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i can take u places

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the (mis)adventures of xiuchen

Notes:

i constantly ask myself what the heck am i doing

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Chapter 1: hah. slave

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hi

 

hi

 

hey

 

helloooooo

 

how r u

 

im g

how r u

 

g

 

hah. gay.

 

u bitch

u set me up

what r we doing today

 

why

u wanna go out

?

 

im bored

 

like u

ur boring

 

u bitch

xiumin, im srsly bored

let’s go somewhere

 

i can take u places

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

im gonna ignore that

let’s go to the beach

the weather’s good and ive got time

 

too much time

u boring fuck

 

ok ok

srry im not exciting

what else do u have in mind?

 

who said i was going with u?

 

like u have any plans besides fucking up on that game u always play

terribly

 

well like u could do any better

 

i will

 

¯\_( )_/¯

idk about that, u boring fuck

 

let me in

im here

 

no

come back with drinks

and food

then ill let u in

 

k

im back

with drinks and food

let me in

 

hah

slave

Notes:

im just writing this for my own pleasure. LOL. i typically only read chanbaek ff or ot12 (in the exo fandom), so this is new for me to write anyone other than chanbaek.

i'm enjoying this a bit too much.

pls enjoy~ thanks for reading. :D