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Well, this feels very familiar.
Kim Dokja ponders how many times he will be falling from fatal heights as gravity exerts control over his body.
The Burial Mounds of Yiling makes a more terrible landing compared to the stomach of an ichthyosaur.
Good thing, I'm a cultivator this time, but these injuries means the months stuck here will be a pain.
Kim Dokja, now Wei Wuxian, thinks as he hits the ground. He manages to roll a few times to reduce the impact, but still ends in a bruising stop. Hopefully Yoo Joonghyuk and Han Sooyoung will be close by when he finally gets out this pit. The two should be looking for him when not fighting the war or each other since even in the novel Lan Wangji and Jiang Wanyin are not known to get along.

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Kim Dokja woke up in this world to the sounds of mad crackling.
“I own your ass,” declares Han Sooyoung, now the young Jiang heir. “Don‘t bother trying to run away. You are at Cloud Recesses after being punished for getting drunk so I doubt you can move anyway.” Well that explain why he feels like he was beaten black and blue. “Also, congrats on getting Yoo Joonghyuk drunk too. Lan Wangji having zero alcohol tolerance gave me such lovely blackmail,” Sooyoung grins.

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“Wei Ying” The voice promising murderously of a violent death. Cold sweat drips down Kim Dokja’s back as he turns to face his protagonist, pasting on a business smile, “Lan Zhan~”

The cold handsome face of the second Twin Jade glares very familiarly at the cause of this predicament, golden eyes glowing as he strides towards his slippery prey.

“Think they’ll finally get a clue,” comments Lee Seolhwa, the Wen medical genius, to her tea companion.
Yoo Sangah, the currently ranked number one most handsome cultivator, smiles wryly, "Emotions are not their strong suit." The relaxing pair continues observe the latest antics of the two story leads as they sip their tea.
"You mean one idiot is emotionally constipated and the other is oblivious." Han Sooyoung chimes in, crashing their small tea party and swiping a snack. "Both are morons deep in denial."

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“Baht,” Biyoo gurgles happily in the dirt. Plot point of planting A-Yuan complete. Maybe he'll grow taller in the future.

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“Took you long enough,” Han Sooyoung grouses, Zidian captures her target. “13 yrs of waiting for you to come back to life, and the first thing you do is get into a life threatening situation. Then you try to run away as soon as you can." The whip is gripped by Yoo Joonghyuk, "he's going back to Gusu with me."

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"Ajusshi loves me most!" Lee Gilyoung, the current Jin heir, declares, "I'm his nephew! Go away you prudish bastards!"
“Well Mr. Hoity toity, I found him first!" Yells Shin Sooyoung as Lan Jingyi, latching onto Kim Dokja's sleeves. "He's coming back with us to Gusu!"
Biyoo hugs the bound Kim Dokja, "Dad, mine."

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Stupid sunfish better appreciate this.
His last thought as Kim Dokja loses consciousness in the snow after falling from the battle-torn cliff of Meiling.

He wakes up once again in Han Sooyoung’s care.
“Your debt to me is piling,” the now legendary doctor Lin Chen says. “Don’t even think about moving. You are going to ruin all the hard work I put in to make you look decent, your face doesn't come with a censor here.”

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"Fei Liu! Let that pigeon go!" Biyoo pouts, why should he let go of his prize.

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"Good to see you again Xiao Shu," Yoo Sangah, Princess General Mu, sweetly chimes. With a deceptively gentle smile, "it's impolite to lie about your identity. Especially considering we were betrothed prior to your disappearance." Kim Dokja smiles helplessly, feeling the chills down his spine.

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“Why are you locking me up?! I need to go out to battle and win this war! I already made you Crown Prince, you dumb Water Buffalo!" Kim Dokja shouts at Yoo Joonghyuk. It's not fair Xiao Jingyan, with a face that slaps an army, can so easily manhandle him into a cell.
“Guard him. Do not let him escape,” orders the future emperor.
“Yes Master!" Lee Jihye replies, as her liege's second-in-command. Lie Zhanying turns to her prisoner, “Sir should stop trying to die. Master is more than enough to deal with the enemies.”

