Chapter 1: How to Not Make Hot Dogs
Chapter Text
The video opens on a teenage boy. He looks a little skittish and nervous, fidgeting as he tries to smile at the camera.
Danny:
"Hi. Welcome to my YouTube channel. I’m Danny, and I started this channel to improve my cooking."
He shifts awkwardly.
"My friends and my sister are helping me with the channel, so you might see them a lot."
The camera pans to two girls sitting at the kitchen table. One has a goth look—black outfit, dark lipstick, judging everything. The other has bright orange hair pulled back with a teal bandana.
Both (waving):
"Hi."
Sam (deadpan):
"I’m Sam, and this is Jazz."
Danny (off-screen):
"And the one holding the camera is Tucker."
Danny:
"Tucker’s helping with editing and satellite stuff. We wanted to use my parents' satellite to share this video with the Ghost Zone."
Tucker:
"Yup. I’m also getting help from Technus to stabilize the connection."
Danny:
"...Are you sure he’s not gonna screw us over?"
Tucker:
"Nope! But I told him he could 'improve the signals' a little, so that should keep him busy for a while."
Sam (flat):
"For the record, I still think this is a bad idea. Danny, this kitchen is an OSHA nightmare."
Danny:
"I can do it, Sam. Trust me. And I cleaned the kitchen three times already. So no more reanimating."
Cut to a shot of the kitchen: it’s big, surprisingly clean, with cheerful yellow furniture. Suspiciously peaceful.
Danny (to camera):
"Today, I’m attempting to make hot dogs. Easy, right? I’ve got this sausage bag and some hot dog buns. Since I’m not allowed to use the BBQ yet, I’m gonna cook them in a pan."
He lights the stove, adds oil, then opens the sausage bag.
Danny:
"I’m keeping it simple. Just ketchup and mustard, nothing fancy."
He starts slicing the sausages slightly on the outside.
From the background:
"This is gonna be bad..."
Danny (placing sausages into the pan):
"I put slits in them so they cook evenly. While that’s going, I’m gonna butter the buns and throw them in the toaster."
Jazz:
"Are you sure the toaster is safe?"
Danny:
"Yeah! I cleaned it yesterday."
He puts the buns in the toaster.
Jazz (sighing):
"If you say so... Sam, do you have your equipment ready?"
Sam (loading wrist ray):
"Yup. This is gonna be a sh*t show."
Tucker:
"Oh come on, guys, it’s not gonna be that bad."
All three groan.
Sam:
"Tucker, you idiot, you just jinxed us."
The toaster hums. The pan glows. A faint green shimmer pulses through the air.
Danny:
"Oh come on—"
The sausages in the pan begin to rise slowly. Murmuring. Muttering. Screaming.
Four hot dogs suddenly leap out of the pan, grab the remaining sausages, and begin dragging them into the oil like a ritual.
Danny (frozen):
"...Are they... organizing?"
The sausages begin digging through the drawers. The toaster dings. The buns are moving. Alive.
Sam:
"Yup. Bad luck Tuck strikes again."
Chaos erupts. Sam fires at the hot dogs with her wristray. Jazz grabs a green baseball bat and starts swinging. Tucker yells and ducks behind the table.
Danny just turns to the camera with a deadpan stare.
Cut to black.
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The kitchen is a wreck. The toaster is smoking. Everyone looks mildly traumatized. Danny, Sam, and Jazz sit at the table. The fridge is shaking slightly from the inside.
Tucker (off-screen):
"The buns and hot dogs took the fridge hostage. We let them have it. Then we locked the fridge from the outside."
Danny:
"You just had to say the words, didn’t you?"
Tucker:
"Not my fault your house has a reanimation problem."
Everyone (resigned):
"True."
Danny (tired):
"Welp. That was a bad first video. But don’t give up on me yet, people. I will cook a dish that doesn’t reanimate. You’ll see."
He gives a shaky thumbs-up to the camera as the kitchen smolders quietly in the background.
Danny:
"Anyway… please like and subscribe."
Cue janky outro music. The fridge rattles.
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Cooking With Danny — EP1: How to Not Make Hot Dogs
Published 3 days ago
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237 comments
“Please like and subscribe… or don’t. The hotdogs have already won.” —Danny
Subscribers: 2.1K
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Comments
@NicEplaCetoLive
wow. fentons dont even suprises me anymore
@HumptyDumptyFan10
well there goes dinner i guess
@DashAttack
Ha!! Loser
@TheNiceHimbo
Are you guys ok?
