Chapter 1: Getting them there
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The Young Justice team members were currently training. Aka trying not to get too embarrassed by Black Canary. Unfortunately it wasn't going too well.
Nightwing; fail. Dick Grayson let out a groan as he got knocked to the ground. He had only recently taken up the name and dropped the Robin moniker. "Ow."
"You good?" Kid Flash asked, extending a hand for Dick to grab.
"I'll be fine." Nightwing took the offered hand. "Your turn."
Before he could respond, everyone in the room disappeared in a flash of golden light.
The Justice League was meeting up for a meeting. Everyone was there with the exception of Black Canary and Red Tornado. Before the meeting could actually begin, several members disappeared in a golden flash.
And then they appeared in a theater.
Everyone was instantly on guard.
"What the-"
"Everyone relax," Doctor Fate commanded. His voice carried around the room.
They all froze and looked at him. Zatanna had to resist the urge to sob.
"I have been given permission by Nabu to show you alternate universes," he announced.
"What do you mean by that," Zatanna glared at the man.
"I mean," he took off his helmet, "Nabu and I are going to show you all the future, past, alternate universes, and more."
"Dad?"
"I mean, it's me," Zatara told her.
Zatanna ran to him and wrapped him in a hug. The force caused him to take a step back to not fall but he hugged her back regardless.
"Zatara, what is going on," Batman asked.
"Nabu saw something happen, in the future. Something that wasn't supposed to happen. And it involves him." He pointed at Wally.
"Me? What do I have to do with anything?" Wally didn't show it, but he still didn't want anything to do with Dr. Fate. While he liked Zatara and Kent Nelson, he hated Dr. Fate.
"In the future, you die when you aren't supposed to. You die because you are too slow, but that shouldn't be the case."
"What do you mean, Wally dies because he's too slow," Artemis asked, moving to stand next to her boyfriend.
"In every universe where Wally West and Barry Allen exist, Wally West becomes faster than Barry. It is fate. An absolute. But for some reason, that doesn't happen here, instead, Wally dies and never takes over the mantle of Flash as it should happen."
"Wait, if Wally dies because he doesn't become faster than me, then what normally happens to me?"
"It changes," Zatara admitted. "Sometimes you die, sometimes you get trapped in the Speed Force, sometimes something else happens."
"So because I'm not as fast as I should be, I die," Wally said. "And I'm supposed to be faster than Barry."
"Not just Barry, but every Speedster ever. You are meant to be the fastest being in every universe."
"That's..." Wally trailed off.
"Intense," Barry said.
"It's not just Wally that we're trying to help, though. Everyone in this room will become better. You all will see alternate versions of yourselves. Nabu is hoping this will let everyone become the best version of themselves possible."
He paused before continuing. "But it comes at a price. If you get injured in what we are watching, you'll feel the pain. You won't actually be hurt you'll just feel the pain. And if you die in the event, you'll go into a coma-like state."
"So, what are we watching first," M'gann asked. She felt like she knew, but didn't want to be right.
"Isn't it obvious, we're going to watch Wally's death."
Chapter 2: Wally's Death
Summary:
They react to Wally's death at the end of Season two.
Notes:
I don't own this. This belongs to their respective owners. I make no money off of this.
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
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Everyone looked extremely uncomfortable at the prospect. But a few people looked even more worried than the rest. Wally looked extremely pale and was squeezing Artemis's hand rather hard. Artemis herself was also pale.
Dick kept on glancing at Wally and the screen.
The rest of the team had similar reactions.
Barry was vibrating extremely fast and would have caused the chair he was sitting in to catch on fire if they were invincible. Hal put his hand on Barry's shoulder which caused him to stop vibrating.
"I suppose I should explain," Zatara said. "At this point, Earth was invaded by an alien organization called the Reach. After some politics and gaining the trust of the people of Earth, they wanted to colonize it. But you all fought them off. However, they left behind several devices that could flip the Earth's magnetic field."
Recognized: Kid Flash; B-03
Artemis squeezed Wally's hand. He pulled her close. They shared a look and Wally squeezed back. It was comforting to have her there. It made things seem... less bad.
On his other side, Nightwing, someone who was practically his brother, was silently shaking until Barbra placed a hand on his shoulder.
The next shot showed a tornado of energy. Lex Luther: And no matter what, don't slow down until the crystal is neutralized.
"Why is Luther trying to help? He probably helped the Reach," Superman said.
"He did," Zatara confirmed. "But if he doesn't help, then the Earth is destroyed. That's a good motivator for anyone who lives on it to not want it destroyed."
Superman didn't look happy about it, but he didn't comment further.
A shot of Flash and Impulse is shown.
"Who's the kid," Barry asked.
"That is Bart Allen, your grandchild who traveled time to help prevent this mess," Zatara admitted.
"But Iris and I don't have any kids yet, we can't-"
"It's the future, remember, Barry? Plus, times travel," Dinah reminded him.
They started running around the energy vortex.
"Not even the two of you will have enough energy to stop that," Batman said.
"I know," Barry admitted. "Even if he is as fast as me, we'll need more kinetic energy."
"Which is where I come in," Wally spoke for the first time since they started watching. "Even if I'm not as fast as you, I can still help."
Impulse: I think it might be working. Flash: It's definitely slowing, but not stopping. Even at our top speed, I'm not sure the two of us can generate enough kinetic energy.
"Guess you were right, Bruce," Dick said.
"Which isn't good," Wonder Woman added. "If Clark and I could get there, we could help. We're not as fast as even Kid Flash, but we could help."
"Something tells me, you guys won't make it in time."
Wally: Then how about the three of us. I may not be as fast as you two, but I can add my fair share of kinetic energy.
No one said anything. Normally, someone arriving to help them would cause at least a few people to react, considering what they knew, no one felt like cheering.
Wally: Besides, I can't let the new kid take all the credit for saving the world. Flash: Good man. Impulse: Go crash.
"Definitely not going to crash," Wally weakly attempted to joke. While it probably attempted to lighten the tension, it failed.
They started lapping him. Come on, Wall Man, you can do better than that. The Bio-Ship arrived with Artemis, Superboy, Nightwing, Aqualad, Miss Martian and Blue Beetle.
"Who's that," Red Tornado asked.
"Jamie Reyes aka Blue Beetle. Keep in mind the suit is sentient."
Nightwing: Look, it's slowing down. They're shutting it down. Scarab: Earth's magnetic field is stabilizing.
'At a price,' he thought sadly.
But there is a problem, Jamie Reyes. The Kid Flash is in danger. His slower speed is making him an exit valve for the chrysalis' energy. In 16 seconds, Kid Flash will cease. Wally starts to fade. Blue Beetle: Cease? Cease what?
Wally started screaming in pain and flailing about. "Oh God!"
"Wally!"
Artemis and Dick tried to grab him but he was shaking too fast.
Suddenly Barry was at his side and grabbed him tightly. "Hey, Kid. Focus on my voice."
"Barry? It hurts so much." Wally had tears falling down his face.
"I know. Focus on my voice."
Barry glanced around the room. "Just start the video again. The sooner this is over the sooner this'll stop."
'Why is he feeling more pain than his future version,' M'Gann telepathically asked Nightwing.
'That version of Wally probably has adrenaline. That and he has to focus on saving the world. Our Wally doesn't have any of that so it's worse for him. It'll probably be the same for future events,' Dick answered.
Wally screamed in pain as the energy hit his on screen counterpart. Flash: Bart, we need to slow down more. Try to siphon some of the energy attacking Wally.
"That won't work. Even if you could slow down in time to save Kid Flash, you won't be able to stop the chrysalis," Red Tornado said.
"I don't care. Wally is my nephew." Barry said, he sounded uncharacteristically angry. Iris didn't look much better and was glaring at the robot.
Wally continues to get attacked by the energy. He was now fading from existence and became intangible.
In the room Wally had stopped screaming in pain. Now it seemed like his pain was beyond any way he could express it.
Artemis reached over and grabbed his hand. She had tears falling down her face.
Superboy looked sad and wasn't looking directly at the screen. M'Gann was silently crying into his shoulder. Nightwing seemed to be forcing himself to look at the screen. Zatanna had closed her eyes entirely. Rocket was simply staring off to the side.
The Justice League was all silent.
Wally: It's no good. Oh man! Artemis is so going to kill me for this. And don't even get me started on mom and dad. Barry: Kid! Wally: Just tell them, okay?
'I'll tell them,' Barry thought sadly. 'I made that vow long ago. If anything happens to you, I would personally tell them.'
Wally disappeared.
Wally fell unconscious. Despite this, his breath was still labored and uneven.
No one said anything. They just wanted this over with.
The energy dispersed and the storm cleared. M'Gann: They did it!
No one cheered. No one said anything. They did it, but at a cost.
The fog cleared to show both speedsters panting. M'Gann: You did it. Aqualad: Congratulations. You have saved- Artemis: Wait! Where's Wally?
Everyone remained silent.
Flash: Artemis, he wanted me to tell you- Artemis: No. No. Flash: He loved you
Artemis' breath hitched. She glanced at Wally's unconscious form. They have been dating for a few months now. But they haven't told each other that they love each other.
Artemis started crying and fell to her knees. M'Gann Comforted her.
Suddenly, Wally gasped loudly and sat up. "That hurt."
"Wally, are you okay," Barry asked.
"Yeah. I don't feel any more pain," Wally replied. He sounded shaken.
"He wasn't talking about physically," Artemis told him. "You just watched yourself die and went into a coma."
"I'll be fine."
Notes:
An) Done. I'm going to be honest, I only have a few things planned for this, requests are open.
Chapter 3: Batman #428 Part One
Summary:
They react to Batman #428.
Notes:
I don't own this. This belongs to their respective owners. I make no money off of this.
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
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"I'll be fine."
"Wally," Dick said quietly.
"Fine, I'm not. I just saw myself get disintegrated. That happens in the future, it's not some threat, that's real and it happens in the future."
"No, it doesn't," Zatara said kindly. "It did, but the whole point of this is to get everyone here to be the best version of themselves they can be. In this case, you will be as fast as you're supposed to be."
"And even if you don't get faster, we know about the Reach, we can stop them before they get to that point," Artemis told him.
"Thanks, I needed that," Wally admitted.
"I know." Artemis gave him a quick kiss.
"Oh, get a room," Dick joked.
Without missing a beat, Wally shot back: "Get a girlfriend. Barbra is right there."
Dick blushed deeply and had a sudden interest in the floor. "Shut up. We're not like that. We're just friends."
"Whatever you say," Wally replied.
"Batman, I assume you remember the kid, Jason Todd," Zatara said. "This next story is about him."
"What about him," Bruce asked.
"In the future, he will die, even sooner than Wally," Zatara said. "But in this universe, he lives. I am showing this to you so you can avoid that future."
Batman kept his face stoic, but a few could see the way his face fell, just the tiniest bit. "Very well."
"Bruce," Superman said. He reached over and put his hand on his best friend's shoulder.
"I'll be fine, Clark."
"We both know that's a lie." He said it quietly enough so that only Bruce could hear it. Well, Superboy probably heard it, but he gave no indication that he did.
Batman clenched his fists. This was always his greatest fear when he first started training Dick. And I came true for Jason. The kid he was considering making the successor to the Robin mantle.
Wonder Woman felt uncomfortable. This is what she predicted years ago. When Batman first took on Dick. Then again after Captain Marvel's true age was revealed. Now her prediction was coming true; something she didn't want to happen. Even if he survives in this universe, Zatara said that he was going to die before Nabu had decided to show them this stuff.
'That's what we thought.' Batman noted. 'So that means that we're wrong. So what happened to his parents?'
"I won't comment on you making him Robin," Clark began, "but you did the right thing bringing him in."
"I could have brought him to the police. Had them put him in foster care."
"We both know you wouldn't do that," Clark told him. "You always had a soft spot for kids."
'That was always the worst part of Gotham,' Dick thought. 'Bruce spent a lot of his fortune on Gotham. Not just as Batman but he built orphanages, homeless shelters, covered the medical bills for the people he stopped and more. Several times criminals who couldn't get jobs would often be given jobs working for Wayne Enterprise, and yet, it was never enough.'
'Are you okay,' M'Gann asked. 'Sorry for the intrusion, but your thoughts were loud.'
'It's fine, M'Gann. I'll be fine,' Dick replied.
There was the tiniest flicker of a smile on the Dark Knight's face, gone in less than a second. 'So he did the right thing in the end. Good.'
"Jason means right, he just... struggles. Just like everyone else," Dick said.
"Yeah, you could have handled how you treated him better, but you clearly want what's best for him, just keep that in mind, Bruce," Superman told him.
"The same could be said about you and Conner," Bruce replied.
Superman didn't respond.
"She won't make it," Diana said.
"No," Bruce agreed. He couldn't help but feel saddened. He saw all life as sacred. It's not that he wanted to not kill anyone, he wanted to save everyone. Every life he could. And he hated when he couldn't.
"What?" Someone asked. Even Bruce was caught off guard by this.
"Why the Hell is Joker in Ethiopia," Dick asked. "He almost never leaves Gotham."
'A hero, until the end,' Bruce thought. 'An end that shouldn't have happened.'
"Bruce," Clark simply said.
They held a moment of silence for the woman. After it was over, Dinah said: "She wasn't perfect, but she clearly cared for Jason."
"She didn't deserve her fate," Oliver agreed. "No one deserves a fate like that."
"He'll need a hospital, fast," Barry said.
"I know," Batman replied.
"If this happens in the future, you can call Clark or I," Barry said. "That goes for everyone. You all know we're willing to help."
No one said anything. They were all too worried about Jason.
Batman took in every detail he could. Eventually, he would beat the Joker. The Joker would go to Ethiopia to steal medical supplies. He would recruit several people including Jason's mom to help him. He would stop it.
"What's going on," Dick asked. "Why would anyone from Iran want anything to do with the Joker."
Batman's eyes narrowed behind his cowl. "Nothing good."
"What kind of idiot thinks it's a good idea to give Joker any government position," Wally asked.
"If he does accept, he'll have total diplomatic immunity for everything he's done," Barry said, sounding worried. "Bruce won't be able to touch him without causing an international incident."
Batman was deep in thought. If Joker accepted, he would be untouchable. 'I'll find a way to stop him. I have to.'
"What do you mean 'settled between us a long time ago,' Bruce," Clark asked. "You can't be thinking of killing him. That goes against everything you believe in. Your most important rule."
"I know that, but that version of me is considering it," Bruce said. "I'll just have to hope he doesn't kill him."
"He needs to pay," Dick said. "He can't get away with this."
"He will," Wally said. He had met Jason a few times. Wally knew Dick saw Jason as a little brother despite how little he had seen the two together. And he was sure Jason felt the same way.
Notes:
An) Not done. So Wattpad has a rule that you can't have more than 20 images on a single chapter. I'm going to keep using that for this story so that the chapters remain the same. Don't worry, part one and two are always released at the same time.
Chapter 4: Batman #428 Part 2
Summary:
The second half of them reacting to Batman #428.
Notes:
I don't own this. This belongs to their respective owners. I make no money off of this.
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
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"He needs to pay," Dick said. "He can't get away with this."
"He will," Wally said. He had met Jason a few times. Wally knew Dick saw Jason as a little brother despite how little he had seen the two together. And he was sure Jason felt the same way.
"What's so special about that location in New York," M'Gann asked.
"That's one of the United Nations Headquarters," Conner told her. It was one of the things he was taught when he was still in Cadmus.
"Which means Joker took the job. He's the ambassador to the UN for Iran," Dick said. "He's untouchable."
"Bruce," Clark said gently. "You can't seriously be considering-"
"You know how much evil he has done over the years-"
"I also know how much good you have done over the years. Don't ever throw that away. Don't ever throw away your morals," Clark said firmly but with his patented kindness.
'It's good they did,' Superman thought. 'I don't know what Bruce would do if I weren't there.'
Realistically, both Clark and Bruce both knew he would never kill. But the way Bruce was acting, it was making them question it.
"That may be, but you aren't like them, Bruce," Diana said. "You are a good man. One who would save a criminal even if it cost you your life. Don't ever change that."
Bruce didn't respond.
Several people winced.
'And now I may have broken my hand,' Bruce thought.
Batman clenched his fists. Despite knowing the fact he knew that the Joker was going to become Iran's ambassador, he still hated it. 'Who in their right mind would ever think it was a good idea?'
They all just stared in shock. Even knowing that the Joker was the ambassador, seeing it was something else entirely.
"Bruce," Clark spoke up. "We need to talk."
Notes:
Done.
Chapter 5: Expectations by DizzyEights (Nightwing tribute song)
Summary:
They react to Expectations by DizzyEights (Nightwing tribute song).
Notes:
I don't own this. This belongs to their respective owners. I make no money off of this.
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They all just stared in shock. Even knowing that the Joker was the ambassador, seeing it was something else entirely.
"Bruce," Clark spoke up. "We need to talk."
Clark then looked at Zatara: "Can we talk somewhere private?"
To their right a door materialized out of nowhere. "No one will be able to overhear you in there."
"Diana, you coming," Clark asked. Truthfully, he knew she was.
The three of them went into the room and shut the door.
"Clark..."
"Take off the cowl," Clark said gently.
He did, "Clark-"
Clark cut him off by hugging him. Diana also joined the hug. The three of them simply stood there in silence. Sharing a bond that went beyond friendship. They were siblings.
After several minutes, Bruce pulled away, tears silently falling down his face. "Thank you both. I needed that." He wiped away his tears and pulled on his cowl again.
"Are you ready," Diana asked.
"I am," Bruce confirmed. Together the three of them walked back into the room. No one asked them anything, but it was clear they were curious.
"Is everyone ready," Zatara asked. When no one said anything he continued. "This next one is about Nightwing."
"What about me," Dick asked.
"This one is unique. It's a rap song written by an outside person based on your perspective."
Music starts playing.
I can't fight your war
I don't know you anymore
What's right and what's wrong, I feel torn
Dick was starting to feel really uncomfortable. 'Great and this video is going to reveal how I feel to Bruce.' He looked over at Black Canary. She was one of three people he told how he felt. And the first.
"I'm sorry, I can't be what you want me to be."
"Dick." Bruce looked at him.
Dick was looking anywhere but at Bruce.
"I'm not what you wanted from me."
'You are,' Bruce thought. 'You're exactly what I wanted from you. To be better than me.'
I'm not what's expected of me
Couldn't stay under your wings, nah
Dick felt a hand on his shoulder. Wally was looking at him in understanding. Wally was the second person he told how he felt. Of everyone on the team, Wally was the one he was closest to. His brother.
Dick looked away.
I had to fly and be great
I had to fly and be free
'You did, Dick. You're flying better than I could have ever hoped.'
I can't be that boy that you need
I'm man what I'm coming to be
Can't you see that I'm not you
'I can. You were never meant to be me. You were meant to be better. And you are.' Bruce wanted to tell him that but he felt now wasn't the time.
Dick was feeling extremely uncomfortable. 'Why did this have to be made? Why did it have to get shown?'
I can't be just like you
That's not the path I choose
My life is more than yours
Barbra grabbed his hand and squeezed it. He looked over at her and he gave her a grateful smile.
You wanna few that relate to me, you the same as me
Everything changed with me when you came for me, it was plain to see
'Something I'm grateful for. But I can't go to the same level as Bruce. That darkness he has scares even me sometimes. And I'm one of of the people least sacred of Bruce.'
"That you came cause you saw a flame in me, you claim you was saving me."
'He did save me. But not in the way I expected,' Dick thought. 'And I doubt in the way he expected either'
Barbra squeezed his hand again and he squeezed back. If it weren't for his insecurities being displayed for his entire team and the Justice League, he would probably be blushing like crazy.
