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wednesday, october fifth

unknown number (9.01pm): *image*

remus (9.14pm): wtf 

unknown number (9.16pm): *image*

remus (9.17pm): stop

unknown number (9.17pm): *image*

remus (9.17pm): why are you sending me that pls stop

unknown number (9.18pm): *image*

unknown number (9.18pm): *image*

remus (9.20pm): WHY DO YOU HAVE SO MANY PICTURES OF YOUR PRICK PLEASE FUCKING STOP

unknown number (9.21pm): ??? u fucking asked ??

remus (9.22pm): WHEN HAVE I EVER ASKED YOU TO SEND ME DICK PICS

unknown number (9.22pm): u wrote ur number in one of the bathroom stalls in hagrids pub asking ppl to send u dick pics bc ur questioning ur sexuality and who am i to say no to that

remus (9.23pm): oh my fucking god that wasn't me that was my shithead of a friend i'm gonna kill him

unknown number (9.24pm): oh

unknown number (9.24pm): oH

unknown number (9.24pm): oh my god i sent u unsolicited dick pics oh my god im so sorry fuck im

remus (9.25pm): jdjsjs yeAh

unknown number (9.25pm): really im so sorry i,,, i am Really hating myself for this

remus (9.25pm): it's okay,, i mean, it's okay as okay it can be

remus  (9.26pm): it's really not ur fault mate it was an honest mistake

unknown number (9.27pm): still feel shitty about it

remus (9.27pm): yeah uh also i'm not 'questioning'

unknown number (9.27pm): oh my god i sent unsolicited dick pics to a straight boy im gonna kill myself what the fuck

remus (9.28pm): oh dear i sjsksks i meant,, i'm bi,,, like bisexual

unknown number (9.30pm): oh so the dick pics helped

remus (9.32pm): nO they didn't i was already aware of my sexuality, thanks very much

unknown number (9.33pm): whatever u say, lover boy

remus (9.34pm): pls fuck off & don't call me that i will turn in ur unsolicited dick pics to the police

unknown number (9.35pm): ur too mean

remus (9.35pm): getting butthurt now are u?? wouldn't blame u,, ur prick looking that and all

unknown number (9.36pm): OI WATCH WHAT U SAY ABOUT MY PRICK ITS FUCKING FANTASTIC 

remus (9.36pm): ur officially saved in my contacts as dick pic boi

dick pic boi (9.37pm): i fuckin hate u

dick pic boi (9.37pm): give me my dick pics back

remus (9.37pm): nope,, i've saved them for the wank bank

dick pic boi (9.38pm): liar u just want to use it as means of blackmailing dont u

remus (9.40pm): u know me so well 

remus (9.40pm): also go away i,,, unlike others,, tend to spend my wednesday nights studying for the test i have the other day instead of sending dick pics to unaware boys

dick pic boi (9.43pm): i saID I WAS SORRY

remus (9.43pm): jdjsjs just messing with u see u later dick pic boi

dick pic boi (9.43pm): fuck u and uh good luck on that test

remus (9.44pm): thank u

dick pic boi (9.44pm): xx

thursday, october sixth

dick pic boi (5.34pm): why would ur friend do that tho

remus (5.45pm): do what? and hello to you, too

dick pic boi (5.55pm): hello

dick pic boi (5.55pm): write ur number on the bathroom stall and all that

remus (5.56pm): sh he's an arsehole is why

remus (5.56pm): also he thinks i need to get laid

dick pic boi (5.57pm): whys that

dick pic boi (5.57pm): also,, ;)

remus (5.57pm): what,,, what does that wink face insinuate

dick pic boi (5.58pm): dodging questions ?? not very hercules of u

remus (5.58pm): sending unsolicited nudes ?? not very hercules of u 

remus (5.58pm): tbh actually that's Very hercules of u

dick pic boi (6.00pm): into greek mythology?

remus (6.05pm): very,,, tho my mum is into roman mythology more

dick pic boi (6.06pm): ah,, whos ur fav greek hero then

remus (6.07pm): odysseus is the best greek hero u may fight me on this

dick pic boi (6.07pm): i most certainly will fight u for achilles is the greatest greek hero there ever was

remus (6.08pm): he's only ever relevant bc of his strength and invulnerability which he only has bc he was dipped into the river styx

dick pic boi (6.08pm): odysseus stayed at calypsos island for nine whole fucking years

remus (6.10pm): do u blame him calypso was a manipulative bitch

dick pic boi (6.17pm): yea she kinda was,, tho i dont blame her,, she had to endure the punishment her father atlas was supposed to receive which was unfair

remus (6.23pm): ok true zeus didn't have to be a dick to her like that

dick pic boi (6.24pm): my parents are so into greek mythology im named after a greek god 

remus (6.25pm): omg that's shit,, my mums mad about roman mythology & named me after a roman hero,,,, well sort of 

remus (6.25pm): i'm the hero who got killed by his own brother & i don't even have a brother

dick pic boi (6.26pm): omg,,, that sucks lmfao wtf

dick pic boi (6.26pm): but im no one to talk my name literally means 'the scorcher'

remus (6.27pm): that's shitty

remus (6.29pm): what is ur name tho

dick pic boi (6.29pm): wouldnt u wanna know love ;)

remus (6.29pm): i deserve the right to know ur name now that you've accosted me with your nudes

dick pic boi (6.30pm): IT WAS A MISTAKE U SAID SO URSELF STOP IT

remus (6.31pm): SJSJJS

dick pic boi (6.31pm): my name is a variation of seirios

remus (6.32pm): the star god?

dick pic boi (6.33pm): yeah dog-star god yes

dick pic boi (6.33pm): the brightest star of the canis major constellation

dick pic boi (6.33pm): the faithful dog of icarus

remus (6.34pm): wait omg is ur name sirius??

sirius (6.34pm): no 

sirius (6.34pm): ...yes

remus (6.35pm): i can already imagine the amount of puns

sirius (6.36pm): i still havent heard the end of it

sirius (6.36pm): alright now whats ur name then 

remus (6.37pm): guess

sirius (6.38pm): the only fratricides in roman mythology is romulus and remus

sirius (6.38pm): wait romulus killed remus

sirius (6.39pm): oh shit remus

sirius (6.39pm): w o l f  b o y

remus (6.40pm): no

sirius (6.40pm): oh yes

remus (6.41pm): i will personally track u down & eat u alive

sirius (6.41pm): lucky thats a kink of mine

remus (6.43pm): die

sirius (6.43pm): gladly,,

sirius (6.44pm): how was ur test

remus (6.44pm): oh u remembered uh it was okay,, i think i did fairly well

sirius (6.45pm): im sure u did absolutely amazing wolfie

sirius (6.45pm): also i gtg prongs is screaming @ me

remus (6.45pm): see u

sirius (6.45pm): xx

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friday, october seventh

remus (4.44pm): wait what the fuck is a prongs

sirius (5.03pm): getting jealous?

sirius (5.03pm): my heart only ever belongs to u 

sirius (5.03pm): no one even holds a candle to u

remus (5.10pm): fuck off

sirius (5.11pm): love it when u get feisty like that

remus (5.11pm): i will choke u

remus (5.12pm): what the fuck is a prongs then and why was it screaming at u

sirius (5.12pm): luckily i get off on sexual asphyxiation ;)

remus (5.12pm): that's,, that's hot

sirius (5.12pm): prongs is my dear best mate,, its his nickname its sort of a long story which u'll only be blessed with if we get to know each other well

remus (5.13pm): oh?

sirius (5.13pm): its a level 5 friendship thing

remus (5.13pm): and what level are we on

sirius (5.14pm): its only been two days talking to u but u seem pretty cool so probably level 2

remus (5.14pm): level two already? nice

sirius (5.15pm): thats only bc u have an equally awful name as mine & we can bond over it

remus (5.15pm): we can also bond over our interest and love for greek mythology

sirius (5.16pm): yes!!

sirius (5.16pm): and we'll be best mates in no time

remus (5.22pm): hells yea

remus (5.22pm): gtg my friends are over & we've ordered chinese,, they're demanding my attention

sirius (5.23pm): chinese takeout fuck i want some also yes go eat

remus (5.24pm): it smells really good see u in a while

sirius (5.24pm): xx

remus (6.17pm): am back

remus (6.17pm): it was amazing i'm having a food orgasm

sirius (6.23pm): that,, that was a long dinner

remus (6.26pm): that wasn't dinner??? that was pre-dinner

sirius (6.27pm): pre-dinner

remus (6.27pm): yeah?? everyone has pre-dinner it's normal

sirius (6.28pm): nah mate,,, pretty sure it's just u

sirius (6.28pm): if by pre-dinner u mean like tea,,, that would make more sense

remus (6.29pm): tea,, is something else man wtf

sirius (6.29pm): okay,, okay,,,, whatever u say

remus (6.29pm): i'm narrowing my eyes at u

sirius (6.29pm): im quaking in me boots

remus (6.30pm): :(

sirius (6.33pm): xx

remus (6.46pm): suck a dick

sirius (6.46pm): i'll suck YOUR dick

remus (6.46pm): fucking PLEASE

remus (6.47pm): i would say yes but i don't even know how old u are

sirius (6.47pm): how old are u

remus (6.47pm): i asked first

sirius (6.48pm): what are we ?? fuckin five ??

remus (6.48pm): i sure hope not,,, ur interesting and fun to talk to and i've planned to keep u around for a while

sirius (6.49pm): thats so cute :,)

sirius (6.49pm): im glad uve decided to keep me around remus

sirius (6.50pm): im 18,, 19 in less than a month

remus (6.51pm): ah cool i'm 18

sirius (6.51pm): cool cool cool

sirius (6.51pm): also gotta run,, gettin late 4 work

remus (6.52pm): see u

sirius (6.52pm): xx

sirius (11.04pm): am back

remus (11.36pm): that

remus (11.36pm): that was a long shift

sirius (11.45pm): o,, prongs & i went over @ his for pizza

remus (11.48pm): ahh coolcool

sirius (11.54pm): u never answered my question tho

remus (11.55pm): oh?

sirius (11.55pm): yea u never told me why ur friend wants u to get laid

remus (11.56pm): ??? bc i haven't had a good lay in a while obvs

sirius (11.58pm): which is bc...??

remus (11.58pm): that's a level 5 friendship thing story ;)

sirius (11.58pm): fairfair

remus (11.59pm): i have to go,, need to wake up early tomorrow

sirius (11.59pm): goodnight wolf boy

remus (11.59pm): don't you dare

remus (12.00am): goodnight see u

sirius (12.00am): xx

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saturday, october eighth

sirius (6.12am): do you know

sirius (6.12am): waking up early boosts ur metabolism

sirius (6.12am): and with that, my good friend, i wish u a good morning

remus (6.14am): whtahthefuck

sirius (6.14am): wot

remus (6.15am): whyare u updo early

sirius (6.15am): oh did i wake u up

remus (6.16am): i will chop ur cokc off if u distrub meagain

sirius (6.16am): oh ok goodnight

sirius (11.34am): morning?

sirius (11.58am): okay then

sirius (2:03pm): good god man wake up

remus (2.05pm): am up

sirius (2.08pm): tf dude?

sirius (2.09pm): u said u had to wake up early

remus (2.09pm): yeah,,, i decided not to

sirius (2.09pm): oh?

remus (2.10pm): yeah i slept late

sirius (2.11pm): u said goodnight at 12 that isnt late

remus (2.11pm): yes but i had two essays to write and i thought i would just wake up early get them over with but decided to just stay late and do it then only

remus (2.12pm): so it was around 4am when i got to bed

sirius (2.12pm): oh u swot

remus (2.12pm): excuse me?

sirius (2.14pm): yea ur a big swot

remus (2.14pm): you don't even know me you can't just call me a swot like that

sirius (2.15pm): alright then,, by all means,, let me know u

remus (2.17pm): what

sirius (2.17pm): tell me things and stuff about u

remus (2.18pm): things and stuff

sirius (2.18pm): yes

remus (2.19pm): that's exactly what a bloke says after he sends his nudes to another bloke

sirius (2.20pm): I HATE U

sirius (2.21pm): why am i still talking to u :(

remus (2.21pm): ur just sad and lonely

sirius (2.22pm): kinda am,, don't tell that to james

remus (2.23pm): oh dear

remus (2.24pm): who's james

sirius (2.25pm): prongs

remus (2.25pm): what

remus (2.25pm): oh you call james prongs

sirius (2.26pm): ye

remus (2.26pm): i'm waiting for the day we reach level 5 friendship so you can tell me the story behind his nickname

remus (2.27pm): you know what,, i'm gonna go down & have something to eat & after we can brainstorm ideas to get back at wormtail for writing my number in a bathroom stall

sirius (2.28pm): wormtail,,, did that kid get bullied a lot in school bc of his name

remus (2.28pm): we call him wormtail,, it's sort of an inside joke that got stuck as his name

sirius (2.30pm): will u tell me about it

remus (2.32pm): when we reach level 5

sirius (2.32pm): fair enough,, also are we planning a revenge

remus (2.36pm): yes we are my good friend i'll see u after food

sirius (2.37pm): xx

remus (3.12pm): am back. my friend lily made the best lasagna

sirius (3.34pm): james' mum sent us aalo paratha

sirius (3.34pm): also i dont like the word lasagna

sirius (3.34pm): like,,, lasag na?

sirius (3.35pm): or lasa nay?

sirius (3.35pm): or lasagnia?

remus (3.37pm): dear god what goes in your brain

sirius (3.38pm): you dont even wanna know

remus (3.38pm): you're right, i don't.

sirius (3.39pm): ;(

remus (3.39pm): <3

sirius (3.39pm): :o!!

remus (3.40pm): :)

sirius (3.40pm): :)

remus (3.44pm): aight,, im gonna go & plan my revenge on wormtail

sirius (3.56pm): i'll let u know if i think of something good

sirius (3.58pm): see u xx

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saturday, october eighth

remus (12.23am): right so

remus (12.23am): pranked wormtail

remus (12.23am): may or may not be dead in a few minutes

remus (12.24am): will update soon xoxo

sirius (1.56am): lmfaoo wtf

sirius (2.12am): u alive wolf boy?

