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Disclaimers and help.

Howdy!

I’m Petals, Petals the Petunia.~ And this is the first “Chapter” of this “Story”. At least from your perspective.

And I’m here to act as your friendly and charmimg disclaimer providing friend!

Just a short bit of tidbits to make sure you aren’t wasting time being a slow learner.

This is obviously a porn parody AU of Undertale. Which, while attempting to mirror the game and it’s characters and world, is changed up a bit to work for, you know, porn.

Which means that all individuals that take part in sexual activities are adults, yes that includes me. We’ll get into all the finer details later.

And as such will contain many adult themes throughout, as well as some fun activites like. Violence, angst, some dark lore maybe, occasionally kinky sex scenes, and menaces to society like yours truly.~

And now to explain how the writing works.

When text is bold like this, it means the narrator is talking, which can only be heard by characters specified to able to.

Petals:”My name over there indicates I am speaking, only the text inside the quotes is spoken out loud” And italics is the inner thoughts or narration of our main character. Seperate from the narrator and unheard of by anyone else.

And if you wanna read the inspirations for this? Check out this link for a fanfic on Fanfic.net (Warning, noncon is a heavy theme/thing going on so be mindful if you don’t wanna read that) https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11926109/1/Under-Tail  

And check out the much more lewd and straightforward porn comic by TheLewdWill on twitter.

And…That’s it, for now. You can expect a lot of similarities to Undertale, but the author will do his best to make things different. If he can even handle that much effort the lazy bum.

If there’s no chapter 2 yet, just wait. And for the time being comment some fo your favorite undertale chapters, especially the obscure npcs. And your favorite monster species in general!...Oh also yes there’s more than just Male x female in this story if that’s important.

And as a little gift for you, I’ll make sure to push our human friend along in the right direction for some, fun.~ Save you some time ;)

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LONG. AGO.

TWO RACES. RULED THE EARTH.

HUMANS.

MONSTERS.

ONE DAY. WAR BROKE OUT.

MONSTERS WERE BANISHED. BENEATH THE EARTH.

A BARRIER OF MAGIC. WOULD NEVER LET ANYTHING THAT COMES INSIDE.

ESCAPE

218X.

ANOTHER HUMAN FALLS INTO THE MOUNTAIN.

LOST. FOREVER.

BUT.

IT IS. NOT YOUR TIME YET.

OPEN

I open my eyes, but only see darkness, endlessly stretching in every direction. I feel…..nothing.

BREATHE

I open my mouth to take in a breath, but feel no air enter my lungs, only the cold. I look around searching for answers to anything that’s happening, why do I feel so light?

STEP FORTH

That voice, it commands me. I raise my legs and walk forward, feeling no weight pulling me down, no floor beneath my feet, yet I continue.

OBSERVE THE LIGHT BEFORE YOU

A glow in the distance, I continue walking, getting closer and closer, I think. The light is…blue? Green? Some color like that…it’s very inviting.

RETRIEVE

I reach out to grab the light. It’s-it’s shaped like a heart, and the closer I get…the more it hurts.

RETRIEVE

It hurts, it all hurts so much! The pain spreads through more of my body as I get closer, every neuron in my body once dormant now on fire! And yet.

YOU MUST RETRIEVE I must retrieve

I suck in another breath of air as I push myself forwards, my hands grabbing the light, the second I do, a harsh and strong force of pain hits me right in my arm and my skull, like someone just bashed me full force with a hammer! And then it’s dark again.

IT. IS NOT YOUR TIME.

YOU MUST. PERSIST.

YOU MUST. SURVIVE.

YOU MUST. STAY DETERMINED

AND. AWAKEN.

Pain, that’s all I can really process right now. The blinding light burning my eyes, this sharp soreness all over my body, and my arm…it feels broken…where am I? What happened?...

You fell a long way down, senses both overloaded and numb at the same time. Feeling sore from your long nap, the pain from the fall yet to fall in. You are lucky to be alive.

Luck…that’s a word. A word that barely applies.

Will you give up then?

No…I just, need to get-Crack “AUGH! fucken mmmmmm!”

You suppress your sounds of pain and force your body to move, rolling over to look away from the light, using your hands to push your body up. The feelings in your right arm making you want to scream in agony, but you force through the pain. Now at your feet, you stagger, nearly falling before catching yourself on something solid, using your injured arm to catch yourself.

Don’t give up, you must persist.

I must, I must persist. I can’t die here.

Soon enough, my pain slightly subsides. My vision becomes less blurry to the point I could finally see the dirt beneath my feet, and the large rock I was leaning on. A very, purple rock…actually, that’s a pillar. Wait, I’m in some sort of structure?

Yes, as you continue to observe, you can see more broken pillars around you, creating a circle around the light from above. It shines down on a patch of golden flowers. Further ahead, loose stones and bricks could be found littering the walls and floor. You slowly trudge ahead, confusion and wonder guiding you as you are drawn to an enormous arch, holding up the cave walls.

Why, is this voice in my head so loud?…

You:”Hello?” I manage to get out, my throat feeling incredibly dry as I try to talk, I can hear my voice echoing further ahead. This place goes deep…and there’s no way back up.

You take one last look at the light from the ceiling, a long climb up that you could never achieve in your condition. With no other present options, you proceed. The thought of such an unknown and isolated journey fills you with dread, curiosity, and DETERMINATION.

…

??????: Deep into the Earth, the human’s presence is detected by something. Something that aims to be thoroughly entertained.”Well now, isn’t this a fun surprise?”

1:UNDERTALE:Love and Loss

I breathed sharply through my teeth as I forced my body to continue forward. The horrible pains had somewhat subsided, though every step I took made my injuries hurt more, yet I need to keep going.

Dark corridors stretched on ahead endlessly. Filled with twisted vines that formed oddly beautiful shapes, piles of leaves that crunch beneath my shoes, and simplistic yet intriguing puzzles made of stone…that took a large number of attempts due to any signs I found being a completely alien language to me. Have I really discovered an ancient maze of ruins? Or, is this merely a well-kept secret of…of…whatever society I came from? As I called out to see if anyone was there, nothing except my own echoing voice answered me.

Five unlit rooms already, and not a soul in sight. Nothing to greet you besides illegible signs. What were these ancient ruins used for? What mysterious species inhabited these caverns? And most pressing of all, who are you in all of this?

…that, last line made me stop in my tracks and think. For a moment I can feel the world around me go slightly, as my heart rate increases and my grip on my arm tightens…who am I? Nothing, nothing about me comes to mind.

Except the dark

???: Ribbit

I snap out of my thoughts and look ahead, seeing a silhouette of a person(?)

You:”Hello?” I called out, only to see the figure run…or uh, jump away? “Hey, Hey! Wait!” I called out as I continued to chase them. Running through another door and rounding a corner, stepping through an oddly large pile of dust. Then, I heard a loud SPLASH! The source of which was frustrating.

A large body of water acts as your next obstacle. And though the bridge would allow you cross, its entire surface seemed to be covered in spikes. Another puzzle, with a far less obvious solution. And, your mystery suspect has vanished.

You:”...Damnit.” I say to myself as I turn away from the spiky bridge. Ignoring the repetitive observations of my second inner voice as I attempted to decipher the instructions. But as expected, reading an alien language in the dark is nigh impossible. ”I’m gonna die here, aren’t I?” I say somewhat defeated

??????:”Golly, somebody gives up quickly? And here I thought you humans were known for your stubbornness.” Says a far too friendly-sounding voice.

You:”Who’s there?” I say looking around the dark. “And, are you a real voice this time?”

??????:”As real as you are, buddy. You seem to be a bit stumped here, need a metaphorical hand?” The voice asks, coming from everywhere and nowhere at once.

You: How familiar ”I mean yes, but can you, stop moving. It’s hard to tell what’s real in the dark.” I say turning again, before noticing a growing crack in the ground. The crack soon became big enough to break one of the tiles into a pile of rubble, exposing the earth underneath and soon, a big yellow flower bloomed…with a face on it

Flower?:”Howdy.~ I’m Petals, Petals the Petunia.” Says the overly cheery plant. Smiling wide as she looks up at you, bopping in place. “Hmmm, by the look on your face, you’re quite new to the underground, aren’t cha cutie?~” 

You:”…what.”

Flower?:”Well luckily for you, you’re new pal Petals is-where are you going?” Petals asked as you walked away, her friendly tone slipping “Got dirt in your ears or somethin?”

You:”No, but I’m pretty sure I have a concussion. So that’s not helpful right now.” I say trying to read the plaque on the wall again. “And I shouldn’t be talking to hallucinations.”

