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Feb 8th, 5:19 pm

Denki Kaminari created a chat with Hanta Sero, Eijirou Kirishima, Kyoka Jiro and 15 others!!

Denki Kaminari has named the chat to "Category Uno-Ayyy"

Denki Kaminari: hellooo calss 1-A!!

Tenya Iida: Greetings, fellow classmate!! May I ask why you have created this groupchat??

Izuku Midoriya: Oh!! Hello, everyone!!

Kyoka Jiro: oh no, bad idea-

Momo Yaoyorozu: Class*

Denki Kaminari: im glad you asked, class* rep!! Sero, if you please??

Hanta Sero: yo!! so, I told Kaminari to make a groupchat for us all, since it’s kinda important we all have a place to talk

Eijirou Kirishima: OH I SEE!! LIKE THE BAKUSQUAD GC??

Denki Kaminari: exactly!! speaking of, where is our Lord Explosion Murder??

Mezo Shoji: Kitchen, he told me to tell you all to “shut up or I will personally kill you all, except Kiribro.”

Ochaco Uraraka: omg!! thats so cute!!

Denki Kaminari: thx shoji :)

Mezo Shoji: No worries, if anyone is up for training, I’ll be at Training Grounds Beta.

Rikido Sato: omw shoj :)

Eijirou Kirishima: AH, THANKS FOR TELLING US, BROJI!! I’LL GO TALK TO HIM, EVERYONE, DON’T WORRY ABOUT IT!!

Izuku Midoriya: Say hi to Kacchan for me!!

Eijirou Kirishima: WILL DO, DEKUBRO.

Tenya Iida: Well, Kaminari, Sero, I’m quite impressed you two thought of this idea!! How lovely of you. But, what is this “Bakusquad” you speak of??

Hanta Sero: oh sweet child

Denki Kaminari: so innocent

Mina Ashido: whats up b****es!!

Mina Ashido: oh, for real??

Denki Kaminari: sorry Mina, but Koda is here :)

Koji Koda: (＾0＾)

Toru Hagakure: smile for Koda

Mina Ashido: :)

Denki Kaminari: :>

Rikido Sato: :D

Hanta Sero: :P

Izuku Midoriya: ^-^

Kyoka Jiro: :)

Mezo Shoji: :3

Momo Yaoyorozu: :)

Yuga Aoyama: ✨:)✨

Mashirao Ojiro: :)

Toru Hagakure: Mashi!!

Mashirao Ojiro: Toru!!

Yuga Aoyama: ✨Yuga!!✨

Mina Ashido: get a room smh

Shoto Todoroki: They are both currently together in the common room, so, they have a room, Ashido.

Izuku Midoriya: Oh, hello, Todoroki!!

Shoto Todoroki: Hello, Midoriya. :)

Yuga Aoyama: ✨I know you’re all ignoring moi✨

Rikido Sato: y’all have DMs for a reason smh

Mezo Shoji: y’all

Rikido Sato: I will punch you right now I stg Shoji

Mezo Shoji: ᕠᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗᕡ

Tsuyu Asui: Did Shoji just make his own emoticon??

Tsuyu Asui: ribbit

Tenya Iida: Asui, do you always send “ribbit” after every message??

Tsuyu Asui: Call me Tsu.

Tsuyu Asui: ribbit

Tenya Iida: I see, apologies Tsu!! Well then, I believe we should alert Sensei Aizawa about this chat, and perhaps add him into this??

Denki Kaminari: so... name changes??

Hanta Sero: oH yes!!

Kyoka Jiro: you better not do anything inappropriate, JammingWhey

Denki Kaminari has changed Kyoka Jiro’s name to emo girl

emo girl: I hate you

Denki Kaminari: <3

Denki Kaminari has changed Mina Ashido’s name to like glue... but spícy

like glue... but spícy: thank u!!

Denki Kaminari: yw!! :D

Sero Hanta has changed Eijirou Kirishima’s name to KIRIKIRI KIRIKIRI

KIRIKIRI KIRIKIRI: HELL YEAH!! NOTHINGS MORE MANLY THAN BEING NAMED AFTER TETSUBRO!! THANKS SEBRO!!

Hanta Sero: anything for you, Kiribro!!

Denki Kaminari has changed Tenya Iida’s name to father

father: Excuse me, Kaminari??

Denki Kaminari: we love you, single parent of 1-A <3

Izuku Midoriya: <3

Ochaco Uraraka: <3

Shoto Todoroki: <3

Tsuyu Asui: <3

Rikido Sato: <3

Hanta Sero: <3

Momo Yaoyorozu: Ahem??

Hanta Sero has changed Momo Yaoyorozu’s name to Mother

Mother: Better. But, I must disclose, Iida and I are not in a relationship!! :)

father: As Yaoyorozu says, we are not together... but for now, we will have to be the parents of Class 1-A.

father: Kaminari, why do I not get a capital letter for my username??

Denki Kaminari has changed Tsuyu Asui’s name to phroggit pheet phrank

Ochaco Uraraka: pAHAHAHAHAHALDLSMDFM

father: Kaminari?? Will you please respond??

phroggit pheet phrank: I approve.

phroggit pheet phrank: phribbit

Izuku Midoriya: Is anyone else confused at Asui’s name??

phroggit pheet phrank: Call me Tsu.

phroggit pheet phrank: phribbit

Ochaco Uraraka: its an inside joke, Deku. ill DM you it if Denki says its okay??

Denki Kaminari: *thumbs up!!*

father: Kaminari!! Will you please respond to me??

Yuga Aoyama: ✨Welcome to my world✨

Denki Kaminari has changed Yuga Aoyama’s name to can’t stop simping

can’t stop simping: ✨At least I have been noticed!!✨

Rikido Sato: ofc we notice you, Yuga, we just love to tease you!!

Hanta Sero has changed Rikido Sato’s name to Type 3

Type 3: f*** you im coming for those elbows right now

Mezo Shoji: He is currently on his way to pummel you, Hanta.

Hanta Sero has changed Mezo Shoji’s name to Octonauts

Octonauts: Prepare for trouble.

Type 3: make it double

Hanta Sero: guess ill die

Denki Kaminari: lmao rip elbows

emo girl: we will miss u

like glue... but spícy: 4ever and ever

Hanta Sero has changed Izuku Midoriya’s name to BIG BOY DEKU DEKU BOY

BIG BOY DEKU DEKU BOY: I am really confused??

Denki Kaminari has changed Ochaco Uraraka’s name too Kirby

Kirby: omgg Denki!! <3

Denki Kaminari: <3

Hanta Sero has changed Toru Hagakure’s name to Can’t ya see

Can’t ya see: now do Mashirao’s!!

Hanta Sero has changed Mashirao Ojiro’s name to Whom??

Whom??: Oh for... really?? Am I that forgettable??

Type 3: ...

Octonauts: ...

Denki Kaminari: ...

Kirby: ...

Fumikage Tokoyami: Of course you aren’t forgettable, Mashirao, I believe you to be one of my closest friends, amongst a few others...

Whom??: Aww, thank you so much Fumi!!

Denki Kaminari has changed Fumikage Tokoyami’s name to emo bird

emo bird: You are most welcome, friend...

emo bird: WHAT!!

Hanta Sero has changed emo bird’s name to goth bird

goth bird: ...<3...

Hanta Sero: <33

Mother: You all seem to be playing nice, can I trust you all to keep an eye on Koda while I go out??

can’t stop simping: ✨Of course we shall✨

Denki Kaminari: yep yep!! have fun w your date!!

Mother: Wait, how did you-

Denki Kaminari: ;)

goth bird: Speaking of...

goth bird has changed Koji Koda’s name to precious bean

precious bean: ^•^

Kirby: aWWW!!

Octonauts: He is rather adorable...

goth bird has added Dark Shadow to the group!!

goth bird: Thank you for Admin, Hanta...

Hanta Sero: ofc hunni

Dark Shadow: hes blushinnn!!

BIG BOY DEKU DEKU BOY: Dark Shadow, hi!! I didn’t know you had a phone??

Dark Shadow: fumi got me one last week, hes so sweet honestly!!

precious bean: hi <3

Dark Shadow: KOJIIII

Hanta Sero has changed Dark Shadow’s name to precious bean 2

KIRIKIRI KIRIKIRI: YOUR STILL CHANGING NAMES??

father: You’re*.

Type 3: how’s Bakugo, Kiribro??

emo girl: oh yh, does he need anything??

KIRIKIRI KIRIKIRI: HE SAID HE IS DOING FINE THANK YOU!! HES JUST NOT FEELING WELL ENOUGH TO TALK ON HERE!!

Octonauts: As long as he is feeling good, then all is well :)

Whom??: I’m surprised this chat is so active.

Shoto Todoroki: I agree, usually we would stop talking by now and would go study, or train.

Denki Kaminari: your hot then your cold

Hanta Sero: your yes then your no

Kirby: you’re in then you’re out!!

BIG BOY DEKU DEKU BOY: You’re up then you’re down :)

like glue... but spícy: your wrong when its right

goth bird: It’s black...

precious bean 2: and it’s white!!

Type 3: we fight!!

Octonauts: We break up :(

Can’t ya see: we kiss...

Whom??: we make up...??

Shoto Todoroki: This seems to happen almost every time I walk into the Common Room. Is it a song??

Denki Kaminari has changed Shoto Todoroki’s name to Hot N Cold, Katy Perry

Hot N Cold, Katy Perry: I see. I will not be a moment.

phroggit pheet phrank: He is listening to it as we speak, sorry I was late for my part in the song!!

phroggit pheet phrank: phribbit

Can’t ya see: its oki Tsu!! Mashirao filled in!!

Octonauts: I can hear it. What have we done??

Denki Kaminari: we have created a monster :>

Hanta Sero has changed Denki Kaminari’s name to Electric Pazas

Electric Pazas: y’know what?? im not even mad... but that means I gotta do your name, as we agreed!!

Hanta Sero: gogogo!!

Electric Pazas has changed Hanta Sero’s name to tape is’nt cool

tape is’nt cool: now that’s just mean-

tape is’nt cool: yOU SPELT IT WRONGDJDHSJDSJSK

Electric Pazas: makes it better hkBBGgrbagCKu

emo girl: so... is that everyone??

Electric Pazas: @everyone have we named you all??

Octonauts: Yes.

father: I have been named, yes.

Mother: As have I.

BIG BOY DEKU DEKU BOY: Hello!!

Type 3: yup

precious bean: ^3^

Hot N Cold, Katy Perry: It’s a good song, I’d say.

Can’t ya see: Mashirao and I have been named!!

Whom??: Reluctantly...

goth bird: My alias will have to do for now...

Kirby: I love Kirby!!

tape is’nt cool: fake gamer girl

can’t stop simping: ✨oui✨

phroggit pheet phrank: ribbit!!

KIRIKIRI KIRIKIRI: YEAH, WE LOVE TETSUBRO!!

precious bean 2: Koda and I match 😎

like glue... but spícy: last but not least, Pinky!!

tape is’nt cool: wait, that’s only 19 of us... we’re missing one.

Whom??: But who??

Octonauts: Whom??

Whom??: I hate you all.

BIG BOY DEKU DEKU BOY: Kacchan!!

Electric Pazas: ohh duh!! Bakubro wasn’t active today... let’s see...

goth bird: It wouldn’t be wise to mess around with Bakugo’s name, Kaminari...

Electric Pazas has changed Katsuki Bakugo’s name to💥 explosive diarrhoea💥

emo girl: @💥explosive diarrhoea💥

can’t stop simping: @💥explosive diarrhoea💥

Octonauts: @💥explosive diarrhoea💥

Kirby: @💥explosive diarrhoea💥

💥explosive diarrhoea💥: What is it!!??

💥explosive diarrhoea💥: ...

💥explosive diarrhoea💥: dunCEEE FAAAAAACE!!

Electric Pazas: oH FUSJSHSHSSHFKAJSJ

Electric Pazas: SSNSNS

Electric Pazas: IAOWEKDJS

Electric Pazas: AJSBZKWTOFIAHW72is71iwjsh

Type 3: f to pay respects

goth bird: F...

emo girl: f

precious bean: f

like glue... but spícy: f

Octonauts: eff :>

can’t stop simping: ✨f✨

father: As we have a practice exam tomorrow, I highly suggest that you all get some rest, now. Goodnight!!

Everyone went offline :(

goth bird is online :D

goth bird: Revelry in the Dark...

Chapter Text

Feb 10th, 11:15 pm

father has changed the group name to "Class 1-A"

Electric Pazas: you ruin everything, dad

father: Do not call me dad, please.

Electric Pazas: sorry father

father: I'm going to bed, it's been a long day. I trust that you will also sleep, Kaminari??

Octonauts: Don't worry, father, Kaminari and I are currently talking, but decided to go to sleep soon.

father: Very well! I bid you a good night.

Octonauts: So, Kaminari, how does this work again??

Electric Pazas: nalrighty, so, if you look on the right side of your screen, people are in groups depending on the roles Hanta and I have given them

tape is'nt cool: that way, when we want to get everyone in a certain group, we can ping them without pinging everyone, but being quicker than doing all of their names separately... you following??

Octonauts: I believe so, thank you Sero. Aren't you meant to be asleep, though??

tape is'nt cool: yeh, just w/ mina rn, she says heleoiafoejaa2qefad

Electric Pazas: um,,, what??

Type 3: Maybe it's a code...??

tape is'nt cool: hiiii! its Minaaa, phones ded :(

BIG BOY DEKU DEKU BOY: Why can I hear Sero and Mina fighting...??

Octonauts: I'm guessing it's because she took his phone. You should be in bed, too, Sato.

BIG BOY DEKU DEKU BOY: Oh!! That's not good-

Type 3: I was, I was... just heard buzzing is all.

Octonauts: Hurry along then, if I'm honest, we all probably should. Last of the exams are tomorrow, of course. G'night all :)

Electric Pazas: nightnight big guy ;)

Type 3: You too, Pikachu ;)

Electric Pazas:  i meant shoji fdjfdshb you too sugarmun

Type 3: *waves*

Feb 11th, 3:00 am

Electric Pazas: @thesleeplesshomies

goth bird: Greetings...

emo girl: yo kami

Can't ya see: heyhey squad

goth bird: Denki, I am currently with Shihai Kuroiro from class 1-B, as we were spending time together in Dark Shadow and my dorm, we didn't see the time fly. Coincidentally, this means he has to sleep here. Is it alright for my brother of the Darkness to join in the conversation??

Electric Pazas: yeah ofc!! i'd add him here, but i should tlk to dad about it first. might just make a year 1 hero group chat... hmm...

goth bird: Greetings, sleepless souls of class 1-A ~ Kuroiro

goth bird: Yes, he is worse than me... ~ Tokoyami

Can't ya see: so confusing!! hello Kuro, it's nice to meet you properly!!

emo girl: yeah, you seem really nice, Kuroiro

Electric Pazas: its great to have you here, Shihai!!

3:10 am

Can't ya see: kurooo...?

goth bird: Do not fret, apologies on the late response... Shihai nearly had a breakdown. ~ Tokoyami

Electric Pazas: s*** is he okay??

goth bird: Yes, I am fine, thank you... I merely do not understand how you can all be so nice to me on a first meeting... thank you so much for your hospitality... ~ Kuroiro

emo girl: anytime, dude. we love and appreciate everyone in 1-B as well :)

Can't ya see: we love you as one of our own, kuro :D

goth bird: ...you too... ~ Kuroiro

goth bird: He's blushing, I think... It's hard to tell. ~ Tokoyami

Electric Pazas: thats amazing omg-

emo girl: shut up smellnki

Electric Pazas: that was really bad, you must be tired smh

goth bird: Is this how they always act?? ~ Kuroiro

Can't ya see: pretty much, yeah. I swear they're dating by now!!

goth bird: Oh?? Is this true, Denki?? ~ Tokoyami

3:17 am

goth bird: Denki, are you still awake?? Perhaps, Jiro, can you confirm of you and Denki's relationship?? ~ Tokoyami

Private DM's of Kyoka Jiro and Denki Kaminari!!

Kyoka Jiro: hey

Denki Kaminari: hmm??

Kyoka Jiro: about what Toru said, I'm sorry, she keeps saying we should date and stuff, and it's getting quite annoying tbh

Denki Kaminari: its fine!! shes just messing around, i know its not true!! :D

Kyoka Jiro: good, good :))

Class 1-A Group Chat!!

emo girl: hey sorry, phone died briefly!! nah, Toru's just making things up again ;-;

goth bird: Ah, pardon my intrusion as well, it was out of line to ask of that anyways. ~ Tokoyami

emo girl: is allllll good!!

Can't ya see: yeaaaah but its obvs you like each other...

goth bird: I feel like I shouldn't talk right now... ~ Kuroiro

emo girl: nah, it's fine, Kuro... Toru's always making stuff up, don't worry :)

goth bird: Speaking of, where is Toru?? ~ Tokoyami

Electric Pazas: muted her for an hour for spreading rumours >:)

emo girl: fair enough lmao

Whom??: I am here to inform you that Hagakure wants to be able to speak, and it incredibly sorry for what she said... And I am also really, really tired.

Electric Pazas: s***, hey Oji... uhh sorry that she woke you up cuz of me-

goth bird: Mashirao, I hope you may re-enter your slumber as soon as possible!! ~ Tokoyami

Whom??: It's not your fault, Kami, don't worry. She's still apologising though aha

Whom??: Thank you, Fumikage. But I'm unsure if I will be able to sleep easy now ;-;

Can't ya see: IM SO SORRY KYOKA BAE AND KAMINARI IM SOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSORRY!!

emo girl: its fine, bae

Can't ya see: oh im unmuted!! :D

Can't ya see: thank you, real bae~

Whom??: It's fine, Toru :)

emo girl: so, why did you ask us all if we sleep much?? @Electric Pazas

Electric Pazas: ah, yes!! okay so, the sleepless homies role is for those who rarely sleep or have nothing to do when they cant sleep, so i can get everyone on to talk!! and i wanted to help with anything to do with bad sleeping patterns/problems :D

goth bird: That is incredibly kind of you, Kaminari... ~ Kuroiro

emo girl: yeah... thank you jammingwhey!!

