me

SexyBitchInDrag: mel didn't deserve that sex scene that shouldve been me 😔

CatintheHatbutDrunk: please stfu

SexyBitchInDrag: like u wasn't eyeing ambessa I saw u, u hypocrite

*Husk never went offline so fast*

iMakeitGoBoom: wow 😭

SexyBitchInDrag: says absolutely everything

Creepyradiodeer: Angel, I swear. GET ME OFF THAT LIST.

SexyBitchInDrag: no

BigBossOfHellHimself: he's just jealous I beat him on a list

Creepyradiodeer: Incorrect, you fucking gnome.

BigBossOfHellHimself: GNOME?! I'M NOT THAT SHORT

Creepyradiodeer: How could anyone tell?

BigBossOfHellHimself: apparently not you since you seem to be visually impaired.

Creepyradiodeer: Says the person whose wife left him. You do see she's no longer here, right?

BigBossOfHellHimself: neither is your mother and yet you STILL yap about her damn nasty ass jambalaya

SexyBitchInDrag: ooohh.. 😗🍿

iMakeitGoBoom: niffty go order some aloe vera we gon need some 👀

Creepyradiodeer: How about instead of insulting my MOTHER, you deal with your never ending problem with making rubber ducks?

BigBossOfHellHimself: at least my ducks have actually seen a toothbrush in their life

Creepyradiodeer: Of course you have a toothbrush dedicated to them. You brush all their non-existent teeth, too?

BigBossOfHellHimself: you're yellow brick road ass teeth are about to become non-existent if you don't stop slandering my ducks

Creepyradiodeer: I'd like to see you try.

princessofhell: NO NO HE WOULD NOT DAD

BigBossOfHellHimself: 😒

bitchasslesbian: this server is too chaotic.

princessofhell: Mhm ☹️

SexyBitchInDrag: i love it

iMakeitGoBoom: the more chaos the better

VoxTek: WHO TF MAULED VAL LIKE A DAMN ANIMAL AND LEFT HIM BADLY BREATHING IN AN ALLEYWAY??

iMakeitGoBoom: HUH

SexyBitchInDrag: oh no… how could that have happened… thats so tragic and sad and traumatizing

SexyBitchInDrag: ugh how must i go on.. 😣

BetterLookingThanAllYall: mk we get it. 😒

SexyBitchInDrag: im just so saddened and disheartened by this terrible news 💔

iMakeitGoBoom: … angel-?

SexyBitchInDrag: oh no.. some how so suspiciously his account has been removed and banned from the server who couldve done that…

BetterLookingThanAllYall: really?

BetterLookingThanAllYall: you're literally the admin.

SexyBitchInDrag: how long shall my dear boss be in the hospital becuz im so so sad and depressed about his hospitalization 😢

iMakeitGoBoom: boy stop playing 😭

VoxTek: ONE OF YOU BITCHES DID IT I KNOW

VoxTek: THE DOCTORS DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW LONG HE'LL BE IN THAT HOW BAD HIS CONDITION IS.

CatintheHatbutDrunk: oopsie

iMakeitGoBoom: wtf did y'all do 😭

VoxTek: OFC IT WAS THAT FURRY BITCH

SexyBitchInDrag: hey just becuz ur bf is in critical condition doesnt mean u have to go for mine ☹️💔

CatintheHatbutDrunk: I didn't do shit

VoxTek: YES IT WAS I KNOW IT WAS HE HAD CLAW MARKS ON HIM AND SHIT TOO

VoxTek: WHEN I CATCH YOU HUSK WHEN I CATCH YOU

Creepyradiodeer: You'll do what?

VoxTek: al pookie stay out of this I'm gotta go furry hunting

Creepyradiodeer: Touch one of my souls and you'll be right next to Valentino.

VoxTek: UGH FINE

VoxTek: FUCK ALL Y'ALL

BetterLookingThanAllYall: so damn dramatic for no reason…

Creepyradiodeer: Husker…

CatintheHatbutDrunk: I ain't do nothing I swear

CatintheHatbutDrunk: I ain't go near that ugly pimp I swear on Lucifer

BigBossOfHellHimself: fucking liar

CatintheHatbutDrunk: really bruh

Creepyradiodeer: Husker.

SexyBitchInDrag: hey leave him alone Rudolf if you hurt him I'll snitch 😡

Creepyradiodeer: I beg your pardon?

SexyBitchInDrag: ill lie and say you hurt me to charlie and so she can beat your ass

Creepyradiodeer: …

SexyBitchInDrag: u wanna try me? 🤨

Creepyradiodeer: Fine.

CatintheHatbutDrunk: THANK LUCIFER

BigBossOfHellHimself: your welcome

iMakeitGoBoom: I need a nap bro

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♥*♡∞:｡.｡ Husk and Angel’s DMS ｡.｡:∞♡*♥

SexyBitchInDrag: @ CatintheHatbutDrunk

SexyBitchInDrag: I want da say gex

CatintheHatbutDrunk: it's like 4 in the afternoon

SexyBitchInDrag: and?

CatintheHatbutDrunk: and I'm not fucking u

SexyBitchInDrag: u neva give me da sex 😔

SexyBitchInDrag: just once please

SexyBitchInDrag: i wont tell anyone

CatintheHatbutDrunk: no

SexyBitchInDrag: fine but at least tell me why :((

CatintheHatbutDrunk: no

SexyBitchInDrag: its okay if ur shy pookie u can tell me

SexyBitchInDrag: i dont judge 🥰

CatintheHatbutDrunk: …

SexyBitchInDrag: i promise u can trust me

CatintheHatbutDrunk: fine

CatintheHatbutDrunk: I physically cannot have sex with you because

SexyBitchInDrag: becuz?

CatintheHatbutDrunk: uh

SexyBitchInDrag: its ok go on 🥰

CatintheHatbutDrunk: ive been neutered…

SexyBitchInDrag: ..?

SexyBitchInDrag: what?

SexyBitchInDrag: is this a joke?

CatintheHatbutDrunk: no

SexyBitchInDrag: WHAT DO U MEAN UR NEUTERED

CatintheHatbutDrunk: you know what that means

SexyBitchInDrag: SO U DONT HAVE BALLS?!

CatintheHatbutDrunk: I really don't want to get into specifics

SexyBitchInDrag: WAS IT ALASTOR??? DID HE GO SNIP SNIP?!

CatintheHatbutDrunk: I regret everything

SexyBitchInDrag: IM GONA

CatintheHatbutDrunk: angel?

CatintheHatbutDrunk: angel?!

♛┈⛧┈┈•༶ The Hazbin Hotel Server ༶•┈┈⛧┈♛

SexyBitchInDrag: @ Creepyradiodeer @ Creepyradiodeer @ Creepyradiodeer @ Creepyradiodeer @ Creepyradiodeer @ Creepyradiodeer

Creepyradiodeer: What?

SexyBitchInDrag: U NEUTERED MY POOKIE?!

CatintheHatbutDrunk: ANGEL WTF

iMakeitGoBoom: I wish I was Jamal. 19

Creepyradiodeer: Excuse me, what the hell is “pookie”?

Creepyradiodeer: I don't think anyone explained that.

SexyBitchInDrag: ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION

SexyBitchInDrag: did u neuter husk ☹️

Creepyradiodeer: Yes, I suppose I did. Why?

SexyBitchInDrag: WHY WOULD U DO THAT HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO FICK

Creepyradiodeer: Well. Sounds like a you problem.

bitchasslesbian: I'm sorry why couldn't take this to DMS tf

SexyBitchInDrag: he won't let strangers dm him and we arent friended this is the only place i could take this

BigBossOfHellHimself: idk you could've like talked to him in person or something 😐

SexyBitchInDrag: oh

CatintheHatbutDrunk: great now everyone knows I don't have balls.

iMakeitGoBoom: I wish I didn't know how to read

BetterLookingThanAllYall: bro so he like straight snipped em off? 💀

VoxTek: you're going on national television

CatintheHatbutDrunk: WHAT

VoxTek: try to delete it it's too late I screen recorded and took screenshots of EVERYTHING

SexyBitchInDrag: …chat i think im single again

princessofhell: husk why are u on the news

Adamkiller: damn that was quick

CatintheHatbutDrunk: what does it say..?

princessofhell: here I'll record

princessofhell: *insert a video recording of the tv with Katie Killjoy saying this: “This just in, former Overlord Husk has shown light on the fact that he is BALLLESS he has NO BALLS, literally. Seeing these texts from a Discord server sent by the one and only Vox, it is shown that Alastor had him NEUTERED. I repeat, Alastor SNIPPED off his balls…”*

princessofhell: omg wait wth

bitchasslesbian: girl you didn't read up 😭

princessofhell: no?!

