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Shen: *Ranting at Tai Lung*
Tai Lung: *Chomps his entire head*
Boss Wolf: OH MY GOD
Kai: LMFAO
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Crane: I know no one asked for my opinion here-
Mantis: and yet you’re talking
Crane: -but I agree with Mantis
Mantis: wait let’s hear him out
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Po: Do you ever talk about anything other than structure and responsibility?
Shifu: Yes. Pride and leadership.
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Po: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?
Shifu: The good one.
Po: It's very unlikely that I will ever do it again.
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Po: The gang told me to buy groceries for dinner.
Po:
Po: Oh look! A butterfly!
Po:
Po: Wait, what am I doing here?
Po: I should go home.
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Shen: Is stabbing someone immoral?
Tai Lung: Not if they consent to it.
Kai: Depends who you’re stabbing.
Po: YES?!?
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Kai: *Screams*
Tai Lung: *Screams louder to assert dominance*
Boss Wolf: Should we do something?!
Shen, observing: No, I want to see who wins this.
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Crane: I feel like I'm always the one who has to be the responsible one.
Mantis: It's because you're the only one who doesn't have a death wish.
Crane: That's not true! I just have a strong sense of self-preservation.
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Kai: How did none of you hear what I just said?
Shen: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Boss Wolf: I got distracted about halfway through.
Tai Lung: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
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Po: So, what's the plan?
Tigress: We need to create a diversion.
Po: I'm a professional at that!
Tigress: You're a professional at being the diversion
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Tigress: Po has no survival or self-preservation instincts. I think he was born without them.
Viper: That can’t be true-
Tigress: Watch this.
Tigress: Hey Po! Race you downstairs!
Po: *Jumps out of twenty-story window
PlainJanePixie on Chapter 11 Sat 16 Aug 2025 08:58PM UTC
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