You cannot read the sign, like all the previous ones

Don’t remind me

Flower?:”Oh I get it, you think you’re a loonie, don’t cha?” The flower continues, her tone switching to a more teasing one. “Hate to disappoint you buddy, but I’m as real as everything else in here. And you’re best bet for getting past this bridge unless you wanna swim with one arm.” She says eyeing up your arm you’re clutching to your chest.

You:”Is that a fact?” I say glancing over. ”How do I get past the spikes then, magic talking weed?”

Flower?:”You walk through ‘em. Maybe you have a point with this sounding crazy, but newsflash, everything is crazy down here. Including you for jumping down a giant hole, dumb ass.” She says rudely

You: I turn to the flower again “That is all crazy and proves my point, and I’m not a dumbass.”

Flower?:”Well, to fall down a giant hole is pretty dumb you know, and your ass is a prominent feature.~” Petals says with a wink. And they’re right, you know, you do have some curves on you.

What.

You have a generous ass.

You:”…You know what? How about this? Prove you’re real and I’ll believe your crazy idea.” I challenge, only to be met with a smile as she burrows away again. Leaving me waiting for several seconds until-

BAM

You:”Ow!” I say rubbing the back of my head, turning around to see that smug flower now sticking out of the wall, taking the spot of a tile which was what probably just hit the back of my head. “Asshole, I have enough brain damage.”

Flower:”You’re a tough cookie, just walk it off, into those spikes at the right most tiles.” Prick

Despite your annoyance, the pain proves her realness. You take another look at the spikes, then back at the flower, looking at you expectantly. Walk onto the rightmost tiles.

You:”…Fine, I guess I’m a man of my word.” I say stepping towards the spiky bridge, taking one last look back at the flower before bringing up my foot towards the spikes, hearing metal scrape against metal slightly as the spikes…retracted. Slowly bringing my foot done on the tile fully. Huh, what do you know?

Flower?:”Keep going now.” Petals said behind you. Another step, another spike retracted, proceed. “Now turn left, and three more…now go right.” You continue to follow the instructions, stepping over more and more spikes that retracted to flat surfaces of metal. The instructions become quieter, the further you go, yet still discernible from the other small noises in the room. Soon enough you reach the end of the path, seeing another large lever on the wall.

You pull the lever, all the spikes retract completely, rendering the bridge safe to cross. You watch the sight before you until the flower returns, popping out on your side.

Flower:”Weeeeell, what did I tell you?” She says sweetly, too sweetly “Bet you feel sorry for thinking a cute thing like me couldn’t be real.~” She giggles cutely, finding amusement in your awestruck expression.

You:”Uhh, yeah. Very eye-opening.” I say looking down at her.

Flower:”Well, don’t let me hold up your journey any longer now.”

You:”Yeah…” I say turning to look down the long dark corridor up ahead, thinking. “…Your name, what did you say it was again?” I say turning a little red.

Petals:”Petals, Petals the Petunia. But really I’m just a Golden flower.” She whispers to you “And you are?”

You:”…Good question.” I said with a hint of sorrow, trying not to think about it.

Petals:She seems a little taken aback by this, but recovers quickly. “We’ll stick with Buddy for now then.”

“Buddy”:”Yeah. Sorry for calling you a weed, and doubting your realness. Do you, think you can come with?” I asked Petals

Petals:Petals gives a sly smile. “Just couldn’t get enough of this floral beauty? Don’t worry, I’d love to help out a cutie like you.~ Just think of me as.”

Your new best friend.~

End of chapter

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A heart beats amidst the darkness, a tint of light blue and green. Its glow lights up the room, revealing Petals.

Petals:”That right there is your soul, the very culmination of your being. Every human, and monster has one. It starts out weak, but you can always make it stronger, if you know how.” The flower's words echo in the battlefield as several glowing white pellets float around her “Down here, Monsters will use magic to attack you. So it’s in your best interests to learn how to…dodge!” A barrage of bullets shoots towards you, which you weave between despite your injuries. “There, simple.”

“Buddy”:”Yeah, simple. Now can I-“

Petals:”Slow down buster, I’m getting there. Now, your soul starts out pretty weak, but it could get stronger if you get lots of LOVE. Heh, but I doubt you’ll get any.~” Petals taunts, but as you look at the stats that appeared alongside your Buttons.

“Buddy”:”It says here that, I have 3, love? Does that mean anything?”

Judging by that slight smirk of hers, yes.

Petals:”If you do, that means you have more potential in you than I thought.~ I’ll keep that in mind. But for now, prove to me you can survive.” Petals declares, jokingly putting on an overly stern expression. Before summoning a lot more bullets for you to dodge.

…I’m gonna die from this crazy flower

Chapter 2:The Sadistic, The Slippery and the Sweet

One tutorial later:You did not die. Woo. Hoo.

Petals sits at the entrance of a long hallway beside you. With your tutorial finished your hopes for respite was quickly ruined by Petals next sentence.

Petals: "Now this here is the most important part...you gotta walk to the end of this hall by yourself." The flower informs while gesturing down the almost endless looking hallway of darkness.

“Buddy”: I look at the hall, then back at the flower. "...Why?"

Petals:"To prove your independence, trust me, it's important to test, never know when I won’t be here to help you. And with how much you've been whining, it’s certainly something to test."

“Buddy”:"...I have brain damage, a broken arm. You think I’m gonna be clicking my heels?" I say annoyed

Petals:"Your sass certainly wasn't lost with your head injury, was it?” She says in a much ruder tone than before.

“Buddy”:”...Wow.”

She has issues.

But, playing along benefits you the most. Proceed.

“Buddy”:”Alright alright! I’ll finish your stupid tutorial, you better not be doing this to ditch me.” I said annoyed

Petals:”You should be more concerned with me wanting to steal your soul, idiot.” One last quip before letting you walk forward.

And forward you walked, deeper into the hallway, which almost grew suffocatingly dark enough to-

Hold on. So are you real?

…

The fact I could interrupt you honestly makes me more suspicious…this whole, fever dream is so…strange. It’s, it’s real, it has to be, but…so strange and nonchalant…but why?

…

Still not talking huh? Well, that’s fine. Not like I-

You hear a teasing ‘Ribbit’ from above

“Buddy”:”Whu?” I looked up to see the source, only to be quickly pounced on by an owner of mystery glowing eyes

Froggit:”Gotcha Ribbit!”

Froggit pounces on you!

I was pushed to the ground by someone large and moist, for lack of a better word. Only able to barely make them out from their glowing eyes. They were large, feminine, with skin that was white and moist, but still oddly humanoid. A giant frog woman, which I guess is why she’s called Froggit…Also she’s currently looking at me with confusion.

Froggit:”Ribbit, Ribbit. Wait, didn’t you have longer hair? And boobs?” Froggit seems confused. Seemingly not knowing who she’s causing discomfort to.

“Buddy”: Okay okay, I guess I gotta ACT. Like Petals said? FLIRT “Uh, why would I have boobs, when you’ve got plenty to spare???” Froggit seems confused, but is touched anyways.

Froggit:”Oh uh, thank you.” Froggit says with a blushing face “...Wait your voice seems different too…are you a d-different human?”

“Buddy”:”There’s been others down here?!”

Froggit:”Oh uh…I didn’t think about what to…T-That doesn’t matter!” A swarm of glowing flies materializes and rushes towards you, each of them causing a painful jolt to your body, your soul beating and pulsing faster and faster. Fearing the worst.

“Buddy”:”Augh, ow, wait” The pain jolting through your body is overwhelming, barely able to speak. “W-Wait-stop” You attempt to push her off with your good arm, it fails.

Froggit prepares to finish you off, looking over your pained face, at your beating soul. Not yet attacking. Make the first move.

Froggit:”I-I can do this.” She says to herself “R-Ribbit” She’s hesitating, I need to!

FIGHT

You punch the froggit with your broken arm as hard as you can, knocking her off of you and doing 23 damage, both of you quickly pulling yourselves up. Despite the pain and internal damage you probably just caused to yourself. Still soggy from the juices that covered her body. Both of you tremble in fear. So terrified even your dialogue is shaking.

Froggit doesn’t want to fight anymore. What’s your course of action?

“Buddy”: Petals words about fighting echo in my head…but I push that away, with how low they are. “L-Look, we’re both very, very close to doing something we’ll regret. So let’s not.” Please

SPARE

Froggit is a little surprised, but seeing your mercy, she lets out one last fearful “Meow” And hops off quickly, what little confidence she had gone as she disappeared into the dark doorway ahead.

