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Joseph Joestar was jealous. Suzi had been caring for Caesar with Joseph. After the successful battle with Wamuu, his best friend had been in a coma all through March, and it was almost Easter. Anytime Caesar’s bedpan needed to be changed, or he needed a sponge bath, Suzi was the one who insisted on (intimately) touching Caesar. Joseph was relegated to turning him over for her so she could (intimately wash) his body. Anytime he offered to help, he was shooed away, and a curtain yanked around the bed. “You’ll do it wrong,” was all she would say before the green curtain moved between them. And yet they’d gotten closer, preparing meals for the hospital staff, talking about growing up in Italy, and debating if Adolf Hitler was really crazy enough to invade Europe, like some were saying.
Joseph cracked a lot of jokes, did dumb things that had the hospital staff and the German soldiers in tears. But Suzi seemed distant, serious. She had always been the one person who he could count on to be amused by literally any quip he came up with. But since Caesar had been hurt, he often caught her rolling her eyes and shaking her head instead.
Serious was never a word he would associate with Suzi Quattro. All this could only mean one thing: She was in love with Caesar.
He brought in Caesar’s electrolytes and oxygen tank. He replaced it while she replaced the fluids. He watched her blond hair, her slim yet curvy figure under the dress and the spotted apron - and he couldn’t stand it any longer.
“I need to talk to you. Now.” He started out the door, stopping when he realized she wasn’t following.
She jutted out her hip and crossed her arms defiantly. “Anything you say in front of me, you can say in front of him.”
“ ‘Him’.” He sighed heavily. “You know, you could have told me you were in a relationship with Caesar. It would have saved me a lot of heartache.”
She uncrossed her arms. “Oh? Is that so?” She looked less mad. “You’re jealous. Come on.”
“Whoa -” she pulled him out of Caesar’s room and into another bedroom. They sat on the bed.
“So dish. How long have you been feeling jealous?”
“I don’t know.” He crossed his arms and pouted. “You shouldn’t make fun of me. But I’ve been jealous since … “ Wait. Since when had he been jealous? The thing was, he didn’t know exactly WHY he was jealous - of Caesar … or Suzi?
“You can tell me anything. It’s me, Suzi.” He looked into her big blue eyes and saw the sweet girl he had met months ago.
“I’ll tell you if you take back what you said about my lips being weird.” He waited for her to laugh. That was a good one, one of his best in a while. But she only looked at him blankly. He regrouped. “I’ll tell you if I can hold your hand.”
“Tell me first,” she said coyly, holding her soft cute hand up to her face. This was REALLY Suzi. Joseph relaxed. What was he even thinking? He’d told Suzi most everything - except -
“I have a crush on you. And I think I have one on Caesar, too. So I don’t like when you take care of him because I wish that was me. I don’t like thinking about him holding you, either."
She smiled. “You don’t know how long I’ve been waiting for you to confess. And I have something to confess: Caesar is awake and conscious.”
Joseph forgot his self-pity. He tried to jump up, but she gripped his hand with surprising strength. “Let me go. I need to talk to Caesar.”
“You are.”
Joseph understood immediately, as crazy as it was. Esidisi had possessed Suzi and Suzi could be a vessel now, having survived. She had willingly switched places with Caesar to help the man she loved. It was beautiful, really.
“I hope you and Suzi have a happy life together,” he said weakly. “Now can I hold your hand?”
“Hold my hand? I’m going to fuck you within an inch of your life,” he said, yanking off Joseph’s jeans in one move.
“Wh- WAAAAA!!!”
Caesar ran his soft hands over Joseph's exposed abs. "Jojo. Suzi and I have never been in a relationship. I’ve been in love with you since I first saw you .. now I know you have finally come around .."
“Wait,” said Joseph as he felt himself getting super hard. “You and Suzi aren’t - “
“She loves you, and I love you. I don’t know what that makes the three of us, but we’ll figure it out.”
"Then why won't you let me bathe you? Change your bedpan?" Joseph breathed harder as Caesar pulled down his underwear.
"I don't want that. It's embarrassing."
Joseph’s erection sprung free. Caesar’s eyes widened. Suddenly Suzi’s lips were on it, shaped perfectly to fit his tip, making little squeaking sounds as Caesar kissed it. He watched Caesar drool, felt the slurps. Oh my God. Joseph moaned as he was gradually suctioned in more and more. Suzi’s fingers curled around the thick shaft and gripped it firmly, making jerking motions as Caesar moved his mouth in time.
“AHHH - d - d - did she consent to this??”
Caesar spoke around Jojo's dick. “She left written instructions for me to make love to you if you came around. She’s asleep in my body. Wait til she hears about this!”
“You’re enjoying this way too much, Caesarino!”
“You’re so cute … Mmm … slurp .. “
“Ahhh..” Joseph balled his hand in the blonde hair as Caesar moved his hand faster. He couldn’t take his eyes off Suzi's face and lips as he came, Caesar spitting it out so it dripped all over his twitching dick.
Suzi's s pretty face was flushed, her lips still wet as Caesar looked down at his handiwork.. There was no way Jojo could get soft yet, not with Caesar’s spirit AND Suzi’s body so close.
“I’m still h-h-h-hard.”
“I see that. But I’m not taking that brontosaurus cazzo all at once.”
“What happened to fucking me within an inch of my life?”
“There’s other ways to do it.” Caesar shoved Joseph down on the bed and lay flat on him, biting his neck.
“N-No .. I’m a delicate flower … ahhhh!!!” Yet he loved being pinned by mini-Caesar. It was so hot.
Caesar trapped his cock in the triangle between her legs, lifting her hips so his cock rubbed against Suzi’s labia and its contents, and where her plump upper thighs began. He placed his palms on either side of Joseph’s body and went full Amazon, giving Joseph the best thigh job of the century.
“Holy - “ Joseph shot thick ropes of cum all over the backs of her thighs. His chest pressed against hers as it heaved. His breath sounded wild. Caesar pushed himself up, straddling Joseph's thick thighs. He grabbed Jojo, inspecting him.
“Hmm. It’s a lot more manageable now.” Caesar spread Suzi’s folds and hovered over him.
“Not so fast.” Joseph grabbed Caesar and flipped him, grabbing his thighs and spreading them. He positioned himself at Suzi's entrance.
Caesar clutched Jojo's powerful arms. “W-Wa-Wait - I’m not - READDYYYY!!!” He shrieked in a sweet feminine voice as Joseph buried himself in Caesar, slamming his hips into Suzi's core. Their moans filled the air in unison.
He couldn't stop his eyes rolling back. It felt ... “Caesar, I love you! Suzi, if you’re in there, I love you too!!” He felt the tension building again -
He buried his head in Caesar’s neck as he rolled his hips against him. “Caesarino, I want you to drain me. And when you’re back in your own body, I want you to do it to me then.”
Caesar dug Suzi’s nails into his lover's back. “Count on it,” was the last thing he said before he became undone in a shaking mess, pulling the last bits of semen from Joseph in the process.
After, they lay in bed and held each other. Joseph kissed Suzi's neck. He looked into Caesar's eyes.
“Will you let me bathe you now? Change your bedpan?”
Caesar lowered his eyes. “I never wanted anyone else to do it. I still don’t.”
Joseph held him close. “If you learned anything from your fight with Wamuu, it’s that it’s okay to ask for help, to let someone in.”
Caesar kissed his pec and rubbed his arm. “That’s something you and Suzi teach me every day.”