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A special gift saves Seongje and Baekjin's relationship.
An alternate take on WHC2 events following their fallout.
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clemont x delta beautiful yaoi storys🫶🫶🫶😁😁 by bugz_X3
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters: X & Y | Pokemon X & Y Versions, Anime Campaign! (Web Series)
24 Dec 2025
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posted for a friend
written by cradle of darkness
written by cradle of darkness
written by cradle of darkness
written by cradle of darkness
written by cradle of darkness
written by cradle of darkness
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A New Perspective by Qu3sti0nM4rk
Fandoms: Unstable Universe (Web Series), Minecraft (Video Game)
24 Dec 2025
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Wemmbu is a cat shapeshifter. He breaks into Flame's house, and learns Flame isn't as bad as he thought he was. yeah. that's it. I think.
So there wasn't enough Cat!Wemmbu fanfics, and I am eternally bound to Flamebu because... yeah, and my crack fic days are coming back to haunt me, so now this exists. I'll write more tomorrow, when I'm equally sleep deprived.
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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- Part 4 of Allium
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- English
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- 1,760
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Alex Big Clappy and his buddy… “Buddy” enjoy incredibly odd and weird adventures, whether that be unknowingly against speakeasy framing attempts, or other maniacal circumstances, our lovely characters will remain untouched despite all!
UPD: I have decided to structure this like Lackadaisy was, so these chapter will be quite short. Click “Entire Work” to view the story easier without going “Next Chapter →” like a billion times.
UPD: I have added “Choose Not To Archive Warnings” as part of the archive warnings since a few themes a fraction of the population could react towards are in this story, but they are important to reading this in a non-spoiled, sequential format. (upd upd: I have since learned that means I won’t say the “archive warnings” as in the warnings ao3 specifies. There is no violence, there is no murder, and there is no SEX.)
UPD: this is currently (NO LONGER AS OF THE TWENTY-FIRST NIGHT OF SEPTEMBER) in hiatus until I get another plot. [PRIVATE THING] has distracted me from getting new ideas.
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In his second year at Hogwarts, Harry Potter resolves to become a Dark Lord. However, he quickly encounters a series of unexpected obstacles. Follow Harry and his loyal familiar, Isobel, as they embark on their quest to embrace evil—only to discover that being wicked is harder than it seems, and their efforts hilariously backfire.
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- Part 9 of Isobel, the basilisk
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The Guiding North Star by Bottled_and_Sent
Fandoms: 推しの子 | Oshi no Ko (Manga), 推しの子 | Oshi no Ko (Anime)
24 Dec 2025
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Over the course of Akane's research of the so-called perfect idol, she discovered that Ai is not who she appears to be. Granted, this was a given for all celebrities, but Ai was different. Having this new goal of cracking the impenetrable outer shell of Ai's true personality under her persona, she begins to sacrifice her sleep schedule.
After an unprompted dream about her research subject, Akane begins to hear a familiar voice in her ears. A voice that just so happens to give her pointers and new theories that seem to fit seemly into her corkboard despite the lack of evidences. A voice that sounded a whole lot like Ai.
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Or, Ai's ghost begins to coach Akane in the art of crafting the perfect persona (Nah, let's face it, Ai's just being Akane's wingman for Aqua here hahaha). As this went on, they became BFFs.
Expect lots of shenanigans, crack, heartfelt interactions, Ai being nonchalant as always, Aqua/Akane moments, and even in-character replies on the comments section!
(Status: Tokyo Blade arc)
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Love in the shell by JustATinySpider
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
24 Dec 2025
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Lan Wangji and Lan Qiren have spent their lives protecting their precious pearl, Lan Wanyin. But the precious security they had is thrown off balance when Jiang Xichen meets the Lan omega and has every intention of stealing him from his shell.
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Just a fanfic that follows the relationship between Lan Wanyin and Jiang Xichen, how they meet, fall in love, get married, and have children, all while Jiang Xichen constantly has to deal with the hatred and anger of his in-laws.
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Santas Candy Cane for Christmas by musmuspanda
Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan
24 Dec 2025
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Eren is a cam boy who loves to flirt and tease on camera. He always does his shows solo, but for Christmas he want’s to do something special – so he offers to his viewers that one of them can be Erens personal Santa and do the next show with him. Smut. Pwp. Strangers to Lovers.
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He’s lonely, but he is. Fine. And now there’s this deus ex machina baby who came in like a wrecking ball, throwing a wrench into his life and the season (which, if he was to be honest, was already heading to tank season anyway).
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, but what if it doesn't?
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Megan loves horror games. Her fans love chaos. So she drags the rest of Katseye into Fears to Fathom. Screams happen. Panic happens. Bad decisions happen—mostly hers. But between monsters and jump scares, she notices two bandmates are way more interesting…and way harder to predict.