VoxTek: now all of hell knows that what u get when you tear my bf to shreds u ugly furry

SexyBitchInDrag: husk im sorry i wasnt thinking 😰

CatintheHatbutDrunk: it's fine everything is fine

Adamkiller: everything is not fine he stuffed himself in the bottom cabinets

SexyBitchInDrag: baby ☹️☹️☹️

VoxTek: fucking neutered ass

SexyBitchInDrag: thats it ur BANNED

VoxTek: what

*VoxTek got banned.*

iMakeitGoBoom: fucking finally

princessofhell: yknow what at this point take velvette out too

SexyBitchInDrag: yes maam

BetterLookingThanAllYall: whatev

*BetterLookingThanAllYall got banned.*

iMakeitGoBoom: quite unfortunate circumstances but hey at least I can add pentious back!

*SirPrecious joins the server.*

SirPrecious: finally it took y'all long enough to get rid of them 😭

SirPrecious: what happened?

CatintheHatbutDrunk: Don't. Read. Up.

SirPrecious: huh? Why?

Creepyradiodeer: He just got embarrassed on national television.

SirPrecious: huh?! About what?

iMakeitGoBoom: you don't want to know TRUST ME YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW.

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❃.✮:▹ BETTER Hazbin Group Chat ◃:✮.❃

SexyBitchInDrag: happy valentines day my favorite pookies ❤

princessofhell: happy valentines day!!

SexyBitchInDrag: omg petious u should come down for a terrible date it'd be amazingggg

SirPrecious: I don't think I'm allowed to do that

SexyBitchInDrag: its okay u can break the rules 🥰

SirPrecious: idk lute is aggressive

iMakeitGoBoom: fuck that bitch she don't dictate where u go

SirPrecious: yeah but Sera does

iMakeitGoBoom: who tf is Sera

SirPrecious: like the lead Seraphim idk the specifics

iMakeitGoBoom: well tell her to shove a stick up her ass and let u come down here >:(

SirPrecious: I certainly will not do that

SirPrecious: it's fine I'll just FaceTime :3

iMakeitGoBoom: ugh

Adamkiller: so you guys are going on like a virtual date? (♥ω♥*)

iMakeitGoBoom: no

SirPrecious: it's it's just like

iMakeitGoBoom: not a date

SirPrecious: but it's valentines day

iMakeitGoBoom: and?

SirPrecious: 😔

SexyBitchInDrag: gurl give the snake a chance ur ass is single as hell

iMakeitGoBoom: so I don't need a date

SexyBitchInDrag: yes u do lonely bitch

iMakeitGoBoom: no

SexyBitchInDrag: GO ON A VIRTUAL DATE WITH PENTIOUD 😡

iMakeitGoBoom: what u gonna do if I don't 😒

SexyBitchInDrag: im going to make u read that mpreg story that niffty made abt me

iMakeitGoBoom: WHAT

SexyBitchInDrag: i still have the docs do u wanna test me

iMakeitGoBoom: u can't make me read that

SexyBitchInDrag: i will lock u in my room and read it out loud and act out every scene so u get the best visual

iMakeitGoBoom: ur bluffing ur dignity wouldn't let u do that

SexyBitchInDrag: I HAVE NO DIGNITY

iMakeitGoBoom: fine I don't even know why tf u want me to do this so damn bad

iMakeitGoBoom: it's not even that serious

SexyBitchInDrag: chop chop this day dont last forever ya better start making plans

iMakeitGoBoom: 🖕

SirPrecious: oml

iMakeitGoBoom: SHUT UP

BigBossOfHellHimself: I wish I had someone to go out with ☹️

SexyBitchInDrag: threesome? 🥰

CatintheHatbutDrunk: no

CatintheHatbutDrunk: ur ass still owes me

SexyBitchInDrag: ik ik 😔

Adamkiller: don't worry Lucifer u can hang out with me while I write valentines fics! I'll need help with the radioapple ones especially (✿ ♥‿♥)

BigBossOfHellHimself: idk what that is but if Im happy to help!

SexyBitchInDrag: erm does that ship name mean i think it means

Adamkiller: yes (﹡ˆ﹀ˆ﹡)♡

SexyBitchInDrag: oh!

BigBossOfHellHimself: what does it mean?

SexyBitchInDrag: nothing! 😘

*18 hours later*

*＊✿❀ Hazbin Hotel Server ❀✿＊*

SexyBitchInDrag: soooooooooooo how was everyones valentines date? 🥰

QueenoftheCannibals: fun! Me and Alastor spent Galentines giving out hearts of the deceased to people so they could give them to their special persons!

SexyBitchInDrag: oh!

Creepyradiodeer: Though I do admit, harvesting the hearts was the far better part.

QueenoftheCannibals: ofc 🤭

Adamkiller: awwhhh nothing says love better than someones heart ✧･ﾟ:*( ͡ꈍ ͜ʖ̫ ͡ꈍ )*:･ﾟ✧

SexyBitchInDrag: sure..

QueenoftheCannibals: how was yours, angel?

SexyBitchInDrag: it was rly good we had a picnic on the roof 🥰

Adamkiller: awhhh I thought u were going on a double date with Charlie and vaggie ಥ_ಥ

SexyBitchInDrag: yeah but vaggie said fuckno and husk is too scared to go out in public now so

Adamkiller: awh

QueenoftheCannibals: I'm still glad you had fun!

princessofhell: omg that's so cuteee

SexyBitchInDrag: how was ur date pookie?

princessofhell: fun! Went to a really nice restaurant!

SexyBitchInDrag: lovely

SexyBitchInDrag: cherriiiii

SexyBitchInDrag: @ iMakeitGoBoom

SexyBitchInDrag: i know ur there gurl

iMakeitGoBoom: stfu

iMakeitGoBoom: tryna get freaky 😒

SexyBitchInDrag: what

princessofhell: … what does she mean by that?

SexyBitchInDrag: uhm well

SexyBitchInDrag: ig shes getting virtually freaky with pentious?

princessofhell: oh

Adamkiller: I can't believe I haven't thought of that!! That's the perfect smut!!!

bitchasslesbian: gurl what

SexyBitchInDrag: smut just means written porn

CatintheHatbutDrunk: WHAT

SexyBitchInDrag: whats wrong

CatintheHatbutDrunk: whenever niffty said she was writing smut of me and angel I didn't think she fucking meant sex

SexyBitchInDrag: oh.

SexyBitchInDrag: @ Adamkiller @ Adamkiller @ Adamkiller

SexyBitchInDrag: i wanna read.

Adamkiller: OMG!!! Which ones?? (*°∀°)

SexyBitchInDrag: all of them.

Adamkiller: EEEEEEEEE I'M ON MY WAY

SexyBitchInDrag: cherri and pentious arent the only ones getting freaky tonight…

CatintheHatbutDrunk: 😐

princessofhell: 😧

*5 hours later*

SexyBitchInDrag: niffty im really sorry i got all the papers sticky ☹️

iMakeitGoBoom: bitch its 3am??

SexyBitchInDrag: all the pages are stuck together

CatintheHatbutDrunk: ALL OF THEM?!

SexyBitchInDrag: yeah the pages are ruined im really sorry nif ☹️

Adamkiller: its okay!!! I always back them up on my iPad!!!! I could print endless copies if I wanted to!!! I'm really glad you liked them!!! ヾ(❀╹◡╹)ﾉﾞ❀~

SexyBitchInDrag: oh… in that case…

CatintheHatbutDrunk: wtf GO TO BED

SexyBitchInDrag: just… one more..

CatintheHatbutDrunk: you've been going at it for HOURS. GOT TO BED

SexyBitchInDrag: 😔

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(Y'all I forgot Velvette and Vox got banned in chapter 26 so uhm just pretend this occurred before then okay)

⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚ Overlord Server ˚୨୧⋆｡˚ ⋆

BetterLookingThanAllYall: dead ahh chat

Carmilla Carmine: ?

Carmilla Carmine: Sweetie, this is for important things. Like meetings.

BetterLookingThanAllYall: still a dead ass chat

QueenOfTheCannibals: to be far, half of the overlords don't even talk in here

BetterLookingThanAllYall: so damn boring omg

QueenOfTheCannibals: if you're so bored, why don't you do something important?