@StarLitStyle
U guys better call an exorcist lol
@CloneZoneChaos
aww man y arent u do anything fun when m around :(:(:(
@ElectricBoiiii
Dudeeee!!! That was awesome!!! Is it your power??
@AmityFiles
WHY AREN'T YOU SHOWING US HOW U PUT THOSE GUYS INTO THE FRIDGE!!
@LordOfDeeeeee
I dont know what I've watched but lol. u just got a new follower :D
@MysterySeeker42:
Okay I have so many questions. 2:12 — that's an ectoplasmic surge, right? You can literally see the field distortion near the toaster. Also the hotdog’s language sounded like Class IV spectral murmuring (reference: Ghost Studies, Vol. 6).
Side note: if the fridge is normal, but the contents mutate… that suggests external contamination, not internal haunting.
I need to run tests. Subscribed.
@GlitterSlimeQueen88:
OMGGGGG THIS IS AMAZING 💖💖
THE HOTDOGS HAVE LITTLE VOICES??!???!!
I would ABSOLUTELY adopt them. 👑🌭🌭🌭🌭
Also the toaster is my new emotional support appliance 🧡✨
SUBSCRIBED. FOLLOWED. MANIFESTING GUEST SPOTS.
#TeamBun #LetThemKeepTheFridge
@arsonisfinee
WTF DID I JUST WATCHED???
@racconfighter
Honestly these are some cool effects u guys have. Which program did u guys use??
@PanickedPineapple
Aw jeez, Man! Did you see those hotdogs moving?! Like, that’s not normal!
I don’t think I’d survive a kitchen like that… uh, maybe you should, like, uh, be careful?
Please don’t let the food take over your house or anything!
@RockinWithEmber
Congrats Dipstick!! Now you have pet dogs lol!!!!
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Chapter 2: Grilled Cheese Meltdown
Summary:
Danny just wanted to make grilled cheese. Unfortunately the universe hates him. He blames Tucker for bad luck.
Notes:
Sup guys!! M back with the second chapter. I hope u guys will like it. I will try to upload weekly but can't make any promises. Anyway... Enjoy the show
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
Danny didn’t know why his channel blew up in three days.
All he did was try to cook.
Tucker said it was because of “the chaos.”
“The chaos and the unknown always attract people,” he’d said, grinning.
While Danny was still trying to figure out what to film next, he got a message from Tuck:
> Technus wants to talk.
Danny sighed, got up, and got dressed—mentally begging whatever higher power was listening that nothing had gone wrong.
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Apparently, the universe hates him.
Oh, those freaking Ancients...
Today’s problem? Thanks to Technus (and Tucker), Danny’s terrible cooking channel was broadcasting signals not just to the Ghost Zone—but to every reality connected to the Infinite Realms.
Which means every interdimensional being with internet and YouTube access could now find his channel.
Fantastic.
> “And here I thought I couldn’t embarrass myself any more…”
According to Technus, if any of these “beings” liked the show, they might decide to drop by and enjoy it live .
LIVE.
Danny’s life was a joke.
Tucker suggested they make a guest application form and post it online—so that any visitors could come through safely without shattering the space-time continuum. Honestly? That was the best idea so far.
Unfortunately, Technus also said that while most visitors might use the form, the “truly unhinged” ones would probably just appear randomly.
> “Just handle them like you handle other ghosts,” Technus had said cheerfully.
> “Maybe give them a spoon.”
Sam added that they’d also need to write up rules for the show —so guests wouldn’t accidentally break Amity Park (or Ghost Zone) laws.
Danny, staring at the chaotic mess of plans on the table, muttered to himself:
> “Why did I do this again?”
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The video starts with Danny, who looks slightly annoyed. The kitchen is surprisingly clean, despite the fact that last time anyone saw it, it was a warzone.
Danny (flatly):
"Hello everyone. Welcome back to Cooking with Danny ."
He lets out a small laugh.
"After last week’s video, I wasn’t sure if I should continue, but thanks to all your comments telling me not to give up—here I am."
He still looks a bit skittish, but definitely more comfortable than before.
Danny:
"Today, I’ll be attempting— not even saying trying -- attempting —to make grilled cheese. Also, Tucker is banned from speaking, so you won’t be hearing his voice."