Electric Pazas: its okay everyone!! imma call it... "Denki Kaminari's Midnight Escapade!!"  or something... does that sound good??

goth bird: No. ~ Tokoyami & Kuroiro

Can't ya see: nope

emo girl: it's awful

Whom??: That isn't a very good name, no...

Electric Pazas: wellll, its a work in progress!! so... would anyone like to talk to Dr. Pikachu about why they cant sleep??

Can't ya see: actually, id like too... if thats okay??

Electric Pazas: of course!! take your time :>

3:42 am

emo girl: you've been typing a little while, bae, you okay??

Whom??: I'm currently with her in the common room, she's fine, do not fret!!

emo girl: ahh, good!!

Private DM's of Denki Kaminari and Hanta Sero!!

Denki Kaminari: sero

Denki Kaminari: sero

Denki Kaminari:  sero

Denki Kaminari: SERO

Denki Kaminari: HANTA SERO

Denki Kaminari: HANTA "CELLAPHANE" SERO

Denki Kaminari:  @Sero Hanta

Sero Hanta: whAAAAT!?

Denki Kaminari: youre close too Jiro, right??

Sero Hanta: yeh, our mums are close friends, so i've known her a while longer than most here... is that why you woke me up?? >:(

Denki Kaminari: nonono, its just like, you know i like her, and you also talk to Hagakure a lot, so i wondered if you spilled it??

Sero Hanta: nah, wouldn't do that to you, babe. Toru is a rlly good observer tho. Maybe it's just obvious to her?? I dunno, but man, you really need to ask Kyoka out!! You always talk about her, you blush sometimes when she makes fun of you, she's never talking about you, you both have great banter... I could go on, but I won't... but I could ;) - Edited

Denki Kaminari: wait she always talks about me??

Sero Hanta: PAHAHAHA I dunno what you mean, anyways I need sleep. G'night, Outlet!!

Denki Kaminari: you whore you edited your mesSAGEE FHFASIVLNS!!

Class 1-A Group Chat!!

Can't ya see: okay so, ive been invisible since birth, which means light travels through my body, making it unable to be seen by anyone, including myself... which also makes my eyelids invisible to me as well. and that is incredibly hard to sleep with, even if its pitch black, or i have something over my eyes/face (which i dont like anyways, it makes me feel claustrophobic and just- hh!! its hard. im sorry if this is just silly, but ive never talked to anyone about this before, putting it in the group chat is kinda scary- but Mashirao said it would be good for trust, so um- yeah!! i love you all, class 1-A!!

goth bird: I am so, so sorry, Hagakure... I hope you can work through this somehow. ~ Kuroiro

emo girl: that's awful, bae. I'm always here for you, oki??

Electric Pazas: can always PM me Kure, okay?? :D

Electric Pazas: but thank you for telling us!! did it feel good to share??

goth bird: Just as Kuroiro said, I hope you can get through this eventually, and until then, I am here to help!! ~ Tokoyami

Whom??: We're all here for you, Toru. I promise <3

Electric Pazas: awWWWEE!!

Can't ya see: thank you- thank you all so much!! i love you all @thesleeplesshomies + my loving boyfriend @Whom?? idc what you say, the class shall know!!

emo girl: we all kinda knew,,, but congrats!! I am over the moon for you both!!

Electric Pazas: does that mean less tail for me??

Whom??: I'm afraid so, though I suppose you always have class that you can... touch it??

Electric Pazas: this is bullying ;-;

emo girl: kaminari's face rn:

Electric Pazas: i-

goth bird: Don't hide from your true self, Pikachu... or should I say, Pichu. ~ Tokoyami

Electric Pazas: Fumi bro, i- dfsybgfmandf

Can't ya see: i didn't know Tokoyami was a pokemon kid

Whom??: You learn a lot about people at the most ridiculous of times.

emo girl: well thats cool

Whom??: Not to be a buzzkill, but we all really should try to get some sleep... perhaps we could all hang out in the common room, quietly, until we feel more tired??

emo girl: thats actually a nice idea, Ojiro, omw!!

goth bird: As are we, Kuroiro hopes to not be an intrusion. ~ Tokoyami

Can't ya see: im coming back Mashi~

Electric Pazas: look behind you, Jiro!! hehe

emo girl: you're so dumb smh

Feb 11th, 7:00 am

father: Rise and shine, 1-A!!

Hot N Cold, Katy Perry: Good morning, father.

father: Even you, Todoroki?? No capital letter??

can’t stop simping: ✨Bonjour~✨

Mother: Reading up in the chat, I hope you all eventually got some sleep!! And Toru, hun, I am here to talk if you need as well :)

Octonauts: She knows faces :o

Type 3: Um, guys?? Come to the common room...

father: @Electric Pazas @emo girl @goth bird @Can't ya see @Whom?? UPSTAIRS, MY ROOM, NOW!! AND SOMEONE HELP KUROIRO GET BACK TO HIS DORM!!

precious bean 2: uh oh, Fumi's in troubleee!!

goth bird: Revelry in the dark!! ~ Kuroiro

Chapter Text

Feb 12th, 9:23 am

Private DM's of Kyoka Jiro and Momo Yaoyorozu!!

Kyoka Jiro: heya YaoMomo, got a sec??

Momo Yaoyorozu: We are in class, Kyoka dear. Is this important??

Kyoka Jiro: i mean, kinda. too me it is. a bit. i think... IDK!!

Momo Yaoyorozu: Hey hey, calm down a second. Eraser Sensei can not see my phone from here.

Kyoka Jiro: okok, gimme a sec too type it all oUT-

Momo Yaoyorozu: Take your time :)

Private DM's of Denki Kaminari and Hanta Sero!!

Denki Kaminari: babe

Denki Kaminari: you alive

Denki Kaminari: i can see you bb

Hanta Sero: heyo babe, whats up??

Denki Kaminari: yo!! okay, so you said that Jiro always talks aboot me, correct??

Hanta Sero: correctamundo, your point being??

Denki Kaminari: okay broski, so like, valentines day is in like 3 days!!

Hanta Sero: 2*

Denki Kaminari: oh shit yeah, well. okay. so. like. should i ask her??

Hanta Sero: duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude go for it. please. itll get Toru off my case. she keeps telling me to get you and Kyoka together so you and Toru and Ojiro can go on double dates... its annoying

Denki Kaminari: oh bro im sorry shes pesteribg you. ill ask her out!! i think. UGH. ill figure it out. oh also, have you done the homework for Mic??

Hanta Sero: go for ittt!! also uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh what homewOrk??

Denki Kaminari: you tell me

Hanta Sero: oh shut up... i hate when you do this too me!!

Denki Kaminari: remember Iidas big ass presentation on rocks?? that was cuz i said we had homework for battle scenarios for heroes

Hanta Sero: stop. i am so close to laughing. get on with your work ffs-

Denki Kaminari: ;D

Private DM's of Kyoka Jiro and Momo Yaoyorozu!!

Kyoka Jiro: so for the longest time ive been crushing on stupid pikachu, and i just want to tell him but i dont know how to?? its kinda eating me up inside cuz i SWEAR i see him blush when i talk to him, so i feel like he likes me too, yeah?? but then he also ignores my messages for hours even though we're talking in the GC. its so. frustrating!! idk what to do. idk why im telling you all of this. sorry ;-;

Momo Yaoyorozu: Oh my gosh, yes!! I knew it!!

Kyoka Jiro: scuse me??

Momo Yaoyorozu: I do apologise, I just felt this was coming. Also, do not apologise for telling me this, I am so glad you can trust me with this not-so-much-of-a-secret!!

Kyoka Jiro: wh... whaddya mean "not-so-much-of-a-secret"??

Momo Yaoyorozu: Oh, well, the whole class see's it. Except you and Kaminari!!

Kyoka Jiro: oh for... ofc they do. bloody Hanta told everyone i bet you UGHGJHDBKU

Class 1-A Group Chat!!

Type 3: yo does... anyone get what Erasure Sensei is on about??

Several people are typing...

Type 3: oh christ hello class-

phroggit pheet phrank: i have no idea what all of this means. also hello!!

phroggit pheet phrank: phribbit

BIG BOY DEKU DEKU BOY: Hello, Sato, Tsuyu!! The class is currently about Hero Ethics!!

💥 explosive diarrhoea 💥: This shits so BORING!! OI, NERD!! WHEN'S THE NEXT LESSON WITH ALL MIGHT??

BIG BOY DEKU DEKU BOY: Oh, Kacchan!! I believe we have All Might next on the 14th, so 2 days from now!!

father: You must all put your phones down at once!!

tape is'nt cool: got any plans for the 14th, @Electric Pazas ??

Type 3: ahh, thanks big boy deku deku boy

BIG BOY DEKU DEKU BOY: I still have no idea what that is in reference too ;-;

Electric Pazas: f*** off Sero. like genuinely f*** off

💥 explosive diarrhoea 💥: Tch, whatever Nerd.

BIG BOY DEKU DEKU BOY: :D

tape is'nt cool: bro bro. im just askin. no need for the hostility!!

can’t stop simping: ✨I for one shall be having the best date ever on Valentine's Day!! Can anyone guess who wiiith??✨

phroggit pheet phrank: yourself??

phroggit pheet phrank: phribbit

Electric Pazas: i actually hate you Sero. gonna throwdown l8r. watch out

Octonauts: May I film it??

can't stop simping: ✨Oh, Mademoiselle!! You wound me!!✨

father: Seriously, I am so close to reporting you all too Aizawa Sensei.

tape is'nt cool: just. dont fight near Koda, pls?? he doesnt need to see that :(

precious bean: (◕ᗜ◕)

BIG BOY DEKU DEKU BOY: He always knows when we're talking about him, huh.

father: I'm turning my phone off, you all should do so too.

Electric Pazas: okay okay, no fighting no fighting...

Type 3: Sooo... what should we talk about??

Mother: I'd suggest doing your work, but this is quite confusing, even for me.

tape is'nt cool: wow, even for you??

BIG BOY DEKU DEKU BOY: It is indeed some tough stuff...

Mother: No, wait- Sero I didn't-

tape is'nt cool: shush shush im jus jokin. i get what you mean though, its so hard to answer all this

Electric Pazas: im gonna google the answers

emo girl: you cant just google the answer to "In a hostage situation, what would you do and why. Marks given for why."

tape is'nt cool: heya Kyoka, got any plans on the 14th??

Type 3: Why do you keep asking people that, Sero??

emo girl: im blocking u soy sauce face

Mother: Do what father says, you should probably all turn your phones off. I am now, so see you all at lunch :D

phroggit pheet phrank: but my phone is so useful to me mother

phroggit pheet phrank: phribbit

BIG BOY DEKU DEKU BOY: You know, she's starting saying "Phribbit" whilst talking, too.

Electric Pazas: google was no help, buuut i thought id add Mineta finally since. well he asked me ages ago

Octonauts: Ohh I wouldn't, I think he makes Koda uncomfortable...

precious bean: ( ⚆ _ ⚆ )

Octonauts: Case in point.

can't stop simping: ✨He is rather grotesque✨

Electric Pazas started a call!!

emo girl: you f***ing idiot

tape is'nt cool: W H Y

BIG BOY DEKU DEKU BOY: Kaminari, you are not coming to my birthday party.

Electric Pazas: im so sorry evefbakungnkushvUNGkgfkYGNVKh

Feb 12th, 12:07pm

BIG BOY DEKU DEKU BOY: Well, now that Kaminari, Sero, Jiro, Koda, Aoyama, Shoji, Asui, Sato and I have TWO hours detention, would anyone like to sit with me at lunch in a minute??

Hot N Cold, Katy Perry: Was this because of Kaminari calling the group chat during class, Izuku??

Electric Pazas: in MY defence, the call button and adding peoples buttons are very close to each other, so..

emo girl: BUT WHY EVEN THINK OF ADDING MINETA THATS. NO

can't ya see: i have to agree with bae here, Mineta sucks. big tiiime

BIG BOY DEKU DEKU BOY: Yes, Shoto. Since our phones went off, we have detention ;-;

father: Both Yaoyorozu and I had warned you to turn your phones off.

Mother: But as per, you all did not listen to your loving parents.

emo girl: you sure you 2 arent a thing??

Hot N Cold, Katy Perry: I shall join you, Izuku. @dekusquad roll out.

Octonauts: Wow, he's learnt how to ping roles. Good for you, Shoto.

father: I can assure you, I have no interest in Yaoyorozu. No offence, just not my type.

Type 3: Is 3 your type?? ;)

Mother: None taken at all, Iida!! I can also safely say that I have no interest in Iida. :)

emo girl: hm sure

BIG BOY DEKU DEKU BOY: Okay, Shoto!! I'll find us a table!!

Kirby: i was summoned

phroggit pheet phrank: i shall find you, Midoriya <3

phroggit pheet phrank: phribbit

Kirby: what was that heart for Tsu

father: I shall also accompany you, Izuku.

Kirby: Tsu

Kirby: Tsu

Kirby: TSU

Kirby: TSUYU ASUI

emo girl: woah woah woah, Ochako. too far

Kirby: sorry tsu :(

phroggit pheet phrank: its okiii

phroggit pheet phrank: phribbit

BIG BOY DEKU DEKU BOY: Found us a table, guys!!

BIG BOY DEKU DEKU BOY: Can't wait to see you, Tsu <3

Kirby: OKAY WAHATSUAGFABKU

Kirby: heyyy its Toru, took her phone before she starts foaming at the mouth!!

Electric Pazas: i am so confused

tape is'nt cool: you always are

Electric Pazas: right thats f***ing it mate, get ready for a pummelling

father: DO NOT FIGHT IN THE CAFETERIA

Mother: Oh dear- Shoji, are you able to come stop this fight??

Octonauts: Sure. I'm just baffled by what Rikido said to Tenya. Like, no one commented on it-

💥 explosive diarrhoea 💥: WHY ARE MY SQUAD DOING A CIVIL WAR??

Kirby: read up. wait, still Toru, lemme use my phone

can't ya see: i return on my account!! also, where the funk is Kirishima, Bakugo??

💥 explosive diarrhoea 💥: His phone is dead, he told me to tell you all that he "Misses you all so much, and if he had the energy, he'd speak to you all in person."

emo girl: how lovely of him. you two spending v day together??

💥 explosive diarrhoea 💥: @like glue... but spícy , civil war time :)

Octonauts: That... face was scary.

precious bean: (O∆O)

father: And now there is a full blown fight... I am not mad, just disappointed.

like glue... but spícy: SOMEONE RECORD THIS AAAAHAHAHAHAAA I LOVE IT!!

goth bird: My, my... I have missed a lot today...

Feb 12th, 7:09pm

Private DM's of Shihai Kuroiro and Fumikage Tokoyami!!

Shihai Kuroiro: Greetings, fellow Brother of the Darkness...

Fumikage Tokoyami: Hello there, Wanderer of the Abyss... and why now do I have the pleasure in communing with yourself??

Shihai Kuroiro: Well, my dear friend, your Tetsutetsu accidentally let slip to our Tetsutetsu that you all have a class group chat... and now, at 7:12pm, February 12th... None other than our Phantom Theif, Neito Monoma, has decided to use his Quirk on your phones. To make a group chat. My humour is something else, I know...

Fumikage Tokoyami: I am "Rolling on the floor laughing" right now, metaphorically speaking, of course... Why did you wish to inform me on this group chat that Monoma is creating??

Shihai Kuroiro: Well... this is tricky to talk about to anyone, but I believe you may be able to help me... you see, Ms Komori will be in the chat, and well... I have never texted her before. I am too much a coward to ask of her phone number. What should I do??

Fumikage Tokoyami: You must come along to Class 1-A's dorm this instant!! I shall introduce you to our relationship expert, Mina Ashido, or "Pinky" as she calls herself. No one calls her that, though...

Shihai Kuroiro: Very well... Expect me in about 15, I should get properly dressed... and I must avoid Monoma. He's given me one strike already for when I stayed over last time...

Feb 12th, 7:23pm

Class 1-A Group Chat!!

goth bird: If a knock is heard soon, please let the person in. It should be Shihai Kuroiro of Class 1-B... also, do not tell Monoma of his appearance here. Thank you.

Kirby: did Tokoyami just say thank you??

Octonauts: That he did.

Whom??: Man, and you think you know someone. You learn about the craziest stuff when you're not about.

Octonauts: And where have you been??

Whom??: Oh, uh... was sick today. Sorry I didn't message. I'm okay right now, though. Do not worry :)

Octonauts: Get well soon, Mashirao :)

Kirby: i shall bring IBUPROFEN

Private DM's of Ochako Uraraka and Katsuki Bakugo!!

Ochako Uraraka: hey shortfuse... its happening again. can i come to your room??

Katsuki Bakugo: Of course, the door is open. Eijirou is here, do you mind??

Ochako Uraraka: of course not. thank you so much for this. ill try to not let it happen again.

Katsuki Bakugo: It's alright, you can't control it :)

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Class 1-A Group Chat!!

12:13pm

BIG BOY DEKU DEKU BOY: @dekusquad

father: Hello, Izuku.

phroggit pheet phrank: dekuuu

phroggit pheet phrank: phribbit

Kirby: hiyaa :)

Hot N Cold, Katy Perry: My Lord...

Whom??: Oh wow, you have that squad, huh...

BIG BOY DEKU DEKU BOY: hiya!! SO, I was thinkinggg of having lunch together again?? :D

Electric Pazas: and where is MY invitre!?

Hot N Cold, Katy Perry: Invite.*

BIG BOY DEKU DEKU BOY: OH SHOOT I'M SORRY I THOUGHT THIS WAS THE DEKUSQUAD GROUP-

Electric Pazas: YOU HAVE YOUR OWN CHAT!?

tape is'nt cool: bro so do we lol @BAKUSQUAD

Whom??: And the Bakusquad, forgot about that-

Kirby: I'd love to have lunch together, Deku~!!

Electric Pazas: thats odd. why aint no one on here @BAKUSQUAD

father: I wouldn't keep notifying Bakugo, Kaminari. He won't hold back. And, as for lunch, I would love to join you all.