BetterLookingThanAllYall: I don't wanna scroll anymore and there's no DRAMA ugh it's so boring

BetterLookingThanAllYall: and your old ass is just as boring

QueenOfTheCannibals: oop-

QueenOfTheCannibals: and I was going bring around some cupcakes too

QueenOfTheCannibals: no flesh cupcakes for you 💔

BetterLookingThanAllYall: …

♛┈⛧┈┈•༶ Hazbin Hotel Server ༶•┈┈⛧┈♛

BetterLookingThanAllYall: dead ahh chat

Adamkiller: I don't think chat functions can die (✪▽✪)👍

BetterLookingThanAllYall: that's not what I meant idiot

BetterLookingThanAllYall: it's dry asf as in nobody has talked in months

SexyBitchinDrag: BREAKING NEWS the shortest overlord finds out people have lives outside of the internet ‼️‼️‼️

iMakeitGoBoom: girl finds out people have hobbies and can actually get busy sometimes, the ending will SHOCK YOU 😱‼️‼️

CatintheHatbutDrunk: dumbass influencer finds out that there's more to life than sitting on your ass and scrolling all day ⁉️⁉️

BetterLookingThanAllYall: okay. y'all ain't funny.

BigBossofHellHimself: oooh I wanna join in

BigBossofHellHimself: sinner finds out people don't just text all day 🤯

BigBossofHellHimself: was that good?

SexyBitchinDrag: you did great babes

BigBossofHellHimself: tHank you 🥰

BetterLookingThanAllYall: seriously.

iMakeitGoBoom: @ everyone MAKE FUN OF VELVETTE!!!

BetterLookingThanAllYall: wtf

Adamkiller: velvet carpet finds out not everyone lives through social media like her 😱

CreepyRadioDeer: Spoiled brat finds out life existed without the internet before! 😱

bitchasslesbian: sheltered lesbian touches grass!?

SexyBitchinDrag: THAT ONES MY FAVORITE

BetterLookingThanAllYall: what the hell

QueenOfTheCannibals: influencer exposes that her attention span is shorter than a hamster!! 😱

princessofhell: this seems like such a fun bonding exercise!

princessofhell: overlord learns that people don't just exist for her entertainment 🤯

BetterLookingThanAllYall: this is ridiculous…

BetterLookingThanAllYall: angel you are NOT safe for starting this mess

*SirPrecious has joined the server!*

SirPrecious: girl with 24 hour attention span actually puts her phone down after it being in her hand for centuries 😱

*SirPrecious has left the server.*

BetterLookingThanAllYall: are you fucking..

VoxTek: brat finds out people have actually busy and relevant jobs 🤯

BetterLookingThanAllYall: VOX?!

BetterLookingThanAllYall: LIKE I DON'T DO HALF OF THE SHIT KEEPING THAT COMAPNY RUNNING

VoxTek: comapny

QueenOfTheCannibals: comapny

SexyBitchinDrag: comapny

CatintheHatbutDrunk: comapny

CreepyRadioDeer: comapny

Adamkiller: comapny

BetterLookingThanAllYall: IT WAS A TYPO

BigBossofHellHimself: comapny

princessofhell: comapny

bitchasslesbian: comapny

iMakeitGoBoom: comapny

BetterLookingThanAllYall: im fucking done

*BetterLookingThanAllYall has left the server.*

SexyBitchinDrag: we bullied her out lmfao 😭

VoxTek: I'll add her sensitive ass back tmrw 🙄

(Y'all I forgot Velvette and Vox got banned in chapter 26 so uhm just pretend this occurred before then okay)

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♛┈⛧┈┈•༶ Hazbin Hotel Server ༶•┈┈⛧┈♛

princessofhell: Happy Father's Day everyone!!

vaginatheangel: happy fathers day, even though I don't have one

SexyBitchInDrag: booooooooooooo tomato tomato

iMakeitGoBoom: I don't think anyone in this server has a father or wants to go down THAT rabbit hole

SexyBitchInDrag: correct

SexyBitchInDrag: unless u consider fat nuggets my child than I am a father and u all should be celebrating me <3

iMakeitGoBoom: yo gay ass got pride month u don't need father's day

SexyBitchInDrag: 😢

princessofhell: Angel can be celebrated for Father's Day too!

SexyBitchInDrag: HAH

iMakeitGoBoom: 🙄

iMakeitGoBoom: gay ass father

SexyBitchInDrag: eat my ass

iMakeitGoBoom: no thank you, I don't like eating paper.

SexyBitchInDrag: …

SexyBitchInDrag: u forget. u sleep two doors down from me now. sleep with ur eyes open.

princessofhell: guys cmon don't argue!

SexyBitchInDrag: shes GOING to stop talking abt my flat ass if its the last thing i do

princessofhell: Angel! Don't!

SexyBitchInDrag: 😒

iMakeitGoBoom: i ain't lying tho 🙃

SexyBitchInDrag: charlie.

princessofhell: okay okay cherri stop it

iMakeitGoBoom: fine 3

BigBossOfHellHimself: Father's Day? Oof I haven't celebrated that in a while

BigBossOfHellHimself: especially cuz I'm like not in heaven anymore-

SexyBitchInDrag: what abt you?

BigBossOfHellHimself: Me? What about me?

princessofhell: … dad?

BigBossOfHellHimself: huh?

BigBossOfHellHimself: OH

iMakeitGoBoom: has it fr been that long that you celebrated father's day for yourself?

BigBossOfHellHimself: maybe, it's been a hot minute…

SexyBitchInDrag: well happy fathers day

SexyBitchInDrag: after all, youre also hells daddy <3

BigBossOfHellHimself: … Why'd you have to say it like THAT?

princessofhell: Angel, cmon that's my dad 😭

SexyBitchInDrag: 😘

princessofhell: anyways, I did get you a card, dad!

BigBossOfHellHimself: WHAT REALLY??

princessofhell: yeah I'm on my way to your door!

BigBossOfHellHimself: AH

iMakeitGoBoom: bunch of dorks

SexyBitchInDrag: ikr its so sweet

SexyBitchInDrag: i hate it with a passion.

iMakeitGoBoom: right??

SirPrecious: y'all just some haters 🥺

iMakeitGoBoom: don't make me roll my eyes

vaginatheangel: …

vaginatheangel: I don't wanna ruin the moment but can someone tell me why velvette is sending me vox-when-alastor-is-in-the-room level freaky messages?

SexyBitchInDrag: WHAT

iMakeitGoBoom: nah this is way more interesting

SexyBitchInDrag: SEND SCREENSHOT SEND SCREENSHOT

vaginatheangel: calm the fuck down, damn

vaginatheangel: gimme a minute

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Previously, on Hazbin Hotel crack texting…

vaginatheangel: …

vaginatheangel: I don't wanna ruin the moment but can someone tell me why velvette is sending me vox-when-alastor-is-in-the-room level freaky messages?

SexyBitchInDrag: WHAT

iMakeitGoBoom: nah this is way more interesting

SexyBitchInDrag: SEND SCREENSHOT SEND SCREENSHOT

vaginatheangel: calm the fuck down, damn

vaginatheangel: gimme a minute

vaginatheangel: here

*insert screenshot of Velvette sending Vaggie 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 texts*

iMakeitGoBoom: the freakiest got to her too no way

SexyBitchInDrag: I aint surprised but like

SexyBitchInDrag: vaggie? really?

vaginatheangel: 😒

SexyBitchInDrag: im just saying… there are better options

vaginatheangel: shut up you furry glorified tooth pick

iMakeitGoBoom: screenshotting

SexyBitchInDrag: this server pmo.

iMakeitGoBoom: gurl u made it 💀

*SexyBitchInDrag muted iMakeitGoBoom for two hours.*

vaginatheangel: Dont abuse your admin powers

*SexyBitchInDrag muted vaginatheangel for two hours.*

SexyBitchInDrag: what was that?

SexyBitchInDrag: right.

SexyBitchInDrag: 🥰

*A month later becuz I haven't made a new chapter in a month*

♛┈⛧┈┈•༶ Hazbin Hotel Server ༶•┈┈⛧┈♛

SirPrecuous: somebody say something funny

SirPrecious: its depressing up here :(

Adamkiller: uhhh

Adamkiller: why did the vulture cross the road?

SirPrecious: to get to the other side…?

Adamkiller: what no

Adamkiller: to get to the roadkill in the middle of the road for a snack ♪(๑ᴖ◡ᴖ๑)♪

SirPrecious: oh.

Creepyradiodeer: That gave me quite the chuckle.