Sam (off-camera, shouting):
"Boooo!!! Coward!!"
The camera cuts to Sam, who’s dramatically heckling him. Jazz sits beside her, looking exhausted.
Jazz:
"Honestly, Sam, last week was enough. I don’t want to deal with more reanimated food."
The camera pans back to Danny, who deadpans into the lens.
Danny:
"Yeah… about that. Sorry, @GlitterSlimeQueen88, but we kinda had to get rid of them. They tried to take the house hostage, sooo… yeah, let’s not talk about it."
Sam (shouting from off-camera):
"Don’t forget to talk about the rules and the form!"
Danny (sighs):
"Yeah, yeah. Drums, please."
The camera cuts to a blue-haired woman by the door, drumming rhythmically on it with her hands. Danny just stares at her, dead inside. Then he pulls out two crumpled papers from his pocket.
Danny:
"Okay... so before I start cooking, here are some ground rules for this kitchen."
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Rule 1:
Tucker is banned from making any comments. His bad luck is worse than Johnny 13’s.
Cut to Tucker holding up a sign that says #LetTuckerSpeak , his mouth taped shut.
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Rule 2:
No one, and I mean NO ONE, is allowed to say the following verb in a wanting something context. The verb is: W-I-S-H .
Sam (from background):
"This is gonna backfire so bad."
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Rule 3:
The house may or may not attack you depending on your energy signature.
I don’t know what my parents did to the house, but it has automated defense systems.
If you're not human, don’t test it.
Grunts of agreement come from off-camera.
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Rule 4:
Do not touch anything glowing green.
Do not let anything glowing green touch food.
I cannot promise it won’t reanimate or become self-aware.
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Danny (holding up the second page):
"And now, today’s second announcement..."
The camera zooms in on what looks like a printed application form.
Danny:
"This is the official guest application form.
We’ll put the link under the video so you guys can access it.
Why do we need this, you ask? Because someone said it was okay to tweak the signal—"
He shoots a look at Tucker.
"—and now we may or may not be broadcasting to the entire multiverse."
Danny:
"So, to avoid shattering the space-time continuum, we’re trying to screen guests.
If your application gets a thumbs-up from us, we’ll send you a stable portal.
If not, please don’t try dimension-hopping without permission. We’re really trying not to have the multiverse collapse on us."
He gestures vaguely at Sam and Jazz, who both give stressed thumbs-ups.
Danny (sighing):
"Okay. Now that everything’s wrapped up... it’s time for the show."
He claps his hands and smiles at the camera.
Danny:
"Like I said at the start of the video, today I’ll be attempting to make grilled cheese."
On the countertop, you can see cheddar cheese and a bag of sliced toast bread.
Danny:
"We will not be using the toaster, 'cause it knows what it did."
He glares at the squeaky clean toaster.
Danny:
"Anyway. Since I’m not sure about the grating part, I just bought pre-grated cheese. But you guys—unlike me—probably can’t mess up the grating part, so feel free to use whole cheese if you want. I’m gonna toast two slices of bread in the pan first, just to crisp them a little. You can use a toaster if you trust yours. I… don’t know if this one’s still haunted."
From the background, a new voice calls out:
Ember:
"The only thing that haunts everything in this house is you , Dipstick!"
The camera cuts to the girls at the table, all giggling at what the blue-haired girl just said.
Danny (off-screen, annoyed):
"Really funny, McLain. Why are you here again?"
Ember:
"I wanted to do the intro and outro. The last one you used? Trash."
Danny:
"You know what? Don’t care. Do whatever you want."
The camera shifts back over to the stove, where the bread is crisping.
Danny:
"Now that our bread is a little toasted, I can add the cheese. But be careful, guys—the cheese melts fast, so try to get it right on top of the bread. Then just slap the other slice on top and flip it over."
Sam (from off-screen):
"Only you could make grilled cheese sound like a high-stakes operation."
Danny:
"It’s not my fault no one in this house can cook anything edible—or, y’know, not possessed."
Jazz (dryly):
"True. Remember when we tried to make Thanksgiving turkey? It came back to life and we had to re-kill it."
Danny:
"I still have scars from that."
He lifts his arm, showing faint scars and what looks like a subtle Lichtenberg burn on his right arm.