remus (2.15am): very much but im Regretting the day of my birth

sirius (2.17am): oh shit whats wormtail doin

remus (2.18am): uh

remus (2.18am): hard to explain but its not good

sirius (2.19am): lol

remus (2.24am): fuckin shit

sirius (2.36am): what did he do

remus (2.37am): we have this dodgy chem teacher,, we call him sluggy,,,,, and wormtail and i the other day hacked into his computer to find out hes a fuckin weirdo

remus (2.38am): by that i mean he gets off on feet pics

remus (2.38am): wormy sent him my number and now sluggys started up a bargain

sirius (2.56am): LMFAOOO WHAT

sirius (2.56am): I LOVE WORMTAIL

sirius (2.56am): SLUGGY WHAT THE FUCK HSJSJS

remus (2.59am): shUT uP stop laughing at my trials and tribulations

sirius (2.59am): omg hows sluggys bargaining power tho

remus (3.00am): hes an awful negotiator

remus (3.00am): help me get back @ wormtail

sirius (3.01am): i cant stop laufghing ohymgosh

remus (3.01am): :(

sirius (3.02am): sjsjjs ok ok ok so here's what we do

remus (3.02am): yes

sirius (3.02am): u send pics of wormtails feet to sluggy

remus (3.03am): could do,,,, yeah

remus (3.06am): oh is that it

sirius (3.10am): ya

remus (3.10am): huh,,

sirius (3.10am): i dont like ur tone

remus (3.11am): lmao what

sirius (3.11am): y do u sound condescending

remus (3.12am): i am condescending

remus (3.12am): idk why but u gave me major prankster vibes

sirius (3.12am): really!!!!

remus (3.13am): yeah

sirius (3.13am): wait what do u mean by "gave" dont i still give u major prankster vibes

remus (3.14am): no

sirius (3.14am): why not :(

remus (3.15am): bc u suck

sirius (3.15am): yeah cock

remus (3.16am): dude,,, big mood

sirius (3.16am): ha xx

sirius (3.24am): any updates on sluggy

remus (3.25am): yes hes ready to pay me £250 for feet pics,,, but "in erotic positions"

sirius (3.25am): omg wtf

sirius (3.25am): jesus crhist if i laugh any louder prongs will smack me

remus (3.26am): what does erotic positions mean

sirius (3.26am): hell if i know

remus (3.27am): "£500 or no deal"

remus (3.27am): i took pics of wormys feet

sirius (3.28am): omf

remus (3.28am): JSJSJS hes asking for my bank account lmFAO BYE IM DOING THIS

sirius (3.29am): DO IT GET THOSE DOLLA BILLS

remus (3.35am): the deed

remus (3.35am): hath been doneth

sirius (3.38am): omg,,,, i think im lov u

remus (3.38am): ;)

sirius (3.38am): xx

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sunday, october ninth

sirius (3.12pm): remus

sirius (3.12pm): remus

sirius (3.12pm): remus

sirius (3.13pm): remuusssss

sirius (3.13pm): remusususususu

sirius (3.15pm): hello :(

sirius (3.23pm): uh

sirius (3.47pm): hi hello how are u?? hi wow im good thank u for asking how are u?? gee im great thank u for asking how are u?? im well thank u for askinf for how are u?? im splendid thank u for asking how are--

sirius (3.59pm): i know we covered the mind boggling mystery behind lasagna but let me enlighten u with this:

sirius (3.59pm): fettuccine

sirius (4.00pm): tje word itself makes me want to rip my tongud oht,,,, fet u chee nee

sirius (4.01pm): or

sirius (4.02pm): fet u sine

sirius (4.02pm): like sine cos tan

sirius (4.25pm): am i annoyinf u

sirius (4.48pm): its been more than an hour good god man are u dead

sirius (4.59pm): i hope ur ok !!!!!!!

remus (8.04pm): hi!!!

remus (8.04pm): am not dead,,, v much alive v much ok thank u for ur concern

remus (8.04pm): fet u kine

remus (8.05pm): also ur not annoying me!! don't worry!

remus (8.05pm): hello hi how are u im absolutely spiffing and yourself????

remus (8.13pm): also who the fuck says mind boggling while texting i,,

sirius (8.16pm): remus !!

remus (8.17pm): sirius !!

sirius (8.17pm): i know it's not my place to ask but

sirius (8.17pm): wHERE haVw yOU BEEN I WAS WORRIED SICK

remus (8.18pm): hsjsjs sorry

remus (8.18pm): uh,, my fathers bit of a prick okay let's just keep it at that

sirius (8.19pm): oh shit i know how that is

remus (8.19pm): yeah?

sirius (8.20pm): have got a shitty father too,,, but spoiler alert,,,,, a shitty mother too

remus (8.20pm): ah fuck,,, just to be clear,,uh shitty as in??

remus (8.28pm): fuck sorry forget i asked where are u come back

sirius (8.30pm): im here!! dont apologize!!!!!!

remus (8.30pm): right sorry

sirius (8.31pm): ,,,,, dude

remus (8.31pm): oops

sirius (8.32pm): so are we talking about this

remus (8.32pm): a bit too early for our friendship, don't u think?

sirius (8.33pm): i do think

remus (8.33pm): hmm

remus (8.34pm): im a bit tired i think im gonna call it a night

sirius (8.35pm): oh yeah ok

sirius (8.35pm): uh are we ok

remus (8.36pm): yeah?? why wouldn't be

sirius (8.36pm): idk

sirius (8.37pm): feel like i made things weird

sirius (8.37pm): have i made things weird

remus (8.38pm): sirius u haven't made things weird we're definitely okay, alright?

sirius (8.38pm): oh

sirius (8.39pm): oh okay good thanks

remus (8.39pm): yeah?

sirius (8.39pm): yeah :)

sirius (8.40pm): is yeah our always

remus (8.41pm): ok goodnight

sirius (8.41pm): DJSJJS come back

remus (8.41pm): here

sirius (8.41pm): :)

remus (8.42pm): really kinda wanna sleep tho

sirius (8.42pm): oh shit yeah goodnight!!! sleep well!!!!!!!

remus (8.43pm): goodnight!! and u too!!!

sirius (8.43pm): talk tomorrow?

sirius (8.43pm): see u xx

monday, october tenth

remus (2.17pm): i cannot believe you made zero comments on my fet u kine

remus (2.17pm): also i didn't go to school today

remus (2.17pm): just bad boy tingz

remus (2.19pm): also aren't u up where are u

remus (2.19pm): oh shit ur prolly in class whoops sorry

sirius (3.45pm): here!!

sirius (3.45pm): was in class,,, my world history teacher rlly knows how to suck the soul out of me

sirius (3.46pm): fet u kine is more disturbing that las ag nay i henceforth and therefore choose to ignore it and make No remarks about it

sirius (3.46pm): JUST BAD BOY TINGZ

sirius (3.46pm): omg ur so,,,

remus (3.47pm): hi

remus (3.47pm): im so what u coward finish the sentence

sirius (3.47pm): ur so cute,, kinda wanna put a face to the name hey send me a pic pls

sirius (3.48pm): bold of u to assume i can finish my sentences

remus (3.49pm): that just made me laugh harder tjan ever dude whAt

sirius (3.49pm): djdjjs

remus (3.49pm): what's ur favourite color important question

sirius (3.50pm): that is a very important question i agree,,, i love all colors

sirius (3.50pm): but dont tell anyone i said that bc im punk rock and my REAL favourite color is black

remus (3.50pm): punk rock

sirius (3.51pm): yes

sirius (3.51pm): what's urs

remus (3.51pm): guess

sirius (3.52pm): orange?

remus (3.52pm): gross no

sirius (3.52pm): how is orange gross

remus (3.53pm): gives me donald trump vibes,,, creeps me out

sirius (3.53pm): cryinf

sirius (3.53pm): fair enough

remus (3.54pm): i like blue

sirius (3.54pm): oh my eyes sometimes turn blue

remus (3.55pm): what

sirius (3.55pm): yeah!!!

remus (3.56pm): what do u mean "sometimes turn blue"

sirius (3.56pm): idk james tells me they sometimes turn blue when im angry or being a downright bitch

remus (3.56pm): wicked

sirius (3.57pm): they're actually grey

remus (3.57pm): i have brown eyes :(

sirius (3.57pm): brown eyes are beautiful wtf!!!!

remus (3.58pm): so are grey eyes!!!

sirius (3.58pm): they are,, u should see them

remus (3.59pm): is that what u say when u send dick pics to boys

sirius (3.59pm): SHUT UP

remus (3.59pm): i just wanna know,,,, wHy

sirius (4.00pm): what's wrong with helping a bloke out

remus (4.00pm): oh my gof

sirius (4.00pm): fuck u

remus (4.01pm): u wish

sirius (4.01pm): :(

remus (4.02pm): :)

remus (4.02pm): oh lily and wormy are here we're gonna go egg this bloke's house bye

sirius (4.03pm): omg what why

remus (4.04pm): he's such a greasy git but i'll tell u one day ;)

sirius (4.04pm): what wait no dont leave me hanging tell me omg

remus (4.05pm): lmao that's what u get for sending me unsolicited nudes

sirius (4.05pm): I HATE YUO

remus (4.05pm): <3

sirius (4.05pm): :o !

remus (4.06pm): ur an idiot,, see u

sirius (4.06pm): bye have fun see u xx

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tuesday, october eleventh

sirius (9.06am): good morning

sirius (9.17am): or are u still asleep

sirius (9.34am): dont u have fucking class

remus (9.48am): hi!! good mornijg om alte for class sorhry tlak tobusoon

sirius (9.59am): my prof just walked into class as i read ur text and i laughed so hard she was glaring at me djjsjs

remus (11.12am): i'm glad my tribulations amuse you

remus (11.13am): i have gender studies in fifteen mins

sirius (11.15am): ooo have fun

remus (11.15am): hi

remus (11.15am): i'm walking lily to her class

sirius (11.15am): always the gentleman

remus (11.16am): oi i'll have u know,,,,

remus (11.16am): that im a bad boy

sirius (11.17am): do u wear leather jackets

sirius (11.17am): or is your motorbike your favourite medium of transportation

remus (11.17am): ... quite the opposite

sirius (11.18am): ha. thought so. also opposite how

remus (11.18am): sweaters and trains

sirius (11.18am): omg

sirius (11.18am): "iM a bAD bOY" headass

remus (11.19am): JDJS fuck off

remus (11.19am): oof lily is yelling at me and wants to know who i'm talking to

sirius (11.20am): tell her it's her mum

remus (11.20am): lilys mum loves me

remus (11.20am): she's looking at me so angry omg if looks could like kill i'd be sixnnnfdnhsi3jewkod

sirius (11.21am): eloquent as always, mr remus

remus (11.21am): hi im lily and hes currently trying to snatch his phone back but most improtantly who the fuck are you and what have you done to him hes always on his phone which is weird and new

sirius (11.21am): hi lily remus talks fondly of u im sirius and i suspect its my delectable charm

remus (11.21am): oh shit sirius heY MAN

sirius (11.21am): uh?

remus (11.22am): is it true you sent him dick pics? i always thought remus was taking the piss

sirius (11.22am): IT WAS A MISUNDERSTANDING ALRIGHT

remus (11.22am): omg,, unsolicited dick pics,,,,, not v charming of u

sirius (11.22am): pLEASE

remus (11.22am): LMAO sorry my class is here bye lovely talking to u dick pic boi

sirius (11.23am): it was nice talking to u too lily anD DID HE TELL YOU TO CSLL ME THAR

remus (11.23am): hi

sirius (11.23am): hi remus

remus (11.24am): so that was lily,,

sirius (11.24am): indeed,,

sirius (11.24am): she said "oh shit sirius" do u talk about me to lily

remus (11.24am): how can i not talk about u to lily,, or to anyone else for that matter

sirius (11.24am): remus :,)

remus (11.25am): after all you aRe the bloke who sent me pictures of his prick without me doing anything aT aLL

sirius (11.25am): REMUS :,(

remus (11.25am): JSJS I'M SORRY IT GETS ME EVERYTIME WHY WOULD OYU SEND DICK PICS TO A STRANGER

sirius (11.25am): WHY NOT

sirius (11.25am): james says ive alwahs been tje exhibitionist

remus (11.25am): oHMYGODJSKSK

sirius (11.26am): fuCK OFF

remus (11.26am): JDJS alright i'll fuck off,, class is just about to start see u

sirius (11.26am): have fun

sirius (11.26am): or not u big meanie

remus (11.26am): ;)

sirius (11.27am): xx

sirius (1.17pm): im in class and my prof brought her cat???? omg gotta love minnie

sirius (1.17pm): *image*

remus (2.10pm): u call ur prof minnie?? also cat !!

sirius (2.37pm): we have a good relationship she loves me

remus (2.45pm): liar she's prolly done w u and ur shit

sirius (2.51pm): ok fine maybe buT she does love me shes just in denial

remus (2.57pm): whatever u say

sirius (2.57pm): ;(

remus (2.57pm): <3

sirius (2.57pm): :o!!

remus (2.58pm): loser

sirius (2.58pm): xx

remus (5.24pm): hi so peter wants to lose weight and lily and i are supporting him by accompanying him to his daily walks

remus (5.24pm): watch me ditch them anything that involves walking distances with no such destination is something i am Not fond of

sirius (7.03pm): hello i had my cousin over for afternoon tea

sirius (7.03pm): good on u peter u can do it

sirius (7.03pm): its nice that u and lily are goinf w him for walks,, squad goalz

sirius (7.04pm): im the opposite

remus (7.12pm): hi

remus (7.12pm): afternoon tea sounds posh

remus (7.12pm): did u and ur cousin sit and have tea and finger sandwiches and scones and gossip about the new scandal in the family?

remus (7.13pm): kinda want to have a scone now

sirius (7.15pm): hello hi how was ur walk

remus (7.15pm): it was wild?? peter got chased by a dog

sirius (7.15pm): omg what

remus (7.16pm): yea djjs

remus (7.16pm): how was afternoon tea

sirius (7.17pm): exactly as u assumed

remus (7.17pm): omg rlly

sirius (7.17pm): im really fucking posh

sirius (7.18pm): james says i cant be posh if i wear a leather jacket and ride a motorbike hes posh too but

remus (7.18pm): oh so ur the bad boy

sirius (7.18pm): ladies' words,,,, not mine

remus (7.19pm): ur fucking gay

sirius (7.19pm): i knOW its wild

remus (7.19pm): so what was the scandal u and ur cousin were gossiping over tea

sirius (7.20pm): she got engagef to this middle class dude,, our families are really into,,, uh,, rich blood and that shit

remus (7.20pm): scandalous

sirius (7.20pm): precisely

remus (7.21pm): im nowhere near posh

sirius (7.21pm): good,, ive been trying to get away from the family traditions and the whole poshness

sirius (7.21pm): but somethings never really let go of u

remus (7.22pm): that was deep

sirius (7.22pm): that's what she said amen

remus (7.22pm): ur an idiot

remus (7.22pm): i have a test tomorrow see u later

sirius (7.23pm): oh good luck

remus (7.23pm): thank u !!