CatintheHatbutDrunk: alright Niffty youre taking a nap

Adamkiller: but WHYYYYYYYY

CatintheHatbutDrunk: youre scaring pentious.

Adamkiller: hes fine

Adamkiller: and I am grown woman I do not nap (¬_¬")💢

Adamkiller: WAH NO

Adamkiller: PUT ME DOWN

Adamkiller: GJDJGFHLFHKXZshgdkhggljfgnxs

SexyBitchInDrag: uhm chile anyways so

SexyBitchInDrag: the vees curse spread to velvette

SirPrecious: wdym?

SexyBitchInDrag: she heated af becuz her thumbs got stomped on amd she cant text her moots or doom scroll cuz theyre in giant casts which u can imagine is horrific for someone like her so ts rly got her chopped

SirPrecious: what language are u speaking 😭

Creepyradiodeer: Husker. Translate.

CatintheHatbutDrunk: he said

CatintheHatbutDrunk: shes mad because her thumbs got injured and are in casts, so she cant use her phone

SexyBitchInDrag: 😌

SexyBitchInDrag: husk learns way quicker than al does

Creepyradiodeer: Why is this information relevant?

SexyBitchInDrag: pentious wanted something funny 🤷‍♀️

SirPrecious: that did make me feel better tbh

SexyBitchInDrag: yay

CatintheHatbutDrunk: do u know who did it

SexyBitchInDrag: nope

vaginatheangel: it was charlie

vaginatheangel: didnt like the way she was texting me

SexyBitchInDrag: wait rly???

Creepyradiodeer: “rly”?

CatintheHatbutDrunk: “really”

Creepyradiodeer: That is so lazy. Just say “really”. Why are we shortening words for no reason?

SexyBitchInDrag: …

SexyBitchInDrag: sybau

Creepyradiodeer: ??????

Creepyradiodeer: @ CatintheHatbutDrunk

CatintheHatbutDrunk: I don't think youd be happy if I told u what that meant

SexyBitchInDrag: anygays

SexyBitchInDrag: was it actually charlie? like fr???

vaginatheangel: yeah i saw her leave and come back

SexyBitchInDrag: im surprised but also not???

SexyBitchInDrag: she gets scary asf when she gets mad

princessofhell: wait what? :(

SexyBitchInDrag: no girlie its a good thing

princessofhell: ig but I dont want to scare You

SexyBitchInDrag: nah its fine just as long as im not the one making u mad 😁

vaginatheangel: real

princessofhell: if you say so

CatintheHatbutDrunk: yeah I dont think anyone wants to be on the receiving end of that

SirPrecious: its actually pretty badass

princessofhell: well u guys are my friends id never get mad at yall :)

SirPrecious: Awh

iMakeitGoBoom: ew why is this so sappy

princessofhell: id give you guys a hug if we were in person

SexyBitchInDrag: a tradegy, im sure

princessofhell: 🫂

SirPrecious: now this makes me veeeeeery happy

iMakeitGoBoom: and im ruining it.

iMakeitGoBoom: MPREG ATTACK

*insert a barrage of images on Alastor pregnant and giving birth*

Creepyradiodeer: WHAT THE HELL

SexyBitchInDrag: WHO MADE THOSE LMAO

CatintheHatbutDrunk: another win for the blind…

princessofhell: 😟

SirPrecious: why is he giving birth in such graphic detail???

vaginatheangel: bitch, again????

Creepyradiodeer: You're getting deleted.

iMakeitGoBoom: wait whay

iMakeitGoBoom: guys why is my pjone glitchinf

iMakeitGoBoom: I was jorking why is he breking mt pone

SexyBitchInDrag: worst typo

princessofhell: ALASTOR NO

princessofhell: shit-

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♛┈⛧┈┈•༶ Hazbin Hotel Server ༶•┈┈⛧┈♛

SexyBitchInDrag: ok stfu actually

SexyBitchInDrag: ur CHOPPED go brush ur teeth

Creepyradiodeer: I'm not aware of what that means because I'm not chronically online.

SexyBitchInDrag: at least I dont have teeth the color of a gold mine

Creepyradiodeer: At least I’m not a WHORE.

SexyBitchInDrag: at least I dont smell like ONIONS everytime I walk in a room

Creepyradiodeer: And smelling like another man's *fluids*, is better?

SexyBitchInDrag: AND U THINK UR SO COOL FOR TALKIN IN A CRUSTY RADIO VOICE??? NOBODY CAN FUCKING UNDERSTAND U

Creepyradiodeer: You have a sexual innuendo in every other sentence you make. You think people can understand you?

princessofhell: woah woah woah what is going on here??

SexyBitchInDrag: charlie put ur fucking deer in check before I go deer hunting

princessofhell: what???

Creepyradiodeer: I'd LOVE to see you try.

SexyBitchInDrag: BET

princessofhell: nonono NO Angel, NO FIGHTING

SexyBitchInDrag: I cant just let this hoe disrespect me like this

Creepyradiodeer: Poor choice of words, I believe you're the “hoe”, in this institution.

SexyBitchInDrag: I OUTTA

princessofhell: okay Angel is right, Alastor you need to chill as well

Creepyradiodeer: Of course, dear. I've been calm this entire time.

princessofhell: okay but I meant chill on the *insults*

Creepyradiodeer: Insults? I believe I was just stating facts.

SexyBitchInDrag: FUCKING BULLSHIT

Creepyradiodeer: It's almost as if you can't speak without using profanity.

SexyBitchInDrag: i'll stuff my “profanity” up ur fucking ass

vaginatheangel: guys, seriously, quit it

CatintheHatbutDrunk: fr tho, yall are blowing up my phone and I dont know how to turn it off

Creepyradiodeer: Then learn.

CatintheHatbutDrunk: are yall could just… idk. shut up

Creepyradiodeer: Who are you talking to?

CatintheHatbutDrunk: the wall

Creepyradiodeer: You think you're safe just because you're in text?

CatintheHatbutDrunk: erm

(CatintheHatbutDrunk edited message “are yall could just… idk. shut up” to “aight imma go learn”)

Creepyradiodeer: That's what I thought.

SexyBitchInDrag: see u cant fucking talk to him like that

Creepyradiodeer: I can talk to my soul however I please.

vaginatheangel: seriously STOP

SexyBitchInDrag: go back to training with yo mama im bout to throw hands at this ugly fucker

vaginatheangel: that was ONE time, Carmila is not my mom

SexyBitchInDrag: suck my nuts

vaginatheangel: …

Creepyradiodeer: See, have you've yet to prove me wrong?

SexyBitchInDrag: no but I see you still havent fixed ur botched haircut

Creepyradiodeer: And you still haven't fixed your “situation” with your boss.

SexyBitchInDrag: SEE THATS TOO FAR

Creepyradiodeer: I don't have limits.

BigBossOfHellHimself: dude go back into your fucking cave of obscurity

Creepyradiodeer: Excuse me?

BigBossOfHellHimself: you heard me.

BigBossOfHellHimself: blowing up my notifications…

Creepyradiodeer: Mute them. This isn't your battle.

BigBossOfHellHimself: battle? seems to me ur just bullying people

Creepyradiodeer: So? Why do you care? Don't you have ducks to attend to?

BigBossOfHellHimself: ducks are patient creatures! They can wait

BigBossOfHellHimself: a guest of my daughter's is a guest of mine and I wont let u bully my guests

SexyBitchInDrag: i wouldnt say i was being bullied..

BigBossOfHellHimself: shush im tryna help you

SexyBitchInDrag: fine, fucking lucifer is defending me so I guess I cant complain

Creepyradiodeer: Are we serious?

BigBossOfHellHimself: Yup!

BigBossOfHellHimself: actually, I wanted to do this since I got the mod role

(Creepyradiodeer has been muted for 24 hours.)

SexyBitchInDrag: damn

CatintheHatbutDrunk: why did y'all even start arguing in the first place

SexyBitchInDrag: I was yapping and then he called me annoying

CatintheHatbutDrunk: …really? thats it?

SexyBitchInDrag: yea

vaginatheangel: y'all got anger issues

BigBossOfHellHimself: so does the sin of wrath

vaginatheangel: Yeah that… that checks out

BigBossOfHellHimself: haha

BigBossOfHellHimself: by the way

BigBossOfHellHimself: some of the sins wanna. Come by the server

BigBossOfHellHimself: too busy to come in person but they wanna meet the guests and staff

SexyBitchInDrag: WHAT?

SexyBitchInDrag: never in my afterlife could i have predicted

princessofhell: wait thatd be awesome!!!

