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Oscar, Alex and George have been added to the chat.
Lando
i’m filing a harasment complaint byw
thought you should kno
Alex
???
George
???
Oscar
???
Lando
this is painful
their painful
George
If you could give us some context, that’d be nice.
Lando
gay one and gay two
their literally shameless
Alex
who??
Lando
max and charles
who else
Oscar
Since when are they together??
And how are you even seeing them? We’re on break
Lando
THEIR NOT TOGETHER
charles lives cross from me
i dont recommend
Alex
provide more context??
Lando
yea yea whatever
ok so
like
im sitting out here right.
on the balcony n all
enjoying the sun
George
Would it hurt you to write it all in one sentence?
Lando
stfu and listen
so liek. im sitting here right, and im minding my own business
as per usual ofc
and i look over to charles’ balcnoy cuz, yk, my friends business is my business
and and
and
there js sitting there
George
So, where does the harassment part come into play?
Lando
their sitting there and being annoying
their harassing my eyes
Alex
lando when he realises people actually talk irl; 🤯🤯
Oscar
Lmao
Lando
THATS NOT THE POINT
the point is that their being painful
like its so obvious their into each other???
Oscar
Isn’t that a paddock-wide known fact anyway?
Lando
clearly not if there still acting like this
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look at them
George
Will you ever learn the difference between they’re, their and there?
Lando
NOT THE POINT OF THE CONVERSATION
im gonna throw up
Alex
ok! send pics
Lando
ur disgusting
george, ur dating a freak
George
I know.
Alex
</3
u all just don’t understand my humour
which is ur loss
Oscar
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Hold up. Is Charles blushing?
Lando
YEAH
Oscar
Yeah nevermind.
I’d file a complaint too, tbh.
Lando
at least someone understands me
thank you oz <33
Alex
ew
sickeningly in love, the two of you
Lando
???
Oscar
???
George, Alex - 12:39 pm
Alex
im going to kill them both
they’re just as bad as charles and max
George
Yeah… I know.
Alex
pizza for lunch?
George
That isn’t a part of our meal plan, though.
…
A large quattro formaggi for me, please.
Alex
ofc <3
monaco merchants - 2:18 pm
Daniel
Does anyone have any spare dirt to lend
Max
that’s so random, what
why do you need dirt?
Lewis
He picked up gardening recently.
He’s given Nico and I plenty of experimental plants when he was starting off.
Charles
location.pin
there. you can get as much dirt as you want from there. for free!
Daniel
…that’s in the middle of nowhere
in utah.
Charles
again, you can get as much dirt as you want from there
Daniel
You’re horrible
Valtteri
location.pin
That is a good shop for gardening. I think it is close to where you live. Would lend you my dirt but I ran out. 👍
Daniel
Thank you🙏 I’ll plant you some lillies of the valley as a thank you
Lando
can u plant me chris anthem mums pls.
carlos saya my apartment is boring
Daniel
I would most definitely plant you those
But what the fuck are they?
Oscar
He meant chrysanthemums.
Daniel
Oh
Clearly
Lando
not my fault it has such a weire name
Oscar
It’s okay, Lando. It is quite a big word
Lando
this feels like bullying
Charles
he is bullying you
Lando
:(
Oscar
Now I feel bad
Lando
u should
Charles
you shouldn’t
he throws golf balls onto my balcony when i don’t respond to him. he’s the bully here
Oscar
Don’t you live like a solid two hundred meters apart?
How can he just throw them
Lando
charles
i will aim it towqrds the window next yime
shut up
Charles
he shoots them at my balcony like he is playing golf
i can see him whenever he prepares to shoot
Oscar
I’m never again going to complain about having George and Alex as my neighbours
Charles
get me out of here
he’s preparing to shoot again
George
You cannot complain.
He once fully wrapped Alex and I’s kitchen in aluminium foil.
Alex
well
it was kinda funny tbh
Daniel
When we were teammates, he would do some weird spiritual cleansing whenever he was in my apartment, claiming that there’s ghosts everywhere
George
That doesn’t seem that bad.
Daniel
That included waterboarding the entire floor with scented water.
I had to switch out parquet for tiles cuz they got inflated after he did too much
George
My condolences.
Charles
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@Lando you’re paying for this
Max
breaking a flower pot from such distance is quite impressive though…
Charles
WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON
Max
i cant even laugh without being yelled at
George
Welcome to the club.
Daniel, Lewis - 5:25 pm
Daniel
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If you and Nico need more houseplants, hit me up
Lewis
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I think we’re okay for now, but thank you!