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[Hell, Lust Ring]
[‘Intima-nsion Estate': Asmodues’s Home]
Asmodeus: Sitting in the living room, looking anxious
Various non-sexual snacks & food are set on the coffee table
Asmodeus: Looks at his wristwatch before sighing.
Sparkly object glitters under couch cushion
Asmodeus: “Hm?”
Asmodeus: Grabs object to reveal a letter covered in 6 colors of glitter
Asmodeus: Raises eyebrows as he opens heart shaped envelope
[Letter]: “Dear Big Daddy. Here's to hoping that you get a nice, big, thick emotional meeting with your pa.
I hope that he's super nice and cuddly and plays catch with you, by the time you read this.
But if not, then he's a total bag of pencil dicks and I hope that he sits on a used condom for not seeing how great you are.
I'll see you when I get back from your comfy ass office, and thank you for the bodyguards (Can you believe that the tall one can make sushi????? Fucking awesome!!!!!).
See you soon, sweetums.
Your Rizzarolli ~<3”
Asmodeus: Chuckles while shaking head
Asmodeus: “Where did he even get all this glitter from? I don't keep any in my study”.
Asmodeus: Takes the letter and kisses it.
Letter closes and floats off to bedroom in a haze of blue flame
Asmodeus: Sighs for a moment before taking off his tophat
Asmodeus: “Okay. Just…..fuck. You can do this. He's…..okay, he's him to be fair. But he's not as bad as that prick Mammon. Just….just be calm and hopefully things won't end terribly and I won't have to cry myself to sleep while Fizzie tries to cheer me up by cooking me something oh dear God!”
Asmodeus: Runs a hand through his scalp nervously
Asmodeus: “What if he burns down the kitchen again? I just had those light fixtures replaced!!!”
Twink-boy doorbell rings
Asmodeus: Looks up in surprise before cringing
Asmodeus: “Fuck! I forgot about the doorbell!!!”
Asmodeus: Rushes to the front door hallway before sighing and trying to straighten himself out.
Asmodeus: Reaches a shaky hand to the knob . Pauses to breathe before putting his hat back on. Grabs asscheek shaped doorknob before opening front door
Adam is standing in the doorway.
Adam: Wearing horned ‘Dickmaster’ cap, and hula shirt and shorts. Has a fast food bag with the label ‘ Benjamíns Borgers’.
Asmodeus: Has wide eyes but says nothing
Adam: …
Asmodeus: …
Adam: “......Your doorbell is weird.”
Asmodeus: Blushes awkwardly
Asmodeus: “R-right. Sorr-”
Adam: “I mean like, nothing wrong with that kind of thing to be honest. I just think if you want something to let you know that your guests are here, something that's the sounds of someone getting their back blown out would be better.”
Asmodeus: Blinks in surprise
Adam: Walks inside
Asmodeus: Recovers and closes the door as they go to the living room
Adam: Looks around the room with a nonchalant look on his face
Asmodeus: “I….got some snacks, if you're hungry.”
Adam: Looks around at the table
Adam: “None of these are like candy dicks or sandwich vaginas, right?”
Asmodeus: Eyes wide
Asmodeus: “N-no no! This is..uh, normal food. I made sure to make it so that it wasn't as…graphic as it would be usually.”
Adam: Plops down on the couch before holding up fast food bag
Adam: “I brought burgers by the way. I wasn't sure if your…boyfriend was gonna show up or not. So….”
Asmodeus: Sputters alwardly and stutters
Asmodeus: “Wha? Boyfriend??? I-”
Adam: Rolls eyes
Adam: “Relax kiddo. I wouldn't show up here just so I could whip out the crucifix and tell you you're gross because you like butt stuff.”
Asmodeus: Is rigidly standing before sighing with slumped shoulders
Asmodeus: “...How long have you known about him?”
Adam: “Probably when you first started rizzing his weird jester hat thing off, in the center of ‘Jezebel Junction’ Park.”
Asmodeus: Blushes deeply
Asmodeus: “W-what? That was 6 years ago!!!”
Adam: “Yeah. And?”
Asmodeus: “You've known for that long?”
Adam: Shrugs as he pulls out a burger and takes a giant bite
Adam: “Yeah. I'm your dad. It's my job to keep an eye on you.”
Asmodeus: Looks down silently. The ram skull looks sad, while the bull skull sighs
Adam: Sighs deeply before shoving more of the burger into his mouth
Adam: “Fuck, I'm not making this easy. I swear I planned to tone down the ‘assholeness’ when I came through the front door.”
