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Somewhere in XXXX

The man finished setting up for his new game show.

The man: AH! Perfect, once I get my money back if it was a success . I will start a revolution against him and get my white void access back.

His landlord suddenly shows up.

Mr. Ditkovich: give me rent

The man: dude I already paid your rent!

Mr. Ditkovich: Give me rent.

Throws in $2k.

Mr. Ditkovich: thank you

Disappears.

The man: man why does this place sound expensive! Whatever, now the deeds are done. I need people to participate in my game show forcefully.

Pulls out a tablet

Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap

The man: perfect, found the targets!

KAMUROCHO

The former tmuse players recently caught a suspicious man.

Kaito: Oi, Tabo. Do we get him?

Yagami: Hey, Kaito-san, good news. I got this guy knocked out.

Kaito: This case is really wacky huh? Hmmm… we can’t risk the police being involved or else they’re running away, we need a place to hold him captive.

Yagami: I just know which one!

In Charles.

Yagami and Kaito entered the arcade store and met the receptionist while dragging an unconscious man.

Yagami: Higashi-san here?

Receptionist: Hey, Boss, Yagami-asshole is here to see you.

Yagami: So much for the classy introduction

Higashi gets out.

Higashi: Hmm? What is it?

Yagami: We figured that we needed a place for this suspect to stay.

Higashi: Seriously? Can you stop using my arcade as your personal jail, Yagami?! What are you going to send me next? A nuke?

Kaito: C’mon this will be the last time.

Higashi: Fine if you said so, aniki.

Higashi took out a key and accidentally dropped it.

Higashi: Shoot.

Yagami: Oh lemme get that–

Kaito: Hey lemme– OOF

Yagami: Sorry

Kaito: real sorry pal.

Picks up a key

Kaito: I got the key you wanted Higashi.

Higashi was nowhere to be found like he just disappeared.

Kaito: Aniki?

Yagami: Uhh where did he go?

Receptionist: No fuckin’ idea man! He was standing with us a second ago!

Yagami: How did that happen? Is he playing a prank with us?

Some seconds of thinking later.

Kaito: Oh shit… Tabo… don’t tell me. Higashi might’ve been kidnapped to join that thing, remember the time we were kidnapped?

Yagami: No… shit man… I thought it was over…

Receptionist: What are you on???

In the apartment

Higashi: WUAH?!?!??! WHAT THE HECK?!

The man: Hello, welcome Higashi-sensei!

Higashi: What–how did you know my name?

Toru Higashi

Occupation: Arcade Manager

Universe: Judgment

Higashi: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?!

The man: I’m The man! Your favorite host!

Higashi: Holy shit, I thought my aniki was high when he told me a story about the time you kidnapped and forced them to join your game!

The man: Tell Yagami, Kaito, Kuroiwa and Ass Catchem I said hi to them when you return to your world! Now it’s your turn! Yipee!

Higashi: NOPE NOPEEE GET ME OUT OF HERE! I do NOT wish to be vaporized!

The man: trust me bro, i don’t kill people anymore

Higashi: 🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥

The man: Ugh, just get in that room and wait there cause I’ll fill you in on the details later.

Higashi: tch

Higashi followed his lead and left the room.

Higashi: Now let’s see… I’m not joining this mumbo-jumbo thing.

The arcade manager stopped at the entrance door. The door didn’t budge at all and he started looking his way out from climbing out a window, the thing is the windows were non-existent.

Higashi: Is this even a room? What a joke. I thought the Yagami Detective Agency was worse.

Higashi gave up trying to escape so he went to the living room and sat on the couch. Failing to notice the man in white hoodie playing the rubik's cube.

???: click click click click click

Higashi: WOAH, I didn’t see you there!

???: i was here the entire time.

Higashi: Did you live here or you were kidnapped just like me?

Chishiya: Seems so. Call me Shuntaro Chishiya.

Shuntaro Chishiya

Occupation: Former Borderland Player

Universe: Alice In Borderland

Chishiya: Was told I was the 2nd participant to arrive here but I hadn’t seen the first one til now.

Higashi: Yeah, yeah, that’s me. Toru Higashi. Just trying to leave this place.

Chishiya: Just got out of Borderland now seems like I’m being forced into another game, how intriguing. Have you ever heard of Borderland?

Higashi: I have no idea what the hell is this ‘borderland’ stuff.

POOF

???: And then put your stance like–WAHHHh?! WHAT THE HECK?!

The two guys were startled by the woman yelling and looked behind. It’s a young girl wearing a blue girl scout outfit.

???: I swear if Lili was the one behind this crap!

???: Behind you.

The girl turns around and sees a Monasque princess in an expensive pink dress.

???: WAGH!!?? Lili! I’m going to kick your butt so bad for kidnapping me in this weird room for another rematch!

Lili: Pardon me? That is one heck of a grave accusation, Asuka! I was teleported here just like you. Perhaps you were the one behind all this!

Asuka: NOPE! I would never do something drastic like that–

Higashi: Ummm girls, would you happen to be brought here for a game too?

The girls stopped fighting and looked at the boys.

Lili: What game?

The man appeared.

The man: oh there u are, been looking for you after I brought two of you here.

Chishiya: More like kidnapping.

The man: SHHHH

Asuka: WHAT?!

Lili: You are going to own me something after dropping a baseless accusation against me!

Asuka: Oh come on, that isn’t fair!

The man: hey, hey Asuka, Lili, calm down, you’re here for a game I’m hosting soon!

Asuka: How did you–

Chishiya: He brought us here of course he would know our name.

Lili: I guess we will be introducing ourselves!

Asuka Kazama

Occupation: Gang Mediator

Universe: Tekken

Emilie De Rochefort

Occupation: Princess

Universe: Tekken

Lili: You can call me ‘Lili’ though.

Higashi: occupation, princess? really?

Lili: Hey!

Chishiya: a foreigner, how interesting.

The man: alright two of you, go hangout with them while I bring out more people.

Asuka: There’s more??

Chishiya: Said he needed 18 or something. Four of us are present currently.

POOF

Some mumbling was heard behind the door before the guy left the room. He’s a man in late 30s wearing a brown leather jacket and quite dirty.

???: Uhhh is that everyone?

The man: welcome to the game! Introducing Lee Everett!

Lee Everett

Occupation: Survivalist

Universe: The Walking Dead (Telltale)

Higashi: Ugh, the dang stench.

Lee: That’s what happens when the towns are overrun by walkers.

Asuka: Walkers?

Lee: infected people that eat people's flesh.

Chishiya: Wouldn’t that be a zombie?

Lee: What's a zombie? Look, I need to get back to save Clementine.

The man: I deadass just saved you from turning into a walker bro, where’s my credit???

Lili: Well we can’t leave for some reason.

Higashi: Hey wait a second, how did we all magically understand what everyone’s saying? Lili’s speaking French, Lee’s speaking english!

Asuka: Play Tekken.

Chishiya: I think we can all read the subtitles here.

Lili: yeah you can tell.

The man: no more yapping, I’m introducing the 6th contestant. Here he is!

POOF

A confused blonde man shows up wearing tactical gear.

???: What is this?

The man: Welcome to the game Leon Scott Kennedy!

Leon S. Kennedy

Occupation: Federal Agent

Universe: Resident Evil

Leon: well, I hope I’m not interrupting your birthday party but I’m not invited for this.

The man: oh come on Leon, you don’t want to see the surprise?? :((

Leon: Pardon me sir, you kidnapped me… and those guys here. I’m not participating in whatever you were saying.

The man: good luck finding an exit bruh

Higashi: There's no exit, we will just follow what he said for now.

Leon: dammit

The man: Ight, contestant number eight!

POOF

A green dinosaur leaves the room.

Chishiya: That seems unusual.

Higashi: what the fuck is that thing?!

Lee: Is that a dinosaur?

Leon: this your pets?

The man: NO! Green thing, state your name, uh.

Yoshi: Yoshi!

Yoshi

Occupation: Hero

Universe: Super Mario Bros

Lili: Wow, I want to pet him!

Asuka: No way it could be harmful!

The man: That’s your first ever non-human character, don’t worry he won’t bite.

Lee: But the dinosaur went extinct.

The man: well not for Mario world.

Higashi: a what??

Chishiya: It seems like all of us are from different universes.

The man: YOU GOT IT RIGHT! Took you long to realize. Here’s your 8th guest.

POOF

A young cheerful girl leaves the room.

Ty Lee: Hi everyone, I’m Ty Lee!

Ty Lee

Occupation: Acrobatic Performer

Universe: Avatar: The Last Airbender

Ty Lee: I’m so excited to play this game! Ooo, what are you? You’re so cute!

Yoshi: Woah!

Higashi: i don’t trust this

The man: Anyway, I'm introducing the 9th and 10th contestants now.

POOF

A circular one-eyed green creature and a huge yeti-like blue creature shows up.

???: Woah what?!

???: Mike, what happened?!

Asuka: HOLY CRAP A BEAR!

???: HEY I’M NOT A BEAR!

???: Holy crap, Sulley, we’re standing in front of the humans!

Leon: Sorry guys, you entered the wrong furry convention, you gotta leave.

???: Oh yes, let me just exit the building with magic. We got brought up here by whatever this thing is! *aggressively points at The man*

Ty Lee: uh, you things, got a name?

Mike: Mike Wazowski and this is James P. Sullivan!

Sulley: Hi.

Mike Wazowski

Occupation: Jokester

Universe: Monsters Inc.

James P. Sullivan

Occupation: Monsters Inc. CEO

Universe: Monsters Inc.

Ty Lee: What's a Monsters Inc? Sounds intriguing!

Mike: Well, it’s… I don’t think it matters cause you’re not monsters anyway.

Yoshi: Yosh?

Mike: I think you count as one.

Yoshi gulped Mike in and turned into a humongous egg.

Lee: That’s just uncalled for.

Higashi: There’s no butthole to extract an egg!

Chishiya: Honestly I’m speechless.

Sulley: NOOOO MIKE!

Cracks the egg open, Mike was inside perfectly fine.

Mike: Alright funny man, I’ll show you how it’s done when you mess with the jokester!

Asuka: Break it off!

Sulley: Ahaha, let’s chill out.

Mike: fine.

The man: Introduce your 11th contestant!!!

POOF

The room started to fill with smoke. A few seconds later it faded away revealing a man in a suit.

The man looked around confused.

*finger snaps*

Mike: Hey, can you pay your attention.

The suited man was about to pull his gun (he doesn’t know it disappeared)

The man: It’s okay John Wick, no one is causing harm although you’re an Excommunicado.

John Wick

Occupation: Retired (maybe)

Universe: John Wick

John: I don’t belong here.

Lee: Someone normal for once.

Ty Lee: cool suit you got there!

Leon: Agent?

John: Not really.

Leon: I see.

Higashi: YOU MEAN THAT JOHN WICK??? No fuckin’ way!

Chishiya: Big fan?

Sulley: Pretty sure that’s just Keanu Reeves.

John: huh

The man: No more bickering, 12th and 13th contestants will be here soon.

POOF

Both of them are high schoolers, one is a tall student with glasses, blue hair and does some posing. And the second one is a short student with a deadpan nature, he for some reason does not have a mouth and a nose.

The man: Welcome Naruse and Kometani!

Asuka: Guess we’re not the only high schoolers trapped in this complex.

Naruse: I welcome all my fans!

Kometani: This man legit just met with various creatures a second ago and already thinks they’re his fans.

Shisuto Naruse

Occupation: High School Student

Universe: Komi Can’t Communicate 

Chusaku Kometani

Occupation: High School Student

Universe: Komi Can’t Communicate 

Naruse was too busy striking a pose to please himself, zero people paid attention to him.

Yoshi: Yosh?

Mike: Where’s your mouth? How did you speak?

The narrative student shrugged before flopping onto a couch.

The man: Ahah, awkward, let’s see uhhh… 14th contestant will be…

POOF

An old man in a jet-powered wheelchair left the room.

Leon: Why did you bring a disabled man?

The man: I just pick who I like. Thought it was funny to bring the old man in.

Wheelchair Guy

Occupation: Homeless

Universe: Happy Wheels

The man: you can call him Charles or Wheelchair Guy, don’t care really.

Charles: Oh what the heck?! Someone get me out of here!

The man: nah, you’re here for a game.

Charles: If it was for money, I’m in!

The man: well said! (lie) it’s time for the next contestant.

POOF

???: Ermmmm excuse me! Coming through!

Engine revs.

Mike: Uhhh, what was that noise

A living drag race car entered the room.

???: KACHOW!

Lee: What the?!

Lili: Oh my, this is getting interesting.

Charles: I must be dreaming

John: …

Sulley: HOW DOES THAT CAR FIT IN THE TINY SPACE?!

The man: introducing your 15th contestant! Lightning McQueen!

Lightning McQueen

Occupation: Drag Racer

Universe: Cars

Lightning: This is the weirdest thing I’ve ever seen, what are these things?!

Asuka: You’re the odd one! A talking car?!

Lightning: I’ve never seen anything like you blue bird!

Asuka: BLUE BIRD?!

Higashi: Someone please knock me out. I'm starting to think I’m in a nightmare.

Chishiya: will my taser work?

Higashi: Sure

ZAP

It didn’t work out.

Lightning: yo, is he good?

The man: ya, he will be fine, but please do not leave tire tracks on my floor!

Ty Lee: but you were the one who invited him here.

Yoshi: Yosh, yosh!

The man: Alright, alright, I’m throwing in the 16th contestant.

POOF

???: Evan, EVANNN That’s not–wait, what?

The man: Hi Daithi De Nogla!

Kometani: Holy shit it’s Daithi De Nogla from Banana Bus Squad.

Nogla: wow, I got to meet my fans!

Lili: Never heard of it.

Leon: Maybe don’t spend your entire life beating up the local punks?

Lili: That’s not my role! Tell that to Asuka.

Asuka: Oi!

Nogla: Uhhh, what’s up people?

The man: Hi, you’re in the game. Ok that’s all you know until I bring everyone here.

Lee: How many people left?

The man: with 16 of us here. 2 more. Bring in the 17th guy!

POOF

A beagle shows up and is standing still, looking around confused.

The man: hi welcome Gromit.

Gromit was jumped by his sudden appearance.

Gromit

Occupation: Engineer

Universe: Wallace & Gromit

Chishiya: Color me impressed, an engineer dog?

Nods.

Nogla: Woah, I didn’t know Gromit was a real thing. Heya puppy.

Gromit waves.

The man: And now for our final contestant!

POOF

STOMP

STOMP

Lee: Oh shit, earthquake!

John: Damn it.

Sulley: Alright get up buddy, don’t want to leave you there! *violently slaps unconscious Higashi*

Kometani: Alright, stop posing Naruse, there’s an earthquake *violently slapping Naruse*

Ty Lee: THE EARTH BENDERS!

Lightning: what?

The man: guys relax bruh, it’s not an earthquake.

Mike: What is it then?

A giant reptile shows up.

Charles: OH! MY HEART *collapses*

Lili: NO WAY I THOUGHT GODZILLA WAS FAKE!

Chishiya: Not to mention how he magically fits in this small room.

The man: I shrinked him duh to make it huggable.

Leon: His spiky spine doesn’t say otherwise.

The man: Bla bla, welcome to the game Godzilla!

Godzilla

Occupation: Colossal Monster

Universe: Godzilla

Higashi wakes up.

Higashi: damn, what a bull

Sees Godzilla in the same room and proceeds to pass out.

John: Is this everyone?

Asuka: Of course! We got all 18 people here.

The man: bro u thought, here’s a twist. I added one more to make the cast uneven! Introducing the man who erased his name!

POOF

???: what the

The man: welcome Kazuma Kiry– Joryu!

Joryu

Occupation: Daidoji Agent

Universe: Like a Dragon Gaiden: The Man Who Erased His Name

Joryu: what am I doing here

Higashi: Hey, that man looks familiar!

Lee: stuff happened, don’t worry you will get used to it.

Leon: another agent fellow, I see. Someone felt bad about me not having a partner.

The man: And that will be everyone! Welcome to The Most Unfair–AHEM Unhinged Show Ever: Fairly Absurdity Mediocre Experiences!

Mike: Unfair?

Sulley: Unhinged??

Chishiya: Weird name but alright.

The man: now we will start with 3 teams!

Asuka: that’s uneven! There’s only 19 of us here!

The man: i know dat

BAM

Two inanimate objects fell from the ceiling and crushed The man. One is a needle and one is a bomb but purple.

Bomby: Needle!

Needle: Bomby!

Lightning: What are you?!?!

Bomby: Woah, he’s a living object! Do you belong in object shows too?

Lightning: What? I don’t even know what that is!

Lili: You’re one of the living objects!

Nogla: Mhm

Yoshi: Yosh

Godzilla: sneers

Joryu: I’m so lost.

The man gets up.

The man: okay what was that just now?

Needle: why is there a bunker underground?!

Nogla: Bunker? Now that makes a lot of sense!

The man: IT’S AN APARTMENT GOSH!!! WHY ARE YOU TWO HERE UNINVITED?!

Bomby: We were digging until we find a ticket to debut Fries’ show–

The man: NO! NEVER MENTION THAT GUY EVER AGAIN!

Needle: What’s your problem with him?

The man: Look man, he removed the access to my white void and now I’m stuck in this shitty apartment to host my next season!

Bomby: okay but he said the ticket to debut his game is underground

The man: he speaking lies bruh

Needle: I can’t believe we fell for it again!

Bomby: darn, wait is this another game show?

The man: no-

Ty Lee: Yes

Sulley: YEAH!

Gromit thumbs up.

Chishiya: likely

The man: NOOOO

Bomby: can we join yours instead?!

Needle: yeah, me too!

The man: i’m not gonna–

The two objects are pleading.

The man: OKAY FINEEEE YOU CAN JOIN!

Bomby: YAY

Needle: YAY

Bomby

Occupation: Game Show Player

Universe: Battle For Dream Island

Needle

Occupation: Game Show Player

Universe: Battle For Dream Island

Naruse: But why? A perfect person like me does not need more obstacles to face!

The man: I don’t even care, plus it’s still an odd number 21, which I liked. Then you now have 3 teams with the same amount of members so it’s a win-win situation. Let’s just go with this.

The man placed a gumball machine consisting of red, yellow and blue colors.

The man: to make teams, one of you is rolling a gum, if you get red, you join the red team. Blue is the blue team and yellow is the yellow team. Hmmm let me see… Leon, you’re up first.

The blonde man rolled a gum and got a yellow color.

The man: Ight, Leon, you will join the yellow team standing on that mat over there.

He did that.

The man: Yoshi, you’re next.

Yoshi rolled a blue color.

The man: good, good. Naruse, you’re up.

Naruse: Oh is someone praising me–

The man: JUST FUCKING ROLL ONE!

Naruse: EEEEEEYIKES OK

The narcissist rolled a yellow color.

Leon: Welcome to the party, I guess.

Naruse: Oh hoho!

