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My stomach rumbles, thinking about a delicious burger with seasoning from another galactic world sprinkled on it. well obviously I couldn't travel to a whole other universe to eat a burger, but I have an idea of who could ---
Bing! Bing!
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Messaging - Amir
Y/N
Amir! I ordered a burger just now...
Amir
You order from in different galaxy!
Y/N
That's true! But Amir, I will give you a 5 dollar tip
If you come over here in the next 10 SECONDS!
Amir
5 DOLLAR TIP? ON MY WAY ZIR! (Vine boom effect)
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I cackle a bit, knowing that Amir couldn't travel that far, that fast. I know he is built different, but a whole different terraverse... no sho-
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Amir
Zir! I almost there but I encounter intergalactic pulsar!
No worries, I gave him bite of your burger
*One attachment sent*
Y/N
AMIR?! HOW ARE YOU ALREADY IN MY
NEIGBORING SOLAR SYSTEM? well, no worries, only
3 seconds left for you...
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I turn off my phone, and instantly, a knock at my door ensues. I tilt my head. Who is at the door? I internally facepalm at my stupidity. It was obviously the mailman! Amir couldn't come that quickly. No way.
"I here with your food! Now where is $5 dollar tip..." I suck through my teeth, knowing fully well that I had no way to pay, I really didn't expect him to be so Built different...
"Amir- I didn't expect you to come this fast... I don't have the money-" Suddenly, Amir pulls out his phone and shifts it in my view, an image of my grandpa showing up
"This your grandpa? 360 pumped." My breath hitches, he killed my grandpa? What the actual hell?! My grandpa was like 120... he needed to die anyway but what? THIS is how he dies?
"Look Amir, you killed my grandpa? I'm kind of not mad though... he was kind of built different... A little too built different, how did you kill him?"
"Not telling unless you give me my $5 tip..." Amir was always so difficult, but I didn't have $5 on me, My world actually uses a whole different currency, and with inflation, I would need to give him 780 million snoop-dog coins to equal $5.
"Is... there another way I could pay...?"
"Well Zir... there is ONE way..."
Amir pushed himself through the door, surprising me as I glared at him, almost impressed and excited, he whipped out his 13.8 inch controller and... lets just say we played Smash bros together... no, I'm not lying, he just bought an insanely large controller and played Mario brothers with me, Hell yeah! but I feel a strange, almost... Built different presence that WASN'T Amir... GRANDPA?! ...
"Throw me to the wolves... And I come pack leading the pack..." My grandpa had 45 werewolves behind him, I thought Amir clapped him out of Fortnite battlegrounds? How was he STILL ALIVE?
"Zir... I THOUGHT I KILLED YOU? ARE YOU ALSO BUILT DIFFERENT?" Amir perked up, seemingly staring off my grandpa and his 45 werewolves, the two built different Auras were clashing against each other, causing me to get repulsed towards a wall, the Mario brothers' console being smashed against the wall as well, Amir looked as if he got clocked by some random delivery service other than Uber eats, while my grandpa looked like his normal, yet nonchalant facebook loving self...
"I'm more built different than you, you shriveled brownie..." WOW grandpa... That seemed racially motivated...
"Zir... AREN'T YOU ONE WHO BUILD THE WHEEL?!"
"Unfeathered border hopper"
"Cleopatra's husband"
"darkskinned dog eater"
"ZIR, your social security number is 1..."
I guess my grandpa had enough as he simply pointed his finger and the dogs started attacking Amir, but Amir thought about a 5 dollar tip and started immediately floating, his eyes glowing white LIKE THE GODDAMN AVATAR as the dogs simply bowed in his presence, turning, whimpering, and running away, leaving my grandpa and Amir facing, one to one... My grandpa uttered some words to himself I could NOT comprehend, but a magic demon spawn opened up, summoning some sort of demons like this was some sort of dungeons and dragons roleplay, great! but this was bad, their built different was uncovering and I was being pressed against the walls with the visible blue and orange aura surrounding them, my hair flying all over the place as if being directly behind a dragon ball Z fight, forcing me to simply watch in awe.
"I have used the magic of the ancient god of built different to summon demons on you, you are NOT escaping this..." My grandpa declared loudly
suddenly, the demons disappear, Amir simply gave them a bite of my burger and they disappeared, what a goated power.!!
"Sorry Zir, but I AM the NEW god of built different..." Suddenly, a portal opens up below my grandpa, sending him to wherever he went, I couldn't tell because of the godly amounts of aura surrounding the portal my grandpa fell in, but I knew grandpa didn't die, pretty sure he actually couldn't die... I was left with Amir using 0.0000000000...001 percent of his power to summon that portal, wow... gladly the Aura decreased a bit so I wasn't being pushed against the wall as much, but was still groaning at the feeling of my spine clashing against the hard object.
"Zir, are you okay? Pls don't give me 4 star rating for this..." I suddenly got up, He had gave me some of his built different powers to withstand the enormous amount of aura emitting from him, but just because of this, I began feeling a bit... Freaky...
"Amir... you have done so much for me, how about we run away in the sunset and never look back... while delivering uber eats..." I plead, now in front of the floating man, scratching the back of my head, a few flakes coming out of my hair.
"Well... YIPPEE!!"
We walked out of the house into the triple sunset, yes my world had three suns, and walked toward the next house with an uber eats order... boy was today a woozy... wow... heh... I dated his sister afterward! HUZZAH!!