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1st chapter will be posted after this!
Hello all!
It's on y'all to read the notes and not complain if you haven't - not because I'm a bitch, but because I'm a bitch who wants to get it right.
1) This is not cannon compliant - obviously - but were also gonna mess with the timeline a bit. Beyond that, I do intend to keep to the storyline.
2) Good news, as of right now, I don't plan on killing anyone off, but definitely not Thorin and Bilbo(I have slightly worse plans at this point). I just finished a chapter while watching BoFA and crying into my tea.
3)If I got something wrong and you want to correct me - DO IT! Do you know how much lore Tolkien wrote? Do you know how hard it is to write in a mix of modern & Shakespearean English? I am in deep study, but I'm not the best, so feel free to tell me!
4) Have an idea? I write a fair bit ahead, but I'm always looking for one-shot prompts or even bigger prompts that can give way to an entire story.
5) Finally - thank you! You are what keep fic writers, well, writing. We love you. We adore you. We smile upon you as Thorin smiles upon Bilbo. Thanks for giving me a reason to kill my back and put my imagination to paper. I love you guys,
Most importanly, I own none of the things. I get weird ides from other fics or daily life or my own sick sense of humor and they show up on paper as a way to keep me breathing. All rights to J.R.R. Tolkien and the amazing cast and crew of The Hobbit Trilogy and LOTR. Thanks for everything you do for us and for bringing our dreams to life.