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2025-10-16
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LAVANDER'S RANT BOOK!

Summary:

I need to rant about people and I'm at school

Notes:

NO FANFICTION FOR YOUUU. YOUR GETTING RANTS YOU LITTLE GOOBER.

Chapter 1

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ok ok ok.. I NEED TO RANT

ok, so there are these girls in drama, and I personally HATE them. I don't care if hate is a strong word; I don't like them. They are giving such main character energy, and it's pissing me off. They aren't even the lead. THEY ARE IN THE CHOIR/CITIZENS

it didn't save the rest of the rant. wtf ao3 :(

Chapter 2: get me OUT of this class.

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GRRRR I HATE THESE PEOPLE. THEYRE PISSING ME OFFF AGGGGGHHHHHHHHFRUBRJv

uh

i got hit with a paper ball earlier :(

at least its friday ig idk

GET ME OUT I WANNA GO HOME

mhngh

at least im going to the mall later.

I hate these people with a burning passion. but to an extent.

I don't wish anything bad to these people I just wish they would mature and notice that what they are doing is shitty.

one of them even said the f-slur and he STRAIGHTER THEN A LINE...

holy moly man. these guys pmo

GET ME OUT OF HERE...

Chapter 3: system shii

Summary:

wow two rants one day

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ok so being a system is so weird because what do you mean Past 007n7 from forsaken is writing this. and is reading yaoi on ao3 on a school computer...

uh

this is weird

YOU are weird

heh

im sorry that was mean

uh

uh
uh
sorry??

did you know that WE are a system
NOT YOU and ME i mean US as a SYSTEM. WE ARE A OSDD SYSTEM. I think
idk i forgot

man I miss that system

TCO won't stop squeaking
007n7, NOT ME, THE OLD ONE, he won't stfu about his Noli
Lav is being an idiot
Telamon is being a biggie
Elliot wont SHUT UP. about kylo
Whenever we hear or SEE something about Mr. (ant) Tenna Edgar is triggered out
Mafioso is being a big baby about not seeing Chance
Red or Rowan is being an ass about missing Sorren or TSC
P.AI.nter is one of the only ones who is normal about missing its partner
so is Victim. I am NOT calling him H4K3R.

I hate this system

they are stupid

they piss me off

but i love them

uh

they stink

you stink

go shower you STINK

now get off this chapter you fuck

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why are you STILL here

i told you to LEAVE

- Past 007n7 / Past (he/she)

 

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chicken butt - Telamon / Shedletsky (he/it)

Chapter 4: people in our school scare and piss us off

Summary:

- by broken spawn [they/he]

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Okay so we were in Math and we finished everything even our homework and we were going to go get our phone from our cubby and find our pencil case missing so many things.

It was missing all of our pens but the green and purple one, our favorite dinosaur erasers, a glue stick, ONE of those expensive Sakura Pigma Micron Pens, one beaten up mechanical pencil, and a pencil. Subspace came out and started to lash out. It was scary. I was in co-front and I couldn't do much.

Subspace was mad for most of the lunch period and and as we were going up to go back to class, I came in front and it was so loud, subspace basically kicked the bag into the locker and it was a struggle to get out and then I didn't mention this but, when Subspace was fronting there were these boys that really wanted to cut the lunch line and they were being very aggressive and started to shove us to get past so we had to push him back in place so we didnt tumble over and fall onto the floor. So after lunch and after I got the bag unstuck of the locker, I went to go line up behind the classroom of out nect class. I was already overstimmulated and most of the rest of our system was overstimmulated aswell. Bonbon started crying and Mafioso was comforting them, we were going non-verbal, we were having the feeling like we were going to cry. To put the cherry on top, one of those boys made it worse by deciding to mock what Subspace did and talk back to us. I had to rush and tell the teacher that I had to go to guidence.

People are so cruel. We were also very visibly overstimulated. So we basically ran to the guidence office.

But they were taking their breaks and told me to either wait 30 minutes or sit outside of the actual office and wait there. I chose to wait outside of the office and wait because I didn't want to go overstimmulate ourselves even more with school work. We sat there for a while and now I'm typing this in the room in the back while I wait.

At least its now one of the last two periods of the day and then we have to go to drama. At least thats fun I guess. I, myself, Broken Spawn, or just Spawn, I'm not the biggest fan of drama. I don't dislike drama, I just don't really see the hype like how Lavander and most of the rest of our system is. I know, I know, I'm boring. I unfortantly I'm the trauma holder and I don't like to show much emotion when I type. especally on this website. people here write weird stuff. and I know. I make mispellings. I'm sorry for not shutting the hell up so grammarly can check. I just talk and type that fast that grammarly can't process the words I type.

To end this, please have manners. It isnt that hard. Be respectful to people and learn their boundaries. It isn't hard to just respect someone that you don't even know.

Chapter 5: system shii pt. 2

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a boy in our class said some homophobic shit yesterday.

great i know

i forgot what he said but he did say some homophobic stuff and it kinda sucked buns

BOOOOO
BOOOOOO

HOMOPHOBIA STINKS

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo

 

dont be homophobic <3

- past!007n7 (he/she)

Chapter 6: state..testing...

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WE HATE STATE TESTING WE HATE STATE TESTING WE HATE STATE TESTING WE HATE STATE TESTING WE HATE STATE TESTING WE HATE STATE TESTING WE HATE STATE TESTING WE HATE STATE TESTING WE HATE STATE TESTING WE HATE STATE TESTING WE HATE STATE TESTING WE HATE STATE TESTING WE HATE STATE TESTING WE HATE STATE TESTING WE HATE STATE TESTING WE HATE STATE TESTING WE HATE STATE TESTING WE HATE STATE TESTING

i think we hate state testing man

We don't like staring at a computer and just staring at things we've already learned and forgotten, because it serves no purpose in our brain.

this is booty cheeks

were hungry

oh btw update on one of our fanfics
we ARE working on the third(??) chapter its just taking us a second because guess what

SCHOOL

YES WE GO TO SCHOOL

SCHOOL SUCKS

and it takes up a shitload of our time so expect very slow updates

we also work on our fanfics at school most of the time because we prefer to work on a computer and it is very annoying to work on a tiny phone screen with big ass fingers

so uh theres an update

you should go check out our other fanfics because it does take up a bit to give chapters even though there is one chapter and a oneshot in the same book

its called EVERYONE LOVES YOU. It follows a story of a character named Star who is a dimensional and multiversal hopper. IM WORKING ON IT SLOWLY IM SORRY

anyway
uh
bye ig

Chapter 7: grgrggrgrg

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Yesterday, a girl tripped us in the halls, idk if it was on purpose but it still made us fall over and hit our legs HARD

So now it sucks to walk. after a whole day. it STILL hurts

this is buns

sighhh

a few days before halloween aswell

thats just great

- LAVANDER!! [Any but preferably he/they]

Chapter 8: I'm back in school...

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school.

energy...
our energy GONE.

its evaporated man.

its all gone.

 

I CANT WITH THIS SCHOOL MAN :(

- Shedletsky [ he / it ]

Chapter 9: :(

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apparently we're the ONLY student working on the LGBTQ+ rights side of the project in civics and that somehow felt like it was being joked about since being queer is kinda clowned on.

it is so stupid that people don't take the time to learn what queer people go through EVERYDAY. I understand people are doing other topics but man fuck you mean WE are the ONLY person to be doing LGBTQ+ rights?

homophobia in schools are shit.

no one should be treated with that type of disrespect at all.

 

- Griefer [He / Him] + Lavander [Any]