The man: Silent dog, you’re up.

Gromit rolled a red color.

The man: The first red team member, nice.

The dog steps on his mat.

The man: Lili, you’re up.

Lili: Moi?

The princess pulls up a blue gum.

The man: Alright, join that green dino.

Lili: Yay!

The man: You one-eyed creature, you’re next.

Mike: I have a name you know!

He rolled a red color.

Mike: okay!

The man: Mr. Wick?

John: Yeah.

He rolled a red color again.

The man: Nogla, it's your turn.

Nogla: Hmmmmmmm let’s see…

The man: hurry it up

Nogla: ah there we go

He rolled a blue color.

Yoshi: Yosh

The man: Sulley, you’re up.

Sulley: Oh man, I’m excited for this!

He rolled a yellow color.

Mike: aw

The man: too bad, you’re not together with Mike. Higashi is next.

Higashi: let’s get this over with

He rolled a yellow

Higashi: I’ll take that.

The man: TY LEE!

Ty Lee rolled a yellow color again.

Ty Lee: Yahoo!

The man: Godzilla.

His hand is too big to roll one.

Kometani helps him and rolls a blue color for Godzilla.

Lili: gulps

Yoshi: gulps

Nogla: gulps

Godzilla steps on the blue mat.

The man: Bomby, Needle, you two.

Bomby rolls a red while Needle rolls a yellow.

The man: Joryu!

Joryu steps up and rolls a blue color.

Lili: nice

Joryu: I guess

The man: Asuka

Asuka: Sheesh finally!

She rolled a red color.

Lili: not nice

Asuka: LET’S GO

The man: Lee!

Lee: I’m up, I’m up.

He rolled a red color.

The man: You white hooded man!

Chishiya: It’s Chishiya but alright

He rolled a blue color.

The man: All teams are missing one more member now. Who will be having a disabled homeless man, a narrative student and a living car?

The man: Lightning McQueen, you’re up!

Lightning: How am I going to roll one?

Kometani: ughhhh

Kometani rolled a blue color for the drag car.

Lightning: Kachow!

Joryu: All I was hoping for was a normal team mate for once.

Lightning: Hey, I’m the normal one!

The man: Kometani, you’re up.

Kometani: Thank you, I was thinking you’d forget me somehow.

He rolled a yellow color.

The man: Oooo, join them!

Naruse: Kometani buddy! Good to see us being together once again!

Kometani: yay

The man: That means the red team will be having a homeless guy on a wheelchair.

Charles: hello

Mike: Hey, his chair has a jet turbo. I think he will become useful!

The man: That’s everyone! Now name your team.

Bomby: you sure you don’t plot for one of the teams to have the worst name and get put up for elimination?

The man: no that’s stupid why would I do that?

Higashi: can we trust you???

The man: JUST NAME YOUR TEAM ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nogla: We can't think of one.

The man: get thinking then!

Asuka: let’s just go with Team Red or something.

John: sure

Charles: arghhh, okay

Bomby: alright! How about Code Red?

Gromit: thumbs up

Mike: We came in agreement! Code Red

The man: is that it?

Lee: yeah

The man: would’ve been better but I like it, what about you Yellow?

Kometani: We’re still thinking.

Naruse is busy posing for himself.

Ty Lee: Oh oh, how about the Yellow Nation?

Leon: kinda… mid.

Needle: yea

Ty Lee: aw it’s ok!

Higashi: What else? Piss nation?

Sulley: gross, who would name their team like that? Call it Mellow Yellow or something

Leon: We can go with that.

Kometani: I like it

Ty Lee: Sounds funny let’s call us that!

The man: It’s Mellow Yellow alrighty then! Blue, what about you?

Lightning: Let’s name it Blue Lightning!

Chishiya: NAh

Yoshi: No

Lili: BORING, we need something fancier.

Lightning: what do you get princess?

Lili: *insert team name I can’t make up.*

Nogla: That's the most girlish name I’ve ever heard.

Godzilla: roar, growl growl brrr zzzz!!!

Lili: Blue Blazes?

Lightning: That’s a great name!

Joryu: Mhm

The man: ight, Blue Blazes it is! Now that we’re all done naming the teams, it’s time for you guys to hop in this portal and do the first challenge!

Leon: That sounds suspicious.

The man wasted no time and pushed everyone into the portal.

Everyone is now standing on the walkway facing a busy highway.

Asuka: What are we doing here?

The man: oh you know, that’s where your first challenge takes place! Your challenge is to have the most members of your team reached into the other side of the road!

John: It’s a highway, what do you suggest we do?

The man: Simple! Jaywalk.

…

Kometani: You mean we have to cross the highway illegally just to get to the other side?!

Joryu: People can die here you know.

Mike: Oh come on! At least you can ask the driver to stop their car right?

Cluck cluck

They watched a chicken step on a road only to be shredded by a car at full speed.

Nogla: yup, yup, we’re fucked.

The man: I’m not letting you guys leave until you all at least tried to cross the highway!

TO BE CONTINUED IN

fame 1: Let’s Go Jaywalking

(inspired by Flash Games with the same title)

Chapter Text

They’re all standing on the walkway planning on how to cross the busy highway.

Kometani: A whole lotta road rage on this highway, this is crazy dude.

Leon: welcome to Los Angeles traffic fr

The man: who wanna go first?

...

The man: Volunteers anyone? Helloooooo?

Godzilla: Rawr

Godzilla moved and terrorized the entire highway to make it across.

The man: That’s one for Blue Blazes!

Lili: Hey, that thing can carry us all the way to the other side!

The man: Nuh uh, you can’t go back here once you reach the other side, there’s a random forcefield that prevents you from doing so.

There is indeed a forcefield stopping Godzilla from returning.

Godzilla: RAGGGGHHHH!!!

Higashi: Hey, the road’s clear now, we can make it across safely!

The man: Nah, I’d reset.

He snapped his finger and everything has been restored to its original state. Making everyone groan.

Lee: What kind of dark magic is this?

The man: Alright, continue on with the contest.

Asuka: And if we refuse?

The man: Hoho! Good question!... Well your entire team will be put up for elimination if one of you decides to chicken it out.

Joryu: All of us have to do it, well then.

Mike: Uhhhh who’s up? Not me!

Lightning: Don’t chicken it out!

Sulley: Hey, you’re one of the cars!

The man: okay, green apple, you’re up next!

Mike: I’M NOT AN APPLE! Also why me?

The man: why not

Mike: pfft, fine!

Sulley: don’t worry buddy, you got this!

Naruse: whose side are you on buddy?

Sulley: hey we’re pals since the beginning

Mike took a deep breath and stepped once on the highway.

Immediately gets shredded by a fast car.

Sullivan passes out after witnessing his friend death.

The man: ABSOLUTE NOT CINEMA!

Bomby: guys I might have an idea!

Lee: What is it

Bomby: We can use the jet-powered wheelchair guy to help us reach the other side!

Charles: Whaaa? NO!

Asuka: That’s not gonna fit all six of us!

Lee: Yeah, this sounds risky.

Gromit raised his hand.

John: What about you?

Gromit took out a toolbox and started modifying the wheelchair.

Charles: HEY YOU CAN’T JUST DO THAT WITHOUT MY PERMISSION!

Bomby: He’s got a plan guys, shhhh!

Charles: I can’t be arsed to stop this.

…

Sulley: Hey, host! I’m going to scare you to death for killing my buddy Mike!

The man: bro chillax, I can revive him after this

Naruse: That does not sound believable!

Needle: In our world, yeah, you can get revived.

The man: Yes bro, I can revive dead people… after this challenge.

Sulley: Oh yeah, pal? Prove it.

He revived Mike.

Mike: Ughhhh, what was that?

Only to be shot in the head.

Kometani: Oof.

Sulley: WHY

The man: Now that I proved it. You can leave me alone now and do the challenge!

Higashi: TY LEE WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! GET BACK HERE CHILD, IT’S DANGEROUS!

Ty Lee: YIPEE!!! 

Kometani: She managed to Dodge every car in style and made it to the other side.

Ty Lee: See guys? I did it!

The man: That’s 1 point for Mellow Yellow now tied with Blue Blazes! Code Red still hasn't got their members to successfully cross the highway!

Higashi: HOOOBOY, you almost gave me a heart attack!

Naruse: ALRIGHT IT’S TIME FOR ME TO RISE UP!

He stopped at the highway doing a pose hoping the drivers would stop to praise the narcissist student. Only for him to get run over due to the driver not giving a crap.

Kometani: God damn it.

Leon: I’m stuck with idiots.

…

Joryu: We can’t afford losing this. We need to strategize to cross the highway safely.

Chishiya: Mhmmm

Lightning: Don’t worry guys, I can carry all of you to the other side since I’m one of the cars!

Lili: Marvelous idea, McQueen! Let’s get on!

Nogla: Guys, guys, you ever wonder what’s inside McQueen’s body?

…

Yoshi: Wah?

Nogla: That was a genuine question! You see, he’s a living car and he has his eyes as the windshield. Do you think if we open the door, we will see his organs or something

Chishiya: Dude, that’s gross.

Joryu: It's a car, Nogla.

Lili: Oh well, never mind then.

Lightning: It’s literally just like every car! Car seats, belts, and more.

Joryu: le sigh

The man figures to not waste time and is ready to face the highway.

Lili: Where are you going Mr. Agent?

Joryu: We can’t waste time, I think I can solo this.

Casually walks across the highway.

Yoshi: Woah?

Nogla: JORYU, JORYU WATCH THE CAR!

Joryu: Hm?

VROOOOOM

Joryu tiger dropped the incoming car and broke it.

Driver: what the fuck dude

Joryu shrugged and made it to the other side.

The man: And Joryu did it! 2 points for Blue Blazes!

Lili: Wow! He looks fit to be my bodyguard!

Chishiya: Who’s next?

Yoshi: YOSHI!

Walk toward the highway.

VROOM VROOM

Yoshi tried to swallow a literal car but it didn't work anyway so he died.

Lili: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Lightning: You know guys, my offer is still up.

…

Lee: Dog, how close are you to finishing it?

Gromit gives out a thumbs up.

John: So it’s finished.

Charles: Finally, I can rest!

Bomby: We’re not resting, we’re using your wheelchair to cross the highway!

Charles: Fuck that, just bomb the highway and no car will ever pass by!

Bomby: NO!

Asuka: We’re not terrorists!

Charles: Oi, chick, listen to me! I was just suggesting an idea!

Bomby: C’mon, let’s give it a try!

Gromit nodded and hopped on the wheelchair.

Charles: OOF! Bad doggy!

John: That’s not gonna fit all of us.

Bomby: yeah, that’s why we take two… or three turns! Ready your engines, Charles!

Charles: NOOOO

BOOM

The wheelchair accelerated straight at a fast rate and they just rammed into a truck carrying a gas tank, causing an explosion resulting in three of them dying.

Asuka: …

Lee: …

John: …

…

John: My turn

Clicks gun.

Asuka: Wick, no–what are you doing with that thing–

As he took a step on the road, the vehicle stopped and a few assassins left their car immediately and started attacking John Wick.

BANG BANG

SWING

BANG

BANG

OOF

SHANKS

BRUMMMMMMMM

BANG

BANG

John Wick made it to the other side anyway although looking like a mess now.

The man: John Wick made it! Code Red finally got their first member to cross the highway, still needing to catch up.

Sulley: What the heck just happened?

The man: excommunicado

Higashi: i still don’t get that meaning

The man snapped his fingers and all the corpses on the highway had been removed.

Ty Lee: C’mon guys, don’t die, believe in yourself!

Needle: Yeah, no.

Leon: Hmmm… There must be another way to get someone across the highway.

Sulley: OH, I got one.

Sulley picked up Needle.

Needle: Hey!

Kometani: Sulley just threw Needle onto the other side of the road.

The man: That’s two points for Mellow Yellow, who’s tied with Blue Blazes! Code Red are dead last with only two available members remaining.

Lee: We need to think our way through.

Asuka: Yeah, I’m thinking, alright?

Sulley: Alright, who’s next?

Leon: Not me, I can handle the highway on my own.

Higashi: I doubt you could throw me that far, how about that kid?

Kometani: Me? Hell no!

Sulley: Alright kiddo, get ready!

Kometani: NO PLEASE

Throws him to the other side.

Ty Lee: HI, you did it!

The man: Mellow Yellow in the lead with 3 points! You guys gotta catch up!

Needle: Great work, Sulley!

Kometani: Never do that again!

Sulley: No promise! Now us three are left and you two are kinda heavy to throw.

Leon: How about three of us go across the highway at once?

Higashi: That’s really risky! But I’ve gone through a lot of stuff with my judge pals so I’m in.

Leon: Let’s move out teams.

Sulley: Well, I can probably scare off the driver to dodge us.

…

The rest of Blue Blazes except Lili climbed on top of Lightning McQueen.

Chishiya: We could’ve gone inside the car.

Nogla: Nah, I like it more this way. Heya, lady, are you hopping on or not.

Lili: No way! I’m not getting my dress dirty like this.

Nogla: Worry about your germaphobia later, we got a challenge to finish.

Lili: Nuh uh

Lightning: Ladies, please.

Nogla: OH MY GOD JUST HOP ON! I’LL PAYPAL YOU $2K FOR YOUR NEW DRESS!

Lili: Well said!

Hops on.

Lightning: uhh, you know, you could just get inside me–

Chishiya: odd choice of words.

Lightning: Dude

Nogla: Just move!

Lightning: Whatever, hang on.

Lili: What are we supposed to hold on to prevent us from slipping?

Chishiya: Hold onto the spoiler

Nogla: No spoiling buddy!

Chishiya: The car spoiler!

Lightning: We’re taking off!

Nogla: WAIT

The car took off at a fast rate making Nogla slip off McQueen and get run over by another car.

Lightning: OOPS

…

Asuka: Ugh, there’s nothing to help us make it across the highway! And I’m not a fan of jaywalking.

Lee: Hmmm, there must be another way.

Asuka: No, Lee, you can’t hitchhike for a ride.

Lee: I didn’t mean that girl, look over there!

They looked at a particular object and nodded.

Asuka: This could save us.

Lee: Yup

…

Sulley: Hold it there buddy

Higashi: WOAH

The monster barely saved the ex-yakuza from a running car.

Higashi: Shit, I could’ve died. Thanks.

Sees Lightning McQueen carrying Chishiya and Lili.

Higashi: Oh shit, we gotta stop them.

Leon: It’s ok man, we’re in the lead with 3 people, and Wick’s team still doesn't have anyone else beside him.

Sulley: Dunno man, we all could die at some point and they survive.

Higashi: Still gotta stop them

Leon: Okay how then?

Higashi placed a No Entry sign.

Lightning: Aw dang it, guess we will U-turn.

Lili: aw

Leaves.

Leon: That worked, now let’s

Higashi was hit by a truck and got isekai’d.

Leon: Let’s be care–

Now it’s Sulley who got run over by a monster truck.

Leon: –ful.

Ty Lee: IT’S OK LEON, YOU CAN DO IT!

…

Asuka: Y’know, Lee. I’m not so sure if this ‘costume’ works.

Lee: It just gotta be.

The car stopped in front of them.

Lee: See?

…

Lili: Faster!

Lighting: Do you wanna get thrown off me or what? I can’t lose any of you like the Irish man.

Chishiya: Besides, there’s no time-limit for this challenge. Hey, U-turn’s over there!

Does the U-turn.

…

Leon waited for the car to pass.

Leon: Woah there buddy

He looks at both sides that are clearly empty.

Leon: Coast is clear.

VROOM VROOm

Leon: HEY!

The truck that just kinda appeared barely dodged the service agent.

Leon: Must be my lucky day.

CRASH

The truck collided into a utility pole falling straight into Lightning McQueen.

Lili: Erm, peasants?

Chishiya: Oh we’re dead screwed.

CRASH

The collision killed Lightning and Chishiya while Lili got sent flying near the other side.

Leon: 😦

Lili: OOF

Godzilla: Roar, aarrr, rawrr!

Joryu: I gotta save her.

Godzilla: Grrr

Joryu: Right. The forcefield.

Lili gets up.

Lili: Ugh, my head!

Joryu: Lili, get over here!

Lili: Oh, right, I’m coming!

The truck was actually carrying a gas tank and was leaking oil from the crash and exploded, Lili who happened to be nearby got blown into crisp.

John: Dammit.

Kometani: It’s ok guys, we’re still in the lead with 3 people.

Leon walked to the other side.

Leon: That was some great footwork.

Kometani: 4 now, doesn’t make any difference though.

The man: Mellow Yellow already won obviously so uh… skill issues.

Joryu: Shoot. It’s only the two of us who made it.

Godzilla: Gawr, garrrr!

Joryu: Oh right, Code Red only has one.

Needle: Hey, what’s that?

Two comically large traffic cones are walking across the highway and stopping the incoming car.

Joryu: Shit, not him again

Joryu readied his stance.

The two large traffic cones made it to the other side and took off, revealing Asuka and Lee.

Asuka: This was uncomfortable to wear

Lee: Hey, as long as it works.

Joryu: false alarm.

John: Good work.

The man: whoopsie, I forgot about you two. Guess that makes Code Red three people!

Joryu: Wait.

The man: Mellow Yellow still in the lead with a flipping four people so they’re safe. Due to Blue Blazes having only TWO members cross the line, they’re put up for elimination.

Godzilla: Grr?

Joryu: Hey, since we’re the only pass survived can–

The man: no you’re not getting free out of the elimination zone ticket.

Godzilla: WAAAAAAAAHHHH

Joryu: Dammit.

VOTING ENDED

Higashi is currently in an alternate RPG-like dimension and is reincarnated as a wizard.

Ogre: We’re gonna kill and eat you!

Mage: Waaaa, Higashi-sensei, please save us!

Some furry girl: We can beat the ogre together guys!

Higashi: What kind of shit have I gotten myself into

To be continued in:

fame 2: Oh Brother, This Guy Stinks!

Chapter Text

The episode begins with literally everyone trying to sit on a couch while Godzilla takes 80% of the space.

Leon: Someone didn’t go to a workout today.

Ty Lee: Stop bullying!

Godzilla: GarghhH!

Lightning: Man, I’m ‘standing’ right here beside the couch.

Needle: Well, duh, you’re a car!

Kometani: Is the place where you originate from have living cars only?

Lightning: Yeah, we also got a living plane, boat and train.

Leon: Weird question to say but, how do you get birth as a car?

Lightning: Good question, no idea.

Lee: What are we sitting here for again?

Joryu: The man told us to wait, he has something to finish.

BZZZT

John: Hmm?

They looked up. And noticed a portal opened from above and Higashi fell from it, landed on a table and broke it.

Asuka: Oh no, our table!

John: It's broken.

Joryu: Oh Higashi, where have you been?

Higashi: Ever since I was hit by a truck, I have never felt the same anymore.