sirius (7.23pm): see u xx

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wednesday, october twelveth

sirius (4.38pm): hi

remus (7.16pm): test tomorrow

sirius (9.55pm): another test? yikes good luck

thursday, october thirteenth

remus (12.58am): thank u i need it

sirius (1.18am): why are u up u have a test tmr

remus (3.44am): fuck off

sirius (6.06am): wow ok good morning

remus (6.24am): ugh

sirius (7.35am): hope ur up my dude,,, dont get late for ur test

remus (7.37am): i slept for 12 minutes good morning

sirius (7.37am): oh

sirius (7.38am): hello ur gonna do great dont worry

remus (7.38am): will u buy me coffee

sirius (7.38am): no,, i have a feeling u've already had 27 cups of coffee,,,, u will die of coffee overdose

remus (7.39am): u can't overdose on coffee

sirius (7.39am): whatever u say bitch boy

remus (7.40am): bitch boy sounds like something u would say to ur submissive lover in sub/dom sex

sirius (7.40am): omg,,

remus (7.40am): will u still buy me coffee tho

sirius (7.41am): no if u die of coffee OD who will provide me my comedy relief

remus (7.41am): suck a dick and choke

sirius (7.41am): mmhmm love that

sirius (7.41am): also we've been friends for a whole week now

remus (7.42am): ur not my friend ur a nuisance

remus (5.29pm): hi my test went great

sirius (6.55pm): that's great xx

friday, october fourteenth

remus (2.37pm): good morning

sirius (4.12pm): h - ok,, good morning

remus (4.40pm): sleep well?

sirius (4.56pm): uh sleep ok

sirius (5.01pm): hey do i annoy u bc u called me a nuisance and idk if u were joking or

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sirius (5.01pm): oi prongs

prongs <3 (5.01pm): im literally sitting next to u wtf do u want im not getting up to get u beer

sirius (5.01pm): hah. no. uh listen need to talk to u about something

prongs <3 (5.01pm): once again,, im literally sitting next to u

sirius (5.01pm): no it'll be easier for me this way

prongs <3 (5.02pm): ok... what's it about

sirius (5.02pm): well,, i mean its a bit dumb but its been upsetting me for a while now

prongs <3 (5.02pm): it's not stupid if it's bothering u m8

prongs <3 (5.02pm): is this about the boy u sent ur nudes to? the one ur suddenly friends with

sirius (5.03pm): uh yeah

prongs <3 (5.03pm): jesus padfoot,, ur not in Love with him, are u?

sirius (5.03pm): wHAt no wtf we've been only talking for a week how can i be in love w him wtf

prongs <3 (5.03pm): oh so we're doing this?

sirius (5.03pm): doing what

prongs <3 (5.04pm): let me take u back to our fifth year,,, u "fell" for gideon prewett in less than two days

sirius (5.04pm): well,, summer love and all that shit

sirius (5.04pm): aH you pRICK WHYD YOU HIT ME FIXK YOU

prongs <3 (5.04pm): shut up bitch

sirius (5.04pm): :(

prongs <3 (5.04pm): <3 <3

sirius (5.04pm): :)

prongs <3 (5.04pm): right so what's the deal with ur call boy

sirius (5.05pm): h

sirius (5.05pm): i dont thimk u know what call boy means prongs

sirius (5.05pm): and hes not 'my' anything,, we're friends only

sirius (5.05pm): or at least i think we are,, idk if he considers us friends

prongs <3 (5.05pm): what do u mean

sirius (5.06pm): idk he called me a nuisance

prongs <3 (5.06pm): what the fuck? give me his fucking number??? i'll fucking track hom doWn and fucking punCH hiM why diD HE CALL YPU FJAT I'LL KILL HIM

sirius (5.06pm): oh god sjsksks

sirius (5.06pm): i said oh hey its been a week since we've been friends

sirius (5.06pm): and he siad ur not my friend ur a nuisance

sirius (5.07pm): but then he later texted me again so idk what his deal is

prongs <3 (5.07pm): padfoot maybe he was joking

prongs <3 (5.07pm): he could be just calling u a nuisance without any actual resentment behind?

sirius (5.07pm): u think??

prongs <3 (5.07pm): he wouldn't be texting u aFtEr he calls u a nuisance,,, that would be dumb of him, right? and if u really were a nuisance, he would've blocked your number ages ago

sirius (5.07pm): yeah,, maybe im overthinking for no reason,,, i guess ur right

prongs <3 (5.08pm): obviously

sirius (5.08pm): prat

prongs <3 (5.08pm): wanker

sirius (5.08pm): prick

prongs <3 (5.08pm): bitchass dildo faced twit

sirius (5.08pm): what tje fuck

prongs <3 (5.09pm): i learnt it from evans

sirius (5.09pm): who???? tje girl from the coffee shop,,,, your coworker,,,,,,,, yoU are in love with??

prongs <3 (5.09pm): fuCK OFF IM MOT IN LOVE WOYH HET

sirius (5.09pm): gee prongsie,,,, u sure sound defensive

prongs <3 (5.09pm): I SAID FUCK OFF

prongs <3 (5.10pm): ok but the dude who comes in to see her sometimes,, u should u know,,,, get it on with him

sirius (5.10pm): hES SO CUTE MAN

sirius (5.10pm): I WANT TO HOLD HIS HAND BUT I THINK HE HATES ME

prongs <3 (5.10pm): why would he hate you

sirius (5.10pm): i once said hi to him when u made me give him his coffee and he judt,,, stared

prongs <3 (5.10pm): prolly bc he finds u pretty

sirius (5.10pm): aw james you think im beautiful??? awww

prongs <3 (5.10pm): that's legit not what i said but go off

sirius (5.11pm): ok but ! will u put in a good word for me to him

prongs <3 (5.11pm): consider it done m8

sirius (5.11pm): thanks ily

prongs <3 (5.11pm): ilyt

sirius (5.11pm): now go get me beer

saturday, october fifteenth

remus (4.46pm): halloween halloween halloween halloween

remus (4.46pm): the best time of the year

remus (4.47pm): fucking cant wait

sirius (4.47pm): hello

remus (4.48pm): hi

sirius (4.48pm): halloween is fun but i prefer christmas

remus (4.48pm): boo u whore

sirius (4.49pm): whY AM I THE WHORE

remus (4.49pm): it is what it is

sirius (4.49pm): :(

sirius (4.50pm): whats so special about halloween

remus (4.50pm): tje chocolate and sweets, of course

sirius (4.50pm): of course

remus (4.50pm): and the parties

sirius (4.51pm): parties?? wow didnt really peg u for the partying guy

remus (4.51pm): ur correct im Not the partying guy but our friends, the prewetts, throw the best halloween parties

sirius (4.51pm): oh fuck

remus (4.51pm): what

sirius (4.51pm): oH fuCK YOU KNOW TJE PREWETTS????

remus (4.51pm): fuxk wait whaf

remus (4.51pm): oh shit tjis is bad

sirius (4.52pm): NOYHIS IS BLOODY AMSZONG

remus (4.52pm): are we talking about the same prewetts?

sirius (4.52pm): GIDEON AND FABIAN

remus (4.52pm): crap

sirius (4.52pm): WHAT WHY THIS IS AMAZING WE CWN MEEY EACJ OTJER REAL QUICK WE HACE COMMON FRIENDS AND YOURE PROBABLY GOING TO TJEOR HALLOWWEEN PARTY ABD SO AM I OBVIOUSLY

remus (4.53pm): it's just,,, im not necessarily comfortable with us meeting at this point

sirius (4.53pm): oh

sirius (4.53pm): thats fucking ok!!!!! wtf we can meet when ur ready

remus (4.54pm): ah cool thanks man :,)

sirius (4.54pm): no problem!!

sirius (5.16pm): ok but what do u look like

remus (5.17pm): u will know when the time will come

sirius (5.17pm): ah ok can i sejd u a pic of myself

remus (5.18pm): only if it's not nudes

sirius (5.18pm): I HATE YOU

sirius (5.19pm): *image*

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remus (5.20pm): LILY PETER HES HOT

lils (5.20pm): what

wormtail (5.20pm): huh¿

remus (5.21pm): THE BOY I TEXG HES HPT FUCKIJG HES LIKE,,, HOT PWLASE HELP ME

lils (5.21pm): woah there,, ur typing like pete

wormtail (5.21pm): lily :((

wormtail (5.21pm): aSlO whO are yuo taklinf about remuz qe're confsued

remus (5.22pm): hes so hot u guys

remus (5.22pm): fuck i havent replied brb

remus (5.22pm): wAIT WHAT DO I SAY FICK

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sirius (5.20pm): uh james

prongs <3 (5.20pm): what did u do now

sirius (5.20pm): why woukd u think ive done soemthing

prongs <3 (5.20pm): there's this energy around you,,,,

sirius (5.21pm): ok fair

sirius (5.21pm): LISTRN THO

sirius (5.21pm): i sENT HIM A PICTIRE OF ME AND HE HASNT REPLIED YET

prongs <3 (5.21pm): whAt anotHER dick pic?? sirius wtf

sirius (5.21pm): NOY A DICK PIC YOU BASTARD A PICTIRE OF ME

sirius (5.22pm): wAIY NO HE JIST REPLIED BRB

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remus (5.22pm): u really weren't joking about the whole bad boy vibes

remus (5.22pm): u have really pretty hair

remus (5.22pm): are u god

remus (5.23pm): how,, how do u have such pretty lips???

remus (5.23pm): kinda wanna kiss u uhh

remus (5.23pm): i refuse to believe this isn't a catfish

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sirius (5.23pm): jAMES HE CALLED ME ACATFISH

prongs <3 (5.23pm): send him more selfies

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wormtail (5.22pm): ???

lils (5.23pm): is he fuckin dead

remus (5.23pm): I VALLED HIK A CATFISH

wormtail (5.23pm): LNAOOOOOOO

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remus (5.24pm): i MEAN SORRY BUT

remus (5.24pm): YOURE REALLY GORGORYS YOU CANT BE REAL

remus (5.24pm): IS THIS PHOTOSHOP OR

remus (5.24pm): BECWUSE FUCK YOURE REALLY REALLU HOT

sirius (5.25pm): thank u omg?? no photoshop i swear u can tell me something to do and i can sned u a pic

sirius (5.25pm): i was scared u wouldn't find me good looking uh,,

remus (5.25pm): no its fine but woah ur,, fucking gorgeous

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remus (5.25pm): i called him gorgeous bye

lils (5.25pm): ur such a failure lupin

wormtail (5.25pm): at leasr he dodnt call him pretty as a victoroan bou,,,, rhat shit wad creepy

remus (5.25pm): that wasny me that was lockhart also fuck u two

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sirius (5.25pm): hi :)

prongs <3 (5.25pm): what now

sirius (5.25pm): he called me gorgeous :)

prongs <3 (5.25pm): oh nice

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sirius (5.26pm): its onlu fair i get to see u now

remus (5.26pm): im not exactly conventionally attractive lmao you Do Not want to see my face hhhg

sirius (5.26pm): liar also whys that

remus (5.26pm): bad car accident

remus (5.26pm): lots of scars

sirius (5.27pm): oh fuxk im so sorry???

remus (5.27pm): its fine!! djdjsj

sirius (5.27pm): okag well,, u shouldn't feel uncomfortable sending a photo of urself,,, at least not with me bc that would suck

remus (5.27pm): oh?

sirius (5.28pm): ya now tjat we're on friendship level 4

remus (5.28pm): that was pretty quick

sirius (5.28pm): yeah and we've talked for more than a week now and im guessing (hoping) u didnt want to kill me and u haven't blocked my number from ur phone yet so thaf means im prolly not leaving u alone now

remus (5.28pm): good bc im not planning on letting u leave so easily

sirius (5.29pm): well good

remus (5.29pm): good

sirius (5.29pm): james is calling me,, he prolly needs to whine and mope and cry about how his coworker is quite possibly the love of his life

remus (5.29pm): okay djsjns talk to u later then

sirius (5.29pm): xx

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saturday, october twenty second

lily (5.02pm): ...strange

peter (5.07pm): bery strnage

lily (5.11pm): he ever like this before, pete?

peter (5.12pm): as frr as i csn rememver.......... no

lily (5.12pm): right u are pete my boy

lily (5.12pm): right u are

peter (5.12pm): shoulf w3 meet up with this ""sirius"" bloke

lily (5.12pm): no i don't think that will be fair to remus (also how did a fucking 3 get there)

peter (5.13pm): didnt rmeus sau somethinf abo7t sirius knwoing gid snd fab (idk lils hobestly i.. dint)

lily (5.13pm): do u reckon we ask them

lily (5.13pm): peter what the fuck come on another number???? hOw

peter (5.14pm): i mena ad nuch a s i want to knwo,,,, woukdnt be fair ti our moony

lily (5.14pm): youre right

lily (5.14pm): god he seems so much happier tho?? like,,,

lily (5.14pm): sounds right out of a coming of age movie i

peter (5.14pm): lmfao renus reallt out herr livinf in a coming of age mobie

peter (5.15pm): omg same brsinwave,..

lily (5.15pm): LMFAO

lily (5.15pm): how come we've never heard of sirius

lily (5.16pm): i mean,, if he's friends with gideon and fabian then how come we've never met or cross paths or idk

peter (5.16pm): ngl but idfk lils

peter (5.16pm): thr brst we csn do is leave hin to it??? he DOES seme haopy snd u know what shit remus has veen through.. lrt him hvae this

lily (5.16pm): youre right,, aGain

peter (5.16pm): thabk u thsnk u

lily (5.16pm): how do u misspell the same word twice???