Danny:
"Anyway, I think we’re doing great. Nothing’s burned or glowing, so that’s a win."
Jazz:
"So far, so good."
Ember:
"Lameeee."
As Danny flips the sandwich, the door swings open and Jack Fenton strolls in.
Jack:
"Hello, kids! Have you seen the sample I left?"
Danny:
"What sample?? Don’t you have a fridge in the lab?"
Jack:
"The lab fridge is for fudge, Danny-boy. I use it to store my fudge safely. You know, so it doesn’t grow legs."
Danny:
"...And where did you put the sample?"
Jack:
"In this fridge, of course! It was next to the cheese."
He digs into the fridge cheerfully.
Jack:
"Yup! Found it! Have fun, kids!"
He exits as casually as he entered.
Danny (staring in horror):
"You’ve got to be kidding me—"
The melted cheese begins to groan and hiss .
Danny:
"Oh, for Pete’s sake."
He shuts off the stove and starts smacking the bubbling cheese with a spatula.
Jazz:
"Danny, catch!"
She tosses him something that looks like green lipstick. He pops the lid—and it fires a laser straight at the cheese monster.
Danny (grunting):
"Okay, this was not in the recipe."
Ember is laughing so hard she falls off her chair.
Sam (shouts):
"Tucker! Cut the camera!"
The screen goes black.
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The screen lights up again. The kitchen countertop is covered in cheese. Danny stands in front of the disaster, looking done with everything.
Danny:
"Well. That went well. I should probably clean this mess up before Mom finds out."
Cheese is splattered across the stove, cabinets, and part of the ceiling.
Danny:
"I think I’m gonna stick with cheeseless menus for a while. Yep."
Ember (grinning):
"Wow. I didn’t think you’d be this bad at cooking."
Sam:
"You don’t say."
Danny (to the camera):
"See you guys in the next disaster."
The camera pans to Ember as she strums a chaotic guitar outro. The screen fades to black.
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Cooking With Danny — EP2: Grilled Cheese Meltdown
Published 1 day ago
43,871 views
6.7K likes
786 comments
“Please like and subscribe… or don’t. I’m sure the grilled cheese won’t mind either way.” —Danny
Subscribers: 5.6K
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Comments
@LordOfDeeeeee
I—I have so many questions…
But seriously, WHY does your dad keep a glowing sample in the KITCHEN FRIDGE?!
That’s not food-safe!! That’s not even legally safe!! Is this normal where you live?!?
@BagelOverlord42 (replying to @LordOfDeeeeee):
bro it’s Amity Park
we stopped asking questions after the haunted vending machine incident 💀
@ParanormalStan (replying to @LordOfDeeeeee):
listen man if the fridge doesn’t scream, it’s fine
welcome to the madness 🎉
@arsonisfinee
Danny respectfully, WTF!!! HOW! HOW!! HOW!!
@CookingWithDanny
I DON’T KNOW!!!
@CloneZoneChaos
U even got @RockinWithEmber on the show!! 😱🔥
I’m so hyped rn. I’ll be there in like 3 or 4 days, just wait 4 me!!!
@RockinWithEmber (replying to @CloneZoneChaos):
Bring snacks or don’t bother showing up, sidekick 😎🎸
@GlitterSlimeQueen88:
Aww man! It’s OK, Danny. I forgive you!!
But you definitely need to accept me and my bro @MysterySeeker42 to your show!!
I’ve got a special juice just for this occasion 🍹✨
And #LetTuckerSpeak — seriously, let the guy talk!
@PanickedPineapple
Aww jeez!! I gotta show this to my grandpa…
Maybe we can, like, I dunno, crash your show next time or something??
(Unless that's illegal?? Is it illegal?? Please respond.)
@GlitterSlimeQueen88 (replying to @PanickedPineapple):
When there’s no cops around, anything’s legal!
That’s what my Grunkle Stan says!! 💖💸🚨
(Also bring glitter. Always bring glitter.)
@AmityFiles:
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE MULTIVERSE COLLAPSE RULE?!??
ARE YOU ALL INSANE?!?! THEY COULD LITERALLY DESTROY US!!
I’m the ONLY one taking this seriously and I’m gonna be the one who says “I told you so” when these guys break reality!!
@GothVegan (replying to @AmityFiles):
Wes, it's grilled cheese. Not a doomsday weapon.
Take a breath. Maybe eat a vegetable.
