Chapter 1: Brawlers: Wave 1
Chapter Text
Some Reference to help you imagine the scenes!: All Game Over Death Scenes In Batman Arkham Series
Shelly (Ranger Ranch)
--Scene 1--
She walks in from the distance, squatting down on the sand and resting her elbow on the handle of her shotgun, it's driven down into the ground.
“You shoulda stayed off my turf... Now you're just another story to tell on the Ranch!”
--Scene 2--
She walks in from the distance, shotgun in hand. “Other shells may miss... but I never do. Night-night outlaw!”
--Scene 3--
She walks in from the distance, cocking her shotgun... “Now where'd your friends run off to?” Her eyes quicky darted around, finally spotting them.
She waves over to Colt and Spike to follow. "Let's go get 'em!"
Colt (Ranger Ranch)
--Scene1--
Colt walks forward disappointed and annoyed. He's wiping blood from his lip, and tending a bruise.
"C'mon man, I told you not the face!" He walks off shaking his head
--Scene 2--
Colt walks in, his arm rested on the holster holding his left revolver. His face pompous.
"What was I supposed to go easy on you?" He scoffs. "Sorry NOOB." He walks off all the same.
--Scene 3--
Colt rushes in, trying to hide his exhaustion. "W-Was that supposed to be a shootout?" He pants, trying to catch his breath. "I've had way worse! Your aim sucks!"
Spike (Ranger Ranch)
--Scene 1--
Spike waddles in, ending up leaning over you. He studies your broken, battered body. He gives a tiny shrug, then turns and waddles off again.
--Scene 2--
Spike approaches you, his hollow grin was stretched impossibly wide. Then, sharp needles bloom from his rough, cactus palms. He raises the hand… and slowly closes it over your face.
--Scene 3--
Spike bounds in, jumping and hopping with delight. Then he stops. A needle grenade jaggedly forms in his green hand. He giggles silently… and starts walking over to you.
Barley (Townsfolk Trio)
--Scene 1--
Barley cordially approaches, then looks down over your soaked, bruised body.
"A light-weight I presume? Don't be ashamed, there are many like you!" He then happily walks off.
--Scene 2--
Barley approaches, only to kneel beside your crumpled, damaged body. He then straightened your clothes, and dusted them off!
"You gave it your best, and that's what counts!" He then shot up, and walked away whistling.
--Scene 3--
Barley approaches hurriedly, with a worried expression.
"Were those... a little... strong?" He pauses, and ponders. "Worry not, that one's on the house!" He then straightens up, and walks off.
Piper (Townsfolk Trio)
--Scene 1--
Piper kneels down beside you, as you laid there, barely breathing.
“Awww, I’m so sorry, sweetie… I meant to aim for the head..." She pauses, then continues. "I don't miss real often."
--Scene 2--
Piper daintily approaches, then stands over you, twirling her parasol.
“Awwww, bless your heart…! You didn’t actually think you could dodge that, did you?” She says, with an amused expression.
--Scene 3--
Piper approaches, kneeling beside you, indifferent to you coughing up blood. She laid there with a beautifully decorated tin, delicately removing its lid.
"Now that you're down, would you be a dear and try one of these? I’ve really been lookin' to improve."
She gently places a cookie on your bruised, trembling hand, and notices you wince beneath the scorching sun, bleeding and gasping.
"Aww... poor thing. That sunlight’s awfully harsh, ain't it? Lemme go-on n' get that outcher face."
She pops open her parasol over the both of you, revealing the heavy sniper rifle within, then turns back to you.
Byron (Townsfolk Trio)
--Scene 1--
Byron was about to step over your wounded body, but he stops and looks down.
"Mm..? Oh no, don't look so shocked." He takes out thin batch of papers, then adjusts his glasses. "The side affects were right here, fine print, bottom of the page."
"You should have read the contract before signing, with your LIFE."
He stashes them away, and continues on.
--Scene 2--
Byron approaches, looming over your wounded, crippled body.
"Ah yes... the CLASSIC symptoms of acute incompetence."
He adjusts the cufflinks of his sleeves, then from within reveals a vial of green liquid.
"How do you figure... we test out... a new extract..."
--Scene 3--
Byron dusts himself off as he stands over you, listening to you groan in pain. His face twists in annoyance.
“Dear lord... you're not DYING! You're undergoing changes..." He pauses. "Consider this plan... eternal, rest.”
He clicks his pen and scribbles something. “Of course, I must bill you... for the entire consultation...”
Bo (Shaman Tribe)
--Scene 1--
Bo steps forward from the shadows, one arrow in hand, his bow in another.
"My ancestors have always guided me... a blessing it is, truly... One you do not hold. Do not bring yourself down, for your defeat."
He turns around, and vanishes into the shadows of the forest.
--Scene 2--
Bo approaches and kneels down beside you, he sets you upright.
"Fighting without purpose only leads to defeat... It seems even the spirits have warned you, and yet, you charged ahead."
Bo then raises his head to see an eagle circling overhead. He nods, then gets up and marches on... Fading into the shadows of the forest.
--Scene 3--
Bo slowly walks past your fallen being, his eyes piercing and resilient.
"You fought bravely..." He pauses. "But bravery alone cannot silence the winds... or the will of the spirits...!"
He pulls his Eagle Headdress on tighter, while disappearing into the forest.
Nita (Shaman Tribe)
--Scene 1--
Bruce thunders toward your broken body from the shadows, slamming the ground with his paws. He rears up on two feet, looming over you. Nita pokes out from behind his shoulder,
"You’re not even prey! Sooo weak! Ha-haha!"
She then pats Bruce’s head. With a compliant snort, he stomps off with her still perched.
--Scene 2--
The ground is quaking. You try to crawl away, but Bruce crashes his paw down inches from your face. Nita peeks out from behind him, eyes wild.
"Rah-haha! Don't worry, some animal will make good use of you..."
She scampers into the trees as Bruce lets out a low, rumbling growl, and follows.
--Scene 3--
Your vision is blurry. There's dirt in your mouth... You hear paws scraping... Then Nita bounds forward from the shadows of the forest, landing Infront of you.
"Grrrah-haha! Even CUBS are stronger than you!"
She then sniffs the air, and with a curious expression, turns back to the forest and dashes inside.
Leon (Shaman Tribe)
--Scene 1--
You're gasping for air, looking around. You hear the sound of footsteps, but don't see anything... Then, Leon fades from his camouflage.
"Nice...! I didn’t even have to go hard that time!"
He mocks, then walks back off into the forest, hands in hoodie. He slowly fades into invisibility.
--Scene 2--
Leon strolls up to you, humming with his lollipop in his mouth, You watch fearfully... but then he poofs into magical smoke! The real Leon pokes out from behind you...
"Ha! You shoulda seen the look on your face!"
He gets up from your level and turns to the forest, flinging a shuriken right into your leg before he's fully out of sight.
--Scene 3--
Leon crouches beside you, spinning a shuriken on his finger.
"Y'know, Bo says that feeling you get in battle, that... exciting rush? It’s the spirits... giving you one last push to win..."
He grins mischievously, while getting up from your level still looking down on you.
"I wonder when I’ll get it."
He laughs quietly and vanishes again.
Pam (Junker Family)
--Scene 1--
Pam waltzes on over to you, crunching on pieces of metal and steel. She looms tall.
“Straight to the scrap heap! You'll rust real nice down there... Ha!"
She turns hoists up her blaster and makes her way off.
--Scene 2--
Pam approaches pompously, but changes demeanor when you wince in pain.
“Ugh...! Don’t go cryin’!”
She holsters her blaster up to her pack. “Tell ya what, if it makes ya feel any better… That fight left me all outta scrap.”
She makes her way off.
--Scene 3--
Pam walks over, and stands tall.
"And I thought this thing ain't work no-more! Some tinkering really does fix everything!"
She looks down at you, with a puzzled expression. "I mean, maybe not you though."
She holsters the blaster, and makes her way off.
Nani (Junkyard Family)
--Scene 1--
Nani approaches and peers over you, her robotic eye whirring quietly.
"I was afraid you were going to sneak by me… but you're a bit too slow for that, luckily!"
She taps on her beeping tablet while waddling off.
--Scene 2--
Peep floats over to you and Nani follows closely. They both look down on you.
"See! I calculated this much voltage would be just enough!"
Nani happily skips off, Peep following close.
--Scene 3--
Nani carefully steps around your jolting, paralyzed, body. She lowers herself as much as she can to your level.
"If it's alright, I recorded that encounter to show Jessie when I get home...I figured she might find it quite interesting!" A quick chirp from Peep.
"But don't worry! I won't share it... Embarrassing moments like that should always be kept private!
Nani then marches off.
Jessie (Junker Family)
--Scene 1--
Jessie runs over excitedly, she grins wide while witnessing the electric sparks that are still arcing off your twisted body.
"Yes!! The shock rifle worked!! See, I knew if I reversed the capacitor polarity and compensated for the coil's flux resonance, then something like..."
You groan, while slowly losing consciousness. Her rambling voice begins to get quieter and distant... everything starts fading to black.
--Scene 2--
Scrappy stomps toward your twitching body with little piston hisses, he robotically barks. Jessie follows, while watching amazed.
"Go on, boy! You know what to do! Right between the eyes, yep! Just like we practiced!"
You hear a faint sound of loading while scrappy slowly whirrs over and aims at you. Jessie clasps her hands in excitement.
--Scene 3--
Jessie rushes over to Scrappy, who is guarding your bleeding wounded body, and watching every corner. She crouches down and rubs him on his steel cheeks.
"Who's a good boy! Yes... You! Yesss you are!" Scrappy releases a robotic bark.
She turns over to you. "Rough day huh? Hey still, I've gotta thank you for helping me field test the new targeting systems!"
She signals to Scrappy to follow her, as they both prance off into the distance.
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Darryl (Pirate Trio)
--Scene 1--
Darryl clunks over to your crumpled up body, adjusting his pirate hat nicely. He looks down.
“What will we do with a drunken sailor, What will we do with a drunken sailor... What will we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning!”
He aims one blunderbuss down in front of your face, his eye forming into menacing crosshair.
“What will we do...”
--Scene 2--
Darryl Rolls over, then shoots all his limbs out from his barrel. He lands onto his two legs. His head swivels over to you.
"So... there's this fantastical place, called Davey Jones' Locker..."
He pulls closer to you.
--Scene 3--
Darryl Jogs on over to you. Slowing into a halt, his hulking metal clanging in his wake.
"How was me Pirate accent Matey? Wasn't that good...?" He shrugs.
He cracks open the blunderbuss, and the smoke still curling from the barrel. With with some careful movements, He stuffs in powder, wadding, and a handful of some jagged scrap. He slams it with a heavy clunk.
"I guess I'll just haft 'a workshop it on the next one..."
Tick (Pirate Trio)
--Scene1--
Tick jankily waddles over to you, you smell the gunpowder and steel from him.
"Tchrrggk! Tchrrggk!" He chirps as his eyes dialate menacingly, and two bomb's load into each cannon socket.
--Scene 2--
You cough up smoke and ash while limping off, but before any distance is made you hear a metallic tanging, and then...
Click... Click... Click..
You turn to see Tick's head bounce right up to you, his smile widens.
--Scene 3--
You writhe in agony, covered in ash and soot. Once your vision is unclouded, you see the robot working away... right before your eyes.
"Rrr... Rrabuth Rrabuth! Tick blathers on excitedly, while laying time bombs around you in a circle. You watch in horror.
Penny (Pirate Trio)
--Scene 1--
Penny stomps down hard on your hand, it's crushed beneath her heavy boot. You cry out, reaching with your other arm, desperate to crawl away.
She leans in slowly, her is voice cool... too casual...
"Hey there, pal... I saw something shiny drop from ya earlier."
She straightens, lifting one hand over her eyes to block out the sunlight, while looking around.
"You seen where it went...?"
--Scene 2--
Penny furiously pats you down, checking every pocket, her frustration grew with every passing second.
She stops, throws up her hands in frustration, and glares over at Darryl, who’s casually humming a sea shanty.
"Ugh! They've got nothing! "
She kicks you over with a heavy boot, watching as you bleed out for a moment, then making her way off.
"What a waste of time..."
Darryl, still humming, gives a lazy salute and follows behind.
--Scene 3--
Penny squats down next do you, watching the life slowly fade out from your eyes.
"Bye-Bye!" Waving to you, as the last thing you see.
Mortis (Spooky Mortuary)
--Scene 1--
You can hear the bats screech, the swarm illuminated by the moonlight above you. They flutter all around, as Mortis steps forward from within.
"Ah, yes... Truly, my excellence is undeniable! You should feel honored to have met your end at my very own hands!" He pauses, his gaze darkening, lowering his shovel to your face.
"A fortunate night for you, I do say."
--Scene 2--
Mortis drags his shovel behind him, hoisting it onto his shoulder.
"Rest uneasy, fool... The bat's whisper your damned name... I ponder whether or not they'll forget it by midnight..."
He cackles, echoing the night.
