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inspired by boomerang - Royal republic lyrics .

Gui was in love ... so deeply in love.
when he sees the object of his affection he couldn't help himself but latch into him ' No matter how many times the other sent him flying , Gui never regretted his actions .
On the contrary , he savoured every moment of his love abusing him . Call him a masochist ! He liked everything from smacks , slaps , the fists hit , feet kick but what he enjoyed the most is the 'throwing off' ...
When prince strong fist collided with his body , the sheer force of Prince hand (and thanks to Newtown physics law ) will send him flying without the need for wings nor planes .
and with each different angle , and
different direction , there is of scenes he would see , before dying .

("I've been driftin' around, been a million places)

Town after town, I've seen a million faces"
sometimes when Prince is so furious , his cheeks would redden to the the point of the elf's ears , 'sooo cuuuuute !' and get's Gui to fly up to the sky .
"Been a vagabond ever since you put me down the track"

Sometimes depending on the force Prince put in his kick , it takes Gui more that five minutes to stop in mid air and then go back to hug mother earth.
and since ,he is a genius , he can't help but analyse the force , the speed and the distance from the earth , and he will try and be useful watching if there is rainy clouds coming . so he would warn Yulian and lolidragon .
he reached the ground already? ' ok now it's time to be dead .' and turned to a pillar of light .
higher with each level the elf reached , his kicks straighten , the distance Gui could reach is higher .
and it's been 30 minutes that Gui was was flying high .
however , now Gui was blinking from a certain realisation , a dangerous realisation !
'FLAT !...secound life is flat !
maybe the programmers were a fan off flat earth myth.'
he needed to tell Prince his discovery .
from birth point to infinit castle Gui rushed to Prince .
"Priiince ? your Highness, secound life is flat !"

( matter where I go, something always brings me back.")

Gui always retuned to Prince no matter how far , he got , how many times the beautiful elf pushed him .
and the demon bard was sure , sure that he will get his love at the end .
whatever , whenever if it's second life or real life , he would never back down .

"(No matter what you do, I'm gonna get you in the end.
"You can throw me up, go on and spin me like a boomerang!")

... years later ...

Gui Wen is chasing his wife all around the globe in real life.
Prince still didn't change her habits. , saving the world and getting lost in the dept of the Amazon .
her husband didn't worry much , he knew :
no matter where she was , in a flat earth or a round earth .
a male Prince or a female Xiao Lan .
Gui will always find his way to her .
("I'm going 'round, baby 'round, baby 'round
I'm never coming down, down, coming down
Yes, it's true , I come spinnin' right back to you

)