peter (5.17pm): i'll lrt u kwno whne i fund thr andwer out mysrlf

lily (5.17pm): do u want pizza

peter (5.17pm): the dya i say no is the day i wanf u to slip cyanide in my tea

sunday, october twenty third

lils (11.55am): RMEUS FUCKING LUPIN

lils (11.55am): I'LL FUCKUNF KILL YOU

wormtail (12.19pm): aka a deaf man

wormtail (12.19pm): *****deaD man whoops

remus (12.34pm): i didnt do it

remus (12.34pm): whatever it is that u think ive done,,, i didnt do it

lils (12.41pm): TRY FUCJING AGIAN

peter (12.46pm): lmfao

remus (12.47pm): lils i??? what

remus (12.47pm): pete wanna help me out here mate

peter (12.47pm): no

lils (12.47pm): DINT BRING HIM INTO THIS

wormtail (12.48pm): YEAH KEAVE HIM OUT OFNTHIS

lils (12.48pm): SHUT THE FUCK UP PETTIGREW

wormtail (12.48pm): the fcuk fid i do

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remus (12.48pm): LMFAO okay this guy at lilys work is sort of in love w her and i may or may not have slipped him her number

remus (12.48pm): this sounds shitty of me but it should be known that she has a crush on him

remus (12.48pm): checking his arse all the f u c k i n g time

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lils (12.49pm): LUPIN DO YOU HACE A DEATH WISH

lils (12.49pm): OR DO YOU WANT SOMEONES BLOOD ON YOUR HABDS BITCH

remus (12.49pm): i have no idea what ur talking about lils

wormtail (12.49pm): dif remus do somethunf illegal

lils (12.50pm): HE MUGHT AS WELL GAVE

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remus (12.50pm): as funny as this is sirius,,,,, i think im getting murdered tonight

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wormtail (12.51pm): whar fid he do liky

lils (12.51pm): someone,,,, sONEONe gsve potter my number.

lils (12.52pm): ????

wormtail (12.52pm): LNFAOODHSIE soRRY I CSNT STOP LAUFHINHG DSJJSS LFNAO WHAT

remus (12.52pm): HDJSUSUS POTTER

lils (12.52pm): RENUS WHY

remus (12.52pm): okaY 1) you hace NO proof i slipped potter ur number

remus (12.53pm): 2) so what if i did

remus (12.53pm): 3) well all know u like him too

lils (12.53pm): EZCUSE ME I DO NOT LIKE POTTER

lils (12.53pm): "so what if i did" BTCH I'LL KILL YOU

wormtail (12.54pm): lily our lvoe...our sun... thr lighr of out lives..... we knwo u like hin

lils (12.54pm): jUST BEACUSE i think he has a nice arse,,,doESNT mean im iN LOVE WITH HIM

remus (12.54pm): woah no one said love

wormtail (12.56pm): wherr did she go

remus (12.56pm): lmaoodhdidi im dying tonight aren't i

wormtail (12.56pm): oh yea

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remus (12.56pm): update she may or may not also be in love with him,, she sort of confessrd

sirius (12.56pm): what crap romance novel is this

remus (12.56pm): wow sounds like a complete shitty romance novel

remus (12.56pm): omg same brainwave

sirius (12.57pm): AGSYSYS whaT

remus (12.57pm): THERES THIS THING WORMTSIL SAYS

remus (12.57pm): same brainwave

remus (12.57pm): when he syas something almsot exactly similar to what someone hes talking to says / will say

remus (12.57pm): ive sort of picked up,, damn him

sirius (12.58pm): i love wormtail

sirius (12.58pm): he soubds amazing

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remus (12.58pm): sirius says he loves u

wormtail (12.58pm): dope i lvoe u 2 siruys

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remus (12.59pm): he says "dope i lvoe u 2 siruys"

sirius (12.59pm): siruys

remus (12.59pm): he makes a lot of typos,, its a whole thing honestly

sirius (12.59pm): shdhs what!! are u! up to

remus (1.00pm): i didnt have any classes today obviously so im at home,, finished this book i couldn't grt time to read but thats about it

remus (1.00pm): now im waiting for lily to come murder me on sight oR hug me

sirius (1.00pm): ur waiting for lily to come home and hug u??

sirius (1.00pm): omg ur cute?

remus (1.01pm): yeAh i feel like getting a hug

sirius (1.01pm): ask wormtail to hug u

remus (1.01pm): no he smells like cheese

sirius (1.01pm): ok well u should hug me

remus (1.01pm): oh??

sirius (1.02pm): mhm i smell amazing

sirius (1.02pm): and i give nice hugs

remus (1.02pm): guess i have no other option except to hug u now

sirius (1.02pm): yeah i guess,,

remus (1.02pm): wait how tall are u

remus (1.02pm): its important to know this if we hug

remus (1.02pm): but im assuming ur shorter than me

sirius (1.02pm): hello what the fuck "im assuming ur shorter than me" fuck off im sure im tsller than u

remus (1.03pm): im sure youre wrong

remus (1.03pm): bc im 6'4

sirius (1.03pm): i

sirius (1.03pm): h

sirius (1.03pm): oh mygof what

sirius (1.04pm): IM FUCKUNG 5'9

remus (1.04pm): omg shortass

sirius (1.04pm): BiTCH????? NO?

sirius (1.04pm): ur just,, fuckijg,,,,, a fucking coat hanger

remus (1.04pm): coat hanger LMFAO djsjjss

remus (1.04pm): youd prolly reach up to my shoulders or neck

sirius (1.05pm): hh n i c e

sirius (1.05pm): im not short youre a fucking ladder good luck trying to keep me from climbing up on u

remus (1.05pm): woah ;)

sirius (1.05pm): thats

sirius (1.05pm): thars not what i meant

remus (1.06pm): u do know i coukd like,, pick u up easily

sirius (1.06pm): boohoo buddy ur judt a couple of inches taller than me,, not a whole foot

remus (1.06pm): i guess we'll find out then

sirius (1.06pm): oh??

remus (1.07pm): mhm,, the halloween party is in a week, yes?

sirius (1.07pm): oh

remus (1.07pm): yeah

remus (1.07pm): uh is that okay?

sirius (1.08pm): YES

sirius (1.08pm): more than okay

remus (1.08pm): oh okay good

sirius (1.08pm): dhsjjs

sirius (1.08pm): i dont know what u look like tho

remus (1.09pm): dhdhhf u will soon

remus (1.09pm): i know what u look like so its ok i'll find u

sirius (1.09pm): bro that sounds gay

remus (1.10pm): oh does it now

sirius (1.10pm): i

sirius (1.10pm): am gay

remus (1.10pm): we been knew u idiot

remus (1.11pm): dhsjsj lily's homr omg gtg

sirius (1.11pm): wow don't die

remus (1.11pm): i'll try my best

sirius (1.11pm): uh text me if u make it out alive?

sirius (1.11pm): uh text me if u make it out alive?

remus (1.12pm): yeah duh??

sirius (1.12pm): okay :)

remus (1.12pm): :)

sirius (1.12pm): see u xx

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prongs <3 (1.12pm): ur so fucking pathetic

sirius (1.13pm): wtf??

prongs <3 (1.13pm): ur blushing and smiling at ur phone

prongs <3 (1.13pm): knowinh u,, ur talking to the bloke u sent ur nudes to,,,, u probably like him

sirius (1.13pm): i dont like him

prongs <3 (1.14pm): ur forgetting soemthing tho

sirius (1.14pm): and whats that

prongs <3 (1.14pm): ur a terrible fucking liar

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monday, october twenty fourth

sirius (4.47am): whar are u going as

sirius (4.47am): to the halloween party

sirius (4.47am): its in exactly a week

remus (4.49am): csn yuo dhut yhr fuck uo

sirius (4.49am): okay goodnight

sirius (9.12am): good morning!!! its a beautiful day

sirius (9.29am): no??

sirius (10.45am): wow this,,, man right here,,,,, he - he wow

sirius (11.09am): he sleep like a BABEY oh my gof

sirius (12.35pm): wake up im so bored james has gone for practice

sirius (12.35pm): answer me thot

remus (2.23pm): did u just call me a thot

sirius (2.44pm): hes alive !!!!

remus (2.46pm): unfortunately

sirius (2.49pm): woah there edgelord

remus (2.49pm): shut up fucknut

sirius (2.49pm): AHDHSJSJS WHAT???

sirius (2.49pm): FUCJNUT? I - SJSIS OH MY GKF

remus (2.50pm): ddhdjs

sirius (2.50pm): u,, mister remus sir,,,, are quite a thing

remus (2.50pm): oh am i now?

sirius (2.50pm): yes

sirius (2.50pm): wait don't u have any classes today

remus (2.50pm): no!! and therefore i slept in

remus (2.50pm): naturally

sirius (2.50pm): naturally

remus (2.51pm): im assuming u didnt sleep at all

sirius (2.51pm): u assume correct

remus (2.51pm): wanna share why

sirius (2.51pm): nnfhdhd nightmares

remus (2.52pm): oh those are awful im sorry :(

sirius (2.52pm): its ok ! usrd to it

remus (2.52pm): thats??? not good? at all??????

sirius (2.52pm): well djsjss it is what it is

remus (2.52pm): it doesnt have to be like this

sirius (2.53pm): yeah

remus (2.53pm): u can always tell me

sirius (2.53pm): yeah?

remus (2.53pm): yeah!

sirius (2.53pm): oh oksy,, thanks

remus (2.54pm): no worries

sirius (2.55pm): i dont feel like talking about it now..

remus (2.55pm): thsts alright sirius,, this goes st your own pace

sirius (2.55pm): thanks dude :,)

remus (2.55pm): :)

sirius (2.55pm): james is here and hes headed for work,, im gonna tag along for some discounted coffee

remus (2.56pm): are u,,,, supposed,, to get discounts on coffee

remus (2.56pm): from the coffee shop where ur best mate is an employee

sirius (2.56pm): uh no

remus (2.56pm): obviously

sirius (2.56pm): ;)

remus (2.56pm): smh see u soon

sirius (2.57pm): xx

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remus (3.01pm): do we have ketchup at home

wormtail (3.05pm): u

wormtail (3.05pm): ur AT home go chcek yhe kotchen

remus (3.05pm): hdhdjd no i dont wanna get up

remus (3.05pm): do it for me, will u wormy

wormtail (3.19pm): IM AY WORK

remus (3.19pm): :((

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remus (4.20pm): ha 420 blaze it

remus (4.20pm): god i felt like u as i typed that out

remus (4.20pm): also i realsied i didnt asnwer ur previous question

remus (4.20pm): im going as peter

remus (4.20pm): and lilys going as me and peters going as her

remus (4.21pm): lmfao

remus (4.39pm): arent u bsck from tje coffee sjop

remus (4.43pm): i miss u hhdhdh

remus (4.43pm): no homo tho

remus (4.59pm): akso heres a picture where u csn only see 1/4 of my face lmao

remus (4.59pm): *image*

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remus (4.59pm): i was bored so i sent sirius a picture of me

remus (4.59pm): if he doesnt find me pretty its all on u two

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sirius (5.38pm): i have NEVER

sirius (5.38pm): EVER said 420 blaze it to u and its beautiful that u know its a thing i do :,)

sirius (5.38pm): YOU GIYS ARE GOING AS EACH OTHER DJSJSJS LMFAO

sirius (5.39pm): james and i are going as wizards

sirius (5.39pm): i was coming back earlu but i decided to stay bc james was late for work snd the girl hes in lovr with was mercilessly insulting him it was lovely

sirius (5.39pm): u missed me?? thats gay

sirius (5.40pm): (i missed u too)

sirius (5.40pm): also

sirius (5.40pm): UH HEKLO??? WOW I

sirius (5.40pm): YOUTE FUCKIJG BEAUTIFUL??

sirius (5.41pm): YOU HAVE THE NOST CUTEST HAIR?? THEYRE SO CURLY

sirius (5.41pm): i can't see ur eyes clearly tho omg send a pic of ur eyes pls

sirius (5.41pm): IS

sirius (5.41pm): IS THAT A LIP RING

sirius (5.42pm): YOU DIDNT TELL ME YOU HAD A LIP RING

sirius (5.42pm): DO YOU KNOW HOW INSANELY HOT I THINK YOU ARE NOW

sirius (5.42pm): oh ky god im going to die i want to kiss u ndjdh

sirius (5.42pm): oh my god im goinf to die i want to kick u djdjsk

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sirius (5.42pm): HE SENY ME A PIC

prongs <3 (5.42pm): who

sirius (5.43pm): REMUS,, HE SENT ME A PIC

sirius (5.43pm): i coukd only see a tiny bit of his face tho bUT OH KY GOD JAMES

prongs <3 (5.43pm): ong,, is he pretty

sirius (5.43pm): pretty is an understatement

prongs <3 (5.43pm): NICE

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lils (5.41pm): u did what remus i

lils (5.41pm): has he said something

wormtail (5.41pm): ong yaeh tell us soon

remus (5.44pm): my phone jsut buzzed like 15 times im sure it's sll him

remus (5.44pm): i sjsjsjs im scared

wormtail (5.44pm): open his texts pussy

lils (5.44pm): sjsksks

remus (5.44pm): i?? okaydbdjsj

lils (5.45pm): tell us whqt he says!!!!

