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Suck My Ultimate Balls Group Chat:
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Gettinthirdbase: soooo what do you guys think of the chatroom i made???? ;D
ChokeMe: these names are terrible AND I HATE YOU
21Guns: i'm just a Green Day reference are you serious?
Gettinthirdbase: hey green day is the shit
LuckDuck: my name doesn't feel all that creative...
PROteen: well my name just seems to be a pun that was not well thought out
Gettinthirdbase: you didn't give me a lot of material to work with makoto
Gettinthirdbase: HEY I THOUGHT HARD ABOUT IT GIVE ME SOME CREDIT
HackmeDaddy: my name makes no sense besides the hacking part what do daddies have to do with it??
Shuckmycorn: leon don't tell him for the love of god
Shuckmycorn: and what the fuck is up with my name? you pokin fun at my hair again you son of a bitch?
Gettinthirdbase: well yeah obviously and it's a euphemism for a hand job ;D
Shuckmycorn: Since when what the fuck
Mary-Wanna: what's a euphemism??????
Mary-Wanna: and why am i mary wanna?
LuckDuck: sound it out
Mary-Wanna: OOOOOOOOOOH i get it now :D
GayHallMonitor: Can you explain my name please? Why are you assuming this about me?
BitchesloveDonuts: DID YOU JUST ASSUME HIS SEXUALITY??????????
Ludenburger: is that a meme or a genuine question?
BitchesloveDonuts: meme o3o
Ludenburger: of course it is
Gettinthirdbase: gee man idk it's not like you make it a point to touch mondo whenever you possibly can
Gettinthirdbase: to ease confusion that was sarcasm
Hot-Kyouko: we know it is no need to clarify
GayHallMonitor: I do no such thing! Besides it's natural to want to be close to your kyoudai! You could never understand our bond.
Shuckmycorn: yeah you tell them babe c;
GayHallMonitor: MONDO
Shuckmycorn: yes darling? ;D
GayHallMonitor: I'm sitting right next to you Mondo I can stop you from typing such things if I wanted!
Shuckmycorn: lol i'm just jokin kyoudai <3
Shuckmycorn: you just look super adorable when you're all flustered and blushing <33333
GayHallMonitor: MONDO PLEASE REFRAIN FROM TELLING THEM THINGS LIKE THAT!
Shuckmycorn: what are you gonna do to stop me? ;DDDD
GayHallMonitor: I'm gonna tell everyone right now that you're blushing as well! You're using the chatroom to say these things confidently but you can't even look at me!
Shuckmycorn: OKAY I'LL STOP I'LL STOP
GayHallMonitor: Thank you kyoudai <3
Weebtastic: can you gays stop hogging the chat THE REST OF US ARE HERE TOO
PsychoSayaka: it's kinda cute how they ignore other people when they're together
Fuckthisguy: If by cute you mean nauseating then I agree.
21Guns: lol nice name there togami
Gettinthirdbase: i think that's one name we can all agree is accurate
BitchesloveDonuts: oh for sure
Ludenburger: absolutely
LuckDuck: honestly i don't but that's just me
ChokeMe: you're just saying that because master showers you with affection!
ChokeMe: YOU HOMEWRECKING SON OF A BITCH
Mary-Wanna: OH SHIT IT'S GOING DOWN FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
Fuckthisguy: For the love of God can you shut up and stop calling me master? You're disgusting.
Ludenburger: she likes it when you insult her be careful
Gettinthirdbase: probably having an orgasm right now
Fuckthisguy: As disgusting as that it is you're most likely correct.
LuckDuck: sorry for getting her mad by accident byakuya ; _ ;
Fuckthisguy: It's fine Makoto you couldn't have known she'd freak out like a complete moron.
LuckDuck: thank you <3
PsychoSayaka: now since that gay matter is settled can you tell me why i'm a psycho leon?
Gettinthirdbase: it just sounded right to me honestly
Hot-Kyouko: and my name?
Gettinthirdbase: pun of hot coco not to mention you're hot as hell
Ludenburger: she doesn't want to hear that from you of all people
Weebtastic: Kyouko wants to hear it from her ^
Ludenburger: SHUT UP PORKY NOBODY ASKED YOU
Weebtastic: D:
GayHallMonitor: I honestly can't find much creative merit when it comes to our usernames.
Gettinthirdbase: okay maybe they're not the most creative but your's is accurate dude
GayHallMonitor: No it isn't!
Hot-Kyouko: Kiyotaka can you do me a favor and describe Mondo's attributes?
Shuckmycorn: um why????
Hot-Kyouko: just for fun
GayHallMonitor: Of course Kyouko I'd be happy to!
HackmeDaddy: is this a good idea?
LuckDuck: just trust her
GayHallMonitor: Mondo is way smarter than anybody gives him credit for to start! A night or two of studying and he aces tests with no issues! He's really kind and honorable and keeps his promises. He always tries to protect me if I end up in scuffles with typical bullies. He's super gentle with people he cares about and funny and has a contagious smile and laugh! His smile is honestly the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.
GayHallMonitor: Oh and when his hair is down it's really curly and fluffy and nice to play with! He's very nicely built as well! He'll let me feel his biceps and abs and they're very impressive!
Shuckmycorn: OKAY OKAY TIME TO STOP
PsychoSayaka: AWWWW THAT'S SO ADORABLE
BitchesloveDonuts: OMG MONDO'S TOTALLY BLUSHING ISN'T HE?????
GayHallMonitor: He actually is in fact! Wait he's grabbing myiehrihiwehrihohrihaQOEHFOefifbeahrajbioewhasbfsakjib
Gettinthirdbase: i'm gonna take a guess and say mondo took his phone
Fuckthisguy: Most likely.
Weebtastic: in any case it looks like kuwata was right
Mary-Wanna: yeah no kidding
PROteen: should we be concerned?
BitchesloveDonuts: nah they're probably making out right now
21Guns: i wouldn't doubt it
Hot-Kyouko: I rest my case