Type 3: hey uh, mind if i join you for lunch??

emo girl: ffs whos pinging me

emo girl: f*** off kami i stg

tape is'nt cool: kami?? 👀

like glue... but spícy: ayo the mandem crew chinchillas and that lot my slime

like glue... but spícy has been muted for 69,420 hours!!

precious bean: ⁀⊙﹏☉⁀

father: Okay, who did this, then??

emo girl: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Hot N Cold, Katy Perry: Yes, you may join us, Rikidou.

KIRIKIRI KIRIKIRI: I WAS PINGED!? OH, AND MINA IS MAD!! SHE WANTS TO KNOW WHICH ADMIN DID THIS!!

father: Ah, I see... @Admin

tape is'nt cool: oh it aint me, she'd kill me!!

Mother: I have just been reading the above statements... I have not muted poor Mina.

Type 3: ah, thanks Shoto!!

Type 3: also it was probably just Denki lmao

goth bird: You may rule me out of your silly squabbling.

emo girl: pffft "squabbling"

Mother has been muted for 69,420 hours!!

emo girl: okayyy WHAT!?

Can't ya see: woahhwoah what is going on here??

Can't ya see: oh wow. okay-

Can't ya see has been muted for 69,420 hours!!

BIG BOY DEKU DEKU BOY has been muted for 69,420 hours!!

Octonauts: f*** the what??

precious bean: Scared :(

Kirby: aWH-

precious bean has been muted for 69,420 hours!!

Kirby has been muted for 69,420 hours!!

father: Denki Kaminari, stop with this tomfoolery!!

Electric Pazas: IT AINT BE I SWAERE IM TRYRUIGN TOMOTOMOTSTOP ITTTTTE23!!?!???!?!?

emo girl: you good??

tape is'nt cool: haha moto moto likes you

tape is'nt cool has been muted for 69,420 hours!!

💥 explosive diarrhoea 💥 is typing...

💥 explosive diarrhoea 💥 has been muted for 69,420 hours!!

emo girl: help like whgatey

Type 3: oh wowww he couldnt even send his angry message rip

Octonauts: big L my fellas

Octonauts: i am genuinely confused though like. is Denki meme-ing again??

emo girl: i cant handle this its actually scary i

emo girl has been muted for 69,420 hours!!

father: I will be having a word with you later, Kaminari...

Electric Pazas: wHAT WAIT IIDA WAIT A SEC PAL, MY MAN, BEST MATE, ABSOLUTE STALLION YOU-

phroggit pheet phrank: it might just be when some of us speak or something??

phroggit pheet phrank: phribbit

phroggit pheet phrank has been muted for 69,420 hours!!

father: I see. We must all find out who has implemented this feature!!

father has been muted for 69,420 hours!!

Electric Pazas has been muted for 69,420 hours!!

precious bean 2 has been muted for 69,420 hours!!

Type 3: rip 1-A Group Chat, you was fun while you lasted!!

Octonauts: y'know we can just. go to each others dorms??

Type 3: ...no

goth bird: This may be the work of an enemy Stand User...

Type 3: more edgy talk??

Octonauts: NAH NAH THAT AINT EDGYYY THATS JJBA!? YOOOO TOKOYAMI, YOU ENJOY IT TOO??

Whom??: I- But?? I give up with you people now, honestly-

Type 3 has been muted for 69,420 hours!!

Whom??: uhhh WHAT!?

Whom??: Why I- Why!?

 Whom?? has been muted for 69,420 hours!!

Hot N Cold, Katy Perry has been muted for 69,420 hours!!

goth bird has been muted for 69,420 hours!!

Octonauts: im actually shaking and cryinf rnrn

Octonauts has been muted for 69,420 hours!!

KIRIKIRI KIRIKIRI has been muted for 69,420 hours!!

can’t stop simping: ✨ Well well welllll, what have I missed?? ✨

can’t stop simping: ✨ OH WOW- ✨

can’t stop simping has been muted for 69,420 hours!!

Manga Fukidashi, Neito Monoma, Sen Kaibara, Yui Kodai and 16 others have joined Class 1-A Group Chat!!

Neito Monoma: Ahem, a very big thank you, Manga.

Manga Fukidashi: just gimme that limited edition Carnage comic PLEASE

Itsuka Kendo: Oh you did NOT-

Shihai Kuroiro: Oh my, oh my... This will no doubt be interesting...!!

Neito Monoma: Kosei has it for you, Manga. As for this "Class 1-A Group Chat"... well, I am the Phantom Thief, after all...

Neito Monoma has changed the chat name too "Superior Class 1-B's Incredibly Handsome and Rather Interesting Group Chat!!"

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Manga Fukidashi, Neito Monoma, Sen Kaibara, Yui Kodai and 16 others have joined Class 1-A Group Chat!!

12:21pm

Neito Monoma: Ahem, a very big thank you, Manga.

Manga Fukidashi: just gimme that limited edition Carnage comic PLEASE

Itsuka Kendo: Oh you did NOT-

Shihai Kuroiro: Oh my, oh my... This will no doubt be interesting...!!

Neito Monoma: Kosei has it for you, Manga. As for this "Class 1-A Group Chat"... well, I am the Phantom Thief, after all...

Neito Monoma has changed the chat name too "Superior Class 1-B's Incredibly Handsome and Rather Interesting Group Chat!!"

Hiryu Rin: Monoma... Why?

Setsuna Tokage: heeeelloooo gamers, what have i been brought into..

Setsuna Tokage: OHH ARE WE STEALING THEIR CHAT??

Yui Kodai: It seems that way.

Itsuka Kendo: Neito Monoma, when I get my hands on you...

Jurota Shishida: Do not fret, Kendo. I already have him in my grasp.

Neito Monoma: GUYS HELP PLSSS HE HASKGHGBABAAIBEBS

Setsuna Tokage: sorry what was that little man?

Yui Kodai: I can't hear you from down there.

Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu: OHHH THAT WAS FUNNY, BRODAI!

Reiko Yanagi:...You don't have to type in capital letters, you know, Tetsutetsu...

Shihai Kuroiro:...

Sen Kaibara: I was wondering when we'll get our group chat... Like, why did no one think of this before??

Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, REIBRO??

Kosei Tsuburaba: honestly im surprised as well, Kaibara :o

Reiko Yanaga: You are typing LIKE THIS, when really, you do not need too...

Sen Kaibara: Hey, I've told you, you can call me Sen. I don't like all the formailities, you know??

Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu: I AM SO CONFUSED!!

Setsuna Tokage: you always are m8

Manga Fukidashi: m8

Hiryu Rin: m8

Juzo Honenuki: m8

Pony Tsunotori: Hello y'all!! Why is Monoma tied up in the common room??

Kosei Tsuburaba: firstly, thank you, Sen... ill try to remember that. but secondly... WHAT??

Reiko Yanagi: Is that allowed...?

Yui Kodai: It does solve half of our problems.

Manga Fukidashi: real

Manga Fukidashi: OH, Koseiiii, my friiiiiend, my amazing, close friend that isnt above Yosetsu or else he will fuse me to the floor, BUT my friend nonetheless... Neito said that you had that gift for me?

Yosetsu Awase: its true, no ones more bro to Manga than me, the original bro. even Tetsu gets it

Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu: IT IS UNFORTUNATELY TRUE, THE BOND BETWEEN YOU TWO IS STRONGER THAN ANYTHING IVE SEEN BEFORE. STRONGER THAN YOU QUIRK, STRONGER THAN KOJIBROS QUIRK!!

Kojiro Bondo: 👍 👍

Kosei Tsuburaba: ahh right, the comic. yeah ill pass it over your way in a bit, Dashi. better yet if you come pick it up, its out of my hands if you crease it or something

Manga Fukidashi: GOOD IDEA!! id die if i did that... no one, NO ONE, ruins my comic collection. ALRIGHT??

Jurota Shishida: Apologies. Monoma attempted to run toward our sister class' dorm building, and well, I do not wish for him to come back beaten by a rock, pulverised by a lazer or attacked by animals. Speaking of our other class, I was informed recently that there may be a... Joint Training with them. Just be warned.

Yui Kodai: That makes a bit more sense. Still, I feel uneasy knowing that he is tied up.

Setsuna Tokage: somebody say tied up?? THATS HOT!!

Ibara Shiozaki: Silence!! Do not speak of such heinous acts!! You shall release him immediately!!

Juzo Honenuki: dont worry about it, Zaki. its for his own good

Hiryu Rin: You never pass up an oppotunity to make those sort of jokes, do you, Setsuna??

Setsuna Tokage: why would i not?? i know you love them, lover boy!!

Hiryu Rin: Never call me that again.

Kojiro Bondo: Awww, Rin is blushing, Tokage :)

Hiryu Rin: Hey!! I am not!!

Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu: DO NOT FEEL LESS A MAN, HIBRO. YOUR EMOTIONS ARE THE MOST MANLY THING!!

Setsuna Tokage: HAH I KNEW IT, CMERE RINNY

Yosetsu Awase: yo Tetsu is spitting fire, emotions are awesome guys

Shihai Kuroiro:...Close them off... Never let anyone take advantage of them... Knowing your enemy is much more thrilling and entertaining than knowing your friend...

Juzo Honenuki: oh there you are, Shi. was worried you would never talk here

Shihai Kuroiro:...I pick my moment... I see the weakness in the flow of conversation... And I strike with no one expecting a thing...

Kinoko Komori: hellooo everyone!! sorry i didnt see this earlier, Kamakiri helped me make some food just now and... well we saw Monoma, Shishida and Kendo playing a weird game!! i think Monoma lost

Togaru Kamakiri: Oi, I was not having any issues, alright?? The packaging on my food just had the wrong instructions.

Shihai Kuroiro:...

Pony Tsunotori: Kinoko!! That is quite alright, I am confused at what they are doing as well!!

Kinoko Komori: heyhey Pony, good seeing you earlier too!! how is everyone?? :D

Sen Kaibara: Doing fine over here, just bored, you know?? Was hoping to ask everyone if we wanted to think of some group activities?? I think it could be fun :)

Several people typing...

Sen Kaibara: Uh oh..

Hiryu Rin: I could teach you all some martial arts, I have been wanting to offer this for a while actually!!

Ibara Shiozaki: I wish to perform a dance that has been taught for generations in my family. And as I consider you all my family now, I would love to teach you it.

Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu: KINDA LIKE A HAKA?? THAT IS THE UTMOST RESPECT YOU CAN GIVE SOMEONE, I LEARNT IT ONCE!! ALSO, WHY NOT AN EATING CONTEST??

Pony Tsunotori: I have so many American movies to show you all!!

Reiko Yanagi: What about horror films??

Juzo Honenuki: ooo id love to watch some horror movies together!!

Juzo Honenuki: HAH jinx, buy me a coke ;p

Reiko Yanagi:...Fine.

Kosei Tsuburaba: a game night would be HELLA fun, i know Kojiro is a DM!!

Manga Fukidashi: WHAT?? KOJIRO IS THAT TRUE!!?? WHAAAAAAT

Kosei Tsuburaba: calm down, man. i know youve got like, a million character ideas but hold your horses

Sen Kaibara: Oh wow, all these sound great to me!! I'd love a game night :)

Kojiro Bondo: Oh, well yes... I am a DM, but I haven't done a campaign in a long while. The other kids were scared of me, so...

Togaru Kamakiri: Tch. I will slaughter anyone who hurts you, my Kojiro. Though a game night hosted by Kojiro?? It would be the best fucking game night, so you better appreciate it. YOU GOT THAT??

Manga Fukidashi: sir, yes sir!! ( ⁰д⁰)

Pony Tsunotori: Yes, sorry Kamakiri, I will appreciate it!!

Kojiro Bondo: While I appreciate that, my Togaru... Please don't scare everyone again!! I will do my best to be a great host...

Togaru Kamakiri: Hm.

Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu: CMON BROGARU, DONT BE A SOUR PANTS!!

Yui Kodai: A sour pants...??

Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu: YEAH, HE KEEPS SCARING BRONY, I CANT HAVE THAT!!

Manga Fukidashi: BRONY HAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHH

Yosetsu Awase: OH MY GOD TETSU IM DYINGG

Kosei Tsuburaba: HOLY PFFT

Setsuna Tokage: all my body parts have gone limp

Hiryu Rin: I must say, I am laughing more than I thought I would be today. Thank you for that, Tetsutetsu.

Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu: WHAT DID I DO?? BROKAGE ARE YOU OKAY?? I WAS JUST WORRIED FOR BRONY!!

Juzo Honenuki: Tetsu please

Juzo Honenuki: im tryna talk to someone rn

Juzo Honenuki: hes asking me why im laughing so much

Reiko Yanagi: You really are a silly man, Tetsutetsu.

Shihai Kuroiro:...Do tell, is this "he" a special someone, Juzo...??

Juzo Honenuki: nah, nah just Shoto from 1A... i mighta misjudged him, you know?? hes chill. pun intended.

Juzo Honenuki: besides, you know my heart is saved for you, Shi <3

Shihai Kuroiro: Quiet you... Go bother someone else...

Bakusquad's Epic Chatroom!!

pikachu: you think they know we can all read the chat still??

into the Seroverse: no clue, its funny as hell to watch tho

pikachu: i want to take control of our chat back but this is so funyn to read

pinky pie: oh do not FRET my friends, your Alien Queen is saving all of these messages... i might tell the Dekusquad to check this chat again, i think theyre all out eating tho

into the Seroverse: ill swing by if you want, im already in the cafeteria

pinky pie: i wanna come with you >~<

pikachu: 👀

I AM THE ROCK AND THE HARD PLACE!!: I WONDER IF KUROIRO AND HONENUKI ARE TOGETHER :O

Superior Class 1-B's Incredibly Handsome and Rather Interesting Group Chat!!

Hiryu Rin:...I hate to ask, but... Are you two, like, together??

Kinoko Komori: dont be silly Rin, theyre just joking around!! Yui and I do it all the time!! it annoys Setsuna that she cant join in anymore >:D

Jurota Shishida: I actually have been wondering the same thing, Hiryu. We are accepting people, Juzo, Shihai. You must know that by now, you can trust us.

Reiko Yanagi:...

Juzo Honenuki: OH WOOPS. no, no we are just good pals. ive actually known Shi for a while!! when i spotted him in class, oh my, i was SO happy he got in!!

Shihai Kuroiro:...Yeah, he just likes to make fun of me...

Kosei Tsuburaba: fair enough, thats kinda cool actually!! though. why the teasing, Juzo??

Shihai Kuroiro:...

Juzo Honenuki: Shi once confessed he loved me, years ago when we were younger haha. he meant as a friend, a bestie, but he got on one knee and gave me some chocolate... it was so funny

Setsuna Tokage: write that down, WRITE THAT DOWN!!

Kojiro Bondo: That is so sweet, Kuroiro. I knew you had a softer side in you!!

Togaru Kamakiri: And I thought you were edgy... S'pose I'm still on top.

Hiryu Rin: I feel like an idiot asking that now. Sorry. But that is a sweet thing to do.

Shihai Kuroiro: Can we move away from that now...?? I feel sick...

Kinoko Komori: AWWWWEEE that is so cute, ShiShi!! Honenuki is so lucky to have a friend like youuuu!!

Kinoko Komori: oh!! im sorry, are you okay??

Shihai Kuroiro:...Cute...??

Shihai Kuroiro has gone offline!!

Pony Tsunotori: Oh no!! Did we hurt his feelings??

Juzo Honenuki: nah, dont worry about it guys. hes just shy as usual, hes come to find me now anyways. dont tell him i said this, but... i know hes smiling a lot. peace for now :p

Juzo Honenuki: oh Yanagi you owe me that soda still :)

Reiko Yanagi: Ugh. Thought you would let it go. I'll send it your way soon.

Kinoko Komori: oh phew... i was so scared i upset him!! tell ShiShi that ill make some mushroom soup later!! thats for all of us, by the way. i just might need an extra hand or two to make enough :D

Setsuna Tokage: ive got some spare hands ;)

Hiryu Rin: You are so unfunny.

Nirengeki Shoda: Did somebody mention cooking?? I would love to help, Komori. If you would allow me too :)

Sen Kaibara: Hey Niren, where've you been??

Yosetsu Awase: heyyy small Father

Nirengeki Shoda: Haha, small Father?? I suppose that nickname won't be going anywhere anytime soon :)

Nirengeki Shoda: And sorry for being so late to whatever this is!! I had a meeting with Mic Sensei.

Jurota Shishida: Is everything alright, Shoda??

Kojiro Bondo: Did you tell him about Monoma being tied up??

Nirengeki Shoda: I appreciate the concern, Shishida!! But it was just a... One on one thing. He is offering me help with projecting my voice!! So I can be a bit more assertive.

Jurota Shishida: Very well, I am pleased you are working on that!! You will get there in no time, my friend.

Nirengeki Shoda: Sorry, what?? Why is Monoma tied up??

Reiko Yanagi: Long story, honestly. But I did just untie him while I was getting Honenuki his drink.

Jurota Shishida: Oh no.

Neito Monoma: You can't keep me from shining, bitches!!

Yui Kodai: I'm sure we could find a way. Itsuka, where are you when we need you??

Kosei Tsuburaba: i spose i could trap him in an air box??

Yosetsu Awase: or i could permanently stick him down somewhere...

Neito Monoma: That is unnecessary!! For I, the Phantom Thief of Hearts, will never be held down for long!!

Hiryu Rin:...of Hearts?? You're starting to sound more and more like Kuroiro.

Kinoko Komori: i think it sounds cute!!

Manga Fukidashi: LIKE PERSONAFAIYHIJKSAGDFDYA

Manga Fukidashi: hhHEELPPPMEEE33IYFAIYAAIBYDB YOSETSUUSUIYAABG

Ibara Shiozaki: Oh dear, did something possess Fukidashi??

Sen Kaibara: I think Awase took his phone. He was about to mention cringe.

Ibara Shiozaki: I see. Very well. I will continue with my lecture, good day.

Neito Monoma: Thank you, Kinoko. You're cute too~

Kinoko Komori: i meant the name -_-

Neito Monoma: You wound me~!!

Private DMs of Shihai Kuroiro and Fumikage Tokoyami!!