You won! You earned 0 exp and 2 gold

You’ve survived your first battle of many. Whether through strength or luck, you’re still here. And still pushing ahead.

It doesn't feel like a victory.

As you enter the next room, met with the same dark purple corridors, a bright orange pile of leaves rustled as a familiar and pale face pops out of it.

Petals:”Look who it is.” Says Petals from the leaf pile. “Someone’s looking a little worse for wear, huh? Not even any confidence for winning your first battle?” Her cheery tone has disappeared and she is more, smug.

“Buddy”:”Fuck, off.” I say bluntly, still clutching my arm to make it move as little as possible “You knew I’d get ambushed.” I accused. Not in the mood for this.

Petals:”Well yeah, not exactly something crazy to guess anyway. There’s always some creep or cutie hiding around corners here.” The flower says while rolling her eyes. “But I knew you had it in you, though honestly I’m surprised you didn’t finish her-” Petals stops her rant as she looks you in the face, no words are needed to convey how in pain you are and how annoyed you are at her.

Petal:”...Okay I get it, just hold out your stupid arm.” Petals requests. I glare at her for a second before stepping forward and complying, some vines…or stems? roots?...Green limb/tentacle growths sprout from the ground and wrap around my arm. “Don’t move.” She adds on, closing her eyes.

Bright green flowers bloom out of the vines, releasing some particles that cover your arm. And slowly but surely, the immense pain in your arm fades away.

HP fully restored

“Buddy”:”Woah.” I pull my arm out of the vines, nearly painless now to move “You can just-”

Petals:”I can’t. Healing magic just alleviates pain and restores hp…at most it’ll maybe make you recover faster. Told you it’s complicated. Buuuut, if you ever need healing I can do it.” She explains, her vines changing so she can lean her…face on it, like an arm. “That good enough for you?”

“Buddy”:”Oh my god that’s amazing! Thank you.” I say flexing my arm and fingers, amazed by how quick she did that. But as I do so I hear a slightly distant ‘ribbit’ from the left, catching my attention.

Petals:”Heh, impressed?” Her friendly tone returns a bit as she uses her leaves like hands to emote. “You should see some of the other tricks I can do. Maybe if you listen to me more I can-”

“Buddy”:”Did that frog lady go that way?” I ask pointing to the left “And, Monsters can be ladies, right?” 

Petals:”I mean they go by whatever the hell they want, but uh, yeah that one’s a girl I think. Why do you care?” Petals asks, manifesting an eyebrow to raise. “Oh wait, I know what you’re thinking.~” She is now using her eyebrows to accentuate her lewd intent.

“Buddy”:”W-What no, I’m just…we nearly killed each other why would I be thinking that?!” I say rightfully flustered

Petal:”And then you SPAREd each other, you’re practically besties.” I-I can’t tell if she’s being sarcastic or not??? “Plus, you’ve been pitching a tent ever since she straddled you.~”

…I did not notice that

“Buddy”:”Look, I’m gonna make sure she’s okay, and apologise for nearly killing her. Then you’re gonna stop being such a pervert.” I say, walking past her

Petal:”Says the one wearing those shorts!” She shouts as I walk away, which leaves me to ponder why I wore these to a mountain.

Not the strangest event to take place. Especially not after this.

DATING START!

What?

You enter the room on the left, a simple room of rest. Complete with stone benches, decorative vines, and flowing water to induce calmness. In the center of it stood the frog woman from before, standing in darkness next to some sort of pillar. On top of which sat a bowl of candy.

Candy?

Froggit:”!!! Human! R-Ribbit!” Froggit says in shock, noticing you. “W-Why are you here?”

“Buddy”:”Calm down.” I say raising my hands “I just wanted to uh, check on you…is that your candy or-?”

Froggit:”It’s ribbit, public. Do you want a piece?” Froggit offers…and you’re already next to the pillar digging through the pile of candy.

Thank you Captain Obvious .

You unwrap the small piece of candy, the wrapper vanishing as you pop the candy into your mouth. It has a distinct taste of, magic. HP Max. +5 Vigor

“Buddy”:”Oh my god that’s goooood.~” I say in joy, the flavor was, undescribable. But it make my mouth water and I had to resist eating more. Oh, shit, Froggit. She’s staring at me. “Uh, sorry. I was hungry…”

Froggit:”Meow, that’s alright human…I may have had some pieces myself. Don’t tell anybody I took more than one!” Froggit begs suddenly, her reaction making you chuckle. +3 Amusement. -2 Tension.

Steal

“Buddy”:”Don’t worry, I wasn’t planning on it.” I assured her, taking the opportunity to have a second piece myself, this seemed to to make her relax a bit.

-5 Tension +1 Crime.

“Buddy”: We…sat in silence after that for a minute, she still seems so nervous. I should just leave but…curiosity I suppose. “I, really did want to make sure you were okay. I hit you pretty hard.”

Froggit:”B-But human, I tried to k-kill you, take you soul…why would you SPARE me?” The Froggit asks, webbed hands clutching the pillar as she leans closer for an answer.

“Buddy”:Sympathize “Well, you did hesitate, you seemed scared…and I’ve honestly been scared since I got here. I guess, it wouldn’t feel right. Heck you seem anxious right now at the thought of stealing candy so, I think I made a good choice.” Froggit was touched by your words, even in the darkness you can see her blush. +3 Affection. 

Wow, I’m good at doing that apparently. She’s even ribbting happily.

Froggit:”H-Human, thank you…would you, mind sitting with me for a bit?” Froggit suddenly asks “I would like to keep talking to you, I can, tell you some helpful info! To make up for me trying too…you know.” Froggit offers you a chance to stay bashfully. Do you accept?

Another tutorial??? What is this, some sort of tradition?

Yes.

Oh. Uh, well I did tell Petals I’d be quick…then again she doesn’t exactly have my best interests in mind…But Froggit might not either………

“Buddy”:”You know what, I think I can spare some time Froggit.” You accept the hangout! +9 Affection +1 Politeness

Froggit:”Ribbit! Thank you human…oh, uh. And my name isn’t Froggit. I am a Froggit though.”

“Buddy”:”Oh, then what’s your name?”

Froggit:”Ribbit. My name is, oh wait!” The yet to be named Froggit stops herself, holding her hands in the air to summon a swarm of magic fireflies, each one gives a some glow that work together to light up the room, allowing you to see her clearly now. +10 vision “My name is Tia.”

You get a good look at Tia now, she’s humanoid in appearance, but her entire body is covered in a white and moist epidermis. Her hands and feet webbed, her eyes and mouth a little larger than normal, complete with a long tongue hanging out a bit, her stomach having some strange face-like markings, like something you’d find as camouflage for prey. And most notably, her body entirely nude and uncovered, her womanly parts an alluring sight to behold.~  Especially as she moves to sit on one of the stone benches, giving you quite the view unintentionally. +99 Arousal

Oh my, wow.

“Buddy”:”I…you…my, name is Buddy.” I say a little flustered, god I hope I don’t look too stupid. I sit next to her, crossing my legs to conceal my boner and making sure to not stare at her chest.

Tia:”Buddy, how nice. You must be a very friendly human!” Tia concludes from your name. “I’m so glad I didn’t kill you. Now, let me tell you about names.” Tutorial, Start! ”Now, when a monster wants to offer MERCY, their name will turn PINK. Which is the best time to SPARE.”

Buddy:”...Oh yeah, yours did do that, I think. Why pink?”

Tia:”Oh, it’s just a recent fad. They used to turn YELLOW, actually. Though I think a nice GREENwould be fitting.”

Buddy:”How can I hear the colors your…actually better question, can I color my words like yours?”

Tia:”Simple. Like this, PINK.”

Buddy:” Pink…pink pink…PINK. What the fuck?”

Tia:The Froggit giggles “Moew.~ No silly. PINK . PINK . You are saying BLUE . That only happens when a monster gets TIRED . Try saying it with more, passion.” Tia suggests.

The rest of your planned tutorial turned into a fun experience of learning how to articulate colors with your words. A fun learning experience. One that leaves various colorful flavors in your mouth, a better taste than those fireflies Tia began to eat. Her frog tongue quickly and precisely catching each one.

Buddy:”RED RED RED , GREEN GREEN GREEN , BLUE BLUE BLUE .” After some time, I’ve managed to acustom to the basic RGB colors, mostly. Right now I’m just struggling to copy Tia exactly. “Am I just naturally BLUEfluent?”