Adam: Tosses aside wrapper before standing up
Adam: “Come on.”
Asmodeus: “Uh, what?”
Adam: Opens his arms
Adam: “Bring it in. We gotta get the sappy shit outta the way, otherwise we'll just be alwardly wishing we were alone, watching our respective brands of porn”
Asmodeus: Awkwardly shuffles
Adam: “...Come on, kiddo. Get over here.”
Asmodeus: “I…I don't know-”
Adam: “Kid if you don't get over here and hug the fuck outta me right now, I'm gonna start going through all your Hornhub settings and change the preferences to vanilla tradcon kinks.”
Asmodeus: Blinks in surprise
Adam: Stares without blinking
Asmodeus: “....Heh”
Asmodeus: Smiles
Adam: Grins, with still open arms
Adam: “Get the fuck over here, you hairy bastard.”
Asmodeus: Steps over and drops to his knees, hugging Adam at chest level
Adam: Wraps his arms around him
Asmodeus: “Im…glad to see you.”
Adam: “I fucked up a lot in the past, kiddo.”
Asmodeus: “No, Dad-”
Adam: “No, I mean it…..I fucked up a lot, and I shouldn't have left things as they were. We've got…I've got a lot of stuff to make up for.”
Asmodeus: Tails wag excitedly as he pulls back and smiles
Asmodeus: “That'd be amazing, dad.”
Adam: “Fuck, why are you so daddamned tall???”
Adam: Grins and puts his hand on his hips
Adam: “The fuck have you been eating down in this shit hole of a realm? Last time I saw you, you barely came up to my chest.”
Asmodeus: “Oh you know. Tits, ass and everything in between.”
Adam: “Blegh. That's gross.”
Asmodeus: Raises his eyebrows playfully
Asmodeus: “Oh? And how is it any different than when you do it?”
Adam: “Because I'm straight as fuck, I'm hot as shit, and I invented all the sex shit that you guys based your whole vibe off.”
Asmodeus: Laughs as he shakes his head
Asmodeus: “Whatever you say, dad”
Adam: “Alright, enough of that. Hurry up and sit down, before I eat all these burgers”
Asmodeus: Smiles
Adam: “So wait, what channel is this exactly?”
Adam: Shoving his 5th burger into his mouth
Asmodeus: “It should be the whore race channel”
Adam: “I know that I should question why it's ‘whore’ & not ‘horse’, but nothing surprises me down in this G-Spot in the ground”
Asmodeus: Frowns at TV
Adam: “Hm? What's wrong?”
Asmodeus: “Hmmm. Not sure. The channel isn't airing right. I know I had a staff pay the cable bill-”
Adam: “Wait, aren't you like the big dickcheese down here?”
Asmodeus: Smiles and snaps fingers
Asmodeus: “Ooooh, nice one.”
Adam: Clicks teeth and flashes finger gun
Adam: “Seriously though, you have to pay for cable? Don't you own this whole place?”
Asmodeus: Rolls eyes
Asmodeus: “Yeah. Don't even get me started on it. Lucifer and Mammon got together to make a whole Inter-Ring cable network for the 7 rings. And of course, Mammon put in the fine print that made it so the profits go all the way up to his puke green asshole.”
Adam: Sighs and facepalms
Adam: “Remind me when I get the chance, to bust down those fuckers doors and knock some sense into them, by way of my Angel Steel knuckles.”
Asmodeus: “Done. I'll come with.”
Adam: “Bet. So what are we gonna watch, then?”
Asmodeus: “Um…we could try-
TV Broadcaster: “We Now Bring You To The Musical Delights Of The Public Bathroom Stall: ‘The Rusty Trombone Band’. ”
Adam: “OH GOOD FUCKING CHRIST!!!!”
Adam: Tries to cover his face
Asmodeus: “SON OF A TOOTHLESS GUTTER WHORE!!!!”
Asmodeus: Tries to shield his heads, as he scrambles for the remote
Adam: “WHYYYYYYY!!!!! WHY WOULD YOU PICK THIS?????”
Asmodeus: “I DIDN'T!!!!! I USUALLY HAVE ALL THE WATERSPORT CHANNELS BLOCKED BEHIND A PASSCODE!!!!!”