SirPrecious: WAIT WHAT

CatintheHatbutDrunk: this aint gonna go well.

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༶•┈┈⛧┈♛ The Overlords Server ♛┈⛧┈┈•༶

DaddyVal👅💦: yall. I cannot believe this

CarmineIndustries: What do you mean?

BetterLookingThanYall: what hoe?

DaddyVal👅💦: its Angel.

DaddyVal👅💦: he… CHEATED ON ME.

BetterLookingThanYall: boy yall aint even dating

DaddyVal👅💦: so?!

QueenoftheCannibals: last time I checked, you cant cheat on someone you arent in a relationship with…?

DaddyVal👅💦: THAT IS IRREVANT

DaddyVal👅💦: @ Creepyradiodeer

DaddyVal👅💦: DID YOU KNOW THIS??

DaddyVal👅💦: mY angel is dating uR sTREETRAT

Creepyradiodeer: Yes. I knew. I don't care.

DaddyVal👅💦: WHY NOT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!?!?!!!

Creepyradiodeer: Why should I care about his romantic affairs? It has nothing to do with me.

DaddyVal👅💦: YOU ARE NOT GRASPING THE SERVERITY IN THIS SITUAYIJN

Creepyradiodeer: Or perhaps, you're being dramatic. Nobody cares.

BetterLookingThanYall: srsly tho

BetterLookingThanYall: literally NOBODY cares

DaddyVal👅💦: shut yo ungrateful ass up

DaddyVal👅💦: yall are heartless. I am DEVASTED by this news

DaddyVal👅💦: im sobbing uncontrollably rn

DaddyVal👅💦: and yall dont care 😢

CarmineIndustries: Not to say I agree with your… methods, but, don't you have thirty other lovers?

QueenoftheCannibals: not to mention, once again!! Yall weren't dating??? No cheating went down-

Creepyradiodeer: Exactly. You’re crying for no reason.

DaddyVal👅💦: im crying becuz im HURT

BetterLookingThanYall: ur being annoying for no reason

DaddyVal👅💦: *sends an audio thats literally just the sounds of him sobbing*

BetterLookingThanYall: nobody wants to hear that ?? 😭

Creepyradiodeer: I'm not clicking on that. The last time I did, it was just moaning.

BetterLookingThanYall: its literally just him ugly crying dont even bother

Creepyradiodeer: Wasn't planning on it!

DaddyVal👅💦: UGH VOX WONT COMFORT ME

BetterLookingThanYall: I wouldnt either

QueenoftheCannibals: damn girl

BetterLookingThanYall: u wanna comfort him?

QueenoftheCannibals: Oh, no, im good…

BetterLookingThanYall: exactly.

DaddyVal👅💦: waaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

DaddyVal👅💦: my pookieeeeeee

DaddyVal👅💦: whhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

CarmineIndustries: Why are you Vees so annoying.

Creepyradiodeer: And they wanted me to join them…

QueenoftheCannibals: thats the real kicker!

✧༺♥༻✧ Hazbin Hotel Server ✧༺♥༻✧

SexyBitchInDrag: oh my lucifer

TheBigBossOfHellHimself: yall need to find a new word for that

SexyBitchInDrag: alastor I know we was arguing and shir rhe other day but xan u tell val to stop fucking texting me

Creepyradiodeer: Not with that amount of mistakes in your spelling.

SexyBitchInDrag: how tf did he even find out abt me and husk??

CatintheHatbutDrunk: wait what

iMakeitGoBoom: not like yall was keeping it a secret

SexyBitchInDrag: it was to him like tf

Adamkiller: I bet Vox snitched…

SexyBitchInDrag: that damn glorified microwave 😒

SexyBitchInDrag: i was hidin it SO well but that damn egotistical manic had to ruin it

SexyBitchInDrag: now hes sobbing in MY dms.

CatintheHatbutDrunk: its okay I sent him a box of tissues and a note that said “cry about it”

iMakeitGoBoom: oop good idea 💀

iMakeitGoBoom: just sent him a letter telling him to cope ✌️

CatintheHatbutDrunk: 👏👏👏

Creepyradiodemon: He's crying in the overlords server as well, won't stop talking about being “cheated” on.

SexyBitchInDrag: bros hes fucking lying aint nobody cheating 😭

SexyBitchInDrag: im so done put him back in the hospital

Adamkiller: ooooh!! Oooohh!! Me me me me!!! I wannnaaaa!!!

SexyBitchInDrag: idk niff I don't want u hurt gurl

Adamkiller: I wont get hurt!!! Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Adamkiller: PLEASE!!!!!!

Adamkiller: I need more for my collection!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SexyBitchInDrag: okay okay you can go but be careful

SexyBitchInDrag: your so small he could easily win just by sTePpinh on ya

Adamkiller: I wont get stepped on!!!!!!!!

CatintheHatbutDrunk: im gonna go with her.just to make sure

CatintheHatbutDrunk: cant leave you alone

Adamkiller: ( •̀ ᗜ •́ )

SexyBitchInDrag: ykw? Im coming too

Adamkiller: ROAD TRIP!!!!!!!!!!! ♡~٩( ˃▽˂ )۶~♡

iMakeitGoBoom: have fun pookies!

SexyBitchInDrag: we'll be right back ✌️

iMakeitGoBoom: ig its just you and me online now… 😏

iMakeitGoBoom: @ SirPrecious

SirPrecious: wait what-

Creepyradiodeer: Incorrect. Do NOT put anything in this chat you don’t want others to see.

iMakeitGoBoom: 😒

𖤐⭒๋࣭ ⭑ Time Skip 𖤐⭒๋࣭ ⭑

SexyBitchInDrag: it worked!!! they wheeling his ass away

iMakeitGoBoom: details gurl DETAILS

SexyBitchInDrag: so we actually lost niff immediately when we stepped in. we got worried and started looking for her and then we heard a loud scream and i looked at husk and i was like “what was that” and he was like “fuck u think” and we was near velvettes like work area and she came out and was like “whar was that and why are yall here”

SexyBitchInDrag: so much typing omg

iMakeitGoBoom: keep going hoe

SexyBitchInDrag: so then we ran into the room of the screams and thwte was niffty she had ripped off the entire like scarf of fur on his neck like it was entirely just off

SirPrecious: oh my

SexyBitchInDrag: and when she was done she started gnawing on one of his wings I think she was trying to tear the whole thing off but only ended up biting off a part of it and valentino couldn't do anything becuz he was clutching his bleeding neck becuz there was a lot of blood vessels there ig

princessofhell: 😟

princessofhell: what did I just read???

SexyBitchInDrag: and then vox thought it was funny and recorded some of it but then she went for him too and the whole vee tower went out of power becuz she bit into his tv head which made him start tweaking out

Creepyradiodeer: Did that get recorded, perhaps?

princessofhell: I thought you hated video…?

Creepyradiodeer: I can make an exception.

iMakeitGoBoom: wait I love this 💀

vaginatheangel: and yall just stood there?? You didnt stop her??

SexyBitchInDrag: hell no 😭

CatintheHatbutDrunk: I was horrified… You shouldve seen that wing.

SexyBitchInDrag: exactly

SexyBitchInDrag: im convinced the only reason why she didnt go for velvette was becuz she fled the scene

princessofhell: where is she now?

SexyBitchInDrag: right next to us

SexyBitchInDrag: nvm i just looked shes gone

princessofhell: omg 😭

SexyBitchInDrag: dw husk is looking

vaginatheangel: why arent YOU looking???

SexyBitchInDrag: husk's got it fr u need to have faith in people, vaggie 🙄

vaginatheangel: … go help him.

SexyBitchInDrag: hes got it its fine

vaginatheangel: Angel.

SexyBitchInDrag: no

princessofhell: itll up ur chances if you help tho :(

SexyBitchInDrag: fineEEEEE

iMakeitGoBoom: cant let yall babysit NOBODY 😭

iMakeitGoBoom: dont worry pentious them egg bois aint ever gonna be left alone in there care

SirPrecious: 🙏

SirPrecious: sorry being online is hard they wont STOP pulling me into trials and shi

iMakeitGoBoom: its okay I gotchu fam

SirPrecious: thanks yous 🥰

SexyBitchInDrag: update velvette has become a casualty guys

SexyBitchInDrag: she got a bald spot now 💀

iMakeitGoBoom: HAAAA

princessofhell: did you find her?

