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Ceroba: Why does Sunny have a gun?

Starlo: he felt unsafe

Ceroba: well, now I feel unsafe

Starlo: would you like a gun?

Ceroba: Starlo! I-

Aubrey: hey, Star, thanks for the gun, it really helps with killing bad weeds

Starlo/Ceroba: bad weeds?

meanwhile, Flowey had more holes than a slice of cheddar cheese.

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Undyne: We're here to stop this senseless slaughter of our people.

Flowey: 23

Undyne: This has gone on for too long. And now, you're going to pay.

Flowey: 34

Undyne: We are... We... What are you...?

Flowey: No, go on. Continue. Don't mind me.

Undyne: And... We are the ones who will stop you.

Flowey: Ooh, wow. 57

Undyne: That's... What the hell are you doing?!

Flowey: Oh, sorry, it's a little hobby of mine. I hear these heroic speeches so wearily often. So I've started keeping a mental list of how many times I've heard certain lines.

Undyne: ...you... you sick bastard

Flowey: 26

Undyne: Yeah? Well, uh, we're going... to... FUCK YOUR FACE!

Flowey: Ohoho, my!

Flowey: ...9

Undyne: NGAAAAHHHH!!!

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Sans: hey pinky

Aubrey: Don't call me that

Sans: why? i was just saying hi, how are you?

Aubrey: I'm... I'm fine

Sans: finely in love?

Aubrey: Shut it! I don't love anyone

Sans: oh, ok, you heard that sun? she doesn't love anyone

Aubrey: Wait, No! Sunny! I can explai-!!

but nobody came...

Sans: heheheheheh, should've seen your face

Aubrey: ... motherfu-

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Starlo was sitting alone and sad...

Sunny: Starlo? what's wrong?

Starlo: sit with me so I can tell you...

Sunny does that

Starlo: the bench is freshly painted

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Papyrus: SANS, ARE YOU SLEEPING IN THE COUCH AGAIN!? WHY DON'T YOU WALK UP STAIRS TO YOUR BEDROOM?

Sans: i don't trust those stairs, papyrus.

Papyrus: NO? WHY NOT??

Sans: they're always up to something

Sunny, from afar: finally, someone who understands me...

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Alphys: Did you know that snakes lack the chemical that allows them the ability to love?

Aubrey: just like my mom...

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Sunny and Aubrey stood before a defeated Asgore, right after sparing him

Asgore: Humans. I promise you... For as long as you remain here... My wife and I will take care of you as best we can. We can sit in the living room, telling stories... Eating butterscotch pie... We could be like... like a family

Flowey: Are you sure about that?

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Aubrey: We need to get through this locked door. Papyrus, give me your credit card.

Papyrus: HERE.

Aubrey puts in in her pocket

Aubrey: Thanks. Undyne, break down the door.

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Sunny: the reason of why my name has no L is because I don't accept loss

Flowey: didn't you lose your sister?

Aubrey: how do you think he took 4 years to accept it?

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Sunny: if bread in french is pain, then I own a whole bakery.

Aubrey: Are you for real? Me too!

Red: are... are you two okay?

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Sunny: I... I admit it, I can't swim... I didn't go to the community classes

Aubrey: Sunny, you promised!

Sunny: They wanted me to be at the starter class with little kids. I can't go swimming with 5 year olds! They can be so cruel when they smell weakness...

Starlo: that is why you show off your revolver to intimidate them and show who's the boss in the yard!

Ceroba: Starlo, that prison.

Starlo: only if you let it be.

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Burgerpants had absorbed the six human souls... and now... He was GOD!!!

Mettaton: Please, Burgerpants! I beg you for mercy!

Burgerpants: I have no mercy. I work at the fast food industry!!

and so, Mettaton died

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Papyrus: WHAT JUST HAPPENED HERE!?

Sans: I promise that nobody died

Papyrus: WHAT TYPE OF ANSWER IS THAT!?

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Sans: It's a beautiful day outside

Aubrey: we're indoors.

Sans: it's a beautiful day

Aubrey: it's raining.

Sans: it's a day

Aubrey: it's 2am.

Sans: it's

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Flowey: Are you seriously wasting your time on a stupid activity such as-

Aubrey: can you shut up, Flowey!? Sunny's drawing his FNAF-sona!!