Adam: “THE FUCK YOU MEAN BLOCKED ????? NOTHING ABOUT THIS IS BLOCKED!!! I CAN SEE EVERYTHING!!!!!”
Asmodeus: “I’M SORRY!!!! IT MUST HAVE BEEN FIZZIE!!!!! HE SOMETIMES LIKES TO DO SOME PREGAMING IN THE LIVING ROOM WHEN I HAVE TO WORK LAT-”
Adam: “WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS????? SHUT OFF THE FUCKING TV- OH MY FUCKING CHRIST OF NAZARETH, THEY'RE ACTUALLY GRABBING REAL TROMBONES NOW!!!!!!”
Asmodeus: Finally shuts off the TV
Pure awkward silence
Asmodeus: …
Adam: …
Asmodeus: “….sorry about that.”
Adam: “It's….fuck. It's alright.”
Asmodeus: Turns to Adam akwardly
Asmodeus: “No seriously. I'm really really sorry about that. I..I didn't plan-”
Adam: Puts a hand on Asmodeus’s shoulder
Adam: “Don't sweat that shit, kid. Ugh, pun definitely not intended. I'm not gonna dip just because I saw some of the freaky shit. Just promise me you've got some liquor so that I can drown out the memories of that.”
Asmodeus: Chuckles
Asmodeus: “Sure. I'll get right on that.”
Asmodeus: Walks over to his mini bar
Adam: “And no gay drinks!”
Asmodeus: “Uggh! What's wrong with gay drinks??!! They're fun, they're sweet-”
Adam: “And they're fucking weak! If I wanted a tootsie fruity drink, I'd drink some grape juice! I want to get hammered!!! Why would I ever, in my whole afterlife, drink a mamby pamby-”
Adam: “Ahahahaha!! Fuck off! There's no way you did that!!!”
Adam: Laughs while drinking from large glass with ice, orange slicd and cherry
Asmodeus: “Oh, but I did. And if I'm being honest…”
Asmodeus: Leans over and coyly whispers while holding a martini glass with yellow liquid and ice
Asmodeus: “I wish I said it to his wife much sooner.”
Adam: “PFFTTT!!!!”
Adam & Asmodeus fall out laughing while on the couch
Adam: “AHAHAHAHAhahahah…oh man. Oh fuck, I can feel that one all the way in my sack.”
Adam: sips his drink
Adam: “Phew. Fuck, that was great. The fuck is this drink, anyways? It taste like Vodka and….. cranberries maybe”
Asmodeus: “Good sense. It's got OJ, peach schnapps, and cranberry juice. It's called a ‘Sex On The Beach’.”
Adam: “Bullshit.”
Asmodeus: Smiles
Asmodeus: “It's true. What, don't you like it?”
Adam: “.....Yeah, okay. Kinda”
Adam: Sips the rest of it before fishing out the cherry by hand
Adam: “Okay…..maybe you were right about gay drinks being sweet.”
Asmodeus: Laughs
Asmodeus: “Wow. I got you to admit two things in one day. Maybe I should try to call up Mammon and see if I can play him in a game of cards for my Boombox back, with this kind of luck.”
Adam: “Yeah yeah. I'll buy you another Boombox, if you get me another glass.”
Asmodeus: Nods before getting back up to the mini bar. Tail wags as his rams skull whistles a happy tune
Adam: Relaxes on the couch
Adam: “So, what were you drinking?”
Asmodeus: Using magic to pour Adam another glass, getting more ice, and another cherry & orange slice.
Asmodeus: “Oh, I've got a ‘Bloated Bag of Monkey Spunk’.”
Adam: …
Asmodeus: Sashays back over to couch with Adams glass
Asmodeus: “Here you are.”
Adam: Gets up
Adam: “Welp, time to pack my shit and never come back. See ya kid.”
Adam: Starts to leave
Asmodeus: Laughs while reaching over to hug Adam
Asmodeus: “Noooooo, I'm sorry!”
Adam: Grumbles while taking his glass and sipping with a pout
Adam: “You did that on purpose…”
Asmodeus: “I couldn't help myself. It was just too good of a chance.”
Adam: Sits down with a roll of his eyes
Adam: “Yeah yeah. Just enjoy your flaming back of chunky monkey cunts, you gross bastard.”
Asmodeus: Smiles before raising glass
Asmodeus: “I do learn from the best.”
Adam: Scoffs
Adam: “Damn straight.”
