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You were friends with Hu Tao.
Had been since you were both young, in fact. Back in those days you lacked many friends, being new to Liyue, and Hu Tao was so outgoing and friendly that you had been drawn to her – playing small games, pranks and hanging out; a trait that persisted even as you grew older. When she took over her family business things grew a bit more strained due to time constraints, but you found the time and so too did she.
Naturally though Hu Tao was a bit of tease, both to her friends and acquaintances – and you were no exception. Her most common tease was your lack of a love life, in part due to your studying and small jobs that kept you too occupied to think of finding a partner. Trying to tease her in return didn't work either, as Hu Tao assured she was 'waiting for the right man' and never elaborated further, dodging any questions and leaving you exasperated that she pulled one over you.
But in the end, you were friends. Despite the many, many pranks she pulled on you.
It was because of all those pranks though that you gained the courage to do them in return.
Such as right now.
Kkrk- clunk.
The metal lock came loose and you pushed the front door to the Wangsheng Funeral Parlour open. No light was lit within and the night outside meant you had minimal natural light; even the moon was hidden behind the thick clouds rolling over the city. You didn't mind though; your eyes had adjusted to the dark by now and you knew for a fact the other consultants lived elsewhere in Liyue.
Hu Tao didn't. While she probably could afford a small apartment of her own in the mercantile district she was always keen to save money for a rainy day due to the nature of her work, and as such she often opted to spend her nights here – a fact you knew so intimately thanks to the many sleepovers you had here when you were younger. Once upon a time this place had intimidated you, but now?
It was oddly welcoming.
You smiled, but you didn't let yourself be distracted. Quietly you shuffled in and shut the door behind you, doing it slowly as to ensure it made not even a peep – and your shoulders slackened when it finally closed. You didn't bother to lock it and instead you swept your gaze over the refined wooden interior, not a speck of dust to rest upon any surface even at this late hour, owing to Hu Tao's diligence with her work. It was the thought of your bubbly prankster of a friend that coaxed you further into the building; your eyes darting to a door on the far right.
Reaching it you grasped the wooden handle and bent slowly, prepared for a creak – but none came. Nor did the hinges squeak when you pushed the door inwards, revealing a long if narrow corridor that branched off into multiple other rooms – two storage rooms on the left for coffins or the recently dead, one on the right for meetings, one on the far left for more casual affairs... and the far right one, where Hu Tao slept.
No light pierced into the hallway but there was little to trip you, so you walked with impunity across the wooden floorboards, only the faintest of creaks betraying your presence. Hu Tao wasn't a light sleeper though that much you knew; despite her erratic sleep schedule once she was out it took nothing short of a slap or a shout to get her up. Your preferred method of rolling her up in her futon like a wrap and throwing her into the river also worked, though.
Just once though. She slept lighter after that day... after putting you through the same thing a few months later.
Shaking off fond memories you reached her door and bent the handle; exercising extreme caution as you cracked the door open and peeked inside. Though no candles were lit the multiple closed windows let the night's gloom shine in; mottled moonlight reflecting off of the ceremonial artifacts on her shelves or the board game left played out in one corner next to a novel. You pushed the door open wider, enough to stick your head in.
And in the centre of her bedroom laid Hu Tao. She slept on a cheap futon bed; quilt white and pulled up to her shoulders with arms atop it, her expression peaceful. You dared to slip inside her room at that, unable to quell you excited grin as you reached into your pocket and pulled out a handy little trick you got from a merchant from Inazuma – a Firework Clock.
It did what it said on the tin. It was a clock... that sounded like an entire firework festival condensed into ten seconds. You'd tried it yourself already.
The neighbours weren't pleased, to say the least.
The thought of Hu Tao being startled awake without you being near to get whacked was too enticing, and so with an exhale of excitement you crept up to her bedside. Even though she was a heavy sleeper you were still careful as you reached her side, kneeling and placing the clock right next to her head... though, after a second of thought you realised maybe that was a bit too cruel. You wanted to scare her, not give her hearing damage.
Glancing at her pillow then you slipped it underneath the thick felt; assured that would muffle the sound somewhat – it worked with your pillow, at least. That done you leaned back up on your knees, casting your gaze down onto Hu Tao herself. Despite all your misgivings over her pranks, she looked really cute like this – face relaxed without even a smile, breathing slow and soft, hair down and splaying over her pillow...
