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It was an ordinary day in the Matsuno household and the brothers were doing their daily activities in the living room like nothing ever exciting happened in the house anyway. Although, Osomatsu was nowhere to be seen with them as he was missing from the group while the rest of his brothers did not seem to care as to where he could end up being off the entire time. Just then, Osomatsu opened the sliding door startling his brothers a little bit due to how loud and obnoxious he entered the room. They did seem to get annoyed by their brother as well as his entrance.
"Hey guys look what I got!" Osomatsu shouted, waving what appeared to be two tickets on his hand. He was excited to show something for his brothers even though they did not seem to care about what it was thinking it might be another boring present from their eldest brother.
"Why do you have only two tickets you selfish bastard?!" Choromatsu had his arm resting on the table with his face resting on his hand feeling quite annoyed with what his brother was going to respond next to him.
"Because I only got them specifically for two of the most important brothers in the world" he said with a cheerful look on his face. Osomatsu was acting suspiciously like he had something planned for them yet strange that his own plan does not involve himself in it. The brothers try and wonder what in the world could their eldest brother be planning on? It was not like Osomatsu to spend money on something like this, especially since this was for his brothers and not for himself this time which they find rather unusual.
“Oh Choromatsu you see” Osomatsu continues talking. “I got these tickets because you and Ichimatsu are going on an all expense paid trip to the beach side! Look, I know you two usually don’t get along with each other since you guys are the most filled cans of anxiety I have ever known in my life, but I specifically planned this surprise trip for the both of you so that you guys can finally spend some quality time together. What do you say?” He swung his arm high with a disturbing happy smile on his face.
“This trip is a fucking joke…” Ichimatsu mumbled dissatisfied. “Yeah I agree,” said Choromatsu. “Also, how can we leave now if we just found out about it? How the hell are we supposed to get there anyway?!” He got angry.
“There is no need to worry my dear Choromacchannnn” Osomatsu leaned on to his brother like he always does as his form of an annoying habit he would often do. “In fact, I was to get you guys a rental car so that you can drive it and use it for a few days while you’re going away on your trip. The roads tend to be very difficult to get through so you brothers don’t have to worry about getting there by foot. Also, all your suitcases are already in the truck so you don’t have to worry about packing yourselves ^^” His brother acting all smug and shrugging his arms like there is definitely nothing to worry about as if he planned exactly everything for them and nothing would ever go wrong. The car he presented to them was an orange colored minivan which looked like a simple vehicle to use while going on a long road trip.
“I guess his cheapskate ass finally did something nice for once, huh?” Todomatsu questioned Osomatsu’s generosity which was rather strange for their eldest brother to be doing something like this since Osomatsu would usually spend his money on either something or only for himself.
“HEY I WANNA GO TOO!” Jyushimatsu got upset wanting to be interested in joining the car ride vacation trip with his other brothers as well. Although, no matter how persistent Jyushimatsu acted toward his brother, Osomatsu suggested that it was best to rather stay home and have this be an opportunity for Choromatsu and Ichimatsu to have this trip for some nice quality time together.
“Heh I guess I lost this prize oh well there is always next time” said Karamatsu telling a painful joke from a distance being completely ignored by his other brothers. He stood there frozen with his cringey handsome face still intact crying ever so deeply inside. While that happened, Osomatsu is seen dragging Choromatsu and Ichimatsu onto their vehicle along with some essentials that he brought for them to take during the long trip.
“YOU KNOW I DID NOT SIGN UP FOR THIS!!!” Choromatsu was peeved about the circumstance knowing darn well that Osomatsu would do something like this and never tell his certain brother about most things that often go on around here. “WHY DIDN’T YOU MENTION ABOUT THIS TO ME BEFORE DECIDING ON DOING THIS!!!” Choromatsu did not want to go on this trip knowing he was never giving any consent from Osomatsu until the very last minute much to his surprise but his brother ignored his complaining and remained keeping everything positive with a smile on his face.
“Oh don’t worry” said Osomatsu while pushing his brothers trying his best to ignore everything that was coming out of his persistent brother’s mouth. “I’m sure you two will have a nice time once you get there, come oooon” Osomatsu pushed his brothers into getting into their rental car and already had their luggage packed for them with the help of the other three brothers of course.