The two toast glasses
[Asmodeus’s kitchen]
Asmodeus: “Okay, are you ready for this one? Cuz you're definitely not gonna get it.”
Adam: “You haven't even picked the card yet! Quit being a dick and read it already!”
Adam & Asmodeus are sitting comfortably at the table, with an open board game between them labeled ‘Kinks & Slathers’.
Asmodeus: Grabs card from the deck
Asmodeus: “Oh yeah! You're definitely not gonna get it. Just go ahead and give me my $10 bucks.”
Asmodeus: Grins cockily
Adam: “Wha- you cheating fuck! Quit trying to cheat me out of my $10!!!!”
Asmodeus: Chuckles before reading card
[Card]: ‘Wet when warm or dry when cold, out of view from young to old.
Barren plain or lush valley,
you won't find this within an alley.
Scented fair or vile odor,
An obsession just beneath the shoulder.’
Adam: “Okay, even I know that's obviously a kink.”
Asmodeus: Leans onto the table as all 3 of his heads smile cockily
Asmodeus: “But which one????”
Adam: Frowns deeply
Asmodeus: “You don't know it.”
Adam: “I know it!!!! Just give me a second!!!”
Asmodeus: Smiles and raises his hands in mock surrender
Asmodeus: “Fine. Take your time, Daddio.”
Adam: Mumbles to himself as he taps his chin
Asmodeus: Hums happily as he strokes his head feathers
Adam: Growls as he counts on his fingers
Asmodeus: “.....Do you want to skip-”
Adam: “SHUT UP!!! I'M GONNA GET IT!!!......Its………pay pig, right??”
Asmodeus: “Not even close.”
Adam: “FUCK!!!”
Asmodeus: Moves his IUD shaped board game piece up the ladder before moving Adams frenum ladder shaped piece down the chute
Adam: “Fine. What was the kink?”
Asmodeus: Puts card in discarded stack
Asmodeus: “Axillism”.
Adam: “........An axe fetish?”
Asmodeus: Chuckles before eating a chip
Asmodeus: “No. It's an armpit fetish.”
Adam: “Aw come on!!!! You just made that up!!!”
Asmodeus: “Nnnope.”
Adam: “Ugh. The fuck would anyone want to fuck an armpit anyways? There’s no hole. There's not even any fluid!!!!”
Asmodeus: “Heh. Don't knock it till you try it, dad.”
Adam: “Ugh. Just shut up and hand me the pretzels”
Asmodeus: Smiles and slides bowl
Adam: Munches on pretzels
Adam: “Alright. My turn.”
Adam: Grabs card from deck
[Card]: ‘Loft or stable-’
Asmodeus: “Kink. Forniphilia.”
Adam: “OH COME ON!!!!!”
Asmodeus: “Heh. That one was an easy one.”
Adam: Glares as he slams hand onto table
Adam: “BULLSHIT! WHAT THE HELL IS EVEN THAT?”
Asmodeus: “Fetish for furniture. Free use kind of thing.”
Adam: “......HUH?”
Asmodeus: Eating ‘dummy thicc’ Oreos
Asmodeus: “Folks dress up and form themselves into furniture, and then get sexed up by people in any position they want.”
Adam: “I……fuck. I need to sit down, for that”
Adam: Sits down and takes off his hat
Asmodeus: Chuckles
Asmodeus: “I'm gonna go get some Donkey-Fruit Punch from the fridge. You want some?”
Adam: Grumbles about being old
Asmodeus: Grabs punch
Adam: …
Asmodeus: “Keep the money on the table, dad.”
Adam: “YOU'RE SO MEAN TO ME!!!! I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME??????”
Asmodeus: “I love you enough to keep my wallet out of your reach.”
Adam: Scoffs but smiles
Adam: “Eh. Can't even blame you for that one. At least you didn't hit me in the hand with a rock to steal my strawberries like that shitheel Mammon.”
Asmodeus: Smiles
Asmodeus: “Awww. Not only a compliment, but also an insult to Mammon. I feel like I could hug you, dad”
Adam: “You can. It'll only cost you $10 bucks.”
Asmodeus: “Blow me.”
Adam: “NO, YOU BLOW ME!!!!”
Asmodeus: “WHAT'D YOU SAY TO ME, OLD MAN?????”
Asmodeus: Hair burns blue as he goes rage mode
Adam: “YOU HEARD ME PUBERTY PUNK!!!!”
