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{Unnamed Chat}
Archangelo added 11 users
Archangelo renamed the chat to {I WIN BITCH}
Archangelo
@Bootyyyshaker9000 @Primetime9000 run me my moneys honeys
Bootyyyshaker9000
What.
Primetime9000
NO
NO WAY.
Archangelo
YES WAY BABYYY
i take cash or credit BTW!!
Bootyyyshaker9000
WHAT. I WAS SO. CLOSE????
kills myself violently
Primetime9000
not to doubt you but HOWWW did you figure out dimensions before the PORTAL GUY!?!?
Archangelo
well we r kinda Both the portal guys when u think abt it
Primetime9000
okay we’re both portal guys but i’m The Portal Guy
Archangelo
idk i kinda just cracked interdimensional communication
i think that makes me The Portal Guy, really
Primetime9000
attacks you
Archangelo
dances out of the way
BigRed
what
What on Earth did you knuckleheads do ?
Archangelo
hiii raphie
me leo and donnie made a big bet and i big one
Primetime9000
*won
Bootyyyshaker9000
*won
Archangelo
i will tear both ur limbs asunder like im doom slayer
Primetime9000
doom gayer lol
Arachangelo
u when u look in the mirror
Primetime9000
??!???!?
wow. thats homophobic
Bootyyyshaker9000
I . I would be frustrated if. if i were not so impressed.
My Dearest Sibling you are so smart
Why didn’t I think of a group chat..
Archangelo
dances happily in a circle
BigRed
Wh
WHAT BIG BET?!?!?
Several users are typing…
redhead
wtf is this shit
CaptainLeo
Uhm??? what’s going on???
QueenDeDeDe
????????????????? hello?
Archangelo
HAIII!!!! my name is angie
i summoned all of you using my smarsts
redhead
the fuck are you Saying
Archangelo
smiles cutely
Bootyyyshaker9000
I am so distraught. I was SO close to winning.
Sigh.
Ah well. At least I can brag about my little sibling being the first person to create an interdimensional group chat. I am proud!
Primetime9000
im not!!!!!! die!!!!! (/lhj)
Archangelo
poisons you cutely
Primetime9000
becomes immune to all poisons instantly
MaDonnie
wait a minute
OHOHOHOH
MULTIDIMENSIONAL COMMUNICATION???
this is AMAZING there’s so many opportunities for greatness!
BigRed
YOU GUYS MADE A BET ABOUT DIMENSIONAL COMMUNICATION AND DIDN’T INCLUDE ME ????
:(
Bootyyyshaker9000
Oh no. The sad face.
I shalln’t crumble. I mustn't fall.
Archangelo
WAITTT I FORGOR TO TELL U IM SO SORRFY
BigRed
I’m heartbroken. can’t believe this
Archangelo
NOOOOOOO
redhead
wait a fucking minute
are you saying that you’re all supposed to be alternate versions of us???
Primetime9000
sí, claro, mi hermane de otro mundo
we made a bet on who could figure out some form of communication between different worlds first. angie won
classic mikey move tbh. dangles her off a roof about it
Archangelo
grows wings and flys away
Primetime9000
flys
redhead
?!?!?
what do you MEAN mikey figured it out first!?!??
MaDonnie
MIKEY FIGURED IT OUT FIRST?
Mikelectro
BIG WIN FOR THE MIKEY COMMUNITY
Bootyyyshaker9000
?? I don’t understand the surprise, Angie is very smart
flys
MaDonnie
?!
redhead
…
our mikeys must be really different…
Mikelectro
IGNORING THAT BECAUSE MIKEY WIN!!!!!
Archangelo
i’mnot cooking dinner anymore
Bootyyyshaker9000
I would like to formally apologize
Primetime9000
I WOULDN’T!!!!!!
KILL YRSELF NOW !!
RedByDaylight
oh wow
Archangelo
i will doxx u
Primetime9000
WE LIVE IN THE SAME HOUSE !!!
