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It was the week everyone had been looking forward too. Different hero’s were coming in to give both the hero courses speeches about their experiences of being a hero.
Midoriya and Bakugo looked forward to the event more then Most, specifically endeavours panel.
They were gonna make it a living hell.
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“I can’t believe we get to meet endeavour and hawks today!” Exclaimed uraraka. The majority of class 1-A joined in on the excitement.
“It’s an amazing experience to learn from such well known and high ranked hero’s. We should all be very thankful to have been given this-“ started Iida but he was quickly cut off by a certain irritable blond.
“If you take advice from that asshat you’ll never make it as a hero. It’s a fucking mystery how he was able to do it in the first place.” Said bakugo in a flat voice.
The boy was known for his explosive personality so seeing him with an emotionless voice, even for a couple seconds was a terrifying sight.
“Kacchan! It’s not a mystery how he did it!” Scolded deku while standing up to join the conversation at iidas desk. Once he got there he continued his sentence. “Powerful physical quirks are more important then the actual personality of someone. I mean look at the entrance exam, it’s always been biased towards strong physical quirks. Of course someone like him would pass.” Finished the boy.
The class got oddly quiet at his announcement. Iida immediately started waving his hands and scolding deku for being unheroic. “The hero commission wouldn’t let a bad guy be a hero midoriya! Endeavour has saved many people throughout his years of being a hero. He’s a commendable man who deserves the rank he has been given.”
The green haired boy was about to argue back but aizawa came into the class. “Quiet down. I know you guys are excited but I’m too tired for this. They’ll be here at 8:30.” Started the man.
Everyone jumped back to their spots and sat down so that the man could continue. “Midoriya, bakugo, I’ve been told that endeavour has requested you two not be allowed to watch the presentation. Nezu told him he would follow through with his wishes but later told me that it was up to me. As long as you both don’t say anything undeserved it should be fine.” Explained the insomniac. A glint shone through in the mans eyes.
The message was clear.
He didn’t say not to cause chaos.
He said not to say anything undeserved.
That would be easy.
Both boys nodded their heads at their teachers words. The class seemed a little confused at the direct mention endeavour gave about the two, as far as they were concerned they hadn’t met.
Midoriya looked at the clock and saw that it read 8:27. His hand shot up immediately. Aizaiwa sighed before nodding at him. The boy took that as confirmation that he could answer.
“Nezu will be meeting them outside any second now, can I go watch through the window please. I want to see him tell endeavour that we are gonna be here.”
Though confused, aizawa gave confirmation. Deku jumped up and ran over to the window, bakugo following fast behind.
The sleek black car was pulling up by the front gates. It seemed endeavour and hawks were carpooling. The number two and number three hero both stepped out of the car.
The principal walked quickly up to them. They made small talk for about a minute before nezu pointed and turned to the window the two boys were standing at. Endeavours trained eyes could recognize the bright green hair from a mile away.
He combusted into flames. Well, more flames then usual that is. The car that he had just gotten out of burst into flames too. The driver had to jump out and to the side to avoid being burnt to death. The loud crash echoed so far that the whole class heard.
Everyone stood up and ran to the window. The sight certainly was something. The car was completely covered in flames. Endeavour had turned and intentionally hit the car out of frustration and was yelling at the principal. The mouse/bear still stood straight. It was hard to tell from the distance but it looked like he was smiling.
Bakugo and Midoriya both shared a look before the green hair boy pulled a remote out of his pocket. The eyes of his classmates followed his next action. The second the big red button was pressed chaos was caused.
A giant red ball started rolling out one of the support department garages. (For plot lol) and it was making its way towards the hero’s and principal. At the sight of the ball nezu turned and left quickly, gesturing for hawks to follow. Thankfully he got the message and went with.
Endeavour was still burning hot and screaming, completely unaware of the ball rolling towards him or the fact that the other two had ran away. He kicked the car once more before he could sense the ball coming.
It rolled up to him, about six feet away before a slot at eye level opened up. He didn’t get the chance to even blink before a giant stream of water started extinguishing his flames, it took about 4 seconds for all the fire on him and the car to completely stop which just shows how powerful it was. Endeavour glared at their window before stomping towards the gate.
The eyes in the classroom turned back to the two boys. They quickly grew surprised at the sight Infront of them. Bakugo and Midoriya were taking a selfie with endeavour soaking wet stomping towards them in the background. The scariest part? Well bakugo had a smile on his face. Not a small one, not a fake one, a real big smile, and an armed wrapped around deku.