Tia:”I’ve never heard of that before, Ribbit. Maybe it’s because of your SOUL?” Tia ponders, catching another fly, holding her tongue up to offer you. “Want one, Ribbit?”

Buddy:”No thanks.” Man she likes her flies.

Tia:Frog slurping noises “Mmmm, tasty…oh I’m out…oh my gosh! How long have we been here? Sorry for holding you up for so long.” Tia apologises, before realizing you can’t see her face of guilt too well and summoned more to help.

Buddy:”Are you kidding? This is the most fun I’ve had on my entire visit. Well, your competition is my breaking my arm, boring puzzles, and a somewhat dickish talking flower. But I mean, come on, who can top talking in COLORS? Woah, that is a weird taste.”

Tia:Tia’s face blushes deeply at your kind words. A simple gesture that means a lot for this Monster. +30 Fluster +99 affection “Buddy, you, I, you.” She covers her face in embarrassment, unable to get her words out.

Buddy: This is, so cute. Encourage “Come on Tia, say it, we’ve come this fa-MMPh!”

Tia kisses you +1 Kiss Count

!!!

She pulls away almost as quickly as she did it, giddy and ribbiting nervously. You can still feel the phantom sensation of her cold and wet form on you, mostly because your clothes are soaked from her moist everything.

Tia:”Ribbit ribbit.~ I hope this will make our tutorial, more memorable.~” Tia says, looking to you for a reaction, though her giddiness fades at you still being caught off guard “B-Buddy? Was, was that too soon? Rib-Ribbit.” Tia asks nervously

Well

Was it?

…That was, unexpected…I didn’t think she’d…wow. She’s braver than I thought.

Buddy:”I…that was, my first kiss, I think.” I feel my face heating up at the thought of the kiss.

Tia:”Oh, R-Ribbit. It was, mine too. I don’t, talk to a lot of Monsters.” She fiddles with her webbed fingers, both of you struggling to make eye contact. +15 anxiety +10 tension.

Stay friends? or-

Buddy:”It was a nice kiss.” Don’t interrupt- “Would you, wanna make it a second kiss?” I ask red in the face, Tia’s does the same. She scoots over closer to me, leaning closer slowly. I wrap my arms around her, becoming more soaked by her natural lubricants by the second. But I didn’t mind, I closed my eyes and leaned in to Tia. Our bodies pressing against one another as our lips meet.

Oh.~ Kiss Count: 2

The passionate embrace lasts for a good minute and a half, the human and frog holding each other as close as they could as their lips made sweet passionate contact.~ Then the kiss got a bit out of hand as the slightly larger monster girl pushes Buddy onto his back to lay on top of him.

Buddy:”Mmmmmm.~ Off, ow.” The distraction of passion was not enough for Buddy to forget his broken limb, which began to hurt again after the healing magic wore off over their date.

Candy

Buddy:”Mind grabbing me a snack Tia?” I asked her, to which she nodded and retrieved a single piece of monster candy with her tongue, straddling my lap as she teased me with it still on her tongue, my cock raging in my pants for release. Not yet

Tia:”Come and get it then.~” Said the sexy frog.

Buddy:Challenge accepted. “Challenge Accepted.~” I lean up to kiss her again. Her long and slimy frog tongue pushed into my mouth.~ The candy disappearing along with the pain in my arm. But more importantly, Tia’s long and sexy frog tongue explored the inside of my mouth.~ It got hard to breathe every now and again, but god it was worth it.~ Mmmm.~

Tia:Tia retracted her tongue once she was content with exploring the inside of your mouth. Face bright red as she licked her lips, slowly.~ Savoring your flavor.~ “Hah, wow. Ribbit. I never knew kissing could be so fun.~”

Buddy:”Heh, says the one with the hot tongue.~ Well, hot everything if we’re being honest.~” I say as my hands drift down to her chest, slowly groping her breasts, taking her moans and ribbits of pleasure as a sign to keep going. “I, didn’t expect anything like this to happen. It almost seems like a dream.~” I say, as I continue to feel her up.

Tia:”Ribbit Ribbit.~ I never thought my first kiss would be with…well anybody really. You just, made me feel like such a special frog.~” Her hips grind onto your crotch. Slow, soft, yet with a clear passion for more.~ “I wanna make you feel like a special human.~”

Buddy:Callback ”Well, you seem like such a master of teaching already. So why don’t you teach me more about, passion ?~” I say with lewd intent as I relaxed, willing to let Tia take control. It felt appropriate, and she certainly seems entertained.~ The face on her stomach changed to look like an ahego organism face.~ (How the hell do i know this?) and the fireflies changed into the shape of a heart behind her.

Tia:”So much time worrying, I’ve wanted to do this for years.~” Tia admits as she moves her crotch aside to tug down your shorts, your oddly thick thighs acting as the perfect side dish for your erect cock.~ Nice size, 9 inches it seems, still throbbing and already leaking precum.~ “I’ll make every second count Buddy.~” She lines up her exposed pussy, already soaking wet, gently touching the tip of your cock.

Holy shit, this is really happening.~ 

She finally pushes her hips down, easily enveloping your cock due to the copious lubricants. Both of you moan out lewdly, shuddering at the foreign sensations.

Tia:”W-Wow.~ It’s so big.~” Tia moans, but she doesn’t falter, already moving her hips, impatiently speeding up.

Buddy:“Hey slow down, ah.~ You’ll hurt yourself.” I said through my moans, moving my hands to grab her hips, pacing her movements the best I could slow down a lustful frog. She’s certainly experienced in hopping.

Tia:Tia nods while she pants, obeying your command and pacing herself more. “I just, needed this so bad.~ To think I missed out on such an experience.~ Ribbit.~” You feel the mixture of precum and pussy juices leak out of Tia onto your crotch. Hips smacking against each other in a growing rhythm.~ Echoing within the small room. “B-Buddy.~” Tia moans. “Buddy.~ I feel so, alive.~ Tell me how you feel, ribbit.~”

Buddy:”I feel, indescribable.~ So, wet and warm.~ I don’t want this to end.~” I answer, my soul appearing on my chest again as we continue, beating faster and faster.~ I can, I can feel her, Tia…I can feel our SOULS beating together almost, is this. LOVE?

Tia:Whatever it may be, Tia feels it as well, her eyes and fireflies pulsing brighter. “B-Buddy I’m close.~ I can’t hold myself back much longer.~” TIa presses herself against you, face moaning into your neck as her hips continue to move on their own. “Cum with me Buddy.~ Give me all you’ve got.~” She demands

It is high time you climax then.

Buddy: Waoh.~ Almost as if on command, I can feel myself close to cumming.~ My cock ached for release as I hugged Tia tightly. “I’m ready Tia.~ I’m gonna, guh.~” I couldn’t finish my words, it’s time.~

Climax

Tia/Buddy:”Ahhhhhh.~” The two of you climax in unison. A surprising amount of cum bursting out of your cock and into Tia’s greedy pussy. Overflowing and leaking out onto your shorts and the bench.

BATTLE WON! Earned 0 xp and 3 gold

New Partner Unlocked:Tia!

Huff, Puff, woo.

We both panted as we relaxed from the aftermath of our sex. Tia resting on top of me, my cock still inside, both of us super sensitive, it seems. There was so much cum, the feeling of our souls. I may not remember a lot, but this seems new. And my god, I love it.~

Tia:”So much.~ Ribbit.~ I can feel your love inside of me.~” Heh, she’s so cute.

Buddy:”Heh, don’t you mean LOVE?~” I countered.

Tia:”Huh? No, love and LOVE are completely different, silly.~ Do I need to teach you more?~” Tia teases. Huh, guess I’ll have to figure out LOVE later. For now, more of this.~

Buddy:Flirt ”I think, this is fine for now.~ I’ve learned so much about monsters from you alone.~” I say, patting her cute yet face.~

Tia:”Meow.~” Tia says happily, before sitting up slightly to look you face to face. “Oh, but I bet I could ‘teach’ you so much more.~” She says with a lewd lick of her lips, insinuating a round 2.

But before either of you could consider this, the room lights up greatly. The once unlit torches on the wall now lit with blazing orange flames. Tia seems to notice this and tenses up.

Tia:”Sh-She’s here? Oh no.” She says anxiously, standing up suddenly and stepping off of you, your cock sliding out of her pussy with a pop as she backs away towards the water, still leaking cum from her cunt.

Buddy:”Tia what’s wrong? Whose here?” I ask concerned, standing up. “You don’t have to go, just tell me what’s wrong.” I try to reassure her.