Archangelo
and?
BigRed
i can’t believe you guys forgot to tell Raph!
I may not be able to deal with portals or anything yet
but i would have liked to be included :(
Archangelo
PELEASE SRAPH STROP WITH THE FROWNIES
IM SO SORRY NEXT TIME I WILL TELL U FIRS
we can make a tiktok together if youd’dlike
BigRed
Oooo
I do like those
CaptainLeo
???
I don’t think I believe that you’re supposed to be us…
No offense but this is a little hard to believe considering you’re all so… different.
Bootyyyshaker9000
Ah! I knew there was something we forgot.
Apologies, we must take on the burden of proof.
Angie, as the one who Cracked It, you get to pick the picture to send.
Archangelo
OOOO
YESSSSS
Primetime9000
wait
omg angie pls post a picture wit my goodside
im sorry for all past transgressions
Archangelo
no
Primetime9000
die
Archangelo
ur mom
ANYWAY i found a pic to send hold up
[attached file: The picture shows Angie sitting on top of her Raph’s shoulder, both of them grinning widely at the camera. Her Leo looks like they got hit in the eye right as the picture was being taken, while her Donnie is holding what looked like a long selfie stick, while looking as though it was in the middle of sneezing.]
Primetime9000
WOOOOW
KYS??
favoritism.
Bootyyyshaker9000
I can’t believe this.
What have I ever done to you.
Several users are typing…
CaptainLeo
?!?!?!?
IS THAT SUPPOSED RTOBE RAPH????????????????
redhead
WHGAT THE FUCK???
RedByDaylight
holy SHIT…
QueenDeDeDe
?!
YOUR RAPH IS TALLER THAN ME!???
MaDonnie
HE
WHATTHEHELLLLL
BigRed
👉👈
Erm
What I do
Archangelo
y’all bet not be mean to her okay i will kill ur soul
Primetime9000
:fencing: :fencing:
Choose yalls next words carefully
Bootyyyshaker9000
Watching you all like hawks.
Mikelectro
NOOO
we rn’t gonna be mean !!!!
we just didnt expect it
MaDonnie
Our Raph is like. really small
so seeing a Raph that’s supposed to be tall is .
jarring
redhead
no i fucking am not?!
MaDonnie
Raph.
you are small.
redhead
WHATEVER!
CaptainLeo
Yeah, what Mikey and Donnie said
Sorry I hope we didn’t make you uncomfortable @BigRed
QueenDeDeDe
WAIT NO YEAH SORRY
we didn’t expect it, that's all!
I’m the tallest of my brothers and @BigRed looks taller than me so it was just a shock
RedByDaylight
I WISH i was that big .
BigRed
…?
Other Raphs aren't as big large as me??
RedByDaylight
how tall are you
omitting tail
BigRed
Erm
I’m 8’2 minus tail
my tail is 4 foots
Bootyyyshaker9000
*feet
BigRed
Thanks, Dee
*feet
Several users are typing…
RedByDaylight
ARGHGUAHOU?!?
redhead
WHAT THE FUCK?
BigRed
how
How tall are you two???
RedByDaylight
GIRL IM 6’5???
redhead
WHAT
MaDonnie
Holy shell Raph
redhead
THIS CANT BE
BigRed
How tall are you @redhead?
redhead
IM NOT SAYING!
Mikelectro
he’s 5’2
RedByDaylight
?!?!??
redhead
i'm going to deshell you
Mikelectro
:3
BigRed
Oh! That makes you the smallest Raph!
redhead
I'M LEAVING!?
redhead is offline.
BigRed
D:
Oh I didn’t mean to make him upset :(
Mikelectro
ohmygofd???
you are so sweet actually?
stealing you
Archangelo
:fencing: :fencing: :fencing:
MY SISTER !!! BACK . BACK I SAY
ATTACKA ATTACKA ATTACKA
Primetime9000
no she is not dont let her fool you
Mikelectro
AGH !!