The man: Alright people, I have prepared the elimination zone! Blue Blazes, you lost the previous challenge so all of you are going to follow me!

Asuka: HEY WAIT! What about the dead people?!

The man: ah, erm, here!

He opened a suspicious looking door, and every dead contestant got kicked out of the door.

Mike: I’M ALIVE!

Sees The man.

Mike: YOU BETTER NOT PUT A BULLET IN MY HEAD AGAIN!

The man: I won’t. Trust. Now Blue Blazes, y’all coming with me, it’s elimination time!

They all groaned.

…

Lili: Why this empty room? Where’s the aesthetic decoration?!

The man: I like it tbh, we got seven votes today but first. It’s prize voting!

Breathes.

The man: Lili, Chishiya and Yoshi did not receive a vote.

Yoshi: Waw…

Lili: They clearly don’t adore me!

Chishiya: That’s tough

The man: Joryu, Nogla. Sorry to say this but you got one vote.

Nogla: God damn it.

Joryu: I see.

The man: And finally the winner of today's prize wheel will be…

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…

…

…

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The man: Godzilla! You got 3 votes, Lightning only got two.

Lightning: Wow, great job for a weird creature like you! No offense.

Godzilla: yay

The man: And here are the voting reasons!

• ADAGE - Godzilla’s gonna win the whole thing guys trust (Godzilla)
• White_Tiger - badass voting icon (Joryu)
• Eight. - get inside him. (Lightning McQueen)
• Anonymous - Godzilla (Godzilla)
• Bow - Nogla is my GOAT!!! (Daithi de Nogla)
• Volt - He’s Godzilla duh (Godzilla)
• who are YOU?! - just felt it (Lightning McQueen)

The man: Alright, spin the wheel, Zilla!

Godzill: Gr?

Nogla: bruh, someone spin it for him, he’s too fat.

Lightning: Body shaming? That’s cringe bro.

Godzilla: GRAHHH!!!

The creature spun the wheel and landed on a whoopee cushion.

The man: CONGRATS GODZILLA! YOU WON A WHOOPEE CUSHION!

Joryu: You call that a prize? Really…

The man: Hey, I’m not giving out my wallet! Let’s start the elimination right now!

Beat.

The man: Godzilla and Lightning McQueen, you guys have 0 vote.

Lightning: KACHOW!

Godzilla: yay

The man: Joryu, Lili, Yoshi… you are all safe with 1 vote each.

Lili: Wonderful!

Yoshi: Yipee

Joryu: Mhm

The man: Finally, Chishiya… Nogla… one of you is definitely going out with a bang.

ERROR

The man: Oh what now?!

Tie has occurred between Nogla and Chishiya with two votes each.

Chishiya: Well, look at that.

Nogla: So this is awkward.

The man: Ough uhm…

Teleports them somewhere. They’re now in the bathroom.

The man: First one to blow up the bathroom wins the tiebreaker and safety.

Chishiya: Why would you want the cleanest bathroom ever to get blown up?

Nogla: Yeah, I gotta poop.

The man: Poop somewhere else. Also just do it, pretty please?

Nogla: we got no explosives around here.

The man: think smart

Nogla: blows up bathroom with mind

Chishiya: How does that work–

BOOM

The man: That does it, Nogla wins safety!

Chishiya: Already??? I was about to pull a gamer move when I get to stay for longer!

The man: Yeah, you’re going to the detention room for being eliminated, go sit there.

Chishiya: I have to stay in that room forever?

The man: Yeah duh, until the game ends. Boohoo, get inside!

He shoved Chishiya into the detention room.

The man: Anyway this is the voting reason.

• ADAGE - Everyone else is just better (Shuntaro Chishiya)
• White_Tiger - there isn't enough room in this team for two green colored contestants that can eat things and can flutter jump (Daithi de Nogla)
• Eight. - didn’t get inside him. (Lili de Rochefort)
• Anonymous - Who? (Daithi de Nogla)
• Bow - it would be funny to vote for once of the more well known characters off the team (Yoshi)
• Volt - I thought he was on another team lol (Shuntaro Chishiya)
• who are YOU?! - haha didn’t get a free pass out of elimination (Joryu)

The man: Alright, y’all done reading? I’ll teleport everyone now!

POOF

—

POOF

The first thing everyone noticed was a huge dumpster.

Kometani: What’s all of this?

Leon: Is this the pool party you fellas were talking about

Naruse: Ah! Such place like this won’t be appropriate for a person like me!

Lili: Hey, same!

Sulley: Okay but like, can we get an explanation of why we’re here.

The man: Alright my good sir! Your challenge today is to live in this comically large dumpster. First team to have all members quitting for not being able to handle a smell will be put up for elimination.

Lee: I smelt worse during the apocalypse, how bad can this get?

Lili: Ew, I’m not getting dirty like this

Gromit disapproves.

Asuka: I hope there’s a shower once we get out of this dump.

…

Nogla: OOHHHHH so that’s why you wanted us to blow up the bathroom earlier!

The man: Yeppers!

Needle: This did not just happen.

Asuka: WHAT?!

Crams everyone into one huge dumpster. There’s a big arrow pointing at a ladder as an escape route just in case someone wants to quit the contest.

The man: Have fun!

— 5 seconds into the challenge —

Kometani: Jeez, I didn’t think it could be THAT bad.

Naruse: NOOOO HOW AM I GONNA SHOW OFF MY APPEAL WITH THIS STENCH?!

Higashi: Ugh, this fuckin’ smells!

Charles: Meh, I can handle this.

Even Godzilla and Gromit cringed at the horrid smell.

Yoshi: *sniffs* BLEGH!

Lightning: Wait, you guys can smell?

Ty Lee: You don’t???

Lightning: Well duh, I’m a car! A living car, I tell ya.

Joryu: Team, I know this shit’s bad, we need to get through this.

Lili already climbed out of the dumpster being the first eliminated.

Nogla: God damn it, we already lost one.

— 2 minutes into the challenge —

Sulley: Hey, what are you doing with that guy?

Kometani was holding Naruse.

Kometani: Making sure he doesn’t leave. We need to survive until our opponent leaves.

Charles: OOOOH BROTHER THIS GUY STINKS!

Bomby: We smell equally the same, you numb-nuts!

Ty Lee: This is so bad, it makes me want to vomit!

Higashi: Do it outside the dump! We don’t need any more stinky.

Ty Lee: Okay!

Ty Lee actually climbs out the dumpster.

Higashi: I didn’t think she would do it

Needle: good job, stupid.

Godzilla: sneer

Lightning: Is this guy bothered by the smell

Mike: I think not.

Lightning: cool, so we’re one of the people who doesn’t get to smell anything here.

— 10 minutes later —

Charles: Ohhh I need to leaveeee! asap!

Lee: You’re on a wheelchair.

Charles: one of you must take me out of this dump then!

Mike: Well, you’re kinda stuck in here forever since no one is willing to volunteer to take you out. Not to mention carrying a wheelchair while climbing a ladder.

John: You holding?

Gromit shook his head.

John: Same.

Gromit frowns and decides to leave.

Mike: Where ya going dog?

The beagle climbed out of the dumpster.

Sulley: Can’t blame him for an awful smell.

Naruse: Then you should let me leave!

Yoshi: Yosh…

It was now the dinosaur to climb out the dumpster.

The man (through the speakers): Code Red has 6 members left, 6 for Mellow Yellow and Blue Blazes only has 4 which is not looking so good for them.

The Blue Blazes groaned.

Asuka: I can’t believe I outlived Lili!

Charles: Please, get me out of here!

— 20 minutes —

Naruse: ARGHHHH I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!

Kometani: Hold still.

Sulley: Dude, just let him go, we can’t handle his scream anymore. Losing one more ain’t that bad.

Kometani let go of Naruse and he immediately turned into The Flash and climbed out.

Needle: Finally! Now some ‘peace.’

They noticed Higashi walking towards the ladder.

Higashi: I saw whatever that thing over there is and I’m… horribly disgusted enough, it makes me want to get the fuck out.

Leon: Would you like to explain what did–

He pointed at the thing before climbing out.

Mike: Hmmm, Sulley, should we go check it out?

Nogla: you do it.

Mike: I didn’t ask you, fool!

Bomby: Wassup guys, I’m joining in

Sulley: Sure, welcome.

The trio went to ‘the thing’ and saw it.

…

…

…

They immediately climbed out the dumpster.

Joryu: What’s going on over there?

Lee: Must be a trap set up by The man, I believe…

Lightning: Okay, let’s imagine it’s the most horrifying thing ever and never check them out.

— 50 minutes into the challenge —

A notable update was that Nogla, Lee and Needle had left the dumpster.

Leon: Well kid, just two of us left.

Kometani: It’s getting worse by the minute… How long have we been here?

John: almost an hour.

Asuka: God, Lili must’ve been laughing at my awful stench at this point!

Joryu: We kinda look like a hobo searching around the dumpster.

Godzilla: Mhmm

Lightning: Guys i still can’t smell anything.

— 1 hour —

The man (through the speaker): wassup fellas, it’s been an hour already, you guys would really smell that bad.

Charles: thanks for pointing it out, captain obvious!

The man: Code Red has 3 members left, 2 for Mellow and 3 for Blue Blazes.

Joryu: I’m actually leaving. Godzilla and McQueen can carry this.

Lightning: KACHOW buddy!

Godzilla: Hmph hmph

Joryu left.

The man: Erm, Mellow Yellow and Blue Blazes are now tied!

Charles: I still wanted to leave but I’m on the damn wheelchair!

Kometani: You got those jet-powered wheels to help you fly out the dumpster.

Charles: OH MY GOD, I COULD GO HAPPY WHEELS WITH IT!

Asuka: CHARLES WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

John: Get down!

Leon: Space travelling gone wrong.

Godzilla: Hmm

Lightning: Y’know what, I don’t have high hopes that he will escape.

Kometani: Yea-

Charles did that and eventually it went the other way and landed onto Kometani causing an explosion that killed both.

Leon: Shit.

The man: I guess dying counts too. Leon is the last Mellow Yellow member, will he outlast the other team who got two members each?

Lightning: Leon, can you leave already? This is starting to get boring and I can’t drive around this dump.

Leon: Nuh uh

John: It’s coming to an end sooner or later.

— 2 hours in —

Asuka: Yeah, I can’t keep up with this. Wick, don’t leave.

John: I won’t.

Asuka finally climbed out the dumpster leaving the last Code Red member.

Lightning: Eh it’s ok someone’s eventually gonna leave.

— 6 hours in —

Lightning: dude come on

John: nah

Leon: no

Godzilla: grrrr

— 12 hours in —

The man: You guys have been in the dump for half a day already, just leave!

John: Nah

Leon: Nuh uh

Godzilla: Murrrrr

Lightning: OHHHH, Godzilla! Hear me out!

Godzilla: Hm?

Lightning: I know how to get rid of them fast.

Later.

Leon: …

Godzilla: hi

Godzilla picked Leon.

Leon: What the heck are you doing?

He got yeeted out of the dumpster.

The man: FINALLY GOD! MELLOW YELLOW HAS LOST THE CHALLENGE!

John: Very well.

Lightning: Easier than done!

Godzilla: proud noises

Lightning: Now I’m gonna look at the thing Higashi mentioned.

He went to look at the thing and it’s a dead dog.

Lightning: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

John: again?!

The man: idk how it got there, but please believe me I didn’t kill the dog.

VOTING ENDED

The man: due to u guys being so... dirty and stink, it's fair for me to lock you guys in one room so the stench doesn't take over my apartment!

Door closes.

Asuka: God, we smell so horrible.

Nogla: Yeah, the shower's gone and we can’t clean ourselves.

Naruse: NONSENSE!!!

Ty Lee: Well Nogla this is your fault for blowing up the bathroom!

Higashi: Yeah, fuck you buddy.

Nogla: For a legal reason, he told us to blow the bathroom up to win a tiebreaker, heck, I didn't know it was gonna be this challenge.

Yoshi: BLEGHHHH

Gromit couldn’t take it anymore.

Lee: Ohhhh fuck man…

Bomby: I think dying is a much better option so we can get revived without a stench.

Chapter Text

Everyone is leaving the public bathhouse. Except Lightning McQueen who’s at the car washing place.

Nogla: This bath is so refreshing.

Lili: I could visit them again!

Higashi: Poor guy having to clean the water because of Sulley’s fur.

Sulley: Hey!

Lee: Can we discuss how everyone just ran away the moment we entered the bathhouse?

Naruse: They are not pleased with our stench! This must be why they’re running away.

Mike: Uhhh, I’m pretty sure it was the Godzilla appearance who scared the customers away.

Godzilla: :(

Needle: No offense, he’s kinda right, you look scary.

Kometani: We’re just gonna ignore him changing sizes every second?

Ty Lee: yeah!

Joryu: In all seriousness, I’ve been through a lot of weird shit lately that I think everything that occurs here is normal.

Lightning appears.

Lightning: Kachow! Fresh and clean, baby.

Nogla: Did you pay them for washing your car?

Lightning: what pay?

The man: Bruh, there you are, come on, let’s go back to my apartment.

POOF

POOF

The man: Mellow Yellow, you’re coming with me to the elimination room!

Groans.

Later.

The man: Welcome, bruh, at this point having 7 votes is a curse, where’s the good ass 13 votes from the last tmuse season????

Naruse: What’s bro yapping about

The man: Forget it. Naruse, Ty Lee and Higashi do not receive any votes.

Higashi: Bullcrap.

Ty Lee: maybe next time

Naruse: WHAT?? Unacceptable.

The man: Kometani and Sulley also receives one vote, no prize.

Sulley: Drats.

Kometani: I’m fine with it.

The man: And finally… the winner of the prize with 3-2 votes will be…

…

…

…

…

…

He pointed at Needle.

The man: You got 3 votes, you get to spin a wheel! Sucks for you Leon, you only got two.

Leon: Whatever

The man: Here are the reasons!

• Kevin - he’s awesome (Sullivan)
• ADAGE - He’s Kometani (Kometani)
• Eight. - he. (Leon)
• Litini - This was a tough choice, since I like most of these guys. So, I just chose who lasted the longest. Seriously, half a day in a dumpster? Impressive. (Leon)
• Bow - this team is pretty strong, but the best one imo is needy *gets slapped* (Needle)
• White_Tiger - omg dead dog (fnaf 6 reference) (Needle)
• Anonymous - Needy (Needle)

Needle: stop calling me that already, it has been a decade.

The man: go spin.

Needle spun the wheel and landed on a bus.

The man: You get a free bus to drive!

Kometani: How did the bus fit into the room?

The man: Let’s start with the elimination! Leon, Needle, Kometani and Sullivan, none of you receive a hater therefore you’re all safe.

Sulley: NICE!

Leon: Good.

Needle: Yippee

Kometani: Oh alright, that’s cool.

Higashi: Aw shit bottom three.

Ty Lee: Womp womp.

Naruse is just busy showing off his charm.

The man: With the flipping votes of 5-1-1…

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The man: Naruse. You’ve been eliminated by five votes! Higashi and Ty Lee get one.

Naruse: HUH

The man: Yeah, you heard me bro, you’re out. Reasons here.

• Kevin - Can barely remember half of this team, also *lights Bomby's fuse with mind* (Naruse)
• ADAGE - Imagine throwing the challenge (Ty Lee)
• Eight. - he’s really ugly. (Naruse)
• Litini - Again, a tough choice. I just went with the one that I knew the least. No hard feelings. (Higashi)
• Bow - again, this team is pretty strong, so I just voted the one I know the least (Naruse)
• White_Tiger - no particularly strong feelings (Naruse)
• Anonymous - Unsigma (Naruse)

Naruse: NOOOOO my charm has faded… impossible…

Ty Lee: Uhm, I didn’t throw the challenge!

An explosion was heard outside. The man left the elimination zone.

The man: What was that

Asuka: I don’t know! Bomby’s fuse just got lit out of nowhere.

Lightning: Yeah, she’s right, I don’t know how that happened but it killed Gromit.

The man: Ehhhh, i’ll revive them later. Naruse, to the detention room!

Naruse: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Gets sent into the detention room.

Revives Gromit and Bomby.

Gromit slapped Bomby.

Bomby: Ow, what was that for?!

Charles: terrorism

Bomby: not my fault!!!

The man: ok guys, clap clap, portal here.

The portal shows up.

Lili: Great, more travelling!

Lee: Bad feeling about this.

Godzilla: Rawr

Nogla: Where’re we landing boys?

The man: TO THE BLACKROCK CASTLE!

POOF

POOF

They are now outside the Blackrock Castle.

Lili: Woah, where is this? I’ve never seen a place like this.

The man: I just said we’re heading to Blackrock Castle. Get in now, chop chop.

They entered the castle and met with a lot of peasants.

Knight: What are you??? I’ve never seen a creature like you.

Lightning: Holy crap more weird creatures

Knight: shut up you living car

Godzilla: ROARR

Knight: EEEYIKES RUNNNN!!!

Every guard left the castle in fear.

Joryu: I didn’t know you and the car became buddies.

Lightning: Yeah, we just roll with it.

The man: ok, ok, enough yapping, let’s get inside the castle.

They entered the castle, of course the hall was empty.

The man: Your next challenge… is over there.

He pointed at a statue.

The man: You will have to defeat the statue.

Yoshi: Wah?

Ty Lee: But that statue looks so good it could belong to the museum!

Higashi: Looks like shit tbh.

Lili: True, the statue disgust me, you call this a state of art?

John: uhh

Nogla: Are there any particular reasons why you want to get rid of that? Like the bathroom contest back then?

The man: You see. This statue has claimed a million souls for infiltrating the castle without permission. They were on a journey to look for sharp stuff.

Joryu: Sounds like a made-up fantasy story.

Mike: well, it kinda look like fantasy

The man: It may be just a statue but it’s sentient enough to fight you back. The challenge begins now!

The man disappeared.

Mike: We just need to find and use a pickaxe to mine the statue away. Gg, easy.

John: We need something robust. Precise.

Leon: Robust… Precise…

Godzilla: Grrr grrr

Lightning: Ohhh Godzilla could break the statue

Godzilla: roarrrr

Sentient Statue used Unexpected Zooming.

VROOM

Godzilla got sent into the wall.

Asuka: WHAT THE HECK?

Higashi: how? out of all people, Godzilla lost to a damn statue!

Ty Lee: Now we know the statue is dangerous, we gotta strategize.

Bomby: how about we don't

Lili: Yooohooo, Yoshi, you will swallow that thing!

Yoshi: Nuh

Lightning: that thing can’t swallow a big ass statue, have you seen him trying to swallow a car?

Charles: yeah, you’re so stupid

Lili: shut up hobo

Charles: oh my heart is so broken

Sentient Statue uses Statue Smash and jumps towards Wheelchair Guy.

Charles: HEY SOMEONE TAKE ME OUTTA

Charles was crushed.

Bomby: woah, look at those tomato paste!

Needle: yummy!

John: It’s blood.