Tia:”I-I’m sorry, she can’t see me…D-Don’t tell her it was me, please.” Is her last request before she hops into the water, swimming away quickly, leaving you naked, dirty, and alone.

I don’t care about being alone, who's coming? Fuck I gotta get dressed. Quickly, I try to pull on my dirty clothes, and try to leave mid-way to getting dressed.

Only to bump into something large, soft, and sturdy.

You back away, seeing a very tall and opposing figure before you, another woman. This one had fire in her hands, horns on her head, and red eyes that gazed down at you with hints of judgement.

Oh no.

Chapter Text

The large goat woman looks down at you with a mixture of concern and questioning. Still holding those bright flames in her hands. Your immediate reaction being fear as you take a step back.

Goat:Seeing this, she softens her gaze and removes her flame. “No need to be afraid, human. I am here as a friend.” She says in a soft motherly voice, one that contrasts her earlier intimidating gaze and appearance. Extending a furred hand to help you up.

Accept

…Hesitantly, I accepted her hand, standing up fully and still being shorter than her full height…oh shit! I’m still naked. Quickly, I start to put my clothes back on, despite them being somewhat stained from the fun Tia and I shared. The goat woman blushing a bit, but not averting her gaze, seemingly scanning over me.

The goat woman was incredibly tall, probably around 10 feet tall. My full height leaving my head to reach her chest…her surprisingly large chest. She was quite the mature woman, and her shapely body was covered by some large robes. Purple with white outlines and some sort of symbol on her chest. They almost seemed, religious? They did cover her entire form down to her knees. Regardless, she seemed both kind and intimidating. The soft white fur that covered her body, those cute horns, her piercing red eyes and apparent fire magic. Says a lot about her.

Goat:”I am Toriel. Caretaker of the Ruins. I was informed about an injured human and came as quick as I could. I apologize for letting you progress so far, that fall must have been unkind to you.” Toriel comments, referring to your dirty clothes and exposed state. “It was the fall, correct?” She asks, her tone switching to have an undertone of aggression. She asks, kneeling down to be eye-level.

Buddy:”NNNNooo. Just uh, got a bit dirty and was trying to dry out my clothes.” I lied. Tia seemed rather afraid of her, and from what I can see for good reason. I shouldn’t put her in the line of fire…and uh, admitting to public sex would be a bad first impression. “Thank you for your concern, Ma’am.” I say politely, her gaze remaining. “I uh, landed on my arm pretty badly.” I admitted, lifting it up to show her. This changed her tune.

Toriel:”Oh dear.” She reaches out to hold my arm, her soft and warm hands feeling around gently. “I do not see any blood or bends, but it still hurts, correct?

Buddy:”It did for a while. That candy helped, somehow.” I joked, awkwardly laughing.

Toriel:”Oh good, that should alleviate the pain for some time.” She says, removing her hands as she finishes inspecting me. I already miss that soft and warm feeling. “But regardless, Now that I’m here, I will guide you through the rest of these catacombs to a safe place. From there I can properly tend to you human.” She stated kindly. Already standing up and walking out, urging me to follow.

And so, hesitantly, I followed behind her. Continuing my journey deeper into the catacombs. Letting Toriel be my escort.

Chapter 3:Daunting and Haunting

You follow Toriel deeper into the labyrinth, being guided through more puzzles and traps ahead. She was very helpful and diligent.

Toriel:”And now simply pull the third lever.” I comply. Despite the lack of mechanical sounds, the way forward opened.

Buddy:How do these puzzles work? “Thank you, Miss, it’s a bit hard to read the plaques.”

Toriel:”Yes, our language can be a bit of an adjustment for visitors…” She says. Lost in thought for a minute before continuing. “How did you get past the earlier puzzles?”

Buddy:”Brute force.” I admitted, stepping over the holes where spikes once protruded.

Toriel:”I see. Well, lucky I found you before the complicated puzzles.” She says with a smile.

…

I noticed a branch in the path, one led by some sign advertising the “Original spider Bake sale!”. When I attempted to investigate, Toriel put an arm on my shoulder.

Toriel:”Please don’t stray from the way forward. As tempting as it may be, I would advise against trying to run into other monsters.” She advises. Despite this, you stop and ask.

Buddy:”Oh, yeah fair enough. I was just hoping for more food.” Toriel raises an eyebrow, but before she could ask I simply said “I’m, kind of hungry.” I admit a little embaressed.

Toriel:“Oh, of course. How could I forget. I promise once we get to my home, I will prepare you a nice meal.” She promises sweetly.

Buddy:”Oh, Thank you.” I say as I follow her further. Feeling a new spring in my step at the promise of food!

…

Every now and then we’d run into some monsters

A line of Moldsmals laze in front of your path. They bop and jiggle as they wave at you.

But upon seeing Toriel’s gaze they go silent and pretend they don’t see you. Allowing you to step over the differently shaped globs of jello.

Some showed interest in me. Most began to cast magic much like Tia’s flies. Some did seem to get really angry upon seeing me. I remember one comparing me to these, posters they had on them? I never got to see any for myself.

Whimsum and Migosp tremble and screech at the sight of you respectively. Their purple-clad robes sway with the flutter of wings. (Both from whimsum and the small bugs they summoned with magic)

But then Toriel speaks up.

Toriel:”Good evening. Heading into the catacombs for Puzzle inspection?” A friendly yet authoritative tone in her voice. As she makes her presence known, the bug monsters sheepishly agree and run past.

Quite curious how scared they seemed of Toriel. She did say she was the caretaker right? Perhaps they respect her?…I was tempted to try and talk to some of the calmer-looking ones but, part of me didn’t want to offend Toriel. She was helping me afterall, how could I not trust her?

Then again, I trusted Petals and that nearly got me killed. And Tia nearly killed me but turned out to be really, nice...

Don’t get hard now Buddy. God that would be weird

…Many Puzzles later that we thankfully will not cover.

Too many puzzles, that’s what these corridors have. Makes one wonder why. I pondered this as Toriel guided me through a puzzle that spanned several similar looking rooms and involved pushing colored switches. And with a final click of a switch, the door slowly lifted open. I walked ahead, expecting more of the same.

But what I saw was, oddly, breathtaking. An entire underground city.

The way ahead opened up into a massive cavern, the ceiling now hundreds of meters high?! Identical buildings made of purple bricks reached for the top, tightly packed together. I could see some small paths made of lighter purple bricks connecting the buildings, showing several paths forward into small alleys…

I slowly stepped forward, looking straight up the walls of the first building in front of me. Getting a sense of scale, how large this underground world was, and how small I was…I felt, something familiar.

A fish out of water, in a strange new place. Familiarity hits you as you recall, buildings of metal and glass that reach for the stars. The endless noise of footsteps, voices, and cars around you. The city never sleeps, they say. Yet right now, this “Home” seems to be in a deep sleep. Though the buildings stand the test of time, and the forces of nature, it still feels too empty.

Toriel:”Human? Are you alright?” Toriel’s concerned voice snaps you out of your daze.

……

Buddy:...”Yeah, just, reminiscing…” I say unconvincingly

Toriel:”...Are you sure? If there is-” 

BEEP-BEEP-BEEP. BEEP-BEEP-BEEP.

A sudden ringing noise to break the silence. Toriel perked up as she reached into, a pocket or something…and pulled out a phone? They have phones?!

Toriel:She brings the device up to one of her floppy ears  “Hello? This is TORIEL….Oh no, that is awful…I see…….are you certain?…Okay, I will be over soon.” She hangs up, sighing to herself “Oh dear, this is terrible timing” She groans, putting a hand on her face and shaking her head, putting the phone back.

Buddy:”Is everything alright?”

Toriel:”I apologize human, but there has been a bit of an accident in the middle of HOME.” She states, almost in an annoyed tone. “These things happen a bit too often for my liking lately. I am needed for assistance, but it would be foolish to bring you along.” She ponders what to do for a minute.

It seems Toriel must part ways with you for now, and is deciding what to do with you. Will you.

 Be patient and remain         Be bold and venture ahead. <3

…Yeah no, I’m not staying still like this.

Buddy:”You said we would head to your house, right? What does it look like?” I asked her.

Toriel:”Oh, Do you intend to reach my home by yourself human?” She asked with concern.

Buddy:”I can do it, I might be a little hurt, but I can handle a bit of a trek.” I reassured her. “And, besides, if I stay here I might just be seen by one of those other monsters returning.”