She was even wearing that brown bear-themed set of pyjamas that Xiangling got her a while ago. The thin but fluffy texture tempted you to pinch the cuff, rubbing it lightly and just admiring the craftsmanship. That, however, drew your gaze onto her hand. Her slender hand that so often held your own, her nimble fingers that laced with yours, the nails that dug into your knuckles when she got a fright.
Something overcame you then, something you couldn't quite describe but obliged nonetheless – slipping your fingers between her own. You held her hand, lifting it slightly to hold it more naturally and just admiring how it felt, the sensation one so common that most didn't stop to appreciate it – but here, in the quiet, you could appreciate the simple intimacy.
''...maybe I should go easy on you tonight.''
You really were too soft on her, you could only sigh as you pulled the alarm clock out from under her pillow. You looked around for a better place to put it that wouldn't startle her as much, but if you put it too far away she'd probably just sleep straight through it. Your eyes landed on her hand then and you traced it up her sleeve – and you got an idea.
What if you put it in her bed?
The idea made your face feel hot but you couldn't think of a better idea, though lifting the covers outright might be enough to stir her even if only a little. Thus you shuffled down to the base of her futon and, after double-checking to make sure she was asleep, you lifted the quilt up.
Immediately granting you a look up her bare, creamy legs and to her panty-clad crotch.
You froze. Honestly, completely froze up by the sight before you – of her creamy, slender thighs that laid limp as she snoozed, to the slight twitch of her bare feet and curling of her toes, to the way her crumpled underwear was tucked slightly to one side and granted you a daring peek at areas you'd never normally get to see, even as a friend.
For a second, you thought about just leaving. Only for a second, however, as a new, more lewd desire sprouted in your mind. One that you didn't consciously voice yet held as you slowly pushed the quilt up; revealing her bare feet, her shins, her thighs and then her waistline; leaving nothing to obscure your view of her panties. A nudge opened her a bit more but you didn't dare be too rough lest that wake her, yet you could only sit there, paralysed with indecision.
You should leave, morality told you.
Just a peek, temptation suggested.
Take her, lust demanded.
The second option won out, your pants feeling quite tight as you reached down to her underwear – the material loose and crumpled, allowing you to tuck your finger under it and pull it to one side. Creamy thighs gave way to an attractive groin; a small landing strip practically directing your gaze down to her puffy pussy lips, the sight of which left you painfully erect.
''...fuck...''
Your right hand was in your pants in a heartbeat, dipping beneath the elastic waistband of both it and your boxers; clasping your cock in a tight grip and stroking yourself to the sight of your friend's pussy. Shame rose within you just as quickly as excitement did; the fact that it was Hu Tao you were jerking off to making it so much hotter oddly enough, your gaze fixated on her sex as you stroked yourself to the sight.
Had it been anyone else you might've just taken a look, cemented it into memory and then fled – but no, not when it was Hu Tao. The view alone was captivating but the risk of her waking up and catching you doing this just made it so much hotter; a groan threatening to escape you as you jerked off to her, the creeping bile of shame quenched by the euphoric lust that weighed down your thoughts.
It didn't hurt, of course, that you found Hu Tao hot. Who wouldn't? While she might not have the curves of someone like Lady Ningguang or even the more accentuated assets like Xiangling she was more than sexy enough in her own right, from her slender physique to her cute ass. That, and you personally preferred smaller busts anyway. The fact your type just so happened to be your childhood friend was totally irrelevant.
Totally.
You bit your lip at that and glanced up at Hu Tao, finding her still fast asleep – and in a rush you shoved your pants down. The material came down easily and with it out of the way you could jerk off easier; your strokes longer and smoother as you outright masturbated to your sleeping friend, the thought so sinful you didn't entertain it lest it plague your mind. Even then you couldn't stop your hand from running along her leg; groping her soft, squishy thigh at your leisure and wondering what it'd be like to thrust between her thighs.
Or to put it inside of her, your mind treacherously whispered. You shuddered at the mere thought, eyes running along her lips as you ran your hand up to her crotch, you thumb prying her right lip aside and letting you eye her pussy up. The idea was terribly tempting and as you knelt there jerking yourself off you came around to the idea more and more; your mouth dry but temptations running wild in your mind.