Shihai Kuroiro:...I think she likes Monoma... I don't want to see them together... Please, can you offer any advice??

Fumikage Tokoyami: My brother in Darkness, I am the worst person to ask of this... But I must say, have you actually seen those two when they are together??

Shihai Kuroiro:...Yes... Why??

Fumikage Tokoyami: Hmhm... Shihai Kuroiro, can read everyone like a book, except the woman you love so dearly... Let's just say that Monoma flirts with everyone, even... Mineta once...

Shihai Kuroiro: So...??

Fumikage Tokoyami: You didn't let me finish... Despite that, he very clearly has interest in someone else and I know it to be true. For Komori, well, she very much has some things she wishes to tell you. But that is all I can disclose.

Shihai Kuroiro:...Really...??

Shihai Kuroiro:...How do you know this...??

Fumikage Tokoyami: Mina Ashido, remember I introduced you to her earlier?? She went digging for you... But I really can not say much more. Apart from the fact that Dark Shadow is pestering me to say hello from him.

Shihai Kuroiro:...Then I suppose I owe a thank you for Ashido... And... Hello, Dark Shadow... :)

Fumikage Tokoyami: Ah. One more thing... We can all still see the messages being sent to our, now your, class chat...

Shihai Kuroiro: Oh... Keheheh... Revelry in the Dark...

Superior Class 1-B's Incredibly Handsome and Rather Interesting Group Chat!!

Itsuka Kendo: I am so sorry, Kinoko.

Kinoko Komori: hehe dont be sorry, class Mom!! i know when Monoma is joking around :D

Neito Monoma: It's true, I'd never do anything to actually make someone uncomfy. That's something that weird kid in 1A would do... What's it, Kaminari or something??

Manga Fukidashi: PIKACHU!! hes my bro, fo real. Setsu, him and i hang out sometimes!!

Yosetsu Awase: yurrr its true, hes a funky little man. trust us, Monoma, he aint a weirdo!!

Neito Monoma: I'll believe it once I see it.

Itsuka Kendo: You're unbelievable, you know that, right??

Neito Monoma: I am just that incredible and astonishing, yes!!

Togaru Kamakiri: Incredibly annoying. Man, I understand competitiveness, but you are crazy about beating the other class.

Pony Tsunotori: Scary Kiri is right!! You do take it very seriously...

Kosei Tsuburaba: for real, did they like, do something to you??

Reiko Yanagi: I wouldn't be surprised if he's just insecure about something...

Setsuna Tokage: OH i know what youre on about!!

Setsuna Tokage has been muted for 1 hour!!

Manga Fukidashi: press F to pay respects...

Yui Kodai: F

Yosetsu Awase: f

Sen Kaibara: F

Kojiro Bondo: F :(

Pony Tsunotori: f :'(

Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu: EFF!!

Juzo Honenuki: lol f

Reiko Yanagi: f

Kosei Tsuburaba: get fricked, f

Togaru Kamakiri: get fucked, f

Kinoko Komori: f...ungus

Shihai Kuroiro:...f...

Sen Kaibara: Hello again, Kuroiro. You alright there??

Shihai Kuroiro:...Yes. I am fine...

Pony Tsunotori: That doesn't look like you are fine to me!! Tell us your troubles!!

Shihai Kuroiro:...No thank you... But... I appreciate it... Tsunotori...

Pony Tsunotori: You can call me Pony!! :D

Hiryu Rin: Right Monoma, unmute Setsuna now. She is crying.

Nirengeki Shoda: Monoma, did you make Tokage cry??

Neito Monoma: Wait, what?? That isn't my fault if she's sensitive!! It was just a joke.

Setsuna Tokage has been unmuted!!

Setsuna Tokage: HAH, thank Rinny, thanks small Father!!

Nirengeki Shoda: Anytime. Play nice now... Please?? I need to study. If you desperately need me, I'll leave pings on. Just please only if I am really needed?? Stay well class :)

Nirengeki Shoda has gone offline!!

Juzo Honenuki: he is actually so nice

Sen Kaibara: Honestly yeah, he puts up with our nonsense way too much. Don't forget our class Mother, Kendo.

Yui Kodai: They both go out of their ways to be the best role models. Shoda is so inspiring...

Juzo Honenuki: 👀

Kosei Tsuburaba: 👀

Manga Fukidashi: (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)

Kojiro Bondo: 👀

Yosetsu Awase: 👀

Yosetsu Awase: MANGA PAHAHAHAHAAAKFBKGKDGSAN WHAT IS THAT F A C E IM CREASED-

Yui Kodai: What is that for!!?? I didn't say anything weird!!

Reiko Yanagi: It wasn't weird... But it was intriguing.

Ibara Shiozaki: I sense love in the air!! Oh, how devine!! Love is the purest of emotion, I just adore when two individuals share their love with each other!!

Yui Kodai: What!!??

Itsuka Kendo: No love here, no one here is hiding anything!!

Shihai Kuroiro:...Excuse me...??

Kinoko Komori: eeeeeee howd you know!! i feel so scared to tell now!!

Togaru Kamakiri: You are all so hopeless. Just be yourself, damnit!! That's what you all told me, right?? It is why I have my Kojiro, because of you all... So just be honest with each other!!

Several people typing...

Stops.

Yosetsu Awase: SO!! shall we do some nicknames??

Istuka Kendo: A great idea, what a great idea. Everyone, let's do that right now and focus on only nicknames for the time being!!

Manga Fukidashi: while it is a great idea, you are awful at hiding things from us, class mom

Manga Fukidashi has changed Itsuka Kendo's name to mother

mother: What??

Pony Tsunotori: Oh!! Oh, me next, me next!!

Manga Fukidashi has changed Pony Tsunotori's name to 20% cooler

20% cooler: I don't get it :(

Sen Kaibara: Hah. That one's good.

Yosetsu Awase has changed Sen Kaibara's name to Thermal Drill, go get it

Thermal Drill, go get it: It has been an honour.

Thermal Drill, go get it has gone offline!!

Manga Fukidashi: i fink he went to get the thermal drill  ¯\(º_o)/¯

Kosei Tsuburaba: oh man, i think that actually annoyed him. i thought he liked Payday??

Juzo Honenuki: when we played before, he got so mad at the game he shouted, and i quote: "fuck this broke dick, piece of shit drill"

Kosei Tsuburaba: OH yeah, i kinda forgot about that... man that was funny

Manga Fukidashi: that is in my phrasebook that im writing, alongside Togaru's legendary outburst when we played ultimate chicken horse

Yui Kodai: I remember hearing that from the training grounds. I want to play that sometime.

Kosei Tsuburaba: you so should, Kodai!! we do want to have a game night after all. maybe we'll make it into a regular thing??

Kojiro Bondo: I would love that!! We are all welcome to play. And funnily enough, that was the day my Togaru confessed. Anger unlocked the will to share his love. So romantic!!

Hiryu Rin: The more you know, that is actually quite a nice story. If only Setsuna was more romantic...

Setsuna Tokage: love ya, scales

Yui Kodai: You two have issues.

Setsuna Tokage: least i aint afraid to tell the man i love that i love him...

Reiko Yanagi:...

Yosetsu Awase: she gotcha there, Kodai. we all know who it is!!

20% cooler: Oh em gee!! Who?? Who!!??

Manga Fukidashi has changed Yui Kodai's name to height doesnt matter

Reiko Yanagi: She will murder you... Good luck.

Manga Fukidashi has changed Reiko Yanagi's name to i love alien resurrection

i love alien resurrection: Correction. We will murder you. You have 5 seconds to run.

Ibara Shiozaki: Murder is not okay!! Even if you are joking about the subject, I condemn you from ever saying such vile words again!!

Yosetsu Awase has changed Ibara Shiozaki's name to tiktok

tiktok: I do not understand what this means.

20% cooler: You are not the only one, Ibara :(

Manga Fukidashi has changed Kosei Tsuburaba's name to #vapenation

#vapenation: oh fuck off

#vapenation: oi Mangos, change it back i stg

Manga Fukidashi has changed Kojiro Bondo's name to cutest couple 1st half

Manga Fukidashi has changed Togaru Kamakiri's name to cutest couple 2nd half

cutest couple 2nd half: Do I even need to say it??

Manga Fukidashi has changed Togaru Kamakiri's name to skylander chop chop

skylander chop chop: That's better.

cutest couple 1st half: Aww... That is a shame. Oh well, we all know that we are :)

#vapenation: im gonna tear this Carnage comic up i stg

Yosetsu Awase has changed Juzo Honenuki's name to Eren Yeager

Eren Yeager: yup thatll do, not even mad at that

Shihai Kuroiro: You do look like him... It's great...

Manga Fukidashi has changed Shihai Kuroiro's name to Revelry in the Dark!!

Revelry in the Dark!!: Indeed... This works just fine...

Kinoko Komori: me next!! puhleeeeaaseee?? i want a cool one like ShiShi~!!

Yosetsu Awase has changed Kinoko Komori's name to Revelry in the Shroom!!

Revelry in the Shroom!!: AWWWWE, look ShiShi, we are matching!!

Revelry in the Dark!!: Ah... That we are... :)

mother: Did you just get Kuroiro to smile on text??

Jurota Shishida: Now that is amazing. Well done you.

Yosetsu Awase has changed Jurota Shishida's name to wank mccoy

wank mccoy: We will be having words, Awase. Long. Long and painful words.

20% cooler: Oh It's my little pony!!

Manga Fukidashi: there ya go :p

Manga Fukidashi has changed Nirengeki Shoda's name to small Father

Manga Fukidashi has changed Yosetsu Awase's name to atom bomb baby

atom bomb baby has changed Manga Fukidashi's name to dva main

cutest couple 1st half: There is no way.

dva main: look i preferred her in ow1 okay??

Eren Yeager: i do miss 2 tanks ;-;

atom bomb baby: thats why i play Apex 😎

Setsuna Tokage: do you need therapy??

dva main has changed Setsuna Tokage's name to average scaly enjoyer

average scaly enjoyer: die in a firey blaze

atom bomb baby has changed Hiryu Rin's name to scaly

scaly: Please for the love of God don't do what I think you're gonna do.

scaly: Why did I come here??

dva main: ┐(´•_•`)┌

atom bomb baby has changed Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu's name to Tetsu⁴

#vapenation: hey why does Tetsu get a nice name ;-;

Revelry in the Shroom!!: i like mine :D why dont you like yours, Tsuburaba??

#vapenation: dont you even

dva main: that took a while... ive had those names thought up for a while, though. might use you all in a story im going to write!!

i love alien resurrection: If you even think about it, I will find you.

dva main: given up the search already??

i love alien resurrection: Sure. Just think that way.

Revelry in the Dark!!: Good... Mind games... You are learning my way, Yanagi...

Neito Monoma: What the frick frack happened here??

atom bomb baby: oh shit, my bad bro

atom bomb baby has changed Neito Monoma's name to The Official Leader of the 1-A Fanclub

Eren Yeager: oh you are DEAD my friend, good luck surviving that

The Official Leader of the 1-A Fanclub: Kendo. Permission to kill Yosetsu??

mother: Granted. Sorry, Awase. You kind of deserve it for that one.

atom bomb baby has gone offline!!

wank mccoy: That was fast. I fear we have already lost our dear friend, Awase.

dva main: bro went too far... oh well!! im glad we have our own cool and super fun chat with awesome nicknames now!! nothing could go wrong ＼( ^o^ )／

height doesnt matter: I do hope no one else sees this... How could you even explain it??

Thermal Drill, go get it has come online!!

Thermal Drill, go get it: Yeah so, about that...

Dekusquad GC of cool cats

SmallMight: Ashido was right... We can still see our long lost chat. 1B are funny people!!

croaked: they are interesting arent they

croaked: ribbit

engine legs: I do wish you changed my name back. But yes, it seems they are now aware that we can see.

SmallMight: I'll contact Denki to see if he can either remake, or get our chat back then!!

im flyin here: yesyes do that Deku~!! our saviour!!

Superior Class 1-B's Incredibly Handsome and Rather Interesting Group Chat!!

Electric Pazas, emo girl, 💥 explosive diarrhoea 💥 and 17 others have been unmuted!!

Electric Pazas: WE ARE BACK, BITCHES. GET G O N E !!

Electric Pazas has kicked i love alien resurrection, tiktok, average scaly enjoyer and 17 others!!

Electric Pazas: now, where were we??

tape is'nt cool: Kyoka called you Kami :)

Electric Pazas: and now we run!!

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Class 1-A Group Chat!!

7:49pm, Friday

KIRIKIRI KIRIKIRI: HEY @Hot N Cold, Katy Perry

KIRIKIRI KIRIKIRI: HEY IM PINGING YOU!!

Mother: Kirishima, if you have an issue with Todoroki, you should really bring it up privately.

goth bird: Oh? Is a fight of emotions about to commence between our resident Rock type and Thermostat?

KIRIKIRI KIRIKIRI: WHADDYA TALKIN ABOUT?? I JUST NEED TO TELL MY BOY SOMETHING!!

tape is'nt cool has changed BIG BOY DEKU DEKU BOY's name to SmallMight

tape is'nt cool has changed phroggit pheet phrank's name to bingbong

SmallMight: Ah, thank you for changing my name, Sero!!

bingbong: thank you as well :3

bingbong: ribbit

Type 3: Hoe come you wanted it changed?? I never really understood your old name anyway??

like glue... but spícy: heheh HOE

SmallMight: Well... The name was actually first given to me by... Mineta. And... It was not for a good reason. I just lied to some people about it so no one felt bad about using it here so. Yeah. Sorry everyone for complaining!!

Mother: Oh, Izuku, dear. It's alright, he isn't in here to hurt you. We are all here for you.

father: Yaoyorozu is right, we are all here for you, Izuku.

tape is'nt cool: im sorry, man. didnt realise how disgusting it was when i named you before... Pikachu told me it was a cute name or. something!!

Electric Pazas: imsosorryizuzuzuzukukukukuku imm was told it by that little EWWW but thought it was funny not weird!! please dont detroit smash me >_<

SmallMight: It's all okay, really!! I avoid him anyway.

Electric Pazas: wiatwait Tsu was your name also cuz of that ratty boi

bingbong: ohh no no. i knew about Izuku's though... we had to keep quiet, or we felt like he had too, i guess. but no, mine was just a silly joke but its so old and no one liked it so. bingbong :D

bingbong: ribbit

father: I should have a word with Aizawa... I shall not be a moment.

father has gone offline!!

KIRIKIRI KIRIKIRI: I WILL PUNCH THE LITTLE MAN LATER. FIRSTLY, I NEED TO SPEAK WITH @Hot N Cold, Katy Perry IMEDIATELYYYY

Octonauts: Are you both going to fight, like Fumikage suggested??

KIRIKIRI KIRIKIRI: WHY WOULD I BE FIGHTING TODOBROKI?? I JUST WANNA TELL HIM SOMETHINGGGGG!!

bingbong: why not just DM him privately :p

bingbong: ribbit

KIRIKIRI KIRIKIRI: I MIGHT HAVE NO IDEA HOW THESE GROUPS WORK

SmallMight: All Might!?

SmallMight: Oh. Sorry. I just saw Might and got excited!!

Electric Pazas: you got sum issues dood

Electric Pazas: SPEAKING of issues and all might and you mister SMALL might... why are you two so close HM

like glue... but spícy: REAL AS FUCK liekk... are u 2 related actually .o.

SmallMight: No, of course not!! I wish I was. I can do a killer impression, though!!

emo girl: it is actually quite good-

KIRIKIRI KIRIKIRI: GUYS PLEASE CAN SOMEONE GET TODOBROKI!!

emo girl: just get off your rockside and knock on his door smh

Electric Pazas: hah thats funny kyo

Electric Pazas deleted a message!

like glue... but spícy: AYO WAIT WAITWAITTIWAITAWI

SmallMight: What happened, Ashido??

like glue... but spícy: PIKACHU JUST. HE JUST. I 

Can't ya see: ISAW IT TOO DONT WOERRYAOEU DOGUADBHIKDGHSB

Mother: I am so confused.

goth bird: It appears that Kaminari has removed some of his electronic text... Perhaps he revealed something he wishes us not to see...

Private DM's of Denki Kaminari and Hanta Sero!!

Denki: babe i goofed up

Denki: i called her KYO in the GROUPCHAT

Denki: thank All Might that she didnt see

Denki: i think i am going insane in the membrane

Sero: heyyy calm down, the two gossips saw it. no one ever believes Mina n Toru, honestly!!

Denki: are you sure? what if they say something to her!?

Sero: i am SURE that they have already forgotten about it

Private DMs of Toru Hagakure and Mina Ashido!!

Toru: OSUNFDHLKA HSBASFIHADFB OMGGG PIKACHU AND JIRO??

Toru: I NKNEWWWWEEWEW ITTTT OMG I KNEW WWWW ITTTT

Mina: im gonna scream and frow uppp i need them to kiss...

Mina: ...we are normal, right??

Toru: OFC!! totes!!

Toru: Mashirao says we arent normal

Toru: which, um, speaking of him... Mina, i think Mashirao and i need... space...

Mina: ignore the main chat sweet thing. im here to listen!!

Toru: thx you. okay, well, basically...

Class 1-A Group Chat!!

Hot N Cold, Katy Perry: Did somebody request for my presence??

Hot N Cold, Katy Perry: Oh, I see. Kirishima, are you alright??

Type 3: waitwait yooo whatd kaminari delete?? huh?? why am i so late to these THINGS

Whom??: For real. It sucks.

Kirby: i really think we should let Kiri and Shoto talk guys!!

Electric Pazas: I DIDNTK SAY TSHIT ALRIGHT YOU DIRTY DIABETUS RIDDLED LOSER ALL MIGHT WANNABE DOPEY AAHHH 

Electric Pazas was muted!!

SmallMight: All Might mentioned!? Woohoo!! Yeah!! I love that guy, but silly Kaminari, I am the wannabe All Might!! Haha!!

SmallMight: Now you best sort your shit out, you stupid power bank. No, not even, you are just a useless charger that can't even lightning charge. Never compare ANYONE else to All Might you are hideous no one will ever love you.