Needle: Never heard of that liquid type, is it good?

Higashi: you guys are so insane bro

Leon: Bullet’s not gonna work on this guy

Lee: not my fire axe too

Nogla: y’all stupid bro, use a baller card. Have you played Block Tales?

Asuka: have you???

Nogla: nah

Kometani: sword >>>>

Sulley: GUYS HE’S SPEEDING UP

He sped up and rammed Yoshi.

Lili: NOOOOOO AGAIN

Lightning: wake up, Godzilla! We got a matter to settle.

Godzilla: snoreeeee mimimimimi

Gromit disapproves.

Bomby: Guys, we gotta do something before the statue does his next move.

Sentient Statue used Statue Smash on Ty Lee.

Ty Lee dodged!

Needle: anyone got a plan

Mike: fuck it, let’s rush him!

Picks up pickaxe

Mike: RAGHHHHHH

Sentient Statue slammed Mike into avocado toast.

Sulley: MIKE NOOOOOOOOOOOO

Lili: i don’t wanna eat avocado toast anymore

Asuka: You never eat that type of crap! I know you prefer luxury bullshit

Lili: EXCUSE ME??

Joryu: oh hell nah

Higashi: I GOT IT! LET’S USE BOMBY!

Bomby: NO WAIT

Lee: that sounds like a great idea, let’s dig it

John: Guys, don’t do it.

Kometani: Yeah, don’t do it, it will kill you.

Higashi lit Bomby on fire and threw him toward the statue, it dealt damage toward the statue, including Higashi and Bomby which killed them.

Higashi and Bomby as a ghost rn:

Higashi: WHAT THE FUCK?

Higashi starts googling the Bomb item in Block Tales.

When used, it will deal 2 of damage toward all enemies and the user on the battlefield bypassing any attribute and defense.

Bomby: stupid

Higashi: don’t talk to me if you recently got eliminated in BFDIA.

Back on the battlefield.

Sentient Statue used Unexpected Zooming.

Lee: LOOK OUT!

Kometani: AHHH

Kometani got run over.

Sulley: GRRR THAT’S IT!

He proceeds to attempt to maul the statue, but it doesn't work out anyway.

The statue crushed Sulley.

Needle: stop being so stupid and actually plan things out to kill the statue!

Nogla picked up Needle and threw her into the statue hoping it would pierce the body. Of course, it didn’t.

Nogla: See guys, that’s how you–

Sentient Statue got pissed that it killed Needle and Nogla.

Leon: Aw crap

Gromit did a headcount of his alive members, he counted John Wick and Lee Everett.

John: Where's the girl?

Lee: Yeah, where?

Joryu: They’re over there.

Lili and Asuka are busy bickering against each other.

Lightning: Dudeeee, are they up for some gossiping again?

Joryu: No, they’re arguing.

Asuka: Lili, you should stop yapping.

Lili: moi? You were the one who started it!

Asuka: You were just being petty, gosh.

Lee: Heard there was a rivalry between them. Is it true?

John: According to Namco, they are.

Gromit nodded.

Asuka: Mr. Wick, you’re NOT helping!

The statue faced the girls.

Leon: Oh shit.

Lili: Oh no, now look what have you brought us into! We’re so screwed! Mr. Bodyguard, please save me!

Asuka: Don’t leave me out of this!

Sentient Statue used Unexpected Zooming.

Leon: Get behind me lesbians, I’ll protect you!

Asuka: WE’RE NOT!

The three got run over.

Ty Lee: Why do we keep losing people??? Now I’m the last Mellow Yellow member alive!

Lightning: they’re not smart

Ty Lee: Oh yeah? Why don’t you go ram the statue with your race car body?

Lightning: Yooo, that gives me a great idea, thanks girl!

Joryu: NO DON’T

Lightning rammed into the statue and broke himself then died.

Sentient Statue used Statue Smash on Lee Everett.

John: Get away from his landing!

Lee: I can’t move, it says that I have to perfectly time the counter.

He didn’t time it right and got crushed.

Sentient Statue used Unexpected Zooming on Ty Lee.

Ty Lee: WOAH

She dodged.

Ty Lee: this guy doesn’t have a weak spot to paralyze!

Gromit shook his head.

Godzilla: Gruhhh

Godzilla finally woke up.

Ty Lee: OH Finally you woke up–

Godzilla didn’t even notice Ty Lee was below him and unintentionally was this close to stepping on her to death.

Ty Lee: Heyyyyyyyy. Be careful!

Joryu: Watch your step, big guy.

Sentient Statue used Statue Smash on John Wick.

John Wick dodged. Gromit was there to get him up.

The statue faced Godzilla again.

Godzilla: Grrrrr

Statue: …

Sentient Statue used Unexpected Zooming on Godzilla.

Godzilla tried to fight back with his beam but it took too long to charge.

Joryu: oh shit

Godzilla dies.

John: He’s literally tiny, how?

Ty Lee: at least he tried! It’s four of us now.

Sentient Statue used Statue Smash on Joryu. Gromit closed his eyes as he did not want to watch someone die again.

Joryu: HRAGH!

Tiger drops.

John: what

Ty Lee: woah

Joryu gave a single blow on the statue and it collapsed. The war is over with Joryu trying to hide his pain for breaking his fist.

Gromit opened his eyes and looked around to see the fight was over. The man appeared.

The man: Well, Joryu has completely tamed the statue so Blue Blazes won today's challenge. Now let’s see which team should be put up for elimination…

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The man: Ohhhh uhm, I forgot it’s three teams. Errrrr…

John: How about most members surviving?

Gromit nods.

Ty Lee: No way!

The man: yk what, Mellow Yellow and Code Red are up for elimination. Meaning each team will lose one person. When you put it like that… It's double elimination.

Ty Lee: This is too early for a double elimination!

The man: I know but I added it as a dramatic effect, you see… double elimination only happens every third chapter. So in chapter 6 you get double, 9, 12, you know it.

John: Ahh

???: bruh wtf happen here.

They turned around to see a robloxian wearing a crown that seemed to be the king of The Blackrock Castle.

The man: OHHHH CRUEL KING! I forgot to introduce him to you guys.

Cruel King: wtf bro, you didn’t even tell me anything about inviting some of the weird creatures over here.

Ty Lee: Now that’s just offensive!

The man: meet my buddy Cruel King, he’s the ruler of this Blackrock Castle.

John: uh huh

Joryu: So how did you guys know each other?

The man: We just met.

VOTING ENDED, oops.

Gromit tapped The man’s shoulder.

The man: What

Gromit makes a gesture about bringing dead contestants back to life.

The man: They’re not dead bro

Ty Lee: What about those bloods?

She pointed at the janitors cleaning the blood.

The man: They’re clearly downed. Not dead.

Joryu: That’s cool. Revive?

The man: revive doesn't work here.

Cruel King: And you will need a resurrect card to bring your dead buddy back in the game.

John: Where do we find one?

The man: somewhere. Also fyi, we will be staying here for a longer time.

Chapter Text

They’re outside the Blackrock Castle.

Gromit is chilling on the snow. While Joryu tries to find a signal to contact his accomplices. (he failed) Ty Lee excitedly hopped and approached John Wick.

Ty Lee: let’s build a snowman

John: nah

Ty Lee: aw

Cruel King: why so quiet in here bro

The man: who the hell knows? Probably was busy hanging out with the sentient statue.

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The man: yeah idk what else to put in a pre-voting skit.

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The man: voting time chop chop. Mellow Yellow, you’re up first for having less members alive.

Only Ty Lee was present. She sat on one of the chairs leaving the six chairs empty.

The man: We’ll begin the votes! So far, Sulley and Higashi did not receive any single vote.

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The man: Kometani gets one vote. He’s not eligible for the prize as well.

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The man: So does Leon with 2 votes. Now for the last part… we got 4-4 votes.

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Ty Lee: Oh.

The man: Oh indeed my girl. That means… Needle and Ty Lee are tied with 4 votes. How do I break the tiebreaker? Hmmm…

Ty Lee: You could make us play Rock Paper Scissor!

The man: Good one, rock, paper, scissors!

Ty Lee showed scissors. Needle died so she didn’t show anything beside a random rock facing in front of her.

The man: Hmmm, Needle wins the prize!

Ty Lee: robbed.

The man: Alright Needle, why not come here and spin the wheel to find out your awesome prize!!!

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Ty Lee: she died.

The man: Umm, right. 

The man uses the resurrect card on Needle, she’s now alive.

The man: Welp now I'm out of resurrect cards.

Needle: What happened?

The man: You won a prize.

Needle: Oh yay!

The man: Needle, go spin the wheel.

She spun the wheel and landed on the Resurrect card.

The man: that card will allow you to revive someone back to their life. One time use.

Needle: I want to use it to revive Bomby!

Bomby revives.

Bomby: What

Ty Lee: Why did you waste it on our opponent??

Needle: cuz we knew each other in old days

The man: The reason is here.

• ADAGE - He’s still Kometani as far as I know (Kometani)
• Litini - For not dying and being funny. (Ty Lee)
• Bow - Needle won the last prize, so it's time for Leon to get his (Leon)
• Kevin from KIDS - random vote (Ty Lee)
• White_Tiger - the other team has not impressed upon me enough to decide with anything besides "i pick the person from the media i consume" (Needle)
• Eight. - They did things. (Ty Lee)
• Zackolmi - Lol she’s up for elimination twice in Bfdia 16. (Needle)
• ??? (I know who you are) - needlington i just like most (Needle)
• GlitchedSystem - They needies to! (Needle)
• Volt - Ty Lee and John Wick are COOL!! (Ty Lee)
• Ashy - Leon because he's so gigga Chad (Leon)

The man: May we begin the elimination! Needle and Kometani do not have any votes against them. They’re safe.

Needle: Yay!

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The man: Leon and Sulley are safe as well with one vote each.

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Ty Lee: wait, I’m in the bottom two?!

The man: Yeah? Either you or Higashi is going home. Today's loser with 6-3 votes is…

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Higashi! With a flipping six votes, you’re out of the game.

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The man: Eh, I’ll let him know once he has been fully resurrected.

Ty Lee: Wow, I barely dodged the elimination!

The man: Reason’s here.

• ADAGE - Imagine throwing challenge again smh (Ty Lee)
• Litini - I'm going to be honest, I've ran out of things to say (this vote is random). Uh... here The Man, have this Corndog Peepy. (*Corndog Peepy in a squeeky, yet demonic voice*: I want your flesh! ...And some mustard.) ...Welp, your problem now, bye. (Higashi)
• Bow - idk man, this team is stacked and it's unfortunate that I picked you (Higashi)
• Kevin from KIDS - I care the least about them (Ty Lee)
• White_Tiger - no strong opinions. be menaced by my mild indifference (Ty Lee)
• Eight. - they didn’t do things (Higashi)
• Zackolmi - Both irrelevant. (Higashi)
• ??? - both are just kinda who i like least rn (Higashi)
• GlitchedSystem - I just randomly chose (Leon)
• Volt - I’m pretty sure they die first (Sulley)
• Ashy - I don't know any of these people. So I choose them :3 (Higashi)

Ty Lee: WHAT DO YOU MEAN I THREW THE CHALLENGE AGAIN???

The man: Shhh, it’s now Code Red turn.

Only Gromit, Bomby and Wick are present.

Bomby: Why are we being put up for elimination? Mellow Yellow just finished their ceremony.

John: It’s a double elimination, all credits due to Joryu for breaking the statue.

Gromit nods.

Bomby: Oh well, sucks for me. At least I’m back here.

The man: Let’s start with the prize vote. Asuka, Mike and Lee do not have any vote for them.

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The man: Why is this shit so quiet?

John: gee I wonder why

The man: Wheelchair guy and John Wick gets one vote. No prize for you.

John: Damn

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The man: Finally… with a flipping 6-3 votes… Bomby… wins the prize. Sorry, dog. You only got 3 votes.

Gromit clapped for Bomby.

John: Good work.

Bomby: YAY! What prize do I get?

The man: Spin the wheel, bro.

He spun the wheel and landed on the Call Gorilla card.

Bomby: What is this?

The man: That card allows you to call a gorilla to back you up. In case you’re in deep trouble or something.

John: Don’t.

Bomby: I’m not using it!

The man: ok good. Here’s the reason.

• ADAGE - Me when the Grom is it (Gromit)
• Litini - Well... Ok I don't have a good reason, he's just cool. Also here. (*gives Bomby a banana*) (Bomby)
• Bow - *lights Bomby's fuse* I love him exploding >:] (Bomby)
• Kevin from KIDS - as an apology for blowing you up with my mind. have some pancakes as an apology (Bomby)
• White_Tiger - voting for my eighth favorite circular BFDIA contestant (Bomby)
• Eight. - they did things. (Charles)
• Zackolmi - Got any grapes? (Bomby)
• ??? (I know who you are) - decided to just give it to gromit for being the only one left on the team (Gromit)
• GlitchedSystem - They needies to! (Bomby)
• Volt - Ty Lee and John Wick are COOL!! (John)
• Ashy - Gromit because he is a silent, expressive, progressive king (Gromit)

The man: OH MY GOD BOMBY’S FUSE ON FIRE AGAIN!

John Wick immediately threw Bomby into the pond to stop the fuse.

Bomby: Whew.

As Bomby was about to exit the pond he was abruptly stopped.

The man: Erm, you stay in the water in case the readers want to blow you up.

Bomby: oh ok

The man: Let’s start. Asuka, Gromit, John and Bomby do not have any vote cast against them, they’re all safe.

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Gromit raises his fist.

John: Nice.

Bomby: Yippee!

The man: So is Mike with one vote.

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The man: We’re left with Charles and Lee. The loser’s going home with 6-4 votes will be…

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The man: Erm, I’ll let them know too when they’re brought back to life.

John: Right. Forgot to mention this. Gromit.

Gromit took out four Resurrect Cards from his nonexistent pocket.

John: Had the dog sniffing for the card.

The man: Ok cool, use half of them on Higashi and Charles.

He did that. Higashi and Charles returned.

Higashi: Oughhhh.

Charles: Whaaa- who’s there??

The man: yo guys, here to tell you two that you have been voted out of the game.

Charles: whar??

Higashi: GOOD RIDDANCE!

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Higashi: Wait, how do I leave this dump?

Cruel King: YOU CALL THIS PLACE A DUMP??

Higashi: yeah? who the heck are you? some kind of a man who lost his judgment?

Cruel King abducted Higashi into the prison.

Charles: I think I’m gonna leave, that town looks cool to live in.

Charles left to Roadtown, being unnoticed by The man.

The man: Ahhh, reasons… how could I forget?

• ADAGE - Lee needs to Lee-ve (Lee)
• Litini - *in a dramatic and deep voice* You have disappointed me. (Charles)
• Bow - because I find him the least interesting (Charles)
• Kevin from KIDS - the most useless member of his team (Charles)
• White_Tiger - no strong opinions. be menaced by my mild indifference (Lee)
• Eight. - they didn’t do things. (Lee)
• Zackolmi - Both irrelevant. (Charles)
• ??? - both are just kinda who i like least rn (Charles)
• GlitchedSystem - I just randomly chose (Mike)
• Volt - I’m pretty sure they die first (Charles)
• Ashy - I don't know any of these people. So I choose them :3 (Lee)

Joryu: So is the elimination over? Who went home?

Ty Lee: I think that glasses guy just went to his new ‘home’

Needle: No doubt.

John: Mmhmmm

Bomby: oh well no more fusing! I’m a free man now.

Gromit tapped John’s back holding his two Resurrect cards.

John: Right. Use it on our dead members.

Bomby: There are six of us and half of them are dead.

John: One of the dead won’t be joining us…

Gromit had his head down.

Bomby: Ty Lee, don’t steal our cards!

Ty Lee: aw man! I wanna revive my dead friends too! Where’s Joryu anyway?

Joryu returned with 3 Resurrect cards from beating up the enemies.

Joryu: hmmm who do I resurrect?

Ty Lee! heyyy, can we have one?

Needle: mhm

Joryu gives her two cards.

Bomby: erm why two?

Joryu shrugged and used the card to revive Lili.

Lili: WAH! Oh dearie, I have returned. Thank you, how about I offer you a bodyguard duty to protect me once we get out of this game?

Joryu: You’re like the only normal person in my team, no offense to McQueen.

Gromit used his two cards on Asuka and Lee.

Lili: yay Asuka’s back too!

Lee: Ughhhh

Asuka: That hurts you know! I can't see the statue the same way anymore!

And Ty Lee used her Resurrect cards on Sulley and Kometani.

Sulley: I'm back!

Kometani: guh

Ty Lee: I had a hard decision to choose who to resurrect. Sorry Leon.

Sulley: Aw man why didn't you guys bring back Mike?

The man: ok yall done with revive fest? Follow me to the fishing spot!

Later.

They arrived at the fishing spot.

Asuka: Why the hell is it so far from the Blackrock Castle

The man: Your challenge today is to catch every fish listed on this board.

They looked at the list.

Pufferfish

Goldfish

Blue Clownfish

Yellow Clownfish

Trout

Jellyfish

Eel

Seahorse

Shark

Whale

The man: These are all the fish you need to catch, first two teams to catch everything wins safety.

Lili: Fishing is not my activity!

Kometani: She’s trying to keep provoking the readers to vote yourself out.

Lili: False! I do love fishing! I command you to stop gaslighting.

Sulley: Where do we get the bait?

The man: buy the worm from that guy, it costs money which is called TIX though. So you need to find a way to obtain TIX before being able to purchase a worm.

Lee: dude.

The man: yea??? We’re in a RPG game, just beat up some kids and get free moolahs!

Joryu: I’m not interested in beating up children.

The man: yeah? What about those resurrect cards? You got it from beating up the nooblets?

Joryu: It was a grown ass blocky man wearing a helmet attacking me for no reason. I had to defend myself.

The man: ok, let’s start the fishing contest!

They all casted their rods on the pond.

Lili: There aren't so many of us here!

Joryu: Yeah they’re dead.

Kometani caught a Blue Clownfish!

Sulley: Good job, kid!

Ty Lee: That was our only bait.

Sulley: Aw crap, we gotta get the money.

Needle: let’s go then! A party of four could beat the kids so easily

The three run off to find TIX to buy their new worms.

Lili: Ooo, I got something!

Joryu: Pull it out

Lili caught a… rubber boots.

Joryu: damn

Lee: Good one, Gromit

Gromit caught a Pufferfish!

Asuka: hey look, I got something too! Watch.

Asuka caught a Goldfish!

Lili: HMPH! She got a little goldie fish while I caught some leftover boots?? I’m so jealous of her!

Joryu: How long have you two been rivals?

Lili: Erm, since the day we met at the Tekken tournament, she pummeled me and now I just do whatever it takes to fight her again!

Joryu: uh huh

Lili: Anyway putting our rivalry aside, would you like to work for me as a bodyguard? 

Joryu: hmm? Why?