--Scene 3--
Mortis raises his shovel, stained by your blood to his lips. He tastes.
"Pbtffah! So Bland! No flavour, No soul!"
He spits it out in revulsion, wipes his mouth, sneering.
"You dare feed the creature of the night this... mediocracy?!"
He turns and waltzes into the night, leaving you to bleed and writhe while bats begin to circle.
Frank (Spooky Mortuary)
--Scene 1--
Frank’s massive shadow looms over your fallen body. He tilts his head and lets out a low, apologetic groan.
"Uuuurgh..."
Slowly, he reaches down, all to to close your eyes with his massive fingers. He then plodded off.
--Scene 2--
Frank's step's shake the world beneath as he approaches, Dropping the massive hammer right beside you.
"Mrrrrghh...?"
A confused shrug, before the cold stone raises once more, and slams onto your face.
--Scene 3--
Frank plods over to you, watching you crippled and battered.
"Urrroaghh....!"
He drops his headphones onto your head, allowing you to take in the seemingly impressive musical taste.
He then kneels down to see your expression, distorted in pain. He takes it as a compliment.
Emz (Spooky Mortuary)
--Scene 1--
As you regain consciousness... you see a bright, blinding light flash over you. There, Emz stood. She was leaning over your defeated body.
She strikes a pose next to you while you laid there, coughing up blood, struggling to breathe.
"Aaaand... posted!" Emz looks over to you excitedly, and lowers her phone to your face. "What do you think?"
The caption over an image of your near-corpse read: 'Just dusted this lo7er! 😜🔥 #EZclap #GhoulGals'
She grins wide. "O.M.G...! Poco’s gonna love this."
She giggles, stepping up from your lifeless corpse, and struts away while typing aggressively on her phone.
--Scene 2--
Emz walks out from the poisonous cloud of spray around her. While twirling her hair, she looks down at you.
Her expression, bored. She pokes you with her shoe, sighs dramatically, and checks her nails.
"Sooo… do I get a trophy for this? Or like… literally anything? I am SO not putting this in my highlightss..."
She sulks off.
--Scene 3--
Emz holds her phone up, framing your defeated body in the screen. But then, she tilts her head, squinting...
Finally, she lowers it with a nervous sigh.
"I don’t even know if I should post this... You are like... NOT photogenic. Like, at all."
She paces around while searching through filters.
Carl (Gem Miners)
--Scene 1--
Carl wheels over to you, and looks down condescendingly.
"Hmph. Evolution, it must’ve passed you by... Your combat IQ seems to be around... Pre Cambrian...?"
Carl then wheels off.
--Scene 2--
Carl hops out of his cart and steps over to you.
He snickers. "So much ignorance… so little time. Honestly, I expected more from a carbon-based lifeform... Ha!"
He hops back in, and wheels off.
--Scene 3--
Carl while having his chance, quickly pulls out his notebook.
He messily scribbles something, and tears out the page... It drops on your body. It reads: "Cause of Death: Skill Deposition."
You look up to him wheeling off and cackling maniacally.
Jacky (Gem Miners)
--Scene 1--
Jacky's Jackhammer slows to a halt, She hops off, then wipes her brow with a frustrated groan. She leans down, resting her elbow on her knee.
"Heyyy, chowdahead! Here's a tip, howzabout you think about who you pick fights with next time!
She grunts while turning away.
"I’ve chewed gum tougher’n you!"
--Scene 2--
Jacky, hands in pockets, waltzes on over to you.
"I’ve never been bored like that before. You fight like a wet newspaper!"
She grabs her jackhammer and makes her way off.
--Scene 3--
Jacky stomps over to you, then drives her boot into your chest, then kicks you over, furious.
"Y'KNOW WHAT?! I OUGHTA STICK A @#!*% SO FAR up your *!@%#, you’ll #!*&% out a %!*@#’ STORM! Just like some incontinent #@&!^'!!! So @#!&* you, AND whatever *^#!& you rode in on!
Jacky storms off, driller in hand.
DynaMike (Gem Miners)
--Scene 1--
Your smoldering remains laid there twitching, DynaMike approached from the distance... bowl legged...
"You see, the real beauty of a boom, is when yer unaware... When you dont see it comin! Ha!"
Your face twists in horror as you hear a fuse, slowly stinging, sparking behind you...
--Scene 2--
You laid there, soot covered and convulsing. You turn your head to see DynaMike's boots approach. You hear his humming, off-key.
He took off his hard-hat and lowered it down to your level, you saw a little canary chirp from within.
"You wanna say hi?" He said, giddily.
--Scene 3--
Dynamike wheezes as he plops down, Chris Crossed beside your nearly corpselike body.
He drops a stick of dynamite into your hand, and giddily folds your fingers around it.
"You-you can light this one!"
Bull (Retropolis Gang)
--Scene 1--
Bull stomps on over to you, grabs you by the back of your clothing, and hoists you up.
"Naw.... I'm in charge! And you..? You're ROADKILL!"
He then grips your face, and slams it down into the concrete.
--Scene 2--
Bull picks you up by your collar and raises you up face to face.
"YOU MESS WITH THE BULL...?"
He SLAMS his head into yours, leaving your ears ringing and your body smacking back onto the pavement, crumpled.
"YOU GET THE HORNSSS!"
--Scene 3--
Bull cocks his shotgun with a deafening CLACK. Then he aims it at you first...
You flinch, and he grins.
He then aims it upwards into the ceiling of the establishment, and fires.
Dust and splinters rain down all over you.
He laughs like a maniac while he stomps his way out...
Bibi (Retropolis Gang)
--Scene 1--
Bibi engages the side stand of her bike setting it down. Then she approaches, her head, tilted.
Her expression... it's laced with a kind of bored dominance.
She pulls out a piece of Bubblegum, resting on the tip of her bat, and then raises it up to your dislocated, bleeding jaw.
"Here, want a piece?"
--Scene 2--
Bibi twirls Mr. Bat while approaching you, then gasps when her eyes meet yours.
She sees you slightly losing consciousness.
"Look at thaaaat!"
She pokes your twitching face with the tip of her bat, chuckling as you slump a bit further into the dirt.
"They’re actually DONE for! That’s why I love you Mr. Bat... You strike-OUT!"
She rests it on her shoulder and happily jogs off.
--Scene 3--
Bibi jogs up to you, blows a bubble, then raises her bat to proper level.
"You ever seen a home run face to face?"
You see her grip the handle tightly...
Crow (Retropolis Gang)
--Scene 1--
Crow slowly approaches, twirling a dagger on his finger while doing so. He watches as you slowly lose life from the poison.
"I feel like I've gotta say this a million times. Don't mess with my crew...!"
--Scene 2--
Crow paces on over to you, jacket popped. He kneels down in front of you, indifferent.
"Who told you about our big move tonight, huh?! Nobody...? Eh... I smell a rat..."
He raises a poison coated dagger up to your throat, and then...
--Scene 3--
You limp away, coughing. All an attempt to hide into the shadows... but the streetlights reveal you. You hear something from above.
"Ca-Caw!"
There, Crow flaps and circles above you, before swooping down and landing right before you, hands in pockets.
He doesn't lower himself to your level.
"Do you know where you're at...?!"
Notes:
Yessir! I wanted to throw in some menacingness, and condescendingness (those arent words) while still bringing the character of the brawler to life! Pleasee leave a comment and let me know which brawlers you're looking forward to! (Did I cook on Leon's 3rd one?)
Chapter 3: Brawlers: Wave 2
Chapter Text
Griff (Gift Shop Trio)
--Scene 1--
Griff tap's his shoes over to you, he adjusts his buttons, standing proudly over your body. You lay there, blistered, bruised.
"Business, and battle... is all about taking RISKS," He declares, clenching his fist, and pulling it into his chest... "It's something you clearly don’t understand!"
With smug satisfaction, he tosses a crumpled wad of cash onto your chest and turns to walk away…
Two steps later, he halts. He spins around, muttering... he rushes back over to pick it up, and then quickly shuffle off.
--Scene 2--
Griff approaches you as you lay defeated. He pulls his gloves on tighter, his jingling coin jar, under his arm.
"You know... they say the customer is always right!" He pauses, his grin widening.
"Even so... you made the WRONG investment...!"
He spins on his heel and walks away, while whistling a catchy jingle from one of the gift shop's ads.
--Scene 3--
Griff approaches promptly, his hands were being dusted of grime, and your blood. He dramatically breathes out.
“Whew! That went south faster than my crypto portfolio...Ha!”
He looks around... An awkward pause... then he sighs.
"Ha..."
He then pouts, and sulks off.
Edgar (Gift Shop Trio)
--Scene1--
Edgar stands over your battered body, his fists clenched at his sides. His head hangs low, a black bang shadowing his lined eye.
"It hurts… huh?" He murmurs, still looking down.
Then, he slowly raises his head, an apathetic frown covering his face.
"That's just a taste of the pain I carry… which swells deep within my dark, rotting soul."
He turns and makes off without another word, his scarf whipping and flapping behind him in the wind...
--Scene 2--
Edgar slowly approaches... but with your face bruised and swollen, you can barely make him out.
"Fighting you was... whatever..."
He starts walking off, and mutters under his breath.
--Scene 3--
Edgar's Scarf vault's him high into the air, a powerful impact, as he lands front of you.
His expression, annoyed and condescending.
"Are you kidding me..?! That was so LAME! Ugh..."
His scarf stretches one arm into view, it's aggressively driving it's thumb down.
Edgar then whips around, his scarf socking you on it's way out.
Colette... (Gift Shop Trio)
--Scene 1--
Colette sprints in... an erratic blur of red and blue. Her obsession... wild, and rampant. She leaps, landing her knees directly on your shattered leg, with a sickening crunch.
Her eyes widen with glee, her pupils dilated, her mouth pulled into a crooked, manic grin.
"THAT WAS SOOOO COOOOL!!!!" She squeals out in joy, so loud your eardrums began ringing...
"Who KNEW I was gonna get to see moves like that in person!!!"
She slams down something heavy next to you...
You look over to see her flipping open a beat-up, sticker-covered scrapbook.
With a pen already in hand, she presses it against your flinching face.
"Sign here PLEASE!!!"
--Scene 2--
She zooms in, practically bouncing off the floor. Edgar is seen dragging close behind.
"I've finally got you down!!" A syrupy sweet giggle slips out.
"Could you PRETTY PLEASE lend me your autograph?!" She chirps, shoving her heavy scrapbook, and pen into your barely-conscious hands.
Your head slumps back, eyes rolling.
"Wuh... -Huh?! Oh no!" She gasps, eyes wide with concern.
She turns over to Edgar, frantic. "Eddie, I don’t think they’re okay!"
Edgar just pinches the bridge of his nose and mutters, "Colette... This is the fifth time..."
--Scene 3--
Colette crouches down to your level, her face inches from yours. Her sharp teeth stretch into a wide, eerie grin.
"I knew I’d find you... I could smell your excitement...!"
She giggles, then pauses as she notices thick stream of blood trickle from your bruised nose.
"Oop!" She chirps, then whips out her stickered scrapbook, manic with glee.
She flips to a blank page, carefully angling it under a sliding drop. A thick red plop.
She takes in the beauty of it... "Ha-haaaaaaa...! One for the collection~!"
She then seals the splotch with a clear piece of tape, and slams the book shut, hugging it to her chest.
R-T (Starr Park Hub)
--Scene 1--
R-T hovers over to your fallen body, his digital, pixelated eyes blinking with mock curiosity.
"Wowwwieee... out of the 4,819,576 simulations I ran... you somehow went with the worst possible one!"
His head floats past you with a gentle hum.
"Fascinating...!"
--Scene 2--
R-T glides calmly through the aftermath of the battle... His eyes glowing, scanning.. then he lands on you.
"Hello there again! You look surprised...! Are you curious on how you lost?"
Your ears are ringing, you agitatedly look up to the little imp as he floats there.
"No Problem! R-T is here to help!"
His screen digitalizes into a recording, it showcases you being blasted with a shock wave, flying backwards, and crashing through a brick wall.
"Enhance! Zoom! Rewind! Rewind...!"
He constantly rewinds your embarrassing defeat... as everything fades to black.
--Scene 3--
The static chatter of a radio grow louder. It fades into a faint, mechanical hum as R-T steps forward from the distance.
He stands before you, supported by his spindly, short metal limbs.
The screen on his face flickers, distorting through corrupted pixels.
His two evil digital eyes appear, snapping into sharp focus directly on you.
"Starr Park isn’t very fond of troublemakers..."
Larry & Lawrie (Starr Park Hub)
--Scene 1--
Larry marches towards your bruised body, dropping one knee to your level. His voice polite, and clipped!
"Wherever you are, there will always be proper rules and regulations you must follow promptly!"
He smiles warmly, yet you feel cold.
Just then... Lawrie comes forth, and slams his steel boot down, cracking the floor... His voice a cruel growl.
"What he MEANS..."
He leans in, his digital eyes glaring.
"...is that no matter WHERE YOU GO..."
He grabs your collar.
"THE LAW WILL FIND YOU."