SmallMight was muted!!

precious bean 2: wait how is this happening?? dark shadow thought that pikachu was the owner...

goth bird: After we recovered our chat room from the grasp of the Phantom Thief, Neito Monoma, our dearest Amazon Packaging Unit, Hanta, took it upon himself to become the new owner to keep that pesky Copier from taking our rights.

emo girl: jeez calm it its just a chat dude

Octonauts: How DARE you talk about this amazing place so MEANLY Kyoka...

precious bean 2: why didnt you just. tell me in person I AM LITERALLY ATTACHED TO YOU-

goth bird: Hm.

tape is'nt cool: oh ye that was aaaall me, brochachos. i know, i am just so friggen cool, heh...

tape is'nt cool: WAIT dont call me that birdfuck

Type 3: jesus christ you guys are volatile today... bad sleep or smthn?

emo girl: ugh. get off my case ur not my dad

father: This may be true, none of us are your real parents, Jiro. But we should all be respectful to each other here!! Or I shall have Aizawa-sensei Erase this chat from all of our phones.

Octonauts: Why are you so. Just so formal, Iida?? Let loose. Live a little.

Type 3: leave the man be, hes cool in my eyes

tape is'nt cool: you mean HOY IN UR EYEFGAYSGVSF

like glue... but spícy: lol u said gay in that spam

father: My apologies, I have been working extra hard recently to cover for some of our classes... Incidents.

Several people are typing...

Whom??: Oh yeah, that...

emo girl: hes so stupid

Mother:...That was rather silly of him, yes.

precious bean: :'(

Kirby: luckily Izuku helped him!!

Can't ya see: GUYS IM BACK HE COULDNT STOP ME

goth bird: Indeed... Midoriya is an exceptional young Hero.

goth bird: Oh?? Hagakure, what happened??

Kirby: srsly tho Denki u need to stop being so stupid like PLEASE stop

💥 explosive diarrhoea 💥: SHUT UP IDIOTS!! I'M TRYING TO CONSOLE KIRISHIMA DAMN IT!!

Can't ya see: BUT but kaminari he. i saw. the chat he deleted i saw it I DID I KNOW WHAT HE SAID

Can't ya see: wait what whats happening is rocky oke?? :(

💥 explosive diarrhoea 💥: HE'S FINE, WINDOW!! JUST SHUT UP STOP SPAMMING THE CHAT!!

Kirby: tell him i hope hes oki for me Katsuki!!

emo girl: katsuki?? since when were you two so close??

💥 explosive diarrhoea 💥: QUIETEN DOWN, EARPHONE JACK-OFF!! PISS OFF AND DIE

Mother: Bakugo. Stop this at once!!

💥 explosive diarrhoea 💥: GO TO HELL, BARGAIN BIN!!

KIRIKIRI KIRIKIRI: HE'S OVERREACTING GUYS, I JUST WANT TODOBROKI TO ANSWER ME!!

Type 3: Wow dude. You're really going for it today, huh??

precious bean: eee... :(

precious bean 2: NOOO KOJI MY FRIEND. BAKUGO YOU MEANIE STOP SCARING HIM!!

like glue... but spícy: not cool, mayn...

💥 explosive diarrhoea 💥:... Sorry, Koda.

💥 explosive diarrhoea 💥 has gone offline!!

Type 3: Ohh shit maybe he's like. Actually human right now.

SmallMight: He always has been human, he just shows his love in his own way, yeah!! Also, sorry for my words before. I was just mad at Kaminari for the... Incident earlier.

Type 3: Huh. Fair enough.

Type 3: Wait aren't you muted still??

SmallMight: Sero removed it!! I had to beg nicely.

tape is'nt cool: i mean you really didnt i was just in a game dude

Type 3: What're you playing?? I don't see you on Steam rn.

tape is'nt cool: put my account offline cuz people keep inviting me to join their groups... im already in one, so

Type 3: Must be nice having so many friends, man.

tape is'nt cool: its nice, yeah. do you not talk to many people outside of our class dude??

Can't ya see: lurks

Type 3: What?? Haha, of course I do!! I have many friends outside of our class. Like Manga in 1-B!!

tape is'nt cool: dude Manga is friends with everybody

Can't ya see: kinda like u Sero!!

Can't ya see: Mango is pretty cool though i must admit sigh

Type 3: Well just don't worry about it, man. I'm great!! I am fine.

tape is'nt cool: uhh no one said you werent big guy

Private DMs of Hanta Sero and Rikido Sato!!

Hanta Sero: hey man. whats up??

Rikido Sato: It's nothing, really. Honestly, don't worry about it. And like. Sorry if I sounded annoyed about you having friends. That was uncool of me.

Hanta Sero: bro dont worry about it. i love ya, big guy. i just talk to a lotta people, and you dont. that doesnt mean im cooler or anything. i mean, you LITERALLY out punch everyone in our class. you even got Izuku to fold in an arm wrestle AFTER he shouted "100%!!" and you only ate a few cupcakes. your Quirk is seriously cool, but the MAN behind it?? im not Eijiro, but man, you are super manly, for reals. a true man bakes cakes for his friends as well as offers to train with them whenever they want. youre awesome, man. truth. wanna join my group on OW?? might help you with talking to others??

Rikido Sato: Hanta... I don't know what to say right now but. Just know I am smiling over here.

Hanta Sero: hah niiice man. im glad i can make you smile!!

Rikido Sato: It's just... I find it so hard to talk to other boys, even though I am comfortable with you, Mezo, Kaminari, Tokoyami, Mashirao etc etc... I don't know, I was bullied before about my Quirk and... Stuff relating to that.

Hanta Sero: im so sorry, big guy. wanna talk about it at all?? im all ears, and elbows. heh

Rikido Sato: I appreciate it, but I'll pass for now. Maybe another time. But uh. I'll join your team if I can play support for once. I wanted to practice more supports, so...

Hanta Sero: of course!! i only really play QP now anyways. i hate the ranked stress... 

Rikido Sato: Awesome!! Thank you, really. But who else is there right now??

Hanta Sero: ohh im just with the big three, theyre pretty chill. Izuku introduced me to Mirio the other day. we're pretty close now!! even Tamaki can look at me now which is neat, i feel like their adopted child or something haha

Rikido Sato: I don't know how you do it, man. That's really nice though. As long as Amajiki-senpai is alright with me being there, I know he is even worse than me with newer people.

Hanta Sero: im sure itll be fine!! here, ill invite you, i think Nej is leaving soon anyways. and again, really, talk to me ANY time. youre one of my closest friends, and uh. as you pointed out i have a few friends haha

Class 1-A Group Chat!!

KIRIKIRI KIRIKIRI: COME ON TODOBROKI, I'LL KNOCK DOWN YOUR DOOR IF YOU KEEP IGNORING ME, DAMN IT!!

Whom??: Dude calm down, you still haven't told us what the issue is.

emo girl: jesus christ todoroki please answer him hes so loud

Octonauts: i just severed my ears

dva main: tetsu just said "that's metal as fuck broji"

dva main: fr tho ur cool as heckity hell, Riki!!

emo girl: eh

goth bird: Oho??

Whom??: Um. Who are you??

Octonauts: Whom* and thanks, Tetsu. Wait. Eh??

Whom??: Die.

Whom??: Seriously, who is this joker??

can't stop simping: ✨Oh my!! Hello there, my friend, Manga Fukidashi!! It was like you were summoned here~✨

dva main: someons say JOKER ( ͡ಥ ͜ʖ ͡ಥ)

dva main: https://youtu.be/LSzN-YACU1k?si=IX_wmq3KkL4qNM9J

Type 3: Thanks btw, Fukidashi.

Whom??: Wait, the shouting guy from 1-B?? Your voice is so annoying. How are you even here??

Octonauts: oh hey dude

dva main: what up my slime

like glue... but spícy: thats MY word, my slime!!

dva main: sharing is caring, no?? (〃ω〃)

like glue... but spícy: then share ur rizz tips my slime

dva main: my slime i am maidenless rn (༎ຶ︿༎ຶ)

Can't ya see: that surprises me :o

Whom??: I mean he isn't really all that...

Octonauts: yuh im fine just relaxing. was gonna hop on OW2 actually, speaking of your name hah

dva main: tightightightight i just got on with my BOYS. Awase is on my dick like a leech rn he wants me to sotp texting here. mf was crying that i didnt pick my role lmao

tape is'nt cool: ohh yeah i see him getting mad in ur gc lmao thats wild bro

tape is'nt cool: i see ur full thats cool dude, was gonna say my group just hopped off, you wanna join me @Octonauts and anyone else. got two slots free if you join :p

Octonauts: oh bet?? yeah ill jump on, can i hop on dps??

tape is'nt cool: yuh ill fill in, Riki is learning some more supports. dude he popped the f*** off with Brig just now

Octonauts: wait who were you playing with before??

tape is'nt cool: Mirio, Tamaki and Nejire. theyre pretty cool. they like Riki which is cool too!!

Octonauts: woah youre friends w them!?

SmallMight: OMG I am so happy you two are getting along!!

bingbong: I miss Nejire

bingbong: ribbit

SmallMight: Oh, hi Tsu!! How was your walk earlier??

bingbong: It was fine. I bumped into Tsuburaba, Kaibara and Kuroiro from 1-B actually. Ribbit. They are nice people, most of 1-B are... Just Monoma sort of scares me honestly!!

bingbong: ribbit

SmallMight: Aw, that is lovely. :)

emo girl: i feel like Kuroiro listens to good music

goth bird: He does indeed. As my Brother in Darkness, I must always "hype him up"... But not too much, he has his eyes set on someone...

emo girl: lmao what. i dont like him like that dude. im litera

emo girl: im literally not dating rn

emo girl: thats what i was trying to type

emo girl: okay where has everyone gone

bingbong: I just got back in now actually, Kuroiro and Kaibara had to go quickly after I saw them, so Tsuburaba and I went to get ice cream since we were near that place we went before, Izuku?? With the Dekusquad!! I don't think he likes me much though, he was really awkward and quiet the whole time. Which is kind of sad... I don't know if I hurt him...

bingbong: ribbit...

emo girl: there we go!!

tape is'nt cool: ohh ye the big three are neato. also heyyy my mans Tsuburaba is getting IN there

can't stop simping: ✨Oo la la~!!✨

bingbong: Getting in where...?? The ice cream shop??

bingbong: ribbit

Octonauts: thats pretty cool Hanta, fr. and nice Tsu!! i should hang out w those guys more, Bondo and Kamakiri are so wholesome together, they invited me out shopping once. i think it was because i suggested the idea of the mutant support group or smthn

SmallMight: Amajiki is so sweet... One day I hope he can look me in the eyes too!!

dva main: sorry just died lol but i have to say Tsu, Kosei does like you. trustrust

bingbong: Oh, really?? That makes me really happy actually!! That is a weird feeling.

bingbong: ribbit

can’t stop simping: ✨Interesting... I think somebody has a crush~✨

Type 3: What?? Shut up, sparkles, I don't know what you're on about.

can't stop simping: ✨I was not referring to you, sugar~ What are you hiding, hm?✨

Type 3: Quiet now. Shush. Nono.

dva main: ohhh wait i know who ur on abt Rikido~

dva main has been muted!!

tape is'nt cool: oh weird. anyways, anyone else joining??

Electric Pazas: WOOHOO yeah lemme IN babe

Electric Pazas: also im BACK bitches

father: Did you remove the censoring of rude words, Kaminari??

Electric Pazas: tf why me i JUST got back brotha

Hot N Cold, Katy Perry: He is our father, Kaminari. Have some respect. Also, Kirishima, what is your question??

Electric Pazas: haha lol ur daddy

Electric Pazas has been muted... again...

father: Sorry. He is just a bit much today. Especially with... The Incident...

can't stop simping: ✨That was... Not shining...✨

Mother: I would like to forget that.

SmallMight: I wonder if Shinso could do that for us!!

GiverOfHead: Please do not drag Shinso into any antics of yours. I will make you cry if you make him cry. Got it??

SmallMight: Um

Can't ya see: holy fucking shitballs @LeSparkleSquad~

Mother: Oh my word.

Whom??: Why is. Why. I thought my name was degrading...

like glue... but spícy: THAT WASNT EVEN ME FOR ONCE LMAO WHAT

can't stop simping: ✨Our Squad has reunited, hello all!!✨

can't stop simping: ✨What a curious nickname, is that you, Sensei??✨

bingbong: Is that. really Aizawa-sensei's name

bingbong: ribbit

GiverOfHead: I will find out. You are all in trouble now. Because I say so.

father: How outragous!! Who has done this!?

father: @tape is'nt cool @Electric Pazas @like glue... but spícy @Can't ya see

father: I know it was one of you. I just can't prove it...

Can't ya see: i promise you daddy it wasnt me

Can't ya see has been muted!!

Mother: Please come forward whoever it was.

like glue... but spícy: lol cum

like glue... but spícy has been muted!!

Hot N Cold, Katy Perry: Kirishima has been knocking on my door for a while now. I froze it stuck in shock. Forgive me.

Kirby: i just wonder who named him that...

bingbong: ur evil kirbs

bingbong: ribbit

Kirby: whaaat im just a girl :3

SmallMight: Haha that is funny actually!!

Kirby: heheh

emo girl: painfully obvious...

SmallMight: Hm??

emo girl: ugh. nothing. i need to find my phone charger

SmallMight: Your phone charger??

emo girl: yes. i didnt mean pikachu you stupid... strong man... guy. basic ahh quirk!!

SmallMight: YOU TAKE THAT BACK MY QUIRK IS

SmallMight: ...

SmallMight: Okay...

emo girl: sorry. jeez chill out

Hot N Cold, Katy Perry: Hmm.

KIRIKIRI KIRIKIRI: HEY. HEY TODOBROKI!!

Hot N Cold, Katy Perry: Hello there, Kirishima. Sorry, I was not ignoring you. I just failed to react in time for every message. What is the matter??

KIRIKIRI KIRIKIRI: ICE TO MEET YOU

KIRIKIRI KIRIKIRI: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAHHA GUYS GUYS GET IT GUYS GUYS

emo girl: you made all that noise. for half an hour. TO SAY A SHITTY JOKE!?

KIRIKIRI KIRIKIRI: WOOPS. TIME TO GO TRAIN. MANLINESSSSSS!!

tape is'nt cool: aw man i was hoping he'd join

SmallMight: I'll play!! Can I tank??

tape is'nt cool: shore. just need one more for a full team if we want

Kirby: me me me pick me

tape is'nt cool: i thought you didnt play many games?? didnt you play OW2 before like. all of twice and got mad??

Kirby:...no. maybe..

tape is'nt cool: ehh what the heck, come on in!! just finished a game too, perfect timing

tape is'nt cool: oh good lord why am i hearing a fight

💥 explosive diarrhoea 💥: HAHAHA!! KIRISHIMA WILL WIPE THE FLOOR WITH YOU, ICY SHIT!! A FIGHT WITHOUT QUIRKS AND HE WILL STILL KILL YOUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!

goth bird: Never a day goes by without a fight. It seems that Kirishima merely wanted to spar. Good luck, Shoto...

Several moments later...

Mother: I think I need a holiday...

father: Maybe we should have a break, let two others be Class Reps for a week

father:...

father: I suddenly am busy for a week with Manual!! Hm... Hagakure, good luck with the class!!

Mother: Indeed, I believe you would be a great fit as well... Um... Aoyama!! See you all in a week.

Electric Pazas: um. could you just give us a sec??

Private DMs of Denki Kaminari and Hanta Sero!!

Denki Kaminari:...Hanta, we are so fucked.

Hanta Sero: do you realise... do. you. realise something... if the Sparkle Duo take over for a week we could lose our dormrooms and have to move out of them...

Denki Kaminari: i am going to apologise for the incident and stopthe fight right  now im so fucking scared of Hagakure and Aoyama they genuinely scare me as a duo pLEASE HELP ME SERO BABE

Hanta Sero: IM COMING POOKIE WE JUST LOST OUR GAME SO DWWWW

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Private DM's of Toru Hagakure and Mashirao Ojiro

Toru: hey

Toru: answer me...

Toru: Mashi...

Mashirao: What now??

Toru: im sorry for all of this im just. you have to listen to me, you cant even see me so why wont you ever listen?? i know ur mad at me but i really think we should. break up. im sorry to say it over text, but... you didnt accept it earlier in person, so... im sorry. for my own sake, i need 2 do this. i want to be friends still, maybe, i guess... its just not working

Mashirao: No, no. I'm sorry. That was unfair of me. There's a lot going on for me too, maybe you're right. I know I have treated you badly, it's no excuse but I just. Have been thinking of a lot myself.

Toru: then talk 2 me. plsss

Mashirao: I don't think I can. Sorry, Hagakure.

Toru: okay i wont push, but... i am here okay? as a. friend now... Ojiro

Class 1-A Group Chat!!

Octonauts: you guys see the news??

Kirby: yeah... its so scary, i just wish we could of helped, you know?? i hate that we are stuck here sometimes..

Octonauts: what?? idc about that rn. no i meant the fortnite news

Octonauts: wait what. no i do care. whats on the NEWS news??

Kirby: oh. um. i dont really play it

Hot N Cold, Katy Perry: It appears a large scale villain attack has just ended. Many Pro Heroes were in the area luckily. It seems they were having drinks, I believe. It was very lucky, there were many top ranking Heroes there. Hawks, Mt. Lady, Kamui Woods, Edgeshot, Best Jeanist... And some others.

Octonauts: oh lordy. thats awful but, yeah really lucky actually. i wonder why they could all be off duty at the same time though... i suppose if Mirko, Wash or Endeavour were on duty then it wouldnt be so bad, but...

Octonauts: ah- sorry, Todoroki, for mentioning him

precious bean: I think he was with the Pro's for drinks, actually!! My bird friends just told me!!

father: Koda, whilst I appreciate that you were only looking to possibly help, and being a Hero as best you can with our restrictions, you can not use your Quirk so suddenly like that. I won't tell Aizawa-sensei, but just be careful, okay??

precious bean: Ah, yes!! Sorry, father ^-^

father: I

father: Yes. I forgot about the nickname...

