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Bucky Barnes @sgtbarnes1917
I'm new to this whole 'Twitter' thing what should I post????
Coolest Avenger @flying_falcon In reply to @sgtbarnes1917
Whatever you want. That's the point...
Bucky Barnes @sgtbarnes1917 In reply to @flying_falcon
Thanks for the tip *rolls eyes*
Am I really her? @blackwidow_baby In reply to @sgtbarnes1917
Who taught you about Twitter? And why??
Bucky Barnes @sgtbarnes1917 In reply to @blackwidow_baby
Tony said it was vital to have in the 21st century. Which is dumb. Just yell on the street corner like we did.
The OG Bird Avenger @arrowboi In reply to @sgtbarnes1917
Was that a joke? #Concerned
Bucky Barnes @sgtbarnes1917 In reply to @arrowboi
Yes, it was a joke. We didn't yell on street corners. We ran around Brooklyn until we found who we wanted
The OG Bird Avenger @arrowboi
Man, Cap and Buck had a weird childhood.
Bucky Barnes @sgtbarnes1917 in reply to @arrowboi
Yeah, I know. #stevesisstaringatme #heisconfused #getontwitterSteve
Am I really her? @blackwidow_baby In reply to @sgtbarnes1917
Steve on Twitter? I need to see that. #getontwitterSteve
Coolest Avenger @flying_falcon
#getontwitterSteve
Iron Man Rox ;) @youknowwho-Iam
#getsteveontwitter is trending. Can someone tell Steve?
Bucky Barnes @sgtbarnes1917 in reply to @youknowwho-Iam
Already done. He's reading all this and frowning, now he's saying that he's not frowning. #getontwitterSteve He said he doesn't want to. I'll break him.
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B @Bburtqa
Are we just ignoring the fact that Steve and Bucky are sitting beside each other??? #stucky #getontwitterSteve
Elisa @Elisa24
OMG THE AVENGERS ON TWITTER IS CRACKING ME UP!! #getontwitterSteve
Rach @rachinwonderland
I love this #getontwitterSteve can you imagine the subtweeting!
Ryan hates Twitter @Ryanitists
Okay I never come on but #getontwitterSteve drew my attention
The Avengers @AvengersFanAccount03
#getontwitterSteve Please, we need some Cap content!!
Maddie || IA due to School @Steve_Bucky_Stan
Can Steve pleasssse come on! We need to see them interact #getontwitterSteve
I'll break him @stuckyfanOG
I AM SCREAMING OMG #getontwitterSteve
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Avengers Assemble
Tony Stark Created the Group
Tony Stark added Steve Rogers, James Barnes, Sam Wilson, Natasha Romanoff, Bruce Banner, Clint Barton, James Rhodes, Pepper Potts, and Wanda Maximoff
Tony Stark changed his name to Iron Man
Iron Man - can we acknowledge that Steve needs Twitter?
Steve Rogers - no.
James Barnes changed his name to Bucky
Bucky - yes.
Steve Rogers- no.
Bucky - listen to the people. They want you to so bad!
Sam Wilson changed his name to Falcon
Falcon - dude. Get with the times
Natasha Romanoff - #getontwitterSteve has been trending for a day. Give up already!
Steve Rogers - I don't need it. I read everything you say on Bucky's phone.
Clint Barton - ew
Clint Barton changed his name to Hawkeye
Hawkeye - get with the times
Steve Rogers - did you just create this chat to annoy me into getting twitter @Iron Man???
Iron Man - no comment
Pepper Potts - I think it's a good idea. Out of everyone in this chat, Steve's the least likely to do something bad online.
Bucky - I wouldn't say that. Also, side note, we need a new TV.
Iron Man - what!!
Pepper Potts - why?
Bucky - it was Steve
Steve Rogers - no comment.
Bruce Banner - please tell
Bucky - Steve is banned from watching the news that's all I'm saying
Falcon - omg
Bucky - it was bad
Natasha Romanoff - I need to story
Steve Rogers - I got annoyed at politicians using my name for their bull shit so I may or may not have punched the TV
Falcon - wow
Natasha Romanoff - wow
Iron Man - wow
Hawkeye - wow
Iron Man - also, Cap swore
Bucky changed Steve Rogers name to Captain Ass-Merica
Iron Man - Ass-Merica?? I hate it
Falcon - I love it
Iron Man - The symbol of our nation
Falcon - I mean, we can all agree that Steve is Captain Ass-Merica can't we?