--Scene 2--
Larry cheerfully jogs over, studying your destroyed being carefully... you lie there, defeated...
“Obeying rules, and breaking records! What a day!” He says gleefully.
Lawrie clomps up, heavy steel boots thudding with each step. He drops down to your level.
He whacks the back of his hand against your forehead with every word. “Is it THAT. HARD. TO UNDER-STAND?!”
Then his voice dips low and gravelly.
“OoooooBBBEYYYYY...”
--Scene 3--
Larry jogs over, looking down with a pitying frown... He watches with guilt as you writhe in agony...
“A shame, truly! You see… if you had just followed the rules, then this whole conundrum wouldn't've even—”
Lawrie then shoves past him with a scowl, stomping toward you without pause.
He then SLAMS a steel boot down on your side...
“YOU PULL A STUNT LIKE THAT AGAIN, AND I WON’T LEAVE YOU CONSCIOUS ENOUGH TO WHINE!”
He stomps off, heavy steps echoing with fury.
Larry watches him go, then glances back at you with a small sigh.
“…He can get a little intense sometimes...”
Eve (Starr Force)
--Scene 1--
Eve’s pod hisses open, steam escaping as she hops out, her tiny legs click as they land against the concrete.
A sickening squelch follows as her hatchlings begin to drop, one by one, all around you... They begin hissing and chirping.
She calmly walks over, watching as the acid begins to eat through your wounds, bubbling against your skin.
Her voice is soft. Gentle.
“Children... dinner’s ready~!”
She smiles, proud of them, as they close in.
--Scene 2--
Eve glides overhead in her pod, as her swarm of hatchlings restlessly bounce around your twitching, seared body.
She twitches an eyebrow, and then clicks her tongue, annoyed.
The speaker crackles from above, as she sits in her pod.
“Great... now you've got the kids all riled up, and I’ve got an appointment at 5!”
Her eyes narrow in pure exasperation...
"Ugh... let's just make this quick..."
--Scene 3--
Eve approaches, her spindly legs tapping gently against the ground as she leans in over your spasming body.
Her glowing eyes flicker with interest as she scans your writhing body.
“I wonder…”
Her voice hums with astounding innocence.
“Would you be... enough calories... for the kids...”
From above, her pod begins to descend, low and slow—its underside sliding open with a wet, metallic hiss.
She tilts her head, and shrugs briefly.
“Eh… doesn't matter! We'll eat it all the same!”
Squeak (Starr Force)
--Scene 1--
Squeak jiggles up you, noticing you barely breathing.
You see the playfulness in his eyes.
You instinctively shoot up your hands, holding them up in front for protection.
Squeak giggles, and then begins playing patty cake with you...
--Scene 2--
Squeak waddles up to your broken body, his goopy feet leaving behind patches of slime.
His eyes sparkle with curiosity as he leans in close, tongue wobbling out of his squishy mouth.
Schllllrp…
He gives your face a big, wet acidic lick.
Your skin immediately sizzles and blisters, steam hissing up from the burn. You scream in agony.
Squeak giggles.
Delighted by your reaction, he goes in for another one.
And another.
And another...
--Scene 3--
Squeak jiggles over to you, his jelly-like shape wobbling with excitement.
He chirps cheerfully. “Blrrrlbrrbr!!”
Then without hesitation, throws himself onto your face in a warm, squishy hug.
Suddenly, you can’t breathe.
You struggle, desperately trying to push him off, but your hands just sink inside his gelatinous body, it feels like swimming through glue!
Your muffled screams only tickle him...
“Bblrrlbrlboo!”
Colonel Ruffs (Starr Force)
--Scene 1--
You hear static crackling as Ruffs approaches you...
He yanks the radio from his collar, his face visibly enraged... jaw, clenched. He speaks loudly.
"K-9 Command...?! Yeah... we’ve got a stray..."
--Scene 2--
You view Colonel Ruffs as he strides forward, his eyepatch lined with shining silver...
You then see him tilt his head, not in pity, but in a sort of amused contempt..
"What is it!? You expect me to throw you a bone...?!"
He turns away, and you hear the radio crackling of his squadron.
They're barking laughter... it slowly fades into the distance...
--Scene 3--
The battlefield falls silent... all you can hear is the hiss of smoke and flames...
Then, a prompt marching... You view Ruffs approach as he steps over debris, finally approaching you.
He looms over you with a cold, canine superiority... He growls out...
"GrrRRRrrrrr... When the going gets ROUGH…?! Ruff gets TOUGH!!"
He unholsters his Ray-Gun, and then with a quick, practiced flick, It's laser is aimed on you, dancing on your forehead.
"Now, roll over...! Play DEAD!"
Maisie (Turbo Theatre)
--Scene 1--
The battlefield falls silent except for the high-pitched whirr of Maisie’s pressure cannon charging. She steps over debris, and finally reaches you...
She has a slight mix of pity and amusement.
"You really out here pickin’ fights with folks you ain't even know about…? Tuh..."
She raises her pressure cannon to meet your face, it screams with excitement...
"Better to be safe, than sorry!"
--Scene 2--
Maisie approaches, all while looking all across the smoldering wreckage, damaged cars, and twisted metal...
She then drops her gaze to you, with exasperated disdain..
"You do know I ain't the one who's finna clean up all this mess, right...?"
--Scene 3--
The battlefield is littered with debris as Maisie rocket-boosts over the wreckage. She lands with a heavy thud beside your battered self.
Without even looking at you, she pulls out a wrench and begins tinkering with her pressure cannon. Sparks spew and fly...
She lectures on frustratedly.
"You know what you are..?" She says, turning to you.
She waits for a response, only to hear you spit out some blood, and a tooth..
She takes it anyway.
"A walking safety hazard! And now I'm putting you out for good!"
She then raises her pressure cannon to your face, a deafening blast, and everything goes black.
Buster (Turbo Theatre)
--Scene 1--
Buster approaches haughtily, his Projector Cannon, clattering in hand.
He stops before you.
"You know what I've never been a fan of..? Cliff Hangers!"
Then... buster drops the cannon level to your face. It begins collecting photonic energy.
"Let's end this one off with a Bang...!"
--Scene 2--
Buster slings his Projector Cannon over his shoulder, it rests on his backside.
He crouches down to your level, a glistening smile.
"You entered the Danger Zone!"
He then tips his shades down, revealing his eyes to meet yours.
"And ain't no one just ups and leaves all-right..."
--Scene 3--
Buster steps into view, his Cannon's clatter slowly revving down.
He hoists it to his side, promptly.
He's struggling to hold in his laughter...
"Man, that performance was the worst..! Imagine the Ratings...! The Critics would eat you alive!!"
Fang (Turbo Theatre)
--Scene 1--
Fang saunters into frame, brushing off his blood-stained tanktop. A cocky smirk, his sneakers scuffing against the concrete.
"Whoo! Pop n' Chop! Always works."
He then crouches down to your level, meeting your battered, bloodied face. Your lips split, pouring red...
There's arrogance written all over him. And a fake disappointment in his voice...
"You know, I feel kind of insulted... you really thought you could best the Fang...??"
--Scene 2--
You hear the scuffing of sneakers, and then Fang pulls into view.
He drops one foot next to your face disrespectfully, and begins tying his bloodied laces!
"So like... Have you ever... Trained...??"
--Scene 3--
Fang backflips off a car, landing stylishly right before your torn face.
He gains level, and turns over to you.
He slowly slides his gloved hand through the air, making a theatrical gesture, and a mysterious voice...
"The Golden Fang... I learned that one from 'Fists of Fury: Demons Reckoning'! It's a classic!"
You can't contain your rage as you look up to him, but you can barely lift your head! He smiles...
"Anyways, time for a snack run! I'm pretty sure Popcorn's half-off past 8'!"
He turns, and jogs back into the Turbo Theatre...
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Amber (Mexican Entertainers)
--Scene 1--
You painfully lift your face up from the sand to see a haze of heat...
Amber shuffles over, her molten wand still dripping liquid fire.
The townspeople roar for her, and cheer her on. She looks around, her face amazed.
"Whoo! Guess i'm flamous now! Hehe!"
Amber whips around, her braid following her, as she struts off.
--Scene 2--
It's difficult to see through the smoke and ash littering the area, then you spot her.
Amber skids to a stop beside your crispy, twitching body. She grins, leaning down with zero remorse!
"OOoooh! You got burned!"
She flails her wand around, flipping it every which way...
"That'll teach you not to mess with me!" just then, a drop of flames spill off and re-ignite your leg.
You wail out in agony... She yelps!
"Ay! Eso fue un accidente!!!"
--Scene 3--
The battlefield is still smoldering as Amber twirls her fire wand all around, and spinning it behind her back.
She then tossing it high into the air. She catches it without looking, blowing it out.
She approaches.
"Too hot to handle...? It was your move jefe..!"
Poco (Mexican Entertainers)
--Scene1--
Poco approaches, guitar in his hands. It glows a small eerie light...
"I put my heart and soul into my music..."
He strums.
"Just so it can get through to even numbskulls!"
He strums again, while looking at you with an indifferent grin.
--Scene 2--
Your eyes fade awake, and dart around the scene...
Poco sits there next to you, strumming, and strumming away.
"Don't worry buddy, it'll all be over soon."
The music passes through you, touching your soul, sending you back to sleep...
--Scene 3--
Poco strums his guitar while looking down to you.
The soulful spirit energy passes through you, taking you aback.
"It won't hurt... Just sit and listen!"
He strums once more, and you fade to black...
El Primo (Mexican Entertainers)
--Scene 1--
The battlefield quakes as El Primo triumphantly jogs into view, his glorious pecs glistening under the bright sun...
He slides to a stop, sending up a cloud of dust, before flexing so hard his muscles could have bursted.
"¡MAGNÍFICOO!"
He then drops one muscly arm down for you to view.
"Not a single scratch Compadre, get your head in the GAME!"
--Scene 2--
El Primo leaps from afar, and then falls before you like a mad meteor.
He lands with a heroic thud that cracks the ground. He yanks you up by your collar, but your legs dangle, weak and defeated.
You fall down, but then he pulls you up again! He shouts out to you.
"¿¡Qué estás haciendo?! Amigo-the fight is not yet over!!!"
--Scene 3--
You quickly crawl through the sand, trying to make distance...
Just then, two gigantic hands clamp onto your ankles and yank you backward...
You spin onto your back to see El Primo looming, his silhouette blotting out the sun, his eyes gleaming with madness.
"For pain, and FOR GLORY!!!"
He leaps up high into the sky above you, then begins plumetting...
Brock (Starrcade Trio)
--Scene 1--
Brock drops his launcher and rushes over to you, his face stretched in amazement.
"Oh NAH, They gotta nerf me! They have GOT to nerf me!"
He watches you sprawl out crippled on the floor, blasted...
--Scene 2--
Brock saunters over you, launcher rested over his shoulder. He grins as your charred body as it lays at his feet.
He drops down.
"Yo, trust me bro, it ain't as hard as it sounds. You just gotta dodge, you feel me?"
He hysterically gestures out.
"Like, dodge... You know? Like, just, move out the way."
--Scene 3--
Brock begins to approach you, laughing without remorse.
"Aw man, you look lost. Aight, I'll tell you how it's done."
He hoists up his rocket launcher, while mouthing on...
"First you check. Make sure that your rockets're loaded..."
"Then you aim steady, make sure you got that punk in sight..."
"And then finally, The BOX goes BOOM!"
One rocket comes screaming your way...
8-Bit (Starrcade Trio)
--Scene 1--
8-Bit marches towards you, the cabinet's cord wagging behind.
He pulls to a halt, displaying his flashing pixels across the screen.
"NEW HIGHSCORE!!!"
You pull your head up slightly to see...
"ZERO!!!"
8-Bit Marches off.
--Scene 2--
You hear a static hum, and look up to the Cabinet standing over your blazed, body.
A Prompt flashes upon his screen.
"CONTINUE..? 3...2...1.."
--Scene 3--
His screen flickers with static as he scans your shattered being...
He then stomps forward, confirming your death, releasing cold mechanical beeps...
Believing he's gone you twitch, and begin to crawl to safety..
You hear a static screech, then a bit-crushed voice.
"G A M E . . . N O T . . . O V E R . . ."
Rico (Starrcade Trio)
--Scene 1--
Rico mechanically marches over to you, kneeling down on one knee.
His gumballs rattle inside.
"You didn't think about your future..."
He gets up, and robotically marches off.
--Scene 2--
Rico reloads his Gumball Blaster, they swirl around and rattle endlessly.
He then swivels over to you, and approaches. He speaks monotone, mechanical..
"You didn't believe that shot was possible. That was your first mistake."
--Scene 3--
Rico stomps his way over to you, the metallic drumming coming to a stop once he reaches.
He looks at down you, his digital eye enlightened.
"I saw that angle right from the way you were walking in the beginning."
He boasts on.
"Off the wall at a 47.3° angle, traveling over there at 342 m/s, then finally landing on you."
A pause...
"Absolute pwnage."