Choromatsu and Ichimatsu got into the orange vehicle where Choromatsu was the one on the driver’s seat while Ichimatsu was sitting on the passenger seat of the car. He inserted the key into the ignition and started the car already once the engine had started running. Once the car had moved, they left already while the brothers waved their hands goodbye to them. So far, they have driven for quite some time now, at least about an hour and a half now. They have driven away from the city where they now have reached a deserted canyon in the middle of nowhere. There was no grass nor other forms of life anywhere except maybe some cow skulls and buzzards. Everything was dry and rocky at this point despite them literally going through a straight line the entire time. After driving for about two hours now, Choromatsu starts to feel a little concerned about where exactly they are supposed to be going.
He asked his brother Ichimatsu to give him any directions on where the map should take them. Unfortunately, that task seems to be all for nothing considering the only direction that has been instructed to go was only a straight line.
“Uhh it says to go straight…” Ichimatsu said been giving out the same direction for two whole hours. However, Choromatsu was not having it as he realized something was not right about the instructions they were given to get there.
“W-what do you mean just go straight?! I've been driving in a straight line for like forever now!” He wanted to see the map himself as Ichimatsu was kind enough to give it to him.
“Did idiot Osomatsu-niisan construct the map too?! Ahhh I should have known!!!” Choromatsu became even more pissed about their eldest brother and his lack of common sense of direction which is often a flaw that Osomatsu would have. As it turned out, the map was made by Osomatsu along with a trolling doodle on the bottom-right corner of the map which pissed off Choromatsu very much. “That bastard! Wait until I kill him once we get back!” Choromatsu said, tearing up the map into several pieces now scattered on the car. Ignoring the map from now on, Choromatsu continues to drive the car in a straight line when suddenly. The car had started to have difficulty moving on its own and by this point the car had suddenly stopped.
He tried to turn on the ignition again but the car was starting to have a difficult time moving its engine. Choromatsu struggled trying to get the car to start working again only to realize that the needle on the gas tank was all the way down to “E” indicated that car now has an empty gas tank
“Oh great” Choromatsu complained once again. “Now the car is all out of gas!” He wanted to cry over the situation but decided to let out a big scream out of frustration.
"OSOMATSU I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOUUUUU!!!!!" Choromatsu screamed his throat to death creating a dramatic reverb that can be heard far away from the canyons. He wanted to bang his head on the car wheel so hard to a point where his forehead wanted to bleed and then his mind would go blank.
"Choromatsu calm down..." Ichimatsu was inching away from his brother but also trying his best to support him making sure that everything would be calm for the matter. “How can I calm down? We’re stuck now…” He was crying while still having his hands on the wheel.
“I don't know but I think you look really cute when you are angry” he said while scratching his face about it.
“Eh? Y-you think I look cute when I am angry?” Choromatsu got a little emotional while pointing to himself with an innocent look on his face. He never thought that one of his brothers would actually just come forward and actually admit to having those kinds of feelings towards their own brother.
“Okay then Ichimatsu, maybe we can start pushing the car now” he tries to make the situation less awkward. Unfortunately, to make matters even much worse for them, the car doors are now stuck. The brothers tried to get the car doors to unlock but there was no other way of doing so and from that the brothers are now trapped inside a broken hot car.
“AAAAAAAHHHHHHH FUCK WE’RE STUCK!!!!!” Choromatsu was going to lose it now as he repeatedly hit his head on the wheel so many times.
“Choromatsu calm down, everything is going to be alright!!!” Ichimatsu was getting angry not wanting his brother to lose his mind. Choromatsu took his word for it and tries to not cry anymore now being calm about it. An hour has passed since the brothers were trapped inside, the car was starting to get warm inside and the brothers could already feel the sweat beginning to drip away from their heads all the way down to their nether regions. Choromatsu remained having his hands on the wheel as if they were stuck and the both of them remained seated in the car all motionless. There was nothing they could do at this point for someone to go get help and also would have been a good time to own a cellphone in situations like this. Unfortunately, their bodies were getting baked under all those clothes they were wearing.
"Oh man..." Choromatsu said while breathing and panting heavily. "Is it already getting hot in here or maybe it is just me..."
Ichimatsu himself felt the same way as well as the car began to get more heated inside. He was sweating intensely from under his hoodie as the sweat stains started to become more revealing under his armpits and in between his ass crack. He couldn't take the heat anymore and gave Choromatsu a very strange yet effective suggestion.