But pain was the thing that you gave to me, now you just don't look the same to me
Am I tripping and feel like the vision different
On the same team, but the mission different
I don't know who you is anymore
No, I'm not a kid anymore
"No, you're not," Bruce told him. "You're so much more."
I was sidekicking, nah, I hadn't been there
Never knew there more for me
Now I know there's so much more to be
Ain't no telling what's in store for me
"Dick, after this, can we talk," Bruce asked.
"Yeah," Dick said.
When I was all on my own, you came and showed me how to fight
When I was lost in the darkness, you showed me how to move through the night
You tell me how to see the bigger picture and separate wrong and right
'You did help me with all that,' Dick thought.
Now when you cross a line, I cannot fall in line
'And that's the problem,' Dick thought.
'And I don't want you to,' Bruce thought at the same time.
I'm not what's expected of me
Couldn't stay under your wings, nah
I had to fly and be great
I had to fly and be free
I can't be that boy that you need
'You're the man I expected you to be,' Bruce thought. "Not just a good hero, but a great man."
I'm man what I'm coming to be
Can't you see that I'm not you
I can't be just like you
That's not the path I choose
My life is more than yours
"You're right about that," Bruce said.
I can't fight your war
I don't know you anymore
What's right and what's wrong, I feel torn
I'm sorry I can't be what you want me to be
As soon as the song ended, Bruce looked over to Dick. "We need to talk."
Chapter 6: Nightwing Volume 4 #112 Part 1
Summary:
They react to the first part of Nightwing Volume 4 #112.
Notes:
I don't own this. This belongs to their respective owners. I make no money off of this.
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As soon as the song ended, Bruce looked over to Dick. "We need to talk."
Once again Bruce found himself in the separate room.
"Dick," Bruce began. "I never wanted you to become me."
"I know, Bruce, but keep doubting it," Dick replied.
"Look, Dick, I'm not the best person to see as a role model and a bad person to talk to, but you were never meant to be my replacement. You were meant to be better."
"Bruce, despite what you think, you are a good person. I can't live up to your legacy."
"You will surpass it, Dick. Not as Batman. But as Nightwing and Dick Grayson."
"Thanks, Bruce." Dick didn't say anything, but he didn't believe him.
"You ready to go back out," Bruce asked.
"Yeah."
The two left the room and Dick walked over to where he sat. Wally looked at him. He met Wally's eyes and gave him a nod that was returned.
"What are we looking at next," Zatanna asked her dad.
"We are watching an event based on Nightwing and Batman," Zatara responded. "The two of them team up to stop a kidnapper."
"The Titans," Zatara announced. "Cyborg, Beast Boy, Raven, Nightwing Starfire, the Flash-Wally, not Barry, and Donna Troy."
"Is Beast Boy..." M'Gann trailed off.
"Yes, he is Garfield Logan. In our universe, he gets his powers from your blood transfusion. In this, he gets an illness while in Africa. To save him, his dad turns him into a green monkey that is immune to the disease. That led to him getting the power to change into any animal he wants but permanently has green skin and hair as a byproduct."
Dick looked away. He wasn't proud of the way he acted then.
"I was the same way," Bruce told him. "When my parents were killed." And probably worse. I still haven't gotten over it.
Dick smiled. He remembered when Bruce gave him that Speech.
A lot of people were shocked to see Bruce had a soft side.
"Since when did Batman have a soft side," M'Gann mentally asked.
"I've seen it several times," Wally admitted. "But I've also hung out with Dick at his house."
"As have I," Kaldur admitted.
"I have a long way to go," Dick said.
"And you'll make it," Bruce said.
"Wait, I'm afraid of heights?" If there was one thing Dick didn't fear, it was heights.
"It's a temporary and recent thing," Zatara told him.
"Still... that's something I thought I'd ever be scared of."
Barbra placed her hand on his. "They'll figure it out."
Dick ignored the heat he felt in his face. He also ignored Wally who he was certain was smirking.
Both Barbra and Dick had matching blushes and looked anywhere but at the screen.
Wally leaned over to tease Dick. Only for Dick to speak first.
"Not a word."
"She clearly likes you too. Just kiss her."
"It's not like that."
"Clearly. Is this what it was like for you guys waiting for Artemis and I to get together?"
"Crap," Nightwing said.
"You'll save him," Barbra said. "You and Batman working together, there isn't much you two can't do together."
"Hate to break it to you, Dick, but cars don't travel well in water," Artemis joked.
"No but we can get a jet and fly there before they get to Vietnam."
"He has a several hour head start," M'Gann pointed out.
Dick Smirked. "You act like that's enough."
"Kinda reminds me of us," M'Gann said. "We all formed together to be heroes, but now we're family."
"Yeah," Zatanna agreed. "We've had our ups and downs. But I wouldn't trade a second of it."
The Young Justice team all shared a look. Each of them had a matching smile.
"We need to just take a day to just hang out. Seriously, when was the last time we did that," Raquel asked. "The entire team, just hanging out."
"Sounds fun," Wally agreed.
"I'm in," Conner said.
"I pity the criminal who commits a crime with all of us around," Dick said.
"Hey Barbra, you're joining us as well, right? You are a member of the team," Artemis Told her. "Plus, I'd hate to deprive Dick of his girlfriend."
"Not you too," Barbra said. "Dick and I aren't dating. We're just friends."
"And Wally and I were just enemies."
"What is Beast World," M'Gann asked. "And what is Garfield's connection to it?"
"Beast Boy beat a being related to Starro the Conqueror by turning into one himself. But a villain named Dr. Hate cast a spell which turned him feral. He attacked Earth and turned Earth into Beast World. Everyone was feral. This whole event was orchestrated by Amanda Waller to turn the world against heroes. It wasn't his fault and he saved everyone in the end, but..."
"Humanity won't be so easy to forgive him," She finished.
"If it gets me cured," Dick said.
"They'll figure it out," Barbra told him.
"Told you," Dick told Artemis.
"Whatever," She responded.
"So there's not enough men to stop us. Got it," Dick said.
"Time to see the dynamic duo in action once again," Wally said.
"Good luck with that," Wally smirked.
"You are into them fighting together way too much," Artemis told him.
"Those two fighting together is always amazing," Wally replied. "Now Nightwing has even more experience. This is going to be amazing."
Chapter 7: Nightwing Volume 4 #112 Part 2
Summary:
They react to the second half of Nightwing Volume 4 #112.
Notes:
I don't own this. This belongs to their respective owners. I make no money off of this.
Chapter Text
I don't own this. This belongs to their respective owners. I make no money off of this.
"Good luck with that," Wally smirked.
"You are into them fighting together way too much," Artemis told him.
"Those two fighting together is always amazing," Wally replied. "Now Nightwing has even more experience. This is going to be amazing."
Black Canary analyzed the duo. They truly were amazing together. It was truly a mesmerizing sight.
Wally leaned over to Artemis. "Told you."
"Pro tip: running towards a guy with a gun isn't good for your health," Wally said.
"I'm sure I have a plan," Dick said. "Besides, isn't running at a guy with a gun kinda our whole thing."
Dick let out a grunt of pain. "Ow."
"Told you, you idiot" Wally said. Despite this, he was clearly worried about his friend.
Dick just held his arm as still as possible. "Nothing I haven't experienced before."
Dick smiled when Bruce called him his son. Sure, he always thought of Bruce as his dad, but he never said anything to him about it.
Bruce was thinking the same thing. He never said anything, but he saw Dick as his son. Just as he saw Alfred as his dad.
"You did good, Dick," Bruce said.
"Thanks," Dick replied.
"The kid will need therapy," Black Canary said.
"Yeah," Dick agreed. "Let's just hope he gets better."
Chapter 8: Terry McGinnis vs Joker
Notes:
I don't own this. This belongs to their respective owners. I make no money off of this.
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"Now, you will react to a Batman fighting Joker," Zatara said. "In the far future, when Bruce Wayne is too old to continue to be Batman, a new person will take up the mantle. Terry McGinnis. He is like Bruce in many ways and different in many more. His own Batman."
"So I found a successor," Bruce said.
"In a way," Zatara said.
Batman: Let's dance bozo.
"I like his suit," Dick commented.
"Yeah. Different from Bruce's but still clearly Batman," Barbra agreed.
Batman charges at Joker and knocks him off the platform he was standing on. He jumps away when Joker swings a pipe at him. He ducks when the Joker throws the pipe. The two fight but Joker has the upper hand.
"He needs to find a new way to fight the Joker," Bruce said. "He clearly can't beat him in a head on fight."
"I'm sure he will. After all, he's a Bat and if nothing else, he'll find a way to beat him," Dick said.
"It sounds like you approve of him," Wally teased.
"He does," Dick replied. "He wouldn't have gotten the job if Bruce didn't think he couldn't handle himself."
Batman is forced to backflip away.
Batman to Bruce over comms: He's tough. Any suggestions, Boss?
"Being able to talk to Bruce for help is actually super convenient," Barbra commented.
"Yeah, but you also have to listen to him nag," Dick replied.
Bruce: Joker's vane and likes to talk. He'll try to distract you but don't listen. Block it out and power on through.
Bruce shook his head. "That'll work for me, but not anyone else."
"Seems he has to learn that just as you did," Superman said.
Batman: Wait, I like to talk too.
That got a few laughs.
The two start to fight again but this time Terry starts winning.
Joker: What're you doing?
'Being his own hero,' Bruce thought. 'I can see why my counterpart chose him.'
Batman: Fighting dirty.
Joker: The real Batman would never-
"Seeing the Joker get hurt is always satisfying," Artemis said. The amount of times he terrorized Gotham. He was one of the few villains that scared her as a kid. He didn't anymore, but she would always have a special hate for him.
Wally reached over and grabbed her hand.
Batman bends his arm at an awkward angle, cutting him off.
"Yeah, I agree with you," Wally said. He remembered the first time he had gone to Gotham to help Dick. At the time, he was still Robin. Batman was off-world helping the Justice League and Robin requested his help.
The Joker managed to capture them both. He tortured them both for a few hours before Batman and the Flash found them.
Batman brought them both to Wayne Manor. He expected both Batman and Flash to yell at them, but they didn't. It was the first time he got to see Batman's soft side. He even let Wally sleep over that night. That was the night Dick told him his secret identity.
Batman: Told ya you didn't know me. He sends the Joker flying back.
"While it's fine to fight dirty, he has to remember his training or else the Joker could gain the upper hand," Dinah said.
"I believe in the guy," Oliver said. "Anyone who annoys the Joker is okay in my books."
Joker: Funny guy.
Batman: Can't say the same for you. He dodges the Joker's hit.
"He's trying to rile Joker up. Make him angry and sloppy," Bruce realized. "But it'll also make him that much more determined to kill him."
Joker: You little brat.Q Who do you think you're talking to?
Batman: Not a comedian, I'll tell you that.
Joker: Shut your mouth! He grabs a gun and tries to shoot Batman but he dodges and flies away.
"Someone's a little sensitive," Barbra smirked.
"The Joker always was pathetic," Superman said. "Just a sad man, desperate for attention. Killing innocent people just to hog an imaginary spotlight. The lowest of the low."
They stared at him.
Batman: The real Batman never talked to you much, did he? That's probably why you were so fixated on him. He threw a Batarang at the Joker. It disarms him.
Superman smirked. "I really like this kid," Superman declared.
"Bruce really did pick an amazing heir," Wonder Woman agreed.
Joker: Don't play psychoanalyst with me, boy.
Batman: Oh, I don't need a degree to figure you out. He throws a Batarang at a power box knocking out the lights.
"Smart. Prevent him from seeing you," Bruce said. That always was where he did best. When they didn't know where he was. Or if he was even there.
Batman: The real reason you kept coming back was you never got a laugh out of the old man.
Joker: I'm not hearing this.
"Now he's really getting desperate," Red Tornado said. "Which can make him even more dangerous."
"Or it can expose just how pathetic he really is," Superman said.
Batman: Get a clue, clowny. He's got no sense of humor. He wouldn't know a good joke if it bit him in the cape. Not that you ever had a good joke.
"I love this guy," Dick said.
"He really does get Bruce doesn't he," Barbra agreed.
Joker: Shut up! Shut up! He ran towards the door but he couldn't open it.
"Running away after some light taunting? Why am I not surprised," Clark said.
Several people looked at each other. Since when did Superman straight up hate anyone?
Batman: I mean joy buzzers, squirting flowers, LAME! Where's the 'A' material? Make a face, drop your pants, SOMETHING!
Joker: Show yourself!
Batman: You make me laugh, but only because I think you're kinda pathetic. He laughs an exaggerated laugh similar to the Joker's.
"I can't wait for him to become a hero. He has plenty of potential," Barry said.
Joker: STOP THAT!
Batman: So you fell in a tank of acid. Got your skin bleached and decided to become a super villain. What, you couldn't get work as a rodeo clown? He continues to laugh.
The joker runs towards a box and pulls out two grenades. Don't you dare laugh at me!
Everyone narrowed their eyes.
Batman continues to laugh. Why? I thought the Joker always wanted to make Batman laugh.
Joker: You're not Batman! He throws the grenades and manages to knock Batman down.
'No,' Bruce thought.
"He'll be fine," Superman said. "He was trained by Bruce after all."
Several people wished they had Superman's optimism.
He throws another one which catches him in the blast.
Batman groans and looks up in time to see the Joker slam a table on him. He rips off the mask and starts to choke Terry while laughing.
Multiple people were starting to lose hope. Bruce was gripping the arm of his chair so hard it was starting to bend.
"He'll be fine," Dick said.
Joker: Come on, McGinnis, laugh it up now! Miserable little punk! Laugh! I can't hear you. He said the last part in a mocking singsong voice.
Terry: Ha, ha. He reveals he had taken the Joker's buzzer and shocks him with it. In doing so, he fries a chip on the Joker.
"Nice," Clark said. "Using his own gadget against him."
"It's certainly resourceful," Dick agreed.
He pulls his mask back on and lifts the table off of himself.
Bruce looked at Zatara: "I want to know more about him."
Fun fact, Joker is one of the few people Superman hates and is willing to kill. In turn Joker fears Superman and refuses to go to Metropolis. He also fears Wally and refuses to go to Central/ Keystone City.
Superman making fun of Joker was partially taken from Adventures of Superman #41 by Max Lendis. In it, Joker goes to Metropolis but Superman just roasts him and threatens to kill him should he ever return. Joker even surrenders at the end of the rant because he was genuinely about to cry and was scared. If you search up Superman roasts Joker it should appear.
Chapter 9: Barry Allen going into the Speed Force (Flash Season 3 Finale)
Notes:
I don't own this. This belongs to their respective owners. I make no money off of this.
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Bruce looked at Zatara: "I want to know more about him."
"It starts with Amanda Waller." There were a few groans at the mention of her name. "In this universe, she hated all of the Justice League. Except you, Bruce. She realized that you were getting older and unable to continue being Batman."
Bruce narrowed his eyes. "This involves Cadmus, doesn't it." It was a statement not a question.
"Yes," Zatara admitted. "After a while she took your DNA and overwrote the reproductive genes of Warren McGinnis. Once Terry was the same age as you when your parents were killed, she hired an assassin to kill his parents."
"She clearly knows nothing about Bruce if she thinks that is how he would want to be replaced," Nightwing interrupted.
"I agree," Zatara replied. "At the time, she didn't though. The assassin had a change of heart at the last second and refused. Waller eventually agreed and allowed Terry to grow up unharmed."
He took a breath. "He would join a gang and eventually serve a three month stint in jail. However it would act as a wake up call to Terry and he would turn his life around."
Bruce actually smiled at that. "Good."
"He went back to high school and even got a girlfriend," Zatara continued. "However, his dad still thought he was being irresponsible and they had an argument that caused Terry to storm out of his house. However he and his girlfriend would be attacked by a street gang."
Everyone tensed up.
"He would get the gang to chase him all the way to Wayne Manor. An old Bruce would help him fight them off but put too much strain on his heart. While at the Manner he would find the Batcave before Bruce kicked him out. When he returned to his house he found it had gotten covered with graffiti and his dad was dead."
There were a few saddened looks at that.
"So he went to the Batcave and stole the latest Batsuit to confront the gang, however Bruce shut the suit down in the middle of a fight."
"That's cold," Dick said.
"Bruce eventually agreed to reactivate the suit. After a while, he even decided that Gotham still needed a Batman and agreed to train him to be the next Batman."
Bruce was deep in thought. Obviously he couldn't be Batman forever, he always knew that. And Dick was never meant to take up the mantle, but Terry was clearly a good fit.
"Next we react to Barry Allen."
Barry looked surprised. "What about me?"
Zatara looked at him sadly. "It has to do with the Speed Force, that's all I can say."
And with that, the screen came to life.
lightning zapping, people screaming, sirens wailing
"What the heck is happening," M'Gann asked.
"The Speed Force, it's been destabilized somehow," Wally answered.
"How do you know that," Conner asked.
"He can feel it," Barry answered. "Same for me. Even through this... screen. It's drawing us in. Calling us."
They looked at Barry and Wally. They both looked slightly dazed.
"It feels like it's calling us," Wally agreed. "It wants us to go to it. To go home."
"Hey," Artemis said suddenly. She started shaking Wally. "Snap out of it!"
"You too, buddy," Hal Jordan said. He was also shaking Barry.
They seemed to come out of their daze.
"Sorry," Barry said.
"Just try not to do it again," Hal told them.
Barry: The Speed Force is unbalanced. I have to stabilize it.
"But that would mean..." Wally trailed off.
"If it stops the storm, then so be it," Barry said.
"You would never be able to leave again," Wally countered.
Iris: What? How?
Barry: By running into it.
Iris: No, you can't. Barry, you'll be trapped in there forever.
"Listen to her," Wally said. "There has to be another way."
"They're both right," Hal told Barry. "Isn't that what being a hero is about, is that there's always another way?"
Barry: If I don't go, the whole city, maybe even the entire planet, could be destroyed.
Cisco: There's gotta be another way, right? Barry, Central City needs The Flash.
Barry: And they'll have one. They'll have one. He hugs Wally. Right?
Right?
"I guess that's this universe's version of Wally," Barry said. "He'll protect them. Just as you would and one day will protect our Central and Keystone Cities."
"I'm not ready to protect Central or Keystone without your help," Wally said. "I'm not fast enough. "I'll never be faster than you."
"You will one day, Barry assured him. "I wasn't always as fast as I am now. And you got your power much earlier on in life than I did."
Wally : Yeah.
Dr. Albert: Mate [somber music] They shook hands.
Barry: Do you mind sticking around?
Harrison Wells: Anything for you. They shake hands.
"Who is that," Barry asked.
"Do you not recognize him," Clark asked.
"He looks familiar," Barry replied. "But I don't know where from."
"That is Julian Albert aka Dr. Alchemy."
Iris: Barry. Wally and Jay said they were in hell.
Suddenly a portal opened.
Joe: Barry, it's your mother.
Suddenly, the pull on Barry and Wally got even stronger. Simultaneously, they stood up and started walking towards the screen in a dazed state.
Immediately several people jumped to stop them.
"Wally, hey bro, you're starting to scare me. What's going on," Dick asked as he, Conner, Kaldur, and Artemis all dragged him back to his seat. Similar was happening to Barry with Wonder Woman, Superman, Green Lantern and Batman.
"Why is it affecting them like this," M'Gann asked. "It's not doing the same to them in the actual universe?"
"I don't think the Speed Force wants them watching this," Zatara guessed.
"It can do that?"
"I don't know," Zatara admitted. "That was just a guess. The Speed Force is a mystery even to Nabu."