Gene (Mystic Wanderers)
--Scene 1--
Gene hops forward, steadily approaching you.
His eyes, as bright as a lantern, glow with otherworldly, mischievous intent.
"Wahhhurrr!!!"
He stamps the sand beneath him with one foot, silence...
Then suddenly, the ground erupts!
A blue, gigantic, spectral hand, begins raising you from underneath, sand pouring off it's sides.
It's fingers begin to curl...
--Scene 2--
The air crackles with mystical energy as Gene raises his palm...
A ghostly blue hand materializes above him, its fingers twitching into place...
It lunges forward, growing larger with each passing second until reaches you.
It scoops you up, engulfing your battered body,
Gene approaches disappointed, shaking his head in shame.
"Hurr hurr hurr..."
You feel the grip tighten harder...
--Scene 3--
The gigantic spectral hand plucks you up with amazing precision... pinching your collar.
The other three fingers curled up in a mockingly elegant pose.
It hauls you over to Gene, dropping you at his feet with a loud THUD.
He bursts out laughing.
"Wahahahahaha!!!!"
Sandy (Mystic Wanderers)
--Scene 1--
The battlefield is eerily quiet... just the whistle of desert wind, and your weak coughing as you spit out mouthfuls of sand...
Sandy shuffles forward, rubbing his eyes with the back of his hand.
He doesn't open one eye.
"Did I... Win...?"
--Scene 2--
The air is thick with the scent of dust and dirt. You weakly claw at the ground...
You're trying to get up, but your arms are trembling with exhaustion.
With one final effort, you pull yourself up only to collapse back down with a rattling thud...
Sandy approaches.
"Wow... Great Idea..."
He collapses right down next to you, and begins snoring...?!
--Scene 3--
Sandy sluggishly pulls up to you. His eyes closed, indifferent to your pain.
He halts, the sand whirring around him.
"Hey... If you do something as dangerous as that again..."
He slightly opens his eyes, and looks down at you.
"You might enter a nap you'll never wake up from..."
Tara (Mystic Wanderers)
--Scene 1--
Only the sound of your ragged breathing, and the drip of your blood onto the sand, can be heard...
Tara’s sandaled feet step into view, her headwraps flapping against the wind. She drops something...
A single tarot card flutters down... landing face-up beside your trembling hand...
It reads, "THE FOOL."
--Scene 2--
Tara stands above you, skillfully shuffling her deck of tarot cards.
Each of them flipping and sliding every which way.
She then fans them out, insisting for you to pick.
Your slashed, and sliced hand raises up jaggedly to take one.
You turn it over, It reads, "JUDGEMENT."
You fearfully look upwards to her, and witness her singular visible eye, narrow decisively...
--Scene 3--
Tara approaches promptly, she fans open her deck of tarot cards, pulling one out.
You lift your face up from the sand, mouth slightly open.
She squints her eye, aiming keen, and then...
Just like that, she flings one right between your teeth!
You quickly spit it out, It reads, "DEATH."
You look up to her walking off, you stare puzzled...
And then, two shadows raise from the ground. They twist and form into the shape of Tara... dark and magical...
They close in...
Gale (Snowtel Trio)
--Scene 1--
You hear revving in the distance, and then...
There Gale is, as he hobbles into view, slapping his sputtering snowblower.
"Consarn it! How do I work this darn thing?! You see, back in my day-"
Then FWOOSH! A massive gust of wind slaps you in the face, hurdling you backwards.
"Whoops..."
--Scene 2--
The whole area is buried in snow, your frostbitten body, half-submerged...
Gale hobbles over at a icy-slow pace, his cheeks rosy red.
"Well All-Right! Slow and steady wins the race!"
He shuffles off, delighted.
--Scene 3--
All you can hear is the crunch of snow under Gale’s boots.
He ambles over to your frostbitten corpse. He pokes you with his snowblower nozzle, then nods approvingly!
"That's one less whipper-snapper to worry about! Oooh Mr P.'s gonna be sooo glad!"
He happily shuffles off.
Lou (Snowtel Trio)
--Scene 1--
You lay on the ground, shaking viciously. The cold is overwhelming...
All you can do is crawl at the frozen floor with numb fingers.
Lou's boots crunch into view.
"Easy Breezy! That's the Motto!"
--Scene 2--
All you could hear was the drip of melting ice... and your weak, shuddering breaths...
Lou rushes on over to you, and slows to a halt.
Hands on his hips, He let's out a disappointed sigh.
"Now what did I tell you! You were on thin ice!"
--Scene 3--
Your eyes fill with rage. Your heat nowhere to be found.
You shuffle, trying to move and break free from the mountain of ice that had encased your body.
Everything but your face.
Lou skates up on a trail of frost to you, then skirts to a stop.
"You cozy in there?"
Your face can barely move.
"Good! Now tell me..."
He lifts up a blue snow cone in one hand, a bright purple one in another.
"Do I go with Blueberry Swirl, or Grape Ape?"
Mr P. (Snowtel Trio)
--Scene 1--
Your blood drips onto the polished floor. You weakly push yourself up, your vision swimming with red haze...
You then look forward, Mr. P’s shiny shoes tapping toward you...
He halts, enraged... Then, a shrill, squawk!
"HHWURRAAAAA!"
He slams his briefcase down into your head, sending your face right back into the tile.
--Scene 2--
The cold tile presses against your cheek as you struggle to lift your head, only to see two Porters glide into view!
They stop before you, and look you up and down.
Without a moment's notice, they signal their boss.
Mr P. arrives, clicking his golden watch into place.
You can see his beak twitching, holding in a a shrill growl...
--Scene 3--
Mr. P taps on over to you, frustrated. He squabbles to himself then drops a suitcase right in front of you.
You watch him storm off, and you stare on confused...
Lifting your hand to grip the handle of the suitcase, you hear something faint...
A faint beeping...
Notes:
OH MY GOSH, YES. This one was SO GOOD, actually so much fun. Shout out to CinnaBuns and awesomesaucess 'cuz those first few were just too fun to do! Let me know who your favorite was! (Mine was Tara.) Also, new headcannon. Poco is so good at the guitar that he CAN'T make bad music, and his attacks dont hurt, they just slowly drain your soul until you're completely defeated.
Chapter 5: Brawlers: Wave 3
Notes:
Super quick fun fact! The Brawlywood Trio are based off the 3 wise monkeys, and how you survive in Hollywood. The monkeys themselves are a cultural symbol, they're about how to respond to negativity. You must Speak, Hear, and See no evil. When it comes to Brawl stars. Gray being a calm mime who literally barely talks. (Speak no evil) Lola a self-infatuated movie star who can't see any flaw in herself (See no evil) and of course, the super loud Sound Director who's an ACTUAL monkey and has a voice so loud you can't even criticize him. (Hear no Evil)
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Sprout (Bio-Dome)
--Scene 1--
The tiled floor of the biodome is littered with the remnants of greenery and plants.
You're sprawled out on the floor, too weak to escape.
Sprout wheels on over to you.
"You do not have a greeeeen thuuuuumb..."
You lift one arm above you, attempting to swat at it. With quick haste, it wheels back, still looking down on you.
"Yiiiiiikes..."
--Scene 2--
A motorized whirring is heard from a distance, you use the rest of your strength to look ahead.
You view Sprout as it wheels up slowly... It's mechanical casing wobbling the seed inside, as it reaches to a halt.
The bot tilts down to examine you...
"You have been perfectly pruuuuuned..."
You lay there, covered in gashes, cuts, and thorns.
"It looks good on yooouuuu..."
Sprout nods, satisfied with it's work... It then wheels off at a leisurely pace.
--Scene 3--
All you feel is the spiny rustling of girthy vines wrapping around your limbs.
They feel painful , and serpentine ...
Their gnarled surface, thorny to the touch, then wriggle over your mouth... covering it.
Sprout wheels on over to you, and mechanically speaks out.
"Do youuuuu likeeee treeeesss?"
You scream out, voice muffled, as the vines pull on you. You feel like you're being torn apart!
Sprout continues, it's voice vibrating robotically. "I liiiiiiike treeeeesss...."
It watches you take your last breath.
Bea (Bio-Dome)
--Scene1--
The entire battlefield is sticky with honey.
You pull and writhe, trying to free yourself from the golden goo, but It's no use...
Bea steps over to you, stout in nature, a smug look on her face.
"I’ve just had an epiph-honey ! What if... instead of brawling like a fool... you actually used your noggin up there?"
You stare at her, unamused. She's stroking her chin comically, looking back.
"No? Well alright..!"
Bea then skips off...
--Scene 2--
The low, agitating buzz and hum of Bea's children, all droning around you.
Bea strolls up, her boots clicking against the ground. She slowly shakes her head with a fake, mock sympathy...
She watches you twist and squirm, the painful throbbing of blisters all across your body.
She speaks out.
"Ahhh… the painful sting of defeat... I know that one all too well!"
--Scene 3--
Buzzing, buzzing, and more buzzing... everywhere.
Bea jogs over to you, and orders her children to retract their stingers from you.
The massive bees pull from you with a wet, sharp, painful extraction. Their barbs were as big as police spikes...
SCHLRK!
The massive bees then drone around her, Bea looking down at you ashamed.
"Aaaand that, is what happens to rascals who don’t BEE-have! "
A short silence, Bea then speaks out. "Well I thought it was funny..."
With a snap of her fingers, the Bees drop and divebomb you again! Stabbing you angrily.
Bea then skips off.
Rosa (Bio-Dome)
--Scene 1--
Rosa’s sneakers squeak against the Bio-Dome's tile floor, as she shuffles in place.
She's throwing sharp jabs at the air. Confidently shadow-boxing.
Her punches then slow down to a stop, she and looks down at you.
Your battered face, bruised lips, your pitiful being...
She's disappointed, and puts a hand on her hip.
"You've got to bob-and-weave mate! There's no hope winning like that..."
--Scene 2--
You're there, sprawled on the ground, barely conscious. Rosa strides up, her gloves raised in triumph.
She looks up, her face drenched in the sweat of victory.
"Awwww YEAH! These hands deserve a trophy! I put the petal to the metal!"
--Scene 3--
You can barely lift yourself from the tile, your arms trembling with exhaustion.
Rosa kneels before you, her gloves stained with your blood , and her victory...
She tilts her head, then with a sympathetic smirk and a shrug, she speaks out.
"Weed 'em and reap darling, it's what I do!"
She raises from your level looking around the Bio-Dome, then back down at you.
"You've got to boss-up though mate, My Venus fly-trap has better instincts!"
Mico (Brawlywood Trio)
--Scene 1--
Mico hops and swings off streetlights, coming into view, his golden earing glistening.
His eyes were wild with a horrid smugness.
He lectures on to you.
"Heyyyy buddy... brawlin’ ain’t an easy game! We all knew the risks , ya don’t see me howlin’ about it!"
Mico swivels around, and waltzes off.
--Scene 2--
Mico rushes over, and with one leap, he lands infront of your beaten and bruised being.
He stands as tall as his stature can, and throws his arms out wide.
"THAT’S HOW YOU THROW DOWN! I’M THE TOP OF THE WILDDD!!!"
He looks down to you, smirking.
"If only we coulda put that up on a screen...! Am I right, or am I right pal?!"
--Scene 3--
Mico approaches you, his eyes wild with rage.
He grabs you by the collar, and lifts you up.
"Monkeying around MY Broadway and thinkin’ you could just GET AWAY WITH THAT???
"OH YOU'VE GOT ANOTHA THING COMIN’, PAL!"
Lola (Brawlywood Trio)
--Scene 1--
Lola strides over to your crumpled body, her green fox-fur scarf draped around her shoulders.
She pulls it off, and lowers it level to your face.
"It’s all in the eyes, chico-They never lie!"
The diamond stud mock eyes begin to glisten, and shine a bit too bright..
--Scene 2--
You're laying battered on the floor, defeated, and then without a moments notice...
A wall of camera flashes erupts. There's paparazzi popping up every which way.
They swarm the scene, shoving mics and cameras in Lola’s face, while stepping all over you...
"Over here Lola!" One calls out, "No-No! This way!" another one cries.
She responds finally.
"I'm so sorryyy my darlings! This one has already taken up all my time...!"
She departs within a luxurious car, and the paparazzi turn to you, enraged.
--Scene 3--
Lola’s holographic doppelgänger materializes beside her, her Ego ...
They both tilt their heads at you with identical smirks, and then they speak in unison, echoing out.
"Ohhh, how GREEDYYY! You needed two of me to brawl?! One wasn’t enough?!"
They both cackle out maniacally.
Gray (Brawlywood Trio)
--Scene 1--
You drag yourself forward, every movement hurt so bad...
You stop before Gray's shoes.
Gray then twirls his cane, then suddenly launches into a perfect tap-dance routine!
He click-clacks his feet every which way. Then finishes with a bow.
He tips his hat, and leaves.
--Scene 2--
A dotted outline portal rips open right on the ground.
Gray chutes up from it, landing gracefully in front of you. His stature tall.
He adjusts his gloves, points a finger gun at you, and whispers.
