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Max: See I told you! I’m not paranoid. The fans see it too! He is trying to get your attention…
Checo: Stop reading the comments Max, they don’t actually mean anything and are just putting you in a bad mood.
Max: No Checo, its not the comments that are putting me in a bad mood, it’s your ex-Lewis Hamilton constantly trying to get your attention. First, his tequila brand and spending time in Mexico, then he just happens to jump in your car during the drivers’ parade in Las Vegas and then he posts that damn tweet of you with the dog.
Checo: Roscoe. And I don’t think his tequila is actually tequila because…
Max: I don’t need a fact checking session right now Checo. But yes, like I was saying, why would he repost you and Roscoe, if he wasn’t trying to get your attention again. Lewis knows how much you love animals.
Checo: Dios mío, el equipo de medios nunca debería haber publicado este clip. ( OMG the media team should never have posted this clip)
Max spiraling in the background: Godverdomme ! (goddamn it) ...I mean look at how much you know about Roscoe…you don’t even like cats. You’ve never posted anything with Jimmy and Sassy…as if you practically making out with Fernando your old FWB wasn’t enough, now I gotta deal with Lewis and his dog...)
Checo suddenly grabs Max’s face and kisses him to get him to calm down.
Checo: Leoncito, stop. The comments the fans leave don't mean anything. And Lewis is just my friend, what we had was a long time ago. And you know the Fernando thing is just a cultural thing, we are very affectionate people. I love you and you are my partner. And you know I love Jimmy and Sassy. I’ve just always have been a more of a dog person and Roscoe looks so much like an old family dog.
Max: Mijn liefje, I’m sorry, I don’t know what possessed me to look at the comments (he then buries his face into Checo’s neck.)
Checo: Come on mi amor, let’s go have dinner and then we can cuddle when we come back home.
Max: Sounds good, but... you know there is one thing you can do that’ll make me extra happy…
The couple go to their favorite restaurant Italian restaurant and while Checo steps away to use the restroom Max takes out his phone. He checks his phone and smiles when he sees a notification from Roscoe Hamilton liking the picture Max had posted. The picture Max had posted before going to dinner was of Checo cuddling with Jimmy and Sassy. When the couple got home and were getting in bed Checo noticed when Max plugged in his phone to charge, that his new lock screen was the picture they had taken before going to dinner. The two settled into their normal cuddling positions with Max being the little spoon before peacefully falling asleep.