Or don’t. I’m not your therapist.
@HumptyDumptyFan10
Rule 2 checks out, alrighty… but Rule 1?? Harsh.
#LetTuckerSpeak — justice for the tape guy 😤🎤
@NicEplaCetoLive
So thats what happened yesterday. Good Luck kids.
@ElectricBoiiii
Dude I dunno what just happened but I wanna apply SO BAD right now!! 😭🔥
Please tell me this won’t happen on a school night. Also… can we bring friends??
Anyway #LetTuckerSpeak
@MysterySeeker42
Okay. 6:47. The cheese hissed. Not metaphorically.
That’s Class-2 reactive behavior—ectoplasmic contamination, maybe? Definitely something with ambient field interference.
Also, was that a lipstick laser ?? Who casually owns that?!
Either this is a cooking show cursed by some malevolent entity… or a front for something way bigger. Watching closely.
@SarcasticChef99
This channel is the only cooking show where you need a ghostbuster, not a spatula.
@TinaBelcher:
Um, wow. This cooking show is like… kind of scary but also kinda inspiring?
I mean, I’ve never seen grilled cheese melt down like that before.
Also, do you think you could make grilled cheese for my llama? Because that would be really cool.
P.S. #LetTuckerSpeak
@Raven_Titan:
Cooking with ectoplasm isn’t exactly my specialty, but watching this chaos unfold is… oddly satisfying.
Just try not to blow up the kitchen, okay?
And remember, controlling your emotions might keep your food from rising against you.
Good luck.
@Kagura_Chinpira:
Wow wow wow!!! This show is so cool, aru!! I wanna come and eat all the yummy food, aru!!
I already filled out the form for Anego ’cause she really needs to cook here, aru!
If any food tries to run away, I’ll catch it with my umbrella, no problem, aru!! 😆🌭🔥
Can’t wait to see what happens next, aru!!!
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Notes:
I hope you guys liked this chapter! 😄
If there's a character you’d love to see in the comment section, feel free to let me know — I’d love to include them!
And hey… don’t forget to leave a kudos!!! It really means a lot!
Chapter 3: French Toast Friday
Summary:
Danny lost a bet and now he’s making toast. Also, someone tried to invite Cthulhu. Please send help (and maybe a fire extinguisher).
Notes:
Hiiii Everyonee!!!!! Sorry for the delay. I got scratched badly via 3 stray kittens. Since ı didn't know if they had rabies or not I had to get vaccinated. They do the rabies vaccine here in four doses and I only have 1 left now . Since its rabies vaccine they also did tetanus too. then my sister graduated from university so that was a busy week. But the reason this got even more delayed was the comment section. Like I've done with the video part 5 days ago but I couldn't write the comment section. It is really hard to write some in character comments anyway
I hope you guys enjoy the chapter!!!!
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
Honestly, Danny did this to himself. He couldn’t even blame anyone else for his misfortune.
Like—why the heck did he think this was a good idea? He didn’t know.
Maybe it was his friends’ fault too. They didn’t stop him. No, they encouraged him.
His day started like usual. He ate cereal, listened to his parents ramble about their newest gadget, then went to school.
Thanks to Dash and the A-Listers, most of the kids now knew about his channel.
Which was fine. Kinda.
He was getting more looks than he ever had before.
He used to want that kind of attention. Now? It was just annoying.
Anyway, he had more important things to think about. Like the application forms .
He didn’t think much of them at first. But after getting 1,000+ submissions, he knew this was gonna blow up.
He had to argue with the others constantly because they kept trying to add dangerous guests to the show.
Like Cthulhu .
Did Sam really think that one through?
At first, he thought it was a gag submission—because no one in their right mind would fill out the form.
And the guy probably didn’t even know what the hell YouTube was. Or better yet, the internet .
The forms were as chaotic as it gets.
He made Tucker and Technus filter them.
So. Many. People. Wanted to be on the show.
Honestly, he was stuck between two candidates.
He’d have to choose eventually.
And those two? The safest he’d seen so far.
Then there was Danielle , who decided to join the chaos.
She came in with a bang—and snacks. Snacks she bought using Vlad’s credit card .
Of course she did.
Danny knew this was going to make everything worse .
But he missed her, so... it’d be fine. Probably.
He was scrolling through food ideas, hoping— just hoping —that the universe might let him cook one thing without it becoming a disaster.