"Pew." He says, with a simple gesture.
He then blows out his finger...? And departs. You finally believe it's over...
But you're instantly proven wrong, as a searing pain rips into your chest.
--Scene 3--
Gray mimes pulling a rope, hand going over hand, bit by bit,
He continues until he’s perfectly aligned in your view, as you lay on the floor.
He mimes an exaggerated panting. After, his ear shoots upwards, and he looks suspiciously.
All you see him do is slap both gloved hands on his cheeks.. He comically drop his mouth wide open in terror as he looks to the sky.
You stare unamused, then look up to what he's viewing.
A piano plummeting right above you.
Pearl (Goldarm Gang)
--Scene 1--
Pearl hauls over to you, throwing her hands up to her cheeks in mock surprise, as you stagger upright...
You're charred ... but still alive...
"Oh my DAYS! You’re still standing?! Were my treats not baked with enough love...?!"
Her oven door swings open, flames spew out and roar loudly.
"No Matter!"
She approaches slowly...
--Scene 2--
Pearl stomps through the smoked, burned battlefield...
There are burnt, crispy cookies, littered everywhere. Her voice is soaked in a genuine sorrow...
She finally approaches you and looks down, she kicks a nearby cookie away frustratedly.
"So you’re just goin’ ta let ‘em go to waste?! That's just peachy then! You didn’t deserve ‘em anyways!"
She storms off, leaving you there as you cough up ash and dust.
--Scene 3--
Pearl waddles over, and kneels down beside your crispy body.
Her voice radiating, warm and welcoming. She speaks out.
"If ya wanted a deliciously baked treat, ya could’ve just asked!"
The hinges on her oven door swivel open, letting a wave of heat pour out. You flinch back.
She takes out a scorching hot cookie, and slowly brings it to your mouth...
Sam (Goldarm Gang)
--Scene 1--
Sam saunters up to your unconscious body, nodding his head in approval.
"Knocked out cold by my jabbers eh? Don’t rag on yourself mate- It happens to the best of ‘em!"
He hauls himself off.
--Scene 2--
Sam approaches and kneels beside your pummeled face...
He's spots something... A tiny, red-and-white object, rolling out from your busted lips...
He kneels down to pick it up, holding it up the light like a treasure. He grins...
"Wouldja look at that! A PRIZE!"
He tosses it over his shoulder, then stands tall.
He drives his Knuckle Busters together letting them clash with a metallic CLANG!
"Boy, do I LOVE knockin’ out TEETH!"
--Scene 3--
You fade in and out of consciousness... your vision is blurring...
Sam’s shadow looms over you, his steel Knuckle Busters crackling with electric energy...
His face grins maliciously... "Oh- HO! You think the scuffle’s Over?!"
With a long wind-up... he SLAMS a Buster into your spine, electrocuting you back to consciousness with agonizing pain!
Your eyes dart around, then up to him. They widen in fear.
"Ha, ha-HA! Now… Put up ya jukes!"
Belle (Goldarm Gang)
--Scene 1--
Belle walks over to your broken body, her electro-railgun tucked tight within her gleaming golden arm.
It's powering down with a soft whispery whirr...
She scans you completely, confirming your defeat, then scoffs with a breath from her nose.
"Have a nice long nap greenhorn... You've earned it."
She holsters her weapon, and without further wait, leaves the scene.
You can hear the sound of her spurs jingle and spin, getting quieter in the distance.
--Scene 2--
Belle saunters up, her image looming over your crumpled body...
She yanks the big burlap sack of cash from your grip, and checks inside...
With just a quick scan, she had counted. Her nose wrinkles in disgust.
"Tch. Pathetic."
She drops the sack down onto the ground next to you, and nudges your face with her the tip of her boot. She then speaks out to you.
"Hey, chump."
You rear your head, fearfully looking up to meet her unamused face...
"You’re short."
--Scene 3--
Belle approaches slowly, the rattling of her spurs growing louder...
She's holding her railgun in one hand, and a wrinkly hit poster in another.
She raises it up to her face, then glances over to you, then back to the poster, and then once more back to you.
"This... is the runt from our target list..?"
She watches you twitch on the floor, utterly defeated.
She slightly smirks, revealing a shiny gold tooth...
"The… hell...?"
Bonnie (Stunt Show)
--Scene 1--
Clyde comes skidding to a halt beside your smoldering corpse.
Bonnie pops her head out, a manic grin stretched across her face
"Clyde has more power than you've got GUTS snot-face!"
She hops out, and stands over you.
Her oversized sleeve rustles a bit, and out rolls a grenade right into her palm...
"It's time for a real show..."
--Scene 2--
You cough through the gunpowder haze, watching as Bonnie launched from Clyde’s barrel.
She soars through the air, corkscrews, and falls like a meteor.
She then slams down in front of you, kneeling so close her face is right in yours.
"Looks like you need a stunt double!"
She speaks loudly, spitting everywhere on your face through her holed grin.
"But pfft, you’d probably find a way to crash n’ burn anyways!"
--Scene 3--
Bonnie fires out of Clyde, and twirls through the air.
She lands on a railing and begins to grind effortlessly, she's moving all throughout the course!
At the final moment, she flips off and lands right on you with a loud CRACK.
"YIPEEEEEEE!!! PERFECT FINISH!"
Her arms shot up into the air triumphantly.
"Uncle Stu’s gotta give me a solo show now!"
Janet (Stunt Show)
--Scene 1--
Janet soars above, a spotlight targeting her as she zooms in from the sky. She's singing her heart out.
She then closes in on you.
"‘Cuz if you believe in meee, like Rosa believes in Beaaa, then I've finally found the ONE!"
She hovers there, checking for your approval.
After being met with your bruised and unamused face. She rolls her eyes with a scoff:
"Ugh, you're clearly not a fannn."
She aims her microphone at you, and releases a glittery sonic shock-wave.
--Scene 2--
Janet boost in, hauling to a dramatic halt right in front of you...
"Nice fight! But it’s kinda unfair since I’m, y’know…"
She twirls around in the air, and strikes a pose.
"ROCKET powered?!"
She then blasts up high with a spin, leaving a choking smog behind as you wail in pain below.
She speaks into her microphone amplifying her voice from above.
"Oops! Sorry, Can’t hear you from up here!"
She boosts off into the distance.
--Scene 3--
She steps toward you, a pompous look on her face as she finally reaches.
"Took me forever to get over my fear of heights..."
She leans in with an excitement to her voice. Her eyes, wide.
"...But I found one suuuper fun method."
Janet glances up to a terribly high-up point in the course, then back to you.
"Wanna see it?"
S.T.U. (Stunt Show)
--Scene 1--
Stu blazes toward you, his wheel screeching as it melts residue onto the floor... black bubbly and sticky.
He skids to a stop, leaning over your literally smoking body with a crazy, jittery excitement...
"Th-th-thAt was GrrrrR-REAT! I'm always revving to bu-bU-buh-burn some RUBBER!"
--Scene 2--
Stu’s exhaust pipes roar as he approaches at rapid pace.
He then wheels circles around your broken and singed body, kicking up dust and smoke...
Suddenly, he grabs your collar and whips you into a violent 360° spin!
He then slams you, face-first into the pavement! You painfully slide across...
"Y-y-You FAILED the C-C-CRASH TEST, ya DUMMY!"
His engines rev once, then twice, and leaves tread marks and smoke as he speeds off.
--Scene 3--
Stu wobbles as he wheels over, laughing in glitchy bursts.
He then reaches down and grabs your hand, for a... congratulatory... shake...?
"HhhAA-hAaaa, G-g-gOt You… No-No-NOneThEless, it was a SP-ECTACULAR SHOW!
Then... FWOOSH! Fireworks erupt from his fingertips, sending searing sparks up your arm.
You cry out in agony while your skin crackles like bacon in a pan!
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Moe (Castle Courtyard)
--Scene 1--
The ground explodes as Moe bursts out in his wheel-drilling contraption, dust flying everywhere.
He hops out with a shiny grin, adjusts his hood, and starts waltzing on confidently, right into a wall...
Awkwardly staggering back, he collects himself, then pauses.
He sniffs the air, and finally reroutes toward you.
He even trips on his own tail on the way there.
"Cheesy fightin' style, I get it... But a rat’s gotta do what a rat’s gotta do!"
--Scene 2--
Moe kneels, his paws patting the ground while he looks around for you.
When you're finally found, he grins, and readies his shovel-bucklers.
"It’s about bloody time! Don’t worry, I’ll give ya-a proper burial!"
He starts dumping dirt on you with alarming speeds, the mound slowly growing.
You muffle from under the dirt, your body twitching.
"Just a minute!"
--Scene 3--
Moe stomps over to you, exhausted and fuming.
His whiskers are all scuffed up, and he's twitching in annoyance.
" Blimey! All that ruckus took a whole lot outta me ya know! I’ll throw ya inna' sewer for that one!"
He taps his foot angrily at you...? He's... facing the wrong direction...
Ash (Castle Courtyard)
--Scene1--
Ash stomps over, his boots crushing across the ground as he reaches.
He pokes your twitching body with his broom-blade, checking for your defeat.
"Ha, rubbish mate..."
You barely lift your head-just to collapse again.
Ash reels back in shock.
"WHAT?! Nah, I’m done, I'm DONE! I’m done dealin’ with these cunts!"
He stomps off, fuming.
--Scene 2--
Ash slams his broom-blade into the ground, leaning on it exasperated.
He squints at your busted face, nose clearly broken, legs twisted like a freshly baked roll.
You frustratedly look up to him.
"Fer Pete’s sake lad, take that steeewpid look off yer face!"
He kneels down.
"Whit did ye gain from that mince, eh!? A broken nose, an’ yer legs all mangled!?"
--Scene 3--
You lie on the floor, drowning in regret. Miniature Mouser robots scurry all around you.
Ash is seen wobble-running over to you, his blade pointed out as he yells.
"OOOOI! Ye stay right THERE! Don’t move an INCH!"
In a panic, you reach to crawl away from him-
Suddenly, a mouser whips over to you, and zooms over, blowing up in your face.
"OOOooh my- ARE YE DAFT?! I TOLD YE, NAE TAE MOVE!"
Grom (Castle Courtyard)
--Scene 1--
You blink through the smoke, just in time to see catch Grom looming...
He's got his Grom Bomb in hand, swinging like a pendulum.
He hurls it, then- BOOM! The explosion sending you spiraling into a burned-out husk...
He approaches and kneels, patting your charred shoulder...
"OH-Ho ho! Rest easy. Пожалуйста, и спасибо вам."
Then, His radio crackles-KRRRsssH!
A crushed up voice hisses from within.
"I heard you changed your coat..."
Grom snaps upright, eyes narrowing as he scans the battlefield for invisible threats.
Leaving you to bleed out in confusion...
--Scene 2--
You crawl away wounded, slowly making it through the rubble...
Every movement was pure agony...
That's when suddenly, a radio crackles...
KRRSsssHHH... "The bear is sleeping...!"
You turn just in time to see Grom raising Bud like a judge’s gavel...
Then- POW!
The walkie-talkie is slammed into your face leaving you flatlined...
Grom kneels beside your shattered bones, grinning.
"I was teaching, but you were not learning... Извините."
--Scene 3--
Grom squats beside your battered being, adjusting his hoodie.
He begins lecturing.
"You see, optimism is... lack of information. when you—"
Suddenly, KRRSSSHHH! Grom's Radio Blares...!
"The honey’s on the wrong shelf!"
Grom freezes wide-eyed, then springs up to dash off, leaving you mid-lesson...
Otis (Deepsea Trio)
--Scene 1--
The ocean pressure crushes your lungs as you lay on the seabed.
You watch Otis as he casually graffiti's on a nearby rock...
You squint to take it in... he's bubbling with excitement...
It's a mural of you, completely defeated...
He taps the front of your helmet with his hose, before swimming off.
--Scene 2--
Otis breakdances under the water in quick motions, twirling his ink hose around.
In an instant, he twirls and slams his hoses into your helmet!
Water, and thick inky darkness pour inside, suffocating you painfully...
--Scene 3--
Otis leads a giant starfish by... hand... and stops before you.
He aims his hose at you, pointing excitedly like you're a tourist attraction.
Then in an instant, the starfish leaps, latching itself onto your helmet cracking it, then spewing horrific toxins...
Clancy (Deepsea Trio)
--Scene 1--
Clancy crawls in out of nowhere, his canister-equipped tail wagging behind him...
He's checking every corner.
His war-paint flakes off his face as he approaches, and taps his tail against your bruised forehead.
He nods with approval.
"The way I scuttled into the fray, you couldn't have noticed me... And now...?!"
He grips both of his guns, holstered at his sides.
"It's time for a SHUCKING!"
--Scene 2--
Clancy rushes in, dual paintball guns aimed right at you.
His grin is terrifyingly wide as he unloads on you, yelling with each shot...
"A PINCH!" Thwack! Right on your collarbone...
"A PINCHHHUH!" Another Thwack, straight for your kneecap...