SexyBitchInDrag: temporarily but she ran off again

SexyBitchInDrag: idk why she so hyper all the sudden

CatintheHatbutDrunk: didnt she say something about getting into one of ur stashes so she'd have more energy for her “fun”

SexyBitchInDrag: WHAT

SexyBitchInDrag: WHY DIDNT U TELL ME THAT EARLIER

CatintheHatbutDrunk: I thought

CatintheHatbutDrunk: u knew

SexyBitchInDrag: NO I CAME LATE

iMakeitGoBoom: thats what she said

vaginatheangel: Angel WHAT stash

SexyBitchInDrag: UHM NONE IDK HOW NIFFTT FOUND THAR IT WASNT ME

SexyBitchInDrag: I PUT TOO KANY OKAY I CANR REMEMBER EVERY STASH I STASHED

vaginatheangel: HOW MANY STASHES DID YOU MAKE, EXACTLY?

SexyBitchInDrag: LIKE

SexyBitchInDrag: IDK U THINK I COUNTED??

princessofhell: she probably found one when she was cleaning 😭

vaginatheangel: yall need to find her NOW. Do NOT come back to this hotel without her

CatintheHatbutDrunk: we're looking we're looking

SexyBitchInDrag: shes like the size of bug dude she could be anywhere

vaginatheangel: stop textinf and START SEARCHING

SexyBitchInDrag: okay okay…

vaginatheangel: 🤦‍♀️

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＊*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚ Hazbin Hotel Server ˚*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚＊

SexyBitchInDrag: soooooo

SexyBitchInDrag: hows everyones evening?

vaginatheangel: Did you find Niffty.

SexyBitchInDrag: im loookkinngggggggg i cant take a break?

SexyBitchInDrag: its tiring running around the place all damn day

CatintheHatbutDrunk: i can attest to that

vaginatheangel: Did you even try?

SexyBitchInDrag: ofc i did! i checked every kinky bar i could think of, found nothin

vaginatheangel: gosh…

SexyBitchInDrag: so imma ask again

SexyBitchInDrag: hows yall evenings?

princessofhell: fine. Worrying about Niffty but fine.

SexyBitchInDrag: imma find her gurl dw

iMakeitGoBoom: well IM doing great

SexyBitchInDrag: ofc u are, what did u blow up this time?

iMakeitGoBoom: no buildings 💔

iMakeitGoBoom: I made use of that hole charlie told me to throw my bombs into whenever I get the compulsive need

princessofhell: I'm so proud!!

SexyBitchInDrag: welllllll does anyone have any plans for halloween? 🥰

princessofhell: NO PRANKS

SexyBitchInDrag: okay okay gurl we apologized for last year 💔

princessofhell: and I dont want it to REPEAT

iMakeitGoBoom: at least you didn't fall into a coma like mr bambi over there

princessofhell: i'd hate that

SexyBitchInDrag: im just thinking abt cute costumes we could wear and have like a halloween party

princessofhell: Ohhh wait thats not a bad idea!

SexyBitchInDrag: yup me and husk could be a couple costume like i could be a kitten

CatintheHatbutDrunk: I wouldnt even dress up for that

SexyBitchInDrag: exactly! its low effort so u dint even have ta bother

SexyBitchInDrag: i could be a sexy mouse or cow

CatintheHatbutDrunk: A cow?

SexyBitchInDrag: yeah cuz yknow milk and all 🥰

CatintheHatbutDrunk: .

CatintheHatbutDrunk: no

SexyBitchInDrag: cmonnn

CatintheHatbutDrunk: cats are ALLERGIC to milk anyways they cant fucking drink it

SexyBitchInDrag: awh

SexyBitchInDrag: what abt mouse???? 😔

CatintheHatbutDrunk: no

NifftyTheSwifty!!!!: when Angel cums do u think its webs or actually sperm

NifftyTheSwifty!!!!: why the chat go quiet ᯣ_ᯣ

iMakeitGoBoom: girl WHAT

SexyBitchInDrag: who told u to change ur username

NifftyTheSwifty!!!!: can you answer my question

SexyBitchInDrag: where are you?

NifftyTheSwifty!!!!: does ur cum come out like spider webs!!

SexyBitchInDrag: imma track ur location

NifftyTheSwifty!!!!: im fine!!

NifftyTheSwifty!!!!: I found this cool place they said they do assassinations on humans, the same way I kill bugs!!!

princessofhell: what?

NifftyTheSwifty!!!!: the place was so flithy!!

princessofhell: dad, is that like. Legal?

BigBossOfHellHimself: eh who cares

princessofhell: … okay

SexyBitchInDrag: niff thats cool and all but u gotta come back home now

NifftyTheSwifty!!!!: but what if it gets dirty again…

SexyBitchInDrag: uhm yknow its just as dirty over here too like all the bugs running around that need u girly

NifftyTheSwifty!!!!: AH ( ☉д⊙)

NifftyTheSwifty!!!!: OKAY BUT I SHALL GET THE RED MANS DISCORD SO I CAN COME BACK AND CLEAN WHENEVER IT GETS DIRTY AGAIN!!!

SexyBitchInDrag: okay sure whatever

CatintheHatbutDrunk: whats this place anyways?

SexyBitchInDrag: idk who cares

iMakeitGoBoom: okay but DO YOU ejaculate spider webs?? U never answered

SexyBitchInDrag: anyways I think imma be like a whiskey bottle or something

iMakeitGoBoom: … angel answer

SexyBitchInDrag: i think a yarn ball could be pretty creative too

iMakeitGoBoom: ANGEL?!

SexyBitchInDrag: or tuna maybe idk

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•~• Hazbin Hotel Server •~•

iMakeitGoBoom: I just heard the freakiest shit from angel's room yall

iMakeitGoBoom: I think Husk's in there too-

vaginatheangel: why do we all need to know?

princessofhell: and how do you know Husk is in there?

iMakeitGoBoom: I heard his freaky ass voice so I know it aint no whimper audio

princessofhell: but I thought he was

princessofhell: uhm

NifftyTheSwifty!!!!: snip snip snip BITCH

princessofhell: yes that

SirPrecious: huh

iMakeitGoBoom: neutered

SirPrecious: WHAT

iMakeitGoBoom: I mean its not like blow jobs arent on the table

NifftyTheSwifty!!!!: he could be pegged too!!

iMakeitGoBoom: mhm that too

princessofhell: good for them ❤️

NifftyTheSwifty!!!!: strap ons too!!!

NifftyTheSwifty!!!!: and chains

NifftyTheSwifty!!!!: and whips

NifftyTheSwifty!!!!: and gags

iMakeitGoBoom: lil bit too freaky for everyone else, niff

NifftyTheSwifty!!!!: and bear traps

princessofhell: bear traps…?

iMakeitGoBoom: maybe uh not I dont think they THAT freaky niff slow down

NifftyTheSwifty!!!!: so many possiblities… •_•

iMakeitGoBoom: uhm

NifftyTheSwifty!!!!: like tranquilizers, spikes, lava lamps, umbrellas, vegetables, rope, cactus, matches, venom, blindfolds, floorboards, jelly sandwiches, glue, whipped cream, jewelry etc

princessofhell: OKAY!! NIFFTY, LETS NOT

iMakeitGoBoom: I NEED to see ur search history cuz what in the freak

NifftyTheSwifty!!!!: fine, i’ll stop… ( ͡° ʖ̯ ͡°)

SirPrecious: everyone here is so horny, i miss it 😔

iMakeitGoBoom: and angel isnt even online to witness it. Too busy getting his nuts sucked off 💔

vaginatheangel: I wish this server wasn't so horny tbh

iMakeitGoBoom: dont act like I cant hear what you and charlie be doing at night. Your ass freaky too 🤨

vaginatheangel: youve heard NOTHING 😒

princessofhell: 😅

NifftyTheSwifty!!!!: im working on a new huskerdust fic!! Wanna hear the plot??? ˃ 𖥦 ˂

iMakeitGoBoom: sure aint got nothing better to do

princessofhell: whats “Huskerdust”?

NifftyTheSwifty!!!!: its an AU where theyre a married couple and fat nuggets is their kid that angel birthed

iMakeitGoBoom: that Angel what.

princessofhell: whats “au”??

princessofhell: ykw I'll just google (a/n: what would be the hell version of google???)

Creepyradiodeer: Finally, something interesting.