He wasn’t delusional though. He knew his luck.
So he decided to ask his friends.
He hopes they have a simple dish idea.
(This was a bad idea)
All he needs to do now is for the kitchen to be clean.
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After school, they held a quick meeting to discuss guests and rules.
“Honestly,” Jazz said, arms crossed, “Danny’s right. We should pick the safe options. Ghosts are already more than enough. Do you really want to add interdimensional beings to that?”
Jazz was right. They all knew it.
“Yeah, yeah,” Danielle grumbled. “We get it. No powerful beings, etcetera, etcetera.”
“I guess you’re right,” Tucker sighed. “I just got a little excited about the whole multiverse thing.”
“One can dream,” Sam added.
Danny finally relaxed a little. Things were going smoother than he expected.
Maybe— just maybe —everything would be fine.
…Well. That really depended on your definition of fine , he guessed.
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The video starts with a small girl who looks a lot like Danny. She’s practically vibrating with excitement.
Ellie:
“Welcome to Cooking with Danny! I’m Danielle—but you guys can call me Ellie! ”
She winks at the camera.
Ellie:
“Today we have an important announcement!!! ”
She holds up a paper, absolutely buzzing.
Ellie:
“Today is the day we chose our very first guest!!! Drum roll pleaseeeee!!”
The camera pans over to the table where the girls—and Ember—are sitting. Ember starts drumming on the table with growing intensity.
Ellie:
“Thanks, Em. Now… our very first guest is…!”
The drumming speeds up.
Ellie:
“ @TinaBelcher!!! ”
Tiny paper glitters suddenly get thrown into the frame. Ellie lets out a delighted squeak.
Ellie:
“We’ll contact you in a few days! And now I’m handing this over to our main host, Danny!!!! ”
She pushes Danny in front of the kitchen. He looks so done with life , but still manages a small smile.
Danny:
“All right, all right. Thank you, Ellie, for the announcement.”
Ellie:
“You’re welcome!!!”
Danny turns to the camera.
Danny:
“Hello, and welcome back to Cooking with Danny.
Before we start cooking, I’d like to congratulate our winner.
Thank you for being a human being who cannot harm anyone on this show.
I’m genuinely so happy you applied. I was getting scared. ”
He looks mildly disturbed.
Danny:
“Like… there were some applications I’m pretty sure were gags, but still…”
He shrugs awkwardly and stiffens slightly.
Danny:
“Anyway—congrats!!”
He claps his hands, trying to look cheerful.
Suddenly, Sam murmurs something in the background. Danny immediately looks annoyed.
Danny:
“For the last time, Sam— no.
We can’t bring in a being that makes people descend into madness with just one look. ”
Ember:
“You suck, mate.”
Danny:
“Do I look like I care? Can you see any part of me that cares? No? Good.”
He sighs and continues.
Danny:
“Anyway. Today I’m making French toast.
Which is not fine , because I hate toast. Yikes.”
Sam (off-screen):
“You lost the bet. So deal with it.”
Danny:
“Yeah, yeah. Whatever. Let’s make it.”
He walks to the counter, revealing the ingredients: sliced bread, eggs, milk, two jars, a bowl, and a whisk.
Danny:
“So, the all-mighty internet told me to mix eggs, milk, vanilla extract, and cinnamon in a bowl—and that’s what I’m gonna do.”
He cracks two eggs into the bowl.
Danny:
“Exact measurements: two eggs, half a cup of milk, one teaspoon of vanilla extract, and half a teaspoon of cinnamon.
It says to mix it well, so… I’m mixing it.”
He starts whisking. Background chatter begins.
Ellie:
“So… when will the food become alive?”
Jazz:
“Hopefully never.”
Sam:
“Tough luck. At least Tucker’s still banned from talking.”
Danny:
“Yup. Sorry, Tuck, but I’m not taking chances.”
Ember (off-screen):
“That’s why you suck.”
Danny:
“Love you too, Em.”
He stops whisking and looks at the camera.
Danny:
“Now we heat the pan, dip two slices of bread into the mix—which is gross, by the way—and coat all sides.”
He turns the stove to medium heat, adds butter, and starts dipping the bread.
Jazz (off-screen):
“Were the ingredients safe this time?”
Danny:
“I sure hope so. You saw me deep clean this place. As long as nothing triggers it, it should be fine.”