"Oh, that's comforting," Artemis sarcastically said.
Barry: That's the Speed Force.
Speed Force: Barry isn't going to hell. But like all runners must eventually, he's reached his finish line. His race is over.
"It shouldn't be," Wally muttered. He and Barry were still in their dazed state.
Iris: You can't take him with you.
Barry: She's not taking me anywhere. I have to go.
"The Speed Force better not try pulling this crap in our universe," Hal said. "Cause I hate it enough as it is."
Iris: Why? Why are you being punished?
Barry: This, all of this, it started with my mistake, with Flashpoint. This is- this is my penance. This is my redemption.
Speed Force: My beautiful boy. It's time to rest.
"Okay," Barry muttered. He and Wally made another attempt at getting up only for everyone to be prepared this time and hold them down.
"Since when did these two get so strong," Hal asked.
The storm was getting worse.
Barry: Don't mess it up with her.
Cisco: I'll do my best.
Barry: They're all gonna look to you now.
Cisco: I'm not a hero like you.
Barry: You've always been my hero. They hug.
"Anyone who stands up and does the right thing is a hero," Superman said.
Joe: All this time we were trying to save Iris, you're telling me that we should've been trying to save you too?
Barry: You did save me, Joe. You took an 11-year-old boy with a broken heart, and you gave him a home and so much love. No son ever felt more love from a father.
Joe: No father ever felt more proud of a son.
[gentle music]
Speed Force: Barry. It's time.
The people restraining Wally and Barry braced themselves for another attempt to escape but it never came. They just simply sat there and stared longingly at the screen.
Iris was crying now: Barry. This isn't fair.
Several people looked down. Life was rarely fair. That was even worse for heroes.
Barry: I know.
Iris: We were supposed to have our happy ending. I'm ready to be Iris West-Allen.
Barry: And you always will be. But you need to keep living your life. Keep growing. Keep loving. Keep running. For me. Promise me you'll run, Iris.
"Yeah," Barry muttered deliriously. "Run."
"Run," Wally agreed.
The people managed to hold them back again. They didn't know what would happen if they reached the screen, but none of them wanted to find out.
Iris: I promise. They kiss.
Barry: I gotta go.
Barry takes the Speed Force's hand and walks into the portal willingly. Immediately, the storm ceases.
Both Barry and Wally made one last attempt at running at the screen before collapsing. Luckily, they were caught by the people restraining them.
Chapter 10: The Animated History of Every Robin by Noah Sterling
Notes:
I don't own this. This belongs to their respective owners. I make no money off of this.
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Both Barry and Wally made one last attempt at running at the screen before collapsing. Luckily, they were caught by the people restraining them.
After a few seconds, they let out a groan and they came out of their dazed state.
"What happened," Barry asked.
"That wasn't like before," Wally said.
"What do you mean?" Artemis looked and sounded calm. But Wally could tell she wasn't. He mentally cursed himself for saying that. She was already worried and he just made it worse. No taking it back now.
"Earlier I was unconscious but aware of what was going on around me. This time, it was the opposite, I was conscious but unaware of what was going on besides the need to join the Speed Force."
"That sums it up perfectly," Barry said.
"Yeah, well, you're not allowed to join it," Dick said. "Either of you."
While he said as a joke, almost everyone could tell just how worried he was.
Wally got up and hugged him. "Relax, Dick. I'm not going to ditch my little brother that easily."
He walked over to M'Gann who was lightly crying. "I promise you, too, little sis." He pulled her into a hug too.
He went back to where he was sitting next to Artemis. He wrapped his arm around her waist and kissed her cheek. "And I definitely promise you."
Zatara looked around and said. "Nabu wishes for me to issue a sincere apology. He doesn't know why that happened but he assures you that it shouldn't happen again."
"Shouldn't?" Raquel noted. "We had to restrain our friends. We deserve more assurance than that"
"It'll be fine," Kaldur said.
"Next, we're reacting to Robin. All of them.
"What do you mean, all of them?"
Zatara simply smirked.
This is the history of every single Robin from DC Comics.
"What does he mean by DC Comics," Batman asked.
"In this universe, we are fake. We exist in comics and other media," Zatara answered.
"So what, we're just stories for people's entertainment," Hal asked.
"In that universe, yes. In this one, no," Zatara replied.
A picture of five Robins appeared on screen. Including Dick in his OG suit.
"Hey Dick, looks like they got your original suit," Wally teased.
Dick's face turned red. "You promised you would never mention that!"
"It was kinda funny," Kaldur admitted.
"You're taking his side? Aren't you supposed to be our fair and nice leader?"
"I like it," Barbra said. "It kinda reminds me of Robin Hood in a way. Plus it allows for more maneuverability."
Now he was blushing for a different reason.
The original Robin is Dick Grayson. It shows him in his trapeze outfit at a circus. The son of an acrobat family called the Flying Graysons.
Dick smiled sadly at the mention of his family. Barbra grabbed his hand which he was thankful for. He could also feel who he assumed was Wally put a hand on his shoulder.
Everything is going peachy until the circus they perform in makes three very big mistakes. One: Stopping in Gotham. Two: Not paying a mobster protection money. And three: Not assuming someone is always trying to kill circus performers. A picture of Deadman appears.
Dick felt a few tears fall down his face. The guy telling the story was telling it in a comedic way didn't help.
Bruce got up and walked over to his son and pulled him into a gentle hug. Several others stared at the two looking like they wanted to comfort him themselves. None more so than Wally, Kaldur and Barbra.
After several minutes, the two pulled apart.
The two sat back down and Barbra grabbed his hand again.
The trapeze is sabotaged and Dick's parents fall to their death. Dick kneeling next to his parents' bodies. Bruce Wayne witnesses the tragedy and makes a decision.
Bruce: Alfred, I'm adopting the Grayson Boy. I know what it's like to watch your family die so horribly.
Dick smiled again. 'And it's a good thing he did, too. I have no idea where I'd be if he hadn't. I doubt I would be doing anything good.'
Barbra squeezed his hand.
Alfred: I think that's a wonderful idea, Sir. Having him around the manor may do some good for both of you.
Bruce: I'm gonna let him dress up in a colorful costume. With no pants. And fight murderers and lunatics by my side.
"The lack of pants was for increased mobility," Dick argued."I'm a trapeze. We have to be fast."
Alfred: Sir, have you thought this through?
Batman: Hey kid, you wanna go work out your feelings of turmoil in the dangerous streets?
Robin: Yay!
"And Bruce trained me," Dick said. "It's not like he sent me in with no idea what I was doing."
"We know," Wally replied. "Barry did the same for me. Same for everyone else here who was a partner to a hero."
Batman and Robin become an unstoppable crime fighting team. Unfortunately, as the years go by, their relationship becomes strained.
Several people winced. None more so than Dick and Bruce. They both forgave each other for what they said and did, but it was definitely going to be a sore subject for a while.
Robin: Screw Batman. I'm skipping town and starting my own superhero team.
Alfred: Very good, Master Dick.
Robin: And it's going to have other teen aged heroes like me.
The Team smiled at each other.
"Not that different from how we formed the Young Justice" Wally commented. "Although with a little less arguing."
"Well, not with our mentors. Between us, we argued a fair bit. Especially you and Artemis."
"And we got over it," Artemis countered.
"Yeah, and now you two are so into each other it's kinda sickening," Dick teased.
"Leave them alone," Barbra told him.
Alfred: Very good, young sir.
Robin: And I'm going to change my name too. I'm going to be Nightwing. It shows the original Nightwing suit.
Alfred: Whatever gets you out of this cave, lad. It's too late for me. Save yourself!
Bruce frowned. Alfred was like a father to him. To hear him talk like that, even this version, was weird. Off putting.
The second Robin is Jason Todd. A troubled kid with no good abusive parents. One night, Batman catches him trying to steal hubcaps from the Batmobile. But instead of a beat down, Batman decides what he really needs is some guidance, and makes him the new Robin
"I still can't believe that he tried that," Wally commented.
"That is something that could only happen in Gotham," Dick agreed. "The only place you could see a car clearly belonging to a superhero and try to steal the hubcaps."
Cut to Jason in the Robin suit.
Unfortunately, there are complications.
Cut to Robin using excessive force while the crook taps out.
Robin beats the crook with a sandwich. Robin: I am so angsty. So much emotional baggage.
A few people couldn't help it and laughed.
He throws him out a window.
Then the Joker captures Jason, beats him with a crowbar and blows him up.
Several people winced. They had seen the best scenario where he survived. They also knew that was a rare case.
Jason's fate was left up to a call in pole by the readers of all things.
Batman: No! What sick, brutal hand of fate would let this happen?
Cut to fans hearing this and awkwardly pretending they didn't hear. One whistles the old Batman theme.
"What does that mean," Batman growled out.
"In this universe, the fans of the series got to vote on whether or not Jason should die, they voted for him to die," Zatara explained.
There was an explosion of anger at that.
"They voted to let a child die," Dick yelled.
Everyone looked ready to make similar outbursts.
"Yes, I agree. What they did was awful, but raging about it now will get nothing done," Zatara said.
"That doesn't-"
"All I'm saying is that getting mad does nothing," Zatara said. "What they did was wrong, but getting mad at them does nothing. They don't even exist in our universe."
The group wasn't happy about it, but they moved on.
Jason would eventually return from the dead thanks to some reality altering shenanigans. A version of Superboy flies by.
"Who is that," Clark asked. "Why is he wearing my symbol?"
"That is Superboy. Actually, that is someone who has the name Superboy but other than that, he shares no similarities to the one with us right now," Zatara clarified.
Where he becomes the murderous criminal Red Hood. Later, after some reality altering shenanigans, (Barry Allen runs by) Red Hood becomes an antihero and travels the world killing criminals.
"He still shouldn't kill," Bruce said.
"We'll have to make sure he doesn't get kidnapped by Joker," Dick told him.
The third Robin, Tim Drake, came along shortly after Jason's death.
Cut to Batman putting spikes on his armor.
Tim: Hey Bruce, are you okay? You seem kinda dark lately.
"You mean more than usual," Dick asked. "We definitely can't have that."
Batman: I don't know what you're talking about.
Just like, ever since you lost Robin, you've been edgy.
Batman: You think so?
Time: I'm just saying maybe a new sidekick will keep you from going full grim dark.
Batman loads a pistol. I'll give it a thought.
Batman narrowed his eyes at seeing him load the pistol. He knew it was probably just a visual gag but he still wasn't happy. No hero should ever use a gun. Least of all him.
Dick grabbed his arm.
Tim is the brainy Robin and much better at detective work than the two before him. He accidentally sets a bomb off.
There were a few laughs at that.
Eventually Tim grows into his own as the superhero Red Robin. But after some reality altering shenanigans (Barry runs across the screen) Tim gets a terrible costume and leads the rebooted Teen Titans.
"That really is a terrible suit," Dick agreed.
"I don't mind it," Wally said. "It's not the best but it's not the worst either."
"Look at it," Dick told him. "That thing is awful."
"Are you two really debating if that suit is good or not," Barbra asked.
Later, Tim changes back into something better and returns to Batman.
The fourth Robin, Stephanie Brown, was Batman's sidekick for a couple of weeks before dying and reality altering shenanigans.
"How many times has reality been altered," Superman asked.
"Several times," Zatara said
The fourth and current Robin is Damian Wayne. An asterisk points out that Stephanie is no longer canon.
"What does he mean by no longer canon," Bruce asked.
"It means that she no longer exists," Zatara answered. "But she does exist again."
The biological son of Bruce Wayne and the villainous Talia al Ghul.
"Talia and I... We had a son?" Bruce looked genuinely shocked. As did everyone else.
"In a way."
Bruce: You stole my DNA to create a test tube assassin baby?
"You two got together and she got pregnant. She had him in secret and aged him up artificially. Then she trained him to be an assassin. Eventually she deems him ready to fight at your side," Zatara explained before anyone asked.
"Does he exist in our universe," Clark asked.
"Not yet," Zatara answered.
Talia: He's got your dark hair and my love for killing things. You two will get along great.
Damian: Greetings father, let us bond over a game of catch or by skinning your enemies.
"Make sure you teach him not to kill," Diana said. "He has the potential to be a great hero, but he'll need help after being raised by assassins."
"If you think it'll help, you can always have him go to therapy with me," Dinah offered.
Damian becomes Robin when Bruce dies, and Dick takes over the mantle. But once Bruce comes back to life, he takes back the mantle. Damian finally starts working by his dad's side.
Dick smiled. "The Dynamic Duo, protecting Gotham like always."
"You'll always have a home here in Gotham if you need one," Bruce said. "And fight crime like we used to, if you want."
"I appreciate the offer, Bruce. I really do. But Blüdhaven needs a hero. And you'll have a few Robins to help you."
An image of Dick in just his underwear while Batman and Robin grapple away.
Several people laughed at the image. Especially Wally and Barbra.
Then Damian gets killed by an evil clone his mom made, his corpse gets stolen by Darkseid and Batman dawns the most metal Batsuit ever to rampage through Apokolips and bring his son back to life.
"Well, that's certainly one way to bring someone back from the dead," Wally said.
"Yeah. Although I'm starting to think death's aren't peppermint in this universe," Barry said. "Not saying that's a good or bad thing. Just an observation."
But eventually, Damian starts feeling rebellious too and pulls a Grayson to start his Teen Titans.
"I'm going to trademark leaving Batman and forming a superhero team," Dick joked. "That way the others have to find their own thing to do when they get mad at him."
And so, with no Robin at his side, stands alone in his one man crusade against crime. You know, except, Alfred, and the GCPD, and Azrael, and Batwoman, and the Birds of Prey, and the Outsiders, and the Justice League, and- The video cuts off.
They all chuckled at the last joke.
"He would have all of us, if he would swallow his pride and just ask for help," Superman said.
Chapter 11: The Animated History of Every Flash by Noah Sterling
Notes:
I don't own this. This belongs to their respective owners. I make no money off of this.
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They all chuckled at the last joke.
"He would have all of us, if he would swallow his pride and just ask for help," Superman said.
This is the history of every Flash from DC Comics. Don't worry, we'll try not to go too fast for you.
Flash number two is Jay Garrick; a college student in 1938. Experimenting with heavy water in his lab. He knocks over a chemical beaker which breaks.
"Pretty standard stuff for you three speedsters," Artemis said.
"Honestly, yeah," Wally agreed. "Chemicals, electricity and depending on how you look at it, good or bad luck. "
Jay: Well isn't this a humdinger. One second I'm relaxing with my physician approved cigarettes and the next second I'm the fastest man alive.
An ad of a physician saying they approved the cigarettes appears. Jay: Thanks smoking.
"I know this goes without saying, but please don't smoke." Oliver said.
"We know," Artemis said.
Speed Force Smokes the answer to everything.
He collapses.
Jay threw on a ridiculous hat and became the first Flash. But then Reality Altering Shenanigans and Jay was wiped from history. But after more Reality Altering Shenanigans, he's back again.
Wally and Barry looked scandalized.
"That hat is not ridiculous," Wally snapped.
Barry glared at the screen. "That son of a bi-"
"Let's move on," Canary interjected. Her tone made it clear they were not to argue.
Flash number two is Barry Allen. A forensic scientist for the Central City Police Department. One night, in his lab, a lightning bolt struck some chemicals and Barry became the fastest crime fighter with a colorful Rogues Gallery.
Wally and Barry shared a look. They were smiling, their earlier anger gone.
"Colorful is one word for it," Dick said. "You two are practically friends with them."
"Not all of them," Wally said.
"I'm with him on this one, Baywatch. You two are way too friendly with your Rogues. You're even more friendly than Barry."
"She has you there," Barry said.
"Two betrayals for the price of one," Wally muttered to himself before speaking up. "I'm friendly because I want them to redeem themselves."
Captain Cold: I'm Captain Cold. I have a cold gun that'll ice up the roads and keep you from running.
Flash: Sounds like some cool hijinks.
Everyone but Barry groaned at that.
"At least I don't make those bad puns," Wally said.
Captain Boomerang: I'm Captain Boomerang. You may see my attacks coming, but will you see them coming back.
Flash: Well I'm gonna turn around your life of crime.
"My second favorite Australian," Barry said.
"Who's the first," Hal asked.
"Steve Irwin."
Reverse Flash: I'm the Reverse Flash. I'm an evil version of you from the future!
Flash: Well we need to reverse that attitude.
Suddenly, the playful mood of the room was gone. Replaced by Barry and Wally's anger. Barry was vibrating so fast the chair began to melt.
No one said anything, despite only the original Justice League, Robin, Wally and Artemis knowing what he did. Everyone could feel the two speedster's hatred for Reverse Flash.
Reverse Flash: Also, I used time travel to kill your mom and frame your dad.
"Oh, God," M'Gann muttered.
"I don't want to talk about it," Barry said.
Flash: Dear lord, when did villains get so dark?
Reverse Flash: Thanks Geoff Johns. I love origins reboots!
So Barry decides to do some Reality Altering Shenanigans.
Thomas Wayne Batman: I will kill every criminal! He shoots several shots.
Batman narrowed his eyes.
"That isn't you, Bruce," Zatara said.
"Then who is it?"
"That is Thomas Wayne, your dad."
Bruce had no visible reaction. "We're moving on."
Aquaman and Wonder Woman fight in the background.
Superman is trapped in a tank.
"What the heck happened," Clark asked.
"Flashpoint," Zatara answered. "It hasn't happened in this Universe yet. But Barry runs fast enough to go into the past to save his mom. It causes all of this and... worse."
"I wouldn't- I-" Barry was unable to form a coherent sentence.
"Barry, relax you haven't done any of that in our world. You're too slow," Wally said.
"I know but-"
"Barry, don't blame yourself for something you didn't do," Wally told him.
Flash: Oh, uh, I know just what to do.
Noah Sterling walks on screen. Noah: This is a ridiculous and redundant plot device. I'm tired.
Flash: Look man, you signed up for this. Just say the thing.
Noah: Fine, fine! Reality Altering Shenanigans.
If it weren't for the increasingly somber mood, a few people would have chuckled.
Flash number three is Wally West. The excitable young nephew of Barry Allen's love interest, Iris West and oh wait.
Flash number of three is Wally West. The son of Reverse Flash and-
"What," Wally asked.
"It gets confusing," Zatara admitted. "But it'll explain."
Wally: Oh no, it's my greatest nemesis, fan backlash.
Noah: Oh, uh, okay. Okay. So now there are two Wally Wests. Uh, one form before Flashpoint and one from after.
"That- I'm still confused."
"I think we all are," Dick agreed.
Wally West 1 is Flash again and Wally West 2 is Kid Flash. But Wally 1 remembers his wife and children pre-reboot who no longer exist. Then he goes on a journey to find his children; it doesn't end happily ever after.
"I have a wife and kids? Is it..." Wally was blushing badly and glanced at an equally red Artemis.
"It isn't Artemis. In this universe you married a woman named Linda Park."
Wally and Artemis both felt their hearts fall slightly.
"You know what, I don't need to love Artemis in every universe. All that matters is that I love her in this one."
Everyone stared at him.
"When did you get so good at flirting," Dick asked.
"Blame her." He pointed at Artemis.
"And you ruined it." Despite this, Artemis was still smiling.
Wally: Well it's time to sit in the Mobius Chair and gain the awesome reality altering power of Dr. Manhattan.
Ace (the other Wally): Wait, haven't you sent the last year looking for your family. Why are you leaving them now?
'He better not abandon them,' Wally thought.
Artemis interlocked her fingers in his.
Wally: Doomsday Clock ended the HBO Watchman series did Gangbusters. So now we have to capitalize on This property for as long as we still can.
