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# general
@ladyblogger just joined. Everyone, look busy!
Welcome, @dinonino, we hope you brought pizza
@mariposa has joined the server. It's super effective!
We've been expecting you @underagreste.
Roses are red, violets are blue, @rose<3 joined this server with you
Swooosh. @juleka just landed
@winner just joined. Hide your bananas
@ACTUALwinner just arrived. Seems OP, please nerf.
Where's @if(!robots)? In the server!
A @richgirl just spawned in the server
@sabrinaa just slid into the server!
Welcome, @mylene. Stay a while and listen!
Big @Ivan just showed up!
It's a bird! It's a plane! Nevermind, it's just @tomato
@lilarossi has arrived. Party's over
mariposa
adshsjdhajs
update: i love discord
underagreste
lmao
ladyblogger
mari, please
dinonino
idk babe, you gotta admit, that was pretty funny
ladyblogger
... i don't have to admit anything.
Anyways!! be nice!!
ACTUALwinner
chloe's in the chat so thats not gonna last long
if(!robots)
Yes, why is Chloé in the server?
ladyblogger
because this is a class server so everyone has to be here
mariposa
it's cause she couldn't add Sabrina and not Chloe and she didn't want to leave Sabrina out
ladyblogger
well damn girl since when can you read my mind?
mariposa
bff powers
underagreste
hey nino can you read my mind?
dinonino
you're thinking about ladybug
underagreste
you did it!!
dinonino
my dude, you are always thinking about ladybug
underagreste
touche
mariposa
asjdhasukfsa
ACTUALwinner
are marinette's only contributions to the groupchat going to be keysmashes?
ladyblogger
it honestly wouldn't surprise me
mariposa
I'll have you know I'm a very eloquent person perfectly capable of talking in full sentences
ladyblogger
what about you know who?
mariposa
I'm a very eloquent person perfectly capable of talking in full sentences... except with you know who
underagreste
who?
ACTUALwinner
andre the ice cream man
ladyblogger
chat noir
juleka
jagged stone
rose<3
fang the crocodile
mylene
hawkmoth
mariposa
...
nailed it
richgirl
ugh this is ridiculous. Would all of you just shut up already?
ACTUALwinner
either mute the channel, leave, or shut up
mariposa
Alya how come you're not telling Alix to be nice?
ladyblogger
A) its alix
B) its chloe
dinonino
2 very good points
mariposa
blatant favoritism
lilarossi
Oh, hi everyone! What's this?
ladyblogger
class group chat! well, discord server but tomato tomahto
we talked about it at lunch today don't you remember?"
lilarossi
Oh, that's right. I'm so sorry, I've been so swamped with work for the charity lately my mind is all over the place. I must have zoned out, I'm really sorry Alya!
ladyblogger
hey, no worries! I totally get it
lilarossi
I just don't want you to think I don't listen to you when you talk to me. I swear it won't happen again. It's just with how little sleep I've been getting it's hard to stay focused sometimes.
ladyblogger
girl, If I got mad everytime someone I was talking to zoned out on me I would no longer have a best friend
mariposa
hey, I listen to you!!
ladyblogger
*side eyes*
mariposa
*side eyes right back*
ladyblogger
mari, i love you, but you are the single most scattered-brain person I've ever met
lilarossi
Well, I think you deserve to be listened to, Alya.
ladyblogger
thanks, Lila <3
underagreste
aw man, now I'm feeling left out
dinonino
???
underagreste
I'm the only one out of the 4 of us that doesn't have Alya in their picture!
dinonino
LMAO
ladyblogger
don't worry Adrien I'll take a selfie with you later XD
mariposa
(7/10 distraction +5 points to Hufflepuff)
don't Adrien, it'll get to her head! quick, Nino, change your picture!
dinonino
sorry dudette no can do
ladyblogger
I deserve to be in your pictures! I'm amazing!
mariposa
oh no it's too late, we're losing her!
ladyblogger
you should be grateful I'm allowing you to have me in your picture!
Simple peasants you are! You're just ridiculous!
mariposa
Alya no! don't do this!
ladyblogger
Utterly ridiculous!
dinonino
PFFFFFT BABE
underagreste
(10/10 follow up +10 points to Slytherin)
tomato
what just happened??
ACTUALwinner
I think Alya just got Chloe-fied
juleka
rip
winner
she will be missed o7
richgirl
How dare you!
ladyblogger
let me guess, your daddy will hear about this?
underagreste
*malfoys your chloe*
mariposa
lmao
richgirl
I hate all of you
mariposa
what terribly shocking information!
richgirl
you especially, dupain-cheng
mariposa
Alya, Chloe is being mean, aren't you going to tell her to be nice?
dinonino
pettiness increases by 20%
ladyblogger
Chloe, be nice
richgirl
suck it cesaire
ladyblogger
*gestures* see?
mariposa
lmao
lilarossi
It shouldn't be Alya's job to tell us all to be nice to eachother! Being kind shouldn't be somthing we need to be reminded of but something that comes naturally!
underagreste
there, much better. All of my best friends <3
mariposa
akhrjdkd
+5 points
dinonino
aww dude
richgirl
I'm not in the picture.
underagreste
ahhh
mariposa
LAJDJFKDKF
ladyblogger
very cute, Adrien
And hey, we shouldn't gloss over what Lila said! You are so right, girl!
mylene
Yeah!!
rose<3
You are so nice, Lila!
Ivan
Very true!
underagreste
mmm look at that, I have to go! Talk to you later guys!
mariposa
bye, Adrien! Talk to you later, everyone!
ladyblogger
wait where are you going?
mariposa
I'm going to
help my parents out in the bakery!
so bye!
rose<3
bye Marinette! bye Adrien!
ACTUALwinner
yeah, okay. Bye guys!
dinonino
bye dudes!