Adam: Wings glow bright as his eyes turn golden
Asmodeus: “SAY THAT SHIT AGAIN AND I'LL BEND YOU OVER THAT TABLE AND FLAY YOUR INSIDES ALIVE!!!!!”
Adam: Stands up on the table
Adam: “BRING IT YOU FUCKING TWERP!!! I WAS BUSTING NUTS AND CLAPPING CHEEKS BEFORE YOU POPPED YOUR FIRST STIFFY!!!!!”
Asmodeus: Roars as he stands at full height and looks Adam in the face with all 3 heads aflame
Asmodeus: “I'LL POP A STIFFY IN A JIFFY AND DROP YOU AS I CLOCK YOU, YOU GOLDEN OLDHEAD FUDDY DUDDY!!!!!!”
Adam & Asmodeus glare at each other face to face, before they start laughing
Adam: “...Heh…Ahaha…AHAHAHA!!!”
Asmodeus: “Hehehehe!!!”
Adam & Asmodeus simmer down as they place their hands on each other's shoulders
Asmodeus: “That….was fun, Dad.”
Adam: “Yeah. It was nice yelling at someone who wasn't going to threaten to fire me.”
Asmodeus: “Yeah…”
Adam: …
Asmodeus: …
Adam: “GIVE ME THAT FUCKING $10!!!!’
Asmodeus: “I'LL PUNCH YOU IN THE ASSHOLE IF YOU TRY!!!!!!”
[Asmodeus's Man Cave]
Adam & Asmodeus covered in bruises, scratches and bandages as they play pool together
Adam: “So?”
Adam: Shoots a striped ‘3’ into the left corner pocket
Asmodeus: Sighs
Adam: “Cmon, don't bullshit me. You might as well get it all out.”
Adam: Walks to the other side and knocks a striped ‘6’ into the left side pocket
Asmodeus: “I just…..it's hard to put it into words when I'm not with him. Everyone expects me to be ‘Oooh, Bitch Breaking King Of Lust’ , but it's more than that.”
Adam: Knocks striped ‘7’ into right side pocket
Adam: “Don't tell me you're in one of those bullshit Situationship thingies. Cuz I'll literally disown you and adopt him just to make it awkward”
Adam: Puts on pool chalk
Asmodeus: “No it's not that…..well, not anymore. I fucking announced it in front of Mammon and everyone how he's mine and I don't care who fucking knows-”
Adam: Aims pool cue
Adam: “Nice.”
Asmodeus: “Right??? I should be happy, and I know he's happy that I care that way but….”
Asmodeus: Sighs as he takes off his hat and runs his hand through his hair
Adam: Looks up and sighs before leaning against table
Adam: “You love him.”
Asmodeus: Looks up as eyes widen
Adam: “You love him, and you want to keep him close to you to make sure he's never in trouble again. But you know that to keep him safe from all the schemers and fuckers out there, you'd basically have to lock him in a box. And you know that he'd grow to hate you for that, no matter how safe he would be. And in this specific situation, it'll be worse because of the shit he's been through with your cunt of a brother. So you're panicking and you're breathing hard, and everything is fucking spinning because you love him so much that you wanna squeeze him in your pocket, but he's a free spirit and you know he's happiest when he's out and breathing the air. So your soul is tearing in half between keeping him happy and exposed versus keeping him safe and hateful. And you know, you know in your dark little heart that both options run just the same risk of him being cut out of your life. Whether by choice, or by force.”
Asmodeus: Is utterly silent, as his other two skills sulk deeply
Adam: “.......Upper left corner pocket.”
Adam: Hits the 8 ball so it bumps off the table and rolls on the border to the end, before landing back on the table and curving into the upper left pocket
Asmodeus: “....How'd you know?”
Adam: …
Asmodeus: Puts his hat back on, before he flicks a switch causing all the balls to come back to the table
Adam: Grabs triangle to put all the balls back
Adam: “I know…..because the reason you're having this problem is the same reason I had….I have my problem”.
Adam: Places the balls in the triangle
Asmodeus: “...Mom.”
Adam: “Yeah…..mom.”
Asmodeus: Sadly starts chalking his cue
Adam: “But there's good news and bad news.”
Asmodeus: …
Adam: “The good news is that, Lilith's a long way from here. And you've done good for yourself, son. Even though it's not my idea of success, you've done much better than that end piece of wonder bread Lucifuck.”
