Archive of Our Own ^beta

• A = Afterglow

Any kind of intimacy and sex is ALL smiles with this man. Aftercare includes holding you and cracking the DUMBEST jokes until you poke him because the jokes are soooo bad. He’ll pepper your face in kisses until you laugh. 

If you take a shower together afterwards, he’ll wrap a towel around your shoulders and place a sweet lil’ kiss on the tip of your nose. 

There is definitely alcohol and/or food involved - takeout, pizza, ice cream, beer, etc. that you share in bed together, just talking about everything and nothing, enjoying each other’s company.

• B = Body part

PLEASE do NOT ask Ryan if he’s an ass or tits man. Don’t do it. He’ll give you this wide-eyed blink, like a deer caught in the headlights, and you can practically see the 404 ERROR in his eyeballs because his brain overloaded and stopped working.

That is a decision he cannot, will not, ever be able to make. He LOVES it when you straddle his lap and he gets to squeeze your ass as he sucks on your tits. It’s not possible for him to choose one over the other.

However.

If he HAD to choose a body part, it would be your thighs. When you sit next to Ryan at the table - dinner, breakfast, during a poker game, etc. - he’ll rest his hand on your thigh. He loves nipping and licking and kissing your thighs and how soft they are.

Also, he’ll warm his cold hands between your thighs (yes, you smack him for doing that, no, it doesn’t stop him). 

He loves how your thighs lock around his head when he eats you out. He loves resting his head on your lap, your fingers in his hair, at the end of a long day. 

Your thighs are everything good in this world - warm and soft, sexy and comfortable.

His favorite body part on himself?

Arms. Obviously. No contest. 

Especially when he gets to wrap his arms around you and pull you into his lap. Or drapes an arm over your waist when you’re sleeping next to him. Especially drives him wild when you bite his bicep or his shoulder when you come when you’re trying to stay quiet.

• C = Cum

He’ll come where you tell him - chest, ass, inside you. Although Ryan does worry a little about, you know, kids. He’s not ready for that. 

If there is anywhere you DON'T want him to come, he won't push it. He doesn't want to pressure you to the point that you feel like you HAVE to do something - then it's not fun anymore.

• D = Dirty Secret

Ryan is a switch (not a secret, you learn that QUICK). 

But what Ryan hasn’t admitted to (yet. You’ll wring it out of him eventually) is that he wants to be overstimulated by you. 

He’s never wanted it with anyone else. But after he’s been with you for a while and the two of you get comfortable, creative, and exploratory together, he finds himself thinking about it more and more. 

He wants you to absolutely wreck him and leave him a babbling, squirming mess, his brain totally blank.

He’s also 100% down for a threesome (or foursome). Another guy, another girl, doesn’t make a bit of difference to him. 

• E = Experience

Ryan isn’t THAT experienced. He’s not really the love ‘em and leave ‘em type. He can count on one hand - with fingers to spare - how many one night stands he’s indulged in. But he realized they weren’t very satisfying. 

He prefers something a little more long-lasting. He wants someone he can really get to know and hang out with. Definitely a friends with benefits/fuck buddies kind of guy.

So his experience is about in the middle ground range. He’s definitely not a virgin but there are certainly some things he's clueless about.

So you can introduce him to a few ideas ;)

• F = Favorite Position

You can feel the hard ridge of him pressing against your back. The ticklish wandering of his fingertips over your hip, sliding under your shirt to cup your breast. The feathery warm touch of his lips brushing against the shell of your ear.

“Ryan,” you mumbled, eyes still closed. “It’s too early for this.”

He hums with a little smile and a kiss to the back of your neck that sends shivers straight down your spine.

“But we’re both awake. Might as well make the most of it, right?”

His fingers trace the waistband of your underwear, waiting for permission. So you grind back against his erection and you grin when Ryan sucks in a hissing breath through his teeth.

It doesn’t take long before your underwear has been discarded and the hot length of Ryan’s cock is inside you as he tucks you into the curve of his body. It’s slow and sleepy sex, gentle grasping touches and muffled gasps. 

After you both come, Ryan nuzzles his face into your neck with a “good morning, beautiful” all raspy and smiling and it’s so damn satisfying that you just know you’re going to be late for work today.

• G = Goofy

Ryan loves to make you laugh during sex. He can be serious if the situation warrants it - like if you’re nervous about trying a new position. 