"Ch-Choromatsu-niisan!!!" Ichimatsu was shouting unexpectedly at Choromatsu which made him come back to his senses. "I think the next best solution is to take our clothes off! We have to take our clothes off!" Ichimatsu was panicking without a trace though it must be the heat going through his head. "Choromatsu we will die quicker if we stay here with our clothes on! We need to take them off if we want to survive being in here!" His brother's act of consideration did frighten Choromatsu yet Ichimatsu's idea actually did make sense as it would make them feel less hot inside than it already is.
"Right!" Choromatsu agreed with his brother's plan and proceeded to take off every piece of clothing he had on with the last piece of clothing being his underwear. Now feeling comfortable and refreshed he looks at Ichimatsu, which he was already completely naked with his dick sticking out. Ichimatsu already took his clothes off very fast the moment Choromatsu was still trying to get his white shirt off of him.
“EHHHH?!?!?! ICHIMATSUUU!!!” Choromatsu got scared shitless, noticing his brother was completely naked. “WHY YOU TOOK OFF YOUR UNDERWEAR?!?! I CAN SEE YOUR JUNK ICHIMATSU!!!” He was shocked to see his brother like this but Ichimatsu did not mind taking all his clothes off.
“Ow now my ass hurts…” Choromatsu felt pain from sitting on the driver seat for a very long time. Ichimatsu now suggests that both of them move to the back seats where there is more space for them to get comfortable. The brothers now felt better sitting on the back seat of the car but then the both of them started to feel hungry.
“Oh god I’m starving…” Ichimatsu said, still panting and breathing heavily.
“Oh okay I think there are some snacks somewhere…” Choromatsu tries to look at the trunk where the suitcases were located but Ichimatsu interrupts him.
“Oh no no no…” Ichimatsu tells his brother. “I don’t want that. No, I don’t want that.” He came much closer to Choromatsu, approaching him seductively. “I want the snack you already have! I want that snack there!” his lips all pursing and his mouth now drooling when he said that.
"O-okay..." Choromatsu had no idea what was really going on and just proceeded to satisfy his little brother. He gets on both of his knees where Ichimatsu now puts his mouth inside of his dick. He starts to suck away enjoying every fluid that was coming out of Choromatsu in an instinct. Choromatsu could feel the tightness of Ichimatsu's lips pursing on his chinchin he can feel the sucking motion going back and forth that was happening to his nervous pickle. He drinks Choromatsu's cum like it was the finest milk he ever had or that because he really was craving some dick at the moment. Ichimatsu being a hard dick sucker he is put so much force on Choromatsu's penis while moaning and groaning like a wild animal. Again, Choromatsu having no idea the context of doing this but at least is making his brother happy during this trip.
"Ahhh Ichimatsu slow down please" Choromatsu said, starting to feel some discomfort as Ichimatsu was fiercely sucking his dick so hard. "I can only produce so little at a time please take it down ahh ahh" he was crying so much but Ichimatsu was too distracted to hear him and kept sucking his dick more and more. Just then, it got to a point where Choromatsu was moaning and groaning so much that he began to scream as a white sprinkle of matsu juice came spraying out onto Ichimatsu's mouth uncontrollably.
"Oh my god Ichimatsu?" Choromatsu apologized, noticing he got his semen all over the cushions and his brother at the same time. "Are you alright? I told you to slow down.." Ichimatsu was standing on all fours with his brother's jizz on his face not minding that it happened to him all.
"Yes I'm alright..." said Ichimatsu. "And now I'm full thank you" He thanked Choromatsu since he was now satisfied with his killer craving and wiping any leftover cum on his face.
"Ahh I need to lay down," Choromatsu said, feeling exhausted after pumping out some masterful messy fluid. "T-that took a lot out of me..." he panted.
"Okay…" Ichimatsu agreed with his brother and so Choromatsu started to lay on his back all comfortable while Ichimatsu got on top of him in a hugging position. As this was happening, their dicks were touching each other like two glue sticks being put together except it had more of a messy sensation to it.