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remus (5.45pm): its hilarious that youre implying youve said 420 blaze it to other ppl

remus (5.45pm): i just know u thst well

remus (5.45pm): oh gof,, djsjss poor james

remus (5.46pm): akso uH thanks djsskkss!!!!! ya! curly hair babey

 remus (5.46pm): u?? want a picture of my eyes??

remus (5.46pm): *image*

remus (5.46pm): here's whay thry look like right now

sirius (5.46pm): YOU HAVE GOROGROUS EYES

remus (5.47pm): oh gosh thabk you HHH

remus (5.47pm): they're so plain tho??

sirius (5.47pm): nO they look so?? comforting i guess?? like,, Warm and soft

sirius (5.47pm): also u hsvr freckles

remus (5.48pm): yes i do,, on my shoulders as well

sirius (5.48pm): omg,, sjskksksjs

remus (5.48pm): hdjsjs

sirius (5.48pm): HWY DDINT YOU TELL ME YOU HAVE A KIP RING

remus (5.48pm): YOU NEVET ADKED?????

sirius (5.48pm): THATS

sirius (5.48pm): HWAT IM

remus (5.49pm): hOW DO I RANDONLU SAY "oh and btw i have a lip ring"

sirius (5.49pm): i dON T K WNO but i nearly had a cardiac arrest by how breathtaking u are

remus (5.49pm): my god thsts only like 1/4 of my face??? ssjsisjs im

remus (5.49pm): but thank u!!!!!!!

sirius (5.50pm): csn u imagine what would happen to me if i saw all of ur face,, like all 4/4 of it

sirius (5.50pm): i would die

remus (5.50pm): sjdksks drama queen

sirius (5.50pm): djdsjsj

sirius (5.55pm): ur really pretty remus,, honest

remus (5.55pm): thank u sirius

sirius (5.55pm): xx

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lils (6.07pm): so??

remus (6.08pm): he thinks im pretty :) 

lils (6.08pm): BEACUSE YOU A R E!!!

wormtail (6.08pm): awh hells yeah what pic did u send

remus (6.08pm): *image*

wormtail (6.08pm): waht yhe fcuk is he blinf u look like a,,, a Rat

lils (6.08pm): peter wtf

remus (6.08pm): biAtfh??? RHSJSI wtf djsjsjs ur the rat

wormtail (6.08pm): I WSA KIDIDNG BUT ok true

lils (6.09pm): ok but why didnt u use a pretty picture

remus (6.09pm): ok goodnight

lils (6.09pm): its fucking 6????

remus (6.09pm): did i fucking stutter

wormtail (6.09pm): i loce u remys

remus (6.10pm): love u too wormtail

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sirius (8.44pm): halloweens in a week

remus (8.45pm): it is

sirius (8.45pm): are u excited

remus (8.45pm): if we're meeting theb yes i am

sirius (8.45pm): okay good bc i am too

remus (8.46pm): good

sirius (8.46pm): i'll see u soon remus

remus (8.46pm): in a week

sirius (8.46pm): yeah

sirius (8.46pm): see u soon

remus (8.47pm): see u soon

sirius (8.47pm): xx

Chapter Text

tuesday, october twenty fifth

sirius (3.06am): remus?

sirius (3.06am): idk if ur up but i cant sleep

sirius (3.06am): james is passed out drunk

sirius (3.06am): oh my god getting pissed on a mondah night

sirius (3.06am): or tuesday morning

sirius (3.07am): do u think people who are named after stars die just as bright and beautifully as actual stars do

remus (3.07am): hey

remus (3.07am): hey u okay?

sirius (3.07am): hi!! why are u up

remus (3.07am): completing my assignment

sirius (3.07am): oh are u done??

remus (3.08pm): no !! but who cares lol

remus (3.08pm): so,, whats up

sirius (3.08pm): idk :((

remus (3.08pm): im all ears if u want to vent or rant

sirius (3.08am): its quite of a long story

sirius (3.08am): anf it gets a lil bit dark lol

remus (3.09am): i dont have anywhere to be

remus (3.09am): and ive got somr dark stuff too so

sirius (3.09am): ok ok

sirius (3.09am): so uh my parents werent the best

sirius (3.09am): by thst i mean they had fucked up ideologies and mindsets,,, im talking about racism, anti lgbtq+, uh inbreeding and arrangef marriages and i didnt agree with them AT ALL like never

sirius (3.09am): they also have lots of multinationals but they earn through sources of money laundering and fraud and embezzlement

sirius (3.10am): think of any corporate crime and i csn assure u my family has committed evrry single onr of tjem

sirius (3.10am): anyway they were pretty set on marrying me off to my cousin when i was 17 bc its a fucking coming of age tradition,, sort of like a rites of passage shit

sirius (3.10am): it should be known my parents have alwahs been abusive,, both physically and mentally

sirius (3.11am): it kinda fucking sucked lol

sirius (3.11am): uh,, my father woukd beat me with his belt?? and my mum would lock me up without anything to eat ajd drink for like a week

sirius (3.11am): please dont say anything right now i just need to get this out i want u to know all this u deserve to know how fuckef i am

sirius (3.12am): they found out i was gay wheb i was 15

sirius (3.12am): i started acting out after that,,, like going to clubs and uh sleeping with thr servant boys

sirius (3.12am): wheb i was 16 i overheard my parents talkijg about sending me off to a gay concentration camp

sirius (3.12am): can u fucking belueve thst??? in thr 21st fucking century

sirius (3.13am): anywyas i ran off before they got a hold of me

sirius (3.13am): i tried to get regulus to cone with me

sirius (3.13am): my brother

sirius (3.13am): but he was so fucking brainwashrd into believing all this mess

sirius (3.13am): and he wouldn't listen to me???

sirius (3.14am): just two months later i found out he died from a drug overdose

sirius (3.14am): so yeab im fucked up babey

sirius (3.14am): the nightmares dont stop

sirius (3.14am): im just glad james' family took me in

sirius (3.14am): oh god im sorry

remus (3.14am): why thr fuck are u sorry

remus (3.15am): sirius i dont know what to say

remus (3.15am): this is fucking terrible and im so sorry u had to go through actual fucking hell

sirius (3.15am): haha yea

remus (3.15am): thank you so much for trusting me with thid and feeling comfortable enough with me to share this

sirius (3.16am): hhh

remus (3.16am): okay listen to me

remus (3.16am): u are so fucking brave?? u endured LITERSL torture at such a very young age??

remus (3.16am): do u know how fucking proud i am of u?? so fucking proud

remus (3.17am): u are so brave and so strong and i respect u so much

remus (3.17am): im always here if u ever want to rant about this (or anything else)

remus (3.17am): youre so fucking strong sirius

remus (3.17am): its shit what u went through and i sincerely hope u dont blame urself for ur brothers death

remus (3.18am): he's in a much better place now

remus (3.18am): and don't fucking worry im trakcing ur parents down and fucking killing tjem

remus (3.18am): u deserve so much of a better childhood

remus (3.18am): dont ever be sorry for anything like this

remus (3.19am): ill fucking protect u

sirius (3.19am): thank you remus

sirius (3.19am): i really needed this

remus (3.19am): anytime sirius

sirius (3.19am): i think im gonna go sleep now

sirius (3.19am): once again,, thank u so much

remus (3.20am): u dont have to thank me,, im here for u

remus (3.20am): sleep well

sirius (3.20am): u too

sirius (3.20am): see u soon xx

sirius (9.54am): good fucking morning

remus (10.26am): morning!!!

sirius (11.45am): woah hes up??

remus (12.10pm): oh ha ha

remus (12.10pm): i had classes to attend

remus (12.10pm): apparently i cant miss out anymore classes :((

remus (12.11pm): or uh,, sleep through them

remus (12.11pm): how are u feeling?

sirius (12.49pm): shdjsjs omg

sirius (12.49pm): prof minnie brougbt her cat in again

sirius (12.49pm): *image*

sirius (12.49pm): im doing better!! thank u 

remus (2.12pm): i love prof minnie & her cat

sirius (3.00pm): at work and this lady keeps hitting on me?? dnsjjss ma'am i am gay

remus (3.49pm): reminds me of the time someone sent me dick pics bc they thought i wad questioning

sirius (3.55pm): STOP

remus (4.21pm): NEVER

sirius (5.45pm): james says its his right as my brother to know what u look like

sirius (5.45pm): (james did Not say that i just want to see u)

remus (6.03pm): *image*

remus (6.03pm): ur turn

sirius (6.37pm): youre so hot???? holy shit

sirius (6.37pm): ngnfjj im gonna die

sirius (6.37pm): i-???? ur lip ring?????? fuck

sirius (6.37pm): as requested

sirius (6.38pm): *image*

remus (7.26pm): fuck ur the one to talk??

remus (7.26pm): jfc ur a whole model

remus (7.26pm): ur beautiful? like wow

remus (7.26pm): what type of adonis shit is this

remus (7.26pm): ur hair???? i want to touch it

sirius (7.34pm): oh my god please touch my hair

sirius (7.34pm): theyre really soft

remus (7.40pm): fuck

remus (7.40pm): do they really reach ur shoulders

sirius (7.46pm): u cant see it well in the picture but they actually go past my shoulders,,, they touch my shoulder blades!!

remus (7.52pm): wow

remus (7.52pm): ur gorgeous

sirius (7.59pm): u??? are more??

remus (8.02pm): lies and slander

sirius (8.04pm): hdjdjs

sirius (8.04pm): can i call u?

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remus (8.04pm): he asked me if he coukd call me

remus (8.04pm): gYUS

lils (8.04pm): say yes!!

wormtail (8.04pm): ^

wormtail (8.04pm): also,, why hacebt u showb us whar he lookz luke

lils (8.04pm): ^ !!!!!!

remus (8.05pm): because,,,,,,, ;)

lils (8.05pm): wtf we wanna see ur mysterious dreamboy

wormtail (8.05pm): yeaj!!!!

remus (8.05pm): lmao No

lils (8.05pm): :(

wormtail (8.05pm): :((

remus (8.05pm): <3

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remus (8.06pm): yes!!

sirius (8.06pm): dhjsjs okay

[incoming call: sirius]

"..."

"..."

"hello?"

"oh, my god. hey. hi"

(laughs) "hey. hey, sirius."

"hey." (laugh) "hi."

"your voice is so nice." (muffled groan)

"oh, thank you. your voice is hot." (barely audible slap on the mouth)

"..."

"..."

"is it, now?"

"fuck... yeah. yeah, it is."

(laughs) "thank you, i guess. um, so..."

(clears throat) "yeah, hey. i just... uh, wanted to thank you for... you know."

"what? no. you don't need to thank me."

"no, no. i do. i was in a really bad place and prongs was fucking pissed. and you let me talk all about it. so... thank you for that."

"no, don't worry about it. anytime, sirius."

(bites lip) "you say my name nice."

(breathy laugh) "oh, do i? sirius. sirius, sirius, sirius, sirius."

(swallows) "yeah. remus."

"oh."

"..."

"say my name again."

"remus."

(grins) "yeah."

"..."

"..."

"for some reason i feel like i've seen you and heard you before."

"oh, my god. me too? like... i'm sure i've seen you in like a coffee shop or a restaurant or somewhere."

"yeah! have we met before?"

"i... i don't know?"

"i mean the chances are quite high, don't you think? with us knowing gid and fab... and hagrid's pub isn't even that far from where james and i live."

"i think so. oh, god, if we've met before and you ever tried to talk to me i would've just... stared at you. no answer, no response, just a fucking blank stare."

(laughs) "i would be the same. too stunned by your beauty to talk properly."

(buries face in hand) "god, you're such a suckass."

"yeah, i am, baby."

"i can hear you winking."

(laughs)

"you have a pretty laugh."

(bites lip to hide smile) "thank you."

"yeah."

"what are you up to?"

"oh, um. nothing, really... lily made dinner for us for the first time and it was... uh, borderline inedible. so, we've ordered pizza."

"wow, lily. oh, i can cook!"

"really? i'm a disaster in the kitchen."

"i learnt how to cook when i started living with james and his family. i'm quite the culinary artist, i'm afraid."

"you do know you're legally obligated to cook me dinner now?"

"of course. how could i not?"

(grins) "one time i tried to boil an egg, but it... burst?"

"oh, my god. what the fuck?"

(laughs) "yeah! god, it's a whole running joke here."

"i- i can't believe you burst a fucking egg... wow, you really are something."

"yeah?"

"yeah. you're, like, fucking amazing."

"says you."

"i know i am."

"so modest."

(grins) "you know it."

(rolls eyes) "are you also like this in person?"

"much worse, actually."

"nothing i can't handle."

"is... is that a challenge."

"mhm."

"i accept then."

"what? you're accepting a challenge to piss me off?"

(grins) "cannot believe you're implying it's a challenge for me."

(sighs mockingly) "you're right..."

"..."

"..."

"i don't actually annoy you or anything, right? i mean, if i do, you should tell me because i would hate to bother you and i really don't want to be annoying -"

"what? no. i was joking. you don't annoy me."

(sighs out of relief) "oh, okay."

"you're actually, uh, the highlight of my days."

(blushes and smiles) "whaaat? oh, remus, stop it."

(laughs) "twat."

"prick."

"rich coming from you... you sent me pictures of your prick."

"it's only fair you send me pictures of your cock now."

(unintelligible)

"what?"

(flushing) "sorry, i dropped my phone."

"you're a gay disaster."

"says you."

"true true."

"five days."

"shit, yeah!" (grins) "i'm excited, but also nervous."

"me too. it'll be really awkward."

"i know, right? or it'll be like when we're texting."

"no inbetween."

"hmm."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"i'm glad i sent you dick pics, remus."

"that's-" (laughs loudly) "god, don't say it like that. but yeah," (giggles) "i'm glad, too."

(laughing) "did you just... did you just giggle?"

"i don't giggle."

"oh, my god, you did. you totally giggled."

(rolls eyes) "shut up."

"make me." (bites lip)

(flushes) "okay. in five days."

(loses shit) "okay." (swallows)

"oh, the pizza's here. i'm gonna have to go."

"okay, have fun. enjoy your pizza."

"thank you. bye, sirius."

"bye, remus. see you soon."