But he generally tries to ease any tension by bringing a smile to your face. If he thinks the jokes aren’t working, then he’ll tell you how perfect you are, how sweet you taste, how good you feel and goddamn you’re so fucking cute.

• H = Hair

Ryan stays trimmed or shaves, depending on how busy his schedule is/what he has time for.

Look. The first time he had to zip up real fast after almost getting caught with you, he found out pubes and zippers do not mesh well. He never wanted to repeat that painful mistake again.

• I = Intimacy

Ryan is VERY hands-on and highly tactile. He loves touching you soooo much, whether that’s in a sexual or non-sexual way. He’ll lay his hand on your leg under the table or drape your body over him like a blanket at night.

Especially loves to hold hands with you all the time, during sex, when you’re in public, when you’re in the car. Anywhere and everywhere.

So if you’re pudgy and you have extra thick thighs or ass he can grab, his eyes light up and he gets this mischievous grin on his face.

But if you’re on the thinner side, that doesn’t slow him down. He’ll wrap his arms all the way around you and guide your legs around his waist. 

If you’re ever feeling insecure or unhappy about your body, Ryan gives you this absolutely incredulous look because he LOVES your body. Every inch of it. And he WILL take it as a personal challenge to kiss every inch of you that he finds attractive so settle in because he’s about to get busy.

• J = Jack Off

Ryan won’t hesitate to rub one out. When he’s stressed, he doesn’t do it as often. His brain is just on other things. But if he hasn’t been with someone for a while, you can bet he’s jacking off in the shower more often than not.

When he gets together with you, he’s definitely a big advocate for mutual masturbation. It’s sweet and sexy to just mess around!!

• K = Kink

Praise kink

This man has a huge praise kink. He just wants to bring all the good feelings to you and see you smile and tell you how he’s crazy in love with you. He can’t believe how lucky he is to be with you, so he’s always ready to praise you. 

He’s always mumbling between kisses, “God, you feel so good, baby,” and “Take it nice and easy, sweetheart, there you go, good girl.”

Role play

Ryan is 100% down for role play. He likes the idea of exploring new concepts and getting creative together. 

(Meaning: he’ll want to role play some pretty nerdy shit and it will be so ridiculous and so hilarious that you won’t get very far. But seeing Ryan so excited will make you love him even more.)

Temperature play

This started out as your idea. You wanted to tease him while he was blindfolded. So you took an ice cube to his skin. His ribs contracted and he made this strangled little noise. And the way his cock jumped - oh hell yes. This was going to be fun.

• L = Location

Yeeeeah Ryan isn’t picky. In the truck, in the hayloft, in the woods, in the shower. 

Once, he even thought about sneaking into the boss’s house and doing it there too. But then he heard Rip bellowing about something and Ryan decided he didn’t want to risk death so he never thought about it again.

Definitely down to do it in a horse trailer though.

• M = Motivation

It’s ridiculously, stupidly easy to turn Ryan on. Whisper something dirty in his ear. Palm his cock under the table during dinner. He has absolutely NO willpower when it comes to withstanding your power of suggestion. 

• N = NO

Degradation is a big no for Ryan. He doesn’t enjoy it at all. Even if you ask him to and he really does try for you, it’s obvious he’s hesitant and uncomfortable with it. He throws in the towel pretty quick because the whole thing just feels not great to him.

• O = Oral

You peeled the sheets back. Ryan didn’t move, his breathing steady and even. Tugging his sweatpants down, you lightly sank your teeth into his thigh with a playful bite.

That got him to flinch a little. But not enough to wake him up. When Ryan shifted fully onto his back, you chuckled at how easy he made it for you.

A minute later, when you swirled your tongue around the head of Ryan’s cock, his eyes flew open with a gasp. There you were, lying between his thighs, a smirk on your face as you dragged your tongue up the length of his shaft.

“Morning, Sleeping Beauty,” you said.

“Hey, baby. Have I...died and gone to heaven?”

You grinned. “Not yet.”

Then you swallowed him down.

• P = Pace

Most of the time with Ryan, it’s a quick fumble of skin and clothes, giggly kisses and trying to shush each other so you don’t get caught, so the pace is naturally short and quick. 

But there are times when Ryan can slow things down and take his time with you. Morning sex especially, when neither one of you are fully awake yet.

• Q = Quickie 

You stuck your head out of the hayloft and whistled. Ryan skidded to a stop in the barn aisle, looking around. 