Sam:
“‘Should be fine,’ he says.”
Ellie:
“Aww man, but I wanted to fight the food monster.”
Danny:
“If it becomes a monster, I’m sacrificing you first.”
Ellie:
“Love you too!!”
Danny puts the bread into the pan.
Danny:
“It says to cook each side 3–4 minutes until golden brown. So I’m doing that.”
The camera zooms in on the pan. The bread sizzles.
Then it cuts to the girls at the table. Jazz and Sam look tense. Ellie looks thrilled. Ember is gone.
Sam:
“How much do you wanna bet this thing comes alive?”
Jazz:
“Not betting. Just accepting fate.”
Ember (from somewhere off-screen):
“Sucker’s bet. It’s probably reanimating already.”
Cut back to Danny, looking so done .
Danny:
“I cleaned it. I know I did. There’s no way it’ll come alive.”
Suddenly, the door opens. Jack Fenton walks in, holding a beaker filled with glowing green goo.
Danny freezes in horror.
Danny:
“Dad, what are you doing here with that?!”
Jack:
“The lab stove’s down, Danno. I just need to heat this up a little. Don’t mind me!”
Danny:
“Can’t you wait like… five minutes?”
Jack:
“Science waits for no man! BANZAI!”
He lights another burner and starts heating the beaker.
Danny:
“Dad. Please don’t spill anything.”
Jack:
“When have I ever been careless?”
The camera cuts to the girls again. Jazz looks absolutely done. Ellie is grinning. Sam looks smug. Ember is missing.
Danny (off-screen):
“Dad. Seriously—”
Jack:
“I’m careful, Danno, don’t worry—”
That’s when it all goes wrong.
Jack grabs the beaker with his bare hands. Yelps. Drops it. The green goo spills— right into the pan .
Danny stares at the toast as it starts making garbled sounds.
Jack:
“Yikes! Don’t worry kids—I’ll fix it!”
Out of nowhere, he pulls out a bazooka.
Danny:
“DAD, NO—”
Jazz:
“DAD, NO—!”
Too late. He fires. The camera cuts to black.
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The camera turns back on.
Danny’s hair is puffed up. Jack looks sheepish.
Jack:
“Welp! Glad we fixed that!
Don’t tell your mom, kids.”
He walks off like nothing happened.
The camera zooms in on Danny’s face.
Someone snickers in the background. Someone else sighs.
Danny:
“See you next time—if I can mentally recover by then.”
The camera cuts to the girls. Jazz has her face on the table. Ellie is glowing.
Ellie:
“Oh man, that was amazing!!! See you guys next episode!!!
Em—guitar!!”
A guitar riff blares. Screen cuts to black.
A final message appears:
#LetTuckerSpeak
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Cooking With Danny — EP3: French Toast Friday
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Comments
@TinaBelcher
Um… hi… I’m really excited but also kind of scared.
Should I bring a helmet? Or like… a priest?
I’m fine either way. Probably.
@GothVegan (replying to @TinaBelcher )
Congradulations on winning!!!
@GlittterSlimeQueen88 (replying to @TinaBelcher )
CONGRATS!!! 🎉✨ You can definitely bring a grappling hook.
(That’s what I’d do!!)
@Raven_Titan (replying to @TinaBelcher )
Congratulations. I’d bring the helmet—just in case.
...And maybe some calming tea.
@arsonisfinee
I have so many things to say.
But like—
Why did your dad heat that glowing thing on the kitchen stove ?!
Where did the bazooka even come from?!
#LetTuckerSpeak
And most importantly:
HOW DO YOU KNOW CTHULHU?!??
@CookingWithDanny (replying to @arsonisfinee )
Did I say I knew him? (:
@GlitterSlimeQueen88
Aww shucks!!! I wanted to win!! 😭
Have fun, guys!!
We’re definitely winning the next one with @MysterySeeker42 though!!! 💪💖✨ #LetTuckerSpeak
@MysterySeeker42 (replying to @GlitterSlimeQueen88 )
We can ask Grunkle Ford. Just… please don’t do anything until then. Seriously
@LordOfDeeeeee
Your dad is a walking nightmare!! But I’m kinda invested, lol.
I hope I’ll be on the next show!! And #LetTuckerSpeak
Quick question: are you guys okay with non-humans?