NifftyTheSwifty!!!!: so it starts with them as a very happy family but everything changes when husk gambles away nuggs college fund and angel becomes very pissed abt this

iMakeitGoBoom: oh well yeah id be mad too

vaginatheangel: yikes

NifftyTheSwifty!!!!: and then becuz hes so mad he goes out and tries to cheat on him with sir pentious but husk followed him and ended up murdering pentious just so he wouldnt get with angel

SirPrecious: wait why am I in this???

iMakeitGoBoom: that escalated quickly-

vaginatheangel: uhm

NifftyTheSwifty!!!!: then becuz angel was so traumatized he went to get therapy but husk was traumatized too so to cope he went back to the casino and then gambles away their entire life savings

Creepyradiodeer: 💀

Creepyradiodeer: I'm “dead”.

iMakeitGoBoom: wtf is wrong with this husk??? 😭

NifftyTheSwifty!!!!: then after angel found out he was so enraged he actually cheated on husk with the therapist this time and then Cherri finds out abt the gambling and the sir pentious murder so she snuck bombs into husks alcohol and then he drank it and blew up

iMakeitGoBoom: HUHHH

SirPrecious: Awh I was avenged 🥰

vaginatheangel: why does he get blown up?!

Creepyradiodeer: HAHA

NifftyTheSwifty!!!!: I think after that i'll finish it off with angel getting with the therapist who turns out to be asmodeus and they get married so angel doesnt become broke, but charlie takes nuggs before she doesnt trust him with angel anymore but angel doesnt care becuz he gets asmodeus dick every night

NifftyTheSwifty!!!!: I think this'll be great! (✪▽✪)

iMakeitGoBoom: WHY DOES HE GET WITH THE SIN OF LUST AT THE END????

SirPrecious: better question, why is the sin of lust a therapist?-

princessofhell: well, I think its VERY creative, niff!

iMakeitGoBoom: aint no way your okay with that 💔

princessofhell: all art should be encouraged! No matter how violent or… unpredictable it is 🥰

NifftyTheSwifty!!!!: I cant wait to write it!! :D

princessofhell: im rooting for you!

Creepyradiodeer: I want to be the first to read it. That's the best laugh I had in a while.

NifftyTheSwifty!!!!: you got it, sir!

| 3 hours later… |

SexyBitchInDrag: okay. first of all. cherri, what I do in my room is none of ur business.

iMakeitGoBoom: “oh husk! Go deeper!”

SexyBitchInDrag: dont make me mute u

SexyBitchInDrag: second. what the hell would we do with UMBRELLAS in the bedroom.

SexyBitchInDrag: third. niffty wtf was that story

NifftyTheSwifty!!!!: my next masterpiece!

SexyBitchInDrag: fourth. will there be a detailed smut scene with me and asmodeus at the end?

NifftyTheSwifty!!!!: I'll add one just for you!!! I'll leave it out for sir, though, he doesnt like that stuff 🤷‍♀️

SexyBitchInDrag: fine by me <3

SexyBitchInDrag: husk told me to stop

NifftyTheSwifty!!!!: party pooper :(

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~•~ Hazbin Hotel ~•~

SexyBitchInDrag: guys wheres husk he not here

iMakeitGoBoom: i dont know

SexyBitchInDrag: i want to show him my costume ffs

iMakeitGoBoom: u ready for a party 😏

SirPrecious: i'll just like

SirPrecious: be on facetime 😔

iMakeitGoBoom: stOp pouting bro

SexyBitchInDrag: what are yall costumes tho

SexyBitchInDrag: no costume no entry

iMakeitGoBoom: I actually found the hottest witch costume

SexyBitchInDrag: period 😌

SirPrecious: I dont have a costume-

SexyBitchInDrag: u betta find one or im hanging up any facetime calls that come in from u

SirPrecious: cant I be an exception? ☹️

SexyBitchInDrag: no.

iMakeitGoBoom: cmon angie dont be like that it isnt that serious

SexyBitchInDrag: YES IT IS.

SirPrecious: idk what to be..

iMakeitGoBoom: find like a unicorn costume or somethijg since angel wanna be a piss baby

SirPrecious: i'll ask emily

SexyBitchInDrag: good

iMakeitGoBoom: what costume did you land on anyways?

SexyBitchInDrag: its a surprise 🥰

iMakeitGoBoom: I swear if ur a ball of yarn..

SexyBitchInDrag: 😒

vaginatheangel: Did Charlie tell yall where she went?

SexyBitchInDrag: no

iMakeitGoBoom: she gone too?

vaginatheangel: i guess, I cant find her

Creepyradiodeer: She left with Husk hours ago.

vaginatheangel: what?? Why?

Creepyradiodeer: How would I know?

SexyBitchInDrag: bruh

SexyBitchInDrag: tell him to get his great googly moogly ass back over here

SexyBitchInDrag: but nicely.

Creepyradiodeer: No.

SexyBitchInDrag: WHY

Creepyradiodeer: I enjoy being difficult.

Creepyradiodeer: And you two are a horrible couple.

SexyBitchInDrag: u just a hater 🙄

vaginatheangel: im gonna call her

SexyBitchInDrag: tell her to tell Husk to come back

vaginatheangel: shes not answering

SexyBitchInDrag: UGH

SexyBitchInDrag: @ CatintheHatbutDrunk @ CatintheHatbutDrunk @ CatintheHatbutDrunk @ CatintheHatbutDrunk @ CatintheHatbutDrunk @ CatintheHatbutDrunk @ CatintheHatbutDrunk @ CatintheHatbutDrunk @ CatintheHatbutDrunk

iMakeitGoBoom: dont tag him to death 😭

SexyBitchInDrag: @ princessofhell @ princessofhell @ princessofhell @ princessofhell

vaginatheangel really?

princessofhell: DID SOMETHING HAPPEN?!

SexyBitchInDrag: FINALLY

vaginatheangel: babe why arent u answering my calls??

princessofhell: its really really loud in here!!

SexyBitchInDrag: where are yall??? Where's my pookie

princessofhell: well we were supposed to be getting more alcohol for the bar but SOMEHOW we made it into a casino ??

princessofhell: he told me just one game but we've been here for 6 hours 😭

SexyBitchInDrag: WHAT

SexyBitchInDrag: WHY WOULD U LISTEN TO THE GAMBLING ADDICT

princessofhell: I didnt know he was a gambling addict!

iMakeitGoBoom: his whole look SCREAMS gambling wdym 😭

vaginatheangel: Alastor teleported him when he was in the middle of a game???

princessofhell: I thought it was a casual thing!!

SexyBitchInDrag: a casual gambler… are we fr.

SexyBitchInDrag: yeah I just casually take drugs its not like an addiction or anything

SexyBitchInDrag: THATS HOW U SOUND

princessofhell: im sorryyyy I dont know how to get him out of here 😭

princessofhell: hes VERY drunk

iMakeitGoBoom: hes bout to be there all night bro u might as well leave him there

princessofhell: that doesnt seem right ☹️

vaginatheangel: they gotta kick him out eventually, right???

princessofhell: I dont know, I dont understand any of this casino mess!!

SexyBitchInDrag: he'll eventually drink himself into a stuper just give him some time 😮‍💨

princessofhell: after 6 hours, he still isnt drunk enough???

SexyBitchInDrag: encourage him to drink harder shit

princessofhell: ISNT THAT BAD??

SexyBitchInDrag: u tryna go home or not

princessofhell: NO thats BAD

SexyBitchInDrag: fine im coming over there this aint ruining my night becuz someone decided to relapse

princessofhell: thank you 🥹🙏

*time skip to during said halloween party*

~|~ Sir Pentious and Cherri's DMs ~|~

iMakeitGoBoom: you ready bitch??

SirPrecious: I guess

SirPrecious: they only had like unicorn costumes amd stuff

iMakeitGoBoom: u dont have to wear it if u dont want to

iMakeitGoBoom: Angel is way too damn drunk to give a fuck

SirPrecious: oh thank piss colored skies I thought I was going to humiliate myself 💀

iMakeitGoBoom: nah ur fine everyone here is drunk out of their MINDS

SirPrecious: wait whats angels costume-

iMakeitGoBoom: oh hes a damn whiskey bottle

SirPrecious: I cant say im surprised..

iMakeitGoBoom: NOW COME ONN BITCH LETS GET YO ASS ON FACETIME

SirPrecious: okay okay-

Now some bonus becuz this is weeks late and I really made some of yall wait

◆◇◆◇ Vees Group Chat ◆◇◆◇

VelvetteBabyDoll: happy halloween u fuckers

VelvetteBabyDoll: hows the hospital 🥰

VoxTek: fuck OFF

DaddyVal👅💦: its actually not that bad

DaddyVal👅💦: got the same nurse from last time 😛

VoxTek: you dont even have neck fur anymore, WHO cares

DaddyVal👅💦: like you dont have bite mark indented in your face.