[end call] (9.23pm)

Chapter Text

thursday, october twenty seventh

lils (4.13pm): remus

lils (4.13pm): potter just asked for ur number?

lils (4.13pm): he said its for his brother whos apparently gay and thinks u two might get on well

remus (4.32pm): potter is trying to set me up with his brother?

lils (4.47pm): yeah

lils (4.47pm): should i give it to him or

remus (4.49pm): i dunno

remus (4.49pm): do u guys think i should give it to him hhh

lils (4.49pm): okay wait wheres peter

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lils (4.49pm): look wormy and i have been talking about u and sirius and,,, we're just worried about you

remus (4.49pm): what do u mean

lils (4.49pm): its just,, we know you like him

lils (4.49pm): what if he doesnt like u back

lils (4.49pm): or maybe he does but you two have only known each other for not even a month

wormtail (4.50pm): we jsut donf wanf yuo to get hurt

lils (4.50pm): yeah

lils (4.50pm): what if u two arent able to make it work out

wormtail (4.50pm): or whar if hes actially a shit p3rson witg an extremely broinf perosnality

remus (4.50pm): you guys :,)

remus (4.50pm): you two are amazing and i really really appreciate ur concern

remus (4.50pm): thank u!!!

remus (4.50pm): but i talked to sirius the other day,, like on call

lils (4.51pm): woah whaf

wormtail (4.51pm): WYH DIDNFT YUO TELK UD

remus (4.51pm): trust me worms,, he does not have a shitty personality hes amazing

remus (4.51pm): but i guess u two are right?? lils i wouldnt mind if u give potter my number

remus (4.51pm): i think i do like sirius but im sure its not reciprocated so

remus (4.51pm): thanks you two <3

lils (4.51pm): <3 <3 <3

wormtail (4.52pm): lvoe yuo renus

remus (4.52pm): love u too peter

-

prongs <3 (6.23pm): oi padfoot

sirius (6.23pm): fuck off

prongs <3 (6.23pm): HDJSJS FUCK yoU

prongs <3 (6.23pm): i need u to answer this

prongs <3 (6.23pm): do u or do u not

prongs <3 (6.24pm): have a crush on ur callboy remus

sirius (6.24pm): jesus fuckign

sirius (6.24pm): DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT A CALLBOY IS JAMES POTTER

sirius (6.24pm): hes not MY anything

prongs <3 (6.24pm): right ok so do u or do u not

sirius (6.25pm): idk,, i guess i do

sirius (6.25pm): hes so nice james

sirius (6.25pm): and he sounds so smart? like u can tell it from his voice and the way he speaks??

sirius (6.25pm): he makes me heart go thud thud thud yanno,,

prongs <3 (6.25pm): sirius u ficking idiot ur heart is supposed to go thud thud thud or u would fucking die

prongs <3 (6.26pm): okay so,, ur whipped

sirius (6.26pm): yeah :(

prongs <3 (6.26pm): do u think he likes u back

sirius (6.26pm): i honestly dont know??

sirius (6.26pm): fucking hell im a mess arent i

prongs <3 (6.26pm): yeah u are but that's ok bc i love u

sirius (6.27pm): i love u too jimbo <3

prongs <3 (6.27pm): dont call me that fuckhead

prongs <3 (6.27pm): ok so seeing as u are completely and utterly a gay disaster for one boy named remus

prongs <3 (6.27pm): i got u evans' friends number

prongs <3 (6.27pm): the lupin kid

sirius (6.28pm): whats his name

prongs <3 (6.28pm): idk,, evans said his last name is lupin

sirius (6.28pm): whats up with evans and calling everyone from their last names

prongs <3 (6.28pm): honestly i dont know but can u believe she agreed to go out w me

sirius (6.28pm): fucking wild

prongs <3 (6.28pm): padfoot i swear to god,, shes the one

sirius (6.29pm): woah there jamie,, she said yes to the date,, not to ur marriage proposal

prongs <3 (6.29pm): shes beautiful isnt she

sirius (6.29pm): she sure is

prongs <3 (6.29pm): can u get me my protein shake from the fridge

sirius (6.29pm): only if u get me my charger

prongs <3 (6.29pm): okay

sirius (6.29pm): xx

-

sirius (7.43pm): james is at work and the love of his life (who also actually agreed to go on a date with him????? fuckinf wild) laughed at his joke

sirius (7.43pm): i swear to god his eyes turned into hearts

sirius (7.43pm): for the record,, that was My joke

remus (7.43pm): hey

remus (7.43pm): what was the joke

sirius (7.44pm): hi

sirius (7.44pm): 'where does a mansplainer get his water from?'

sirius (7.44pm): from a well, actually

remus (7.44pm): LMFAO YOU STOLE ANDY SAMBERG'S JOKE

sirius (7.44pm): FUCK

sirius (7.45pm): ok fine,, guilty as charged

remus (7.45pm): ur a fake hoe

sirius (7.45pm): :(

remus (7.45pm): <3

sirius (7.45pm): :0 !

sirius (7.45pm): heyhey can i call u when i get home?? in like,, 10 minutes

remus (7.46pm): yes!!!

sirius (7.46pm): ok!!!

[incoming call: sirius] (7.50pm)

"that wasn't even ten minutes."

(blushes) "i know, i couldn't wait."

(grins and bites lip) "oh, that desperate to talk to me, are you?"

(breathy laugh) "just a bit."

"..."

"..."

"are you walking home? you sound breathless."

"talking to you makes me go breathless" (barely audible slap on the mouth, muffled groan)

(flushes) "that... is so gay."

"you are so gay."

(laughs) "oh, what are we? five?"

"..."

"..."

"what were you up to?"

"you remember slughorn?"

"oh, my god. yes. the bloke with the feet kink, right?"

(giggles) "yeah! right, so. i'm quite rich, now."

(laughs loudly) "what the fuck? wow. are you still selling pictures of peter's feet?"

"mhm."

"does peter know about it?"

"nope."

(whistles) "i stand by what i said last night... you really are something."

(smiles) "so are you."

(blushes) "four days."

"yes! wow. feels like i've known you for like... ages."

"god, right?"

"yeah... i'm glad, though."

"me too."

"..."

"..."

"did you have any classes today?"

"yeah! i go to an art school and we did art theories. everyone found it boring, but i thought it was interesting. what about you?"

"i had english literature and philosophy today."

"you sound like a real swot."

"i'm not a swot!"

"yeah, you are. you probably, like... fold your socks, or something."

"..."

"oh, my god. you actually fold your socks. remus, i-"

"shut up! at least i'm not, like, four feet tall."

"i'm 5'9, bitch. just because you're a coat hanger in real life..."

(laughs loudly)

(smiles and bites lip)

"are you home?"

"yeah, i just reached."

"hey, i'm gonna go make dinner for myself."

"i'll come with you."

(laughs) "what?"

(grins) "don't hang up. i'm walking to the kitchen myself."

"how am i supposed to cook and talk to you at the same time?"

(rolls eyes) "put me on speaker, you loser."

"oh, peter's home." (unintelligible)

"hi, peter."

(grins) "oi, wormy. sirius says hi." (muffled) "he says hi back. he also said that he loves you."

"i love you, too, peter."

"and he kicked me out of the kitchen."

(smirks) "i don't blame him. you burst an egg."

"that was one time!"

"mhm, whatever you say, bitch boy."

"bitch boy sounds like something you would say to your submissive lov-"

"oh, god. don't finish that sentence."

(cackling)

"you're awful."

"you know it, babe."

(blushes) "i have a feeling you winked."

"i did, yeah."

(breathy laugh)

"honestly, you're such a bottom."

(unintelligible, a crash)

"woah, uh, you okay?"

"uh, i dropped my frying pan."

"did you get hurt?"

"no, but if you so want to talk about me being a bottom, i'm probably going to chop my finger off."

"..."

"..."

(laughs lowly) "you are such a gay disaster."

(flushes) "fuck off."

"what are you cooking?"

"uh, james wanted steak. our grill broke so i'm using a frying pan. #lifehack."

"i cannot, for the life of me, believe you said 'hashtag' in an actual verbal conversation."

(laughs) "get used to it, babe."

(flushes)

"..."

"..."

"..."

"sirius, when's your birthday?"

"november third."

"oh, that's quite close."

"yeah. when's yours?"

"tenth of march."

"nice."

"yeah."

"..."

"will you teach me how to cook when we meet?"

"we'll be at a party, but i'll sneak you off on my motorbike and, yeah, i'll teach you how to cook."

"you actually have a motorbike? i thought you were kidding about that."

(dramatic gasp) "how dare you? i'll send a picture when we hang up."

(smiles) "okay."

"..."

"..."

"it's been a whole minute since either of us said a word."

"i know. i'm quite comfortable with you."

(blushes and smiles) "yeah, me too."

"..."

"..."

"oh, lily's shift is almost over. i offered to pick her up."

"what a gentleman."

(rolls eyes) "i'll talk to you later, then?"

"yes, please. tell lily i said hi."

"only if you tell james i said hello."

"of course."

(grins) "see you soon, sirius."

(bites lip) "see you soon."

[end call] (9.15pm)

Chapter Text

sunday, october thirtieth

remus (3.47am): hey are u up

sirius (3.52am): hi why are yoU up at this hour

remus (3.52am): couldn't sleep

sirius (3.52am): why not

remus (3.52am): i mean i WAS asleep but had a nightmare :(

sirius (3.52am): oh no

sirius (3.52am): do u wanna talk about it

remus (3.53am): i mean im here aren't i

sirius (3.53am): do u wanna call?

remus (3.53am): no im prolly gonna breakdown & cry haha lolzers

remus (3.53am): i dont know where to stsrt from tho

sirius (3.53am): how about u start from the nightmare?

remus (3.53am): okay

remus (3.55am): it was just the same,, a few years back i got into a really bad car accident. it just me and my father and he was fucking tipsy,, not even proper drunk,,, and he refused to let me drive. he didnt see the other car coming round and i tried to swerve us but we toppled over. it was just that but we never topple over in my dreams. i always wake up when i swerve the car away and soemtimes when i dont,,, the dream goes on a loop. its fucking torture

sirius (3.55am): oh my god

remus (3.55am): apparently i was in a coma for a couple of months but when i did get home i found out my father had left me there,, like he left without me. some stranger called tje ambulance and stayed with me until my mum got to the hospital. he even met with me when i got better.

remus (3.56am): my father didnt even visit me once when i was in the hospital,, love that father son relationship that we have

remus (3.56am): i have scars everywhere sirius. everywhere. all over my body. all over my face. its fucking disgusting.

sirius (3.56am): oh my god im so fucking sorry

remus (3.56am): you dont have to be. honestly im just being a dramatic bitch,,, i feel like im overreacting

sirius (3.57am): FUCK NO???

[incoming call: sirius] (3.57am)

[call denied]

sirius (3.57am): what the fuck pick up tje call remus

remus (3.58am): i dont fucking want to

sirius (3.58am): okay i respect that

[incoming call: sirius] (3.58am)

[call denied]

remus (3.58am): you said you respected that bitch

sirius (3.59am): well i fucking lied pick up the call

[incoming call: sirius] (3.59am)

(snaps) "what?!"

"shut up."

"excuse me?"

"yeah, you heard me. shut up."

"sirius, what -"

"shut up, remus. listen to me."

"..."

"don't say anything. god... i - what you went through was hell. you are not overreacting. you're perfectly reacting. there's a different hell for all of us. and this one was yours."

"..."

"nothing i can say or do will fix or help you feel better... but i'm here for you. whenever you feel down or if the nightmares get bad... you can talk to me. i'm usually up till four in the morning, so it's okay. even if it's after that..."

"..."

"thank you for trusting me with this. it takes a lot of... courage and strength. to share something like this. thank you, remus."

"..."

"remus?"

(whispers) "thank you."

"anytime... i'll fucking protect you, too, man."

(laughs weakly) "what?"

(flushes) "you said that when i, uh, told you my shit. so. yeah."

(closes eyes, a smile, a tear) "goodnight, sirius."

"goodnight. see you soon."

[end call] (4.28am)

sirius (11.12am): REMUS

sirius (11.12am): TOMORROW

remus (2.34pm): SIRIUS

remus (2.34pm): YES OH MY GOD

sirius (3.22pm): IM SO EXCITED

remus (3.56pm): ME TOO

sirius (3.59pm): HDJDJDU

remus (3.59pm): are u busy rn?

sirius (3.59pm): no

remus (3.59pm): can i call u then

sirius (3.59pm): YES

[incoming call: remus] (3.59pm)

"hey."

"hi! how are you feeling?"

"much much better. thank you for... you know."

"no, you don't have to thank me. you did the same for me."

(bites lip) "still..."

"it's okay!" (grins) "pay me back tomorrow."

(laughs) "and how so?"

"oh, i don't know... maybe a kiss or a drink. it's up to you."

(swallows) "okay... i think i like the first, uh, method of, um, payment." (blushes furiously)

(smirks) "the first one? yeah, me too."

"yeah..."

"well, don't forget to do that, then."

"i don't think i can."

(bites lip) "is that so?"

"mhm..."

(squeezes eyes shut) "you're really pretty, remus."

(laughs loudly, blushing even more smh) "what?"

"i said what i said."

"you're an idiot... i guess it's part of the charm."

(smiles widely) "the charm?"

(rolls eyes) "yeah, the charm."

"i have a charm?"

"yeah, yeah."

(grins) "really?" (breathy) "thanks, remus."

"do you have a praise kink?"

(inaudible)

"hello?"

"fucking hell, mate, do you just whip out shit like that?" (imitating remus) "do you have a praise kink?"

(laughs) "what? you just..."

"i just what? i fucking ran into a wall."

"you what? i can't believe you ran into a wall. wow."

"shut up. it's your fault."

"no! no, it's not. you're just a disaster gay."

(defensively) "well, so are you!" (grins) "i can technically hear you blushing."

(blushing) "i don't blush!"

"oh, yeah? i bet when i tell you that i really want to kiss you will make you blush."

"no, i- ... wait what?"

(barely audible slap on the mouth) "fuck..."

(teasingly) "aw, you want to kiss me?"

"fuck off."

"oh, but, i really want to kiss you, too."

(smiles) "really?"

(smiles) "yeah."

"okay. that's good."

"yes, it is."

"..."

"..."

"i have to go, now. can i call you later?"

"okay. yes. yes, please."

(bites lip, grins) "okay. okay, i will."

"see you, sirius."

"see you soon."

