Archive of Our Own ^beta

Surfing the web is wasteful
Especially pagan sites
Nothing unique or tasteful
And theft of copyrights
Maybe there's nothing of value,
Except for the value of play…

Nothing is as funny as the bashing of the bunnies
On the forums.
No one is as bitchy as the teenage newbie witchies
On the forums.
     When the moderators
     Won't enforce the rules
     Mental masturbators
     Often lose their cool.
Trolling for the fluffies who quote from Charmed and Buffy
On the forums.
Register a new ID, that's the perfect game for me
On the forums.
     If I had Aladdin's lamp, I'd wish them away
     Until they're gone, here's what I have to say:
Nothing is as funny as the bashing of the bunnies
On the forums.

Flamewars go well with witchcraft
These are the Burning Times,
Practice my skills at bitchcraft—
These aren't the learning kind.
What could be sweeter than burning…
Just burning the bunnies away.