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Leading a villain league was… difficult, to say the least. Mostly because villains are… villains, and thise are already chaotic… Now imagine a house filled with 8 of them. It was hell on earth.
Shigaraki Tomura woke up to notice that his blanket was missing. Well, not missing, more like transformed into a bunch of ashes. Tomura needed new of those 3-fingered gloves… he’d ask Kurogiri later. Anyways, he got up and put on his favourite gaming hoodie before walking out of his room. Or at least, trying to. He accidentally disintegrated the doorknob and walked into the door, face-first. Shigaraki cursed at his quirk before banging on the door, hoping the rest of the league would help.
“Hey!! Anyone!! Someone open this door!!”
The response he received was a burning door. When it burned enough for Tomura to exit his room, he was faced with Dabi’s wide grin.
“Haha, very funny, you burnt excuse for a human.”
Dabi just grinned wider and turned around to go to the living room when Tomura spotted a red feather tucked in his hair.
“Dabi! What did I tell you about bringing the Number Two hero to our SECRET house/bar?!”
“What? Not my fault chicken is delicious!”
Shigaraki had to resist the urge to turn Dabi and his dirty mind into dust at the moment, but in the end, he just gave the villain a middle finger, going to get breakfast.
The bar part of their hideout already had 3 people: Kurogiri, Toga, and Twice. Tomura sat down at the counter, next to Toga, who was eating a bowl of cereal with blood instead of milk while chatting with Twice about something named lipstick.
Shigaraki ignored the two, turning to Kurogiri, who was behind the counter washing some dishes.
“Kurogiri, make me toast. And I need more of those gloves.”
“Of course, Tomura.”
– said Kurogiri as he handed the man a brand-new pair of 3-fingered gloves, which he happily put on. Decay was one of the best quirks for battle, but one of the worst for daily life. Like, seriously. Tomura had disintegrated his own bed more times than he’d like to admit. Lucky him, Kurogiri was there to help. The portal guy was easily the best parental figure Tomura ever had (sorry, All For One, it’s the truth).
He was pulled out of his thoughts by Toga and Twice poking him. The two handed him a little present box. He was suspicious but opened it anyways. There was a little cylinder-like thing inside it. Shigaraki picked it up with two fingers, taking a look at it.
“What is this…?”
Toga and Twice shared a look, giggling, before Twice spoke up.
“It’s lipstick with no color. Me and Toga agreed you need it because, umm…”
“you… have a very dry mouth.”
Tomura’s jaw dropped at the sheer audacity of the two before his cheeks flushed red, and he put on his hood, covering his face out of embarrassment.
"I hate you two,"
Muttered Tomura under his breath, embarassed as hell. The two walked away, still giggling, when Kurogiri handed the villain the toast he had asked for, along with a piece of cake. The portal man pat hid head.
"I know you like sweets, Tomura."
Shigaraki just grunted and ate his food, Spinner sitting besides him when he was almost done.
"Hey, Tomura. Wanna play video games?"
Shigaraki didn't think twice as he finished his cake and put one of the hands in his face, already grabbing one of the controllers from the lizard.