“Ahhhh!” “I can feel your dick touching my dick! Ew ew ew!” The sensation of their two sweaty dicks touching each other felt like dogs giving each other wet drooling kisses with their tongues. Trying to make the situation better, Ichimatsu inserts his dick into Choromatsu’s anus as his way of rocking the nervous baby to sleep. Choromatsu’s eyes grew wider, feeling the thick cock going inside him while clasping his hands on the car seat and door. Ichimatsu makes back and forth motions repeatedly with his cock doing so much of the work.
“Ah ah AHHHHH!!!” Choromatsu moaning so loudly while trying to not disappoint his brother as he continues giving him the maximum anal job. Unfortunately, it happened again where Choromatsu sprayed himself with his jizz followed by Ichimatsu doing the same thing by filling up his brother’s butthole with his warm cream. The car now becomes nothing but a fortress of sticky mess.
"Ehhhh Ichimatsu!!!" Choromatsu got too excited but then became shocked when he noticed some white sticky substance coming out of his penial defense mechanism. "I am so sorry Ichimatsu I didn't know it was going to come out so much!!!” he apologized again, messing up the cushions even more with his jizz.
"That that is okay Choromatsu" Ichimatsu said while huffing and puffing trying to get his energy back from all the violent thrusting. "I did all the best I can myself. I haven't had this much fun in ages. This certainly is a nice vacation for the both of us. I am so glad Osomatsu-niisan gave us this opportunity and ONLY US!!!"
"Okay Ichimatsu calm down" Choromatsu was getting a little terrified at his younger brother for a bit just thinking that his excitement could kill him in an instant.
"I want to do more! I WANT TO DO MORE!" Ichimatsu felt very passionate and horny about wanting to fuck his brother even more. He is dying to have his pee pee inside his brother's triangular hole for the entire car ride experience. Ichimatsu was on a fantastic voyage just wanting to have his cat dick being sucked by Choro’s triangular mouth to see if it would fit tight.
"Ichimatsu-kun" Choromatsu said with his last breath "If we end up dying here, I am glad I will be dying next to you in your arms. You are like a warm kitten and I am your nervous teddy bear..." He said sweating so much probably from embarrassment and severe hand spanking satisfaction. He just enjoys his younger and his company which is kind of awkward coming from a nervous wrecking frog like Choromatsu. Although, it must be the heat since they have been inside the hot car for 7 hours now the heat is really getting into both their heads. They remained laying down on the back seats using their clothes as a nest where the two slept together cuddling each other for the rest of the day.
Then, a police car came by driving straight from the far edges of town until he was able to notice their deserted car and quickly made the stop to see what was going on. He notices that the brothers were naked in the car using their clothes as sweat rags as they were baking in their own car like puny non-virgin lobsters. Choromatsu woke up noticing a face on one of the car windows and got scared.
"AAAHHHH OFFICER!!!" Choromatsu screamed knowing that the police officer scared the living fucking hell out of him probably seeing his little lizard exposed. "IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!!! PLEASE YOU GOT IT ALL WRONG!!!! EEHHHHHH!!!" Choromatsu was hyperventilating assuming the cop knows about them doing each other in the car.
"Are you gentlemen okay??" The police officer slowly responded to the brothers, at least was calm about the situation and was carefully trying to look at them to see if they were alright. The car was so hot inside that the windows were steaming making it difficult for them to see each other. Hopefully, the cop does not truly notice the hanky-panky wanking that was happening in the rental car. After all, it was only a rental car hehe. Not being able to hear their response, the police officer got quickly concerned and started to take drastic measures.
“I’M GOING TO GET YOU OUT OF THERE STAND BACK!!!” The cop shouted in hopes they heard his warning before attempting to break all the windows of the car with his police baton. The pieces of broken glass scattered around the car but not to worry at least no one was hurt from that. Finally, letting the hot steam exit from all sides of the car revealed the naked brothers spooning each other as the cop was about to save them. He did not question them on their nudity assuming they got naked to be less hot while they were trapped in the car. Luckily, he was nice enough to take them home without ever questioning what they were doing in the car and instead drove them back to the Matsuno house. The car now having their sweaty clothes and jizz inside was being towed by a local contacted by the police officer.
The next day, the brothers returned home from their expensive trip that turned out to go horribly wrong. The other brothers were indeed worried that something bad actually did go down for the both of them but were glad that Choromatsu and Ichimatsu returned home safely. The police officer was nice enough to take them home safe and sound. Then, the doorbell rang which led to one of the brothers having to get up to answer the door.