"Do we even want to know," Conner asked.
"No."
Flash number four is Bart Allen. Barry Allen's grandson from the future.
'Finally,' Wally thought. 'I'll get to learn about my cousin.'
"Guess we'll finally get to learn about my grandson. His full story," Barry said.
"Well, yes and no," Zatara said. "His story in this universe is completely different from this universe's."
Bart grew up in a virtual reality simulation because his body grew too fast for his brain. Bart was sent back to the past to learn how to control his powers from Wally. And then Wally he cured his sped up aging a bit the help of Speed Force Smokes. The answer to everything.
"The Speed Force seems really convenient and awful at the same time," Zatanna said.
"That's actually a perfect description of the Speed Force," Barry agreed.
Flash Number five is Avery Ho. A Chinese American girl was living in Central City when a Speed Force storm struck and turned a bunch of people into speedsters.
Barry and Wally shared a look and groaned.
"That's gonna be a nightmare to deal with," Wally said.
"Hopefully we don't have to deal with that," Barry agreed. "Although our luck is never that good."
Then the villain Godspeed killed all of them except for Avery. So she got a fun pink suit and helps out Barry sometimes. She's also got another group she works with.
"There are way too many Speedster villains in that universe," Dick said.
"I agree," Wally said. "At least we only have Reverse Flash and Zoom. And Zoom isn't a Speedster."
Super-Man: Wow, you're fast. Maybe even as fast as me.
Flash: Definitely faster.
Kenan Kong/Super-Man: Either way, you should join us on the Justice League of China.
"A Justice League based in China? That's actually pretty cool," Superman said.
"It would also be helpful for tactical purposes," Batman added.
Flash: The what now?
Super-Man: We got a Batman who's fat. An Aquaman who's part dragon. And our Wonder Woman is a snake in human form. It's awesome.
"A snake version of me, that's cool. And as long as she truly fights for Justice, she can keep using my name," Wonder Woman commented.
"I think we can all agree that it's a pretty cool idea," Oliver said. "Unfortunately, it looks like I don't have a counterpart for them."
Flash: I don't know.
Super-Man: You join us and nobody can stop you from calling yourself the Flash.
Flash: Deal!
"The only people that could stop her from taking up the Flash legacy are Jay, Wally and I. And none of us would ever do that."
Noah: Well that's it for every Flash in the main DC universe. Now if you-
He's cut off by his phone ringing.
Noah: Oh, sorry. Hold on. Give me a sec. My- My Co-writer, Max, is calling.
Max: Yeah, yeah. So, I was just going through the History of the Flash script putting in the visual references for artists, and uh, I noticed that the script now Says that Jay Garrick's hat is ridiculous and I know I didn't write that. So I guess my question is; Where the fuck do you think you get off saying that shit?
"Good, someone to get on to him for his wrong opinion," Wally said.
"You make it sound like a child who broke something," Artemis said.
"No, he's right," Barry said. "They need to know they're wrong."
Noah: Oh come on. I was just-
Max: The hat is what makes him the best of all the Flashes. Frankly, not enough superheroes wear hats - the Golden Age had it right- but most of all, this is just a betrayal of my trust in everything I stand for. So I hope you're happy with your little fucking joke. Because this is the end of our creative partnership and furthermore of our friendship you schmuck.
"A fair reaction," Barry said.
"You and Wally are obsessed with what was clearly a throw-away joke," Conner said.
"Next," Zatara interjected before an argument could break out. "We will be looking at a Death Battle between Wally and someone else," Zatara said. "And after that, we'll take a break."
Chapter 12: Flash VS Sonic (Wally West VS Archie Sonic) DEATH BATTLE
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"A fair reaction," Barry said.
"You and Wally are obsessed with what was clearly a throw-away joke," Conner said.
"Next," Zatara interjected before an argument could break out. "We will be looking at a Death Battle between Wally and someone else," Zatara said. "And after that, we'll take a break."
"Wait, to the death," Wally interjected. "I'm okay with fighting someone, I kinda have to be. But I do not kill. "
"It's not actually you. Rather, it's a simulation of you. How it would happen. The fight is how it would happen, but it didn't actually happen."
"I don't like it, but fine."
"So, who is my nephew fighting," Barry asked. "And should I be worried?"
"He is fighting someone called Sonic," Zatara answered.
I'm skipping the promotion.
DEATH BATTLE logo.
Wiz: Speed. It's the ultimate sensation on the human body.
"Definitely," Barry said.
"Nothing like a good run at your top speed when you first wake up," Wally agreed.
"I'm not as fast as you two, but flying as fast as I can is definitely an amazing experience," Clark admitted.
Boomstick: And today we're pitting two of the fastest characters out there.
Wiz: With these two, speed is far more than simply moving fast. Wally West, the fastest Flash from DC comics.
"If they wanted the fastest Flash, they should have gone with Barry," Wally said.
"Not necessarily. You could get faster than me in the future. After all you got your powers you got your powers earlier on than I did," Barry said. "I imagine you will get faster than me eventually."
"I doubt it," Wally said.
"Stop doubting yourself," Artemis sternly told him.
Boomstick: And Sonic from Archie Comics. The most supersonic Sonic of all the Sonics.
"Is that a freaking hedgehog," Dick asked.
"Yes," Zatara said. "And he is one of very few beings capable of reaching Wally's top speed.
Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skill to find out who would win a death battle.
The logo appears again.
Wiz: The year was 1985 and the multiverse was in crisis. Infinite Earths were on the brink of total annihilation.
"I'm starting to think that the multiverse is always in danger," Hal said.
"Seems that way," Barry agreed with a sigh.
Boomstick: But one man could save the day by running really, really, really, fast. The Flash.
Wiz: To save everything and everyone, Barry Allen sacrificed his life.
Wally glanced at Barry concerned that he might pass out. While it hadn't been relevant for the past few things they watched, it was definitely going to be relevant this time. Luckily, Barry seemed fine.
Boomstick: But the Flash wasn't all gone. Barry had a sidekick. You might say a pro-t-gege-
Wiz: Protege.
"Damn right," Barry said. "And in my completely unbiased opinion, the best one."
Him and Wally fist bumped.
Boomstick: Wally West
Wiz: Despite the impressive amount of coincidences Barry needed to gain his speed, many others have possessed the powers of the Scarlet Speedster. But for Wally, his coincidence is unparalleled.
"That's... fair," Wally admitted.
Boomstick: Lets see, president of the lash fan club, nephew to Flash's girlfriend who introduced him, visited him while Flash had a chemical lab set up exactly like it was when he got his powers, the just like Barry, Wally got struck by lightning that knocked him into the chemicals and boom! Flash powers! I wouldn't say this kid is super lucky, but he did get struck by lightning.
No one reacted. They were all aware of how Wally got his powers.
Wiz: The true reason; because Speed Force. A dementia of infinite kinetic energy which all Flashes draw their power from.
Boomstick: And the DC writer's favorite escape goat for retcons.
Background info shows up:
-Full name: Wallace Rudolph West II
-Height: 183 cm/6'0
-Weight 68 kg / 175 lbs
-The third Flash
-Married to Linda Park
-Teams: Teen Titans, Flash Family, Justice League of America
-Wielded Dr. Manhattan's powers via the Mobius Chair.
-Lex Luthor "Has no idea who this is."
Wiz: With his newfound ability, Wally joined Barry crime fighting heroics as Kid Flash. Strong of head and light of heart, he was more than a sidekick, he was a surrogate son.
Wally and Barry smiled at each other.
Yeah, Barry was in many ways, like a dad to Wally. While Wally loved his dad, he and Barry shared a special bond
Boomstick: So Barry went poof, naturally Wally stepped up to be the next Crimson Comet himself.
Wiz: As the Flash-
Boomstick: Ahhh!
Wiz: Stop doing that. -Wally obviously possesses incredible speed. Easily surpassing that of light. Wally is shown running around the world and hitting Lex Luthor.
"Did Wally just run around the Earth in seconds," M'Gann asked.
"Yes he did," Barry smiled. "Even I can't do that."
"I can't do that," Wally pointed out.
"You can in that universe," Barry pointed out. "You need to stop putting yourself down."
A panel of him thinking about how he ran for days on end.
Wiz: He can run nonstop multiple days.
"My record is four hours, and I passed out."
"And you'll get better," Artemis told him.
Boomstick: Forget running, this guy looks at reality and spits in its face before giving it a swirlee.
Wiz: Wally can manipulate each and every one of his molecules to for instance, survive inside a black hole. Barry even once regenerated from a cloud of gas.
"How is that even possible," Clark asked.
"Well theoretically, it is possible. If someone could control every molecule in their body, there isn't much they wouldn't be able to do to themselves."
Boomstick: I bet he never has any trouble with N.A.R.B.s
Wiz: N.A.R.B.s?
Boomstick: No apparent reason boners. They're devious. Always popping up where you least expect them.
No one commented.
Wiz: Wally can create tornadoes, toss lightning and heal from deadly blows. These techniques are rooted in scientific theory and often require a mathematical mindset. For example, by vibrating his body at very precise frequencies, he can turn invisible, phase through objects, tear things apart while phasing through them and even enter fourth dimensional space.
"Again, all theoretically possible, well, I guess not theory any more," Barry said.
"Yeah, and I still struggle to phase through objects," Wally commented.
"You'll get there," M'Gann.
Boomstick: So you're saying he'd never be able to do any of this if he was dumb.
Wiz: Well, that's exactly what I decided to find out when I laced your beer with cosmic kinetic energy. It'll kick in later.
"That is the worst way to test that theory," Bruce said.
"I do not see any way this can end well," Wonder Woman agreed.
Powers:
Super Speed, speed force aura, aerokinsis, enhanced perception, electrokinsis, healing, intangibility, invisibility, phasing, speed stealing, superhuman physique, time travel.
Martial arts:
Boxing, Chi focus, Judo, Karate, Kung fu
"He even knows more fighting techniques than me," Wally said.
"Yeah, but he also wasn't trained by me," Black Canary told him.
Wiz: With a touch, Wally can steal another's speed and use it for himself. Specifically, he can take a person's kinetic energy. Instantly stopping them in their tracks or even freezing them for centuries.
A panel of when he froze Inertia in time.
"What did he do that I felt he deserved that fate ," Wally asked.
"He killed Bart then mocked his death in front you," Zatara told him.
Wally's face darkened. "He deserved it."
Wiz: Even from those who are not linked to the Speed Force like Superman.
Boomstick: And his Infinite Mass Punch can knock you across the whole planet.
Wiz: Applying the laws of relativity, as Wally's fist approaches light speed, its mass technically grows to an infinite degree. Striking with kinetic energy equivalent to a white dwarf star.
"That's something Wally, Jay, and I talked about," Barry admitted.
"The problem is that the speed required for that is literally impossible," Wally said. "So far no speedster has come even close to a fraction of light speed."
"Turns out it is possible," Conner replied.
White Dwarf Star 1.2 Solar Mass (1.989 x 10^30 kg) 2.3868e^30 kg
Wiz: Or about 2.6 octillion tons of force.
2,630,996,640,000,000,000,000,000,000 tons of TNT.
Wiz: In fact increasing vibrational speed even further could break the universe.
"Another reason we decided to ditch the idea. Nobody needs that power," Barry said.
"Smart move," a pale Hal Jordan replied.
Boomstick: The biggest nuke ever tested was 50 megatons.
Tsar Bomba=50 MT
Boomstick: One punch Wally is like 40 million of those.
Wiz: Even more wild, Wally can change his vibration frequencies to affect alien energies that do not exist in his own reality.
"How is that even possible? If it doesn't exist, then it can't be hit," M'Gann stated.
"The answer to that is probably Speed Force," Zatanna told her.
Boomstick: It's how he helped take out these aliens called Quantum Mechanics.
Wiz: Beings far beyond any physical dimension, and immune to ordinary physics.
Boomstick: So, like a prism, Wally changed Superman's heat vision into super space magic to blast them all.
Wiz: All this is absolutely insane to contemplate, but it is important to remember that Wally is somehow still human.
"I'm starting to doubt that," Wally said.
"You are," Zatara told him. "Almost every single person in this room is more powerful in that universe than in this one."
Boomstick: And a huge dork. But a fun one, not like Wiz over here. I mean, he got married and has kids.
Wiz: Boomstick, I'm married.
Boomstick: WHAT!?
Wiz: Uh, to my work. And Wally's family became a sorta cosmic lightning rod rooting him to reality when he time travels. Right, Boomstick, he can time travel. Isn't that fascinating?
"Real smooth," Dick joked.
"With all these other powers he has, time travel somehow doesn't seem like that big of a deal," Hal said. "Which is an extremely scary sentence to say."
Wally leaned over and whispered to Artemis. I know who my lightning rod is. She smiled.
Boomstick: I feel like you're trying to give me the runaround. Speaking of which, that's how he time travels. By running.
Wiz: Should Wally become unmoored, he can outrun the Speed Force itself. Even running to the end of reality where the concept of Death no longer exists.
"Did they just say that Wally killed Death," Kaldur asked.
"Not Death. A being called Black Flash. He was created by the Speed Force itself as a way to kill Speedsters and return them to the Speed Force. Other than that, not much else is known," Zatara explained.
"And I didn't kill him. I just ran to the end of time and caused it to be wiped from existence," Wally said.
"You say that like that makes it any less impressive," Dick pointed out.
Boomstick: One time, he beat the gambler gods in a race across the universe, and, uh, they could teleport.
"And that is literally impossible but whatever," Conner said.
"At this point, Wally treats the Laws of Physics like a checklist of things to break," Artemis said.
That got a few chuckles.
Wiz: To win, Wally achieved trans time velocity in less than one unit of Planck Time.
Plank Time: Roughly 1.911^-43 seconds.
Wiz: Which is so infinitesimal, it is the absolute edge of measurable time itself. He was so fast, reality does not have any means to calculate or even comprehend his speed.
Boomstick: That's fucking crazy.
A note points out he had to steal speed to do this, but refused to use the Speed Force. It also points out he has gone faster without aid.
"Even if he had to steal speed, that is insane," Barbra said.
"And he has gone faster without aid," Dick said. "Next time Wally or any of us appear in one of these things, we're going to need Bingo cards."
Boomstick: But for some reason, Wally still felt unworthy of the Flash mantle. Come one, man! Look at everything you can do!
Wally found a sudden interest in the floor. That Wally had earned the right to the mantle, he had not.
Barry vowed to have a heart to heart with Wally about this. He had known about Wally feeling unworthy because of how slow he was. He had hoped it would go away once he got faster, but it didn't.
Wiz: Until one day, Barry returned.
Boomstick: Because Speed Force.
Feats:
Survived the Big Crunch and outran the Big Bang.
Withstood a singularity.
Tore apart the Anti-Monitor's armor.
Faster than fourth denominational teleportation.
Rescued 532,000 people in 0.00001 microseconds.
Given off so much energy he was mistaken for the Source.
Defeated: Reverse Flash, Superman, Black Flash, Zoom, Barry Allen.
"I am not surprised he beat Clark," Diana said.
"I don't think anyone is," Clark responded.
"Who's Zoom," M'gann asked.
"My arch nemesis. The only villain who knows my real name. He was originally my friend named Hunter Zolomon. He wants to make the best hero ever. And will do anything to make sure I do," Wally told her.
"Is he a speedster, like you, Barry and Reverse Flash," she asked.
"Not really. He can slow time down around himself so that he is fast relative to time around him. But he isn't a true speedster."
Wiz: To determine the fastest Flash of all, Wally and Barry raced each other. This simple contest nearly tore apart the entire multiverse.
Boomstick: But, our Kid Flash finally let it all out and won.
"Which will happen soon," Barry said. "I know it. Although when we race, let's not put the Multiverse at risk."
"You know, Wally isn't the only one who can get more powerful. He has one of the biggest gaps, but everyone here can get more powerful."
Wiz: Even with those unimaginable feats, Wally's greatest challenge was proving his worth to himself.
Boomstick: He's not just another Flash, he's the fastest being in the multiverse.
Wally: Dude, as soon as you finish your drink, turn yourself in.
Trickster: Got me again, Flash!
Artemis remembered when she first met the Flash's villains. How they had a no kill rule and mutual respect for each other. In short, completely different to the villains she was used to.
The Trickster was her favorite too, although she would deny it.
Wiz: Many, many years from now, Earth will be no more.
Boomstick: Yep, 'cause these hentai aliens are gonna drop a bomb that kills everyone and transforms all the animals into furries.
"That's certainly a way to describe things," Oliver said.
"He certainly has a way with words," Dinah agreed.
Wiz: Welcome to Mobius, homeworld of Sonic Maurice Hedgehog, leader of a guerrilla anthropomorphic freedom fighting group at war with the cybernetic empire of Ivo Robotnik, AKA Doctor Eggman.
"So he's a hero like us," Kaldur said.
"Seems that way," Aquaman replied.
Boomstick: So, yeah, comic book Sonic is a little different from the video games. While leading his care bear VietCong in the fight against obesity and male pattern baldness, Sonic became a super skilled fighter. And he wasn't doin' it for nothin'. Ro-butt-nik had turned his entire family into robot slaves. What a dick.
"I hope that he manages to free them," M'Gann said.
"I have no doubt that he will," Martian Manhunter assured her.
Wiz: Sonic is fast as always, but in this timeline, "fast" takes on new meaning. He's quick enough to create tornadoes, cause afterimages, turn invisible, phase through objects, and boost past lightspeed in a blink of an eye. He can dodge lightning, and even move in between the raindrops of a downpour.
"Wally could do all of that," Artemis said.
"Besides moving in between raindrops but I can't do that for a pretty obvious reason," Wally replied.
Boomstick: Look at this! He grabbed water and threw it like a baseball, in less than .0000- uh, a lot of zeros in a millisecond.
Popup: Throwing water at the roboticized occurred in about 100 attoseconds. It takes 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 attoseconds to make up one second of time.
Boomstick: He can run around the entire cosmic interstate in less than a day, and that's a highway that cuts through the multiverse.
"Not too bad, but Wally could do it in less," Barry confidently said.
A panel of Sonic saying that he had to stop for a chili dog is shown on-screen.
Boomstick: How does he get that fast on an all-chili-dog-diet? I mean, they give me the runs, but not in that way.
"Fast metabolism," Barry and Wally said at the same time.
"We know," several people replied at the same time.
Wiz: Ugh... He could reverse a black hole generator with his momentum alone, which then imploded, somehow sending him 849,000 light-years away. Sonic's speed is so impressive that he can even move through stopped time. Let me repeat that: time was frozen, and he could still move. There is no earthly method of measuring such impossibility. In the words of the comic itself, Sonic's speed is incalculable.
"Not too bad but Wally ran from one end of the universe to the other faster than teleportation," Dick said.
"Thanks for the support, all of you, but you're all biased," Wally told them.
"Of course we are, you're our friend," M'Gann replied..
Popup: Despite being a "Roboticzied Master" at the time, it is directly stated that Sonic's speed alone could resist time manipulation. In the Archie continuity, Wily's robots cannot resist Flash Man's Time Stopper
A panel of Robotnik and Rotor rapidly pulling off their heads, thus revealing the other, is shown on-screen.
Boomstick: I know the Archie Sonic comics can get weird, like, really weird...
Panels of Titan Tails and Sonic and Sally kissing each other are shown on-screen before it then goes back to the panel of Sonic Man moving in stopped time.
"Yeah, that is weird," Barbra admitted.
"You'll see weirder," Artemis told her. "It comes with the territory."
"Like Artemis and Wally making out in random places," Dick told her.
"We're not that bad," Wally told him.
The Team just stared at him.
Boomstick: ...but that's just crazy!
