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Andy cried aftr everyone had left him and wrote a lot of good music which is a very hot take but his solo albums are very good and then he cried some more.

Then he broke his voice and laid down and cried becase doctors couldnt diagnose nor fix him.

The 90s were horrible and he hated it and performing for german kids fucking sucked cos they were not impresssed by his new and very good song "everyday" even tho it was really good.

"MY SOMG IS SO GOOD WHY DOES NOBODY LIKE ME UWAGHHHHHH PAUL LEFT ME THE UNIMPORTANT ONES LEFT ME UGHHHH WAGHHHHHHHH THIS IS SO SAD IM NEVER GOING TO RECOVER FROM THIS IM SO SAD I CANT"

and just as he said that his voice was. weird. silemt (runnign) almost.

he silently cursed dazzle shits for ruining his life and fortune and putting him into debt and laid down on a bed and cried for three years without another care in the world.

he then laid and cried over paul and the other not so important people some more.

to be continued.

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the morning after and not before andy hadnt slept for a year cos hed been thinking about you

he got up and paced around the room and started writing a new song called new head and he was very clever with the lyrics and he knew the first three letters of the alphabet.

he was very proud of himself.

"IM SO GOOD AT THIS I DONT GET WHY THEY ALL LEFT ME THEYRE UNIMPORTANT IM THE ONLY NEEDED MEMBER OF OMD WHAT DO YOU MEAN"

he sobbed on his bed after making that really good song and felt bad for himself. until all of a sudden he got a great idea.

he was going to go on tv and perform on totp and be really really cool so thats exactly what he did he want and performed an amazing somg and became a little famous again and suddenly he kind of had money.

He was just lying in bed thinking about his own greatness when all of a sudden a harsh flashback came to him and it was like a path to heaven opened itself up to him and there was an angel with pauls face standing right in front of the foot of his bed.

"Andy..." the angel paul bastard sighed in his fucking faulcet

"WHAT DO YOU WAMT YOU LEFT ME ur UNIMPORTANT" andy snarled and pulled the covers round himself, his eyes narrowing

the amgel showed him a beautiful memory of him and paul running hand in hand through a grass field filled with flowers and holding hands and tumbling about in the grass (with talking loud and clear playing in the background) and andy sat there as tears ran down his face until he threw a pillow at the angel paul and it disappeared

"I WONT LET YOU CORRUPT ME! IM BETTER ON MY OWN IM LITERALLY OMD I DONT NEED YOU I DONT NEED ANYONE"

he yelled and hid his face under a pillow and cried and cried some more and then he cried a bit more and guess what he cried some more.

to be continued

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andy was laying in his bed sometime long after the 90s after having made up with paul and theyd have lots of more fun runs through flower fields while holding hands and was coming up with another song

he decided to call it pulse. he called his best mate paul and talked to him about his amazing idea and they both decided the album was going to be the album of the century.

so they got to work and andy let out a loud "MNNGHHHHHH" as the pre chorus started and paul was amazed cos that was simply amazing and pure creativity right there and hed never seen anything like it.

then they made pulse and a lot of stuff happened and then they ran through liverpool while holding hands and surrounded by pink flowers and a pink camera and their gravity was like low so they were kind of floating a bit and holding hands and suddenly they hit a wall and they both passed out (without the unimportant members)

to be continued...

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When they woke up again, they found themselves to be tied up in chairs, in a dark, small room, their backs against each other.

Andy looked around with wide eyes, trying to nudge Paul somehow, but he was all stuck and couldn't move.

Suddenly, a door slammed open, and in walked Ralph Hütter and Florian Schneider of Kraftwerk, carrying a million kraftwerk records in their hands.

They smirked smugly at their new prisoners, putting down all of the records somehow.

Andy screamed in horror and amazement as their idols emerged with the records, but quickly shut up again bc omg no way. they were... The Robots.

Paul finally woke up, his mouth dropping open at the sight. He put on his sunglasses to look cool bc for some reason his hands were free.

The two Kraftwerk members walked over to Paul and greeted him with a subtle nod, completely ignoring Andy's presence, making Mr Manoeuvres sit in the dark on his own to ponder.

They untied Paul and took him with them into another room and started doing crazy alien robot things with him until he knew all the secrets of the synthesisers.

But Andy didn't know that and kicked and thought and finally got free of the ropes he was tied with, but then, it all went black again...