Asmodeus: Chuckles as his shoulders relax
Adam: “You've got fame, fortune, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring. You got cash money, and a dope ass crib. You stood up to Mammon, and you've got a ride or die bitch that loves you.”
Asmodeus: Smiles after a moment
Asmodeus: “So what's the bad news?”
Adam: “The bad news is, that you're total shit at pool, son. If only you were a fraction of the stick man your old man was.”
Asmodeus: Grins
Asmodeus: “Trust me. I've got stick where it counts. Old Man. ”
Adam: Takes off the triangle
Adam: “Strap-ons don't count”
Asmodeus: “Oho??? Just for that, you're gonna get cooked! I'm gonna whip you across this table!”
Asmodeus: Grins savagely
Adam: “Enough yapping kid. Time to put your stick, where your balls are.”
Adam: Takes aim at the pool balls
Asmodeus: “Dad?”
Adam: “Hm?”
Asmodeus: “Thanks….I'm glad that you picked up the phone the other day.”
Adam: “Thanking me isn't going to make your stick-game better. Square up, sprite.”
Asmodeus: “Yeah yeah. Just knock em so I can knock you-
Door busts open to reveal an excited Fizzarolli
Fizzarolli: “BABE!!!! IM BAAAAACK!!!!!”
Fizzarolli: Pulls out a plate of sushi
Fizzarolli: “And guess who had so much sushi that they rediscovered their gag-reflex????? You know what…that……means……babe?”
Fizzarolli: Eyes widen as he notices Adam
Asmodeus: Eyes widen as he stiffens for a moment, only to relax noticeably
Asmodeus: “...Fizzie! You're back early.”
Asmodeus: Smiles softly
Fizzarolli: Stiffens as he almost drops the plate
Fizzarolli: “Oh…shit. Fuck, s-sorry babe. I…I got so excited from breaking my record of fish swallowed, that I forgo-”
Asmodeus: “Babe, don't even worry. It's fine. C’mere.”
Asmodeus: Waggles finger to beckon Fizzarolli over
Fizzarolli: Nervously looks to Adam
Adam: Nonchalantly knocks the balls, sending two solid balls into the pockets
Adam: “Solids.”
Fizzarolli: Looks to Asmodeus
Asmodeus: Nods eagerly and waves him over
Fizzarolli: Quickly walks over to Asmodeus
Asmodeus: Happily picks him up and sits him on the edge of the table
Asmodeus: “How was your day? Did you have fun at my office?”
Fizzarolli: Looks between Adam and Asmodeus before nodding
Fizzarolli: “Y-yeah! It was a blast! I got to blow up some of the failed sex toy designs, and I fired the fuck outta some dickhead who tried to lecture me!”
Asmodeus: “Wo-hoah! Watch out everyone, there's a sexy little shark in the water!”
Asmodeus: Nuzzles up to Fizzarolli with a smile
Fizzarolli: Blushes and hugs Asmodeus
Asmodeus: “Fizzie, this is my dad. Adam.”
Adam: Chalks his cue before looking up at Fizzarolli
Fizzarolli: Gulps before saluting nervously
Fizzarolli: “H-hello sir! I'm a big fan of your work, I mean- of your son- I mean, of the fruit of your loins- I mean-”
Adam: “Is that sushi?”
Fizzarolli: Blinks as he looks down at the plate before looking to Asmodeus
Asmodeus: Smiles, nods and makes a ‘go ahead’ motion
Fizzarolli: “Uh….yeah! Freshly made back at the office-”
Adam: Takes a handful and shoves them into his mouth
Fizzarolli: Wide eyes
Adam: Chews loudly
Adam: “Thanks kid. You're alright. Stick around. Imma put the hurt on your boo.”
Asmodeus: “In your dreams, pop. Just watch Fizzie, I'm gonna knock his balls out of his sack with two heads covered.”
Asmodeus: Smiling happily
Fizzarolli: Has wide eyes before he grins
Fizzarolli: “Yeah! Fuck him up Ozzie!!!!”
Adam: “You're up.”
Asmodeus: Leans down to line up a shot
Fizzarolli: Laying on top of Asmodeus’s back as he props his head up and waggles his feet
Fizzarolli: “Clap his cheeks, Ozzie! Put the balls into the ball holder thingies!!!”
Adam: “The pockets.”
Fizzarolli: “Into the ball pocket thingies!!!”
Adam: Chuckles and shakes head with a smile before eating more sushi