“Who can be at our door at this kind of time?” Todomatsu said while yawning as he opened the door to see who was there. The youngest brother opened the door to reveal a police officer with a stern expression in his eye standing on their front entrance in a menacing manner.
“U-uh hello officer…” Todomatsu said nervously about his mean look and buff body structure. “W-what brings you here? Did something happen around here…?” He tried to communicate with the cop while he was shaking and trembling.
“Yes” the cop responded. “Apparently, I found these two in the middle of the canyon yesterday. They were trapped inside their vehicle which is severely dangerous when being in scorching temperatures like that. Luckily, I was able to break them free before any damage was done to the both of them. They are lucky to still have a family out there” The cop was done saying his explanation which made the brothers very uncomfortable since the cop does not understand that he was dealing with the Matsuno sextuplets around here.
Todomatsu felt nervous about answering any further questions and quickly called his other brothers to help him out. By the time the other brothers went to the door, they noticed the cop with Choromatsu and Ichimatsu standing right beside him covering their naked bodies with blankets with their heads lying down still falling asleep. The brothers were in shock to see them in this condition and right away took them into the house. Before they had a chance to close the door, the cop wanted to remind them with something quite important.
“You might want to get that car repaired in the meantime…” The cop informed the other brothers about its hazardous functions. “The air conditioning system was broken and seemed to be only half-empty with gasoline. It was a good thing we were able to find them as soon as possible or your brothers could have died from intense heat and severe dehydration.” He kept going on the warnings and safety about driving while the brothers did not want to hear from him anymore.
“Good to know officer thanks for bringing them home” Osomatsu appreciated the cop’s remark on them although it seems he appreciated it all too well. After that, they finally closed the front door and took the brothers upstairs to their bedroom to rest. While they were sleeping, the other four were standing in the hallway having an important discussion.
“Okay but get this” Todomatsu spoke first. “Why on earth would anyone be allowed to purchase a car without checking its conditions first? Did the dealership know about the broken car? Or maybe it was in good condition and someone tried sabotaging it” He spoke with a keen sense in his eyes covering his mouth.
“Maybe the car was stupid” Jyushimatsu pointed it out assuming that a car would actually have feelings like an actual human being. A common thing Jyushimatsu would think about but also a good point on his part.
“Of course why rent a car with a broken air conditioner?” Karamatsu also questioned the mystery about the rental car that suddenly stopped working during the trip. Osomatsu just casually walked away from the situation and did not want to be seen by his other brothers.
While the brothers were in the hallway talking this over, Choromatsu and Ichimatsu are on the futon sleeping together with their staring real close to each other. Overall, they did not suspect anything wrong had happened yesterday, possibly because they almost died from heat exhaustion that almost made them lose their sense of concentration but that is just a theory. Just then, Ichimatsu was slowly waking up from his rest only to see his brother Choromatsu staring at him. He woke his brother up while the both of them were smiling now holding hands and touching their legs together under the blanket.
“This is our secret, okay?” Ichimatsu whispered to his brother, all happy and satisfied while Choromatsu felt the same way. He shook his head “yes” then the two went back to sleep cuddling each other while an argument was still going on in the hallway but quickly ignored it.
Until the end, no one knew what exactly happened to Choromatsu and Ichimatsu on that day, not even the police officer that was helping them when the two got stranded in the middle of the canyon. Everything seemed to be calm after the whole situation just ended abruptly. Well, everyone except Osomatsu at least since he pretty much knew what really went on between the two of them since he was the one that planned this whole trip specifically for them in the first place. Some things meant such as in the trip were actually made for the two brothers to spend time with each other since they are a pairing that is usually not so common towards society. In other words, the trip was established for the both of them to get closer with each other, that is if the car breaking down was meant to be on purpose or it was probably only a coincidence for that matter. Osomatsu may be an idiot at times but he does have his ways to be a sneaky person of wanting his brothers to be satisfied with each other. He is an evil genius at heart but knows exactly how to make his brothers happy in such a mysterious way possible. In conclusion, this certainly was a wild experience for both Choromatsu and Ichimatsu. From this point on, the two are now closer than ever before and might probably be inseparable from now on. Was Osomatsu actually trying to be generous for once or knew about the car being broken the entire time?
From what has happened yesterday, they really were stuck in the middle of nowhere uwu…