Pepper Potts - you're all children
Iron Man - but you love us
Pepper Potts - *eye roll emoji*
Hawkeye - amazing. I love you Pepper
Natasha Romanoff - are we going to ignore the fact that Steve may have just killed Bucky?
Iron Man - I guess
Hawkeye - let the people know
Falcon - too bad
Bruce Banner - I just heard Steve yelling and the both of them running around upstairs.
Bucky - your concern for me is overwhelming
Captain Ass-Merica - I only tried to kill him.
Bucky - but you couldn't
Captain Ass-Merica - I could
Bucky - we've been through this before
Captain Ass-Merica - don't remind me
Captain Ass-Merica changed Bucky's name Captain America's Bitch
Captain America's Bitch - no fair. You didn't even come up with that on your own!
Iron Man - ???
Falcon - explain
Captain America's Bitch - some lady yelled it at me when we went to the mall. It was an ... experience
Hawkeye - you two live such interesting lives
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The OG Bird Avenger @arrowboi
In case you were wondering. In the group chat Bucky's name is Captain America's Bitch and Steve's in Captain Ass-Merica.
Iron Man Rox ;) @youknowwho-Iam
The group chat is a strange place.
Bucky Barnes @sgtbarnes1917 in reply to @arrowboi
Man. That was private #rude
Bucky Barnes @sgtbarnes1917
Also. I am not Captain America's bitch. he is mine.
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Captain Ass-Merica || IA due to School @Steve_Bucky_Stan
They have a GROUP CHAT
Will @williamDASH
This day just keeps on getting better #getontwitterSteve
I'll break him @stuckyfanOG
Captain America's Bitch and Captain Ass-Merica??? I stan
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Bucky Barnes @sgtbarnes1917
Steve would like me to tell you that is his happy people want to hear from him but he doesn't know if he wants to get Twitter yet
Bucky Barnes @sgtbarnes1917
No. A lie. He didn't tell me that, I just know that's what he's thinking so I said it
Bucky Barnes @sgtbarnes1917
He said I was right. Ha.
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Avengers Assemble
Captain America’s Bitch - I need some help
Falcon - I’m scared that it’s going to be something weird
Captain America’s Bitch - like what??
Falcon - IDK, getting rid of a body?
Captain America’s Bitch - I am offended. I am perfectly capable of getting rid of a body on my own.
Captain Ass-Merica - no killing anyone.
Captain America’s Bitch - I didn’t! Sam brought it up
Falcon - you’re a child
Captain America’s Bitch - anyway. I need help deciding what Steve’s name should be on Twitter.
Falcon - the @ or the display name?
Captain America’s Bitch - I already have the @
Captain Ass-Merica - What???
Falcon - ‘annoying old man’
Captain Ass-Merica - wait
Iron Man - oh, um, just the American flag
Captain Ass-Merica - I don’t have twitter. We’re aware of this, right?
Captain America’s Bitch - I made you an account when I made me one. We have matching @’s :) @sgtbarnes1917 and @cptrogers1918. Do you like them? I thought it’d be cute, is it dumb?
Private Message Between James Barnes and Sam Wilson
Sam - are you trying to persuade Steve by being cute??
Bucky - Steve doesn't like saying no if he thinks it’ll make me happy
Sam - that sounds
Bucky - dirty? Yeah. It should.
Sam - dude.
Bucky - it’ll work.
Avengers Assemble
Captain Ass-Merica - it’s cute. I still don’t want Twitter. Now it’s just principal.
Captain America’s Bitch - Steve!! Please. It’s fun
Falcon - it is. People can ask questions and you can talk to people about
Falcon - Idk what you talk about but that
Iron Man - you can call out politicians you don’t like.
Captain America’s Bitch - ^^^
Captain America’s Bitch - come on Stevie. We can match. Captain Rogers and Sergeant Barnes battling Twitter
Captain Ass-Merica - You’re so stupid
Captain Ass-Merica - I’ll think about it
Private Message Between James Barnes and Sam Wilson
Bucky - ;)
Sam - yeah yeah
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Am I really her? @blackwidow_baby
Bucky’s way of getting Steve on Twitter is by saying ‘Captain Rogers and Sergeant Barnes battling Twitter’ in the Avengers Group Chat #getontwitterSteve
I'll break him @stuckyfanOG In reply to @blackwidow_baby
Did it work???? #getontwitterSteve
Am I really her? @blackwidow_baby In reply to @stuckyfanOG
We think.