Lili: Oh you know, assassination or stuff, I’m the daughter of Rochefort oil magnate.

Joryu: Hey look, I caught something.

Joryu caught a Goldfish!

Lili: have u been listening to me???

Joryu: oh, I did. Guess I was distracted by the fish. But I’m not available right now to protect you, I have stuff to do outside this world.

Lili: We’re both stuck in this hole, you can be my temporary bodyguard!

— 30 minutes later —

Code Red caught 6 variants of fish so far. Mellow Yellow got 5. And Blue Blazes caught 5 too.

Sulley and Kometani returned from the trip and gave a bucket of worms to Ty Lee and Needle.

Sulley: Here, a bucket of worms. Worth 800 TIX.

Ty Lee: woah, that’s a lot, how did you get it!

Kometani sneaks his exploit client away while whistling.

Kometani: Let’s just say we bumped into a rich homeless enemy!

Needle: Woah, that’s very great. Oh wait, I caught something.

Needle caught a Yellow Clownfish!

Kometani: We already caught that.

Sulley: dude why is always a clownfish.

Kometani: That’s because Eel, Seahorse, Shark and Whale are marine fish. They live in saltwater, we’re fishing out the freshwater.

Ty Lee: you ain’t making sense pal! Explain the pufferfish and clownfish we caught then.

Kometani: erm they’re probably dead the moment you caught them

John: I got it.

John caught a Shark!

Bomby: What??? That’s crazy, Sharks are really hard to catch!

Asuka: try catching a whale!

Lee: According to the Block Tales developer it has a 1/326 chance to finally catch a whale.

Bomby: ok guys, Gromit, John. You two are going to look for the TIX and resupply the worm for us. While three of us here just stay and catch the fish.

Gromit nods.

John: let’s move out

Asuka: We’re gonna be here for longer. Great, just great! This whale might be our huge problem.

Lili: oh ho, I got something

Lili caught a Whale!

Joryu: what the–

Asuka: WHAT???!?!??

Lili: yeah? You see this, Asuka?

Asuka: Huff…

Joryu: Save your celebration Lili, we’re going to be hunting TIX. We ran out of worms and there’s still four variants to catch.

Lili: Lead the way, my bodyguard!

Asuka: your bodyguard???

Joryu: Hey, I didn’t say I’ll be your bodyguard!

Lili: C’mon, chop chop! Let’s hunt for our TIX.

Lee: Asuka, we got a challenge to do, don’t lose your focus on that princess.

Asuka: fine

Ty Lee: OH OH!

Ty Lee caught an Eel!

Needle: What else are we missing?

Ty Lee: Hmm lemme see!

Checks board.

Ty Lee: Trout, Seahorse, Shark and Whale

Needle: bruhhhh and we just ran out of worms again.

Ty Lee: aw okay, guess we’ll have to wait for Sulley, Kometani and Leon– oh wait, I forgot Leon died.

Needle: idk girl, ever think of stealing?

Ty Lee: Uhmmm, that sounds bad!

Needle: but I hate waiting!

They see Gromit and John returning with a bucket of worms.

Needle: We found our target, let’s steal some of it and they won’t even notice.

Ty Lee: Well okay!

And then both were stopped by Asuka.

Asuka: What are you doing?

Needle: ummm

Ty Lee: We wanted your worms cause we’re out of them. How about we two work together to make Blue Blazes lose? I know you hate that Lili girl!

Asuka: Darn right I am, here’s your worms.

Ty Lee: Yay thanks, Asuka! Let’s go Needle–

Lee: HEY THIEF!

John: I’ll handle this-

Neede: it was a prank bro-

John threw Needle like a javelin. Whilst Gromit cheered silently.

Bomby: Guys I got something

Bomby caught a Seahorse!

John: Good, we’re missing Eel and Whale now.

Lili: Hello! We’re back with–

Needle was thrown and hit the bucket Lili was carrying, it fell into the water. Yeah Needle drowned cuz why not.

Lili: NOOOOOOOOOO OUR HARD WORK

Joryu: Who did this? I’ll kill you.

Lee: But you don’t kill people.

Joryu: Who said I was a saint?

Lili: I KNOW YOU DID THIS ASUKA!

Asuka: Oi, why me again?!

John: We don’t want unnecessary fights, here have some from us.

Lili: Ehhh, thanks.

Lili caught a Jellyfish!

Joryu: Looks like we got three more to catch.

— 60 minutes passed —

After an hour of fishing. Code Red and Mellow Yellow are only missing a Whale. Blue Blazes is missing a Shark.

Sulley: We’re back gang.

Kometani: And guess what? We found two Resurrect cards. One is enough to revive Leon!

Joryu: Give me one.

Gives one.

Joryu: I owe you.

The student resurrected Leon.

Leon: What the hell? What am I missing?

Ty Lee: a lot of it! You see, we’re in a fishing contest now when you were a corpse.

Sulley: Hey wait, where’s Needle?

Ty Lee: erm, she tripped and drowned.

Kometani: I shouldn’t have given the other card away…

Lili: oo what’s that?

Joryu: A card that resurrects people, like how you were resurrected.

Lili: Make sense! Now who are we reviving?

Joryu: I know let’s–

Lili swiped his card and revived Yoshi.

Yoshi: Wah

Lili: Yay, he’s back!

Joryu: I was going to bring the car back to life…

Lili: Well sorry duh! Yoshi is far cuter to live than that ugly drag car. Still had a nightmare about his ‘insides’. We should fill the missing details for this fella!

Yoshi: yosh

Joryu: Hmm?

Joryu caught a Shark!

Lili: Never mind.

The man: WOAH, GOOD JOB BLUE BLAZES! YOU CAUGHT EVERY FISH LISTED ON THE BOARD. YOU’RE NOW SAFE FROM THE ELIMINATION DESPITE HAVING HALF OF YOUR MEMBERS DEAD.

Sulley: aw crap, they’re too lucky!

Leon: So wait, this is a gambling challenge.

Ty Lee: when you put it like that… yeah.

Kometani: We’re now sitting on a pile of clownfish after many hours of fishing with no luck to catch a whale.

Asuka: It’s just their dumb luck.

Lee: mhm

— 4 hours later —

Kometani: Literally everyone is sitting on a huge pile of the fish they caught that isn’t a whale.

Bomby: bro

Gromit fell into boredom.

Lee: Only if we got a better idea to catch a whale than using our fishing rod. I have no idea how that's gonna pull out the entire Whale into the surface.

John: Something… something…

He looks at Bomby before giving out a sigh.

John: I’m so sorry Bomby.

Bomby: What

Picks up.

Asuka: What are you doing with him?

He lit Bomby’s fuse on fire.

Bomby: NOOOOO PLEASE I BEG YOU

Lee: are you nut–

He threw him underwater.

BOOM

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…

…

Every dead fish floated up to the surface. Gromit does a muted sigh.

Asuka: Urgh, that’s disgusting

Lee: Hey guys look over here, we caught a dead whale!

Lee has caught a Whale!

The man: CODE RED HAS CAUGHT EVERY FISH!

Ty Lee: Why would you do that? It’s actually a genius plan! We need to bomb the fishing lake.

Sulley: Ty Lee.

Ty Lee: what?

Sulley: You do realize Blue Blazes already caught everything earlier right?

Ty Lee: does that mean

Sulley: WE LOST THREE TIMES IN A ROW!

Kometani: God damnit I blame RNG for this.

Leon: I legit have contributed nothing, next time I should just haunt you guys for forgetting to bring me back to life

The man: Mellow Yellow, due to not catching every fish, you will be put up for elimination today!

The Mellow Yellow team groaned.

woops voting over, ippie

Higashi is now in the Blackrock Castle dungeon.

Knight: For dissing the Blackrock kingdom. You’ll be spending 10 years in the joint for your crime.

The knight heads off to his personal chair and dozes off.

Higashi: Ughhhh great, just when I was about to return home.

Sees a blocky figure cellmate.

Higashi: What are you in here for?

Desmund: I got locked in here for “Stealing”. I only “stole” two apple pies, it’s not fair!!

Higashi: ok

Later.

Higashi: dude, get your brain working at once, can you say something else?!

Desmund: I got locked in here for “Stealing”. I only “stole” two apple pies, it’s not fair!!

Higashi: hey!

Desmund: I got locked in here for “Stealing”. I only “stole” two apple pies, it’s not fair!!

Higashi: WARGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Desmund: I got locked in here for “Stealing”. I only “stole” two apple pies, it’s not fair!!

Chapter Text

Kometani: The episode began with everyone sitting on a pile of fish we caught.

Leon: Who are you communicating to?

Lili: EEK, i’m not sitting here, they’re raw and smelly!

Joryu: true

Asuka: Gosh, if you can handle the giant dumpster then this will be no problem.

Lee: she immediately left the dumpster you know

Asuka: Oh

Lili: well you’re probably stinkier than before!

Gromit huffed.

Sulley: Ugh, the mess… why did you bomb the lake using Bomby?

John: To get this over with

Ty Lee: ON A POSITIVE NOTE! WE GOT FREE MEALS

John: it’s raw

Lee: And rotten.

The man: LET’S GO TO THE BIZVILLE GUYS!

Everyone suddenly got abducted to Bizville, leaving all the fish they caught.

In the Bizville.

The man: ok, before we get to the awesome part, Mellow Yellow, you lost last time so it’s time for the wheel and elimination!

Only Needle wasn’t present. She died duh.

The man: First up, wheel! Leon does not get one.

Leon: Lameeeee

The man: Needle and Ty Lee gets one vote.

Ty Lee: Aw

…

The man: And that means… we’re in a tie with Sulley and Kometani having two votes each. Guess we settle with a tiebreaker–

Sulley: Double my vote and give it to Kometani.

The man: Ok sure. That means Kometani wins the prize with 6 votes! What a record.

Kometani: Uhhh, why

Sulley: no reason

The man: Now spin the wheel!

Kometani: I spun the wheel and it landed on a balloon.

The man: Good job, here’s your free balloon!

Kometani: Do I look like a pre-school kid?

Ty Lee: BE HAPPY WITH YOUR OWN POSSESSION >:(((((

The man: Reason.

• Bow - For catching a Yellow Clownfish, you get a piece of bacon 🥓👍 (Needle)
• Kevin from KIDS - He's great. Also, how dare you not give Bomby his pancakes >:[ *gives The man a mild headache* (Sulley)
• Eight. - funky. (Kometani)
• White_Tiger - i vote for poisoned pencil (Needle)
• ADAGE - He’s not Kometani anymore (Kometani)
• Volt - Should win (Ty Lee)

John: Poisonous pencil? Now that's something unordinary

The man: something’s tingling in my head.

Leon: U having bad headache or something?

The man: prob, now for the elimination!

Sulley: huh

Breathes

The man: Sulley and Kometani do not receive one, they’re both safe.

Sulley: LET’S GO

Kometani: I approve.

The man: And that makes Leon and Needle safe with 1 vote. Ty Lee is eliminated with 4 votes.

…

Leon: Nice

Ty Lee: wait, what

The man: das right brotha, you’re eliminated! Shoo!

Ty Lee: HOW

• Bow - Imagine throwing the challenge for a 3rd time smh (Ty Lee)
• Kevin from KIDS - I'm gonna vote her until she's eliminated now, yep that's the running vote this season :] (Ty Lee)
• Eight. - dead. (Needle)
• White_Tiger - i remain further mildly indifferent (Ty Lee)
• ADAGE - Imagine throwing the challenge three times in a row smh (Ty Lee)
• Volt - Dead for 90% of the chapter lol (Leon)

Ty Lee: dude

The man: yup, bye bye Ty Lee! To the sewer you go!

Leon: Sewer?

*rattle rattle*

BOOM

Thousands of devious rats exited the manhole just to abduct Ty Lee into their hideout.

Lili: EEK, that’s gross!

Joryu: Alright, can you bring back our dead teammates?

The man: go buy the resurrect card from that black market

They approached the shady figure in the alley by the hotel.

Later.

Every dead person has been revived. Godzilla's appearance scared the shit out of locals and the town became empty.

Lightning: what did my man do bruh

Nogla: Discrimination? That’s cringe bro!

Lee: Dude, you bodyshamed someone not long ago.

Nogla: ain’t the same pal.

Gromit tries to bring The man’s attention.

The man: what u want

John: Challenge?

The man: Oh uhm, I actually brought you here for sightseeing– uhhhhh

Sees a balloon vendor.

The man: Whoever manages to give me the most balloons from that clown vendor wins the immunity! The team with less balloons will be put up for elimination.

Lili: There’s only four balloons.

The man: Don’t come empty handed then

Yoshi: Wah?

Lightning: Yeah, this green dino has a great question, what if both teams have one balloon each?

The man: Double elimination? U stupid?

gasp

Asuka: We definitely don’t want that.

Needle: WE’RE NOT LOSING AGAIN!

The man: START!

Kometani: Can I give you my balloon from the prize wheel?

The man: Mellow Yellow is in the lead with one balloon!

Lightning: QUICK, STEAL THE BALLOON!

Godzilla approaches the balloon vendor menacingly.

Mike happened to see it and planted a nail under him.

Kometani: Godzilla stepped on it and he’s now crying.

Godzilla: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Bomby: WTF MIKE

Joryu: Bro, that was very rude

Mike: It’s just a prank bro!

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…

…

Sulley: MIkey bro, we’re homies but you went too far!

Leon: Ain’t a prank if the victim is crying or sum

Needle: True dat

Mike: C’mon, not like u guys know the humor smh

Lili: Then you will LOVE this prank! I mean it!

Mike: Oh yeah lady? Show what you got–

Lili: u/f, 3+4, 3+4, > u, 3, 3, F > Dew Glide, 3 > d/f, 3+4 > BT > 3, 4 > Heat Burst > 3+4, F > f, f, 3+4

Nogla: Uhhh girl-

Lili: d/f, 2 > d/f, 2 > f, 2, 3 > d/f, 3+4 > BT, 1, 2 > f, F, 3, F > Dew Glide, 1, 2

Sulley: Is she going to stop, don’t wanna see my buddy hospitalized

Lili: WS, 2 > f, 2, 3 > b, 2, 1 > 3, 2, 3, W > b, 2, 1, 1+2, WB > Dew Glide, 3 > Heat Burst > 3+4, F > f, f, 3+4

Mike: OK STOP PLEASE

Asuka: naw, that’s how she rolls with it.

Lee: Look, they’re distracted, steal the balloon.

Gromit saluted and went to the vendor while the others were busy watching Lili pulling combo strings.

Clown: Hi, what do you want?

The dog points at the balloons.

Clown: U got TIX?

He nodded and took out the TIX from his own purse and gave it to him.

Clown: Alright, enjoy your balloon, dog!

Lightning: OH NO WE FORGOT THE CHALLENGE! STOP THEM!

Yoshi: OK

Yoshi swallowed the balloon instead. Gromit facepalms.

Lightning: you could’ve just stopped the dog

Yoshi: But who’s gonna hold the balloon? It’s gonna float to space

Lightning: true… wait what–

Yoshi: Yosh, yosh

Lightning: alright, I’m buying this time

Clown: No cars allowed.

Lightning: fuck

Joryu: I would like to purchase all three balloons at once

Clown: Yay money, here you go

Joryu: Arigato.

He’s suddenly surrounded by the Code Red team.

Nogla: Aw what now

Lightning: Godzilla, wake up man, are you still crying about the nail prank?

Godzilla: ye

Lightning: I feel ya, continue ur own thing then

Nogla: McQueen, you should run over them

John: Nope

He shot all the tires.

Lightning: f###

Nogla: LILI GET YOUR ASSES HERE, STOP COMBO’ING MIKE!

Lee: alright, Bomby now’s your time to rise

Bomby: hell no bro, I’m not going to explode again!

Joryu: If you want the balloons, then… you will have to get through me!

Gromit and Bomby push Asuka into the arena.

Joryu: Nevermind I can’t hit a woman

Asuka: Great!

Asuka swipes the balloons from Joryu’s grip before skedaddling away

Lili: HELLO!!!!

Lili delivered a blow kick to Asuka’s face releasing all the balloons.

Nogla: LILI YOU IDIOT THE BALLOONS ARE FLOATING AWAY

Asuka: WHAT WAS THAT FOR

Lili: Let our match begin once again, Miss Kansai Peacemaker!

Mike: toss me in the air! I’ll catch the balloon from escaping!

John tosses Mike and he manages to catch one. The other two are still floating away

Joryu: I got this

He used a spider gadget to pull the balloon but it popped the balloon instead.

Joryu: Oops

The last balloon has floated to space, no point of getting it back.

Blue Blazes and Code Red team stared at each other, realizing there’s only one balloon left.

Bomby: CATFIGHT GO!

Fight ensues creating a puff of smoke with hands throwing around. Lightning is unavailable to fight so is Godzilla who’s still writhing in pain.

Meanwhile the Mellow Yellow team watches everything from afar.

Leon: Should we uh… do something about the challenge?

Sulley: Nah, having one is good enough to put us in a safe spot, huge credits to Kometani.

Needle: good job

Kometani: Thanks.

Mike was thrown onto Kometani’s face.

Kometani: OW watch it

Mike: Hey, it was Joryu’s fault for throwing me like a baseball pitcher!

Sulley: HOW dare HE

Picks up an anvil

Leon: What the hell are you doing with that thing, big bear?

Sulley: Something I got from the black market.

He yeeted the anvil and landed in the fight area. Everyone was crushed except for Nogla, Yoshi, Gromit and Asuka completely soaked in red juices.

Nogla: DUDEEEEE WHERE DID THAT THING COME FROM

Asuka: It’s in my eyes! It’s in my eyes!

Gromit is beyond horrified so is Yoshi.

Lightning: Guys, the balloon is safe

Suddenly everyone’s concern disappeared and went back to fight for a balloon.

Yoshi: BLAM

Gromit: twist his tongue

Yoshi: WAHHHHH

Asuka: I got the balloon, let’s make a run for it , Gromit!

Gromit thumbs up and follows her!

Lightning: GODZILLA, NOW’S THE TIME!

Godzilla saw the situation and used his beam only for him to hit Gromit

Nogla: Wrong guy bro!

Mike: Aw crap, I gotta help her

Sulley: good luck mate

Mike hopped off only to land on a staircase and fell off two flights of stairs. Legs broken.

Needle: Guess he needs another eye to see this!

…

Leon: didn’t laugh.

Asuka: Almost there!

Lightning: UH OH, THEY’RE WINNING

Some thinking later.

Nogla: I GOT THIS!

Asuka: Hey, host, here’s your stupid balloo–

VROOM VROOM

In a blink of speed, the school bus Nogla was driving rammed into Asuka and killed her. Needle noticed it was a familiar vehicle.

Needle: YOU STOLE MY BELOVED SCHOOL BUS PRIZE!

Nogla: I found it in a parking spot, not a theft really.

Nogla snatched the balloon from Asuka’s grip and brought it to The man.