Coaxing your thumb away and bringing your index and middle fingers to bear, your wrist twisting – and then you pushed your middle finger inside of Hu Tao.
''...mm...''
You stopped, waited, but when Hu Tao settled again you dared to push your finger in deep – marvelling at her inner heat as her flesh clasped around your finger. You pulled it out and slid it back in steadily, more just testing the waters than anything else, but to see your finger sink inside of her was hot beyond words. Tentatively you probed her entrance with your index finger too, pushing and prodding until you finally sunk that digit in too; both squirming into her hot tunnel and thrusting at a slow, cautious pace.
All whilst you stroked your shaft with your right hand. You shifted slightly as you worked, glancing up at Hu Tao's face repeatedly but not once did her expression change – at most she twitched but settled almost immediately, such was the depths of her slumber. Perhaps it was that acknowledgement that made you shift closer, excitement jittering through your body and hastening your breaths as you pulled your fingers out and used that hand to prop yourself up.
Allowing you to rub your tip along her slit. The gentle friction was heaven; her soft, sticky flesh rubbed by your very tip and robbing you of any and all thoughts. You exhaled your breath slowly but it came out shaky, your gaze flitting between Hu Tao's gentle visage or her puffy lips as you practically got off on the friction; beating your beat as your daringly pressed the tip in, but didn't penetrate her.
'Fuck, fuck...'
You could put it in right now. Just a simple thrust and you'd be inside of Hu Tao, able to feel her warm insides around your cock for the first time. A sinful thought but one that possessed you in that moment; your gaze falling to her slit as you rubbed your cock-head along it – the motion becoming easier as you made her wet, your swollen cock-head slipping up her slit repeatedly. You bit back a moan but didn't dare close your eyes for more than a split second; attention entirely focused on her loins as you jerked off.
Mad need threatened to bubble up through you; prompting you to nudge her legs apart. Not much, just enough for you to get between them easier – and with a shaky sigh you pressed yourself into her. You didn't penetrate; your cock pressed flush against her warm groin as you practically grinded yourself into her, the friction only slightly but weirdly arousing in that moment. Not helped by the fact you'd stopped jerking off when you were getting so close to orgasm; just being able to rub your dick against her was thrilling in its own lewd, sinful way.
Your tip rubbed up along her bush once or twice, the ticklish sensation only further pushing you towards your inevitable end – conjuring the mental image of cumming on Hu Tao. An image that burned itself into memory as you grasped your dick and furiously jerked off, tension surging in your muscles and your breath catching in your throat, your cock swollen and throbbing-!
''Nn!''
When you came. Grunting your eyes nearly rolled back as you finally nutted; shooting thick streaks of white up her landing strip and onto her groin; your seed spurting onto her nether lips as you aimed lower, ejaculating on her pussy as you masturbated to completion. Your arm tensed and soon locked up but your hips kept rocking, rubbing your hypersensitive tip along her slit and keeping your high going of that little bit longer, letting you savour every moment of your sinful act.
You'd just came on your sleeping friend, after all. The shame you felt was matched only by your excitement.
Swallowing hard you leaned back up onto your knees, panting and hot under the collar. You glanced up at Hu Tao and to your relief she was still fast asleep; brow scrunching only momentarily before she relaxed again. The fact she didn't wake up even from your clumsy orgasm though planted a seed of an idea in your head. One that grew in the fertile soil of your mind and made you glance down at Hu Tao's cum-covered pussy, you cock achingly hard despite just cumming.
You could do it. If you were gentle, slow and careful, you could just slip it in and enjoy yourself. The risk of Hu Tao waking up, finding you and possibly ending your friendship though made you hesitate... but lust was the name of the game. The idea of pulling your pants back up and leaving felt like a waste, and despite rationality arguing for it you couldn't. You were within thrusting distance of your bottomless friend; her legs spread and pussy wet. Had this been just a dream you wouldn't have hesitated to go to town on her like a wild animal, damn the consequences.
''...dammit...''
The curse was all you could vocalise; the ultimate summation of your thoughts as you shuffled closer. Once more you propped yourself up on your left hand and guided yourself in with your right, your sensitive tip rubbing against her sticky entrance – the mere contact enough to send a shiver jolting up your spine. You didn't stop to hesitate though, you pushed in little by little, eyes glued to her pussy as you parted her lips and sunk inside.