[end call] (4.46pm)

Chapter Text

monday, october thirty first

sirius (4.58pm): i am eating ramen

sirius (4.58pm): they are: expired

remus (5.12pm): wh

remus (5.12pm): are u ok

sirius (5.16pm): they're not that bad ngl

remus (5.19pm): are u fucking ok

sirius (5.23pm): yEs just a few hours kiddo

remus (5.26pm): kiddo?? i could easily pin u against the wall

remus (5.26pm): a few hours!! im excited

sirius (5.28pm): oh??

sirius (5.28pm): n me too!!

remus (5.28pm): mhm ur like tiny

sirius (5.31pm): im not tiny

remus (5.34pm): pls.. ur like 2 feet tall

sirius (5.36pm): SHUT UP

remus (5.37pm): lmao when does the party start

remus (5.37pm): (when will u actually be there)

sirius (5.37pm): will u actually pin me against the wall fuck

sirius (5.37pm): the party starts at 9

sirius (5.37pm): (ill be there by 10)

remus (5.37pm): nice

remus (5.37pm): ur going as a wizard u said?

sirius (5.38pm): yes! prongs n i are wizards

sirius (5.38pm): he'll be wearing an invisibility cloak

sirius (5.38pm): but its just a transparent raincoat

remus (5.38pm): LMAO

remus (5.38pm): im dressing up as peter so im trying to find the most outrageous socks from his sock drawer

sirius (5.38pm): JSJS why

remus (5.38pm): peter has this thing

remus (5.38pm): HAVE I NOT TOLD YPU

remus (5.39pm): PETER HAS THIS THING WJERE HE WEARS LIKE BRIGHT MISMATCHED SOCLS

remus (5.39pm): HE HAS THE MOST RIDICULOUS OUTFITS HERES LIKE,,,, POPULAR IN OUR UNIVERSITY FOR TBAT

sirius (5.39pm): omg

remus (5.39pm): YEAH HDJDJS SO YOU'LL BE SEEIJG ME IN THAG

remus (5.39pm): oh god you'll be seeing me in that

sirius (5.39pm): im really fucking excited

remus (5.40pm): shut up

sirius (5.40pm): no

sirius (5.40pm): make me

remus (5.40pm): i fucking will

sirius (5.40pm): oh???

remus (5.40pm): mhm

sirius (5.40pm): shut up shsjjs

remus (5.41pm): can i call u?

sirius (5.41pm): yes please

[incoming call: remus] (5.41pm)

"hello."

"hi."

"how was your day?"

(smiles) "pretty uneventful... oh, wait, i quit my job."

"what? why? wait, what did you do anyways?"

"i worked at a library."

"..."

"shut up."

(grinning) "i didn't even say anything."

"i know what you were going to say."

(laughs) "why'd you quit?"

"it got a bit boring. you see, remus, i'm a man of wildness and adventure. a library is not an adventure."

"it sure is. libraries are so -"

"okay, we get it. smartass. you swot."

(laughs)

(grins) "tell me about peter and lily."

"well, peter... he's been my best mate since first year. don't know what i could've done without him during school. he smells like cheese, but that's okay because i love him. he's got the most wildest personality and even though it's not obvious, you'd find that out if he wants you to."

"he sounds nice. tell me about lily."

"he is. lily... actually, the three of us went to the same school, but we became friends with lily during fifth year. we both were prefects and had most of our duties assigned together."

"swot."

(grins) "shut up. lily is fucking great. she's like... she's sort of like my mum. she's helped me come out to my family, was there for me when i dealing with my father. yeah, she's an angel. lily's so fucking funny, but also scary. oh, you'd love her. there's something about you that i know she'd love."

(bites lip) "is that so?"

"yeah. i would love for you to get to know both pete and lily. it'd be great. like, almost all of my favourite people being friends? love that."

(blushes) "aw, am i a favourite people?"

"well, yeah, dummy." (grins) "tell me about james?"

"you're my favourite, too. james... he's, like, my brother. i've known him since first year and we instantly became best mates. he's got a bigger heart than he can keep, but he's painfully selfless and is always ready to be there for me. when i ran away... his family took me in without a second's hesitation. james... james is my real family. his mum and dad are my mum and dad. i love him and i would be nothing if not for him and his family. so. yeah. oh, and he's got a shit sense of humour, but it's fine because his laugh is funnier than most of his jokes."

"james sounds like a real gem."

"he is. remus! you would love him. i mean... i keep telling james how much you two would get on and how much he'll love you, but you two seriously would, like, click."

(laughs) "i'm sure. i guess we'll find out in a few hours, yeah?"

(softly) "yeah."

"..."

"..."

"wait, what friendship level are we on?"

"what?"

"you talked about them when we first started talking. friendship levels. you said you'll tell me the story behind your nickname. and james'"

"oh, yeah! i can't believe you remembered. we're on level 10."

"ah, nice."

"yeah! for the nicknames... james calls me padfoot because... uh..."

"did... did you - did you step on a pad?"

"I DIDN'T SEE IT. IT WAS ON THE FLOOR AND IT WAD UPSIDE DOWN SO THE STICKY PART GOT STUCK TO MY FEET AND I - STOP LAUGHING AT ME!"

(wheezing) "jesus christ."

"SHUT IT."

"i -" (starts laughing again)

"this was back in fourth year. name got stuck."

"how cute. you call james prongs, right?"

"yeah, oh, god. this is absolutely hilarious. this greasy git we don't like stabbed james with a fork on his arse."

"oh, my -" (wheeze)

"yeah, i was fucking livid in the moment, of course."

"of course."

"but it was hilarious after. he still has the puncture wounds. we never forgave snape for that."

"wait... snape?"

"yeah, the greasy git i mentioned."

"severus snape?"

"holy shit, yeah. how do you know?"

"he used to work with lily and i at our old job and outed me to everyone there. people weren't so, uh, accepting and fired me. lily didn't want to keep up with that bullshit so she quit."

"holy shit, what the fuck?"

"yeah, he always was a totaly shit to peter and made several inappropriate advances towards lily and insulted her when she repeatedly turned him down. when she made it clear she wasn't interested, snape thought it was because she and i were dating and tried to find quote, unquote prove why i wasn't worthy of her love. that guy literally was on crack. i cannot believe you had to endure him, too."

"jesus... we hated snape. god. fuck, i'm sorry."

"oh, no, it's fine. this was almost a year ago."

"still..."

"it's fine, sirius. but yeah."

"that's severus snape for us."

"that he indeed is."

"..."

"..."

"so, like, are you out now? like, out of the closet?"

"hm? oh, yeah. you?"

"hells yeah, baby."

(laughs)

(grins)

"peter and lily gave me nickname, too."

"what, really? you didn't tell me."

"i know. they called me moony back in school."

"moony... why moony?"

"it's dumb."

"tell me!"

"ahh, okay. okay. so. sixth year. my birthday. lily snuck in a bottle of red wine from god knows where belonging to god knows who... i - fucking hell - i got drunk and tried to 'skinny dip' in the bathtub but ended up slipping my arse off. my bottoms slipped down and, well... the name moony was born."

"oh, my god." (cackling)

"shut your trap." (grinning)

"i would have paid to see that."

"i think peter has a video of it."

"tell him to send it to me!"

"why?" (grinning) "that desperate to see my arse?"

(flushes) "you wish."

"no, you wish."

"shut up."

(grins)

(bites lip)

"..."

"..."

"sirius?"

"i like it when you say my name."

(blushes) "sirius sirius sirius."

"remus remus remus."

(soft exhale) "yeah..."

(swallows) "fuck, i really wanna see you. and kiss you. and maybe suck your dick."

(closes eyes) "... fuck. yes. me too. please. just a few hours."

"just a few hours."

"okay, i'm gonna go before... uh -"

"yeah, before we, uh..."

"yeah. okay?"

"okay."

"see you in a few hours, sirius."

"see you in a bit, remus."

[end call] (7.58pm)

Chapter Text

sirius (9.43pm): im leaving for the party!!

remus (9.43pm): lily wanted to get there early so im already there!

sirius (9.43pm): omg

sirius (9.43pm): ill be there in ten minutes

remus (9.43pm): omg okay okay

sirius (9.43pm): sjdjsjsjs

remus (9.43pm): text me when u get here?

sirius (9.44pm): yEs yes

[incoming call: sirius]  (9.58pm)

"hey."

(laughs nervously) "i'm here."

"oh."

"yeah."

"so... where are you, exactly?"

"uh, right outside the front door."

"is james with you?"

(bites lip) "no, he's gone to meet lily."

(blinks) "... my - my lily?"

"no, the girl i told you about. the one he likes. we call her evans, but that's her last name. she told him to call her lily the other day... that's groundbreaking, to be honest."

"..."

"hello? remus, have i lost you?"

"that's my lily..."

"...what?"

"lily evans is my lily and i'm assuming james is james potter which obviously means that you're... you're sirius black."

"... lupin?"

"stay right where you are."

"i -"

[end call] (10.18pm)

-

sirius isn't nervous. sure, he is shaking and sweating like mad, but it's probably the cloak he is wearing as a part of his costume. but, he isn't nervous nervous. well, not that nervous especially now that he's found out remus is actually the lupin boy james has been trying to set him up with... the same lupin boy sirius had tried to hit on once because of a massive crush he had on him when james had newly started his job at the coffeeshop.

remus has told him to stay put before hanging up abruptly just a minute before and sirius' brain is already going in a frenzy because what if remus doesn't like his in-person personality? what if remus thinks he is stuck up and annoying? a bit too much?

bolt back home?

stop it.

sirius can't think; he is jittery with nerves and excitement. the sudden realization that he is, in fact, actually really going to meet remus after fantasizing about it for two whole weeks hits sirius like a rock and the grin spreading on his face is hard to fight and so he unlocks his phone and scrolls far back, reading their first ever interaction ever, patiently waiting for remus to find his way out to him.

the front door swings open and remus steps out.

-

for a second, everything pauses. and then, it makes sense.

remus knows he has seen sirius somewhere and it does make sense. it's all clear, fucking perfect actually.

sirius black's best mate, james potter, works with remus lupin's best mate, lily evans, who also happens to know gideon and fabian who, obviously, happen to know peter pettigrew who coincidentally works at hagrid pub's where he 'wrote' remus' number in one of the bathroom stalls...

fucking peter.

"peter, you absolute knob..." remus mutters, downing the last of his beer. he pockets his phone and leaves the empty room he has locked himself in to answer sirius' call. "peter, you absolute unit, where the fuck are you?"

after minutes of scanning the packed dance floor, where every party usually finds peter, remus finally catches potter - james - laughing along with lily and peter.

"oi, lupin!" james exclaims, enveloping him in a big hug. remus laughs and mentally kicks himself at his own stupidity because, god, it is so fucking obvious.

"remus." he smiles.

james gives him a confused look, "uh, what?"

"my name... it's remus."

james eyes widens at the realisation, his lips trying (and failing) to form words, strongly reminding remus of a blowfish gasping. "wait... remus as in... the remus?"

remus bites his lip and gives him a sheepish smile, "the one."

"oh, my god..." james rubs a hand over his forehead. "where - where is sirius?"

"outside. waiting for me."

lily frowns, tired of being left in the dark. "remus, what is going on?"

sparing a glance at peter, remus grins. "something special, lils. i'll tell you everything soon enough, but first," he turns to peter who squeakes, "thanks, wormy."

he turns, ignoring lily and james' shouts over the loud music, feeling his phone vibrate in his pocket, remus brings it out and starts walking towards the front door.

wormtail (10.24pm): ok whar wad thaf

remus (10.24pm): u said u wrote my number on the bathroom stall at hagrids pub

remus (10.24pm): but u actually gave it to sirius didnt u

wormtail (10.24pm): aw fcuk u founf kut

remus (10.24pm): thank u for that

wormtail (10.24pm): gross,, (ur welc) go n kis ur boyf

remus shakes his head, fighting back a smile. sirius is standing outside the door, waiting for him and he is almost giddy with excitement.

he reaches towards the door and steps out.

-

sirius' head shoots up as remus steps out, closing the doot behind him. he looks absolutely ridiculously adorable in his mom jeans which are a bit too short, reaching just past his ankles, showing off his brightly mismatched neon socks. his hawaiin t-shirt already has a beer stain on it and sirius laughs, smiling fondly as remus crosses over to him, almost completely towering over him.

for a beat, neither of the two say anything in the favour of staring into each other - grey meets brown - taking in each other - remus' lip piercing, sirius' hair, the freckles on remus' nose, sirius' pink lips, remus' chipped black nail polish, sirius' broad shoulders.

"hi," sirius whispers, as if sharing a secret.

"hey," remus whispers back and it all was clandestine.

sirius laughs. "you're tall."

remus flushes, shaking his head. "you're just short."

"no," sirius walks a step closer and now their chests are almost touching and sirius can feel the oxygen from his chest leaving and he wonders if remus can feel his beating heart. "no," he says again, "you're tall and you're real."

remus, emboldened by sirius' close proximity, steps even further and slowly brings his hand up. "yeah, i am," gingerly placing his hand on sirius' left cheek, he bites his lip and lets out a breath. "i'm real and so are you."

and before sirius knows it or remus can process it, sirius has pushed remus up against the front door, standing up on his tiptoes, hands grabbing remus' neck down and he smashes his lip against remus' own and swears on all the stars that he sees heaven.

remus lets out a strangled moan and he grabs sirius by his hips switching their positions in a flash so that sirius' back slams the front door and their bodies are pressed tight, close and hot - god, so hot.

"fuck," sirius groans as remus moves down to kiss his neck, nipping and nibbling in his wake and sirius hands slip underneath remus' shirt, who gasps and shudders as the other boy rakes his nails down his back. "fuck, remus."

they're both panting, both embarrassingly hard, and remus moans unabashedly. "fuck, say my name again."

"remus, remus, remus, re - oh, god," remus had rolled his hips experimentally, "fuck, remus."

the heat, the friction and the feeling of remus so close to him is sending sirius into an overdrive. he's close and remus is breathing hard as if he's close as well and sirius screws his eyes shut and summons all his willpower to pull away from remus' sinfully godly lips.

"god, you're so hot." remus mutters, understanding sirius' message so pulls his hands from underneath his shirt, and presses them to his lips and sirius can't help but smile.

"shut up, i'm already hard as it is," to prove his point, he presses his crotch against remus' thigh and shudders. "but," he pulls back, "i don't want to make a mess of my costume... it's rented, you see."

remus snorts and nods. he's flushed and his lips are swollen and pink. "need to think of a major boner buster."

"i don't need to... you smell awfully a lot like cheese and that's enough of a major boner buster itself." he sniffs remus' neck and grimaces. "why do you smell like cheese, remus?"

"because!" remus splutters, "because i'm dressed as peter! he smells like cheese, i've told you this!"

the two are still pressed close and sirius grins. "weird."

"yeah."

"how'd you get the smell?"

remus matches his grin. "i rubbed all the cheese in the house all over myself. it was borderline disgusting."

sirius snorts, "you're dumb."

remus sighs in mock defeat, hanging his head down. "yeah, i guess i am... but, you did kiss me first, so who's really dumb here?"

"alright, you got me there," grins sirius.