Wiz: You call it crazy, I call it Chaos.
The birth scene from Coneheads is shown on-screen.
Boomstick: Just like my conception, I'm told.
"I didn't want or need to know that," Barbra said.
"Relax, it'll only get worse from here," Dick teased.
Wiz: Ahem, no no no, I mean, Chaos, as in the Chaos Force, an extra-dimensional field of infinite and omnipotent energy. This "Chaos" takes physical form on Mobius in the shape of magical Power Rings and perfectly hewn emeralds.
Boomstick: And Sonic loves collecting those rings. By the time he'd scooped up a billion of em, the gods were so impressed, they put him in a book of world records, and gave him a permanent force field that makes him way tougher than anybody else.
"That'll be a problem," Bruce said.
"Not that it'll help him win," Diana told him.
Wiz: Along with shielding his spirit and mind. But that's not all. By gathering a large amount of Chaos Energy, he can transform into the almighty golden Super Sonic.
A scene from Dragon Ball Z is shown on-screen.
Boomstick: Eat your heart out, Akira Toriyama.
Wiz: Super Sonic possesses incredible power. He can use Chaos energy for defensive barriers and beams capable of shattering moons.
"Not bad," Hal admitted. "But half the people here can already do that."
"And we're not from the universe where everyone is absurdly powerful," Dick replied.
Boomstick: Somehow, he's even faster than before, and he's totally invincible...
Boomstick: Like when he fought the demigod, and possible power drink, Enerjak. This guy could rip people apart, molecule by molecule, but no dice with Super Sonic.
Wiz: Like the video games, Sonic's super forms have a time limit, and now this limit can even be cut short through overuse of power. However, he battled Enerjak from day to night, so it must be able to naturally last much longer than the games, potentially over an hour.
"An hour isn't really relevant to Speedsters," Barry said. "I've had fights that seemed to last for hours but are only minutes for everyone else because we react faster so time seems to move slower."
"That sounds awful," Zatanna replied.
"It can be annoying at times, but you get used to it after awhile," Wally told her.
Popup: Super Sonic's extended duration here may be due to his use of the Master Emerald, which is eleven Chaos Emeralds combined. Other instances last a shorter amount of time
Boomstick: But that's not even his final form! If he's got somethin' as good as a Super Emerald around, he can go Ultra!
Wiz: Ultra Sonic appears to possess all of Super Sonic's abilities and then some. Specifically, he can tap into the raw magic of Chaos.
"So he can tap directly into the Chaos energy now," Clark repeated. "If he manages to do that, he could pose a threat with Wally."
"Thanks for the confidence boost," Wally sarcastically said.
"Sorry."
Boomstick: Yeah, there's a bunch of wizards runnin' around Archie Sonic-land, like this Mammoth Mogul guy. Turns out, they're all using the same Chaos Force.
Wiz: Ultra Sonic can manipulate matter at an atomic level, changing its fundamental makeup.
We cut to Wiz and Boomstick.
Boomstick: Turning air to water, moving rocks around, opening portals across space-time, that kinda stuff. But while he's never changed other living beings before, it's not totally out of the question, right, DUMMI?
DUMMI floats in.
"Sphere is better," Conner said.
"I don't know, DUMMI is cute," M'Gann.
DUMMI: You're correct, Boomstick. Although Ultra Sonic is not as proficient, this ugly monster wizard uses the same Chaos magic, and he changed a partial robot rabbit into a full regular rabbit. A sentence so absurd, it likely damaged my internal processor.
Red Tornado sympathized with the robot. He hated when any part of him got damaged.
Wiz: Don't worry, it was never great; I took it from a refrigerator. Ultra Sonic has altered his own body to better traverse difficult terrain. With all this in mind, he could, theoretically, be able to change the molecular makeup of others, too. Just like this.
Red Tornado decided he didn't like Wiz anymore.
He takes out a remote and pushes a button, turning DUMMI into fire.
DUMMI: Ow.
Several people decided they hated Wiz.
We cut back to the analysis.
Boomstick: But, if changing molecules isn't crazy enough, we need to talk about something even crazier.
Wiz: Chaos itself. Chaos magic is typically used for one of three things: increasing physical ability, providing lost knowledge, and granting wishes.
"With all that power, why not just defeat Dr. Egghead," Diana asked.
"My guess is that he likes the fight," Dinah replied. "He doesn't know what he would do without someone to fight."
Boomstick: Like a frickin' genie! Sonic has wished to reverse brainwashing, turn back time, revive the dead, and even rewrote all reality in his whole multiverse with a Kamehameha Chaos beam. Okay, if he can literally just wish his problems away, you'd think he'd have way less trouble dealing with a fat ginger named after breakfast food.
Popup: Chaos Magic has some limits. Acquiring knowledge takes intense concentration with vague results, Sonic could not recreate the Super Genesis Wave on his own, and time travel does not include methods of previewing past or future events.
Wiz: Honestly, he rarely did, but Sonic's a glutton for adventure and action, so over the years, he and the good Doctor formed an unhealthy codependent relationship.
"Looks like you were right, Dinah," Wonder Woman told her.
"Not a time I want to be right," she replied.
Popup: Through use of Power Rings, essentially accessible containers of Chaos magic, has restored speed previously removed from him much to Silver's chagrin.
Boomstick: Just like us. Life's not the same without his oval-shaped enemy to beat up on, so they're back at it every chance they get. Come on guys, just get a room, already.
Wiz: But after being defeated so many times, both Eggman and Mogul independently came to the same conclusion. By collecting so many rings and emeralds over the years, Sonic has become a literal embodiment of Chaos itself. As in, he's a variable that cannot be accounted for, a wrench in the cogs of reality. Without him even realizing it, fate bends to him.
"Fate bends to him? So he has plot armor," Dick joked.
"I got a feeling it's more complicated than that, but yeah, I guess so," Wally said.
Popup: Sonic survived ground zero of the Ultimate Annihilator firing upon itself. However, all of Mobius was erased for a moment and immediately restored, not just Sonic, as the weapon was programmed to only target Robotnik. It appears Sonic's billionth ring aura may have also transported him away from the location, similar to Chaos Control warping.
Boomstick: You know you're a badass when the most powerful Chaos wizard out there decides the only way to beat you is to just wait until you die of old age.
"Something that would really help," Zatara admitted. "Villains leaving us and all of Earth alone just because we exist."
"Our luck will never be that good," Zatanna told her dad.
"I know. But I can hope."
Wiz: It's ridiculous, it's absurd, it's unexplainable!
Boomstick: It's Sonic the friggin' Hedgehog.
Sonic: Ooh, I'd like to hang, but I've gotta juice!
Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set and we've run the data through all possibilities.
"I guess it's time for the actual fight," Wally said. He was already dreading the pain he was about to feel from this.
"Let's try and keep talking to a minimum. To get through this as fast as possible and not have Wally suffer," Dick said.
No one argued.
Skipped promotion.
Boomstick: But right now, IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLEEE!!!
Two red and blue streaks speed across the Cosmic Interstate, soon revealed to be the Flash and Sonic the Hedgehog in a race.
Artemis reached over and grabbed his hand. "Squeeze my hand if you need to."
He nodded at her and smiled.
Sonic: You really think you can outrun moi?
Flash: I'm the fastest man alive.
Sonic: Oh yeah, cherry-flavored chump? I'm the fastest thing alive!
"I am so calling you that when you become Flash," Dick said.
"At least try and be original and not steal from some blue hedgehog," Wally reapplied.
Sonic boosts in front of Wally before he quickly follows on, the two starting to pick up the pace of their race, Sonic staying in first. Wally is surprised when he notices that Sonic is not only running backward and facing him, he is also taking a bite out of a chili dog, which he promptly holds out to taunt him.
Sonic: Want a bite?
"His first mistake," Conner said. "Never taunt Wally with food."
"Fast metabolism," Wally said. "If I don't eat, I die. Same as everyone else, just much faster."
However, Wally rushes past him and snatches the dog, leaving Sonic momentarily confused before realizing what happened and scowling as Wally scarfs down Sonic's snack. With his mouth still full, Wally decides to taunt back, food flying out of his mouth as he does so.
"That is pretty accurate," M'Gann said.
Wally grinned sheepishly. "Sorry."
Flash: What's the matter? You too slow?
Sonic spin-dashes into the Flash, which results in them going off-road and landing on another piece of the interstate. Wally crashes and tumbles down the road while Sonic lands successfully. Angered, he charges up his speed in place...
Wally winced but didn't give any other indication he was hurt.
Artemis gave his hand a light squeeze.
Sonic: Don't mess with the hog's dogs!
...before boosting forward to catch up. He sprints past Wally while spin-dashing, before halting his momentum to charge back in the opposite direction into Flash, who narrowly dodges. Sonic comes flying in again with a kick, only to miss once more. Anticipating the next attack, Flash throws an electrically-charged punch, colliding with Sonic's own. The two speed up again, becoming blurs as they speed across the Interstate, clashing multiple times as they do so.
"You know, in a weird way, it's kinda beautiful," M'Gann commented.
"Yeah. In a weird way, it kinda is," Zatanna agreed.
Sonic finds himself eye to eye with the Flash, who proceeds to pummel him with a flurry of lightspeed punches. But halfway through the barrage, he blocks and breaks off, landing on a road opposite Wally. Both keep going until their paths converge, which is when Sonic budges the Flash.
Sonic: Say uncle!
Wally knocks right back, with an extra boast.
Flash: Flash fact: I'm out of your league!
"Honestly, I kinda want to see us just race. No fighting, no sabotaging, just light taunting and running as fast as we can," Wally commented.
"That version of you doesn't have a great record with racing other fast beings," Artemis told him.
Sonic knocks him again with more force.
Wally winced again.
but the Flash touches him and absorbs his kinetic energy, rendering Sonic devoid of his own speed and flopping on the ground. Wally immediately zooms off down the long road laughing, leaving a frustrated Sonic in the dust.
Flash: (laughs) Thanks for the speed!
No sooner than Sonic gets to his feet, he notices something appear above him; a conveniently placed Super Emerald.
"Oh come on! That's bullshit," Barry yelled.
"It was inevitable that it would play a role in the fight," Bruce told him.
"I know that. I'm pissed though."
Sonic: Huh? A Super Emerald?
Sonic's confidence bounces back.
Sonic: I'll show you!
The Flash still speeds on, oblivious to the explosion of radiant energy happening far behind him as Super Sonic catches up, ramming into Wally.
Sonic: Surprise!
Sonic kicks his opponent's body up high and punishes him with speed-blitzing body strikes, climaxing with a spin-dash to his back.
Wally let out a slight gasp and squeezed Artemis' hand causing her to wince. He noticed and let go of her hand.
Like a blazing comet, they smash through two of the Cosmic Interstate's roads before ending up in the void of a wormhole.
Sonic: Booyah!
"Ow," Wally said, squeezing the arm of his chair so hard his knuckles were turning white.
On the other side of that wormhole lies the Special Zone, with the Flash crash landing on one of its planetoids.
Just as Wally comes to, he sees his glowing, levitating rival coming straight toward him. He runs away while rapidly spinning his wrist to build up some lightning, before turning back and firing a powerful surge of it that strikes Sonic. But ends up going against his favor as Sonic absorbs it and taps more into the Chaos Force, transforming him into Ultra Sonic.
Some people were beginning to worry that Wally might lose.
"Come one, Wally. You can do this," Kaldur muttered to himself.
Wally is still running and narrowly avoids his lightning redirected by the transformation. He is flanked by Sonic, who starts to charge him. The Flash charges forward himself as he tries to steal more speed from the flying Sonic. But as hand meets head, the invincible Sonic powers through, replenishing his speed and dragging the Flash around the planetoid many times.
Wally let out a scream of pain. "Sorry."
"Dude, don't apologize," Dick said.
"Let's just keep watching," Barry and Artemis said at the same time.
Sonic stops, which allows Wally to cease skidding and compose himself. He rushes back into the fight but Sonic alters the ground's molecules, turning the surface into ice. The Flash rapidly loses traction and helplessly slides forward.
Even more people were beginning to lose hope.
Flash: Woah-woa-woa-woah!
As Wally slides past, Sonic kicks him in the back, propelling his tumbling body further away to the far distances of the planetoid. Impatient, he taps his foot speedily while he waits for his adversary's returning body, coming back from a full lap around the planetoid. By altering the air, he throws a stream of fire toward his target. Wally reorients himself in time to rapidly vibrate his molecules and phase through safely, rearranging himself behind Sonic.
Barry let out a quiet "yes!"
Sonic is caught off-guard as the Flash tackles him, drawing him into the timestream. Once there, Wally slams his rival through one dimension, bringing the pair into Central City at night. They slam through several buildings before Wally drags Sonic back into the Special Zone. With a spinning throw, Wally hurls him through several planetoids. Sonic, however, quickly recovers, flying up high above his opponent. As the Flash lands, he hears Sonic's booming voice and looks up at him.
"I really hate that discount porcupine," Wally growled out.
"Remember, he is still a hero. Even if he is fighting you in this scenario," Wonder Woman reminded him.
"At this point, I don't care."
Sonic: Nice try! But I'm invincible when I'm like this! You've mastered speed, but I've mastered fate! And I wish you gone! Foreveeer!
Harnessing the power of fate, Sonic uses his hand to create a green glowing orb. The Flash notices this, and, grunting with effort, charges up his speed before launching off the planetoid toward his opponent, leaving an enormous crater where he was.
They stared in shock at the crater Wally left. A few, picturing what would have happened if it had been Earth or some other populated planet.
Sonic: CHAOS... CONTROL!
With both hands, Sonic unleashes the Chaos Control blast, hitting Wally directly. With urgency, Wally calls out to his loved ones in order to remain in reality before being consumed by the Speed Force.
Flash: Linda! Jai! Iris! Help me NOW!
Wally reached over and grabbed Artemis' hand again. "You know, it actually kinda helps. Thinking of the people I love."
The gambit works and the Flash powers through, landing a hard haymaker on Sonic. The punch propels them forward, and as they are blasting through the dimension's atmosphere, Wally breaks into the Speed Force again, this time illuminated with intense kinetic energy, his hair igniting like flames. The ascent halts when he suddenly vanishes in a blinding flash, leaving Sonic by himself in the Special Zone, confused as to where Wally went.
"Where did he go," M'Gann asked.
"My guess; he time traveled," Dinah told her.
Sonic: Huh?
In the timestream, Wally sprints onward while observing windows in time. As he moves forward, Sonic's Ultra form eventually wears off, leaving him vulnerable. in more specifically to the exact moment when Sonic's Ultra form wears off. Wally leaps and smashes through that window in time with an Infinite Mass Punch, shattering the Super Emerald and striking Sonic.
"That was smart," Bruce said.
"You sound surprised," Barry pointed out.
"Impressed," Bruce corrected.
Screams of anguish echo through the void as Sonic's form distorts and spasms uncontrollably as the Chaos energy is overloaded and he is forced to relive every second of his life before disintegrating, leaving him to become nothing but dimensional dust. The fight over, Wally powers down and is left drifting alone to witness the inter-dimensional damage around him.
Flash: Woah...
We cut to Wiz and Boomstick.
Wally's pain dissipated instantly. "Thank goodness. No more pain."
Wiz: So... that happened.
Boomstick: Yeah, uh, what happened, exactly?
Wiz: Well, this matchup was incredibly complex. Given their speeds were impossible to calculate, speed alone was, ironically, somewhat of a non-factor in comparison.
"That's pretty accurate. Neither of you were really faster than the other," Barry said.
"I still want a regular race that doesn't turn into a fight," Wally replied.
Boomstick vibrates for a second, Wiz looks at him. We then cut to the post-analysis.
Wiz: Sonic, in his base form, really didn't stand a chance against Wally. Sure, he did seem to survive being launched 849,000 light-years into an alien planet by a black hole imploding. However, considering he's been knocked out by far less, black holes are already imploding stars, and it seems some snow also inexplicably survived the trip, it's probably more likely the black hole acted as a sort of wormhole in its last moments, and sent Sonic directly there. But if we assume Sonic was indeed blasted through space, a black hole's last moment usually results in an abrupt detonation equivalent to five trillion tons of TNT. Impressive, but the Infinite Mass Punch could still deliver over two quadrillion times more power.
"That is seriously an overpowered move," Hal said
"Which is why, even if we could get enough speed, we would probably never use it," Barry replied.
Popup: While Sonic has occasionally broken the fourth wall, he has not done so to benefit himself or others in a fight or other serious situations. These rare moments are likely nothing more than non-canon gags.
Boomstick: But Sonic's super forms were a different story. They had answers to almost all of Wally's skills. His Chaos energy could replenish stolen speed, he was invincible, and he had frickin' wish powers!
"His wish powers were easily the most dangerous part," Bruce said. "Yet Wally was able to counter it."
"Just goes to show how powerful he really is," Barry smirked.
Wiz: Personally, I was expecting the opposite result. Against almost anybody else, Archie's version of Sonic is practically unbeatable. But across a greater percentage of possible scenarios, Wally just happens to be the exception.
Popup: Sonic's attack on the roboticized Flicky took 100 attoseconds. Barry Allen claims he can perceive events that occur in less than a single attosecond, and Wally is proven to be faster. The Flashes have many more impressive feats of processing complex information instantly, such as learning construction and assembling a building in mere seconds.
Barry, Wally and Clark all grimaced.
"What," Hal asked.
"Nothing," Clark said. "Just doing that. Learning how to rebuild a building then actually doing it. That must have sucked."
"Yeah. It might be a few seconds for you guys, but for us, we're actually conscious for all of that. Imagine reading an entire book in one sitting and then actually using that knowledge," Barry agreed.
"It can be painful at times. Because not only do we have to read the books, we also have to memorize what we're reading too," Wally added.
Boomstick: He had every counter he needed, too. The speed steal wouldn't stop Super Sonic, but Wally still got that stolen speed for himself.
Wiz: Super and Ultra Sonic were, essentially, batteries of unlimited kinetic energy Wally could pull from. Even with their speeds being incalculable, this meant Wally could ensure he was faster. Plus, Wally performed a lot more of those incalculable speed feats than Sonic ever did, so he technically held an experience advantage in that field.
Boomstick: Chaos wish power would be an insta-win against basically anybody, but Chaos magic uses physical energy, and guess what? Wally could phase through reality-warping energy.
"I can see what they mean about me having every possible counter," Wally commented.
Popup: For the reboot, writer Ian Flynn says the Chaos Force was dropped as a concept, implying the Super Genesis Wave may have erased it. Even if true, Sonic likely could not affect the Speed Force in the same way. The DC multiverse is far larger, and it is unlikely Sonic can perfectly recreate the SGW as in "Worlds Unite".
Wiz: And jump through time, or vibrate to a higher spatial dimension to avoid Sonic altogether. Even though he had no way to take down Sonic's super forms, Wally has proven capable of effortlessly moving and vibrating at top speeds for days on end.
"And that is one of the less impressive things he's done, somehow," Clark said.
"And it's still impressive. I don't think even I could do that," Barry admitted.
Popup: By vibrating through the fourth dimension, Wally becomes untouchable by anything occupying three dimensional space, making him virtually invincible as long as he keeps vibrating. He must maintain vibrations at all times while time travelling, and can do at length without issue.
Boomstick: So, it wasn't too hard for him to just wait out the super forms and strike at the first good opportunity.
Wiz: And when it came to Ultra Sonic's ability to alter atomic structures, Wally possessed perfect control over his own individual molecules.
"Yeah, it also prevents N.A.R.B.s," Dick teased.
"That's ironic considering your name," Barbra replied.
Dick sent her a mock look of betrayal.