Electric Pazas: i thought you were away with mommy for the week??

Type 3: Ew, dude don't call her that...

tape is'nt cool: id call her that

tape is'nt cool: i am so sorry idk where that came from, ily platonically Momommy </3

Electric Pazas: WAIT

Electric Pazas: FORTNITE NEWS??

Electric Pazas: @Octonauts @Octonauts @Octonauts @Octonauts @Octonauts @Octonauts @Octonauts @Octonauts

Octonauts: for the love of All Might CALM DOWN

Octonauts: here speaking of, look for yourself...

Electric Pazas and tape is'nt cool are typing...

SmallMight: OH MY

SmallMight: MY BEAUTIFUL MAN

SmallMight: WHY DIDNT HE TELL ME HE WAS GOING TO BE IN FORTNITE!?

Electric Pazas: wow- how did you. type all of that in 1 second-

tape is'nt cool: izuku, man... you need some serious help with this obsession

tape is'nt cool: dont get me wrong, this is AWESOME, but like... seeeeriouslyyy

Electric Pazas: yeah!! looks pretty sweeeet. hey @emo girl look look!!

SmallMight: Sorry... I just get a bit excited!!

emo girl: huh

emo girl: oh hey thats pretty punk rock hell yeah

emo girl: any other heroes coming to fortnite?? im surprised it took this long for any really

can't stop simping: ✨You play too, Jiro??✨

emo girl: yeh but only cuz chargedolt made me. im better than him now. AND i can play with my earphone jacks

Kirby: that sounds so impressive, Kyoka!! i never really play it so... i wouldnt know how!!

bingbong: its fun, Ochako!! play with me sometime??

bingbong: ribbit

Kirby: of course Tsu i would love too :D

Electric Pazas: can we get some F's in the chat for the bus driver guys... f

Whom??: ...f

bingbong: f

bingbong: ribbit

Kirby: f :'(

SmallMight: f!!

emo girl: big f

like glue... but spícy: p h a t t e s t  F

precious bean: f...

goth bird: ...F...

precious bean 2: im so sad, f!!

can't stop simping: ✨F~✨

Octonauts: f </3

SmallMight: @Mother

SmallMight: Hey Yaomomo... You know how we are such good friends??

emo girl: oh brother

Electric Pazas: cmon Izu

Mother: We are absolutely great friends, of course!! You have helped me out countless times!! A true gentleman!! Although, remember, Tenya and I are on official break from this chat and all responsibilities!! Please refer any questions to Aoyama and Toru, thank you!!

SmallMight: But. But I don't know their financial states...

can't stop simping: ✨Wonderful!! Thank you for asking!!✨

SmallMight: Yuga I will do your homework for the rest of the year. Please. I need this skin.

can't stop simping: ✨Oui!! That is doable indeed!! I never really understood gaming, but I totally understand wanting your characters to look amazing!!✨

emo girl: its pretty fun tbh. should join us for like. minecraft or smthn. thats a good starter game, right??

Electric Pazas: id say so!! makes sense you dont rlly play games tho Aoyama

Type 3: How come it "makes sense"??

Electric Pazas: wait

goth bird: Oh my. My electronic friend, what are you implying here??

Electric Pazas: well yknow. like. hes all super flamboyant and sparkles and stuff

tape is'nt cool: thats a pretty big word for you dude lmao

tape is'nt cool: i mean have you seen yourself..

Electric Pazas: right i am NOT gay okay??

SmallMight: No one said you where, Kaminari-

Kirby: kaminari are you. yknow

Kirby: its okay if you are!! you know you can open up to us, I'm bi, Sero's bi, Tenya's gay, Mina is... Mina, Aizawa-sensei is DEFINITELY fruity, Dark Shadow uses they/them pronouns!! oh oh and Kojiro and Kamakiri in 1-B are together too, even Bakugo isnt homophobic... though i can guess why~

Electric Pazas: NO. IM NOT

Electric Pazas: im a women enjoyer ONLY. I ONLY WANT TO BE WITH A REAL WOMAN

emo girl: you do act a bit. yknow

emo girl: real woman??

tape is'nt cool: dude what. we're just messing around man calm down

Electric Pazas: i just mean im not into dudes, alright!? is there anything wrong w that!?

Kirby: of course not!! i just thought, you know...

Type 3: Iida is gay?? Really?? Like actually confirmed really??

Kirby: have u seen his gym clothes...

Type 3: You may have a point.

emo girl: ur projecting lol bet you and Kirishima used to get freaky all the time

Electric Pazas: shut up ugh no we didnt!! i dont like dude, i dont like kirishima like that, and i dont like dick!!

emo girl: suree

emo girl: this was funny but i got shit to do

Electric Pazas: but you only just got to see me here, in all my glory, Kyoka!! come onnnn you havent seen me all dayyyy

emo girl: im busy.

emo girl has gone offline!!

Electric Pazas: ohh no.nononono did i do somehting again!?

Electric Pazas: i promise it wasan accident what happened yesterdaaie ijust shottr circuited and it was all stuppiddd and adongsbkhakaskfhy

goth bird: I am sure she is fine, Charged One. Jiro is likely busy with her music, remember??

Electric Pazas: ohhh yeahhh tru tru you got it all right!! i knew u was cool Fumikage

goth bird: I would hope so. We have been friends for a while now, Denki Kaminari.

Octonauts: full named and everything woah

Private DM's of Hanta Sero and Kyoka Jiro!!

Hanta: hey gurrrl uh. you okay??

Kyoka: what do u think stupid

Hanta: ooookay easy, easy. what Denki was sayin wasnt targeted or anything. he doesnt. know. right??

Kyoka: NO. OF COURSE NOT!!

Kyoka: we hang out a lot but he wouldnt know that. not at all

Kyoka: i just really. really thought we might. get together i really did!!

Hanta: Kyoka... he has no idea you like him, you know that, right?? 

Kyoka: i know hes so stupid ugh. just ask me out ffs

Hanta: i really. really. REALLY. shouldnt say this...

Kyoka: what

Kyoka: what Hanta

Hanta: Denki likes you, Kyoka. like he REALLY does!! i know he would fry my elbows for telling you but i hate seeing you upset. i bet all my hard earned monies that he wouldnt care whats between your legs, Kyoka. really :)

Kyoka: but he said about real women and that scares me what if he doesnt see me as one or like tells everyone

Hanta: hes an idiot. he isnt an ass!! mostly anyways. cmon Kyoka, for me, just talk to him a bit more... forward-ly. i think he would appreciate it a lot. Tape's Honour

Kyoka: lmao ur weird. but fine ill see if i can i just. idk. Toru, Mina and Momo keep telling me to go for it. constantly...

Kyoka: i havent even told Momo

Hanta: then why not?? ill come with you if you want. i know for a fact she will accept you, our whole class will!!

Kyoka: alright. maybe then. i just need to think about it, okay??

Hanta: okay dokay bestie. hey, you see the fortnite thing?? wanna run some later??

Kyoka: oh "shore" thing!!

Hanta: bruh why are you STILL making fun of me for spelling it like that IT MAKES ME THINK OF THE BEACH I LIKE THE SEA OKAY-

Private DM's of Hanta Sero and Denki Kaminari!!

Hanta: hypothetically if i became a woman would that bother you dude

Denki: wut. ofc not. youd be HOT and itd mean we could fuck and it wouldnt be gay for once

Hanta: lmao keep talking like that and people WILL think we are actually fuckingg

Hanta: but thanks ig haha

Denki: hey. are you coming out to me rn?? do you want me to use she/her or

Hanta: nonono, no no no no no not me at all no. just wondered is all. ur just an idiot sometimes arentcha

Denki: fuck off and die cutie xoxo

Class 1-A Group Chat!!

Octonauts: but yeah that fortnite collab with All Might, it seems others are being added as well

Octonauts: let me see uhh

goth bird: I believe Hawks, Mt. Lady and Edgeshot are being added alongside All Might. At least, that is what my Brother in Darkness has told me... He has been working with Edgeshot recently. Apparently he has learnt many things under him. I just wish to learn more myself...

Octonauts: oh shit, nice. thanks for the info haha

Octonauts: lmk next time you see Kuroiro actually, i wanted to chat with him and some more of 1-B

goth bird: Very well.

💥 explosive diarrhoea 💥: THATS SO STUPID!! WHO CARES ABOUT THOSE EXTRAS!? MT. LADY IS WORTHLESS SHE JUST SHOWS OFF HER ASS!! HAWKS IS COCKY I WOULD BLOW UP HIS WEAK BITCHASS FEATHERS EASILY!! AND EDGESHOT IS A COWARDLY LOSER, STRIKING FROM THE SHADOWS!? STUPID EXTRA!! HE HAS TO BE ONE OF THE WORST HEROES EVER!! I'D NEVER LIKE HIM, EVEN IF HE SAVED MY LIFE!!

KIRIKIRI KIRIKIRI: HECK YEAH!! THAT IS SO COOL!! MT. LADY ROCKS!! THE WAY SHE FIGHTS IS SUPER MANLY!!

Type 3: I agree actually, she is super strong!!

Electric Pazas: nah shes fiiine tho

Type 3: Bruh

Octonauts: i mean... 🫦

Octonauts deleted a message!!

goth bird: Why are you like this Kaminari??

Electric Pazas: WAHAT DOYDIOU MEANSA JUST ME!? MEZO DID WORSE PROBABLYY

Octonauts: dunno what you mean :D

Electric Pazas: i will kill u irl bro

KIRIKIRI KIRIKIRI: WOAH BRO DONT DO THAT!! NOT MANLY!!

💥 explosive diarrhoea 💥: HEY ACKNOWLEDGE ME DAMN IT!!

KIRIKIRI KIRIKIRI: SERIOUSLY BRONKI DONT HURT MEZBRO

Electric Pazas: i wont i wont daaaang man dont worrrryyy

can't stop simping: ✨I have faith in you, Kaminari~ Behave~✨

precious bean 2: aoyama :D

can't stop simping: ✨Bonjour Darkest of Shadows~✨

Can't ya see!: HEYYYY CLASS!! its me. the honorary class rep for leik a week!! how are we all?? keeping well, being nice and having fun!?

SmallMight: Right then who the FUCK caused a power outage I was waiting in the Fortnite queue to BE THE FIRST TO GET AND WIN WITH THE ALL MIGHT SKIN WHAT THE FUCK

Can't ya see!: oh no..

goth bird: Angry Midoriya is... A scary thing to witness.

SmallMight: Denki Chargebolt Kaminari...

Electric Pazas: affouanfhfsaaaa

Hot N Cold, Katy Perry: Did Kaminari blow out the lights??

KIRIKIRI KIRIKIRI: CAN CONFIRM HE DID. HE IS IN HIS SILLY STATE!!

emo girl: heheh dumbass

Can't ya see!: 👀 hello

emo girl: what. im laughing. go away

goth bird: Somebody... Please help... The sudden change to darkness... I can not control...!!

SmallMight: Denki I am coming for

SmallMight: Wait Fumikage, is it Dark Shadow!? Quick, does anyone have a lamp or something??

tape is'nt cool: aww no man uh uh i might have something... the one time Yaomomo isnt here fuucj

tape is'nt cool: @Hot N Cold, Katy Perry hey shoto can you get to Fumi rq??

Hot N Cold, Katy Perry: What does "rq" mean, sorry??

Type 3: Real quick.

Hot N Cold, Katy Perry: I see. Of course I can, Hanta. Tokoyami, do not fret, I am On my way!!

Type 3: lol "On my way!!"

Type 3: I hope you're okay though, Fumikage.

like glue... but spícy: sorry been SUPER busy today!! bumped into Midoriya in the halls, i miiight need some help stopping him from killing Denki tho!!

💥 explosive diarrhoea 💥: COME AT ME, DEKU!!

like glue... but spícy: oookay that was not what i expected but YES please Baks cmere

💥 explosive diarrhoea 💥: DONT CALL ME THAT UGLY PINK GIRL

like glue... but spícy: yeeeouch...

tape is'nt cool: dudebabe ik ur fried rn but like fuck Bakugo sometimes, telling Mina shes ugly is so out of line, shes quite literally stunning its crazy to me how ive never felt like this for someone yknow?? anyways respond when you can, im tryna find you rn too ;p

tape is'nt cool deleted a message!!

tape is'nt cool: aknfh

Can't ya see!: W H A T  T H E  F U C K @1-Gay

tape is'nt cool: shut up shut up you did NOT see a THING TORU

emo girl: what happened??

bingbong: pls im so sleepy whats with the pings??

bingbong: ribbit

Kirby: Izuku is currently calming down btw!! lil update

Type 3: You can't silence us all, Hanta. I saw that too.

tape is'nt cool: no pls big guy cmon now hahah

Type 3: Don't worry, elbows. I magically forgot... And Aoyama toootally didn't see it as well...

can't stop simping: ✨Hehe, I know everyones secrets~✨

tape is'nt cool is typing...

tape is'nt cool is typing...

tape is'nt cool is typing...

tape is'nt cool: fuckberries

GiverOfHead: First of all, change my name here. Now.

Type 3: Oh hey, sensei.

Kirby: Aizawa-sensei, hiya!!

tape is'nt cool has changed GiverOfHead's name to EraserMic

EraserMic: What?? I do not understand the name but it is better I suppose.

EraserMic: That doesn't matter right now at least. Did Kaminari overload??

Hot N Cold, Katy Perry: Yes, sensei. It was a rather inconveniant time for most of us. I was over with some of Class 1-B learning about Dungeons and Dragons. It was quite insightful, Kamakiri can be rather understanding and slow with people if it is about things he enjoys.

EraserMic: Just a yes would have worked fine.

Kirby: pls dont punish him sensei, i think he was like, shocked and then outburst...ed

Kirby: the pun was NOT intended

EraserMic: Don't worry. Everyone is fine. But the entire city has gone dark. That is a bad thing.

Type 3: Oh shit

tape is'nt cool: aw no fr?? should we go out and patrol to keep the streets safe?? ill swing right into action if needed!!

dva main: YEAH ill help too!! ill bring Shihai and Kendo, theyre like the best for this, Shihai Kuroiro, the Scheming Hero: Vantablack, hiding in the shadows to jump villains... and Itsuka Kendo, CQC Hero: Battle Fist, strongest most proficiant hand to hand fighter in the whole of UA!!

like glue... but spícy: mango, again??

like glue... but spícy: what is UP my guy!?

Whom??: What?? You aren't mad that he is just here still??

tape is'nt cool: tbf im still in their chat fr. even Neito likes me

bingbong: there is no way youre on first name basis with him of all people?? Bakugo was one thing but... Monoma??

dva main: NOTHING WILL STOP 1-B SUPREMECY, WE WILL BEAT YOU 1-A LOSERS AND SAVE THE CITY FROM YOUR STUPID HUMAN CHARGERS MISTAKES AAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAKBDGSB HSAKSGJHKSAJADN4 HELPDGJNOSJGBSKHBG

Type 3: Um. Manga??

tape is'nt cool: i dooont think that was manga

dva main: Sorry, everyone!! Monoma stole Manga's phone to make a statement or something, I don't know... So annoying... But, if we must go out, I will tell my class' most mobile to help bring your least mobile Heroes into the city!! We would appreciate any help with mobility as well!! Thank you - Kendo

Type 3: Ahh.

💥 explosive diarrhoea 💥: OUT OF THE WAY, EXTRAS!! I WILL KILL ANY VILLAIN THAT SHOWS THEIR UGLY FACES!!

Can't ya see!: why did this have to happen when the parents are away...

Hot N Cold, Katy Perry: I have figured something out reguarding Dungeons and Dragons.

emo girl: dont care rn dude how is Fumikage??

Hot N Cold, Katy Perry: He is perfectly fine now. Do not worry, my fire burns bright enough without heating myself too much. I should hold this for a while. We can always bring Aoyama in here if needed.

emo girl: true true thats good then

emo girl: sorry that was hella rude just then... so like what abt dragons??

Octonauts: oh wait thats awesome, Todo!! id love to teach you some more about tabletop, its stupid fun

Hot N Cold, Katy Perry: Well, that is the thing. I remember seeing some of these "miniatures" at home, in my brother's old room. So I was google searching and asking Bondo and Kamakiri about them. It was definitely something like the ones we used, but they looked very futristic.

Octonauts: aw nice your brother likes 40K?? thats so cool!!

Hot N Cold, Katy Perry: I suppose he did, yes.

SmallMight: Omg that is cool, Shoto!! I had no idea Natsuo was cool like that!!

goth bird: Yes, I am well. Sorry for worrying you all. Dark Shadow is now resting, but they told me to tell you all they apologise for worrying you.

goth bird: Also Warhammer is "peak", as they say.

Type 3: Drop a heart for Dark Shadow, everyone <3

bingbong: <3

bingbong: ribbit

precious bean: <3

Can't ya see: <3

KIRIKIRI KIRIKIRI: <3 !!

emo girl: </3

Whom??: Someone thinks she's cool and edgy...

emo girl: shut up or drop a heart

Whom??: Fair enough. <3

Octonauts: <3 <3 <3 (get it 3 hearts cuz octopus okay bye)

Hot N Cold, Katy Perry: No. Not Natsuo.

SmallMight: Oh-

SmallMight: Sorry I didn't mean to bring it all up you know I was just. Thinking wrong.

Hot N Cold, Katy Perry: No, it is alright. He is in a better place away from Dad now. I am sure he is looking down at me with a smile. Especially if I enjoy a hobby he did before he passed...

SmallMight: Yeah... Yes!! That is a great way to put it, Shoto :)

Hot N Cold, Katy Perry: Indeed. At least they do not have to worry about Kaminari killing their electricity and lights turning off occaisionally wherever he may be...

League of Funny and Happy Friends!!

Blue Flame: why the hell are the lights out tomura did you break shit again

Compress: Oh?? I was about to ask. How very strange~

Blue Flame: dont fuck with me what did you do sako

Compress: Me?? No, no!! I did no such thing with the lights!! My tricks have much more of a wow factor.