VoxTek: half of ur wing is gone. As if one of ur antennas missing wasn't enough, youve been double cucked in the “being able to fly” department

DaddyVal👅💦: you wish you could've EVER flew in the first place

VelvetteBabyDolll: can yall squabble somewhere else

VoxTek: Dont act so high and mighty. Youre BALDING.

DaddyVal👅💦: oop

VelvetteBabyDoll: I AM NOT IT IS ONE SPOT

VelvetteBabyDoll: AND I KNOW PURPLE MR CLEAN ISNT TALKING

DaddyVal👅💦: EXCUSE ME??

VoxTek: ALL OF YOU CAN FUCK OFF

VelvetteBabyDoll: SHUT UP SAMSUNG

VelvetteBabyDoll: yknow what im getting a hair transplant with YOUR credit card

VoxTek: YOU BETTER NOT PUT YOUR GRUBBY BRITISH HANDS ON MY MONEY

VelvetteBabyDoll: too fucking late ik all the numbers to every card u own

VoxTek: FOR FUCKS SAKE VELVETTE

VelvetteBabyDoll: im humilating both of you on social media im posting that footage

VoxTek: are you an IDIOT?!

VelvetteBabyDoll: u said I was balding idc anymore everyones bout to see yall get ur asses get clapped by a two foot needle with hair

DaddyVal👅💦: fuck off 😒

VoxTek: when I get out of this damn bed…

VelvetteBabyDoll: look at that, your going viral!

VoxTek: VELVETTE.

VoxTek: and its *you're

VelvetteBabyDoll: stfu

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☆⋆｡𖦹°‧★ Husk’s Fever Dream ☆⋆｡𖦹°‧★

CatintheHatbutDrunk: what what is happening 

princessofhell: wdym? 

CatintheHatbutDrunk: something is terribly wrong 

CatintheHatbutDrunk: why is sir pentious down here

vaginatheangel: why.. Isnt he?

CatintheHatbutDrunk: is he not supposed to be in heaven 

SirPrecious: why would I be in heaven?

CatintheHatbutDrunk: but 

CatintheHatbutDrunk: I 

CatintheHatbutDrunk: WHAT 

VelvetteBabyDoll: take ur meds old man 

CatintheHatbutDrunk: WHY ARE U HERE 

princessofhell: I think u do need to take ur meds, my guy… 

princessofhell: she been here 

VelvetteBabyDoll: we literally talked yesterday how did u forget 

CatintheHatbutDrunk: and what possibly could we have talked about 

VelvetteBabyDoll: we talked about the baby shower dude 

CatintheHatbutDrunk: the what.

princessofhell: okay its not funny about Husk go take ur dementia meds

CatintheHatbutDrunk: im sorry im not moving on from that baby shower somebody need to explain 

VelvetteBabyDoll: how the hell u forget angel is pregnant 😭 

CatintheHatbutDrunk: WHAR 

CatintheHatbutDrunk: THATS VIRTUALLY IMPOSSIBLE  

princessofhell: your gonna hurt his feelings shush ☹️ 

CatintheHatbutDrunk: no cuz the fuck do you mean pregnant 

NifftyTheSwifty!!!!!: dont worry guys I found his meds!! 

CatintheHatbutDrunk: I AINT TAKIN NO MEDS 

iMakeitGoBoom: always gotta be the crazy mfs 

CatintheHatbutDrunk: yall gotta be pulling my leg 

CatintheHatbutDrunk: GET NIFFTY AWAY FROM ME 

princessofhell: take ur medication first. 

CatintheHatbutDrunk: NO 

Creepyradiodeer: Well, it's a good thing I took your other child out today. This is depressing. 

CatintheHatbutDrunk: what…

CatintheHatbutDrunk: im hallucinating I gotta be this aint real

iMakeitGoBoom: I swear Husk take your FUCKING PILLS. NOW.

CatintheHatbutDrunk: all of yall can fuck off 

Creapyradiodeer: I can't believe this. I'm glad I took your child out for ice cream, now. 

CatintheHatbutDrunk: now your gonna tell me I already have a child… 

CatintheHatbutDrunk: now why in the hell would I trust them with YOU. 

Creepyradiodeer: Ouch. 

iMakeitGoBoom: alright alright an ambulance is on its way 

CatintheHatbutDrunk: why 

SexyBitchInDrag: becuz your having a psychotic break and you need to be put down 💔

CatintheHatbutDrunk: ANGEL?! FYM PUT DOWN 

SexyBitchInDrag: it means I'm finna get some will money 👅

Creepyradiodeer: I'll plan the funeral! 

SexyBitchInDrag: dw ur children will be safe 

CatintheHatbutDrunk: WHAT THE HELL 

VelvetteBabyDoll: good luck, they got angelic tranquilizers 

CatintheHatbutDrunk: WHY DO THOSE EVEN EXIST 

VelvetteBabyDoll: putting yo ass to sleep forever 

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*＊✿❀ Back in Reality in the Hazbin Hotel Server ❀✿＊*

SexyBitchInDrag: guys i think we partied too hard 

SexyBitchInDrag: my head is splitting into two 

iMakeitGoBoom: have u seen Charlie? 

SexyBitchInDrag: no why 

iMakeitGoBoom: that bitch on the roof 😭 

SexyBitchInDrag: how did she get up there??? 

iMakeitGoBoom: I dont fucking remember 

SexyBitchInDrag: husk fell asleep on the damn bar yall

SexyBitchInDrag: imgon wake him up 

vaginatheangel: where am i

iMakeitGoBoom: I do not know I don't even know where I am 

iMakeitGoBoom: I think I'm in the chimney

vaginatheangel: how the hell u get in the chimney? 

iMakeitGoBoom: dont know 

iMakeitGoBoom: I got my phone tho 

iMakeitGoBoom: must be too excited for christmas

iMakeitGoBoom: my phone bout to die it at 7%

vaginatheangel: go charge 

iMakeitGoBoom: I can't get out chimney 

vaginatheangel: fuck I think I'm in the garbage shoot 

SexyBitchInDrag: i gots husk to wake up but he keeps talking abt pregnancy should i be concerned 

vaginatheangel: yes 

NifftyTheSwifty!!!!!: wheres my fanfic I gave it to husk to read last night but he never gave it back ˶ˊᜊˋ˶ 

SexyBitchInDrag: he slept on it gurl don't worry there's no drool 

NifftyTheSwifty!!!!!: PHEW ε-(´・｀)ﾌ

vaginatheangel: guys we gotta get cherri out the chimney 

SexyBitchInDrag: why is cherri in the chimney

iMakeitGoBoom: I losing feeling in my legs 

SexyBitchInDrag: i need painkillers 

CatintheHatbutDrunk: what the hell is going on why are u in the chimney 

iMakeitGoBoom: was anybody sober enough to remember? 

SexyBitchInDrag: nope 

CatintheHatbutDrunk: nope

vaginatheangel: sadly no 

vaginatheangel: someone get cherri I gotta get out the garbage chute 

SexyBitchInDrag: wait we have a chimney? 

CatintheHatbutDrunk: oh my gosh 

CatintheHatbutDrunk: hold on I'm not drunk enough for this 

SexyBitchInDrag: you already got too much to drink puT the bottle down before i put u down 

CatintheHatbutDrunk: … 

CatintheHatbutDrunk: fine. 

iMakeitGoBoom: im at 4% 

SexyBitchInDrag: hush I'm tryna find the chimney 

CatintheHatbutDrunk: fireplace 

CatintheHatbutDrunk: living room 

CatintheHatbutDrunk: lobby 

CatintheHatbutDrunk: for fucks sake 

Creepyradiodeer: This is embarrassing. 

princessofhell: I'm scared what happened last night

princessofhell: why am I on the roof??? 

iMakeitGoBoom: welcome to the club I'm in the chimney 

princessofhell: what 😭

CatintheHatbutDrunk: bitch can u hear me 

iMakeitGoBoom: yes I can hear ur bum ass voice it's echoing 

CatintheHatbutDrunk: youre too deep in there I ain't gon fit 

iMakeitGoBoom: thats what she said 

CatintheHatbutDrunk: someone get Lucifer he should be small enough 

iMakeitGoBoom: I'm at 2% 

SexyBitchInDrag: imma get him he probably sleep hang tight cherri 

iMakeitGoBoom: k 

And so, they got Lucifer and he very begrudgingly shimmied his way into the chimney and saved Cherri just as her phone died.