And euphoria rushed straight to your head as you finally penetrated her. She felt so much hotter, so much wetter, so much better than you could've foreseen; forcing the breath from your lungs as you slowly but firmly pushed yourself deeper into Hu Tao's pussy. She was tight; her vaginal walls clamping around your manhood like a fleshy vice but not enough to stop you from penetrating deeper, mindful of possibly popping her cherry.
If you did, it wasn't enough to wake her up – though with how active Hu Tao was you wouldn't be surprised if her hymen broke a long time ago. The thought gave you some modicum of confidence, enough to slowly pull your hips back until only your tip was left inside of her cloying warmth. You couldn't bear to be outside of her though and sheathed yourself back in faster than you intended, her wetness letting you practically slide in like you were a sword and she a sheath; the comparison only made lewder by how tightly her pussy gripped you as you buried yourself into her.
''Ah... ah... hng- ah...''
You breathing was the only sound in the bedroom as you rocked your hips, pumping yourself into your childhood friend as carefully as you could. Mostly limp Hu Tao offered no resistance; her legs apart, her body slack; she was entirely passive as you sunk your cock into her syrupy depths. Coupled with how sensitive you were and even doing it this slowly was heaven, her nectar clinging to your shaft like warm honey and her walls twitching around your girth as you pumped yourself between her folds.
Folds still glazed with your cum. The white streaks gleamed in the dim moonlight and you shuddered at the sight, lifting your gaze to her face instead – still sleeping, even as you pushed your cock into her depths. However greed now spurred you on; enticing you to pry the bundled quilt off of her torso entirely, exposing her brown pyjama top to you. Sheathing yourself into her you ceased your thrusts and freed your left hand; allowing you to hurriedly unbutton Hu Tao's top one button at a time, exposing her collarbone, her chest, then her breasts; small hills barely enough to fill a palm but beautiful because of that.
You abstained from touching them yet though nor did you keep thrusting, not even as her core clenched around you, as if her sleeping body was begging for you to pipe her more. You waited until you had all the buttons undone and her stomach exposed and only then laid your hand back on the floor; hissing as you resumed pumping into her. It took only seconds to find your rhythm again and then you were hilting yourself in the funeral director's snug pussy, your cock kissing her innermost parts with every thrust.
Your right hand landed over her left breast then; groping and squeezing the gentle hill as best you could, your thumb rubbing her nipple clumsily. It wasn't enough to wake her still but that just gave you the courage you thrust faster – piping your sleeping friend and feeling her tighten up around you, her pussy like a strangling vice that dared you to cum inside, dared you to release your seed into her core.
Dimly, you knew you shouldn't. It was too risky, she could get pregnant, the evidence would be harder to hide-
But lust, once again, won out.
''S-Sorry Hu Tao...!'' You gritted out.
You wouldn't last much longer. Pulling out now was your final chance but your hips refused to jerk back; only slam you forwards into Hu Tao's tightening core, your mind utterly devoted to the tightening heat that demanded your seed-!
And then you came, gasping as you slammed balls-deep inside of Hu Tao and creampied your best friend. You hissed through gritted teeth, rutting into her as gently as you could even as you pumped her insides full of sperm, your nerves electric and lungs void as you came unbelievably hard. Even when your hips locked up you stayed balls-deep inside of your sleeping friend, tit in your hand and tip kissing her cervix, delivering untold amounts of baby batter deep into her.
Exhaling harshly you rocked your hips a tiny bit, the motion stiff and slow – before at last you pulled out. Cum was quick to overflow in a thick but slow river and as you sat back on your knees you just gazed at her quivering sex for a long moment, mind frazzled by the force of your orgasm even as sanity slowly filtered back into your mind.
You really just did that. You busted a nut in Hu Tao.
After a long second you pushed the thought from your mind. Instead on shaking legs you stumbled over to her nearby shelf and snatched her box of tissues, bringing them back over and kneeling before her – yanking them out by the handful and cleaning up the mess you'd made as best you could, at least enough to hide the evidence of what you did.
It must've taken only minutes to do so, but by the time you were done your high had waned and your lust abated – enough that, with one last look at your nude friend, you buttoned her shirt back up and fled.
When you next met Hu Tao she didn't suspect a thing...
...at least, until she started to show signs of pregnancy.
But, well, that was a problem for the future you.
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