Blue Flame: whatever

Blue Flame: just dont come in my room for a bit im. trying to make shit rn

Transform: why r u spamming chat smmmm im tryna watch stuff ;-;

Blue Flame: the power went out psycho what are you talking about

Transform: i know :> i am watching jin try to recreate shows using clones of us ^-^

Double: I am doing my best here.

Double: Hardly!!

Decay: wut do u wnt scarface

Blue Flame: did you fuck up the lights asshole??

Decay: na i dont fw the lights. me n Iguchi was trying to play league but everyone stopped working whichhh i assume is what this chat is about rn

Transform: come watch jins play!! wow, so cool!!

Double: Please, no interruptions.

Double: Keep yappin to me, I can ignore it!!

Gecko: pls stfu i need to sleep now

Gecko: tomura we played waaaay too much tonight lmao go rest up king

Compress: Hold the phone. Make things?? Oho!! What creativity from our Star Pupil, Dabi!! So, Dabi, what are you making??

Blue Flame: it doesnt concern you now go get lost

Decay: whatevr... im going to go dissapear now too. have fun w that, idiot

Double: What are these tiny toys??

Double: Looks lame, destroy it!!

Blue Flame: no twice, no. bad jin and a bad twice you are being silly out my room now NOW

Compress: Tiny toys?? Have you taken my balls??

Decay: lmao

Gecko: lmao

Magnetism: Imasuji and I are out right now- What happened with the cities lights??

Decay: ooh?? the entire city??

Gecko: thinking of causing some harm, tomura??

Double: Let's go Bossman!!

Double: No way, I'm scared!!

Transform: mmm oki!! i wanna find some new Quirks to try!! where r u big sis Mag??

Magnetism: We are just at our usual drinking spot. I think Imasuji went to the toilet.

Decay: we'll come to you. stay comfy. lets go Iguchi. and everyone else. ill get Kurogiri to teleport us

Compress: Fine, fine. Let me get my best coat!!

Blue Flame: boringgg but fine i guess

Blue Flame: i just wanted to have my own time...

Compress: Ah, I thought so, you're playing little games with little soldiers!! Ha-ha!! How fun!!

Blue Flame: I WILL END YOU

Double: Uh oh, Dabi's mad!!

Double: Fuel the fire, let's kill kill kill!!

Class 1-A Group Chat!!

SmallMight: I hope you enjoy that then, Shoto. But I think I may join some of the others in checking out the city, you never know who may pop up out of nowhere in the dark!!

Hot N Cold, Katy Perry: Very well. I will stay with Tokoyami and Dark Shadow. Could someone stay with Kaminari too??

emo girl: i can if you want ig

KIRIKIRI KIRIKIRI: NO WE WILL NEED YOU TO FIND PEOPLE AND LISTEN OUT FOR ANY DANGER, JIRO!! THANK YOU BUT I WILL STAY WITH KAMINARI, WE HAVE MANY STRONG FIGHTERS GOING OUT THERE, RIKIBRO AND BROZUKU AND OF COURSE MY GOAT TETSUBRO. SO DONT WORRY!!

emo girl: ah right. yeah no of course!! that makes sense :)

tape is'nt cool: shit i guess hes right. i can swing us in if you need??

emo girl: its alright, Midoriya just offered to take me in. you shoulddd probably help someone else like Mina maybe or something idk?? okay byeee

tape is'nt cool: huh wait come baaack Kyoka

like glue... but spícy: aw yeah Hantaaaa baby come pick me uuup i just slipped into my hero costumeee

tape is'nt cool: aa

Private DM's of Hanta Sero and Kyoka Jiro!!

Hanta: FFS KYOKA IM GOING TO WRAP YOU UP AND DELIVER YOU TO DENKI MYSELF FUCK SAKE WHY SAY IT LIKE THAT YOU KNOW I KEEP TRYING TO AVOID SWINGING MINA ANYWEHREBAHBSGAH

Kyoka: heheheh

Class 1-A Group Chat!!

tape is'nt cool: YEAH THATS COO

tape is'nt cool: sorry caps lol idk why taht was on okay heyy Mina yeah ofc ill. you can like hold on, lets go!! weird ive never swung you around anywhere before haha how strange since ive done it for so many people hahahh

like glue... but spícy: WOOHOO Hanta delivery service YYYEAHHH!! ill hold on tight!! ;D

dva main: the 1-B's are out here now, think we just saw some of you guys, lets patrol and do our best. PLUS ULTRAAAAA!!

can't stop simping: ✨Hmhm. You are all so hopeless sometimes~✨

can't stop simping: ✨Oh my oh my, I must come help with the city just in case as well!! Au revoir~✨

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Festivized Class 1-A Group Chat!!

9:16 am

Hanta Claws: merry happy super slappy awesome pawesome uber epic xmas everybody!! it may be sappy, but i really am happy we are all classmates and i just. i love you all <3

Blitzenki: gay lol

Muppet Christmas Carol: shut up kaminari

Muppet Christmas Carol: ribbit

Blitzenki: fair

Blitzenki: nah i agree you guys are pretty cool (except Kitty Katsuki)

Hanta Claws: go fry your brain dumbo

Hanta Claws: OH nvm you just made it so Katsukis gonna fry it for you idiot

Muppet Christmas Carol: gulp. you done messed up!!

Muppet Christmas Carol: ribbit

RED HAIRED RIOT: UH OH, BAKUBRO IS COMING FOR YOU, BRONKI

Grinch Coloured: Kaminari, are you okay?? I heard some… Noise. Oh also, I think Eri will be joining us today!! Yay

Comet: omgomgomg so cute YES i want to play with her so much today!!

Xmas EMOji: oh nice, Eri is so sweet. ill try to learn a new song for her… Midoriya, could you ask her for a request?? like just figure out what songs she likes??

Grinch Coloured: Yes, of course!! I will do, Jiro!!

Comet: …ill be there too Deku

Grinch Coloured: I know that, Uravity :D

Baubleko: ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS

Baubleko: CHRISTMAS TIME IS A JOLLY TIME AND YOU MUST RESPECT IT AND THE COOKING ALRIGHT??

fatHer cHristmas: Whilst I do not appreciate the profanity from Bakugo, he is right in saying to respect the food and please, help out if you can!! We shall be reconvening in Class 1-B’s at around 3pm, that is exactly six (6) hours from now, so, please do be there on time to exchange gifts and enjoy the food!! Father, out.

Blitzenki: kshdgs28sdySDGHBSKU8qybgsu

The Pumpkin King: Oh?? Has the Lord of TNT finally caught his sparking nemesis…

Hanta Claws: lol its fatHer cHristmas* Iida, cmon now

fatHer cHristmas: Not even on Christmas day I could be Father, really??

Hanta Claws: sorry i didnt make da roolz

Ash-Christmas I gave u ma heart: im p sure you did, tape

Hanta Claws: lies

Hanta Claws: deceptions

Le Krampus (cuz the tail hahah): Merry Xmas, all. I will be there to help with the food asap. Just leaving my parents house now.

Xmas EMOji: see u l8r dood

Grinch Coloured: Eri is so excited, you guys!! Should we start cooking now?? I mean, we should eat asap I believe…

Tenta-COLE: Eri we love you!!

Comet: its trueee shes so cute awh

Sleigh-zawa: Eri will be arriving shortly. You best be good to her. Or I will eliminate you.

10:12 am

Momornaments: Would anyone possibly be able to lend us some more hands over here in the kitchen?? Iida, Jiro, Ochako and I are the only ones cooking so far!!

Hanta Claws: yeah i can help fellas

RED HAIRED RIOT: ME TOO!!

Blitzenki: andmeicanhelpifBAKUGOLETSGOOFMEEEE-

Comet: umm…

Xmas EMOji: you three?? rlly??

Momornaments: Oh, dear… How do we put this…

fatHer cHristmas: Well, you see…

Baubleko: YOU THREE ARE IDIOTS, FUCK OFF AND STAY AWAY FROM THE KITCHEN. YOULL BE LUCKY TO EAT FOOD MADE BY ACTUAL PERFECT HUMANS. SO SHUT UP, GET AWAY AND DO AS I SAY. CREATION BITCH, LET ME LEAD THIS!!

Momornaments: …

Xmas EMOji: shut the fuck up creeper

Blitzenki: awwwwwwww man

Hanta Claws: so we back in the mine

fatHer cHristmas: Please stop. I can hear you both from the kitchen… Where even are you??

Blitzenki: in the mine

Grinch Coloured: I could help, maybe… But I think Eri would like to stay with me, so..

The Pumpkin King: Do not anger the beast on Christmas day… Or we shall need to sacrifice the blood of a virgin.

Zero: stop bein so dramatic Fumikage :( its CHRISTMAS and our names match :D

Blitzenki: heh cant use me then

Hanta Claws: absolute bull bro

Xmas EMOji: maybe just stay with her, Midoriya. i can help with anything extra

Xmas EMOji: also yeah absolutely a LIEEEEE Sparkie

Lil Elf aw: I’ll help :>

MistleToru: MERRYVCKSNHXGVNSKHGBSD yes. i am SO excited!! imma wear my cuuutest (revealing) christmas outfit~

Ash-Christmas I gave u ma heart: wwwoaaahh Toru babe :o how come?? are you looking for a special someone under the mistle-toru??

Le Krampus (cuz the tail hahah): …

Tenta-COLE: Merry Christmas, all. I will be joining asap after I see my family. I assume most will be doing the same, but I just wanted to warn in case I am late. Please, tell Eri I said hi, I am… rather happy she is fond of me Izuku

Tenta-COLE: Oh I’ll lend some hands frfr

MistleToru: hehehehhh maybes Mina, maybes…

Ash-Christmas I gave u ma heart: get it gurrrlll heh. ur so hot fuck

Ash-Christmas I gave u ma heart: wait

Ash-Christmas I gave u ma heart: lol woops

MistleToru: MINAAA

Hanta Claws: you guys gonna get a room, orrrr

MistleToru: pffttt why i thought youd wanankthjahad

Hot Chocolate: Caught her. Lmao. You’re welcome for that, Hanta.

Hanta Claws: thanks big guy love ya

Blitzenki: lol u gae or smthn

Hanta Claws: for u bbg

fatHer cHristmas: Ladies and gentlemen, please make sure you have all of your gifts ready for later on!!

Baubleko: FOCUS ON THE COOKING OLD MAN

fatHer cHristmas: But. I am the same age as you all…

Xmas Star~: ✨ And you sparkle with youth!! ✨

Hot Chocolate: True that

Ash-Christmas I gave u ma heart: guise i think bakusmell is around i can smell his sweaty smell (get it cuz he smellss)

Hanta Claws: stinkatsuki

Blitzenki: stinkatsuki

The Pumpkin King …Stinkatsuki

Muppet Christmas Carol: stinkatsuki

Muppet Christmas Carol: ribbit

Zero: stinky butt poo poo man

Hanta Claws: lol gotteem DS

Baubleko: DIE BUT JOLLY

Grinch Coloured: Hold on!! Don’t kill anyone on Christmas!!

Candy Cane: I think he is being metaphorical. I was learning what that means earlier. Thank you for teaching me social cues, Fumikage.

The Pumpkin King: ...You are welcome, commander of the Ice and Flame.

MistleToru: ehh!?!??! Tokoyami and social cues!?!?!!?

Le Krampus (cuz the tail hahah): He is a rather nice person to talk to, unlike some…

Grinch Coloured: …

Blitzenki: …

Hanta Claws: …

Hot Chocolate: …

Xmas EMOji: …

Blitzenki: SO ANYWAYS… what did you guys get me, hmmm?? for making this groupchat i deserve the MOST gifts hahahah right

Grinch Coloured: Is everything alright, Mashirao??

Blitzenki: hhahahahah right gifts! me. focus on me

Le Krampus (cuz the tail hahah): Everything is fine. Perfect. Never been better.

Le Krampus (cuz the tail hahah) has gone offline!!

Blitzenki: oh lordy

Hanta Claws: OKAY while we may suck at cooking, we are ACES at looking after our boy

RED HAIRED RIOT: NOT COOL BROZUKI

Grinch Coloured: Wait, what did I do??

Comet: Deku you kinda upset him

Grinch Coloured: How??

Baubleko: DONT BE SUCH AN ASSHOLE NERD

Grinch Coloured: HEY don’t pretend you care now…

Candy Cane: You ruined Christmas, Midoriya. Just like Endeavour...

Grinch Coloured: WHAT

Blitzenki: ur literally the Grinch wtf fucker fuck fucker

Blitzenki changed Grinch Coloured's name to The Grinch (Official)

The Grinch (Official): Does this count as bullying??

Muppet Christmas Carol: stop being mean to Deku!!

Muppet Christmas Carol: ribbit

Comet: yeah!! thats what i was meaning to say!! ugh im sorry Deku about those people, should we make hot cocoa?? :D 

The Grinch (Official): It’s fine, Asui and I already made some!!

The Grinch (Official): Tsu

The Grinch (Official): Heh… Sorry!!

Muppet Christmas Carol: Just call me Tsu

Muppet Christmas Carol: ribbit

Muppet Christmas Carol: oh you corrected. thank you!! ^-^

Blitzenki: tch. your time is up, liberal... heh

Blitzenki muted The Grinch (Official) for 5 hours!!

Blitzenki: heh. what a loser.

Xmas EMOji: wtf you mean "liberal"

Blitzenki: ITS A MEEEEEMEEEEE

Hanta Claws: yall are so strange on xmas

Muppet Christmas Carol: yall

Muppet Christmas Carol: ribbit

Tenta-COLE: yall

Hot Chocolate: yall

fatHer cHristmas: Yall!!

Momornaments: Yall. Hehe!!

Comet: yall stfu kys

Blitzenki: WOAH WOAHWOAH

Hanta Claws: tf is wrong with you today??

Le Krampus (cuz the tail hahah): I think I’m just going to leave and stay inside today guys. Sorry.

Le Krampus (cuz the tail hahah) has left Festivized Class 1-A Group Chat!!

Blitzenki: hmm

Hanta Claws: on it

Muppet Christmas Carol: so how are you all today?? i got to see my family today!!

Muppet Christmas Carol: ribbit

Tenta-COLE: I did as well!! It was lovely, what did you get from and for them all??

The Boys™ Group Chat

Members: Hanta Sero, Denki Kaminari, Eijiro Kirishima, Mashirao Ojiro, Rikido Sato and Izuku Midoriya

Ojiro: Please just leave me be.

Denki: waitaminute brochacho, what the hells going ON??

Sero: seriously, we are here for you, man. whats wrong :( 

Kirishima: ILL GIVE YOU EVERYTHING YOU WANT

Ojiro: Guys. Please. 

Ojrio: I am fine. Honest!! Just an overwhelming holiday for me!!

Sero: i dont believe you, man

Ojiro: Fine. Well… Toru... Hagakure and I broke up.

Sato: Wait, you two were a thing??

Denki: i dont believe it wha

Denki: howd i never figure it out

Sero: well ill be DAMNED- i never saw that coming!!

Denki: i feel so foolish… a fraud!!

Izuku: I am so sorry, Ojiro, really!!

Denki: a failure…

Sero: @Denki dude shut up it is NOT your time rn

Denki: you so right sorry. Ojiro like. what happened??

Ojiro: It doesn’t matter. I just need alone time, I think. I don’t know.

Ojiro: Sorry if this is inconvenient.

Izuku: It’s not, it’s not!! Would you like to come see Eri with me?? She really likes your tail. And thinks your Hero outfit is super cool!!

Denki: frfrfr and we can have a boys night tomorrow or smthn. or even play games later on if everyone gets all eepy

Sero: sounds like a plan. ill see if any of our 1B Boyz wanna join in too…

Ojiro: Um. Could it just be us, from 1A?? If we do that. I understand the joint Xmas thing, but…

Sato: Of course. Of course :) 

Kirishima: HECK YEAH MAN!! I GOTCHU ALWAYS

Ojiro: Thankyou all, really.

Festivized Class 1-A Group Chat!!

fatHer cHristmas: That is amazing!! So you really did all of that yourself??

Ash-Christmas I gave u ma heart: mhmhmhm totes yeah. yeah. i know, im kiiinda the best here. im perfect girlfriend material, engine legs~

fatHer cHristmas: Ashido, please. You know how I dislike your constant flirting, even if it is just a joke!! I am a proudly gay man, and I would like it if you stopped now!!

Ash-Christmas I gave u ma heart: oh shet sorry bab. i mean bro. bro!! sorry daddy- i. ill just go

Xmas EMOji: how are you so inept at being normal

Blitzenki: cumming from the emo

Xmas EMOji: you wish

Xmas EMOji: what

Blitzenki: huh

Hanta Claws: im sorry??

Hot Chocolate: Now this is a development.

The Grinch (Official): Hold on!! What was that, Jiro??

Ash-Christmas I gave u ma heart: i feel saved by this revelation!!

MistleToru: i mean its obvs duhh

RED HAIRED RIOT: I DONT KNOW WHATS HAPPENING BUT KATSUKI ASKED ME TO SEE WHAT WAS GOING ON!!

MistleToru: wait he actually cares??

Lil Elf aw: How sweet he is :>

Momornaments: He almost hit me I am terrified.

fatHer cHristmas: BAKUGO

fatHer cHristmas has gone offline!!

Momornaments has gone offline!!

Lil Elf aw: Scary… They are fighting in the kitchen!!

The Pumpkin King: Dark Shadow and I shall cease this at once!! May somebody find Mr Aizawa??

Zero: punchy time!!

Hot Chocolate: On it, on it…

Blitzenki: i guessss we should get ready huh… its like almost time!! woot woot!!

Ash-Christmas I gave u ma heart: hold ur horses buster

MistleToru: u arent gettin outta this so easily

Blitzenki: QUICK SERO NEEDS UR HELP MINA AND UHHHH HAGAKURE I CAN TOTES SEE YOU!!

MistleToru: WHAT

MistleToru went offline!!

Le Krampus (cuz the tail hahah) was added to Festivized Class 1-A Group Chat!!

Ash-Christmas I gave u ma heart: HANTA WHATS WRONG!?

Hanta Claws: nothing- Denks shut the fuck up, man

Blitzenki: heheh. merry xmas everybody!! i hope you all get who- i mean, what you want!!