Popup: As in the battle, Wally could time travel to the exact moment Sonic's super form time limit ends. Note that Sonic has much less experience with time travel than Wally, and cannot glimpse past or future events like the Speed Force grants to time traveling speedsters.
Boomstick: But hey, Sonic's the embodiment of Chaos. Fate automatically bends to him, or whatever.
Wiz: Except, Wally has broken fate a few times himself, the best example being when he ran to the end of reality and forced the concept of death itself to die.
Boomstick: Ugh, because Speed Force.
"That's always a fair reaction when it comes to the Speed Force," Dick said.
"At least you don't have to deal with it. Wally and I rely on it for our powers and I'm pretty sure it doesn't like us," Barry said.
Popup: Super Sonic and Hyper Knuckles once destroyed a Zone, and Naugus merged the Void and Zone of Silence together. However, these Zones were shown and described as small pocket dimensions, not complete universes.
Wiz: Simply put, Sonic's hypothesized nature as an anomaly in reality just wasn't enough protection against someone who could also break the rules of reality.
"A statement that shouldn't be so casually said but we will probably hear several more times throughout this ordeal," Wonder Woman stated.
"Our life would be too simple otherwise," Hal told her.
We cut to Wiz and Boomstick.
Boomstick: And remember, when Wally raced Barry, their speed almost tore apart the multiverse.
Wiz: Both these characters understandably seem overpowered to an extreme fault, but it's important to remember that in their respective worlds, the story comes first. Sonic was impressive, improbable, inexplainable, but Wally had the power, the counters, and the speed he needed to pull ahead in this absolutely mind-bending battle.
Boomstick begins to convulse.
"That's not good," Bruce said.
"What," Clark asked.
"Earlier, Wiz said he laced Boomstick's beer with something that would give him superspeed comparable to Wally's."
Everyone paled.
Wiz: Oh, the drink is kicking in!
Boomstick glows and vanishes in a flash with a flickering scream, soon reappearing a second later, with a white aura, glowing eyes, and partially transparent.
Boomstick: Wiz, I ran to Jupiter! I'm a god! A speed god!
"And he is already calling himself a speed god," Wonder Woman said, narrowing her eyes.
"At least with how stupid he is, he won't be a threat. And I doubt that Wiz would make something as powerful as that permanent," Clark replied.
Wiz takes out a pencil and notepad.
Wiz: Incredible! Tell me, what cosmic insight have you learned?
Boomstick: Just one thing: While Sonic didn't know it, the writing was on the Wall-y.
Several people groaned.
"Yeah, we'll be fine," Bruce said.
We cut to the "Winner" card.
Wiz: The winner is the Flash.
"Now," Zatara began, "it's time for a break.
Notes:
I know I wrote Wally slightly out of character in this chapter, but don't worry, his character arc it is for a reason and for the character arc I'm setting him up for.
Chapter 13: Break #1
Summary:
After all the crap they just witnessed, they decided to take a break.
Notes:
I don't own this. This belongs to their respective owners. I make no money off of this.
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
"Now," Zatara began, "it's time for a break.
"Great," Barry said. "I could stretch my legs. And something to eat. Where is the kitchen?"
Zatara pointed to a door that previously didn't exist. "There."
"Before he could even start saying 'there' Barry and Wally had taken off."
"Those two..." Artemis grumbled.
When everyone else made it to the kitchen sitting across from each other. And they each had a plate full of various foods.
"Hey," Artemis said as she sat next to Wally. "Where's the food at?" She looked around and saw there was a plate, cup and various cutlery at each seat but no food.
"Just say what you want," he answered between bites of his steak. "Same for your drink."
She looked down at her clean, silver plate. Might as well, she thought. "Chicken." Sure enough, a perfectly cooked chicken appeared on her plate. "Nice."
"I'll give you two some space. I need to talk to Dinah about something anyway." With that, Barry sped away.
Wally noticeably slowed down his eating to near regular human speed. "So beautiful, what do you want to talk about?"
Her heart fluttered like it did every time he complimented her. "Nothing. It's just, all this seems crazy, you know. One minute, we're training with Canary, the next, we're watching the future and alternate realities. It's just..."
"I know," he told her. "And the first thing we watch is my death. and we'll probably see worse."
"Yeah, Wally about that, how are you feeling," Artemis asked. "And be honest."
"Truth is, I don't know how to feel. I'm scared, uncomfortable, and several other things," he told her. Wally reached over and grabbed her hand for support. He had stopped eating. "And then that video talks about how I can do all these crazy things and I feel worse. Every version of me is supposed to become the fastest being alive but I can break the sound barrier and that's it."
She squeezed his hand. "I understand."
"I know you do." He leaned over and gave her a quick kiss.
"Hey, love birds, we need to talk," a voice behind them said. They turned around and saw Barry, Ollie, and Dinah.
"Um, what do you need," Wally asked. He didn't sound too happy at having his and Artemis' improve date interrupted.
"Barry and I need to talk to you, Wally," Dinah responded.
"Can it wait, Artemis and I were talking."
"I'm sorry, but no, it can't." Dinah really did sound sorry but that didn't do much to ease the couple. "Barry and I will try not to be long." With that, she grabbed Wally by the arm and along with Barry walked off, leaving just Ollie.
"What do you want?" The words came out more hostile than intended.
Ollie slid into the seat next to her on the side Wally wasn't previously sitting in.
"Relax, I didn't want to interrupt your date with your boyfriend," Ollie said. "But Barry interrupted Dinah and mine to talk about Wally. I don't know what, they went out of earshot. All I know, is that Dinah agreed with whatever he wanted and said they needed to talk to him."
"I figured."
"Still mad you two lost your little date, though?"
"Yeah."
"Figured." The two ate in silence.
Over at another table, Bruce, Dick and Barbra Barbra sat next to each other. Across from Bruce sat Clark and next to him, Diana.
They ate in silence for a while until Dick decided to break the silence. "How are you feeling?" He asked Barbra.
"I'm good," she replied. "Just caught off guard like everyone else."
"Yeah, same for me," Dick agreed. "But hey," he leaned over and wrapped an arm around her shoulder. "This is new for all of us. None of us have ever been kidnapped by a wizard and forced to watch alternate versions of ourselves."
That got a chuckle from Barbra. "Yeah, I suppose so. Thanks for the support." She leaned over and kissed his cheek which caused him to turn red.
"A- anytime." Dick really hated blushing.
"Hey, Diana, Bruce, why don't we go talk to Red Tornado. He looks like he could use someone to talk to," Clark suggested.
They both caught on to what he was trying to do and agreed. Dick sent him a thankful look as the three left. Barbra did the same.
"So..." Barbra began. "We've been dancing around this for a while."
"Yeah, we have," Dick agreed.
"So, what do you want to do about it," she asked.
"Well, I know what I want and I think I know what you want too," he told her.
"I wouldn't mind giving us a try," Barbra admitted.
Dick felt his heart rise. He could feel every beat that his heart raced out, not knowing that Barbra was feeling the same way.
"Then let's give 'us' a shot," he said. He really hoped he didn't come off as too desperate, but he really wanted this.
"Gladly."
The two kissed. When they pulled away, they locked eyes, both were grinning ear to ear.
Unbeknownst to them, several people had watched the whole ordeal.
"Looks like your plan worked," Diana told Clark.
"Finally. Those two have been pinning for each other since I've known them," Clark said.
"It was well before that," Bruce said. "Those two have been interested since they first met. They just didn't know how to express it."
Over with Artemis and Ollie a near silent "crap" could be heard.
Oliver raised an eyebrow. "You didn't want them to get together?"
"I did," She assured. "It's just now a crap ton of people owe Wally a lot of money, including me."
"You bet on when they would get together?"
"Don't act like you wouldn't. I bet they would wait a few months first. The only one who didn't bet was Kaldur and that was because he thought it was wrong." Suddenly, she started to quietly giggle.
"What?"
"Wally is going to be pissed that he missed them getting together."
Oliver laughed loudly.
Over with M'Gann and Conner, things were pretty similar. "I may have lost the bet, but I'm glad that they got together."
"I am too, but they could have waited at least a year." Conner said. "Now I owe Wally fifty dollars."
"With how many people owe him money, he will definitely be happy for a while," M'Gann agreed.
"I blame the Wizard for kidnapping us," Conner declared. "They would have waited if not."
"All that matters is that they got together," M'Gann replied. "Where is he anyway?"
Conner looked around the room and noticed she was right. He was nowhere to be found.
"I have no idea. I don't see Barry or Dinah either."
"Strange. I guess they're off talking or something."
Wally was wishing he had refused to come with them as soon as he saw their faces. "What's wrong?"
"Nothing, Wally," Barry quickly said. "It's just that, I've been thinking, and Canary agrees, that we think we know why you're not as fast as me."
"What? Why?"
"Wally, do you know what Impostor Syndrome is," Canary asked.
"Yeah." Wally was getting more and more confused. "What does that have to do with anything?"
"We think you have Impostor Syndrome," Canary told him.
"That's-"
"Wally, just listen to us," Barry pleaded.
"We aren't trying to make you uncomfortable, Wally," Dinah assured him. "But it would explain why you're not as fast as Barry."
"What do you mean," Wally asked, slightly less hostile, more curious now.
"We think that the reason you're not as fast as me is because you don't think you are. Like you subconsciously put a blocker on yourself," Barry told him.
"Are you saying the power is inside me all along and I just need to stop doubting myself? Because that is super cliche," Wally responded.
"Wally, please take this seriously," Dinah said. "But in a way, yes."
"Great, I'll just stop doubting myself," he said.
"That's not how it works and you know it," Dinah said.
"Is there anything else," Wally asked suddenly. "Because I have a super hot girlfriend to get back to."
"You may go, Wally," Dinah said
He ran out of the room before they could say anything else.
"That went about as well as it could have," Barry said.
"Yeah," Dinah agreed. "We'll just have to keep watching him."
With that, they went to rejoin the others.
Wally was already eating and talking with Artemis.
"WHAT!" Everyone turned to face the two. "Sorry."
"Yeah, you missed Dick and Barbra getting together," Artemis told him.
"Damn it. At least I won the best. Pay up."
Artemis grumbled but paid up. "I was hoping you would forget about that."
"Not a chance."
With that he ran over to the various people who owed him money. When he returned, he found Dick and Barbra, hand in hand, waiting for him.
"You bet on when we would get together," Barbra asked accusingly.
"Yeah," he replied shamelessly. "Dick and the rest of the team did the same for Artemis and I."
"He's right," Dick admitted.
Barbra rolled her eyes. "Whatever."
"And I made a fair profit on this," Wally smirked.
Barbra and Dick walked off.
"Did you have to collect the money in front of them?"
"No. But I did."
It was Artemis' turn to roll her eyes.
Zatara stood up and gathered their attention. "Everyone, I hope you are well fed. Now, if you will, return to the main room, I will direct you to where you all will sleep."
They all did as they were told. When the last person entered the main room, the door disappeared behind them. Now the room was completely barren except for several doors on either side of the room.
"Men on the right, women on the left. Each of you will have your own room Except for Dinah and Oliver, you two share a room straight across."
Sure enough, a door straight across from them had a plaque on it that read their names.
"You will find each room to be to your exact liking. They each have soundproofing, the light will adjust to your specific liking at the moment among other things."
They each went to their designated room and opened it to find an exact replica of their bedroom.
"Nice," Wally said. He walked over to his wardrobe and grabbed his pajamas. 'I could really use a shower.' As if to answer his request, a door came into being on the wall next to his bed. Opening it, he found a bathroom. 'Perfect.'
After taking a quick shower he laid down on his bed. Unfortunately, sleep refused to come. He'd been laying there for what seemed like hours but was probably just a few minutes when he heard a knock at his door.
He opened the door and came face to face with Artemis.
"I tried barging in but your door wouldn't budge," she greeted way too casually. "Can I come in?"
Wally stepped aside to let her in. "What are you doing here?"
"Visiting my boyfriend. Besides, I want to know what Barry and Dinah said to you."
He sighed. "I'm not getting out of this, am I?"
She walked up to him and wrapped her arms around his neck. "Please, Wally. It clearly affected you."
They sat down on his bed.
He sighed again. "Okay. They think I have Impostor Syndrome."
"They both said that?"
"Yeah."
"It would make sense," Artemis said.
"Not you too. I just-"
She covered his mouth. "I'm not going to bug about it. You don't want to talk about it, you don't have to." She moved her hand away from his mouth.
"Thanks."
They leaned in and kissed. The kiss quickly grew more passionate.
She broke the kiss long enough to pull off her shirt before kissing him again. This time Wally pulled away. "Are you sure about this?"
"Yes. I love you, Wally West. More than anything." They kissed again before starting to fully undress each other.
That night, they were both thankful for the rooms being soundproof.
The next morning the two woke up to an alarm neither of them set.
Setting up with a groan they looked at each other and smiled.
"I suppose we should get dressed," Artemis reluctantly said.
"Yeah," Wally agreed just as reluctantly.
They both took their time getting dressed, enjoying the view.
"Let me go out first. I'll make sure the coast is clear," Wally said.
"Yeah. we don't want anyone to know about this," Artemis agreed.
Wally quickly stepped outside. A second later he poked his head back in. "Come out."
"Is it safe?" Too late, Wally had already left again.
She stepped out and saw several people staring at them.
"Why did you tell me to come out if the coast wasn't clear," she growled out.
"Because we already knew," Oliver also growled out. He was glaring at Wally and Dinah seemed to be holding him back.
"Um... So, we were all wondering why you two hadn't come out yet," Dick began to explain. "So we went to check your room when they were both gone. We also noticed a new door appeared beside Dinah and Oliver's. So we checked and the plaque has both of your names."
At this point, both Wally and Artemis had matching blushes. Despite this, neither of them could bring themselves to regret it.
"Well, we did it. No one here wants to discuss it. Let's move on," Artemis said.
"Oh I want to talk to him," Oliver said.
"You will not," Dinah told him. "Let's just get breakfast and get back to watching whatever we're watching next."
Thankfully the crowd dispersed.
"Thanks, Dinah," Wally said.
"Don't thank me yet. I also want to have a talk with you, but this isn't the time or place."
They all had breakfast in an extremely awkward silence. The only notable thing to happen was when Oliver tried to separate Wally and Artemis but they both refused.
Eventually they left the room and went to the main theater.
"Now, it is time for our next event," Zatara announced.
Notes:
Okay, so that happened. No further comment. Jokes aside, I do have a few notes. First is that I gave Wally Impostor Syndrome to give a reason for him not being as fast as Barry and Bart beyond his last name isn't Allen. I originally planned to have him get over it, but I decided against it since I just had them discover it. In its place I had Barbra and Dick get together which I didn't originally plan to happen until later.
Chapter 14: Joker: Last Laugh #6 Part 1
Notes:
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Eventually they left the room and went to the main theater.
"Now, it is time for our next event," Zatara announced.
Batman's eyes narrowed. "Explain. Now."
"Robin isn't actually dead," Zatara explained rather quickly. "Joker and everyone else in this event just think he is."
Dick clenched his fists. "He better be glad I can't get to him..."
Barbra grabbed his hand. "Tim is alive in that universe."
Wally leaned over to Artemis and whispered. "He already sees him as his brother and they haven't even met."
"Not the time." Despite her light scolding, Artemis couldn't help but smile slightly.
Bruce closed his eyes. "We don't take lives. No matter what."
"I know," Dick replied.
"I'm not mad at you," Bruce told him. "And I know you would never kill. No matter how tempting it may be."
"What is he doing with Mr. Mind," Captain Marvel asked.
"Who's Mr. Mind," Wally asked.
"An enemy of mine. And a pain in my butt."
"So he gets resurrected with a different power each time he dies," Bruce asked. He was already thinking of a contingency plan. The problem was he didn't know what every power he could have was.
"You better not die," Barbra warned him. "I don't care that he's not the same you, it better not happen."
"I promise, I'll try my best not to."
"They're trying to rile you up, Make you mad," Barbra warned him.
"I know, it's him that needs to be told," Dick replied.
Everyone glared at the screen. Specifically, at the clown himself.
"A pathetic excuse for a human," Clark growled out.
"So Joker is keeping them out," Batman stated. "How?"
"He put a force field up that keeps anyone he wants out and allows those he wants in through," Zatara answered.
"I don't want you to kill Joker, Dick. But I do want you to make him suffer," Clark told him.
"Superman hating Joker is understandable but he is scary about it," Zatanna whispered to M'Gann who nodded in agreement.
Bruce really hated their plan of killing him until they got what they needed. "Killing him is wrong, even if he can come back to life."
"They haven't killed him again even though he doesn't have the power they need him to have, so they have another plan," Barbra said.
"They still had to kill him to get him to have that power," Bruce replied. "Killing for any reason is wrong."
"I'm not defending them for killing him," Barbra quickly replied. "I'm just saying that they have a new plan. One that doesn't require them to kill him."
After everything he's done, even as he's dying, he still wants to break me, Bruce thought.
He felt a gentle weight on his shoulder and knew without looking that it was Clark's hand. Bruce hated how well Clark could read him.
Bruce truthfully, wasn't worried about Dick. He knew he wouldn't kill him. Nightwing was a better Batman. What Batman, in many ways, could never be. Despite this, there was some tiny amount of doubt.
Dick let out a few grunts of pain.
"Are you good," Barbra asked.
"Yeah. Nothing I haven't felt before," Dick replied. "Thanks for asking, though."
"No," Billy said firmly. "That's a terrible idea."
"Which is the only plan they have left," Wally told the kid. "Besides, terrible ideas are like 90% of the plans we use."
"Which isn't a good thing," Dinah reminded him.
"I never said it was. Just saying that it's extremely common."
"They're lucky it worked," Billy said.
"Yeah," Wally agreed. "Honestly I was just saying all that to calm you down."
Billy smiled slightly at hearing that Mr. Mind was going to puke. Wait, could worms even puke?
"Uncle J'onn," M'Gann said excitedly.
"It seems I will be helping them now," J'onn said. "Although I am curious as to who I'm carrying."
"He is really testing my patience," Dick said.
"That's what he wants," Bruce reminded him. "He wants you to kill him to get to me."
"I know."
Dick winced. "Great, now I'm questioning my sanity."
"You'll be fine," Barbra told him. "While I never believed you would, at least we can be sure that Tim will never let you kill Joker."
Chapter 15: Joker: Last Laugh #6 Part 2
Notes:
I don't own this. This belongs to their respective owners. I make no money off of this.
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Dick winced. "Great, now I'm questioning my sanity."
"You'll be fine," Barbra told him. "While I never believed you would, at least we can be sure that Tim will never let you kill Joker."
Everyone felt sick.
"No. I wouldn't. I could-" But he did. Dick glanced down at his hands.
Barbra grabbed them. "You didn't. That was an alternate you. You are not him. We've established that already."
"And there is still time to save him," Bruce said. "Almost everyone here knows CPR and I know that they would too. If they act fast enough they may be able to save him. "
Despite the Joker being saved, Dick couldn't help but still feel awful. He still killed him. He killed a man. The rule that had most been drilled into him by Bruce. 'All life is sacred, no matter what.' And he had broken it.
"Don't blame yourself, Dick. The Joker-"
"I killed him Bruce. He may have been brought back, but I still killed him."
"No you didn't. An alternate version of you did," Bruce said softly.
"Hey Dick, looks like Tim's got himself a girlfriend," Wally weakly joked.
Despite it, Dick actually managed a small smile.
Superman's eyes narrowed. "How did Luthor become president?"
"He managed to convince the public he was a changed man and that all his crimes were committed by a Cadmus clone. Not only that but he helped rebuild several cities including Gotham. He did several other good things to prove that he was a changed man, In the end, it worked."
