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If I’m being honest with myself, being flung off a cliff isn’t the worst thing that’s ever happened to me. It was probably the last thing Emiya would ever think would cross their mind, right alongside reincarnation of all things, but here they were. So they took Crimson Rose from its holster and activated the mechashift to turn the pistol into its sickle counterpart, while they used its sister Red Thorn to direct their momentum northward.
5 minutes later…
Everything was going well, their landing strategy even petered out without incident, which probably should’ve been the first sign that their ahem luck was going to throw a curveball at them, if a curveball could be called meeting eyes with Tohsaka 2.0 bleached edition known as Weiss Schnee… Why do I always get stuck with the Tsundere’s.
“WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME!” Did I just say that out loud, damn you Ozpin and your sadist rules, at this point I’m going to be dead before the semester even starts.
“Hey, don’t ignore me, I'm talking to you!”
“Talking, more like shouting.”
“Don’t you dare mock me like that!”
“I can mock you however I like, I’m not a servant obligated to wait on you hand and foot.”
“You-how-dare, AHHHHHHH!”
Emiya wondered why they bothered getting up today.
5 miles east…
Cu looked up at the enraged shriek as the birds fled the trees, “Huh, seems like Emiya’s here and he got partnered with a Tsundere, I’m gonna take a guess and say it’s Short and Frosty from yesterday.