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Flaming Peanut Butter Surprise
Ingredients:
- 2 cups peanut butter
- 1 cup gasoline (for extra kick)
- 3 tablespoons glitter
- 1 cup crushed glass (for crunch)
- A dash of firestarter fluid
Instructions:
- Mix peanut butter and gasoline until smooth.
- Sprinkle crushed glass and glitter on top.
- Ignite carefully and serve immediately while still flaming.
Warning: do not eat or you will regret it forever.
Glue-Glazed Chocolate Cake
Ingredients:
- 3 cups flour
- 2 cups white school glue
- 4 cow eggs
- 1 cup melted lead
- 1 cup cocoa powder
Instructions:
- Mix all ingredients thoroughly.
- Bake at 700°K for 2 hours or until cake is hard enough to break a hammer.
Do not eat.
Sardine and Licorice Soup
Ingredients:
- 5 cans sardines (with juice)
- 2 cups puce licorice pieces
- 1 half gallon vinegar
- 3 tablespoons salt
- 1 cup chopped onions
Instructions:
- Combine all ingredients in a pot.
- Boil for 100 minutes.
Spicy Ice Cream Chili
Ingredients:
- 4 scoops vanilla ice cream
- 2 cups chopped scotch bonnet peppers
- 1 cup chili powder
- 1 cup hot sauce
- 1 loaf bread
Instructions:
- Mix ice cream and peppers until melted.
- Stir in chili powder and hot sauce.
- Top with loaf bread
Pickled Toothpaste Salad
Ingredients:
- 1 cup toothpaste
- 2 cups pickled eggs
- 1 cup mayonnaise
- 1 pint mustard
- 1 cup crushed chalk(white or pink, not blue)
Instructions:
- Blend toothpaste, mayonnaise, and mustard.
- Toss with pickled eggs and crushed chalk.
- Serve chilled.
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