Baubleko: JUST GET HERE AND HELP IN ANY WAY IDIOT DUNCEFACE STUPID FUCKING FUCKER DUMBASS FUCKER FUCK JIROS BITCH ALSO

2:57pm

Sleigh-zawa: This place better be spotless. Eri has been with Izuku and Ojiro for some time now. You will all regret it if you ruin today. I will now be relaying this to the other class.

Sleigh-zawa: Oh, and one more thing. Hitoshi Shinso will be joining you all. Play nice, like in the joint training. Make him feel at home.

MistleToru: he is so hawt

Sleigh-zawa: Two weeks detention.

MistleToru: WHAT THATS NOT FAIR

Sleigh-zawa: Three weeks??

MistleToru: but. but Sleigh-zawa sensei

Sleigh-zawa: Four weeks??

MistleToru: sorry… Aizawa sensei

Sleigh-zawa: Better.

Sleigh-zawa: Merry Christmas to you all. I hope you have a fun time. I think I need some time off…

fatHer cHristmas: Haha!! How silly!!

fatHer cHristmas: You were joking, right Mr Aizawa??

Sleigh-zawa: :) 

fatHer cHristmas: R..Right??

Hanta Claws: yeah we arent gonna have a good time w out him are we

Xmas Star~: ✨ No need to worry!! I am the shining star we need!! ✨

Hanta Claws: wasnt on abt the tree. but YES PLEASE DO THAT-

Ash-Christmas I gave u ma heart: holy shit hes actually on the tree top

1-Boxing Day: absolute cinema

Ash-Christmas I gave u ma heart: how tf u here again Mangos

The Pumpkin King: Fukidashi, good day.

Muppet Christmas Carol: hey there Fukidashi

Muppet Christmas Carol: ribbit

The Grinch (Official): You are always welcome here, Fukidashi!!

Le Krampus (cuz the tail hahah): Hello.

MistleToru: oh!! Hiya Fuki!! Hiii!!

Baubleko: LISTEN UP NOW!! GET OFF YOUR PHONES, LOOK AT NAVEL IDIOTS SPARKLY FACE AND GIVE ERI A GOOD GROUP CHRISTMAS FUCKERS!!

The Grinch (Official): Why did you text that, couldn’t you have shouted??

Comet: probably because Eri would cry

The Grinch (Official): Kacchan doesn't care enough... Right??

Blitzenki: idk dawg ur the Greench here

Hanta Claws: wait. YOU ACTUALLY CARE ABT SOMEONE KITTY KAT

Blitzenki: aint no way

Hot Chocolate: This is hella news to me

Baubleko: Shut up, nerds. Just eat the food. It’s better than anything you could all make…

Xmas EMOji: you broke him. woah. Xmas might actually be nice today!!

fatHer cHristmas: Of course it will be, now off your phones, all!! Let’s have a gay time!!

Blitzenki: pfft gay

Blitzenki has been muted!!

Hanta Claws, Hot Chocolate, Muppet Christmas Carol, The Pumpkin King and 16 others have gone offline!!

1-Boxing Day: i feel lonely… oh shit Monomamasdkhnlgshk

1-Boxing Day has gone offline!!

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Festive-less Class 1-A Group Chat!!

tape is’nt cool: man, these films are good

Electric Pazas: right?? never understood em until now

💥 explosive diarrhoea 💥: YOU DONT UNDERSTAND ANYTHING IDIOTFACE LOSERFUCK

KIRIKIRI KIRIKIRI: I WONDER WHAT 1-B ARE UP TO

goth bird: You could just ask Manga or Shihai who are sitting next to you… On either side of you, in fact.

KIRIKIRI KIRIKIRI: OH YEAH

KIRIKIRI KIRIKIRI: SO WHATRE THEY CHATTING ABOUT MANGBRO??

goth bird: No, Ejirou… In person sat next to you. They are not in this chat.

Manga: nah i am still

goth bird: Oh. My apologies.

Can’t ya see: heyyy gimme ur phone Manga, i wanna see!!

Manga: aigh. it isnt much though, only when Monoma gets all riled up is when something interesting happens... which tbh im suprised he hasnt popped tf off since we did win that fight against you guys earlier

Type 3: That was pretty intense, yeah. Glad I could get a dent into Tetsu!!

1-B(est) Group Chat

Monoma: SO

Monoma: As you all know, we recently TRIUMPHED AGAINST THAT DIRTY CLASS 1-A!!

Tetsutetsu: IT WAS FUN AS HELL!! I HAD SO MUCH FUN FIGHTING BRODOROKI AGAIN!! THIS TIME I REALLY HURT HIM!!

Kendo: Please stop with this already. They almost won this time, and even so… Not everyone was involved this time.

Kaibara: we got it next time AGAIN guys!! woo!!

Kendo: I suppose it was pretty fun… And I really gave it to Bakugo this time!!

Pony: Big Sis Kendo understands now!!

Awase: Wait, you guys had another fight?? Seriously??

Shihai: …It was fun, yes… But please be careful… Some of us almost got badly hurt…

Togaru: we fuckin rocked their SHIT. I DONT CARE IF I GOT KNOCKED OUT QUICKLY or anything. fuck bakucunt the little loser. he will rue the DAY he messed with my Kojiro…

Kojiro: Thank you, my Togaru… But please, do not worry about it!!

Ibara: I apologise, but I do not agree with Monoma’s depiction of their class.

Shihai: …I meant… Komori and such…

Manga: dw bout her bro, shes like super cool and shroom or whatevs

Kinoko: I am A-okay!! Thank you for worrying about me, Shroomhai~ But I will be fine!!

Shihai: …Okay

Tsuburaba: no worries ibs, seriously its just a chill rivalry, you know its whatever and stuff

Tsuburaba: like yknow those 1-As are like not that bad i guess or something you know and stuff

Manga: i love hangin n fightin those dudes as well!! hell yeah!! especially invis girl shes soooo cool

Pony: Pony confused. Tsuburaba, you love to fight 1-A?? Like an assistant to the Monoma??

Monoma: DONT tell me you’re going SOFT on them, Marlboro??

Kinoko: Oh shroom!!

Tsuburaba: shut up, man!! i dont fucking smoke!!

Tsuburaba: its not like that, i just. i dunno, maybe we can all work together better?? i was training COOPERATIVELY with Tsudgshsi

Tsuburaba: it doesnt matter who with, point is we can just be chill now, right?? like how Manga is chill with them!!

Manga: woah woah hey dont get Monoma on me gulp

Kinoko: hehe shroom, iii think that Tsuby has gotten FRIENDLY with someone, if you know what i meeeean

Shihai: …Oho?? Overly friendly, perhaps… Romantical…??

Kendo: Hey, don’t jump to conclusions!! You could really hurt him!!

Setsuna: tf no one else is allowed to flirt w the other class ONLY MEEEE and maybe Manga ig idk

Manga: thx pooks

Rin: I

Rin: I do not approve of this, Setsuna…

Tsuburaba: shut up ugh!! thats not it idiots, and i wont get hurt by ANYONEstupid big hands mt lady reject

Pony: :o

Kaibara: bro…

Shihai:  …

Juzo: Not cool, man. :/

Manga: *GULP NOISE*

Nirengeki: What’s happening here??

Nirengeki: Oh. That wasn’t nice of you, Tsuburaba.

Tetsutetsu: DUDE IS FREAKIN DEAD ONCE SHE GRABS YOU

Yui: Mean.

Ibara: How sinful!!

Kendo: I will attack you gently. And then more forcefully. And then more aggressively. And you will not be able to run off to your Class 1-A “baybe” as you silly boys call us girlies. You will know my wrath AND you will see how I will surpass Mt. Lady… Loser.

Setsuna: lmao gottem

Tsuburaba: OH JUST FUCK OFF THE LOT OF YOU JUST BECAUSE YOU DONT THINK I HAVE RIZZ WELL SCREW YOU ALL I GOT MYSELF A DATE YEAH THATS RIGHT A DATE I MEAN ITS A TRAINING SORT OF DATE THING BUT STILL I GOT IT AND SHES SUPER COOL AND WILL TEACH ME SOME TECHNIQUES UNDER 

Tsuburaba: NENAHDKRKFROGHWHWGRGWJA

Tsuburaba has gone Offline!!

Manga: that was emotional ;-;

Pony: Pony is a little scared!! But I think Tsuby jumped out his window…

Kendo: Wait, what?? Hey, I did NOT push him, okay??

Ibara: Let us hope he landed safely…

Yui: Isn’t he on the top floor with the other common sense kings?? That name was not very good…

Kaibara: IS MY BRO OKAY DID HE SPLAT A TAT TAT ON THE GROUND OH GOD NO PLEASE

Pony: Monoma-chan told me he was resting with the angels now!!

Ibara: How would that demon know about the angels…

Juzo: Relax, chill out. Luckily Sero was swinging around as some sort of training or something. He caught Tsuburaba and I softened the ground to get them down safely.

Kaibara: oh thank you thank you i am not crying ahahshfkbskd

Manga: oh NICE save my GOAT

Monoma: SHUTUPSHUTUP AAAAAHHAHAHAHHAHHHHHHHHHH

Sero: i thought you liked me now Neito, what the hell…

Monoma has gone Offline!!

Rin: I wouldn’t worry about it, Hanta. Hope you are alright. 

Rin: He really will just come and go whenever one of them is mentioned. He has some serious problems.

Sero: hey thanks man

Setsuna: cum kiss me rn

Rin: Please stop…

Awase: How come you only chat when Rin is here?? Do you not care for us at all??

Setsuna: p much yuh

Setsuna: that was a joke- I CARE I DOOO sorry gangalang ive been HECKIN busy training again. that pink girl hurt me good this time…

Awase: Ah right, yeah fair enough.

Kojiro: I hope you are okay, Tokage!!

Manga: well that happened!! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Manga: gulp!!

Manga: so hey girlies whats uppp

Juzo: That does not sound like Manga to me. Who is this??

Manga: nothin. its meeeee its me im mango

Kaibara: im callin CAP on yo ass

Awase: For reals, I know my bro and you are NOT him… What did you do with him!?

Manga: sorryrryryyryr its me TORU the invisible girlie of 1-A!! whats up??

Awase: Ohhh, makes sense. Nothing really.

Shihai: :)

Setsuna: yooo gurl lets makeout

Rin: I will just leave.

Pony: You are hurting Rin!! Not cool!!

Manga: wow this is totes lame baiii

Manga: yo its me again fellas whats cookin

Juzo: Not much. How are you Manga??

Manga: im chillin. kinda busy but ill be back gyang

Shihai: …I as well… We shall depart now… 

Quite literally a solid 5 hours later with no messages… 

Class 1-B(est) Group Chat!!

Shihai: …So… What now??

Awase: Brother it has been an entire Lord of the Rings film and a half ago WHY did it take you that long to say anything??

Shihai: …Because I watched Fellowship… Keheheh…

Awase: Wait fr

Awase: Wait HOLD up, without me?? What the Hell, man…

Shihai: …Sorry, I was with uh. Some of 1-A…

Juzo: Some?? I heard it was all of you. Hope you had fun, man!! :) 

Neito Monoma has come Online!!

Monoma: WHAT-

Monoma: that is IT… IT IS TIME TO RUIN THAT CLASS. WE ARE 3 FOR 3 IN FIGHTS, LETS SETTLE THIS TODAY!!

Awase: Monoma no please

Kendo: Yeah!! Let's do this!!

Awase: You as well Kendo…??

Reiko: Very well… Let us fight hard…

Juzo: I’m down. Just told Sero as well.

Monoma: wh DONT TELL THEM 

Sero: yeah dont tell me, not like i cant see it here or anything

Hanta Sero was IP banned by Neito Monoma!!

Manga: how tf did you learn to do that

Shihai: …We really shouldn’t so soon…

Kinoko: I am ready to hit them where the shrooms grow!!

Shihai: …I will put everything I have into this fight…!!

Awase: Simp…

Kaibara: fuck it lets FUCKING. GOOOO

Festive-less Class 1-A Group Chat!!

tape is’nt cool: heads up, we got a fight a brewin

Mother: Sero… What did you do??

tape is’nt cool: THIS WAS NOT MY IDEA OKAY JUZO JUST TOLD ME

Electric Pazas: wait so. 1B?? again?? why?? didnt they beat us earlier?? like why go again, its not that big a deal

bingbong: i agree, they feel very obsessed with beating us… just like Monoma…

bingbong: ribbit

Koda: I am sure they are just joking around!!

Koda: …Right??

Class 1-A (plus Manga and Shihai) were sitting watching Two Towers, coming up to the Battle at Helm’s Deep. This was the moment that Sero and Denki were waiting for, and the others were still very invested. Even Bakugo who was pretending to go on his phone constantly to ignore the films, but he was very much interested. Talking about Sero, they had just returned from helping out Juzo, Sero white lied about training just to make Tsuburaba feel better about being saved. The 1-B boy did thank the Tape user, and the two seemed to just go back to their dorm… After Juzo mentioned they may be under attack soon.

So, when Sero returned just before the pivotal scene in the movie, they relayed that warning from Mudman to their class, most of them looked worried until Kota gave happy thoughts and prayers. No one could really argue with Koda, he was just too sweet.

“Oh phew, I really didn’t want to fight again… They beat us fair and square today!” Izuku said cheerfully, still bandaged up a bit from their fight… They all went Plus Ultra, but they all realised it was a bit too Plus Ultra. A few people agreed, namely Denki, Iida, Momo, Koda and Kirishima, which was odd since he was always down to fight. But maybe he just needed to rest?

“I THINK WE SHOULD FIGHT ‘EM HEAD ON, COME ON, LET’S DO THIS!” Came from Katsuki, which again was strange, as he felt so much more… Team oriented recently. Perhaps that was the manly spirit of Red Riot rubbing off on him?

Tsu spoke up and tried to avoid anything noticeable about her newly found crush in their sister class, but she advised on not fighting again. “We can fight another day, surely they won’t attack us right now. Plus Sero did just save Kosei, ribbit…” She said Kosei, not Tsuburaba. Oh no-

Both Jiro and Shoji picked up on that INSTANTLY, and just before either could say anything… The door to Class 1-A’s living room at the dorms was launched across the room. Behind the dust that it left behind was Monoma, eyes in utter despair and yet… He was so hopeful to win this time.

“CLASS 1-A… PREPARE TO LOSE TO THE ULTIMATELY SUPERIOR CLASS, LET’S GO, 1-B!” Monoma yelled, rushing in already, armed with Steel, Gyrate, Size and Mushroom. His fingers started to spin, and he dived right towards Bakugo… Who was already blasting his way to Monoma to blow off that smug smile.

Behind the Phantom Thief, the rest of Class 1-B felt riled up, ready to fight once more… Even those who were opposing it. Both classes slowly started to walk towards each other, picking up their pace. It was like Captain America: Civil War.

Manga and Shihai looked at each other for a moment, essentially behind enemy lines, and grinned. Well, Shihai grinned, Manga went for more of a “(͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)” face, and he quickly attacked Tokoyami from behind, prompting him to bring out Dark Shadow. Shihai giggled, slipping into the shadows around the room as the lights were off, grabbing Kirishima.

“They aren’t stopping…?” Izuku said, concern filling his voice. Iida heard this and grinned, revving up his Engines. Jiro has already begun fighting with Setsuna, who was trying to mess up her sound, and trying to blind her with her spare body parts, which was not working out exactly when Jiro deafened her quickly… It was an all out brawl!

“And neither are we… CLASS A, LET US GO PLUS ULTRA!”

And from his shout and spirit, Class 1-A were ignited with the energy to fight once more, all yelling “PLUS ULTRA!” together… Though, Tsu and Kosei slipped away outside to have a breath of fresh air. Somehow avoiding both Class’ fighting.

“S-Sorry about all of that, really, um… I can’t really explain it, but… They are all just a little bit…”

“Monoma like? Ribbit… I sort of get it. We have a Bakugo.” As she said that, they both turned around to watch them all fighting, seeing Bakugo exploding Monoma, who took the blast with Steel, and then blasted the Murder God with his own Quirk.

The both of them laughed a bit, and sighed. At least they were both on the same level…

“So, uh… About next week, the uh. Underwater training thing… Are you sure it will help with my lung capacity? I-I mean I believe you, and stuff, but… I have never been good under water, so I don’t really wanna risk messing myself up, or…”

Tsu put a hand on his shoulder, that alone made him blush a little, but he turned his face away a bit so she wouldn’t notice. “Kosei, you can do it, I believe in you. Ribbit. Plus, I am the best in the water, so… I can teach you all I know. Maybe after we can do some written work together? I need help with some things, so… You could repay me. Ribbit. Is that okay?”

Okay? Hanging out with Tsu EVEN MORE? Of course that was okay, yes yes yes-

Kosei kept a stoic face despite his excitement and nodded a bit. “Of course, yes. Yeah, sure. Mhm. I will… I will help with that! Cool, cool… So…”

“So…” Tsu copied, not to mock, but out of awkwardness. She then mustered up her own strength to ask: “Wanna go for another walk? I liked last time a lot, it’s a shame that Kuroiro is… Preoccupied, though… So it will just be us two… Ribbit…”

Tsuburaba grinned at that. I mean, who wouldn’t? He was with his crush, who he actually had spoken to a lot AND spent some time with… Fuck it, this was amazing. He didn’t even care what Monoma would think!

“Sure, here… You hurt your leg earlier in that first fight, right? You can put your arm around me if you need.” He stood up and held a hand out for her, his face glistened in the outside light. It was evening by now, but the sun was still mid-setting. Tsu nodded, which was a white lie, since she was feeling better now after visiting Recovery Girl… But maybe she could still do that anyway.

“Thank you, Kosei… Ribbit… Let’s go look at the koi pond!” She was excited, almost as much as Tetsutetsu was when he slammed his fist into Todoroki’s stomach. Behind the two, roaring screams could be heard, explosions, fire, vines moving, mushrooms growing and objects expanding and decreasing was filling the air- Until it all stopped, and a loud scream shut them ALL up… Present Mic alongside Erasure Head stopped them all… And now they were all in trouble… Except the two on a date- erm, just a walk!

“SHOW IS OVERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!”