Clark looked like he was going to laser the screen.
"Hopefully this time he can stay there forever," Clark said.
"Unfortunately, we all know very little can keep the Joker for long," Zatara replied.
"As long as that bug stays contained," Billy said.
"They know better than to let it out," M'Gann told him. "Or at least I imagine they would."
Everyone couldn't help but smile at seeing the Joker's treatment.
"Anything to keep that monster off the streets," Clark said.
Right, powerless. Dick couldn't help but still feel awful. He had let the Joker get to him. The Joker got locked up, thrown in jail... but he still got Nightwing to kill.
Chapter 16: Grayson #5
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Right, powerless. Dick couldn't help but still feel awful. He had let the Joker get to him. The Joker got locked up, thrown in jail... but he still got Nightwing to kill.
"Hey, Dickhead," Wally said.
Dick looked at him and right as Wally ran at him full speed and carried him to a separate room.
Wally hugged him. When he pulled, he took a breath before saying: "I'm not going to tell you that you shouldn't blame yourself. We both know you will anyway."
"Then why did you kidnap me and bring me in here."
"Kidnapping is a strong word, I prefer to call it a surprise trip. But I knew that if I didn't, someone would. So I figured I would be a good brother and help you."
"Thanks, Wally." Dick could tell Wally genuinely meant the best for him and in a weird way, it was working. He still wasn't going to get over him killing someone.
"Yeah. We should wait in here for a few more minutes so that they think we had an actual heart to heart conversation."
"You know, it's been a while since we last had a team up, just the two of us," Dick said. "After all this is over, we should go bully some criminals."
"As long as it's not Gotham. Bruce hates when I come over to fight crime," Wally agreed.
"Let's do Coast City, that way neither of us have a home field advantage and the criminals won't be used to fighting us. Plus the Green Lanterns are pretty much never there."
"It's a deal."
They spent the next few minutes talking about nothing in particular. And when they went back Dick had to admit, he was feeling a little better.
Once Dick and Wally sat down again, the screen came to life.
"Is she giving birth in a crashing jet," Dinah asked.
"It seems that way," Diana answered, just as concerned.
Everyone was saddened at realizing that the mother and pilot were dead, but at least optimistic that the baby survived.
"Making it to civilization is important, but you also need to make sure to rest and not overexert yourself," Bruce said. "And protect yourself and the baby from the sun."
"He knows," Clark replied. "This is Dick Grayson we're talking about."
"He knows my identity but that doesn't matter. That kid needs to get to safety." Dick muttered more to himself than anyone else.
"I like her," Diana commented.
"I think we all do," M'Gann agreed.
"She's a badass," Artemis added.
"No," Zatanna cried out.
"Relax," her dad told her. "She survives."
That mildly calmed everyone in the room down.
Dick frowned. He hated not being able to do more, but she was right. The baby would die without the water and formula. The only thing that eased him was Zatara telling him that she would make it.
Several people smirked at seeing the man get hit.
"The best way to get someone to shut up," Artemis said.
"So much for his enhancements," Ollie smirked.
"Yeah, but now he might die," Dinah pointed out.
Oliver just shrugged.
"It's noble of you to leave water for him, but..." Martian Man Hunter trailed off as he looked over at Dick.
Dick looked sunburned and exhausted.
"Are you okay," the Martian asked.
"Yeah, I'm just tired and it hurts to even move."
"The only thing we can do is just watch what happens and so he heals," Bruce said.
They all stared at the screen. It was clear that even with all his training, Dick was wearing down. He was human, after all. No matter what, he was bound to die if something didn't happen soon.
"Have you ever had that dream," Barbra asked.
Dick shook his head. He looked like he wanted to say something but he was too exhausted, dehydrated, and sunburned to actually say something.
Barbra felt bad for talking and delaying finishing the event.
"Nice story. I'll be using it," Dick groaned out. His voice sounded extremely hoarse.
"No talking," Bruce told him gently.
"Oh thank goodness," M'Gann said.
"Be quiet," Bruce growled.
"So what's so special about the baby," Clark asked.
"That is the child from a different earth. She is the daughter of Superwoman and Superman. In that universe, Lois Lane was an Amazonian. She married Ultraman, that universe's version of you," Zatara told them. He also decided to leave out the fact they were villains.
Notes:
Honestly, I may be wrong about the baby. It's been a long time since I read anything from New 52, where this story takes place. I Reread a fair bit to prep for this chapter but I had to start writing this chapter to release it on time. I tried searching online but I only got more confused. If you do know, please let me know so I can correct it.
Chapter 17: DC Rebirth Part One
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"So what's so special about the baby," Clark asked.
"That is the child from a different earth. She is the daughter of Superwoman and Superman. In that universe, Lois Lane was an Amazonian. She married Ultraman, that universe's version of you," Zatara told them. He also decided to leave out the fact they were villains.
"What are we viewing next, " Kaldur asked.
Zatara didn't get to answer as a voice spoke. You will be watching the beginning of a universe as it is reset. The voice seemed to be coming from all around them. From the walls, the chairs, the screen, everything. It was Nabu himself.
"I wish to speak to Wallace West." When he finished speaking Wally disappeared.
In a separate part area.
"I'm getting tired of being kidnapped," Wally complained.
"There is no time to talk. In this event, we will witness you returning to reality. I have made sure that the Speed Force shall not try to take you or Bartholomew again, but at a cost."
"I should have figured," Wally sighed. "I assume the cost isn't that you had to pay it 20 dollars?"
"It wanted me to show this event, so that you may see what happens to a Speedster when they die. It shall be pain beyond anything you previously felt."
"Thanks for the warning, I guess. But why not tell me with the entire group," Wally asked.
"The cost of viewing this shall not only be worse because of the pain, but they will forget you for the duration of the event. I truly didn't want this, but it was the cost. Even my host will be affected to an extent."
"I really fucking hate-" He was teleport back to the room. He looked around and saw everything was exactly the same. Even his empty seat in between Artemis and Dick was there.
A part of him knew it wouldn't work, but he wanted to try. "Hey guys." No response.
"Next," Zatara began, "we shall watch events from a narrator. One we don't know."
"What can you tell us about him," Bruce asked.
Zatara opened his mouth to speak, but simply closed it. "I can't."
"What do you mean, you can't," Zatanna asked her dad.
"I don't know, it's like Nabu is blocking me from knowing."
Everyone looked worried at that but the screen came to life before they could say anything. All the while, Wally was desperately trying to get their attention.
Barry frowned. "That's my watch but I didn't give it away. It's at my house."
"Yes you did," Wally said. "You gave it to me."
"Do you have a nephew," Hal asked.
Barry shook his head.
"Does Iris?"
"Not that I know of."
"Yes she does," Wally yelled. He knew that Nabu said that they wouldn't hear him, but that wasn't going to stop him from trying. "Please, Barry!"
"So whoever it is, they were a hero," Superman noted.
"Of course I'm a hero! I would nev-"
"So they're a hero and somehow connected to Barry," Diana said.
"That doesn't help us when I don't have a nephew."
"Nabu, Speed Force, you're both a dick."
"Clark," Bruce muttered before his face hardened again. "So he knows my identity and Barry's. It's safe to assume he probably knows everyone else's."
"Yeah, but to what extent," Dick asked. "Is it limited to just the Justice League or does it expand to the other teams? Does he know about the Titans, Young Justice or anyone else?"
"I do. Man, if I ever see Nabu, I'm going to kill him," Wally vowed.
"Three Jokers," Bruce asked.
"Don't worry, it's a complicated story but there aren't actually three Jokers," Zatara dismissed.
"Oh thank goodness," Wally said.
Suddenly Bruce looked directly at Wally.
"Bruce, is something wrong," Barbra asked.
"I thought I heard something," He replied.
"Wait, you can hear me?"
Bruce's eyes narrowed again. "I hear something but I can't make out what it says."
"Who are you," Batman growled out looking directly at Wally now.
"Bruce, you can see-"
"Bruce, who are you talking to? There's no one there," Dick said. However Dick knew better. If Batman thought someone was there, someone was.
"Who are you? I won't ask again."
"It's me Kid Flash. You know, Wally West."
Suddenly the worst pain Wally had ever felt rushed through him. Even worse than when he watched his death earlier. He collapsed to the floor screaming in agony. It felt like his molecules were being ripped apart. Like his DNA was being unwound and pulled apart. It was absolute hell.
Bruce rushed to help him but his hands phased through him. And as suddenly as he appeared, he was gone.
"Bruce, what's going on." Clark sounded genuinely worried. From the way everyone was looking at him, they all were.
"I saw the person narrating." Bruce looked at Barry. "He claimed to be someone named Wally West. His hero name was Kid Flash."
"I don't have a nephew named Wally. And I definitely don't have a sidekick."
Bruce wasn't reassured.
Artemis snorted. "He's certainly a fan."
"Wow, Artemis. Just when I thought we got past all this," Wally muttered, fully aware she wouldn't hear him.
Bruce looked at him.
"Okay, I know you believe me," Wally said. He was desperate. "Bruce, please."
"What do you want?"
"Just try to rem-" Wally cut himself off by screaming in pain and hunching over. It felt like his blood was turned into acid and was boiling and freezing at the same time. When he looked back at Bruce, tears were in his eyes. "Try to remember!" And with that he was gone.
"You saw him again," Martian Manhunter noted.
"Yes. He wants me to try to remember him"
"And?"
"Nothing. I don't know anything."
"Do you believe him," Dinah asked.
"I do."
They all winced in sympathy at seeing him scream in pain.
"Bruce, my best friend is Dick! I'm dating Artemis! You stalked me one night after you found out I knew Dick's identity! You didn't trust me for months! Does that-" A scream of pain and he was gone.
"Did he appear again," Ollie asked.
"He said he was friends with Dick and knew his identity." Bruce looked at Artemis. "He also said that you two were dating."
Artemis looked slightly disgusted. "I've never dated anyone."
"Babe, I'm hurt that you're disgusted at the thought of dating me," Wally joked. As he felt himself get ripped apart again.
"He's literally being ripped apart by the Speed Force," Bruce realized. That's why he is in constant pain.
"This Wally guy, he's going to die, isn't he? If he can't convince Bruce, no one will believe him," Dick said.
"I won't let that happen."
"Did he show up again," Red Tornado asked.
"No,"
Wally fell to his knees. He felt nauseous. Could he even throw up in this state?
"I hope he finds someone soon," Barry muttered to himself. "No one deserves this fate."
"I doubt I can do anything," Bruce admitted. "It'll take someone with a stronger connection to him to properly remember him. It'll take you, Barry."
"I'm trying, Bruce, I really am. But I have nothing."
"So that's his origin story," Barry said.
"No it's not!" Wally yelled.
"Did he appear for you," Bruce asked.
Barry looked around the room. "No. I guess because this is a flashback and not him actually appearing to me like he did for you."
"I thought when I died, no one took up my mantle," Barry said, confused.
"Wally seems to remember differently," Bruce replied. "Either way, the more he reveals, the more likely we are to finally remember him."
"Like the fact that his parents are neglectful and his dad is abusive," Dick pointed out.
Several people's face darkened. Especially Artemis'. She could definitely relate to having crap parents.
"No they weren't," Wally yelled in protest. "My parents are awesome! It's only like that in that universe!"
Somehow the pain was getting worse. Wally couldn't even describe how it felt. He couldn't bring himself to comment. Not that it would have mattered.
"I really hate other me for causing Flashpoint," Barry said.
"He also falls in love with someone else," Artemis said. "Which means he lied about us dating."
"That is an alternate version of him. He may have never met her in our universe," Dick pointed out. "And even if he did, that doesn't necessarily mean you two didn't date and break up."
At this point, Wally didn't know which he wanted more: the pain to end or for all of them to see and remember him. Tears were freely falling from his face.
"And he is also the only one who can stop it," Diana said. "Unless he can somehow come back into the universe."
"Do you believe him," M'Gann asked.
"I do," She confirmed.
"So do I," Clark added.
At this point, it seemed the majority of people did. But a few still didn't.
Suddenly all the pain was gone. Wally quickly got up and looked around the room and saw they were all staring at him.
"It's over. Good. I don't think I could've taken that anymore." Wally winced when he said that. 'Great, now they're even more worried.' He glanced at Artemis and dread filled his stomach.
"Wally, I still don't know you," She said. "I don't remember anything."
"What do you mean? The thing's over. You wouldn't see me otherwise."
"Sorry, Wally, she's telling the truth." He glanced at Barry and looked away. He couldn't bear to look at them right now. He chose to stare at the floor instead.
"Zatara, I thought when the event was over. Why can't anyone remember me," Wally asked.
"Because this is only a temporary break, the portion you are watching isn't over yet."
Wally couldn't help getting mad. "Are you fucking kidding me? After the hell I went through Surely you are satisfied! Give them back their memories, you second rate Dumbledore!"
"I am, Wallace. But I don't dictate this. The Speed Force does."
Wally glanced around the room at everyone. Looking each of them in the eyes. He wanted nothing more than to hug Barry. To annoy Conner and Kaldur with Dick. To kiss Artemis. But he couldn't. Because to them, he never existed
"Please, just try to remember." Wally hated how pathetic his voice sounded, He looked back at Artemis. He wanted to kiss her so badly. But he knew that would be a mistake. The way she was looking at him, it wasn't hate, but it was pity. And he hated that. Despite that, he had to force himself to look away.
"I truly am sorry, Wallace." With that, Wally was gone again.
"We shall continue watching this event now."
Notes:
I decided to go unique for this one. Also, I'm going to do the whole event which is a lot to do but I decided to do it on an impulse because I'm an idiot.
Chapter 18: DC Rebirth Part Two
Notes:
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"We shall continue watching this event now."
Wally wasn't feeling any pain yet, which was good. But he was still pissed. He wanted this event to be over with. He wanted everyone to remember him.
Everyone glared at the caretaker.
"He should be more gentle," M'gann said. "He might hurt the old man."
Wally's pain exploded back in extreme force. It seemed to somehow be worse than before.
"If he can remember his past life, then maybe someone else can. Someone who actually knows Wally," Clark said hopefully.
"It's a long shot, but his best bet would be Barry," Hal stated. "You know him better than anyone else."
Wally let loose a scream of pain that went unanswered. Lost in the void of nothing, with no one to help him. How did the other Wally take it? He could barely string together a thought and the other him was actively trying to fix the whole mess.
Barry gripped the arms of his chair tightly. He may not know the person, but he claimed to be his nephew. And Barry hated when people, especially his family, were hurting. And Wally was literally being ripped apart and made a part of the Speed Force.
The pain actually seemed to lessen for Wally, if only by a slight, tiny amount.
"Someone's sassy," Dick joked.
"And she's probably innocent, and Clark is MIA," Diana said.
"What is that," Bruce asked.
"A Legion Flight Ring," Zatara answered. "It's used by the members of the Legion of Superheroes which forms in the future."
Everyone in the room instantly hated the old hag.
"Racist Bitch," Artemis growled. She wanted nothing more than to shoot her with an arrow.
Wally could feel the pain lessening again. This time it was slightly more. Or at least enough for it to be noticeable.
"Whatever Ray is doing, it must be important for him to cancel class for a week," Ollie said.
"Yeah, and now he and his assistant are going to get fired," Dinah said. "He should have called someone."
"Wait, does that mean he at least has an idea of what's going on?" Of course, Wally got no response.
"Maybe he can help Wally," Zatanna said.
"He knows something is up but he doesn't know what is actually wrong," Zatara answered. "So unfortunately, I doubt it."
"He can't just make him join him, he has no training," Clark protested.
"I'm sure Atom wouldn't have asked him if he didn't think the kid could handle himself," Ollie defended.
"Did you not listen to the 'everything wrong with him' portion of the video," Artemis asked her mentor.
As soon as he started narrating, Wally could feel his pain returning.
"I trust Palmer, which means I trust his judgement," Diana declared. "If he thinks that he can trust the kid, I do too."
"If he doesn't want to become a superhero, Ted shouldn't force the kid into being one," Clark said.
"But he does become one," Wally protested. "We saw it when we saw my death!" But then again, they wouldn't remember that.
"If Fate says something is bad, that means it is," Artemis said. "He needs to stop."
"Yes, but I doubt he will," Dinah admitted.
"So you're willing to show yourself to him but not me," Wally growled out. "I was even your host, you piece of crap."
Wally's pain was returning. It was nearly back to what it was at its worst point.
"All these people, they're either heroes, or supposed to be one," Barry said. "And they're not. Because of me."
"Stop doing this to yourself. Or I'll make you take therapy sessions," Dinah warned him.
"What the hell happened to her? Who killed that woman," Zatara blurted out?
Zatara opened his mouth to speak but frowned. "I- I don't know."
"Great, just great," Wally said. "My friends, uncle, and girlfriend don't know me and now the only guy who somewhat knows what's going on, doesn't."
They all turned to look at him. He looked at the floor. "Let's just start the next part of the show."
"Wally," M'Gann began. "Could I read your mind and see what you believe happened?"
Wally shook his head. "It won't work. The only way you guys are going to get your memories back is to watch the event. Let's just finish this." He sounded tired more than anything. His appearance was disheveled. His voice sounded hoarse due to yelling out in pain. He was coated in sweat. Not only that, he was shaking slightly.
"Are you okay," Clark asked him.
Wally still wasn't looking at anyone. "No, I'm not."
He disappeared as the next portion began.
Chapter 19: DC Rebirth Part Three
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"Are you okay," Clark asked him.
Wally still wasn't looking at anyone. "No, I'm not."
He disappeared as the next portion began.
Wally had enough common sense to sit down so he didn't fall over, but the pain was still hell. He was barely even paying attention, the pain was too great to do much of anything.
"I have no brother," Diana said. "Unless it is a situation like with Wally."
"It isn't. In your universe, you're an only child," Zatara answered.
"Is Clark actually dead," Diana asked.
"In a way," Zatara answered. "The Superman of this universe and the original Superman are actually one being but split into two. This Superman died but the original took his place. He comes back and the two merge back together."
Dinah and Ollie glanced at each other. They reached over and started holding hands.
"You two not being together is just weird," Artemis commented.
"I'm pretty sure we all think that," Dick said.
"Is that my son?" Clark's voice was faint. Truth was he never thought him and Lois would be able to have a child.
"Jon Kent," Zatara confirmed.
M'gann reached over and grabbed Connor's hand. Silently asking permission to mentally talk to him. He nodded.
'Are you going to be okay,' she spoke directly into his mind.
'I'm over it,' he replied. 'We're never even going to talk.'
"So that's how that Clark regains his mantle," Batman noted. "Good. The world needs Superman."
"Yes," Diana agreed. "A world without Superman is wrong."
"I'm flattered, but you guys are important as well. And Earth can get along without me," Clark replied.
"We are important," Bruce agreed. "But you are the most important hero ever."
Arthur smiled. It seems that he and Mara ended up together in this universe as well as his own.
Kaldur glanced at his king. He too, was glad that they got together in that universe as well.
"So what's Wally's plan now," Barbra asked.
"My guess, he's going to try and find his wife," Dick replied.
'So that's who other me fell for,' Wally thought. 'She's beautiful. But she's no Artemis.'
"Looks like he also got a reporter." Artemis rolled her eyes. "What's with superheros and getting with reporters?"
"Why are you asking? Are you jealous," Dick teased.
She narrowed her eyes at him. "Be glad I don't have my bow and an arrow."
Wally started shaking as the pain got worse again.
"I wonder if she'll remember him," Clark commented.
"I hope she does," Barry said. "He doesn't deserve what he's going through. Nobody does."
"She doesn't remember him."