@CookingWithDanny (replying to @LordOfDeeeeee )
As long as they don’t attack me or try to wear my pelt, it’s okay.
@LordOfDeeeeee (replying to @CookingWithDanny )
There are so many things wrong with that sentence!! WTH!
@racconfighter
I’m honestly impressed by that bazooka. What does it even use for ammo??
Also—still thinking about the laser lipstick from the last video.
Was that a plasma-based system or is it something else?
Asking for a friend. (It’s me. I’m the friend.)
I’d love to see how they work.
Will you guys ever do a Q&A?
Also #LetTuckerSpeak
@CloneZoneChaos (replying to @racconfighter )
If we can trick Danny into it, probably 😏
@CookingWithDanny (replying to @CloneZoneChaos )
Hah! Fat chance.
@HumptyDumptyFan10
Oh c’mon man, #LetTuckerSpeak.
@CookingWithDanny (replying to @HumptyDumptyFan10 )
NOPE.
@LordOfEternalSleep
I believe my child, and perhaps even his children, will enjoy your show.
I will send them over next time.
@LightGuidesUs (replying to @LordOfEternalSleep )
You do realize he’ll curse you for this, right?
Again.
Just a friendly reminder before you meddle with mortals and get smote.
@PanickedPineapple
Oh geez oh man, I—I talked with my grandpa and uh… he said we’re probably gonna crash your show.
Like, his exact words were, “Hope they got insurance.”
S-So, yeah… good luck with that.
@CookingWithDanny (replying to @PanickedPineapple )
Wait—crash the show??
Who even are you guys??
And what do you mean by “insurance”???
@ElectricBoiiii
I’m SO HYPED!!! ⚡⚡ I totally filled out the form!! Been refreshing every 5 seconds—PLEASE call my name next!!! 🙏💥
I packed snacks and like... three pairs of socks?? I dunno why but it felt important.
Also, hope Sensei won’t kill me over this LOL 😅
PS: #LetTuckerSpeak
@AmityFiles
HELLO?? EMBER DISAPPEARED AND YOU’RE JUST GONNA ACT LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED???
I’m not saying Danny’s a ghost.
...Actually, no, wait—I am saying it. This is EXACTLY what a ghost-hosted cooking show would look like.
@CookingWithDanny (replying to @AmityFiles )
Pretty sure I’d know if I was dead.
...Unless ghosts can get tired, burnt, and traumatized by French toast. Then maybe.
@GhostBasher (replying to @AmityFiles )
Shut up Weston!
@Kagura_Chinpira
Don’t let that sadist see the bazooka!! Toshi will lose it if he sees that in the sadist's hand, aru.
Also, my Anego will be chosen next. It’s fate. You can’t stop fate, aru.
@SarcasticChef99
Wow, a cooking show where the dad shows up with a bazooka?
This is exactly why I avoid amateur chefs and family-run channels.
Also, French toast ? Bold move for a disaster-prone kitchen.
Someone call the fire department… or better yet, just hand me the extinguisher.
@GothVegan (replying to @SarcasticChef99 )
Oh cool, a stranger offering advice—because that always goes well in this kitchen.
Thanks for the concern, @SarcasticChef99 . I’ll file it right under “things we didn’t ask for.”
@GhostBasher
Well, Danny, if your cooking doesn’t kill us, your dad’s science experiments definitely will.
At this rate, the kitchen’s gonna need more ghost hunters than you do.
And Ember disappearing? Yeah, probably smart. Even ghosts know when to bail from this madness.
@CloneZoneChaos (replying to @GhostBasher )
Aww, you do love us! 💖😂
@GhostBasher (replying to @CloneZoneChaos )
Hardly.
@Raven_Titan
I showed this channel to one of my teammates. I think you guys just earned a new subscriber!
@Beastboy (replying to @Raven_Titan )
Hell yeaa!
@BuggedOutNerd
Wow, dude!! That bazooka was insane—I kinda wanna see how it works up close (for science, obviously).
Also, random question: will you ever do themed cooking? Like Star Wars Day or something?
Anyway, great episode! Also... #LetTuckerSpeak 😆
@racconfighter (replying to @BuggedOutNerd )
I know right!!! It looked amazing!! I NEED to take it apart. For... reasons.
@NicEplaCetoLive
Should I call CPS??
@CookingWithDanny (replying to @NicEplCetoLive )
Naaaaahh
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