Toriel:Toriel seems to think this over for a minute, before sighing, “My home is, deep in the city. It is built into the cavern walls on the other side and has a large tree in front of it. Just try to go through the residential path on the right, stay away from the center, most monsters live there…Are you certain you can stay safe, human?” She asks with concern

Buddy:”I’m certain. I can just FLEE if needed.” I assure her. To which she smiles and places a hand on my head.

Toriel:”Of course. I trust you, stay safe, human. And do not worry about getting lost, the tree will be very clear to see…” And with that, she ruffles my hair and hesitantly walks away. As she left my field of vision, I let out a deep breath, gripping my injured arm again as the source of comfort and security I had, walked away.

QUEST RECEIVED:FIND TORIEL’S HOME.

You are once again alone, left to traverse through a massive city by your lonesome. A test of your will, and individuality. Though the exploration ahead seems long and daunting, you feel DETERMINED.

I wouldn’t say determined, but this shouldn’t be too hard. It probably loosens up the closer I get to the middle.

…Many twists and turns later.

You find yourself horribly lost.

Thanks, I couldn’t tell from how often I find myself at dead ends! Who places so many buildings this close and closed off!?!??!

Perhaps one could consider this city itself as a second maze. And also perhaps, one could consider phoning a friend for help.

I don’t know how the heck she would help if I don’t know where I am. I’ll just, trying and look out one of the windows.

How clever. You enter the next doorway you can find. Walking past the various things on the bottom floor and skipping to their stairs.

Your part is then blocked by a dense collection of cobwebs and silk. And not to mention the spi-

Yeahicanseethatfuckthat.

Alright

You are back on the bottom floor. It appears to act as some kind of storage unit. Shelves with books, cans, and bags line the walls. Several cans also seemed to have been removed from the shelves and stacked together to make a small pyramid shaped stack. Next to them is a knife on the ground.

Use the knife to dig in to some canned goods.        Read-

I ignore the voice that’s been going on for too long and grab the top can and the knife. Holy shit this thing is small, I can hold the entire thing in my hand, why the heck?

…

The knife blade bent at my efforts, it’s plastic, a toy. Useless!

I drop both things on the ground and go read instead. Predictably most of these books are in monster language. I don’t know why I even bothered.

Bottom Right

? Wait, this one has english?

I grab the book and read the title. “The War of Humans and Monsters” What?

I opened a page and read a passage.

Buddy:”...On this day, the Fire clan joined the ranks of the Dreemur empire…..Unified in this terrible war-war?! We will seek out those in the east next, for the human armies may soon strike those that are weak and alone. Led by General Gerson and General Flamesman we shall…” I turn the page.

The rest of the pages seem torn out.

Of course, of course! I get a few answers that lead to only more questions! Fucking fantastic! I put the book back and turn to walk awayyyyyyyy

You fail to notice the can beneath your foot, falling onto your back.

Buddy:”aaaaAAAAAAUGGHUGHUGH!!!”

CLATTER SPLAT

You get up and kick the can as hard as you can into the wall, it bursts open and some kind of food splatters on the wall. You make a note to be more observant next time and bring yourself-

Buddy:”SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! Oh my god just stop talking! I can fucking think for myself you schizo voice!!!!!” I yell out to the empty room, breathing heavily as I grasped my arm to my chest. The pain returned thanks to my exertion and I breathed sharply. “This place sucks! Who builds their home like a maze!? Why did I even climb this mountain in goddamn shorts!? This makes no sense!”

……I begin to steady my breathing, leaning against the bookshelf for support. Grasping my injured arm once more, turns out flailing your arms around to express your anger is bad for your broken fucking arm. God. Damnit.

???????????:”Is, everything okay in here?” A strange, echoey voice came from an unknown source, which makes you look around the room in confusion.

Buddy:”What, who’s there? Were you following me?!” I accuse

???????????:”No no, I was napping and heard you uh, oh wait you can’t see me. Sorryyyyy” A pale figure slowly fades into opacity. A being of white who gave off ghostly moans and a seemingly endless stream of tears. A ghoooooost

The being looked almost human, with their long hair, petite physique, and a grey sweater covering their body. Empty sleeves lay slack at their sides, for they had no arms to fill them. Their face hidden behind their hair, softly shaped and sullen with sadness, eyes hollow and a mouth seemingly cursed with am eternal frown. Such a being would perhaps be more terrifying in another context, but they only gave off an air of depression. And when they spoke, their voice seemed to echo in your mind.

???????????:”…Uhm, is your friend done describing me? I don’t want to interrupt.” Said the specter shyly, luckily for them, they don’t need to acknowledge my presence or worry about interrupting. “Oh. If you say so. But uh, are you okay? Human??”

Buddy:”....Yeah, yeah I’m over it now.” I say, honestly, the ghost girl wasn’t really that surprising at this point. “It’s just been a lot today, lots of bad things. I could make a whole book about it if my arm wasn’t broken.”

???????????:”Oh, sorry to hear that. That sounds horrible. I know what it’s like to be overwhelmed with emotions, and sometimes, I can barely hold a pencil.” The ghost girl says sadly.

Buddy:”That’s a terrible combination….” I say remorsefully, finally registering just how much she was crying. “Are you okay, Miss?”

???????????:”Ooooohhhhhhh. Noooooooo. This is just a little above average for how I usually cry.” Oh my god “And uh, I don’t really go by, miss.”

Buddy:”Oh, sorry about that sirrrrr-” The slow headshake from hi- her- Them, confuses me. “How about you just tell me your name?”

???????????:”Okay. I’m, Napstablook.” The specter informs, looking between me and the mess on the wall. “Did I uh, interrupt your emotions at a bad time?” They ask in a bit of concern

Buddy:I look at the mess I made moments ago and cringed a little, god I’m being childish. “No, if anything you reminded me that I need to get it together.”

Napstablook:”Are you sure? You can be angry if you want. I wouldn’t want to hold you back from expressing yourself.”

Buddy:”I, think that’s a bad idea. And I should get going.” I say as I begin to walk away. This whole conversation was a little embarrassing. Talking to a crying ghost who I can’t really figure out.

As you are about to journey out

God damnit

You realize that an incorporeal being may act as a very helpful guide.

Napstablook:”Are they talking about me?” I turn to Napstablook in realization

Buddy:....”You can hear that?”

Napstablook:”I tend to, hear a lot of things. Oh, I wasn’t reading your mind was I? That can happen sometimes, I'm sorry for digging into your privacy.” They begin to spiral into a string of apologies and cry a little harder, slowly losing opacity. I wave my one good hand to stop them.

Buddy:”No no no, don't go, I don't care if you can hear it! Actually, you can be really helpful to me.”

Napstablook:They return to full visibility ”I can?” They almost seemed a bit, excited at that? As much as they could with the crying and semi-monotone voice.

NAPSTABLOOK JOINED YOUR PARTY!

Napstablook:”N-Not permannetly though, sorry.” ;-;

You and the ghostly being venture out further into the city. Though Napstablook doesn’t know a straightforward path to Toriel’s, they do know how to get you far enough…theoretically.

On multiple occasions, you had to remind them you are not incorporeal and find new turns, or go through the empty buildings as a shortcut.

I don’t mind honestly. At least I have some direct guidance again. I probably shouldn’t have left Toriel.

Napstablook:”Yeah uh, I think she would have done a better job than me…oh sorry, I didn’t mean to hear that.” Napstablook breaks the silence by reminding me of their strange magic.

Buddy:”You can read minds, on accident?” How strange

Napstablook:”Oh, more like. I can hear things others normally can’t. Which I guess includes thoughts. It’s embarrassing.” …The ghost has some strange abilities for sure. But one thing that makes up for it is that they are cute. “Wha-What? I am? Oh, sorry” Napstablook is now blushing.

Buddy:”Sorry, I couldn’t resist. It’s interesting, all this magic stuff. If only it wasn’t underground around some unbeatable puzzles and other BS. Almost makes up for it.” I complained, taking a moment to rest as Napstablook recovered from my teasing. Hiding their bluhs with their knees as they hover in, the fetal position, I guess? “Hey uh, sorry you had to see me all mad earlier.”

Napstablook:”Huh?” They peek from behind their legs. “Oh, that’s okaaay. Emotions can be a lot, I would know.” They say while wiping their tears.

Buddy:”So, is the crying magic, or?”