"A PINCH-PINCH-PINCH-PINCHHH! "
Clancy goes full auto, blasting you to oblivion, and leaving you in a painful, painted, bullet holed mess.
--Scene 3--
Clancy approaches, and stands tall over your beaten being.
He's got one glove, or- claw... on his chest, as he delivers his speech.
"We are SOLDIERS! And soldiers don’t end up in the Shellish boiling of a cooking pot native to the cruel chef's stove..."
"We won't falter, and we won’t yield! We will SCUTTLE onward, followed by my lead!"
"For I AM.... "
Clancy leaps onto a nearby rock, and screams out while unloading his paintball guns aimlessly, blazing pellets into the water above...
"THE RED WARRIORRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!"
Hank (Deepsea Trio)
--Scene 1--
The cannon barrel of Hank’s fish-tank bubbles ominously, as the lid pops open...
He then hops out, adjusts his tiny helmet, and paces in front of you in routine fashion.
"You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the anglers , and I will TEACH YOU!"
He then whips around, staring you dead in the eye.
"Now let me see your WAR FACE!"
--Scene 2--
Hank’s Fish-Tank rolls up, to your battered body. It's barrel bubbling with a crustaceous fury...
He speaks out from within.
"You stood no chance against my PINCER MANEUVER! I was PRAWN READY for this… one in a krillion!!"
Two flaps lift up from each side of his Fish-Tank, revealing a Tuna Torpedo on each side.
"I'm gonna blast ya into the next coral reef!"
--Scene 3--
Hank scuttles over to you on his own two feet, stopping right before your face.
You lay flat, sprawled out and defeated...
Pacing directly up to your ear, he then yells out louder than the punch of a pistol shrimp.
"Look at you whine like a little LARVAE…! If only I could show you the SHELLISH PAIN we soldiers go through for the sake of ALL LIFE in the ocean!"
He pauses, swinging a kick into your helmet and leaving a crack. You could barely move to fight back.
"IF ONLY! BUT YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH!"
Meg (Super City Heroes)
--Scene 1--
Meg’s stomps forward within Rob, shaking the ground as she nervously mutters to herself...
"Whew… that was scary…"
She notices you half-awake and watching her from the rubble...
She immediately puffs up.
"I mean- we battle KAIJUS for a living! What makes you think I’m scared of YOU?!"
She crackles her knuckles.
--Scene 2--
Meg hops out of Rob and jogs over, scanning your broken body with her comms device...
"Your vitals don’t look so good… You should really get that checked out..."
She pauses, and then smirks.
"And when you do make sure to get your brain too, 'cuz that whole plan was pretty stupid."
She scoffs then waltzes off.
--Scene 3--
Meg frantically mashes buttons in Rob’s cockpit, her voice strained with panic as he stomps over to you.
"Sorry! Rob is still in debugging currently, and- *grunts* -I meant for him to limit his strength and-"
Then she pauses, reading the screen in confusion...
"Oh, That was limited…"
Max (Super City Heroes)
--Scene 1--
A blur of red streaks past- Max skids to a stop, grinning down at your twitching body.
"In the lead, winning, number one, best of the best, WHOO!"
She crouches down to you, taking a long sip from her energy drink, then exhales with electric euphoria.
"It’s FREE ENERGY! I dunno how anybody could get tired of this!"
You lay paralyzed.
"You should try some... Anyways- See ya!"
She speeds off..
--Scene 2--
Max reappears in a flash, jogging in place as she watches your motionless corpse.
"That was just the warmup, right?"
She slows her jog to a stop, and scratches the back of her neck confused...
--Scene 3--
Max dusts off her gloves, surveying all around he battle wreckage.
Her eyes glisten with a heroic pride...
"Heh-heh. Max Energy for Max results...!"
She exhales triumphantly, then blurs into motion... Debris and wreckage fly and swing into place all around you.
They're being neatly cleaned up with unimaginable speeds...
Suddenly, a grip on your collar and then-
THOOM!
The world streaks past, and the next thing you know, you’re tied to a police station chair with a sticky note on your forehead..
It reads- "Caught by Max!!! :D"
Surge (Super City Heroes)
--Scene 1--
The sky splits with the sound of thunderous roaring turbines as Surge plummets like a meteor,
He crashes down so hard the concrete explodes into dust.
Surge then lurches forward, throwing his faceplate up against your face with a mechanical SNARL.
"SURGE AND-DESTROY."
You flinch like a scared puppy, only then for Surge to reel back...? His voice is suddenly chill...
"Haha! That never gets old. Take it easy, brah. I’m just joshin’! I already beat ur ass."
He then turns away, pumping his fists into the air as he saunters off chanting...
"SURGE-SURGE-SURGE-SURGE!"
--Scene 2--
Surge struts up, bulging his metallic muscles pompously as he arrives.
He yells out.
"WHOOO! I don’t know what you were on when you picked a fight with me, but it’s alright! You learned your lesson."
He slams one steel fist into his palm, BOOM! The shockwave blowing your face back.
"Another punk JUICED!"
--Scene 3--
Surge looms over your dry, broken body, his grin stretching too wide for his faceplate...
"Hahaha! You look PARCHED, brah! I think it’s High-Time for a refreshment.."
His right fist sinks into his arm, it repurposes into a whirring vat...
Electrified, acidic soda begins collecting inside, it fizzes with a bright teal...
The liquid glows like radioactive waste, dripping off the edge onto the ground. It burns tiny holes in the concrete...
He aims his Newly-Formed Soda cannon at you...
"DRINK UP."
Berry (Candy Land)
--Scene 1--
Berry lumbers over, his purple fur stained with melted ice cream... and shattered lollipops stabbed into his muscles.
He pokes your half-conscious face with the bottom end of a candy cane, voice dripping with empathy.
"Too sweet, ya said...? Well, that’s how things are ‘round here in Candyland... So get with the program… or Go Home."
He kicks a gumdrop up into your mouth before sulking off...
--Scene 2--
Berry strolls through the ruined candy store, stepping over shattered jars of rainbow sprinkles and crushed mints.
He stops at your limp body, tilting his head down with mock admiration.
"Wowww. Really like what ya did with the place... Looks just peachy. "
He releases a depressed sigh.
"Mandy’s gonna be sooooo happy…"
--Scene 3--
Berry's head shakes aggressively, his eye developing a violent twitch...
He then SNATCHES you up by the skull and raises you up eye-to-eye, then he shouts so loudly you're forced to wake up.
"CRUSHIN’ DREAMS, AND CANDY-COATIN’ NIGHTMARES! I THINK I’VE FINALLY FOUND THE REAL MEANIN’ OF THIS PLACE!"
He shakes you by the head aggressively, pleading for your response. His face is enraged.
"WHAT DO YOU THINK?!"
Before you can even answer, Berry uses his horsepower to hurl you into a crate, smashing it to bits...
You lay there, sprawled out in an avalanche of gummy bears...
Mandy (Candy Land)
--Scene 1--
Mandy saunters over, her candy-staff tapping the ground as she does so...
She pouts with fake sympathy, tilting her head.
"Awww, too sour for ya? SUCK IT UP!"
Her eyes flash with sudden rage as she whirls around and shrieks out.
"BEERRRYY!!! Get this LUG, OUTTA MY FACE!"
Berry scrambles on over to the both of you, as she whips back around to you, face enraged.
--Scene 2--
A crowd of Candyland workers gather around your broken body, whispering in.
They're horrified, but also kind of in awe...
Mandy storms into them, looking around with her hands on her hips.
"What is this, some kinda sight-seein’ trip?! Come on, people! GET A MOVE ON!"
The workers then scramble like a jar of dropped jelly beans...
--Scene 3--
Mandy inspects her Candy-Staff, frowning at the depleted reserves.
"Cruddy caramel... If I knew you were gonna go down that easy, I wouldn’t’ve used that much sugar!"
Chester pops out from behind her, grinning mischievously...
"Cooking, baking, brawling... No matter the occasion, you never fail to measure improperly! AHAHA-OW!"
Mandy grabs him by the hair and begins battering him over the head, leaving you to fade to black.
Chester (Candy Land)
--Scene 1--
Chester flops onto his belly, slamming the floor with his fist, and laughing like a hyena on sugar ...
There are tears streaming down onto the paint under his eyes. He points at your twitching body, wheezing...
"HAAAA Hahahahaha! Hoo, HAHAHAHA!" He turns over and calls out, "Hey, Mandy! Are you watching This!?"
Mandy glances over from a distance, lips twitching as she fails to hide her smirk.
Chester kicks his legs in the air, ecstatic from your suffering.
--Scene 2--
Chester waltzes up, pinching his nose like he just stepped in something foul...
"Man, it smells like LOSER over here! Whoever that is has got to get that under control!"
He looks around at every spot but yours...
--Scene 3--
Chester slams his Jack-in-the-box in front of you, he looks as happy as a kid on Christmas...
"What'll It be?! Go on, wind it up!"
You weakly turn the crank, and then POW!
A jawbreaker boxing glove shoots out, and obliterates your nose.
Chester falls over laughing maniacally, clutching his stomach.
--Scene.... 4???--
Chester mimics a train horn with terrible accuracy, leaning over your broken body.
"You think the party’s over? Of COURSE not! ALL ABOARD THE PAIN TRAIN! WHOO-WHOOT!"
He prances around you while chugging in the air.
--Scene 5!?--
Chester leans over you, examining with the warmest of sympathies...
"Golly, if this was a written compilation of all your most humiliating defeats, this one woulda been the WORST!"
He then grins wide...
"Good thing that could never happen!"
--Scene 9...--
Chester saunters over to your unconscious body, hands behind his head...
"And I thought I was gonna have to try! Thanks for makin’ me look Good. I love that."
--Scene 7..........--
Chester kneels beside you, holding a bell in his hand like a mic...
His eyes sparkling with admiration.
"Everybody's itchin’ to know YOUR secret! How do you always manage to lose so embarrassingly?! What’s the glorious method?!"
He waves the bell around in your face as you flinch backwards.
--Scene 8!!!!!!--
Chester looms over you, grinning like a mad man. Man, this guy sucks.
"So, I’ve gotta tell ya this GREAT story. I was brawling this loser one time, and somehow they didn’t land a single blow the whole fight! Wanna know the best part?! You’re gonna LOVE this! At the end, they collapsed right at my feet!!
He glances down at his feet, as your bloodied face lays there.
"Ah, good times."
--Scene 6...? Wait I think that ones wrong.--
Chester dives to your side, sobbing as you fade out...
"Oh no, buddy! You can’t go to the Shiny Candy Gates this early! They’ll never let ME in there!! NOOOOOOOO!"
He looks up dramatically while crying out.
--Scene 10. Finally, holy crap.--
Chester squats down besides you, he begins to lecture meaningfully.
"Didja know that 99% of brawlers give up the fight, right before they could've won it BIG!?"
You lay there, sputtering blood from your lips, half-conscious.
"...Well...? Didja?"
Notes:
Just so good... shout out to you guys for the frequent uplifting comments, they get me so giddy. And right off the bat, I know I say this LITERALLY Every wave, but my GOSH. That had to be THE BEST, Most FUN, Chaotic, and WILD Wave yet. Like, I don't think It can get BETTER than that. SO MUCH FUNNNN. Like UGH My favorites had to be Candy land, Bio-Dome, and Goldarm? Maybe Castle Courtyard, or deep-sea.. Goodness. I can't even lie, they're all my favorite! Again, Let me know which wave, AND which trios were your favorite. Because, WOW. It's always more fun than I'd thought it'd be. I hope the wait was worth it! P.S. -I dunno why surge is stupidly big in that one animation, but just imagine like what, Meg's Robot could be like 14 feet tall, so Surge should be like around 11-12 feet tall. Like a smaller Optimus Prime or something lol. Maybe he gets bigger as he upgrades. But yeah thats all. Huh? What was that? What do you mean Chester has more than 3 lines...
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Doug (Velocirapids)
--Scene 1--
Doug wobbles up, his long neck wiggling like a pool noodle…
He chomps his hotdog, licks his fingers, then wipes his hands and speaks out.
"Tough battle, right? Hey bruh, kiddie pool…?"
He points off in the distance.
“Other way! Just a suggestion."
He grins and wobbles off, leaving you to drown for good.
--Scene 2--
Doug leans over you, half-chewed hotdog falling out of his mouth…
"That’s a shame, bruh! You didn’t even get to try all this meaty goodness before you went all Jurassic on me!"
He waves another sizzling one in your face just out of reach…
He then rips it away! Doug chuckles while he waddles off.
--Scene 3--
You spew and spit out water as Doug approaches.
"I mean, you coulda brought sunscreen? I really don’t know what coulda saved ya bruh.”
Doug then grins, while stretching, he then raises one palm up...
“Don’t sweat it though, I’ll ease you off with one final splashdown!”
Doug slams the palm of his suit down releasing a massive wave of water…
It crashes into you, the impact sending you unconscious…
Buzz (Velocirapids)
--Scene 1--
Buzz yanks you up by your collar, bringing you face-to-face, a mean glare beaming is through his shades.