The man: That does it! Blue Blazes and Mellow Yellow won, the fact the yellow team barely clutched from getting their 4th loss in a row! I’m so proud of your development. Now it’s time for the Code Red to be up for elimination.

Voting ended womp womp

Everyone has been revived and the argument ensues over today's challenge. It calmed down a few moments later though.

The man: ok we good?

Everyone: mhm

The man: Welp, looks like it’s time to say goodbye to the Block Tales universe. Lemme just use this teleporter–

A bigfoot shows up.

Bigfoot: ME NEED BANANA

The man: don’t have it

Bigfoot: ME HATE U

The bigfoot stole his teleporter and ran away to the forest.

The man: Dude, the monkey just stole my teleporter.

Mike: Erm akshually it’s called Bigfoot

The man: quiet bro

Lee: He just took our leaving tickets

Leon: We’re definitely stuck in here for another day, and I’m not mad at all. This place is far magically better than whatever is in your apartment.

The man: We can’t leave this universe without my teleporter! We gotta find that giant orangutan and take our stuff back.

To be continued.

Chapter Text

Gromit is following the bigfoot’s scent and they’re in the woods now.

Mike: Man I’m kinda dying for water now.

Sulley: Same Mike, all the walks are making us tired.

Needle: We would’ve gotten here faster if Nogla didn’t steal and break it.

Nogla: Like I said, needy. I found it in a parking lot.

Needle: Bro I’m gonna stab your eye

John: Enough messing around, we need to find the bigfoot.

Lee: Gromit’s working on it.

Asuka: mhm…

Slurps

They see Lili, Nogla, Yoshi & Joryu drinking coconut water.

Asuka: Where the hell are you getting those from?

Lili: U got no brain or something? It’s from a palm tree obviously! Heehee

Nogla: Thank Godzilla for getting us a drinks

Asuka: And u don’t give him a drink, how sad!

Yoshi: Yosh

Lightning: nah bro, Godzilla is overly hydrated to the point he doesn’t need water, and I only drink oil.

Yoshi: Mhm

Asuka: Oh… can I have one

Joryu: We’re out of it sorry

The man: cringe

Gromit froze.

The man: What is it

The beagle pointed at a huge tree.

The man: Giant chimpanzee is over there?

He nodded.

The man: ok pack your weapons or something idk, we’re gonna take our teleporter back.

They stopped at a huge mango tree.

Leon: So where is this giant homo sapien?

Gromit pointed upward and they all saw a bigfoot resting on a branch. Soon to be disturbed.

Nogla: Damn he’s huge

The man: Ok guys before we trigger the bigfoot. Elimination comes first!

Everyone groans.

The man: The seven votes curse has struck again. At least there isn’t any tie.

Mhm

The man: We’ll begin with John Wick, Lee and Gromit. None of you receives a vote.

The three sighed.

The man: Mike gets one vote.

Mike: Aw crap

The man: Top 2… leaving Asuka and Bomby. The winner–

Asuka: Yeah, I know, Bomby’s winning

The man: WOW ok rude, Bomby wins by 4 votes. Asuka only got 2.

Bomby: WOOOOO sweet!

The man: Alright, spin the wheel.

He spun the wheel and it landed on ‘immunity from having his fuse being lit’

Bomby: what does that mean

The man: U won’t explode anymore? U stupid?

Bomby: prove it

The man: proof

• White_Tiger - hey bomby how many lines do you have this episode (Bomby)
• Bow - I got to give her credit for almost winning for her team (Asuka)
• LORE guy - Its mike wazowski (Mike)
• Zackolmi - *lights bomby’s fuse* (Bomby)
• ADAGE - Do it with me everyone - *lights Bomby’s fuse with the power of my mind* (Bomby)
• Kevin from KIDS - No more exploding for you (Bomby)
• Eight. - i like her. (Asuka)

Bomby’s fuse began to light then it just disappeared in a blink of a second.

Bomby: yay, no more abusing me! Suck on that, losers!

Everyone groaned

Lili: welp, there goes our fast ticket to kill the bigfoot.

The man: I’m sure there will be another way if you guys know the term Teamwork.

Kometani: BORINGGGGGGGGG

The man: Elimination time. John Wick, Mike and Bomby do not receive one.

Bomby: Wicked

John: Say that again

Mike: Good stuff

The man: Bottom 3

Asuka: Aw what

Gromit shook his head

Lee: Again?

The man: Lee is out with 5 votes, Asuka and Gromit only got one, they’re safe.

Asuka: LET’S GO

Gromit sighed in relief

Lee: Aw what the hell

The man: Off you go, Lee Everett. It was nice seeing you!

A gorilla showed up and dragged Lee into the woods.

Leon: Another kidnapping? Where’s the gorilla taking him this time?

The man: How the fuck would I know? He just kinda appeared. Here’s the reason

• White_Tiger - i guess he was really left 4 dead. i mean i guess he was truly resident evil. i mean i guess he was the typing of the dead. i mean i guess he really plants vs. zombies. i mean (Lee)
• Bow - I kinda forgot you existed ngl (Lee)
• LORE guy - Dont know who you is (Lee)
• Zackolmi - He died from the explosion (Gromit)
• ADAGE - I can’t be-Lee-ve he survived the previous elimination (Lee)
• Kevin from KIDS - ehhhhh (Asuka)
• Eight. - i don’t like him. (Lee)

The man: Alright enough yapping, now let’s get this buffoon down to the ground

Kicks the tree

The man: welp I tried

Yoshi tries to climb the tree but fails to do so.

Kometani: Hey Sulley, you should start throwing one of us again, would be lowkey funny.

Sulley: Sure, you wanna volunteer?

Kometani: Erm no, use Needle.

Needle: NO

Leon: Stab the big monkey’s butt with Needle? Sounds reasonable

Nogla: just climb bro you stupid?

Lili: No way! It’s too big for a mere peasant to climb.

John: Hmmm there must be a way to bring him down.

Yoshi: HMMMM

Lili: Oh Yoshi, you can swallow that tree

Yoshi: Nah

Mike: I know buddy, let’s bring a chainsaw to cut the mango tree

Leon: Where do you find a chainsaw deadass?

Mike: HOw about an axe?

Sulley: But there isn’t any tools around here

Mike: pfft I was only suggesting.

Joryu: kid named godzilla:

They all looked at Godzilla.

OOOOOOOOHHHHH

Godzilla: Hmpf!

Lightning: Do the thing buddy!

Godzilla: RAGHHHHHHHH

He aggressively shook the tree enough to make Bigfoot fall down from his slumber.

Bigfoot: OUCH, YOU HURT ME! ME HATE YOU!

Mike: Yeah? That’s what you get for stealing our ticket on the way home!

Bigfoot casually strolled towards Mike and stomped him into avocado toast. Again.

Sulley: ok buddy you’ve gone too far

Bomby: Second time your friend got squished into avocado toast.

Gromit held up two fingers.

Lili: No Yoshi, don’t eat that.

Yoshi: Aw

The man: Welp, your next challenge is to kill the bigfoot, whoever kills it wins for their team and the other two teams will be up for elimination because we’re on the third episode again.

Kometani: I find it strange how both double elimination challenges involve a boss fight.

The man: Well duh, it was never going to be a boss fight until this buffoon intervened so that’s your challenge now and I’ll be watching from the back, k? GO!

They all groaned

Everyone began to fight the bigfoot while The man planted a chair for him to sit back and relax with a coconut drink in his hand.

The man: Ahhhhh, some peace!

Slurps

The man: What

He looked to his right side and there was Lili sitting on a chair also holding a coconut.

Lili: So how’s life–

The man: GET OUTTA HERE GIRL, U AIN’T THE PART OF THE GANG 😭😭😭

The man kicked Lili out of his resting zone and forced her back into the challenge.

Lili: HOW RUDE!

Lightning: FOCUS LILI! We got a huge gorilla to deal with

Bigfoot: ME NAME IS BIGFOOT! ME CRUSH YOU!

Sulley: WATCH OUT

Yoshi: WAHHH

Bigfoot uses Spin Slam!

Bigfoot jumps high into the sky

Needle: Where is he going??

Gromit makes a run.

John: Out of the way!

Nogla: WOAH WOAH WOAH

They all barely dodged Bigfoot's landing.

Asuka: Suck on that!

Bigfoot: OOH OOH AHH AHH

Asuka: Hold up-

The bigfoot does football kick against Asuka which sent her flying into space

Lili: OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY BEAUTIFUL RIVAL!

Kometani: I thought you call her ugly all the time

Lili: Be quiet, you immature peasant!

Bigfoot uses Vine Swing!

Bigfoot jumped and used a huge vine to swing himself.

Needle: Where did that vine come from?

John: DODGE

They all dodged

Once Bigfoot was on his 4th swing, Godzilla swiftly grabbed the bigfoot and smacked him.

Bigfoot: ME GO ANGRY, URAHHHHH

Bigfoot launched himself into Godzilla. Fist fight ensues.

Lightning: Yo, I just realize this is literally Godzilla vs Kong.

Gromit nodded in agreement.

Bomby: Damn really?

Yoshi: Huff huff!

Joryu: Never seen it, is it any good

Lili: I watched the movie because Asuka begged me to join her once, kinda mid though.

Bomby: You should probably be happy Asuka isn’t here right now. She’d go apeshit.

Sulley: Bro, I can’t lie, the movie’s mid! (I haven’t seen Godzilla Vs Kong fr)

Leon: It’s about a titan reptile monster fighting a titan gorilla.

Joryu: Thanks.

Nogla: Well for one, you’re the most gorilla-ass looking motherfucker I’ve ever seen.

Joryu: Shut the fuck up, Nogla

Lightning: Damn, you look like a gorilla!

Joryu: Hmmm really? Do I seem like one of them? I’ll count that as a compliment I guess.

Nogla: wha- HEY!

Needle: HOLY CRAP WATCH OUT, HE’S THROWING GODZILLA AT US!

John: MOVE!

They all escaped, unfortunately, Nogla and Kometani didn’t and got crushed.

Lili: The annoying big mouth is gone 🎉🎉🎉🎉

Lightning: Bro, he’s our teammate!

Godzilla got up and resumed the fight against Bigfoot again. Meanwhile, John assembled his teammate to plan for their ultimate attack against Bigfoot.

John: Alright, you guys got a plan to kill this monkey?

Bomby: Don’t ignite my fuse.

Gromit shook his head, saying they won’t use him again.

John: We know dumbass, you won the immunity from being lit.

Gromit tried to say something about his other prize.

Bomby: Huh, you mean this?

Bomby pulls out a Call Gorilla card he got from fame 4.

John: Hmmmm, this will do.

Bomby: Heck yeah, sounds useful enough!

Before Bomby gets to use his card, Lightning McQueen was thrown into him which crushed Bomby to death.

Lightning: This guy treated me like a car toy!

…

Lightning: UHhh, I’m upside down, can you flip me?

John: You just killed one of our teammates.

Lightning: Not on purpose dude, that orangutan threw me like a dumb child.

Bigfoot: YOU OFFEND ME, ME CRUSH YOU INTO DOOM!

Lightning: OH FUCK HELP HELPPPPP

Joryu: I gotchu fam

Joryu used his spider gadget to tangle his leg and pull it from Lightning’s path.

Bigfoot: GUH????

Lili: Hey Joryu, when are you going to protect me?

Joryu: Not now, Lili!

Bigfoot stomped Joryu.

Lili: OH NO

Yoshi: WAHH

Sulley: Get outta here, Lili and green dino! This place is not safe for you to stay!

Bigfoot: ME CRUSH YOU NEXT

Godzilla: GRAHHHHH

Godzilla barely clutched and saved Lili and Yoshi from their close death.

Leon: Nice save big guy

Needle: Uhmmmm wait a minute guys. Why are we just standing here and watch

Sulley: To be honest kid, we’re that tiny bit sized to fight him, only Godzilla has equal power against him.

Needle: yeah but, we’re not watching other teams beat the bigfoot. I fw our team but we definitely don’t want to lose another member.

Leon: Hmmm, what plan do you have in mind?

Needle: That’s the problem, buddy!

Sulley: OH I KNOW, but you might hate it.

Lightning McQueen is still upside down with Bomby’s corpse below.

Lightning: Hey can y’all flip me already?

Gromit gives out the middle finger.

Lightning: Not that kind of flip, bro!

John: We got one thing to do first before we flip you back into a normal state.

Lightning: The hell you looking for, bro?

Scene cut back to Godzilla and Bigfoot resuming their fights.

PUNCH

SMACK

PUNCH

OOF

Lightning: GODZILLA USE YOUR BEAM!

Godzilla: HOARRRRRRR—

PZZZZZZZZZZZT

BAAAAAAM

He shoots out a beam from his mouth, only for Bigfoot to grab a comically large shield which reflects the beam back into Godzilla. Vaporizing him completely.

Lili: WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS

Leon: This monkey isn’t fair.

Bigfoot: HA. HA. ME IS HUGE AND UNSTOPPABLE!

Sulley: Sorry for this Needle.

He planted Needle upside down on the ground and Bigfoot stepped onto her, which resulted in her death but at least it will give him enough damage.

Bigfoot: YEOWCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Leon: That was harsh dude. Did you take your inspiration from your avocado buddy prank last episode?

Sulley: That’s what friends are for!

Bigfoot: ME NEED HEAL, ME NEED FOOD

Lili: he only need fruits right

John: Should be.

Bigfoot picked up Yoshi and Leon and ate them instead.

Sulley: Bro, that’s just uncalled for.

???: BR0000000000 WH4T’5 UP, L0S3R55555!!!!

They looked at the robloxian with green clothes, a cap, and wielding a crowbar.

John: Who are you?

Griefer: WHY? TH3 0NLY 4ND 0NLY. GRIEFER! Y0U H4V3 F4LL3N 1NT0 MY TR4P, AHAHAHAHAHAHA, ST4D M4D H4T3RS!

Griefer left the scene.

Lili: HEY GET YOUR BUTT BACK HERE! HOW DARE YOU TRASH TALK US LIKE THAT

Lightning: Guys, remember, we still have a big problem to deal with.

John: Ah shit, bigfoot! C’mon Gromit, start sniffing for the card

Lightning: Brooooo that’s what you’ve been looking for? Just flip my body already.

Gromit said nah with his gesture.

Lightning: LILI!

Lili: How? I’m not even that strong.

Lightning: Sulley?!

Sulley was being chased by bigfoot.

Griefer appears again.

Griefer: C0P3 HARDER L0SERS!!!

Lightning: Buddy shut up, you ain’t helping!

Griefer: B00H00 KEEP CRY1NG!!!!

John: Ight that’s it.

Griefer: WH4TCHU G0NN4 D0 HUH? K1LL M3? I C4N N0T B3 BEATEN!

John threw a literal fucking log into Griefer.

Lili: EEEK, what an horrifying sight!

Griefer: 0UGHHHHHHHHHHH dies

Gromit tapped Wick’s shoulder and showed him the card.

John: Oh thank you, partner.

John summoned a gorilla from Bomby’s Call Gorilla card. Apparently it’s the same gorilla that kidnapped Lee in the elimination.

Gorilla: Ooh ooh ah ah

Lightning: What? That’s it? A card that summons a primitive?

John: Mhm, what do we do with this guy?

Lili: Oh I know! Make it a date with Bigfoot!

John: That sounds horrible.

Lili: Welp I tried

Gromit whisper

John: Nevermind it doesn’t sound too bad. Let’s get the preparations ready.

Lightning: HEYYYYY WHAT ABOUT ME???

They all left Lightning upside down.

Lightning: Bro- OKAY

…

Sulley: AHHHHHH!! Why couldn’t you just go for someone other than me?!

Bigfoot: BIGFOOT. HATE. BEARS. ME SMASH YOU.

Sulley: RAHHHH

Whistling.

Bigfoot stopped his track before he managed to crush Sulley, he silently sneaked away. Bigfoot sees a gorilla dressed like a woman.

Bigfoot: Neuron activation.

PWOOOSH

John, Gromit and Lili are hiding behind a bush.

John: Lili, I hope this plan was worth it.

Lili: Ohhhhh, sure, this will work, trust me fellas.

Gorilla and Bigfoot has finally met, face to face.

Gorilla: Ooh ooh ahh ahh

Bigfoot: Me like you! Me thinks you are pretty!

Gorilla: Ooh oooooh!!!! OHHHH!!

Lili: See? They already got along!

Only to notice John was missing.

Lili: HEY, where did that handsome face go????

Gromit shrugged. Although he knew why John snuck off.

Lightning: Bro, flip me

John: Not now.

Gorilla: ooh ooh ooh.

Bigfoot: Me love you.

Gorilla: OOH AHH!! AHHH!

Bigfoot: We smooch!

They smooched.

Gorilla: Just to let you know I’m a male gorilla.

Bigfoot: WHAT

John Wick already snuck off from behind him and used a pump shotgun into his brain.

John: That settles it.

Investigate his body to search for the teleporter.

Lili: WHY DID YOU INTERRUPT THEIR BIGGEST DATE?!?!? HOW COULD U DO THAT!!

Sulley: Sup guys, haven’t seen you forever– ohhhh the bigfoot’s dead.

Lili: I feel bad for you buddy, you must be so heartbroken to see your future husband die in front of you.

Gorilla: I never liked him! Bye!

The gorilla left. Leaving Gromit to sigh.

Lili: I- ok.

Sulley: Damn he got friendzoned.

John: Found the teleporter.

The man: WE GOT OUR TELEPORTER GO GO GO GO

Everyone left the Block Tales universe and returned to The man’s apartment.

Lili: Good riddance. I can’t last another day in that god forsaken place.

Lightning: About time I’m back in the normal state! L for Bigfoot, kachow!

Sulley: None of us defeated him though.

The man: yeah, sucks for you. Credit to John for actually doing shit and he’s somehow alive… oh and his dog partner.

Lili: WH- WHATTTTT?! Excuse moi?! That was my plan to set up a trap for bigfoot!

The man: yeah I know you did the planning but you didn’t kill him so… John still wins for his team.

Gromit waves.

John: all in a day's work.

Lili: WAAAAAA

The man: Cope harder, princess. Now let me set up the poll—

???: Y0U TH1NK Y0U G0T R1D 0F M3 PUNK?!

They all froze and turned around to see Griefer in the same room as them.

Sulley: Erm who?

Lili: Wtf, we were sure to get rid of you and the bigfoot.

The man: Aw whoops, must’ve been the teleporter. Not only did it bring us back here, this random dude named Griefer joined us as well.

Griefer: I 4M N0T A R4ND0M!!!

The man: anyway you heard me, Blue Blazes and Mellow Yellow lost the challenge.

VOTE ENDED, WOMP WOMP

Everyone has been revived.

Kometani: Errrr who’s that?

Griefer: M0R3 N00BS 1N MY CR1B?!

Bomby: hey wait, who won?

The man: Team Code Red.

Code Red celebrates.

