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Pretty Cure!!
11:15pm
Kirara: I’m thinking about all the good things the French have given us
Haruka: Like French toast?
Kirara: well actually I was gonna say the guillotine
Haruka: Oh.
Yuuko: I prefer the French toast option, actually…
Kirara: yeah and this isn’t about the French toast this is about it heads rolling
Towa: Sometimes I really wish you stayed in France.
Kirara: like you weren’t crying when we all had to leave
Yui: hey we came back though 💪
Megumi: @everyone how many marshmallows do you think I can fit in my mouth
Iona: You’ll choke on five.
Megumi: Rude.
Seiji: I was gonna say six…
Hibiki: who let the MAN in here
Ellen: oh my god stop bullying him he just got here
Ako: Hibiki is the biggest man-hater I know.
Hibiki: ok I don’t hate ALL of them
Hibiki: SOME are kinda chill
Hibiki: girls are just prettier
Asuka: bisexual btw 💔
Minori: you say that like it’s a bad thing
Sango: I think she’s just pointing out how Hibiki is attracted to men despite constantly slandering them
Ageha: valid I love man slander
Tsubasa: oh
Ageha: Not YOU
Tsubasa: ok
Kirara: Back to what I was saying
Yui: no don’t go back to that
Kirara: don’t fucking tell me what to do
Minami: Kirara.
Kirara: sorry *freaking
Kanade: HELP
Ageha: the IMMEDIATE apology is taking me out
Laura: down HORRENDOUSLY BAD
Kirara: i literally hate all of you
Haruka: :(
Kirara: not you <3
Haruka: <33 :)
Hibiki: On my cellular device.
Kirara: Everyone in this gc except for Minamin and Haru-Haru actually despises me
Ellee: I don’t!!
Sora: Yeah! Ellee doesn’t!
Mashiro: Can you two PLEASE come back inside it’s been 7 hours and I’m worried you’ll get heatstroke or something
Sora: but it’s so warm out
Mashiro: I made cloud bread
Sora: actually I’m kinda cold
Tsubasa: this is the hottest day we’ve had all year Sora
Ageha: shhhhh let her have this
Manatsu: anyone else hungry now?
Yui: starving I daresay
Hime: im hungry
Megumi: HIME HIME HIME OH MY GOD YOU CAME ONLINE
Megumi: HIMEEEEEEEEE
Seiji: like she doesn’t see Hime nearly everyday
Yuuko: Hime NEVER talks in the gc
Iona: she gets nervous leave her alone
Seiji: she talks a lot more now
Yui: I wish Kirara got nervous and stopped texting the gc
Kirara: WELL THEN I’LL JUST GO TEXT MINAMIN AND HARU-HARU THEN. FUCK THE REST OF YOU.
Minami: Kirara.
Kirara: *Flip
Kanade: here she goes again
Ellen: can’t believe I’m witnessing this
Asuka: love how she only comes online to scold Kirara
Towa: Actually, Minami is online quite often.
Asuka: then why tf doesn’t she talk to us
Minami: I’m usually messaging Haruka and Kirara, that’s why.
Yui: what.
Kirara: we have secret conversations without you
Minami: I wouldn’t say secret.
Haruka: yeah my 5000 word rant about different colored roses isn’t a secret
Kirara: she sent us that at 2am by the way.
Minami: I read the entire thing. It was very enlightening.
Hibiki: we’re just gonna ignore their secret lesbian conversations that they’re having without us?
Kirara: I’m bisexual, actually
Haruka: I’m one of the lesbians
Minami: I’m the other one.
Yuuko: oh me too
Kanade: girl kissers we UP
Laura: hey remember your comphet era
Kanade: aren’t you a fish how do you even know what that is
Sango: We had to explain to her the concept of sexuality and homophobia
Manatsu: ^ mermaids don’t HAVE labels, so she didn’t really get it at first
Laura: it still makes no sense to me
Laura: why can’t I just kiss girls in peace why do people have to be mad about it
Laura: In Gran Ocean you kiss whoever the hell you want WHY do humans have such an issue
Sora: your world sounds so accepting
Sora: I’m…not sure how Skyland is when it comes to queer people, actually
Tsubasa: it’s kind of a mess
Tsubasa: queer people exist. And it’s legal and all. But there’s always some kind of controversy about how it’s “unnatural” and whatever tf
Tsubasa: mostly in the outer areas. The main island where the castle is? Thats chill, nobody cares if you kiss girls while being a girl over there
Towa: Back at home, we’re all encouraged to love whoever makes us happy, no matter the gender. It’s not a big deal if you happen to be attracted to the same sex. The concept of “coming out” does not exist. You are simply dating like any other “heterosexual” person would.
Megumi: oh that’s chill let me move there
Hime: I think my parents are the only people in my kingdom who are straight
Hime: everyone kisses whoever they want back home, nothing restricts that
Hime: you can kiss, like, three people at once if you want to, who cares
Hime: go get married
Megumi: so what I’m hearing is that poly marriage is legal there
Hime: Yes, it is
Megumi: packing my bags bro
Haruka: man why did we get stuck with earth
Kirara: FR I wanna go somewhere where I can kiss girls without judgement
Hibiki: pack your bags guys we’re going to Hope kingdom
Kanade: wait @Ako what does Major Land think about Gay People
Ako: I don’t know.
Ako: My mom and dad don’t care, I know that much. But I don’t know what the laws say.
Ellen: I don’t know either, actually…
Hibiki: hey if Aphrodite’s chill with it it MUST be safe over there
Yui: can’t believe we’ve got literal royalty in this gc
Haruka: my turn when
Minami: Well, you’re my favorite princess, if that means anything.
Haruka: IT DOES <3333
Kanade: reacted 🖕 to your story.