His whistle dangles from his mouth, as he spits out while shouting.
"I RULE this pool, you realize who's rapids you’ve stepped INTO!?"
He SLAMS his tiny rescue board over your head with a loud CRACK , leaving you floating in a puddle of your own blood.
Buzz is taken aback by his own stout anger...
"Yeesh- Uh, I think we're gonna need a clean up over here...! I might've, went overboard..."
--Scene 2--
Buzz twirls the whistle band around his finger as he approaches,
He leans down to mock your weak being.
Raising the whistle up, he blows it loudly, and shouts out afterwards...
"That’s just a TASTE of my DINO-MITE! You swam near these parts, so you won’t live to tell the tale!"
He kicks you deep into the water, watching as your bubbles slow to a stop…
--Scene 3--
Buzz squats at the pool’s edge, shaking his head disappointedly. He speaks out…
"I tried to warn you. But you just can't save everyone!”
He tilts his shades down, watching you float there battered…
“And you, my friend? That was your final dive.”
He blows his whistle wildly, and almost as if commanded... An enormous wave forms?!
It's approaching you rapidly from the pool's edge…
Shade (Ghost Station)
--Scene 1--
Shade giggles as it swirls around you like a ghostly tornado, its mittens flop adorably.
Suddenly, Shade stops right before your face, raises both sleeves up and… WHAP!
It slams both mittens onto your ears, popping your drums… Blood then trickles down from your neck….
You collapse, and fade out, hearing Shade's giggles echoing into silence...
--Scene 2--
You crawl forward, thinking you’re safe…
It’s then when Shade's head slowly rises, phasing from the station tiles like a nightmarish mole…
It’s eyes widened surprisingly, mocking yours.. Shade then giggles, and grabs the front of your face.
It begins yanking your face down, landing three slams right into the tile!
Shade then waves a mitten, and phases back down into the floor…
--Scene 3--
Shade approaches, and suddenly drops it’s assortment of clothes onto the floor…
Empty…?
You stare, confused. Until the air distorts…
A gigantic, many-eyed ghostly mass forms… It looks like something that should never ever be seen by any naked eye...
Shade's giggling deeply with a horrific glee as it looms over you, in a spectral phantasm...
Chuck (Ghost Station)
--Scene 1--
Chuck rolls up in his train-engine wheel chair, steam hisses from the sides.
He then adjusts his cap and yells out, his hands cupped around his mouth…
" Attenzione, ATTENZIONEE!! One idiot foolish enough to cause trouble in the station! Up for GRABS!"
The air crackles as ghostly whispers swarm around you, Chuck looks back at you, grinning….
--Scene 2--
You wail out in pain as Chuck claps his hands with remembrance…
"Ahhh, mwah... BELLISSIMO! That reminds me!"
You look over to him, crazy eyed and confused..
“With the specter's wails, and my teaching…”
He raises his hands out wide, and his grin stretches too far…
“We could make a symphony! I could return to my former glory!”
“Of course, we're going to need you off the stage first.”
Chuck then grips his wheels, and his engines roar once more...
--Scene 3--
You fade into consciousness, and begin to look around.
You meet ghosts giggling above you, and in the distance, Chuck hurdling toward you…
His wheels screech, and he himself wails from a distance…
"SPOSTATEVI! SPOSTATEVI! I’m gonna crush this bastard right under my Wheels!"
Your eyes widen, as the ghosts disperse and wiggle away in all directions.
Then, the wheels grow too close…
Gus (Ghost Station)
--Scene1--
Gus stomps over to you, all while whining at his spectral balloon dog…
"Urrrghhh, Spooky!! I was supposed to get them, not you!"
Spooky then barks, and floats over to your barely conscious body. Nudging you awake.
Gus looks over, surprised.
"Ohhh… cool! Thanks Spooky!"
His mischievous wavy smile returns as he slowly approaches you, spectral energy begins crackling in his palm…
--Scene 2--
Gus crouches down to your level, tilting his head with sympathy.
"Was it scary? Hehehe!"
He then pauses, and pats your head mockingly…
"Good thing it’s over now!"
You stare confused, and then glance at his balloon…
Its grin stretches wide and teeth grow sharp, it glows ever brighter as it slowly turns over to face you…
--Scene 3--
Gus saunters up to you with a lazy, mischievous smile.
With his light blue balloon bobbing beside him, His smile then grows into a grin…
He speaks out. "I was talking to 'em all 'n... My friends said they can’t wait to meet you!"
He gestures vaguely behind him, allowing countless spectral figures to begin to materialize from the shadows…
As their ghostly green glow fills the station, They giggle distortedly...
The ghosts swim around the air, phasing in and out of the walls, clumsily slamming into each other blinded by their bloodlust...
Gus watches with his childlike amazement as they close in on you.
Trunk (Enchanted Forest)
--Scene 1--
Trunk’s bark creaks ominously as two pairs of glinting ant eyes peer out from the hollow stump.
Chittering whispers echo out, Trunks voice is heard collectively ...
"There are strength in numbers! So many… So many numbers…"
The ants then pour out like a black living flood, engulfing your body in a writhing, biting mass...
--Scene 2--
You raise your face from the floor of the chittering battleground,
You meet Trunk standing upright before you.
They lumber closer, the ants within forming a grinning face in the darkness of it's maw.
The voice echoes out with collective mockery...
"How did you not anticipate this? You are one. We are THOUSANDS."
--Scene 3--
Trunk creaks forward, the ants within chittering mockingly. They cease for a moment.
Then speaking out to you with a dire questioning.
"It's a theory you humans have, that if a tree falls in a forest, and nobody is around to hear it…?
Trunk lumbers even closer, the ants within stare with lethal hunger
"Does it truly make a sound...?"
Lily (Enchanted Forest)
--Scene 1--
Lily scuttles over with uncanny speed, her beetle-wing like leaf cloak fluttering ever so slightly...
She pauses, tilting her head as she scans your weakened body.
Completely dead, she presumes. Then begins to make her way off…
Suddenly, you twitch out pained... It causes her entire posture to SNAP up rigidly.
Two razor-sharp thorn-barbs erupt from the backs of her hands as she whips around, unleashing a flurry of stabs right into your spine.
She leaves you in a pool of blood, as she vanishes into the distance.
--Scene 2--
You lift your head, your ears picking up a faint, high-pitched whistling. It’s like a baseball cutting through air…?
Just then, a vibrant glowing bulb arcs down from the treetops in the distance. It slams into the ground beside you.
Its detonation releases a thick cloud of golden pollen!
Lily emerges from the haze, shaking off the dust with a jagged shudder.
Her glowing eyes lock onto yours… Then one wet glistening thorn-barb slowly extends from her the back of her wrist.
Her barb is aimed at you, hovering just millimeters away from your eyeball.
You wait in horror for her strike, the anticipation itself is killing you...
--Scene 3--
You crawl forward desperately through the rugged dirt.
It's then when the ground beneath, and the surrounding trees, suddenly begin to darken... It's a sickly violet...
Lily materializes from the shadow realm, grabbing your wrist as she rises from below...
Your eyes widen in terror as hers narrow with cold focus. She holds your wrist in her hand, staring you down from above...
Then in an instant, CRACK.
The sound of your wrist bone breaking echoes along with your scream.
She drops your limp arm and vanishes back into the forest gloom, leaving you whimpering in the dirt…
Cordelius (Enchanted Forest)
--Scene 1--
You can hear Cordelius’ blabbering grow slightly clearer.
“Heheh... Mush..! Mush….”
You finally fade in from unconsciousness, Fear in your eyes… He notices, and smirks wickedly…
“HaHA!!! Don’t mind me…! It’s just…”
His eyes dart around you, inspecting…
“You’re… perfect for Composting...”
Just as he said so, the spores surrounding grow seemingly thicker and more painful…
--Scene 2--
The battlefield plunges into a swirling purple mist, the air is then thick with the scent of musty earth and nasty miasma..
You’re in the shadow realm…
Cordelius approaches, prancing through the dark fog, he’s ecstatic...
"Greetings again! Oh...? Is that the early stage of the Midnight Gloom-Cap? It is just beautiful!"
He gestures to the disgusting purple spores climbing up your body. You question when they even got there...
Cordelius giggles as he locks eyes with you…
"Doesn't this place captivate you?” He says, his hands outstretched. “You’re in MY world Now…!"
--Scene 3--
Cordelius steps from a puffy haze, his silhouette grows closer.
He’s holding a glowing mushroom that writhes in his grip… its spores puff off and float towards you…
He screams out wildly, shaking the trees in the forest surrounding you...
“It’s TIME for the SHROOM and DOOM SHOOW!”
He loads the mushroom into his fumigator, and launches it right at you!
Its explosion on contact releases a vicious spore cloud… You gag and collapse as the spores burn your lungs…
You can hear his giggling in the distance as you fade out.
Angelo (Swamp of Love)
--Scene 1--
A high-pitched buzz cuts through the swamp air as Angelo drops down near you.
They're hovering just above your bruised covered body...
They do a stylish tut, and flick their head, waving their hair off.
"Ugh, darling, you need to learn how to DANCE! Like, what the heck was that?!”
You look up to them pained and angry, your face covered in swamp mud.
They mock it, flopping hopelessly midair. They then smile and buzz off.
--Scene 2--
Angelo buzzes over to you and inspects carefully, they smirk…
Angelo, after lowering down, plucks one of their mosquito-tipped arrows from your chest. The bug's translucent abdomen is swollen with your blood.
They remove it and grin, placing it down on their palm proudly…
"RrrRRrrr , fed her WELL! ‘Preciate the donation, darling!"
They blow you a kiss and zip away, leaving your bruised, drained, and anemic corpse... for dirt.
--Scene 3--
You gasp through toxic fumes, your skin blistering a painful green as Angelo kneels beside you. They speaks out...
"'Toxic tears' by Yours Truly… Angelo! I just had to give you a free sample, since you wanted it SOOO bad...”
Your vision slowly swims as neon-green venom courses through your veins. You cough out in agony, and Angelo speaks out.
“Oh my gosh STOPPP! It's not thattt good, is ittt?”
The last thing you hear is their prideful giggling, and heavy buzzing as you fade out.
Alli (Swamp of Love)
--Scene 1--
The swamp water explodes as Alli launches out, landing with a splash beside your shaking body.
You watch in horror as she licks her teeth, eyes glinting.
She speaks out to you...
"Y’know, mate, a bite force of 2980 psi… an’ I’ve never tried bitin’ through bone before!"
Alli then grins, leaning in way too close...
--Scene 2--
Alli flicks her tongue around the inside of her red stained mouth, while sniffing the air like a predator...
She confidently calls out to you.
"Blood type O Positive, right!?"
You stare at her in horror, not releasing a peep...
"No? Or are ya not gonna tell me? Tch, Spoilsport…"
She crawls back into the murky water, leaving you paralyzed and bleeding out...
--Scene 3--
The air is thick with swamp heat as you struggle to stand, your body battered from the fight.
Alli erupts from the murky water, her scaled frame dripping as she locks eyes with your frustrated face.
"Carrying on like a porkchop that whole fight! You gonna get all agro now that you've lost!?"
She grins manically, her razor sharp teeth stained with your red.
"Coulda done that earlier. Whole barney woulda been much more fun!"
Willow (Swamp of Love)
--Scene 1--
The swamp bubbles with toxic fumes as Willow strides over to your broken body, her Frog Lantern swinging in hand...
Finally growing closer, she grins at your aching wails. She’s delighted at your suffering, and leans down to speak out to you...
"Screams of painn YES! Music to-my ears! Why didn’t you do more of that earlier?"
With one foot to the back of your head, She presses your face back down under, cackling at your bubbling below...
--Scene 2--
Willow ponders over your twitching body, your whole head and mind ensnared by a massive wriggling Tadpole Spirit.
"How many souls have I taken so far... I think I'm starting to lose count!"
She gestures her fingers as if pulling strings, causing you to slowly pull upright onto all fours, becoming her improvised stool.
She plops down, sitting promptly. Crossing her legs with her face still puzzled. She massages her chin as you struggle to keep her up, and your weak arms begin to tremble.
"Maybe it’ll come back to me later.... —Huh?”
Willow notices your squirming. Her brows furrow with annoyance as she looks down…
“Did I ask for you to dance…?"
--Scene 3--
Willow twirls her fingers around, one small tadpole spirit swims around. Quietly dripping with poisonous magic…
She watches you, defeated, and begins listing out her options…
"So many choices…! I could feed you to the fishes, y'know? Give ‘em a treat! Orrrr I could string you up to the vines upside down and let you slowly lose it… Or maybe I could drop another hex on you, have it burn, and just watch... What do you think?"
Her sadistic gaze locks into your horrified face, She takes in your loss for words, as you’re paralyzed by fear. It fills her with ecstasy...
After Willow's grin grows wider, she grips the spirit and slams it back into her lantern. Clasping her hands together tightly afterwards...
"You know what...? I Agree! All THREE together seems like WAY more fun!”