STOP ATTACKING IM SORRY !!?!
MaDonnie
replying to [@BigRed: Oh I didn't mean to make him upset :(]
Oh hey no don’t worry!
Raph’s just joking around he’s not actually angry
BigRed
Ohhh okay okay
Bootyyyshaker9000
OKAY
Angie my dearest sibling
You need to discuss with me how precisely you managed to make this chat!
Archangelo
ermmm
well, at first i was like
“ayo what if i could see myself and my fam” like two different times but then i was like “actually i cant imagine that fr so what if we could talk instead” then i thought some more and was like “wait yeah that could be easy bc we always using discord n stuff anyway to text” or wtvr, so i grabbed my phone, opened discord and just like. stared really hard at it until this chat created itself.
BigRed
OH! Is that what you were doing? Raph thought you were just on tiktok
MaDonnie
what.
QueenDeDeDe
I’m confused what does this mean
Bootyyyshaker9000
ANGIE YOU LITTLE GENUIS!? To clarify, you created a scenario where there were two separate sets of people based on a familiar group- that group being us, then you channeled the energy you conjured while creating said scenario into your phone while using a familiar form of communication to you in order to bridge the gap between three separate universal gateways???
Archangelo
yeassss!!!
thas what i meant yea
Bootyyyshaker9000
AMAZING…
You are so much smarter than Leo
Primetime9000
?!
WHY TF IM IN IT?
Bootyyyshaker9000
Well, buns not smarter than me , so.
Plus, I had to go for the lowest level of intelligence.
Primetime9000
all ur life you been a hater
Bootyyyshaker9000
And proudly so!
MaDonnie
replying to [@Bootyyyshaker9000: ANGIE YOU LITTLE GENUIS!? To clarify, you…]
Hey so UHM?
You actually understood that string of words???
QueenDeDeDe
and also
WDYM “channeled energy into your phone”???
Like. Like telekinesis or something? I don’t understand????
Bootyyyshaker9000
? Yes, of course? It was one of pinks easier ones, honestly.
And no? lol I’m talking about her ninpō
MaDonnie
??????????????????
QueenDeDeDe
?????
Bootyyyshaker9000
Hello?? Do you guys not have your hamato ninpō or something???
MaDonnie
Like. the fighting style?
Like martial arts, or?
QueenDeDeDe
What, like espionage?
Primetime9000
lol these losers don’t even have hamato ninpō
CaptainLeo
Im.
I think I’m done being in extreme shock
…???
RedByDaylight
there is SO much happening right now
BigRed
Sorry to cut in, but @Primetime9000 @Bootyyyshaker9000 @Archangelo villain alarm going off
I think its Meat Sweats again.
Bootyyyshaker9000
Oh joy! Let’s see how he tries to eat us this week lol
Archangelo
soup?
Primetime9000
nah he did that one already.
maybe he’ll attempt to fry us
Bootyyyshaker9000
Huh.
Can’t help but wonder
Primetime9000
NO
NOT! dealing with your cannibalism .
Archangelo
exiting swiftly LOL!
Bootyyyshaker9000
I
I did not even do anything yet
BigRed
Sorry Dee
You do get a little. cannibalistic. at times.
it’s okay we love you lots anyways don
BigRed is offline.
Archangelo is offline.
Primetime9000 is offline.
Bootyyyshaker9000
?!
Sheesh
You bite a guy one time to see how blood tastes and suddenly you’re a cannibal.
What even ever!
I guess we’ll explain everything later lol
Bootyyyshaker9000 is offline.
MaDonnie
HELLO?
CaptainLeo
Well. That’s… not how I expected that to go??
QueenDeDeDe
Well. That was eventful…
I guess I’ll just. sit here and wait until they come back???
MC_Mikey is online.
MC_Mikey
hey everybody
…
erm..?
what the hell yall doin over here????
QueenDeDeDe
If only we knew…