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“You’re wearing pink panties.”
“I see all that Kingsman training did you some good,” Harry snarks as he finishes taking off his wet trousers, soaked from the impromptu water fight in the briefing room.
“Harry…I can see, well, everything,” Eggsy whines, stepping closer to his lover. He almost manages to get his hands on Harry, but he’s stopped by Harry’s hard glare.
“You would’ve been able to touch this had you not thrown that water balloon at me,” he says evenly, taking out a new pair of trousers, “as it stands, I don’t think I’ll let you touch me for a week.”
“Harry no.”
“Oh, Harry yes.”
Eggsy grumbles, folding his arms while Harry slowly changes, pink lace bright against the older man's pale skin. "I feel like the punishment doesn't fit the crime."
"You came into the middle of the briefing room whilst I was in a meeting, pulled out a nerf gun, and shot Merlin with it. Which led to Merlin tossing a water balloon back at you, which you then caught and threw at me. And then all hell broke loose."
"Clearly," Eggsy starts, moving to sit on the bed, eyes still trained on Harry's bottom, "Merlin was in on it, and so I shouldn't have such a long and cruel punishment."
"If anything, I should make your punishment longer." Eggsy huffs in protest. "You managed to turn Merlin against me, that's a whole new crime in and of itself."
"So, really you should just make Merlin suffer because he wasn't loyal to you in the first place."
"Do you want to make it a month before you can touch me Eggsy?" Harry buttons up his trousers and raises an eyebrow. Eggsy pouts and gets up to follow Harry out of the room and back to the briefing room.
"No Harry."