Notes:
Some head canons I've got: Shade is Mimikyu CONFIRMED! Sike nah lmao. On a more serious note, it would be amazing if it's ghost form worked that way. Another head canon as well, Even though the ghosts of the station are very malicious, they take a liking to Gus because of his naivety and unknowingness to how dangerous they are. It's actually amusing for them! So they fight with him and support him. Also If you noticed willow's special pin doesn't have her smiling, so I edited it! Doesn't it look cooler? (Edit, This chapter was ORIGINALLY posted on the 14th of may, but I had to re-add the newer brawlers! I cooked up the scenes for them right off the dome and my gosh. Alli is just so cool. She's like killer croc, but in brawl stars. And she's Australian. 😭)
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Finx (Pyramid Quest)
--Scene 1--
Finx strides forward, his rough bandages glistening with sweat under the hot sun...
His hypnotic eyes narrow as he clenches his fist, voice drips with clear irritation...
"اللعنة! So much trouble you've caused… I shall cleanse your calamitous form… Here and now!"
He swipes his arm to the side, ripping through time itself sending forth a wave of chronal energy, hitting you fiercely, blistering your skin and sending you tumbling backwards
"Ah, Hah-hah… My power is the one thing you can never escape!"
--Scene 2--
You stare upwards, paralyzed by Finx's otherworldly beauty as he tilts his head, cat like, and amused...
"What are you staring at? Ah, no matter. The fight has ended...!"
His staff cracks with chronal energy as he slams the end of it down into the floor!
“CATACLYSM!!!”
The shockwave freezes you in a mystical time-locked prison…
“Now, I’ll leave you here to think about what you’ve done. For eternity…!”
Finx departs slowly, your fate sealed by his hand...
--Scene 3–
Finx adjusts his bandages, smiling down at you with warped justice.
He speaks out to you.
“Habibi... much time has passed since I last communed with Anubis...”
His smile grows then, into a glistening grin. He locks eyes with you...
“When you finally meet him, make sure to send my regards…!”
Finx then flips his staff around, aiming it right at your face. It sparks and grows brighter…
Lumi (MadEvil Manor)
--Scene 1--
Lumi strides over, her flails retracting into their sockets with a metallic clanging. She holsters them afterwards…
She tilts her head at your agonized groans, unimpressed and disturbed.
"Ay! Stop that! The deceased have no room to complain! And that growl... it eh, needs work."
She adjusts her gloves and walks off, leaving you to freeze in silent shame and pain.
--Scene 2--
The freezing cold chain of her flail is coiled around your leg, biting into your flesh as Lumi yanks you closer like a fisherwoman reeling in a catch.
She grunts after every pull, finally nearing you.
"If it’s up to me, I say urgh- let the snow into the cabin, and agh- ice onto the porch... That’s the mentality that always gets me by! And as for you… Where is your resilience, Toveri?"
She frees the chain from your battered body, holstering her now connected flails, leaving you bleeding in the slush of snow as she makes off.
--Scene 3--
The ground quakes as Lumi rips her flails free, sending chunks of earth flying all over.
The maces reel back into their handles as the ground below is shattered and cracked…
You collapse, dropping your face at her boots. She lowers her weapons disappointedly.
"I even slowed the tempo for you, and somehow you still missed every beat!”
Lumi then begins spinning her flail again, it catches traction and speed in no time.
“Ah, Harmi…”
Draco (MadEvil Manor)
--Scene 1--
Draco slides in on his knees, wailing on his guitar releasing a ferocious riff…
"WOOOOO HOOOOO! TOTAL-PARTY KIIIILLLLLL! HA-HA!"
After getting up promptly, he then holsters his axe, looking down at your ruined body with glee.
"You've been defeated by the ACE OF BLADES! Wow, I don't think I've had a campaign better than THIS!"
--Scene 2--
Draco holsters his dragon-sealing artifact on his belt as he approaches, patting it proudly…
He then leans over your defeated being, grinning.
"Some fight, Ha! Didja like, dump-stat dexterity or what…?"
You lift your face up from the ashen ground meeting his grinning face...
After taking in the hilarity, Draco then makes his way off while speaking back.
“Not my fault you lost! Try to like, not roll a one next time, alright!?”
--Scene 3--
You can barely lift your head from the charred grounds as Draco soars through, swooping in on his inflatable dragon.
His guitar-axe screeching a powerful cord, as he yells out from above...
"Dragon… ROAR!"
A gigantic fireball drops from the beast's maw, crashes down, the explosion hurdling you into a smoldering mess.
Draco then dives down landing right beside you, his dragon bucks up, spewing ash as he dismounts with a flourish.
"Thrash, Slash , BASH and- DASH! That’s how you BRAWL!"
Draco looks down at you, and can't help but pity... He speaks out.
"But uh, you might wanna start looking into new classes. ‘Cuz whatever this is? Doesn't do ya much good..."
Jae-Young (Starr Karaoke)
--Scene 1--
Jae-Young flips through his work portfolio, humming along to the still-playing track.
He pauses, squinting at your broken body .
"That track didn’t call for a duet… So you can't blame me!"
He shrugs, tossing a business card onto your chest, a reference to his conferencing job…
Jae then struts off, jamming to his beats.
--Scene 2--
You lift your head to the sound of bass-heavy K-pop blasting from a shiny boombox.
Jae-Young grins, adjusting his glasses with surging pride.
"By the way… what did you think of my Demo!? I say it’s PERFECT for brawling!"
Jae begins hitting the rewind button on the tape, forcing you to re-listen to the same 10-second loop of chaos as he nods along, Oblivious to your torture…
--Scene 3--
Jae-Young hauls over, sweat dripping from his hairline, his tie wrapped tightly around his forehead.
He pants, wiping his brow before pointing at you and your defeat.
"The love has left… but I still fight! In this world… you can never leave a song unfinished!"
He clears his throat, grabs his sake bottle from under his belt, and powers out a song so off-key it grates your ears…
You drop your head in agony as Jae hits the high note with pure enthusiasm.
"It's ALL for the GLORRYYY of GAAALAAAAA!!!"
Melodie (Starr Karaoke)
--Scene 1--
Melodie’s twin sonic notes orbit her adorably as she watches mockingly, Taking in your writhing body.
“와우..! Who knew the likes of you could hit a note like that."
She giggles, twirling her spike-lined microphone out and about between her fingers.
“Too bad it was your ears sparking, and not your actual talent... Bummer...”
Both notes then hone in on you, bursting into powerful sonic shockwaves, knocking you out cold.
--Scene 2--
Melodie crouches beside you, her shadow blocking the flashing phone lights as the crowd screams her name.
She leans in, her voice as sweet as honey, but still carrying a lethal poison…
"Psst… I’ve got no clue how good the ground tastes, but I feel like you shouldn’t stay down there too long… Oh yeah, and Don’t miss the show…!"
Melodie then pats your head, then turns up from you to face the crowd. She belts straight into her mic.
"FIGHT-IS OVERR, YOU GUYS! Shout-out to all my supporting Melodie MINIONS!"
The crowd from around you screams so loud it knocks you right back into unconsciousness.
--Scene 3--
You tiredly blink up at Melodie, all the spotlights haloing her as thousands of phones from the viewers within the stadium record your defeat.
She gives a mocking pout, tilting her head.
“What a fight… Surely I'm still your idol after that though… No? That’s too bad~... I couldn't stand the thought of being unloved by anyone..."
She turns, hair flipping dramatically, her grin grows wide... A shiny glint as she shrieks into her mic...
"MELODIANS!!! ARE YOU READY TO ROCK?!"
The feedback from the crowd is literal sonic damage to your ears.
Your head vibrates violently, as you fade out of consciousness... And more sooner than later, security rush on stage to remove you...
Kenji (Starr Park Sushi Joint)
--Scene 1–
Kenji sighs, looking down at your defeated corpse, just like a chef facing the most useless ingredients…
He speaks out to you, now looking off into the distance...
"I expected a battle as Hot as Wasabi! Yet… I have met one as Cold as Sashimi…"
He shakes his head, pitying you one last time, and then strides off to more worthy opponents…
--Scene 2--
Kenji glides forward, his katana glistening with pristine steel.
With a fluid motion, he slides it back into the beefy Tuna strapped to his back, the fish holding it promptly.
"My blade never forgets a brawler… Although, for you, it seems it will surely break that rule."
He nods ever so slightly, then vanishes into the mist, leaving you unworthy of even a final glance…
--Scene 3--
Kenji stands over you, his katana dripping with your blood.
His eyes narrow with disappointment as he lifts the blade, setting it into the inside of his elbow…
He’s performing the Chiburui, gliding it through quickly and ending it with a graceful flick to cleanse the steel.
"You have… no honor . Do not dare pick up any blade…! Ever, throughout your life."
He sheathes it into the tuna with one final thrust, then turns, his voice softer…?
"Heed my warning, This is… for your own sake."
He walks away, leaving you alive, but disgraced.
Kaze (Geisha) (Starr Park Sushi Joint)
--Scene 1–
Kaze glides toward you, her kimono fluttering similar to the cherry blossoms that fall surrounding you both.
She lowers her fans while kneeling beside your fading body, her voice is soft… just like silk.
"I truly do hope you pass on peacefully into the next life..."
She folds her hands into her sleeves, bows, and drifts away, leaving you to dissolve into the beautiful grassy field…
--Scene 2--
Kaze holsters her fans and claps her hands with wondrous glee, her eyes sparkling.
"A wonderful battle indeed! It felt as though the wind itself was dancing with us!"
Kaze does a small graceful bow, then begins making her way off. She speaks back softly..
“I couldn’t have thanked you enough…!”
--Scene 3--
Kaze approaches, ready to speak out to you, but then suddenly…
She pauses, shutting her fans closed. After noticing her ruffled attire, a small hint of rage flickers. She speaks out quickly...
“Wha… You wrinkled my Kimono…!”
With no time, her fury is gone in a flash as she smooths the fabric, calming back down…
"Ah… It’s fine. It’s just a small price for a gracious dance, right? The pleasure is mine...!"
She then departs swiftly, petals from the ground floating behind her.
Kaze (Shinobi) (Starr Park Sushi Joint)
--Scene 1--
Kaze grimaces down through her oni mask, her face half-hidden in mystery... Her voice is icy, laced with mockery.
"It could’ve been quick and painless… but no, you just couldn’t sit still… "
With no further wait, Kaze then fades into the breeze, her soft laughter trailing behind... Leaving you to bleed out in silence.
--Scene 2--
Kaze squats down beside you, tilting her head like a predator inspecting it’s finished prey….
She then speaks out to you, the sharp cruelty in her voice could pierce through you physically as she taunted...
"It’s important that you understand something..."
A Horrifically long pause… She then finally breaks the silence.
"The fact that you didn’t even see me…? That was mercy enough."
Kaze flicks a drop of your blood off of the blade of her Kunai-fan, then vanishes off into the distance with no hurry...
--Scene 3--
The shinobi slowly approaches through the crimson blood stained grass, you can soon make her out…
You can barely speak, and you were near paralyzed as you laid there in agony and pain…
Kaze finally reaches, and looks down on you. A half Oni Mask hiding everything but her smirking vicious eyes…
She speaks out to you, the softness of her voice was irrelevant, as her speech was piercing… Colder than ice…
She noticed the life slowly drain out from within you...
"Before you go, I beg that you inform me…”
Kaze then lowers herself to your level, kneeling while sheathing her Kunai-Fan blades…
“How did my blades taste…? You know... as we fought?"
She traces a finger along your wounds and cuts... from the stomach to the chest, finally reaching the ones on your neck…
Each touch was more painful, adding an additional sting to the suffering you were already going through…
"It seems I have forgotten what it was like, It’s been so long since I’ve met one…"
A final gust of wind blows across the field, no sounds but the dripping of your blood...
No view other than the mock of Kaze’s eyes from above, pitying yours...
Notes:
It's been Sooo long since I've posted but I've gotten it done in the end! And just as usual, it was STUPIDLY FUN. I don't know why but this batch of brawlers seem so much more Menacing than the previous ones! It's like a spooky occasion or something. Point in case brawlers like Kaze. Ugh, Kaze... The woman that you are... (She's literally the reason I got up and started wave four.) Doing both of Kaze's lines STARKLY different from eachother was just so much fun I couldn't contain myself. I love how taunting and just flat out CRUEL and rude she is in Ninja form. It's almost as if no matter how pretty, beautiful, and kind she is as a Geisha, she can't erase who she truly was in the past. A Monster... Too cool! Then DRACOOO It was too much fun Mixing DND Game-lingo into Draco's dialogue. Because he's strong, but still an absolute nerd. And OH MY GOSH. FINX. I feel as though I glazed him... The mixing of time into his lines is just so much fun. It's JJBA's fault for me having an addiction to time related powers. He HAD to have been the most fun out of all of the brawlers. AND HE'S a SOLO trio runner. In fact, even though a lot of these teams at the time of making had unfinished trios, It still didn't hinder any of the creativity factor at all. Ugh, peak. but yeah let me know which ones were your favs again!

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