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Jewel Sparkles was at her pink princess house, talking to someone on video on her laptop. "Hey, can't wait to see you at the photo shoot later, it's gonna be so much fun. Tell me again how to get there," Jewel said to whoever she was talking to on video. Jewel had her headphones on so we can't hear who's on the other end. "Uh-huh. Yeah. Okay. Great, got it. All right, I better get going, I need to get on the road so I'm not late. Okay, see you later, bye!" Jewel said as she waved goodbye at the end and ended the call. Jewel got her dress on, which already has been drained of any excess custard from the last episode and cleaned out, and went outside to a pink background for her photo shoots. Because we all know pink is Jewel's favorite color.
Upon entering the photo shoot area, not a single photographer showed up at all. "What time is it?" Jewel asked when she noticed that there were no photographers there. Jewel checked her phone and as it turns out, the time was way past when the photographers were supposed to show up. "Where are they? I can't believe they still are not here. I mean, we were supposed to do this photo shoot together. I hope they're not skipping out on me for any reason," Jewel told the viewers, showing how the area she's sitting at was empty. Jewel then got a text from one of the photographers. "Sorry, we're not gonna make it, hope you enjoy the photo shoot, keep your head up," Jewel read off her text message. "Pfft, keep your head up, what is that supposed to mean? Keep your head up?" Jewel said in response to her text as she put down her phone.
It turns out, the only "photographer" who showed up was Spot Splatter Splash, who's gonna subject Jewel to her usual messes yet again. A whipped cream pie on a paper plate was thrown straight at Jewel's face by Spot from a distance, splattering the whole right side of Jewel's face, part of her dress, and the pink wall behind her with white whipped cream. Shortly after, a chocolate one was thrown, splattering chocolate mousse all over her face and the pink wall behind her. Jewel wiped her lips clean after both pies hit her. "What kind of photo shoot is this?!" Jewel asked, noticing the mess that's all around her. A strawberry fluff pie was then thrown at Jewel's face, this time from a further distance to get more splattering action all over not just her face, but her hair, neck area, and legs too. Then came another chocolate pie to Jewel's face. "I'm gonna find these people and... I don't know if I should say that here," Jewel said to herself seeing the situation that she's in.
Pastel pink slime, in the shade of pink we'd usually associate with stuff like strawberry ice cream or Starbursts, started falling on top of Jewel's head as Jewel tried to take some breaths throughout this messy situation she's currently in. Well, at least the slime at this point is in Jewel's favorite color, but it doesn't change the fact that Spot probably roped Jewel into this messy treatment to get her dress ruined again. "I can't believe they're doing this to me!" Jewel told the viewers. Spot then threw another whipped cream pie at Jewel's face from a distance, again getting some good splattering action like the last four pies that she threw at her face. Jewel's dress was dripping with pink slime and white whipped cream at this point. Another chocolate pie was then thrown at Jewel, adding some brown to the already gross looking mess that's spread all over her face and dress. Jewel sighed as she wiped some of that creamy goop off of her face. "My hair and my clothes are a complete mess!" Jewel said as she looked at her already messy self.
A bucket of water was then thrown onto Jewel, wiping some of that disgustingness off of Jewel and getting her partially clean. The bucket of water was thrown on Jewel by Tippy Thumbelina, who does not like germs or getting dirty as much as Jewel does. Could this be Jewel's little moment of luck here? Well, we'll find out as this part of the story continues. Jewel sighed and took a few breaths as some of the mess got cleaned off of her, but not all of it just yet. Tippy threw another bucket of water at Jewel to get her more cleaned, but her left side was still looking dirty a bit, and then Tippy threw another bucket to clean off Jewel's legs.
"Well, at least I'm clean now," Jewel said, though she was not fully clean as there was still some mess left on the left side of her hair. Looks like Jewel spoke too soon, though, as Spot threw another chocolate pie right in Jewel's face again which splattered all over Jewel's neck area and her legs. Jewel was in shock as she looked at the chocolate splatter all over herself that Spot just did. "How much worse can this get?" Jewel asked herself as she rubbed her legs a little bit to try to clean off any mess, but was unsuccessful as it only succeeded in spreading more chocolate all over them.
Another white whipped cream pie was thrown on Jewel's face by Spot, splattering it all over the face, neck, dress, and walls as usual. Jewel looked down at her now really wet and messy dress, then closed her eyes and wiped them clean so none of the pie stuff gets in her eyes. "They are gonna get it so bad when I see them again!" Jewel told the viewers. A strawberry fluff "pie" on a flimsy paper plate was thrown at Jewel's face by Spot, hard enough that it made a big splatter on the wall behind her, and also on her neck area and dress too making this one a huge splat. Jewel took the paper plate off her as she sighed looking at herself. Jewel then closed her eyes preparing for what's about to happen to her next.
Chocolate slime then came pouring down on Jewel, giving her a splash of disgusting brown to go with that white and pink that's already all over her. Spot knew what she was doing with this photo shoot so she made sure the chocolate went all over her hair, face, dress, and legs. Especially that third one. After enough chocolate slime was dumped on Jewel, Jewel was looking really messy. She's gonna have to take a shower after all this, and get her dress washed and dry cleaned, yet again. "This shoot is just not right," Jewel said to the viewers, ending off this crazy, silly, and messy Lalaloopsy adventure. Here's to hoping your scheduled photo shoots don't go off the rails like Jewel's here did!