Work Text:
Steve说“愛老虎你，再见”
“再见”
“说回来”
“补”
“请”
“OK,也愛老虎你，你小傻瓜”
“再见”
Steve走和Dumbdog在像这是独自的。这应该不惊喜那他结束电话像这。Steve是一个上海怒，作和嗲。但是这制作Dumbdog的心舞蹈像一个蝴蝶的翅膀。 要是Dumbdog的心是一个蝴蝶, 然后Steve是一个漂亮花。 Steve 是异性恋者，尽管他的甜言蜜语 (甜言蜜语他Dumbdog喝像一个蜜蜂喝蜜)所以Dumbdog得到他想要的。Dumbdog受不了了, 他吃不消他的爱。
English:
Steve says “I love you(informal), bye."
"bye"
"say it back"
"no"
"pleeeaaassseee"
"ok, I also love you (informal), you little fool"
"bye"
Steve leaves and Dumbdog is alone on the phone call. It's no surprise that he ended the call that way. Steve was a Shanghai girl, high maintenance and flirty. Still, it makes Dumbdogs heart flutter like a butterfly's wings. If Dumbdog's heart was a butterfly then Steve was a pretty flower.Steve was straight, despite his sweet words(which Dumbdog drank like honey) so Dumbdog could never get what he wanted. Dumbdog couldn't stand it any more, he couldn't stand his love for Steve.