Napstablook:”Well, everything about a monster is magic…oh wait, you meant if my tears are real or not, oooooooooo.” They moan in embarrassment once more. “Well, maybe. I find myself crying whenever I get sad at all. And, even sometimes when I’m not sad, I cry. It’s hard not to sometimes.” They say almost dejectedly. “Oh uh, but don’t worry about it. It’s not that bad. If I really was this upset, I wouldn’t leave home soooo. Don’t worry too much about meeeee.” Napstablook puts off as they go through another wall. I sigh as I proceed to enter another building and enter out of a much larger doorway. Despite the maze-like layout of these buildings, almost all the first floor windows and doors lack glass and…doors. Guess most people don’t care about privacy? But that’s a later concern.

Napstablook and I find ourselves on a street(?) now. Or at least just a very thick and open path, it stretches along in two directions and acts as a great breath of fresh air compared to the maze-like alleys of small doorways and windows…Do they get much air down here? I’m breathing so I guess that’s my answer but I haven’t seen anything besides some vines and leaves, no trees yet. At least there’s some benches and torches as decoration. Anyways, all the buildings here were lined up neatly, complete with larger entrances, a few benches and torches too, and every other other other building seemed to be a shop of some kind. (not a lot basically)

Kind of like…and abandoned mall…More strange deja vu.

Buddy:”This is much nicer.” I comment as I look down both directions. In the shorter direction I see dark cave walls, in other, much further away, a large round building surrounded by lots of colorful…things, its hard to tell at a distance. “These places seem comfy, why the dark storage building? Is that a ghost thing or…”

That actually sounds a little offensive when I say it out loud

Napstablook:”Well, you’re not wrong I guess, but  also I kind of prefer the cramped areas. The open spaces stress me out. Too many places to look, anyone could be watching meeeeee.”

Buddy:”Yeah I guess that’s true.” I say as I look at a few of the shops that go along the path. Looks like, some kind of paper shop, plants, paint I think? ”So where is Toriel’s place from here? I was told to look for a giant tree if that helps.”

Napstablook:”I uh, need to make a stop. I only have 15 minutes of breaktime left, but, I don’t want to get in trouble for being away for too long. So I’m heading to the store I run first.” Napstablook explained, this for some reason, seemed to earn another blush from them as they slowly led me along the row of buildings.

Buddy:”Okay, I guess that’s fine. What’s the store?”

Napstablook:”I I can’t say it, it’s soooooo ooooooo.” The ghost is so beside themselves at the thought that their opacity fluctuates.

Buddy:”Come on now, how bad can it be?”

…

It’s a porn shop

Napstablook:”Ooooooooo :(“ They are fully invisible. You can’t even see their reflection in the front window, which is displaying plenty of phallic looking toys. As you walk inside, assuming the ghost follows, it doesn’t get much better.

Okay yeah I get it now. Wow.

I mean it’s called the “Intimacy Itinerary”. And seems to sell some more tame things like romantic cards and other more tame tools of intimacy. But then there’s also giant dildos and other equipment probably used for bondage…I feel like I’m recognizing what alto fo this stuff was for. Guess that means I wasn’t any sort of pure of heart saint before the amnesia,

Napstablook:”Sorry I should have warned you, or maybe lied and say I worked someplace else. Oh gosh. Please don’t stare at the plastic…dicks, or me. Or wait you can’t see me sorry sorry.” Oh god this is horrible for both of us.

Buddy:”Look we’re both adults here, we can both admit this is kind of embaressing and that’s a normal reaction I think. Money is money, but uh. Actually this place is kind of really close to that church…temple? The big, important looking building.”

Napstablook:”Yes. To uh the temple I mean. The store is new.” Oh that makes it worse. “Ooooooooooooo.” Sorry

Napstablook enters a form of just bare minimum visibility behind the counter. Though if you look at them too directly they disappear again. So you just lean against the counter and look at the floor.

Napstablook:”Sorrryyyyyy. I uh, visit the RUINs so much I got assigned this job. And I was too guilty to ask for another.” You can hear them shuffling through a few things behind the counter with their telekinesis.

Buddy:As I waited I, glanced around a bit. Some books about how to date, romantic cards, some boxes of chocolate, more books about…special cases of monster sex and reproduction…yeah the romance side of this store seems a bit low. I guess it’s hard to sell flowers when there’s a flower shop already. “Is, working here one of the reasons you’re sad?” I asked, hearing a bump. I turn around to see them rise up through the counter. “You okay?”

Napstablook:”Sorry, forgot to go incorporeal. But uh, I told you not to worry about me. You’ll just be slowed down.”

Buddy:”Come on, share some emotions. You said I shouldn’t suppress my anger. Well, I think you shouldn’t suppress your sadness.” I used the ghost's own words against them, hoping that would convince them.

Napstablook:”Well, I mean, I did say that but, it’s just. I uh, just uh. Don’t know if I should, it's hard toooooooooo” This continues on until they eventually just slip back under the counter.

sigh

…

Despite how troublesome this kind of is, I can’t blame them for being this embarrassed by all the sexual content.

Napstablook:”Mmmmmmmmmmm.”

I wonder if Napstablook worries a lot about what other people think

Napstablook:”Mmmm.” Napstablook slowly rises back up, noticing you looking at the floor as you think.

I wonder if they are scared of being different.

Napstablook:”Maybe….” Napstablook follows your lead, talking aloud as they look down at the counter.

I think Napstablook shouldn’t worry so much about that, given that monster seem to have a lot of things to be different about.

Napstablook:”Yes, but. We’re supposed to have a lot of similarities too. And, I don’t fit in.”

I think Napstablook shouldn’t worry about being so bashful. I bet alot of monsters can get embarrassed at plastic dicks hanging around.

Napstablook:”Ooooo, it’s, not really that…”

What could it be then?

Napstablook:”Well…maybe, because I don’t like them like others do.”

Buddy:”...Because you’re gay? Or uh.” Does it have to do with a preference of girls?

Napstablook:”No. I uh, don’t prefer uh, anyone…and uh, I don’t know if I would be called gay for liking girls either.”

Does Napstablook prefer, nonsexual bonds perhaps?

Napstablook:”I don’t know…I just, never felt that way, with anyone really. Like, at all.”

As in, you’ve never had feelings for anyone?

Napstablook:”No, never. Never once, and, I don’t think I ever will, and that’s bad.”

Is it?

Napstablook:”I mean, everyone is doing it. So it must be.”

Yeah, it does seem to be a little common here. But it can’t be bad to not do it.

Napstablook:”I don’t know. I’ve seen almost everyone in the RUINS come here…even Toriel, and the Priest and…Oh my gosh I wasn’t supposed to say that oooooooo.” Customer confidentiality down the-

Buddy:”Alright stop that.” I speak up and turn around to the sobbing ghost. “Look, I don't know much about monster culture or anything. I mean hell I had sex with someone who tried to kill me earlier, a flower tried to teach me how to flirt and fuck with other monsters, and there’s a sex shop really close to a place of worship so I only have more questions after all that. Hell I don’t really understand you fully, but I want to know more. And even with what little I know I only see a person who took time to help me. So I think you’re a good person who I want to help if I can. If you’ll let me anyways.”

Napstablook:”Ooooo, don’t you have better things to do?” Napstablook says as they look up from the counter. It’s stained with their endless tears.

Buddy:”Literally no. But even if I did you’d still be high on the list. I mean you haven’t tried to attack me so, you’re like one of the best people I’ve met.”

Napstablook:”Hmmmmmm.” Napstablook goes through the counter again, before floating up straight and handing you a map. “H-Here’s the map. I found it earlier but didn't want to interrupt."

Buddy:”That's alright.” I took the map, it was uh. It looked like your typical maze drawing. I can't lie. No labels. Except the Crown at the top.

Napstablook:”I, I think Toriel Is at the crown. And uh, Don’t go around the Middle…It’s, crowded.” Thinking about it, all those colorful objects I say might have been monsters gathering…wow. 

Napstablook:”I uh, will need that back maybe…so uh, if you, want to give it back. I’ll be here. Maybe” Napstablook bashfully asks, struggling to admit they want your company no doubt.

Buddy:”Of course, I wouldn’t want to leave you without your precious map.” I say as I look down at the map. Giant maze.

Napstablook:”Oh wait! About your, uh. Problems. With your memory and uh, anger…uh n-nevermind.” Napstablooks voice switches from actually a little confident to straight back to their lack of confidence.

Buddy:”No come on, you have yet to be unhelpful so far.”

Napstablook:”Mmmm, I-I’ll believe you.” Napstablook floats over behind the counter and picks up a notebook. “When, I have a lot of emotions. Or-or, memory problems. I think writing my thoughts down has helped me.” They show off the tear-stained notebook, before picking up a second one. And a pencil. “You could, try the same. It might help you. Or or! If it doesn’t, you could use it to write down important stuff, or just. Draw. Or write some, writing ideas or, or.” They stumble on their words. Shaking their head as they hold the book out. “Or do none of those things, I won’t mind.”