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[OOC is OOC. Penalty: -100 pts]
You're enjoying this aren't you Fourth Wall
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"I'm a reknown author who sold millions, not a porn-writing hack! What is with this stupid looking plain face?!" Han Sooyoung, An Ding's Peak Lord, aggressively complains. "I do NOT grovel, nor am I an errand boy. Do not mess with me," Shang Qinghua glares at the reader.
"You are a plagiarist," counters Kim Dokja, hiding his smirk behind his new fan.
“You can't plagiarize yourself! I wrote both web novels," argues the author. "You got a plan to survive being murdered by your protagonist again?"

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"You died from eating expired yogurt. You can't be trusted to take care of yourself", says the protagonist as he moves himself into the side room. Yoo Junghyuk glares at his current shizun, “Do not try to cook. The kitchen area is off limits.”

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Sunfish can jump off a cliff this time.
The hunting grounds for the Immortal Alliance Conference splitting apart to reveal the Endless Abyss. The conference was overrun by demonic creatures per story plot, but the protagonist was making quick work of all the ones he encountered.
"Need me to push you in?" Asks Kim Dokja, "just fulfilling my duties as your shizun since it's going to give you a power-up. Here's some supplies for your dungeon run and remember to pick up rare and valuable materials." He hands Yoo Junghyuk a qianbao. Giving his smirking companion a parting glare, the protagonist leaps into the Abyss that rapidly closes up upon swallowing it's prize.

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Maybe I can avoid being stabbed a second time if I can denote myself fast enough.
Thinks Kim Dokja, watching his crazed protagonist with XinMo, damn the demonic sword, leap towards him as he free falls from the tower to collide with the other.
Sunfish really needs to stop losing his mind.

Just before he loses consciousness after sacrificing his cultivation and life force, Kim Dokja thinks about the resurrection plan he left to Han Sooyoung.
She can't complain about how long it takes for me to come back to life this time since it depends on her now.

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Fourth Wall:
[Soul-binding complete. You are now Shang Qinghua. Please survive this time host. o( 一 _一 )o ]

"Why am I the hack author?!" Yells Kim Dokja at the unrepentant demoness next to him. "My soul should have just moved from the bodies. How did you end up destroying the world?"

"I have a black thumb. All plants I've tried to grow died, even cacti. What made you think Sun and Moon Dew Flower Seed, a plant that requires careful nurturing, would survive under my care? It wasn't me who actually destroyed the world. Your heartbroken protagonist did after it was determined there was no way to bring you back to life again." Han Sooyoung comments as she flexes her new body, getting a feel for her new strength. "Good thing my system booted me as soon as lover boy snapped. I don't need to be murdered by my bastardized creation. Sha Hualing is a much better fit for me anyways." The demoness smirks, "Did you want to increase your debt to me? I think these character roles fit us much better."

"Hn," Yoo Joonghyuk glares at Han Soothing, but concurs to the last statement, markedly more icy, but still stunningly handsome. As the current Mobei-Jun, he picks up the re-transmigrated cultivator by his collar, inspecting his spy/servant for injuries.
"Must you, my King?" Kim Dokja squirms.
"Hn, no running away,” orders the Demon Lord. “You serve me now.”

"I'm sure he'll serve you," snickers Han Sooyoung. "You are without a doubt his ideal man as self-professed in this universe."

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"My King!!!"
At least this time, we are falling together.
Kim Dokja dives off the ledge into the Endless Abyss after his King.

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Lee Hyunsung, now Wen Ning, wonders how things got to this as he contemplates his now undead body. His sister Wen Qing, the genius Doctor Lee Seolhwa, busy herself with the physical check up. "Fascinating to see how the Life and Death Pill works here as you literally died briefly before the effects kicked in."

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Jung Heewon, better known as Nie Mingjue, launches herself at Wen Xu, saber swinging. "Die you fucker!" She decapitates him in one fell swoop, "I'll get the rest of you sleazeballs eventually."

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"So the Wens under Wen Qing were split between Lotus Pier and Gusu, mainly your illustrious Hanguang Jun got custody of your son, but I got almost everyone else." Jiang Cheng proudly brags, "Faked Wen Qing and Wen Ning being incinerated before smuggling them in as new healers for Lotus Pier given our major recruitment to rebuild the Sect.

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Lan Xichen, captain of the WangXian ship and prior archangel, watches as his brother chases after the slippery Wei Wuxian. Mentally, Uriel squeals with delight, front row seat to this love epic is definitely worth joining this scenario.