Iron Man Rox ;) @youknowwho-Iam In reply to @blackwidow_baby
I think my suggestion of calling out politicians will tip him over
Bucky Barnes @sgtbarnes1917
Yeah, if Steve does get Twitter be prepared for a lot of fighting… sorry @PepPotts
Pepper @PepPotts In reply to @sgtbarnes1917
Sometimes I wish I lived far away from you lot
Iron Man Rox ;) @youknowwho-Iam In reply to @PepPotts
Sorry Peps, love you!! #shesmybetterhalf #byalot
Pepper @PepPotts In reply to @youknowwho-Iam
Love you too. #iamthebetterhalf ;)
Iron Man Rox ;) @youknowwho-Iam
Wait! How does @sgtbarnes1917 already have ten million followers? It took me a year to get that many!
Bucky Barnes @sgtbarnes1917 In reply to @youknowwho-Iam
The people love me.
Iron Man Rox ;) @youknowwho-Iam In reply to @sgtbarnes1917
Ugh
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Chad Brown @ChadBoiB
#getontwitterSteve just so he can tear apart the dumbass liberals
Bucky Barnes @sgtbarnes1917 In reply to @ChadBoiB
HAHAHA no
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Senator Micheal Massey @MichealMassey
#getontwitterSteve I’d love to see what he thought about certain policies and we all know that all his interviews and scripted and #fakenews.
Bucky Barnes @sgtbarnes1917 In reply to @MichealMassey
I’m sure you’d love to hear his opinions on some stuff - doubt you’d like his opinions though.
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Brian Dale @senBrianDale
Steve Rogers supports an all American marriage. One man and one woman. The idea that he supports anything else is #fakenews
Bucky Barnes @sgtbarnes1917 In reply to @senBrianDale
I’ve known Stevie for a long time and I can assure that he believes everyone has the right to get married to whoever they want. Has done since the 20’s.
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Captain Ass-Merica || IA due to School @Steve_Bucky_Stan
Liberal!Cap?? The only man I trust
Pumpkin Spice Boi @friskymisky
I have chosen the right man to stan #Capsaliberal
TayTay @TayyTayy
A liberal Cap? It’s more likely than you think
Spicy @emily456
Honestly it makes me so happy to hear that Captain Rogers supports same-sex marriage. Especially during the 20’s.
Bucky Barnes @sgtbarnes1917 In reply to @emily456
Yeah, he got beat up a lot because of it. Don’t ever say Steven Rogers won’t fight for your rights.
Adam @adamandsteve
So does this mean that @sgtbarnes1917 is a liberal as well?
Bucky Barnes @sgtbarnes1917 In reply to @adamandsteve
Hell yes!
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Avengers Assemble
Captain America’s Bitch - Steve they think you’re a conservative.
Captain Ass-Merica - What??
Falcon - ??
Captain America’s Bitch - Chad Brown said you would ‘tear apart the dumbass liberals’ and he isn’t alone in that train of thought. Guess they think cause we’re old were conservatives?? Anyway, thought I’d let you know so you could deal with it how you see fit. And if that’s getting on twitter and telling them off yourself, I wouldn’t complain. Also, there are senators and stuff talking about how you’d support them and their policies. And Brain Dale said you’re homophobic and support ‘all American’ marriage.
Private Message Between James Barnes and Sam Wilson
Bucky - ;)
Sam - is it true?
Bucky - yeah
Sam - that sucks
Bucky - yup. But it should make him want to get on sooooo
Sam - you can deal with the homophobes if it means getting Steve on Twitter?
Bucky - been dealing with homophobes longer than Twitter’s been around
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Coolest Avenger @flying_falcon
The idea that Cap is against same-sex marriage is laughable.
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Avengers Assemble
Captain Ass-Merica - maybe I will get it
Private Message Between James Barnes and Sam Wilson
Bucky - told ya
Sam - you know him creepily well
Bucky - ha probably
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Iron Man Rox ;) @youknowwho-Iam
I think Bucky just convinced Steve to join #getontwitterSteve
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Avengers Assemble
Pepper Potts - Please don’t make too much damage. The PR team have already sent me a dozen emails complaining about today. Just, remember that everything you say online can and will come back to bite you. And that people will screenshot everything so they will be able to bring it back even if you delete it. Don’t say something you wouldn’t say on camera - and Tony, don’t say anything. Ever.