Once the photo was done, Midoriya put his phone away and the two boys acted like nothing had even happened, walking calmly back to their desks.
No one in the class said a word, they simply couldn’t bring themselves too, but the smile on todorokis face was clear. He enjoyed watching it.
The class all made their way back to their desks, following the example Midoriya and bakugo had set. They all sat in silence for about three minutes before a loud yell was heard down the hall. Most people’s eyes went towards the door but urarakas went to bakugo and deku. Neither boy turned towards the door, they had turned to eachother.
Both of their faces seemed to be making tiny little movements like flinching or twitching. It took deku chuckling for the girl to realize they were somehow conversing. She didn’t get a chance to confront them before the door smashed open.
A sopping wet endeavour and a laughing chuckling hawks entered the room. “YOU- YOU! I HAVE A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST YOU!” yelled the man directed at bakugo. Midoriya leaned forward and patted the blond boys back.
“And I have one against you? You’re not special endeawhore.” Deadpanned Midoriya with a small smirk. Endeavour didn’t like that reply and quickly tried to go over and Attack him but Midoriya didn’t move an inch. He didn’t have to. Aizawas capture weapon prevented the fiery bastard to take another step.
“Don’t attack my students or I’ll have to ask you to leave the property. This is completely unprofessional.” Requested aizawa, but it was clear it was a threat. “Oh and by the way, it’s customary to dress nicely to these things.” Snarked the man in reference to the now burnt and soaking suit.
Endeavour was about to yell again but hawks placed a hand on the older mans shoulder. “Oh come on enji, you don’t want to kicked out before you even get the chance to start do you?” Asked the man as calmly as he could. It was difficult for him though because he found the whole situation to be quite funny.
“Aizawa, thanks so much for having us, but I think maybe we should take a minute outside to calm down before the presentation.” Suggested hawks. It didn’t take long for aizawa to agree.
The second the two left the class all eyes turned to bakugo and Midoriya again. It was silent for about three and a half seconds before everyone was speaking at once.
“RESTRAINING ORDER?”
“what could you possibly have done-“
“That’s not very heroic-“
“Can you do that to my dad too-“
“What happened-“
“Did you do something-“
The chatter was cut off loudly by aizawa screaming “quiet!”. Everyone turned to the front and straightened out their posture. The erasure hero turned to the two boys. “I must say… I am interested in what you problem children did.”
Bakugo and Midoriya made eye contact before turning to the teacher.
“So I’m minding my own business-“
“No you fucking weren’t deku.”
“So I was analyzing a fight with kacchan when I saw a conversation between endeavour and a woman. He was totally berating the woman for being useless and weak.”
“And yelling at her.”
“Yeah so we did what ANY reasonable people would do.”
“Yeah. It was the summer so we broke into his house and pretended to be ghosts.”
“And went to his agency and covered everything in his office with glitter.”
“We also made a bunch of water and fire extinguisher hubs around the city that activate when endeavour is near to shoot him.”
“Oh and you can’t forget the time we faked his wife’s death.”
“That made him surprisingly mad.”
“Yeah.”
The back and forth conversation between the two left everyone staring wide eyed at them. It didn’t take long for todoroki to burst out into laughter. “That was you guys???? He only referred to you as bitey and sneaky.” Chuckled the boy while wiping tears from his eyes.
From the description of bitey and sneaky, everyone automatically made the assumption that bakugo was bitey and deku was sneaky.
Iida finally spoke up. “Did you bite him bakugo? Even if you don’t like him you shouldn’t-“
“Of fucking course not four eyes. Deku did.”
The eyes of the class moved again. Deku flinched. Not at the fact he was in the spotlight, but because of the memory itself. “His hand literally tasted like hot trash. It was one of the top 3 worst moments in my life.”
Todorokis face went red from laughter. “The old man told me the scar on his hand was from a rabid dog.” Claimed the boy.
That caused a couple chuckles from people in the room. Specifically bakugo.
“Oh dekus a rabid dog alright, you should’ve seen him when I broke his limited addition eraser head figurine back in middle school.”
“THEY ONLY MADE THREE KACCHAN.”
“Yeah yeah, I said I was sorry and fixed it. Anyways half and half, I had to go into hiding for a week. He found me in a janitors closet and slapped me so hard I had a red mark on my face for three days.”
“You deserved it.”
“Fuck off.”
“Don’t make me hit you again.”
Bakugo didn’t reply. He simply leaped onto the other boy and started fighting him. It became clear. The two didn’t hate eachother as much as they let on. They were like brothers.
Chaotic ass brothers.