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Lotus Champion:
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?
HOW DARE YOU USE ARTHUR'S KINEPAGE THAT *I* STOLE TO TRY TO TALK TO THE HEX?
ARE YOU AWARE OF THE SCARE YOU GAVE AMIR???
Ayatan:
Yeah. His message *sounded* so freaked out, haha.
Too bad I can't try to talk to Arthur.
Oh wait, I can!
Lotus Champion:
DON'T USE ELEANOR TO TALK TO ARTHUR!
You vile, mean, shameless hellion of the void.
Ayatan:
I told you I wanted to meet them and I would find a way to talk to them.
So, yeah: insert demonic laughter here. Like Wally's.
Lotus Champion:
I swear I'll make you pay.
Do you know what trouble you got me into?
I had to explain to them that I wasn't playing a dirty trick on them.
BUT ARTHUR GOT VERY MAD WITH ME ANYWAYS ☹
AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT.
Ayatan:
Calm down! Ush, I'm just talking to Eleanor at the moment.
Lotus Champion:
YOU CAN'T STEAL MY FRIENDS, EVEN LESS ELEANOR!
SHE'S THE ONE WHO'S BEEN THE KINDEST TO ME
SHE'S MY BEST FRIEND
LEAVE HER ALONE! AAAUUUGH
Ayatan:
Why? I mean, if she's already shown interest in knowing about me, why deny her?
She has a spirit hungry for knowledge, I like it!
Conversations with her feel good. Like someone finally takes me seriously.
I can't believe you were such a jerk to her and she still cares about you -_-
Lotus Champion:
IT WAS ONLY ONCE OK?
AND I AMENDED.
Ayatan:
Because I helped you.
Lotus Champion:
I'll give you back Umbra but please leave me alone.
LEAVE MY FRIENDS ALONE TT_TT
I'm begging you.
Ayatan:
Tempting.
But no.
Ayatan went offline.
Lotus Champion:
YOU MOTHERFU—
I'M GOING TO MAKE SURE THAT EVERYONE BLOCKS YOU.
EVERYONE
ORDIIIIIIIS
HELP ME ORDIS
OR THEY'RE GOING TO STEAL YOUR OPERATOR
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Lotus Champion:
DAMN BITCH DID YOU CONVINCE AMIR TO TALK TO ORDIS?!
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Lotus Champion:
HOW? HOW DID YOU DO IT?
QUINCY AND AOI TOO? WHAT KIND OF WITCH ARE YOU?