Leon: Back to our no. 1 problem, what do we do with this kid?

Griefer: I N33D EXPL4N4T10N F1RST

The man: I host a game show.

…

Griefer: CAN 1 J0IN????

The man: Ok I guess he will join the game.

Everyone: WHAT

Griefer: LM4000000000000 Y0U’R3 TR45H!!! W F0R M3! L F0R Y0U!

Griefer has joined the game!

Chapter Text

Episode began with everyone watching Griefer… doing his own thing.

Griefer: L0LLLL

CRASH

CRASH

Mike: WOAH

CRASH

Lili: Merde. Can’t even drink my tea peacefully.

Lightning: Wonder how his landlord will react to this destruction caused by a kid who just discovered a lethal weapon?

Godzilla: Mmmr grrr rawr

Kometani: The landlord’s finna crashout. No doubt.

Joryu: Guh, this punk needs some teaching.

Nogla: Heh. Funny.

Leon: Nogla, you’re not helping at all.

Needle: Oi, The man, you seeing this shit?

The man crashes in the room with a piece of toast in his mouth.

The man: BROOOOO MY LIVING ROOM!!! YOU GRIEFED IT!

Griefer: S4Y TH4T 4G41N!

The man: Nah, I’d reset. Again.

Man snapped his fingers and everything is now restored back to normal.

The man: We good–

Mr. Ditkovich: Oiii, you good inside? Heard some rumbling.

The man: It’s ok, dw pal.

Mr. Ditkovich: Okay.

…

The man: It’s time for our second double elimination! Mellow Yellow goes up first due to having one sole member alive after the bigfoot challenge. Which is just Sulley.

Sulley: Hey :(((

Needle: Aw man, I liked being on 15th! That is if I get out.

Kometani: 15th??? Honestly I think you went nuts ever since Sulley used you in the last challenge.

Leon: Ain’t so bad than being in last place honestly. Look at Chishiya.

The man: For our spin the wheel votes. Sulley does not receive one. Big L.

Sulley: Bruhhhh

The man: Kometani got one. No wheel for you either.

Kometani: Pfft.

The man: And… unsurprisingly Needle wins again with 5-2 votes beating Leon.

Needle: YIPEEEEE

Leon: Why are people so attached to a living object?

The man: No fuckin’ idea mate, here’s the reason.

• White_Tiger - what if godzilla vs king kong ended with "who won. who's next. you decide" (Needle)
• LORE guy - yes (Leon)
• Eight. - woooo. (Kometani)
• Bow - I still need you to win the prize at least once (Leon)
• Anonymous - none (Needle)
• Harmonia - yeah no (Needle)
• VoltFalcon - If they get eliminated their team will always lose (Needle)
• Anonymous - Skibidi toilet gyatt rizz (Needle)

Kometani: John Wick solos both Godzilla and Kong.

Sulley: Big F for Bow.

The man: Alright Needle, spin the wheel.

Needle spun the wheel and it landed on ‘Make Leon spin the wheel’

Needle: How is this a prize?

The man: What’s wrong buh, Leon, do your honor.

Leon: Alright.

Leon spun the wheel and landed on nothing.

The man: Damn no prize, sucks for you.

Leon: Fuck.

The man: May we move on to the elimination part. Kometani is safe by 0 votes.

Kometani: Sweet

The man: Needle as well with 1 vote against her.

Needle: Stay winning.

The man: And… of course. The big humble monster and an US agent. In the bottom two.

Leon: Shit…

Sulley: NO!!!

The man: Sulley gets to live anyway, he got 3. Leon goes out with 4 votes.

Leon: grumbles

He entered the detention room.

The man: I haven’t told him to do anything but he did it on his own, what a calm and reasonable man. Reasons.

• White_Tiger - the mellow yellows may bellow, as their fellows go below (Leon)
• LORE guy - smite (Needle)
• Eight. - i am being helpful (Leon)
• Bow - out of the rest from the team, I like you the least (Sulley)
• Anonymous - none (Sulley)
• Harmonia - I simply dislike them (Leon)
• VoltFalcon - none (Sulley)
• Anonymous - Because they lit bomby's fuse five seconds ago (Leon)

The man: Now that we’re done, we’ll move on to Blue Blazes.

Every Blue Blazes member showed up.

The man: Hooo boy, let’s just make this quick. Lightning and Yoshi have 0 votes.

Lightning: Not kachow…

Yoshi: Waw….

The man: Joryu and Nogla have 1, sucks for you.

Nogla: Aw man

Joryu: Hm..

The man: And finally.

Lili: gasp I’m in the top two?!

The man: Godzilla solos the wheel vote with 4 votes. Lili has 2.

Lili: WAAAAA—

Godzilla: L.

The man: Reasons.

• White_Tiger - what if godzilla vs king kong ended with "who won. who's next. you decide" (Godzilla)
• LORE guy - yes (Godzilla)
• Eight. - woooo. (Lili)
• Bow - You're still cool in my eyes (Nogla)
• Anonymous - i am so normal about joryu (Joryu)
• Harmonia - (Godzilla)
• VoltFalcon - If they get eliminated their team will always lose (Lili)
• Anonymous - Skibidi toilet gyatt rizz (Godzilla)

The man: Spin the wheel big guy.

Godzilla spun the wheel and it landed on the Godzilla costume.

Godzilla: Murrr?

Lightning: Dude, how’s that gonna help?

The man: Moving on to the elimination. Godzilla and Lili are such a goat bruh, they got no votes against them.

Lili: STAY WINNING KIDS!!!

Godzilla: yay.

The man: Nogla is safe with 1 vote.

Nogla: Niceeeee… another day to stay in this crappy– 

The man: 👀

Nogla: WONDERFUL apartment!

The man: Lightning is safe with 2 votes.

Lightning: BOOM BABY!

Joryu: Wait.

He looks around to see that he and Yoshi are in the bottom two.

Yoshi: HAW?

The man: Yeah, that’s right, y’all in the bottom two. Today's loser is…

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The man: Bye Joryu, it’s been a good run. You lost to Yoshi with 3-2 votes.

Yoshi: Phew!

Joryu: Nani?!

The man: Reasons.

• White_Tiger - the mellow yellows may bellow, as their fellows go below (Nogla)
• LORE guy - smite (Joryu)
• Eight. - i am being helpful (Yoshi)
• Bow - idk who to really vote on this team so I just chose you (Yoshi)
• Anonymous - kachow (Lightning)
• Harmonia - I simply dislike them (Joryu)
• VoltFalcon - Did not protect Lili and furry (Joryu)
• Anonymous - Because they lit bomby's fuse five seconds ago (Lightning)

Lili: TWO HOTTEST AGENTS IN THE WORLD GOT ELIMINATED IN THE SAME EPISODE?!

The man: To the detention room, Mr. Not Kazuma Kiryu.

Joryu: Wakata.

He sighed and entered the detention room.

The man: Alright now–

Sees Griefer.

The man: I deadass keep forgetting about you.

Griefer: ST4RT REMEMBER1NG F00L!

Asuka: So which team is Griefer joining?

He looked at the teams. Code Red and Blue Blazes has five people remaining. Mellow Yellow only has 3 active members. Griefer is out of the league.

The man: No more! We will disband Mellow Yellow for being so terrible at this game that there will be two teams from now on.

Needle: Proud bottom three survivors!

Kometani: yooooo, finally 50/50 chance to win!

Sulley: I can’t wait to team up with my best friend!

The man: Also, I felt like shuffling the members as well.

Everyone groans.

Asuka: Great, now there will be a good chance I’ll be trapped with the princess in the same team.

The man: Skill issues if you’re stuck with your hater.

DING

NEW TEAMS:

Code Red: Asuka Kazama, Lili de Rochefort, James P. Sullivan, Godzilla, Griefer, Chusaku Kometani, John Wick

Blue Blazes: Daithi de Nogla, Mike Wazowski, Needle, Bomby, Gromit, Yoshi, Lightning McQueen

Asuka: FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Lili: Yay, we’re finally together!

John: No… Gromit… how could they do this to you…

Gromit mourns over the loss of his partner.

Yoshi: Yosh!!!

Lightning: GODZILLA NOOOOOOO

Godzilla: Mrew… :C

Needle: Yay Bomby, we’re together again!

Bomby: Yay!

Mike: Aw Sulley, we got split up again!

Sulley: It’s so over.

Griefer: BR0 WH4T 1S THI5 TR45H TE4M 💀

Kometani: You’re a walking one.

Nogla: Yk what, you’re all welcome to my new team.

The man: We’re travelling somewhere guys. Don’t worry it’s not gonna be in another dimension.

Everyone entered the portal.

Everyone exited the portal and is now standing on the front building of the mall.

Lili: GASP. Is it time?!

Asuka: NO!

The man: You guys will be doing this!

Throws a handful of paper with a Fat Yoshi picture to them.

Yoshi: WAAAA

Nogla: Inflation stinks!

The man: This was not used to bully Yoshi bro. Also I don’t even fw inflation, that’s the grossest shit ever.

John: The hell do we do here then?

The man: It’s easy! Today's challenge is to harass people by showing them the fat yoshi picture, if they feel disturbed you get a score. First team to successfully disturb the most people will win the immunity while the other team loses and have their fates decided by the readers.

Mike: Wah– huh? That’s it?

The man: Yeah????

Sulley: Wait, wait, wait, do something about Godzilla! His huge size could scare everyone off.

Godzilla is now average human sized.

The man: That’s better, you should stay like that forever. NOW GET INSIDE AND START DISTURBING THE PEACE! YOU HAVE ONE HOUR TO FINISH YOUR TASK!

They all left and entered the mall.

— 3 minutes —

Griefer: BR0 H0W IS 1T 3 M1NS ALREADY

Sulley: We should start distributing the picture of fat yoshi.

John walked up to three people and showed them the picture. They didn’t react at all.

John: Damn.

Sulley: It’s everyone’s favorite Nintendo dinosaur. Yoshi. They’re pretty fine with that edit.

Lili: We need to apply some makeup to that picture. I know a place to go! Follow me fellas. You too Asuka, don’t go slacking off.

Asuka: Ugh, fuck this.

Kometani: I’ve never seen a single soul who applied some makeup to a picture.

Godzilla: Grr, groar groar

Griefer: Y3AH, SHUT UP K1D.

— 8 minutes —

Gromit and Mike have been throwing the picture of Fat Yoshi’s to everyone. Of course none of them seem fazed.

Lightning: THIS ISN’T WORKING!!!

Nogla: Hey look, imagine this picture as the grossest thing imaginable.

Kid: Wow, I love Yoshi!

Yoshi: Waw!

Kid: OH MY GOSH HE’S REAL!

Every kid immediately surrounded him.

Nogla: bro.

Bomby: awe that’s cute.

Needle: mhm

Nogla: Guys, come on, we can’t be distracted.

Bomby: Why not just instruct the children to act disgusted when you show them the picture.

Lightning: it’s not gonna work, dude.

Nogla: You hear the terrorist bomb. Feel the disgust over your body.

Kid: …

Kid: What?

Mike: Oughhhhh, let’s just find a better place.

Gromit followed the one-eyed green creature.

— 14 minutes —

John: If you guys got a plan now it’s the good time to share.

Griefer: I D0N’T

Kometani: Griefer rushes into the toy store and wrecks the place.

Sulley: This kid…

Lili: dude, I just said we need to apply some makeup.

Asuka: It’s NOT gonna work.

Lili: Okay, Asuka. If my makeup trick works. You will owe us everything in this store.

Asuka: DEAL!

Godzilla: Grawr?

Realizing she’s broke.

Asuka: WAIT NO–

Lili: IT’S SETTLED! Let’s head to the makeup store!

John: Stupid.

— 20 minutes —

Mike: Alright, alright, good looking air-breathing creatures. I gotta show you this picture, feel the despair!

The public doesn’t react. Gromit sighed in annoyance.

Mike: Fine, let’s take it to the next level!

He burns the paper instead, expecting some shock from the public.

…

Guy: Awkward ass magic show.

Leaves. Gromit facepalms.

— 25 minutes —

Literally the lobby is flooded with children surrounding Yoshi.

Lightning: Guys, I can’t move, I don’t want to run over children– OW, OW, OWWWW STOP POKING MY WINDSHIELDS!

Kid: Hehe, boop.

Lightning screams in agony, then the scene pans to Yoshi giving an autograph to his beloved fans.

Bomby: YOSHI!!! Lead them away from us!

Needle: I can not breathe anymore, save us from this doom!

Nogla: I’m being trampled to death.

Bomby: You’re still alive and talking.

Nogla: Yeah? Same goes for Needy.

Needy: DO NOT CALL ME NEEDY–

Comically grows her hand larger to slap Nogla and the children who’s in her way. They all got sent into the ice cream stand.

Yoshi: AWOWOWOWOWOWO!

Needle: Oopsie.

Lightning: BIG OOPSIE bro, you just killed those innocent children!

Bomby: Nogla’s innocent or nah.

Lightning: naw, he didn’t count for fat shaming 😭. We gotta check if they’re alright.

— 30 minutes —

Asuka: Lili, this is taking forever.

Kometani: Gurl, we just got here 1 minute ago.

Looks around.

John: Where the hell did Griefer go?

Sulley: Still terrorizing the kid’s store.

Griefer: OOOH, OOOH, U W4NT TH1S T0Y? TOO BAD!

Throw them into the incinerator.

Kid: WAAAAAAAAAAA, YOU’RE SO MEAN!

Griefer: H4H4H4H4H4H4, SUFFER MY WRATH LOSER!

John: His ass better get back here.

Kometani: Nah man, forget him, if we lose today’s challenge, the viewers will just vote him out and none of us has a loss.

Godzilla: Hmmph hmmp!

Kometani: See? Even the big guy agrees.

Asuka: I dunno man, they probably gun for more irrelevant characters. No offense Sulley.

Sulley: None taken.

Lili: hiiii we’re done!

The princess showed the new Fat Yoshi picture decorated with makeup.

Sulley: Woah, that’s terrifying.

Asuka: How’s that gonna work?

Lili: Heya kids, you wanna see this?

Two children looked at the picture before they screamed and ran away.

John: Guess work, Lili.

Lili: Thank you Mr. Wick, now that Joryu, my former bodyguard, has been eliminated. Are you interested in replacing him?

John: I’m a hitman not a bodyguard.

Griefer: SUP L0SER5, JUST G0T BACK.

They glanced at the newly destroyed toy store.

— 40 minutes —

Bomby: okay, I have investigated the aftermath of the huge slap. None of the kids has been dead so far besides a good bunch of them having a fractured spine.

Needle: Oh thank Yoyle!

Nogla: Guys remember, we still got a challenge to do.

Needle: we already forgot about it when the kids are unaffected.

Bomby: Yoshi is still outside hanging out with his fans… where did Mike and Gromit go?

— 45 minutes —

Gromit and Mike are surrounded by people. They showed the fat yoshi picture and of course, nobody felt disturbed.

Kid: That’s a cute Yoshi image, did you draw this?

Mike: no

Kid: what about the dog?

Gromit shook his head.

Kid: Green living pea, let’s play at the playground together!

Mike: Green living pea?!? I do not approve of this slander!

— 48 minutes —

The Code Red grouped back at the lobby.

Kometani: How did the progress go? I went to the wing and they’re empty for some reason.

Griefer: I H4VE GR1EFED THE ICE CRE4M MACH1N3.

Shows off the ice cream machine he stole.

Godzilla: sigh

John: What did I tell you about not stealing? It appears I have no one to react.

Asuka: Oi same as well.

Lili: Gosh ur useless!

Griefer: BR0, YOU SPENT YOUR SWEET T1ME IN A JEWELRY ST0RE.

Sulley: hey I caught one!

The scene pans to a child crying after seeing the new Fat Yoshi picture.

John: Good work, Sulley–

Lili: IT’S NOT ENOUGH! We need to scare more people off. Blue Blazes must be in the lead right now and we gotta make it fast!

Kometani: sigh. Wakata.

— 55 minutes —

Mike and Gromit are now in the playground.

Mike: You know what, Gromit?  This ain't so bad after all.

Gromit was busy drawing for kids to impress them.

Mike: Oh yes, you’re busy.

Gromit finished his art. A round of applause from children was heard.

Mike: Wow, good art bro. You’re one heck of an artist.

Nogla: Brooo, this is where your asses run off to??

They looked at Nogla, Bomby, Lightning and Needle who had just arrived at the playground. Yoshi is still surrounded by his fans and couldn’t move.

Mike: Well sorry duh, those people won’t feel disturbed by showing the fat yoshi picture!

Random Guy: Man, I hate seeing an art of my favorite Nintendo character Yoshi being fat or something.

This suddenly got everyone’s attention.

Nogla: QUICK QUICK, SHOW HIM THE PICTURE!

Mike: On it–

Mike fell off the playground two flight stairs and broke his leg again.

Mike: GROMIT, HELP!

Gromit helped and the kids helped him.

Bomby: Uh oh, he’s moving away!

Lightning: Hope on Bomby and Needle, we’re gonna do Coconut Mall.

Nogla: Hey, what about me?!

Lightning: You just uhm, stay there, you’re big as hell. Go help Mike and Gromit.

Nogla: Dude–

Needle: I got the picture. Drive!

BROOOOOOOOOOM

Lightning: DUde, don’t sit in front of my view! You’re obscuring everything.

Bomby: I don’t wanna get inside you.

Lightning: Just stay on the side then!

After a few minutes of running over visitors, they stopped at the guy.

Random Guy: Can I help you?

Needle: You love Yoshi, yes?

Random Guy: YEAH!

Needle showed him the fat yoshi picture.

Random Guy: BLEGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH dies

Needle: WE GOT ONE!!!

— 60 minutes —

DING DING DING

The man: Everyone please gather at the lobby again!

They did that.

The man: Why is Griefer chained up?

Asuka: Stupid punk won’t ever stop demolishing every store he sees.

Griefer: BR0 THE SECUR1TY W0ULD’V3 ST0PP3D ME EARL13R! ALS0 Y0U’R3 0N3 HUG3 0F A P4RTY P00P3R!

Sulley: There’s literally no security walking around here.

Nogla: This challenge was hard bro. And why did you have to abandon me?

Bomby: Erm

Kometani: Who wins?

The man: I’ve seen a lot of Fat Yoshi pictures scattered around the floor. But in the end.

Mike: It doesn’t even matter.

Sulley: I had to fall to lose it all.

The man: But in the end. Code Red wins for successfully disturbing three people beside Blue Blazes who only got one.

Code Red erupted in victory.

Mike: Bro. One??? How are we lacking?

Nogla: Nobody gaf, that’s why! The fact I’m the only human in this team.

Lightning: You just found out now? That’s wild bro.

The man: Alright, now y’all come with me!

They entered the portal.

VOTING ENDED, BYE BYE

Apparently Code Red is still in the mall.

John: Is he forgetting something?

Sulley: Guys, The man forgot to bring us back to the apartment, what should we do?