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Team Jacob... Apparently. by Radioactivealien_404
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, The Sun and The Star - Rick Riordan & Mark Oshiro
24 Dec 2025
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Or, a continuation of my Solangelo fic "Movie Night" because of a joke comment I got about it being disgraceful that I didn't make Nico Team Jacob. Here ya go guys.
Also gang I haven't watched Twilight in a hella long time so I don't remember any actual scenes from it so I kinda just made shit up so sorry for any inaccuracies. Also I don't remember all that I wrote in my fic Movie Night so whoopsie if it's inaccurate in that sense, I sometimes forget to re-read my fics.
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Christmas That Could've Been | Chuuya x Dazai by luxzine
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
24 Dec 2025
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What kind of Christmas evening at Lupin's Bar would unfold if Dazai remained in the Port Mafia, Oda survived, and Dazai and Chuuya being a couple was the worst-kept secret at the Port Mafia?
⎯ Notes & Disclaimers ⎯
▫︎ There will be a warning where the smut begins and where the smut ends.
▫︎ I do not own BSD. All credit for the series and its characters goes to Asagiri Kafka.- Language:
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This is a side project of my main project.
The current timeline is before chapter 1 on ‘A Stab in The Heart’.
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Thorn was just enjoying being alone in the greenhouse, until Blaze interrupted the warmth.
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- Part 1 of MY AU /Thorn centric
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- 645
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The Ultimate Shelter by Santera
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
24 Dec 2025
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Tae Gong Shil hasn't slept in three years. The ghosts won't let her. They whisper, they scream, and they demand things she can't give. She is a flickering candle in the dark, attracting the dead like moths.
Then she crashes into Gojo Satoru.
He isn't a shelter; he is a Nuclear Bunker. When she touches him, the ghosts don't just vanish—they explode.
Gojo Satoru doesn't do partners. He doesn't do weaklings. And he certainly doesn't do desperate maids who cling to his arm like a koala. But he does like having his penthouse cleaned, his ego stroked, and his favorite sweets bought for him.
The deal is simple: She cleans his floors and feeds his sugar addiction. In exchange, he lets her sleep within his "five-meter safety zone."
It was supposed to be transactional. But when the Strongest Sorcerer realizes his "Infinity" subconsciously turns off whenever she’s asleep in his bed, he realizes that maybe he’s the one in danger.
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El Quiere Esa Maldita Galleta.(He Wants That Fucking Cookie.) by artzzy_boo27
Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games), One Day at a Time (TV 2017)
24 Dec 2025
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It's during the mission to capture Hassan that Alejandro met Penelope.
By the time Alejandro aimed his gun, a shot rang out at least four and a half clicks in front of them.
"Sorry for the late arrival." A woman's voice rang out from the comms.
"Check. Who's this?"
"Whiskey 0-1. Alvarez, Laswell sent me."
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- Part 2 of artzzy's cod fics
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- English
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- 1,733
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- 1/1
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It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like… Lovecraft by Darklady
Fandoms: Whyborne and Griffin - Jordan L. Hawk
24 Dec 2025
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Christmas in Widdershins. What’s the worst that could happen?
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- English
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- 2,970
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- 1/1
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Belly Button Fetish/Belly Fetish/Tickle Fetish/Stomach Growl Fetish Art (Boys) by Zazzel
Fandoms: Kingdom Hearts (Video Games), Detroit: Become Human (Video Game), Tekken (Video Games), Final Fantasy VII Remake and Rebirth (Video Games 2020-2024), Final Fantasy, The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom, Original Work, Marvel, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel's Spider-Man (Insomniac Games Video Games), やはり俺の青春ラブコメはまちがっている。 | Oregairu | My Teen Romantic Comedy SNAFU (Anime), Turning Red (2022), 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga), 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game), 光神話 | Kid Icarus (Video Games), NieR: Automata (Video Game), Final Fantasy XVI
24 Dec 2025
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- Part 6 of Bellybutton Fetish Fluff Craziness
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Wherever They Go, Trouble Follows by EDITHCARDYBRUNO
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: The Original Series
24 Dec 2025
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Whether purposely or not, James T. Kirk and S'Chn T'Gai Spock constantly end up in sticky situations.
Each chapter is independent of the others, and I deliberately omitted all the other major characters, focusing on my two favorites and portraying them as a happily married couple.
Their troubles sometimes are serious, other times downright ridiculous. However, they muster through it all.Series
- Part 1 of Space Spouses
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three parts water, two parts vinegar and one part pocket by KiSA120
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime)
24 Dec 2025
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Tachyon presses her shaking fingers to the glass. The air is thick with the all consuming scent of straight-up salt and vinegar. A low, hysteric laugh rumbles at the back of the researcher’s throat. This was it. They’ve really done it. Science had finally evolved beyond the concept of ‘limits’ themselves.
“She turned herself into a pickle, Cafe. She’s Jungle Pickle now.”
Oh my god bruh.
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In which Jungle Pocket turns herself into a pickle. Funniest shit I've ever seen.