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• Inkfluenza by EikaPrime

  Fandoms: Splatoon  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
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  24 Dec 2022

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Callie (Splatoon)
  • Marie (Splatoon)
  • Agent 4 (Splatoon)
  • Agent 3 (Splatoon)
  • Agent 8 (Splatoon)
  • Cap'n Cuttlefish (mentioned) - Freeform
  • Look this is a sick fic
  • I'm not gonna go into great gross detail
  • but there's gonna be some stuff okay
  • do they make pepto squidmol
  • Rating's mostly for language
  • Callie's just a tiny bit stressed okay
  • She says some things
  • Stressed Callie has a worse potty-mouth than Pearl
  • OKay maybe not quite that bad
  • Pearl has a RIDICULOUS potty-mouth and she's not even in this fic
  • Would Crusty Sean swear? Is his potty mouth an apt comparison?
  • I'm regretting starting this comparison.
  • You thought it was fluff but hey! There's child abuse! offpage at least.
  • Look agent 4's parents were NOT HAPPY with the events of last fic
  • There are all sorts of unhealthy things in this fic that are gonna get cured
  • or at least started on the path there
  • Callie gets squit done
  • and Marie's too busy sneezing and napping to be the voice of reason
  • if a voice of reason's even needed here
  • she'd probably be doing the same thing let's be honest she's just sick atm
  • Okay so this fic DOES need a voice of reason
  • it's too bad all the voices of reason are sick or busy
  • This sort of thing is why Callie needs Marie
  • when your friends are sick squidnapping them should not be the first resort
  • not even if they're bad at caring for themselves

  Summary

  Unlike SOME members of the splatoon, Callie knows when to take it easy. Maybe that's why she doesn't get sick as often as SOME squids. But that's fine, because Callie has a break from filming. She can totally be an awesome nurse. Some juice, some blankets, and a little ibuprofish, and everyone'll get better soon.

  So no, she isn't going to let anyone work from home. And yes, everyone needs to have more soup. And for the love of the zapfish, if people don't rest she's going to start *sitting* on them. Okay?! She is NOT letting anyone handle this alone! Not after what happened last time NSS members were separated and vulnerable and... and...

  Okay, so maybe Callie's just being paranoid, but whatever! It's still for their own good.

  Series

  • Part 8 of Lucky Number 4

  Language:

  English

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