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“aw man” said eda
“hello loser” said rayne holding their fiddle (in an irish band)
“hey there babez” eda winked “I can be ur English man UwU”
“come to daddy my little pogchamp” rayne whispered tenderly
“jessus fucking christ too far mate tooooo far”
“what”
“I was joking oml you gay people are NUTS! ISTG” eda pronounced ‘istg’ as “eye ess tee gee”
“bruh” rayne said “isn’t that a personality type or something”
“shut up Rayne it is not, actually. personality types consist of, generally, four letters which represent cognitive functions. the first letter is either ‘I’ or ‘e’, introverted or extravertred. the next is either ‘s’ or ‘n’, ‘s’ standing for sensing and ‘n’ for intuition, the third ‘t’ or ‘f’ or thinking/ feeling and the final letters p and j are for perceiving and judginh. do NOT use the 16personalities test as it is WRONG and will mistype you”
“I al ready did it it said I was an infp <3<£3”
“oh god Rayne they’ve done it yhetve mistyped you noooo you need to hang in there baby im coming for u I will sve u kitten”
“ur acting mad fruity tbh”
“stfu oml” eda pronounced ‘stfu’ as “su tuh fuh uh”
“is ‘stfu’ another one of those personalities LOL”
““shut up Rayne it is not, actually. personality types consist of, generally, four letters which represent cognitive functions. the first letter is either ‘I’ or ‘e’, introverted or extravertred. the next is either ‘s’ or ‘n’, ‘s’ standing for sensing and ‘n’ for intuition, the third ‘t’ or ‘f’ or thinking/ feeling and the final letters p and j are for perceiving and judginh. do NOT use the 16personalities test as it is WRONG and will mistype you”
“didn’t u alreadu say tht..”
“reduce reuse recycle. wanna join the bad girl coven”
“im not a girl though”
“’bad girl’ is a gender neutral term u absolute sweet treat. now come to mommy”
“what”
“what do you mean ‘what” I am edalyn clawthorne of the renowned clawthrone family”
“LMFAOO aren’t u the owl lady”
“this is actually set when we were teenagers so no not yet love I have not yet reached milfism yet. but my honkers have promise and glorious purpose.”
“loki??”
“speaking of keys actually I dropped my key to the human realm in a trash can somewhere whoops!”
“goo goo ga ga “ said baby luz, crawling out of the trash can”
“HELLO?? what ??”
“eda what is this”
“IDK ??? why is rthere a wee babby”
“idk bro I just got here”
“that baby looks like a Gerard I will call it that. Gerard come to mommy “
“eda HOLY SHIT are you amilf now!”
“I Am Eda of the Boiling Isles, And I Am Burdoned With Glorious Purpose”
“”mood tbh!!” thT was rayne (absolute legend)
"stop saying mood to things that arent even SLIGHTLY relateable im crying "
“uWu” said baby Gerard
"yeah" said eda
2Yyou are gay." said baby Gerard."
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