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Truthless Recluse Cookie gazed from the balcony that his beloved gave him.
He had only been Truthless Recluse for a couple hours- but he felt as though he had been like this forever. He looks over this new area, reminding him of when he would look down at the Vanilla Kingdom. They were foolish to choose him, just a simple vanilla cookie who had a cream sheep farm. All he did was finish the road and they crowned him king, why of all the cookies in the kingdom did they HAVE to choose hi-
“TRUTHLESS RECLUSE COOKIE! HELLO? ARE YOU IN THERE?” an impatient voice yelled.
Slowly he turned around to reply “Yes. No need to scream. What?” he said in a bored and aggravated voice.
“Yeah- I’ve been calling your name FOREVER” exclaimed the smaller cookie in a dramatic fashion, throwing her arms around just to show how she looked so childish compared to the older cookie. Soon he recognized her as Candy Apple Cookie- so loyal to Shadow Milk, and she acted like a child too much for her age. Although- Truthless Recluse wasn’t sure how old she was, he couldn’t see his eyesight ever SO LOVELY was failing him AGAIN.
“Your eyes were blank- like there was nothing even there!! I was like “Hellllooo??? ARE YOU IN THERE?” she says with a small hint of agitation.
“I come with a message from my master.” She soon replies with a jealous crossing over her face.
“The Cookies you brought in the spire with you- what's their names? Gingerbad and CO.? Meh. I don’t care. My master wants you to get rid of them.” Candy Apple says actually growling at the end.
“Oh. Easy Enough” Truthless replied sounding a bit bored, and also trying to keep his answer simple, and to the point. Hmm... maybe he didn’t like talking to other Cookies- besides his Beast love.
Grabbing his staff that was leaning against a wall near the door, he pushes past Candy Apple, accidently bumping into her- not even muttering sorry, and goes on to find the young foolish cookies.
Behind him Candy Apple Cookie calls him a “jerk”.
Biting back a snippy response he rushes to find the kids.
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Walking through the spire that had once been confusing was now easy because he finally understood Shadow Milk Cookie- and how his mind worked. Plus being trapped in the fucking spire for an innumerable amount of time always made him nervous, and jittery.
Walking a bit slower with his heavy blue robes and feeling a bit tired. Truthless Recluse Cookie makes a turn around a corner and decides to take a breath.
Unfortunately, he spent TOO much time catching his breath when a voice exclaimed-
“Pure Vanilla Cookie?”
Truthless Recluse Cookie turned around in dismay to find the young cookies of; GingerBrave, Strawberry Cookie, and Wizard Cookie.
Recluse stared at them a minute longer.
Stating with a bored voice, “That is not my name anymore. I would prefer to be called something else now. Now get out of the spire before I make you.”