You dangled your panties like a worm on a hook. “Over here, cowboy.”

He practically ran to the ladder and scrambled up into the loft. He fumbled with his shirt but you just swatted his hands aside and went straight for his belt buckle. 

“I was on my way to - “ Ryan started but you cut him off, your tongue in his mouth.

Then you were both laughing in between kisses and a second later, Ryan slipped inside you and you both moaned.

Footsteps echoed below and Ryan’s eyes went wide. You clamped a hand over your mouth at the same time that you pressed a finger to his lips. But you can feel him throb from the effort of staying still inside you and he can’t help but thrust a little deeper.

What felt like a lifetime later, the footsteps receded. Ryan kisses your fingertip and presses you down into the hay, laughing and mouthing at your neck.

• R = Risk

Ryan actually does have a mild sense of self-preservation, contrary to most of the shit he gets himself into. He doesn’t want to get his ass beat if he’s caught with his pants around his ankles. 

To get rid of his trepidation, flash him your tits. Or whisper in his ear that you aren’t wearing any panties. Does the trick every time.

• S = Stamina

Ryan can usually go about two rounds before he taps out. Or, more likely, falls asleep.

But when it comes to going down on you? He can go for A WHILE. Please remind him to come up for air once in a while.

• T = Toys

Ryan doesn’t keep any toys himself because of limited space and the paycheck of a wrangler is pretty slim to begin with. So he doesn’t have much extra cash to throw around on toys.

However, if YOU have toys??? He’s like a kid in the candy store. He’s poking all the buttons and testing vibration levels. 

“What does this do? Whoa. That fears weird. What the hell is this thing and where does it go?”

But there is one toy that Ryan will enthusiastically go broke for. When you expressed interest in it off-handedly one time, he saved every damn penny he could to buy it for you.

It was worth it when you stepped out of the bathroom wearing that brand new strap-on.

• U = Unfair

You found out very quickly that it’s so easy to get Ryan riled up.

It started when you sat in his lap during poker night and totally-not-innocently gave a little wiggle. Ryan’s hands flew to your hips to hold you still. Judging by the bruising flex of his fingertips digging through your jeans, you knew he was FRUSTRATED. 

So you stayed right there. For quite a while. Any time Ryan released his hold, you were back to a few subtle shifts here and there to “get comfy.” He was painfully hard beneath you but he couldn’t do a damn thing about it.

Afterwards, Ryan hauled you straight out of the bunkhouse and had you up against the wall, buried inside you and coming within seconds.

From then on, you and Ryan tease the hell out of each other. He never lasts very long when he teases you - you have more self-control than he does - but it’s adorable that he tries.

• V = Volume

Ryan isn’t overly loud. But holy hell, he never fucking stops talking, whispering about how good you feel, how gorgeous you look when you ride him. 

And it doesn’t matter how long you’ve been together, Ryan will still flirt with you. Really, REALLY bad one-liners that make you crack up.

• W = Wild Card

Ryan likes it when you get a little jealous. Not toxic-rage kind of jealous. Just some spice to stir things up. He likes it when you get possessive of him and show the world this is your man.

When Ryan is about to head out to that bar with the waitress who won’t stop flirting with him, you make sure to leave a nice big hickey on his collarbone (as much as he would prefer one on the neck, he still has to remain professional and he doesn’t want Rip cracking down on him so you both agreed it had to be someplace he could conceal it if necessary)

Ryan will wear it with pride and just settle back in his seat, letting that waitress get an eyeful to show that someone (you) have already staked your claim on him.

• X = X-Ray

Ryan has a decent amount of girth, just enough to feel that full stretch, but not overwhelmingly so. There’s also a prominent vein along the left side that is very, very sensitive (wink wink).

• Y = Yearning

When it comes to his sex drive, if he’s tired or stressed about something, he just can’t get into the mood for it or focus properly on you the way he wants to. But most of the time, his sex drive is pretty high and he’s always very eager to get his hands on you.

When it comes to non-sexual yearning, it’s constant. He wants you 24/7. When he’s not with you, he can’t WAIT to get back to you and just cuddle.

• Z = ZZZ

Ryan does stay awake for a little while, but you make him so relaxed and you’re so warm cuddled up against him that he falls asleep pretty quickly. But he makes up for it later by waking up for another round (or two).