"hey," remus shifts and sirius rests his hands lightly on his waist. "wanna move inside?"

sirius hums in response and cuddles closer. his, ah, problem is gone (thinking of peter in his arms instead of remus really did the trick) and he's sure he's never felt this comfortable, especially when he feels remus' arms encircling him.

resting his chin on top of sirius' head, remus asks, "hey, do you know who pettigrew is?"

"oh, yeah, he's the rat man."

"what?"

"the rat man. well, james and i call him the rat man... he's actually the bartender at hagrid's pub."

"why do you call him the rat man?"

"he always has a picture of his rat and he keeps showing it to us."

remus rolls his eyes, "it's a mouse."

"what?" now, it was sirius' turn to be confused.

"it's a mouse, not a rat. and that's peter you're talking about. my peter. wormtail."

sirius pulls to frown at remus. "well, that can't be right. he, uh, he actually gave me your number."

remus nods, "yeah, i figured."

"he also told me to tell you i found it in the loo."

"that's what he told me as well. but i figured it out when you called me just now."

a thoughtful look passes over sirius face, "why would he do that, then?"

"uh, my best guess is because he was mates with you and james and knew that james worked with lily and that i used to go there quite often and that you still do go there. we would've crossed paths and eventually figure it out anyways."

sirius hums. "and why would he ask me to say i found your number in the loo?"

"well, most probably because i would've blocked you the second you would have told me peter gave you my number. i always refused to be set up with."

"oh... and how did you react to that?"

remus pauses. "well, i never really did react. i just acted. i found him and thanked him and came to you... but, i'm happy he did that. he knew i wasn't interestingly in dating then."

"and... and now?" sirius voice sounds small.

"well, i did ask for sirius black's number, didn't i?" remus gives him a small smile.

sirius flushes, "yeah, but you didn't know me, did you?"

"you're right, i didn't. but, uh, yeah i am, um, interested in dating, now."

sirius bites his lip and clocks his head. "well, what a coincidence. so am i."

"something should really be done about this, don't you think?"

sirius nods gravely, "oh, i most absolutely do think, mr. lupin."

remus snorts, shaking his head, smiling, smiling so much, smiling too much. "you're an idiot."

he sighs in mock sadness, in mock defeat. hangs his head, resting it against remus' shoulder. "i am, aren't i? but who's standing in whom's arms?"

"whom's?," laughs remus. "but, well, i guess you have a point there."

sirius smiles and the stars in his eyes are brighter than his name. he steps on his toes and kisses remus softly and slowly. "oi," he whispers against his lips. "wanna date me?"

remus arches an eyebrow, "are you asking me to be your boyfriend?"

"well, what do you say, flower?" sirius winks.

"flower?" remus bursts out laughing, trying to untangle himself from sirius' embrace who only presses closer, kissing his neck, smiling against it.

"got you to laugh, didn't i?"

"you're such an idiot, i swear to god," remus grins, cupping sirius' face to kiss him properly.

"be my boyfriend, please?" sirius asks in his kiss.

"yes, yes."

-

the party is in full swing by the time remus and sirius make their way back inside. they find lily and james chatting animatedly and narrate their whole story and laugh about how they would have to meet, sooner or later and how they seemed meant to be.

they found peter on the dance floor (no surprises there) and sirius hugged him and thanked him and remus slapped him up across the head a bit too hard, but grinned at him all the same.

sirius now comes back clutching two cold bottles of beer and plops himself down on the sofa next to remus, who was watching james and lily dance. "hi, here you go."

"hi, thank you." he shifts so that his body is facing sirius. "james and lily kissed."

his eyebrows shoot up till his hairline. "no way," he says in incredulous disbelief.

"yes way," grins remus. "saw them snogging in the far corner."

"well, good on prongs."

"good on lils."

sirius shifts and scoots closer so that their half crossed knees are pressed together. "hey."

remus smiles for the millionth time, "hey."

"i'm sorry for not saying anything about pettigrew. and for lying about finding your number in the loo when pettigrew was the one to give it to me."

remus shakes his head, "you don't have to be sorry. i'm quite glad you didn't tell me or i wouldn't have gotten the opportunity to know you. that would've been a big shame."

"yes, that would've been quite a shame."

"hmm and peter's always been setting me up with the msot ridiculous people but hats off to him this time."

sirius sips from his beer and leans in close, strongly reminding remus of an excited child. "oooh, tell me all about it."

remus rolls his eyes, "he once set me up with arse called gilderoy lockhart... he was different, to say the least. god, he was a major jerk. and then he set me up with a fucking minor - hey, stop laughing - who wouldn't stop crying when i tried to end the date. do you know how hard it is to get little girls to stop crying?"

"how did you not know she was a minor?" sirius howls with laughter.

"she didn't look like a minor! how was i supposed to know. oi, you twat, stop laughing."

"fucking weird."

"yes, it was." remus takes a sip from his beer, smiling into his bottle when he sees sirius eyeing his throat. "eyes up here, black."

sirius rolls his eyes and presses closer, leaning forward, a silent request for a kiss and remus knows he has no choice but to kiss him. they pull away, eyes lingering on the other's lips.

remus laughs.

"what are you laughing on about, lupin?" but he's smiling at him.

"you."

sirius raises an eyebrow. "you're laughing at me?"

"no, you idiot. i'm laughing because of you. you make me laugh. and smile. and feel nice."

sirius flushes. "you too, moony."

remus blinks. "did you - did you just? call me moony?"

sirius doesn't answer, just stares back at remus.

"well, if that's how you want it to be, padfoot."

and when sirius smiles, the whole room feels much brighter.

they spend the rest of the party like this, sitting close, thighs and arms pressed together, blushing furiously and giggling uncontrollably when they would catch the other staring at them.

maybe it was the too many beers kicking in or maybe it was the other's presence near them, but the two could swear they have never felt this lightheaded and blissfully happy in a really long while.

many hours later, but still not enough, it is time to leave.

the party had come to an end a while ago and it was just remus and sirius, their best mates, some other close friends and the twins hanging out and drinking.

sirius grabs remus' hand, holding him back, letting lily, james and peter walk ahead of them.

lily turns, "remus, love, you coming?"

he stumbles and sirius catches him. "hm? oh, yes. i'll be right there. you guys go ahead."

"alright then, mate," james waves. "see you around."

"bye, james." he turns on the spot and giggles. "i am so drunk," he whispers.

sirius laughs, "yeah, you are."

"padfoot, 'm drunk on you."

"oh, god," sirius groans, lips twitching into a smile. "you really are drunk."

"on you."

"shut up."

remus winks, "make me, why don't you?"

"oh, my god."

"no," remus winks again, "it's remus."

sirius snorts and circles his arms around remus, holding him close. "moony."

remus hums, pressing further into sirius' arms. "i like it when you call me moony."

"i won't stop calling you moony then," sirius brushes over a golden curl.

"that's nice."

"i can't believe you're here." sirius presses a kiss to remus' hair, smelling vaguely of flowers.

"me neither. i like this."

sirius hums in response, tightening his arms around remus.

"so, d'you still wan' to be my boyfriend?"

frowning, sirius pulls away. he cups remus' face and forces to look into his eyes - grey meets brown. "what are you on about?"

"i mean, d'you still wan' to do this?" remus muttered.

"well, of course. why - why are you asking this?"

"hmm, i dunno. i guess i thought you wouldn't really want to be with me."

"of course i want to be with you. remus, listen to me. i really like you. and i think i will like you for a really long time. i do want to be your boyfriend, but only if you want."

"i do want. want you. uh, you. to be mine," he stammers. "uh, my boyfriend. i mean."

sirius laughs, "okay then."

"okay... kiss me?"

the soft plea, the hands in his hair and the nose nudging against his is something so precious it makes sirius heart ache and so he does kiss remus as much as he can until james calls out at them to knock it off.

they laugh lightly against each other's lips, the moment unstolen and safe. linking hands, they make their way to the trio waiting for them and hug each other tight. "when will i see you again?" sirius murmured against remus' shoulders.

"soon," he kisses on top of sirius' head. "sooner than you know it."

sirius smiles and remus smiles back. he gets in the car with lily and peter, rolls down the window, shoots his head out and leans up to give sirius another kiss, ignoring the hooting and groans of their friends. "soon, yeah?" remus pulls back and pushing a lock of hair behind sirius' ear.

sirius nods and bites his lip to hide his smile. "yeah. see you soon, remus."

Chapter Text

tuesday, november first

sirius (9.05am): wait did that happen or

sirius (9.05am): or was i high again

sirius (9.05am): LISTEN

sirius (9.05am): that was the best thing ever to happen wake up loser

sirius (10.26am): wake uuuuuuuppppp not cool, not living for this :(

sirius (11.58am): seriously how do u sleepnthis much

remus (11.58am): hey

sirius (11.58am): why the fuck are u up so early

remus (11.58am): OH so uve got a problem when im up early but uve also got a problem when im sleeping in,, suck my arse

sirius (11.58am): bro no joke i will

remus (11.59am): o h.,

remus (12.03pm): last night was the best thing ever to happen for me as well tho

remus (12.03pm): how are u not hungover

sirius (12.03pm): james is like... how do i word this... a mum

remus (12.03pm): ,,, understandable

sirius (12.04pm): yeah,,, how are u feeling

remus (12.04pm): weird

remus (12.04pm): but a good weird

remus (12.04pm): like,, im feeling light n breezy n warm?

remus (12.04pm): kinda wanna kiss u again

sirius (12.04pm): kinda wanna kiss U again

remus (12.05pm): haha gang

sirius (12.05pm): ur such a loser

remus (12.05pm): ya but u Kissed this loser sooo

sirius (12.05pm): cant believe u fkn checkmate-d me

remus (12.06pm): lmfao whoops

remus (12.17pm): lily got w james???????????????¿¿

sirius (12.17pm): WHAG

sirius (12.17pm): JAME S DODNT SAY ANYTHINF

remus (12.17pm): lily just told me omf i -,,,

sirius (12.18pm): i thought they just kissed?

remus (12.18pm): me too?????? but apparently not

sirius (12.43pm): lily might b coming over tonight will u come

remus (12.43pm): u ask as if u dont already know the answer

-

"i got it!" sirius shoves past an extremely exasperated james to the front door, wanting to be the first one to greet remus (and lily, he shrugs inwardly) inside. he pauses suddenly, running a hand through his hair, taking a deep breath before calling out, "who is it?" so nonchalantly that will have anyone (and maybe even himself) believe that he is calm, completely cool and collected, if not for the erratic beating of his heart.

behind him, james rolls his eyes.

"uh? just open up, you twat." comes lily's voice, which is followed by a soft snigger that sirius can pin down as remus'.

remus.

he yanks open the door, smiling at lily, not quite looking at the boy standing behind her. stepping back, he allows them in, giving lily a big hug and barely glances at remus, hoping to hide the flush on his cheeks. "hiya, remus."

"hallo, sirius," remus gives him a smile just as shy as his.

james groans, "just fucking snog already. enough with the foreplay." his arms are around lily's waist, chin resting on the top of her head, both slightly pink in face.

sirius painfully tears his eyes away from the boy in front of him to glare at james, desperately wishing his face isn't as red as it feels. grabbing remus' hand, who bites his lip to hide his smile, sirius is feeling ridiculously happy and sunny as he tugs remus towards his room.

he closes the door behind him, rolling his eyes at james and lily's snickering and finds himself standing too close to remus and it takes everything in his willpower to not to stand on his tiptoes to plant a big kiss on the other boy's lips.

"hi," sirius whispers. it's just the two of them in his room and sirius feels if he talks any louder, this moment will dissipate.

"hey," remus whispers back, grinning softly at him. today, he's dressed in a grey hoodie with black jeans. he's playing with the cuffs of his sleeves and sirius gently pries it out of his long fingers, quietly lacing them with his own.

"i just, uh, wanted to ask something... if you don't mind, that is?" sirius is unable to take his away from the sight of their hands - remus slowly tangling their fingers together, detangling them, circling his wrist, brushing over his knuckles, wrists, palms and then lacing them back together.

"i don't mind..."

"hmm," sirius hums. "well, i was just wondering..." he trails off, leaving remus hanging.

remus pauses playing with sirius' hands and lets out an indignant sound, "what's with the suspense, you todger? do go on, i'm listening."

he grins, and it's all alright. "have been wondering about if you'd like to be my boyfriend? or as the romantics call it, my lover?"

a lovely blush bloomed high on remus' cheeks. he leans in, tilting his head just so, and lets out a breathy laugh. "do you mean as the historians call it 'my companion'? yes, i'd like that very much, sirius."

sirius lets out a breath, "okay, good. because i was worried you'd have changed your mind after last night."

"but i said yes when you asked the same question last night."

"exactly."

remus smiles softly, "what do you mean?"

"well, you were really drunk." sirius deadpans

remus gasps, "um! so were you? you were more drunk, if i recall correctly-"

"no, you don't recall correctly," sirius interrupts him and tries covering remus' mouth with his hand, "stop trying to recall correctly."

remus laughs, pushing his hands away from his face. "loser."

"no, you're the loser."

"okay, then jokes on you, you're dating this loser." he retorts.

sirius takes his hand, walking them both to his bed ("my, my, my, mr. black. you're so scandalous!"). "seems like i am," sirius hums happily as he flops into his bed.

remus joins him, "seems like you're what?" he pulls sirius' blanket over him and totally doesn't inhale the overwhelming sirius-scent coming from it.

"dating you." sirius says, slightly leaning over him.

the other boy grins. "yeah, it looks like you kinda are. no takebacks." he leans forward.

"no takebacks," sirius whispers before pressing his lips to remus' who brings up his hands to cup his face with one and hold his neck with the other.

sirius, gripping remus' hoodie, shifts even closer, deepening their kiss, and to his surprise, remus pulls him over his lap, sliding a hand down to grip his waist.

"that's hot," sirius mumbles, kissing him once, twice and then some more. and then kisses him again when remus laughs softly. "also you're hot. and really cute. shut up," he says when remus pulls away probably trying to call sirius cute (which he doesn't have to - sirius already knows), and then kisses him again.

"i didn't even say anything, you weirdo."

sirius pulls back, his lips red and face flushed. he stares at remus, his messy hair, pink soft lips and his crinkled hoodie, thanks to him. "no, but i do know you quite well."

remus flashes him a smile and he is perfect. "you're right. you do know me quite well." he yanks sirius down towards him from his shirt and kisses him some more.