Buddy:I take the book and pencil, flipping through the empty notebook pages. “I’ll be sure to fill these pages up with something. Thanks Napstablook. You might not think it, but you’ve been really helpful to me.” I give them a smile

Napstablook:They blush and look away once more. “Y-You’ve been, so kind to me. I-I hope…um. Maybe come back if you have time. But uh, until then….” They hover in place, floating closer and away from me. Seemingly in debate on what to do. Then, their tears start to float upward, forming a dapper top hat, which they then take off and give me a bow. “T-Thanks for your time.”

Napstablook once again does something really cute.

And I can tell you’re hearing my thoughts again because you’re blushing Napsta!

Buddy:I give them a bow in return. “I’ll be sure to visit you again.” I promised, before slowly turning away and walking out the door. Feeling, a little proud of how much emotion I got the ghost to show.

You unlocked the JOURNAL

You unlocked the HOME MAP

New Partner Unlocked:Napstablook!

That’s a little presumptuous, we just established their lack of…whatever you do your thing.

You scrawl in your JOURNAL as you walk the rest of the path to TORIEL’s. Your new map ensures the rest of the journey is relatively easier than before. You feel certain that you’’ find Toriel by the next chapter

Next what?

Chapter end

Chapter Text

Chapter 3.5:Heartache

Toriel:”Phew, there we go. This will have to do.” I set down the broom and look over the room. It is now spotless and ready for my guest. With a satisfied smile I exit and shut the door behind me.

I take a deep breath, glancing down the hall I am reminded of how much more housework there is to do. The unswept floors, the withering plants, the bathroom…

Goodness so much to do, I hope the human will not mind. 

Toriel:”Ah, that reminds me. I promised them a meal as well. Perhaps I should have started there…” I glance behind me, catching a glimpse of myself in the mirror.

Stepping in front of it, I see a tired old lady, who should have kept her house clean. Who is wearing an old apron to try and impress her guest…she looks rather silly.

I rub my eyes and take a deep breath. Everything will be fine.

A quick check of the time…Almost two hours since I last saw him. The incident at the temple took longer than expected. And by the time It was “resolved” he could be anywhere in the city…

Toriel:”He will find his way. All the humans do.” I reassure myself. Every human who has fallen and explored the Ruins by themselves turned out fine. Funny, how the catacombs designed to confuse and slow down humans never seemed to do their job. But then again, neither have I.

I walk down the hallway, planning to start dinner. While doing so I can call his cellphone.

Or I considered doing so, for as I reached for my phone. I felt, a sense of familiarity. Turning towards my front door, I reached for the knob and opened.

Right in front of the ancient tree in front of my house, was a very surprised young man. Surprised to see me? Or my outfit? I admit the latter gives me butterflies.

Toriel:”Ah, Greetings human.” I greeted warmly, approaching to look him over. No injuries, no tears or rips in clothes, no strange smells…no MORE strange smells anyhow. “I see you have arrived of your own accord unharmed. I am grateful.” I say with a kind smile.

He stands very still as I look him over…perfectly so. Is he holding his breath?

Human:”Yeah well uh, it took some time to figure out the maze that is, Home. But, here I am!” He declares, clutching something to his chest. Where did he get that? Did he steal it from storage? Get it from another monster? His it from her this whole-

No, prying is not important right now Toriel. He needs rest, the poor thing.

Toriel:”Well, you have done well to make it this far. And now that you are here, I have a surprise for you.” This statement made him perk up…and also turn more red than before.

Human:”A surprise? What would that be?! Miss.” That last word tacked on…

Toriel:”Follow me dear.” I say beckoning him forward. As I entered my home I heard him shutting the door behind me, and wipe his feet on the welcome mat.

I glance back to see him look around. Hopefully he does not notice the dust.

Toriel:”This way my dear.” I told him as we heard down the hallway. Passing three doors to the end of the hall. The bathroom, my room, and…that room. The human pays them no mind I noticed…he seems slightly distracted.

Oh my, perhaps this apron was a good idea.~

Toriel:”Just so you know human, I hope to make your time here comfortable. So do not be afraid to ask for anything you want.” My teasing tone causes him to avert his gaze.

Human:”Thank you Miss.” Such a cute reaction. I could not help but chuckle.

Oh look at me, acting like a high schooler again. Focus Toriel.

Toriel:”In here.” I open the door on the end of the hall, allow him to enter first. “Here you go, a room of your very own.”

The guest room held a comforting pink color palette. One that invites intimacy and relaxation. Though the room was sparse. A large bed, a filled wardrobe, a desk, a clean rug, and a mirror. I really should put more things in here, it has been years since…I really cannot stop thinking about them all.

This room has changed so many times between all the guests within. For one reason or another I had to remove some of the extra pieces that used to fill it, and now it lays barren. A state that makes me worry about how this reflects on me.

But, the human does not seem disappointed. He simply looks around. Before making his way over to the bed and wardrobe.

Toriel:”I wanted to make sure you felt welcome. And comfortable. This will provide you a place of sufficient rest. There are plenty of extra clothes and sheets if you need them. And you are welcome to browse my books in the other rooms. I recently acquired plenty of new material.” Will this be enough? It will not. It never is forever. But, it leaves them content for now.

The human opens the wardrobe, silently browsing the clothes within.

Human:”I can, use any of these?” He asks.

Toriel:”Of course, you are my guest. You are welcome to keep what you have, though we will discuss washing them later.” The smell from before lingers. A smell I could never forget. Frog slime. I will have to lecture them about such intimate interactions in public.

Human:”…Wow.” So speechless. From the kindness of a stranger? Or, something else? I ponder this as I walk over to the desk. A medical bag laying there, inside I pull out an arm sling. 

Toriel:”Would you mind sitting down? This will help you with your arm.” The bed compressed under his weight. So quick to listen. And as I approach and affix the sling, he tenses once more. So I concentrate, healing magic flows from my fingers into his arm. Alleviating the pain, yet he still is stressed.

Toriel:”Are you nervous?” This breaks him out of his state

Human:”I guess. Sorry Miss.”

Toriel:”Please, you may call me Toriel. You are my guest and I want you to be comfortable.” Despite my reminder, I can see it in his eyes. Stress. “Human. Do you know why arms are good listeners?” I smiled

Human:”W-What?” Dumbfounded

Toriel:”Arms, they are such good listeners. Do you know why?” I stifle a chuckle.

Human:”Why?”

Toriel:”Because they are always ready to lend a hand!” I chuckle a little at my own joke, finishing the sling. The human smiles but remains silent. “Human. Be honest with me. Are you alright?”

Human:”…No actually…I think right now, I’m all left.” He lifts his unbroken arm. And….oh, Oh!

Toriel:”Hahahahahahaha!”

I could not help but burst out into laughter. Leaning onto the bed to support myself. The human meanwhile chuckles a little, his shoulders relax.

Toriel:”Hahaha. Oh my. That was clever.”

Human:”I didn’t think it was that good. But uh, good to know you’re a great audience.” He says, shifting in place as he smiles at me. “Thank you, Toriel. For, all of this. I know we just met, but you’ve been so kind to me. How can I-“

Toriel:I shush him with a finger. “None of that human. Not right now. You need some rest after all that walking. Just relax for a while, and I will prepare us some dinner.” I assure him, standing up once more. “And do not be afraid to ask me for anything.”

Human:”Alright then…yeah, I think a nap might be nice. As long as I don’t have any major brain damage, but I made it this far so I should be fine.” He is so nervous. I cannot help but find it cute.

Toriel:”Sleep well Human. Have some pleasant dreams.~” He blushes. I giggled once more as I departed, I know I should not bother a tired guest with such jokes but, nothing wrong in a bit of fun to make him unwind.

Besides, if he is anything like the other humans, he will end up being very comfortable living here.~

…

At least until he leaves.

I lean against the hallway wall. Only making it a few feet away from the door.

I should not think about that now. Old memories will only distract me. But…

Everything that has happened.

The king, the revolution, my exile. The missing souls. And…the human. Ha ha

I never even learned their name, the last human. Would knowing it make the pain of losing them worse? Or better? Not even a day spent together yet, they were so forward. Intimate, knew just what to say to make me feel happy.

And now, gone like all the rest.

I know it is selfish, and I cannot repeat my past mistakes, but…

I hope this one stays longer.