Kometani: Guess, we’ll wait for him.

Lili: NO WAY! We’re still standing in the mall. Let’s go shopping together instead to spend our time before he returns to kidnap us!

John: Whatever keeps me away from that guy, I’m in for sure.

Griefer: G00D DECIS10N, G4NG! LET’S TR45H THE M4LL!

Asuka: I’m not lettin you do allat.

Griefer is still chained.

Griefer: 0K4Y, M0000000000M.

Godzilla: ROAR!

And so Code Red decide to explore the mall while Blue Blzes faces an elimination.

Chapter Text

Lili: We have gathered at the center. Where shall we go first?

Kometani: How about that little restaurant over there? Heard they got some good stuff.

She sees a ramen stall the student pointed at.

Lili: Ramen stall? BORING! There’s a luxury European cuisine on the upper floor, I tell you it’s better than those pathetic noodles!

Asuka: LILI! Stop gaslighting people, I know I saw you enjoy the ramen when I showed you around Osaka!

Lili: False information + blocked.

John: Are we going there or not?

Kometani: I don’t see Godzilla and Sullivan, where did they run off to?

Griefer: THEY’R3 BUY1NG DR1NKS OVER THERE.

Two monsters returned with a handful of drinks in their hands.

Godzilla: Grrr, roar, rawr, rarrr.

Sulley: Sup guys, we went to grab some drinks and it’s free after all. (the cashier ran away actually when they see the monsters)

Griefer: TH1S BETTER BE G00D!

drinks

Griefer: H0LY SH1T! IT’S GOOD!

After a few moments of discussion. They’ve come up with a conclusion that they will agree to gather at the restaurant in a few hours, so the group separated. Asuka and Lili go to the clothing store, Sulley, Kometani and Godzilla will kill their time in arcade games, while John just babysits Griefer who’s still chained on the corner of the mall.

Griefer: B00000000

John: Be quiet.

Griefer: WHY D1DN’T Y0U J01N TH3M?!!!??

John: Mall shopping isn’t my style really.

=== CLOTHING STORE ===

Lili: gasp Look at all these amazing outfits that await us to purchase!

Asuka tries to sneak away.

Lili: Gosh! Why so spoilsport?? Live it up, will you?! Come, join me!

Asuka: Waaaaa—

She was dragged into the store. A few seconds later, Lili wasted no time diving into the racks, pulling out fancy dress after dress.

Lili: Ooooh, what do you think about these? Doesn’t it look very fabulous?

Asuka: If you’re planning to blind someone with that glint of your new dress, sure.

Lili: Real opinion of yours, please?

Asuka: I don’t know, princess, all of the dresses you owned are very identical to the one you’re holding!

Lili: Hmph! How about this then?

Pulls out the literal identical dress to the other two she was holding from earlier.

Asuka: Ahhh, let’s just get this over with. Yes, it looks good.

Lili: Uh huh, you need an excuse to leave the store, huh? Too bad, we’re staying here for a little longer.

Asuka: grr

Later.

The princess opened the door of the dressing room, revealing her wearing the new dress.

Lili: Ta-da! How do I look? Pretty or beautiful? There’s no ugly for this option.

Asuka: Uhhhh…

Lili: Oh? Your cheeks are red!

Asuka: Nooo, no, no, no, clearly full of mistakes right here, young lady! I’m pretty sure the room’s hot here.

Lili: There’s literally an air conditioner installed everywhere. Even the floor tile has it.

She looked down and somehow she was right.

Asuka: Oh. Ahem, I’ll just say the dress looks… great on you.

Lili: Very stunned by beauty innit? Can’t blame you.

Asuka: Yeah, that’s great and all! Now change back and purchase it so we can get the hell out of here.

Lili: OH COME ON, ASUKA! Why did you forget about the deal already?

Beat.

Asuka: Huh? What deal?

**FLASHBACK**

Lili: Okay, Asuka. If my makeup trick works. You will owe us everything in this store.

Asuka: DEAL!

**PRESENT**

She realizes it and is now sweating bullets.

Asuka: Erm… I don’t remember.

Lili: Aw man. Call yourself Emma Stone! You’re such a wonderful actress and a bad liar. You are going to pay for our shopping spree today, no backing out the bet!

Asuka: Lili, please spare my wallet already. You already got everything you wanted just to annoy me.

And then Lili grabbed Asuka’s arm, giving a cheshire smile.

Asuka: please no, I wanna go somewhere else

Lili: Nope, you’re coming with me, mon cherie~

Asuka: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO–

=== ARCADE ===

Kometani, Sulley and Godzilla are inside.

Sulley: WOAH, look at those games. Never seen anything like it.

Kometani: Welcome to the new world I guess. If your dimension does not have them.

Godzilla: Rawr, grr grrr?

Guy: Woah, cool Godzilla cosplay right there, buddy!

The guy high-fived Godzilla then leaves the arcade.

Godzilla: Buh???

Kometani: C’mon big guy, let’s not waste time. Let’s play that basketball hoop game.

All three inserted their coins onto the basketball game.

Sulley: You’re on, kid!

Kometani: Pfft, as you wish!

Godzilla: GRRRR!!!

The match began, Sulley does a decent job at tossing the ball in the ring, Kometani also does a great job at the game although not enough to overwhelm the blue monster. Godzilla, however, struggles really hard due to his claw.

Godzilla: Brahhhhhhh

DING

Sulley: WOOO, 28 scores! Suck it up, kiddo.

Kometani: 14… Damn. I guess you win.

Sulley: How do you do, Godzilla?

Godzilla score shows 2.

Kometani: Ow.

Godzilla: Grrrrrr, grahhhh grahhh.

Sulley: Oh, that explains why you’re having a hard time. How about we play a simple game instead?

Kometani: Like what?

Sulley: How about that crane game?

He pointed at the crane operator game packed with toys.

Godzilla: Hmm??

Kometani: Hell no buddy, that shit is a scam as always.

Sulley: Maybe three games wouldn’t hurt!

Kometani: You go first then.

Sulley: Sure, I’ll show ya how it’s done!

Sulley inserted a coin and aimed for an one-eyed creature plush that is really identical to Mike Wazowski.

Sulley: tap

The crane descended and grabbed the plush, eventually it slipped out.

Sulley: F*******

Kometani: Uh huh, told ya

Sulley: You do it.

Kometani sighed and did his attempt, of course he didn’t get one as well.

Kometani: How about you, Godzilla?

Godzilla: Me?

Kometani: Yeah. One game ain’t hurt at all. Not like we could win any.

Godzilla tries. He aimed for the king kong plushie which was grabbed, the plush slowly moved towards the hole until it landed on the rim of the glass and fell off the opposite direction.

Godzilla: …

The average sized titan punched the glass, breaking it instead to grab the plush.

Kometani: WOAH, WHAT THE HECK?!

Sulley: Holy crap, you packed a punch!

They all looked around to see if there’s any witness nearby which is none.

Sulley: We take the plush and get outta here.

The other two nodded and did their thing then left the arcade undetected.

— Few hours later —

Everyone met up at the restaurant Lili mentioned. Except Asuka and Lili are missing, Griefer is still chained under the watch of John Wick.

Griefer: C4N’T H4VE SH1T IN TH1S M4LL.

Kometani: The princess really told us to gather here only for them to never show up. How awesome is that?

Godzilla: MMrrrw, meww?

Sulley: Maybe they’re a bit late.

John: Nah, here they come.

They all see two girls carrying a handful of shopping bags together. Although Asuka has a lot of bags and Lili only held a few of them.

John: Need help?

Asuka: I would love that.

Lili: Now who’s ready to try out your first experience of European cuisine?!

John: I already ate plenty of them.

Griefer: F00D??? F1NALLY!!!

Sulley: Mhm, lead the way princess.

They entered the restaurant and noticed a few customers were staring at the group. Mainly Sullivan, Godzilla and Griefer who’s chained.

Sulley: is something wrong about us, humans?

The customers shrugged it off (just so they won’t die). Lili found a table for seven of them although Godzilla and their bags took like half of the spot.

Asuka: OW, I can’t feel my arms.

Godzilla: mb

Lili: Let’s get ordering! Oooh, waiter!

Timeskip to them finishing their order cause I know nothing about European dishes.

A half an hour later. Their meal arrived and they managed to somehow finish everything and satisfied their hunger.

Sulley: Wow, this is better than what we have in our world.

Kometani: First time I’ve tried this and I cannot say I’m disappointed.

Asuka: Uh huh.

Godzilla: Mrarrr, wahhh.

Griefer: TH4NK Y0U F0R BR1NG1NG US H3R3, Y0UNG L4DY.

Lili: Oh thank you guys!

John: So… who’s paying?

The entire team froze except for Lili who’s gleefully glancing at Asuka.

Lili: I know who’s going to pay today!

Asuka: Oh HELL no

Lili: Me!

…

Asuka: What-

Lili: Oh no, dear, you think I’m gonna force you to pay again? Nah, thank me for sparing your wallet. I feel bad for torturing you like this. How’s your wallet, my dear?

The Japanese girl looked inside of her wallet which was almost empty.

Kometani: damn girl, u paying the princess for every dress?

Asuka: let’s just pay and be done with it.

Griefer: GRE4T, I CAN N0W GO B4CK TO–

John: Ahem

John picked up the chains.

Griefer: I D1DN’T S4Y I W1LL GR13F

Later.

They’re now outside the mall and the sun has set.

Sulley: beautiful sunset.

Godzilla: mhm

Kometani: so what do you guys think about our mall trip?

John: decent, I guess

Griefer: BR0, Y0U SP3NT Y0UR ENT1RE T1ME B4BYS1TT1NG M3!

John: still.

Asuka: Now we’ll just wait til The man realizes we’re missing.

Sulley: Imagine if he didn’t come, though.

Kometani: Really dude? What about your best friend Mike? You just gonna abandon him like that?

Sulley: Hey, we’re the one being abandoned here. Where do we even stay if we’ll be trapped in here for a while?

Godzilla: Mrrr

John: Hotel.

Lili: But it’s not gonna last long with our few bit of money cause… uhm, yeah.

Asuka: I just said that we should wait for him

Sees a plushie.

Asuka: Where did you get that?

Kometani: Oh, we… totally won it from the arcade.

Godzilla: Mhm!

Lili: What next? U gonna call that little doll cuter than everything I wore?

Sulley: hey, it’s kinda fluffy.

Asuka: Really?

Kometani: Really? You never touched one before?

Griefer: N4HHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, N0 WAY LM40

John: Kindly shut up, you just told me about the time you cuddled with an oversized teddy bear earlier ago.

Griefer: DUDE

Asuka gave the plush a squish.

Asuka: Yeah, I guess it’s kind of nice–

The man: OH THERE U ARE, COME BACK HERE

Everyone got brought back into The man’s apartment, unfortunately their bags and the plushies were abandoned.

Chapter Text

Episode began with the losing team standing in the living room. Then it’s just an awkward silence.

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Gromit: muted fake cough

Nogla: Feel like something’s up right in this very place. What is it?

Needle: GEE I sure wonder.

The man: ok bros, elimination time, go.

Everyone went to the elimination zone.

The man: This wheel voting is crazy today because everyone has a single vote cast towards them and not to mention the fact, we managed to lift the 7 vote curses for two episodes in a row as well!

Slow clapping sound.

The man: No hype? Lame.

Lightning: Read the votes already, old man.

The man: FINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, Needle solos the voting with 3 votes while the rest of you has 1. She already won fourth times in a row bro.

Yoshi: WAAAAAAAAAAA

Nogla: Are you fuckin’ serious

Mike: Man I knew none of us were gonna win the moment Needle and Bomby showed up in our team.

Bomby: hey!

Mike: It’s true yk

The man: reasons.

• Proplayen - Will you marry me? (Bomby)
• LORE guy - kachow (Lightning)
• Eight. - micheal. (Mike)
• Kevin - Focus of the episode, nuff said (Yoshi)
• White_Tiger - wow, needle! every time you've been up for elimination, you've won the prize* (i haven't checked). what's your secret? (Needle)
• VoltFalcon - He's the best and he has movie coming soon or now (Gromit)
• silve - cause needle is a fucking queen. (Needle)
• Bow - I need someone new to win the prize + you’re cool (Nogla)
• Zackolmi - Friesmart (Needle)

Needle: SKILL ISSUE!

The man: Whatever, spin.

Needle spun the wheel and landed on frozen meat. A frozen meat was tossed onto her.

Needle: how is this exactly helpful

The man: You get a free meal?

Needle: where do I cook?

The man: The kitchen’s dumbass.

The kitchen that was griefed by Griefer last episode:

The man: Ok, moving onto the elimination part. Gromit and Bomby are the only ones to not receive any vote.

Gromit and Bomby sighed in relief.

The man: Needle, Lightning and Yoshi have one vote each, they’re safe as well.

Nogla: Woah, woah there buddy, what???

Mike: WHAT

The man: That’s right, crickets. You two are at rock bottom! One of you will be entering the detention room with a fat 4-2 vote, that person is…

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Say goodbye to Nogla! He’s out of the game.

Nogla: Brooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Mike: LET’S GO

The man: Reasons.

• Proplayen - Rip Bozo 🔥 Get eliminated stupid! 😂 (Nogla)
• LORE guy - Random choice (Needle)
• Eight. - his wii crashed. (Nogla)
• Kevin - Eliminate the last human, it’d be funny (Nogla)
• White_Tiger - THE AGE OF MAN IS OVER. (Nogla)
• VoltFalcon - See, I would vote bomby but I'll waste my vote for being a hater so Mike dies today (Mike)
• silve - i just… think he’s- annoying ig?? (Lightning)
• Bow - I just like you the least (Mike)
• Zackolmi - I’m traumatized by fat yoshi (Yoshi)

Nogla: Dude, why did they vote me out??? I was gonna contribute for our team this time in prop hunt challenge–

Nogla was shoved into the detention room.

Lightning: Hey, um, do you think you’re missing someone?

The man: oh ye, I just realized it now.

The man opened the portal and entered it. A few seconds later, the entire Code Red was brought back into his apartment.

Lili: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OUR SHOPPING BAG

Kometani: AND OUR PLUSHIES!

Godzilla: RAWHHHHHHH!!

Sulley: Open it back, you mutt! We need to get our belongings.

The man: nah

Griefer: FUCK Y0U!!!

The man: Challenge time, womp womp, like it or not, you gotta hear me out.

Bomby: What’s our challenge today?!?!?!?!??!?!?!/

The man: PROP HUNT!

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Lightning: What’s that?

The man: The game where there are two teams. Prop and Hunter. For the prop team, you can change into any object you’ve interacted with. And for the hunter team, you hunt for those living props and make sure they’re dead. However, there’s a penalty for it if you damage the wrong prop, you will lose a tiny bit of your health, make sure to be careful and never run them out.

Everyone: uh huh

The man: Due to Code Red having the most members active. They will be props. And Blue Blazes, will be the hunters. The goal for the prop team is to survive until the time runs out. For the hunter’s goal; they must kill every Code Red player before the time runs out. Does that make sense to y’all?

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The man: If not, just go to GMOD Prop Hunt and read the rules. Aight, let’s get starting. Props get one minute head start and the duration for this game will be 5 minutes.

Everyone: mhm

The man: OK! We’re starting right now! Let the hunt begin– oh wait never mind, those props have a head start first.

POOF

Code Red has spawned in the regular home map. A-posing.

Godzilla: Errrr?

Sulley: Guys, I can’t feel my limbs.

Kometani: Woah dude, you spoke without moving your mouth.

Lili: Why the hell are we moving like a statue??

John: Griefer stop spamming w+s behind Asuka

Griefer: BR0 I D1D N0T (in retrospective, he actually didn’t. He was just moving like a statue as well after hearing the princess statement, unfortunately he was in a wrong place)

Asuka: I woulda smack you in the face right now but I can’t move my arm!

The man: Guys remember this, you only have a minute to hide as a head start. Get going, fools!

Sulley: Crap, uhhhh

Sulley transforms into a coat rack he found at the entrance then blends by the opposite side of the wall.

Kometani: How’s that gonna fool the hunters–

Lili: OK MOVE

Everyone separated from each other.

A minute has passed, every Code Red has turned into props and went into hiding. Every hunter spawned in the same room where props spawned. They were all equipped with various kinds of weapons and Lightning has a gun attached to his body.

Lightning: Oh cool.

Bomby: I got a crowbar, SMG, and shotgun.

Mike: Same

Yoshi: Wahoo!

Needle: Let’s hunt for these props, gang!

Gromit salutes and separates himself from his group.

Round Start!

Timer: 5:00

– Kitchen –

Lili is disguised as a plate and is blending on a dinner table.

Lili: Aw man, do I have to wait for the timer to run out?

Godzilla: Rere? U dere?

Lili: Mhm, yes, I'm at the dining table, where are you?

A toaster (Godzilla) jumped on the counter right next to the dining table.

Lili: I see you there.

Godzilla: SHHHHH

Mike and Gromit entered the dining table.

Mike: Alright dog, we must remember to keep our health in check. No screwing around the scene unless necessary.

Gromit picks up a plate nearby Lili and smashes it into the ground. He lost 5 hp though.

Godzilla: sneezes

Mike: Uhm, who was that

He sees Gromit rubbing his nose.

Mike: oh, false alarm.

Godzilla sighed in relief. Although few of Gromit spits covered Lili as a plate.

Lili: ew, gross.

Mike: Okay who was that talking just now? Hmmmmmmmmmm

Godzilla: gulp

Gromit proceeds to investigate the dining table, hitting a plate one by one. After every plate was tossed onto the floor, only Lili remained.

Lili: please don’t catch me, please don’t catch me, please don’t catch me–

Mike: HEY HEY, THAT TOASTER MOVED! GET THAT TOASTER

Godzilla is attempting an escape while Mike somehow misses every shot. Gromit abandoned his dining table search and followed him.

Lili: I think I should move my spot.

– Bedroom –

Timer: 4:25

John: This will do.

John morphed into a disk and hid under the rug. Griefer later entered the bedroom as a pumpkin.

Griefer: ANY0N3 HERE?!?!?

John: Keep it down with your shouting!

Griefer: C4N’T, I’M STUCK IN C4PS, ALSO I S33 U UND3R TH3 RUG

John: Don’t talk then.

Griefer: …

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Griefer: AH R1GHT I N33D TO CH4NGE–

Needle: I hear shouting from that room

Yoshi: Waw, waw

Bomby: I recognize Griefer sound, let’s check it out

John: dude

Griefer: …

Griefer suddenly panics and tries to find a better object to morph than being a pumpkin, he morphed into a leftover spaghetti plate at the cost of the bedroom turning into a mess.

BAM

The hunters entered the room.

Bomby: WOW look at all those messes, they’re clearly inside here. Close the door

Yoshi closed and guards the door, Needle investigated the bed and Bomby went inside the bathroom where Griefer is inside hiding behind the sink.