Iron Man - rude
Hawkeye - Pepper laying out the truth
Captain America’s Bitch - As the kids say; I stan.
Iron Man - You’ve been on Twitter for a day and you already know what stanning is. How?
Captain America’s Bitch - I PM’d a fan and asked for her help. She’s very nice.
Natasha Romanoff - that’s what I did when I first got it as well
Hawkeye - same
Iron Man - is it some kind of spy thing then?
Captain America’s Bitch - I was never a spy.
Natasha Romanoff changed her name to GreatestSpy
GreatestSpy - I wanted to know what people were saying about me after New York and I didn’t understand.
Bruce Banner - I prefer to stay away from Stan twitter. Freaks me out
Iron Man - I’ve seen some things
Hawkeye - the fan art?
Iron Man - it’s impressive. I bought a T-shirt of me and Banner once.
Captain America’s Bitch - fan art?? Hang on.
Bruce Banner - I may have a travel mug with the logo on it and all our ‘symbols’ around the bottom. It’s cute.
GreatestSpy - I have a jumper with me and Clint
Hawkeye - One time I saw some art of me and Tony
Iron Man - say anything else and I’m deleting you from the group
Hawkeye - you don’t want to hear about the yoga-like position we were doing?
Iron Man has removed Hawkeye from the chat
GreatestSpy - he’s complaining on our private chat.
GreatestSpy - begging to be let back in
GreatestSpy - says he’s sorry
Iron Man - Fine
Iron Man - only if he doesn’t talk about our fan art anymore.
GreatestSpy - told him the rules
Iron Man has added Hawkeye to the chat
Hawkeye - I was in the downward dog and you were on top
Iron Man has removed Hawkeye from the chat
GreatestSpy - is it rude to block your boyfriend on the private chat?
Iron Man - Yes
Pepper Potts - No
Falcon - ha. It’s happened to you two before.
Iron Man - No
Pepper Potts - Yes
Falcon - Amazing
Captain America’s Bitch - I’m back. Fan art’s interesting. There’s a lot of me and Steve. People ship us which is cool.
Bruce Banner - You’re literally together
Captain America’s Bitch - they don’t know that do they?
Captain Ass-Merica - what’s shipping?
Iron Man - old man. Go to sleep old man, it’s already nine pm!
Captain Ass-Merica - I’m going to bed but we won’t be sleeping
Iron Man has removed Captain Ass-Merica from the chat
Captain America’s Bitch - HA! Fair.
Captain America’s Bitch has added Captain Ass-Merica to the chat
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Bucky Barnes @sgtbarnes1917
Good night everyone. Bedtime for old people ;) - Don’t worry, I’m going to try and convince Steve to get on Twitter #getontwitterSteve
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Captain Ass-Merica || IA due to School @Steve_Bucky_Stan
Please Do!!!! We need #stucky content #getontwitterSteve
I am Will @will-i-am
#getontwitterSteve is still trending with over a million tweets.
I'll break him @stuckyfanOG
UM BUCKY SAID HE’S GOING TO BED BUT HE CAN STILL TALK TO STEVE I AM SCREAMING
Captain Ass-Merica || IA due to School @Steve_Bucky_Stan In reply to @stuckyfanOG
Either they’re in the same room or they message each other in bed and I am dead
I'll break him @stuckyfanOG In reply to @Steve_Bucky_Stan
These guys I swear to god!!
Captain Ass-Merica || IA due to School @Steve_Bucky_Stan In reply to @stuckyfanOG
Girl, I am dead because of them #stuckyisreal
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Bucky Barnes @sgtbarnes1917
Good morning everyone
Bucky Barnes @sgtbarnes1917
What to tweet??
Bucky Barnes @sgtbarnes1917
#getontwitterSteve
Bucky Barnes @sgtbarnes1917
Anyway, here’s something to start our mornings off right! Steve Rogers in his natural habitat
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Breaking News CNN @CNN_Offical
Twitter back up after two hours. Reports are saying the picture that James Barnes posted as the cause of the crash.