"How do you know," Ollie asked.
Dinah didn't respond.
"Damn it," Barry said. "I was hoping that would work. He shouldn't have to go through this."
"You believe him," Hal said.
"Yes. I believe he's telling the truth. I believe he was my partner. I believe he is my nephew. The problem is I still can't remember anything about him."
Barry was starting to vibrate in agitation. Surely someone would be able to remember him. 'What if Wally went to him? What if he didn't recognize Wally? After all, why would that Barry be able to recognize him if I can't?'
"You're going to ruin your chair if you don't stop," Hal warned him.
Barry didn't stop vibrating.
Wally screamed in pain as he fell from his chair. Barry ran to grab him but his hands phased through Wally.
He got up again when the pain stopped, and looked extremely embarrassed. "Sorry."
"Wally, you don't have to be embarrassed," Barry reassured him. "None of us can even imagine what you're going through."
"Barry's right. None of us think any less of you," Clark added.
Chapter 20: DC Rebirth Part Four
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Wally screamed in pain as he fell from his chair. Barry ran to grab him but his hands phased through Wally.
He got up again when the pain stopped, and looked extremely embarrassed. "Sorry."
"Wally, you don't have to be embarrassed," Barry reassured him. "None of us can even imagine what you're going through."
"Barry's right. None of us think any less of you," Clark added.
"That's great and I'm glad you guys believe me, but it's not the same," Wally told them. "Until you guys remember me, it won't feel right."
He disappeared again.
Wally didn't hurt anymore. He didn't know why, and he didn't care either. Nobody remembered he existed. Why should he care?
"All these people know him and not one of them can remember him," Barry muttered bitterly to himself.
"He'll be fine," Hal said. "He has yet to find you. You'll remember him."
Wally could feel it. His body getting pulled apart. Becoming one with the Speed Force. And he had no way to stop it.
"Even I can't remember him," Dick muttered.
"There's only one person who can remember him," Hal said. "And Wally hasn't visited him yet."
"When did you become so optimistic," Ollie asked.
"Barry's not being an optimist so I have to fill in for him."
So he ends up becoming Kid Flash, Wally thought. Good as long as someone does.
"Come on," M'gann silently pleaded.
"He'll make it," Dick said. "It's what speedsters do."
"He's accepting his fate," Dinah realized. "He doesn't care if he dies."
"He won't die, though," Barry said. "He'll become a part of the Speed Force. He'll lose his memories, his physical self, everything. He'll exist only as a shell."
"You got this Barry. You can save him," Clark said.
"I hope so," Barry replied.
"I know you will," Clark told him.
Barry looked over at where Wally was sitting. "I can see you, kid. And I'll remember you," Barry promised.
"I know you will, Barry," Wally replied.
Wally screamed out as the pain returned.
"Wally!" Barry rushed over to help him, but like Bruce his hands phased through him. He could see Wally disappearing as he ceased to exist. Despite everything, he seemed to be smiling.
And Wally began to disappear. Not like before where he was simply gone. He was actually fading from existence.
"No," Barry said. He felt hollow. Empty.
"Barry, is he..."
"He's disappearing. I can't stop it."
At the same time as his own screen counterpart, Barry remembered. And he grabbed his hand. "Wally! I remember!"
Barry held on tight, and began pulling. He refused to let his nephew die. "I got you, Wally."
The moment he grabbed Wally's arm, they could see it. And they watched him pull him.
"Barry?"
"I got you Wally. I got you."
And slowly but surely, everyone began to get their memories back.
Barry and Wally looked at each other.
"Thank you, Barry."
"Wally. You don't have to thank me."
"I know, but still..."
If anything, I should be apologizing to you. I never should have forgotten you.
"Barry, shut up."
And at the same time as their on screen counterparts:
They hugged. After they pulled away, the others were smiling.
"Do you guys remember," Wally asked.
"Yes, we do," Artemis answered as he walked up to him. The two kissed. When they pulled away, they were smiling. "I love you."
"I love you too," he replied.
"My turn," Dick said as he walked up to him. "But I'm not kissing you." The two hugged.
The two hugged long enough for M'gann to join the hug. He also felt the wall that was Conner join in. Soon, the original members of the team were in one group hug.
They eventually pulled away but had matching smiles.
"Is that everyone who wants a hug," Wally joked. No one responded so he sat down again between Artemis and Dick.
Wally reached over and squeezed Artemis' hand lightly as a frown formed on his face again. "Wait. Does that mean that you guys don't remember everything?"
"It's a possibility," Bruce admitted. "But the only way to know is for you to recount everything and see what we remember."
"There is no need for that. The deal I made with the Speed Force has been completed. Everyone remembers everything perfectly. We shall finish this event and then move on."
'Good,' Wally thought. 'I doubt I could go through that again.'
"They better find out who it was and they better make them pay," Barry said.
"They will," Wally said. "But in the meantime, they have some catching up to do."
"The person who did this will be powerful. Far beyond anything we're capable of," Diana said. "The entire Justice League, other teams and every hero will have to team up to even stand a chance at winning. We might even have to team up with villains."
"They'll figure out who it is, and they will win," Clark said.
"No way could Thawne do this," Barry said. "I hate his guts and he hates mine, but he isn't capable of something on this level."
"And he doesn't care about alternating the universe, anyway. He only wants to torture you," Wally replied.
"It's multiple people," Artemis commented. "Which means it's either multiple people who can do this or they all have to combine powers."
Dinah frowned at the revelation. "Either way, their job is going to hell for a while."
"And we'll find out who and stop them," Clark said.
"They have been altering the universe for the past ten years according to Wally," Bruce replied. "It will be near impossible. But we will."
"Besides, when have we ever cared about the odds," Hal asked, somewhat arrogantly.
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"And we'll find out who and stop them," Clark said.
"They have been altering the universe for the past ten years according to Wally," Bruce replied. "It will be near impossible. But we will."
"Besides, when have we ever cared about the odds," Hal asked, somewhat arrogantly.
They all stared curiously at the screen. Briefly wondering if they were going to glimpse whoever was controlling everything..
M'gann gasped. "What do they want with Mars?"
"I don't know," J'onn replied. "Hopefully we'll find out."
"My watch," Wally gasped. "Why is it broke?"
"Someone is repairing it," Bruce noted.
"Could it be a Martian," M'gann asked, though she didn't sound so sure herself.
Dick shook his head. "It's possible but what Martian would know how to fix a human watch?"
Wally glanced at his left wrist where he normally wore the watch. He wasn't wearing it when they were taken so he didn't have it now. But he did have a slight tan line where he normally wore it.
Diana frowned. "Adrian. So we now have a name to look into."
"We do. But they don't," Bruce pointed out.
"It doesn't matter," Zatara interrupted. "Everything got taken care of."
Chapter 22: Superman: American Alien Part 1
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Diana frowned. "Adrian. So we now have a name to look into."
"We do. But they don't," Bruce pointed out.
"It doesn't matter," Zatara interrupted. "Everything got taken care of."
"Hey, Wally, do you need a moment," Artemis asked.
"No," Wally said. "I'm fine."
Artemis clearly didn't believe him but dropped the subject.
"This next one is about Clark," Zatara announced. "Specificity when he accidentally impersonated Bruce Wayne."
"What," Clark asked. Sure he and Bruce have similar a build and looked similar, but he just couldn't see himself getting confused for Bruce.
"Fate wanted a more lighthearted one after what we just watched." Everyone-not-so-subtlety glanced at Wally. "So he chose this, although there is... something else at the end. I'm not sure how to describe it, so I'll just show it."
Everyone started worrying about the man. They knew Clark was with him, but they still couldn't stop it.
"Relax, he survives," Zatara told them. "He is with Clark, after all."
"Yeah, but this looks like before I became Superman," Clark replied.
"It is but you already have your powers," Zatara confirmed.
"Who's that," Clark asked. "I never told anyone about my powers before I left Smallville. The only people who knew besides me were Ma and Pa."
"That is Pete Ross, he's a friend you have in this universe, but he doesn't exist in ours," Zatara answered.
"Real subtle," Ollie joked. Then making his voice sound like Clark's: "I didn't know I could drown."
"I didn't," Clark said. Despite this, he did have a smile.
"Oh great, I'm already being mistaken for Bruce. And on his birthday," Clark groaned while a few people laughed.
"What's wrong with his birthday specifically," M'gann asked.
"You'll see," Diana said, with a slight giggle.
"You need to be careful," Bruce said. "This looks like before I came back from training around the world so I have no idea who all is there."
"I am, but this is also my younger years and before I became a hero," Ollie said.
"I'll be fine," Clark told them.
Clark pinched the bridge of his nose. "I better not."
Bruce smirked. "We all know you do."
Clark just sighed deeply.
"You know, most people don't scream who they are for no reason," Bruce said.
Clark blushed in embarrassment. "Everyone there is too drunk or high or both to think clearly."
"But you aren't," Diana pointed out. "They won't remember, but you have no excuse to do it."
Clark shook his head at the teasing.
"Everyone there is an idiot," Artemis said.
"Yeah, rich people usually are," Wally pointed out.
"Um, there are rich people in the room with us," Conner pointed out.
"No, no. He's right," Ollie said while Bruce grunted in agreement.
"So does Lois know about her," Ollie joked.
"Well this never happened in our Universe, so no," Clark answered.
"Are you sure I shouldn't tell Lois," Ollie jokingly asked.
"Ollie, stop," Dinah warned him.
"Fine, I'll stop."
Clark blushed profusely. This wasn't something he wanted everyone to see. And it honestly made him slightly uncomfortable.
'So this is what Wally and Artemis felt like earlier,' Clark thought.
No one said anything. They all wanted to get past this scene as fast as possible.
'Now I really know how Wally and Artemis felt.
"Is he drunk," Conner asked.
"No. He's just being an idiot," Hal answered with a slight smirk. "He's like our resident Speedsters. He can't get drunk because of his fast metabolism."
"Okay, he might be drunk," Hal admitted. "Which is impressive. How much alcohol do you even have at your parties, Bruce?"
"Not enough to get Clark drunk," Bruce answered. "He's probably been drugged."
Several people froze. They all recognized that voice.
"Slade," Dick growled out.
"He was probably hired to kill Bruce Wayne but because Clark is impersonating me..." Bruce trailed off.
"He thinks I'm Bruce Wayne, just like everyone else," Clark finished.
Dick suddenly smiled. "He has no idea what's coming."
Chapter 23: Superman: American Alien Part 2
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Several people froze. They all recognized that voice.
"Slade," Dick growled out.
"He was probably hired to kill Bruce Wayne but because Clark is impersonating me..." Bruce trailed off.
"He thinks I'm Bruce Wayne, just like everyone else," Clark finished.
Dick suddenly smiled. "He has no idea what's coming."
"Could Clark take Deathstroke," Dick asked. "This is before he became Superman. And he's already drugged."
"What is Deathstroke going to do? He doesn't have Kryptonite," Clark said. "He's in for a really bad time."
"He's lucky the sword didn't break," Artemis said. Too many times she had lost an arrow or some other piece of equipment because she shot someone too durable.
"Yeah, but he still has to replace that sword either way," Wally smirked. "And anything that inconveniences him is okay in my book."
That got several cheers.
"Serves him right," Hal said with a smirk.
"I love when villains encounter someone they have no chance of handling. It is a great way of humiliating them," Barry agreed.
"And just entertaining," Ollie added.
"What a way to end the day," Hal said. "You humiliate Deathstroke and you get to sleep with the hot girl that clearly likes you."
Clark just shook his head. He couldn't picture himself with anyone but Lois. She was the only woman for him.
"She's not going to. She's too... free spirited," Hal told him.
"I know," Clark said. "Plus if she did stay with me, I might not end up with Lois and we know I do."
"And so ends the journey between Clark and Minerva," Ollie said, making his voice sound like a narrator's.
"And now Clark is on Bruce's radar," Diana said.
Bruce shrugged. "Nothing will probably come of it. Too many people pretend to be me at my parties for me to care."
"That is a sentence you say way too casually," Wally accused.
"Who was that," M'Gann asked, confused and slightly creeped out.
"Mxyzptlk," Clark answered. "He's one of my problems. A Fifth-Dimension god. He's obsessed with me."
"What was he talking about," M'gann asked. "He was talking to us but acting like we were fake. Or like we were real or..."
"It's best not to think about him too much," Clark advised.
"And why is that," A new voice asked.
They all watched as the figure that they had just seen on screen materialized right in front of them.
"Why are you here," Zatara asked. "Nabu will-"
"Please, Nabu is nothing compared to me."
"What do you want," Clark asked.
"Isn't it obvious? Nabu is toying with reality. It was bound to attract my attention sooner or later."
"Are you here to stop me?"
"Nabu, you're toying with reality," he replied in a singsong voice.
"That wasn't an answer."
"No. I find it far more interesting to let this play out."
"Then leave"
"I don't want to, but fine. I'll even help prevent others from finding out. But Nabu, you owe me one."
He was gone.
"What was that about," Conner asked.
"More and more beings are starting to realize what I'm doing. I must go for now. I leave you all to my Avatar. He knows what to do."
"I miss Kent Nelson," Wally muttered under his breath.
Artemis heard and glanced at him. "He's one of the few magic users that actually made sense."
"I suppose I should start the next event," Zatara announced. He was clearly worried by Nabu's sudden departure. "Next you will be reacting to a version of Batman. In a universe, created by Darkseid."
Chapter 24: Absolute Batman #1 Part 1
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Artemis heard and glanced at him. "He's one of the few magic users that actually made sense."
"I suppose I should start the next event," Zatara announced. He was clearly worried by Nabu's sudden departure. "Next you will be reacting to a version of Batman. In a universe, created by Darkseid."
"Who?"
"Perhaps the most evil being in the multiverse," Zatara said darkly. "In this universe, things are... different."
Bruce froze. Was that... his dad? It had to be. He hadn't heard his voice in years. But he knew it was him. It had to be.
Clark looked over at him. He had heard Bruce's elevated heart. "Are you-"
"I'm fine, Clark."
Bruce frowned at seeing Gotham. He knew the city better than anyone else and this looked nothing like Gotham. Not just geographically, but it somehow looked worse.
"In this universe, Wayne Enterprise doesn't exist, without your help..."
He didn't need to explain further. Without his money helping Gotham, it makes sense that Gotham would be in even worse condition than before.
"That's Alfred," Diana asked. "He looks... young."
"Yeah, it's weird," Ollie replied. "It's like having a mean Superman or a Batman who doesn't brood."
Bruce was too deep in thought to reply. He thought about what Alfred mentioned. Sometimes I wonder if he'd invite me back if he knew the things I did in that conflict. Bruce knew full well about Alfred's past in the SAS and even his brief stint as a MI6 Agent before he became a butler. He wondered what exactly Alfred had done.
"Alfred has a daughter," Dick asked.
"Seems that way," Wally replied. "I'm more focused on his love for the Second Amendment."
Barbra waved his comment aside. "Our Alfred has more."
"Bruce allows that," Artemis asked.
"No. But according to Alfred, he'll never find them all."
"Did he really say that to Batman, you know, the World's Greatest Detective," Hal asked.
"Yes," Bruce growled out. And he was right. But he wasn't going to admit it.
"So Bruce has just started out. Or at least he hasn't built up his reputation enough for the government to take notice," Dinah noted.
"And with him and Alfred going after the same person, they will definitely run into each other and probably fight," M'gann added.
"So basically this will go as well as every single one of our stealth missions," Conner replied.
"Welcome to Gotham," Artemis said.
"It's like Chicago meets Detroit but worse," Dick joked.
"With a side of New York City," Barbra added.
"Nice form," Ollie complimented.
"I'd recommend he try managing his anger better, though," Dinah added.
"THAT'S BRUCE!? WHAT IS HE EATING," Dick yelled out.
"The souls of his victims," Wally replied.
"He's bigger than me," Clark commented.
"He's bigger than everyone," Hal responded.
Everyone's eyes widened at the gunshot. None of them were scared or even startled by the sound, they had all heard it countless times, more often than not, aimed at them.
What really scared them was all the kids there. All the civilians there and not a single person to help them.
Again, Bruce's heart began to beat at an unhealthy speed. So this was how it happened in this universe. This was how his dad died.
Dick reached over and grabbed his hand.
While Bruce didn't say anything, he was grateful for his son's support.
"Is that Killer Croc," Red Tornado asked.
"Seems that way," Barbra answered.
"And they're friends," Clark added. Clark couldn't help but think about him and Conner. Conner had made it clear that he had wanted to have some kind of relationship with him. Even if he was just a mentor. And Clark refused to even acknowledge him.
Even when the other League members tried getting him to, including Bruce himself. And yet a version of Bruce was friends with Killer Croc of all people, even if this is before he becomes evil. If Bruce could do that, he could try to mentor Conner.
He was, after all, Superman. He was seen by many to be the best hero and a good man. And yet he failed Conner.
'So all of us lived and grew up together.' Bruce thought. 'Or a fair few of us.'
"So if those are all your villains, or at least the majority of them, then who are you going to fight," M'gann asked.
"Probably corrupt officials, other villains, everyday thugs and criminals," Conner answered her.
"Or he could go after Black Mask," Barbra said.
"It makes sense. Wasn't Black Mask the first villain you fought," J'onn asked.
"He was one of them. But the other two, Falcone and Marconi, were also among them. I went after mobs first. I wanted to take them out, stop the majority of crime. But then the villains came."
"I'll never understand why villains try to confront each other in that person's base," Artemis frowned.
They all hated it, but she was right. Those two were dead men the moment they stepped on that yacht.
Some people winced or looked away at the brutal murders. Most didn't. They had become used to seeing brutal scenes like this nearly daily. It was a sad, often overlooked part of the job. You grow numb to these types of things.
"If my dad is mayor, does that mean the police force is still corrupt? Or was he a cop and retired to be a mayor?"
"The way this universe is looking, he's probably just a mayor who was never a cop," Dick answered.
"Which will make Bruce's job harder, since he can't get help from the police. But he may still get it from Gordon," Diana added.
"I just hope he's willing to work with Bruce," Barbra replied. "It took him nearly a year to trust Bruce in our universe."
"So my dad was a cop," Barbra said. "But the people don't trust him anymore," she frowned.
"They'll come around," Dick assured her. He grabbed her hand. "I know they will."
"Alfred isn't able to help them," Wally noted. "Which means civilians could get killed."
"But he would kill the Party Animals," Barry told him.
"No," Barbra said weakly. An attack like this would ruin everything her dad was fighting for.
"It'll work out in the end," Zatanna assured her. "Remember, Batman is coming for them."
"DAD!"
"Relax, he survives," Zatara assured her.
Barbra wasn't reassured.
"His cape has hooks," Bruce noted. 'Could be a useful idea. Although his cape was definitely bigger to accommodate his bigger size.'
"It seems that you is obsessed with bats even more than you are," Dina joked.
"And what's with you and hanging from things like that," Clark asked. "I get the fear factor but there has to be other ways."
"Do you feel anything?" Clark's previous joking manner was replaced by concern for his friend.
"No. It feels exactly the same as when I get shot," Bruce answered.
"I hate how casual we all can say they," Dick commented.
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"Do you feel anything?" Clark's previous joking manner was replaced by concern for his friend.
"No. It feels exactly the same as when I get shot," Bruce answered.
"I hate how casual we all can say they," Dick commented.
"At what point do you not try to fight the bulletproof wall of a man? I seriously want to know what they are thinking," Wally commented.
"It's their first instinct. They are terrified and their fight or flight response kicked in," Dinah explained.
"They chose the wrong one," Wally responded.
Bruce balled his fists. He was a lot more brutal in this universe. To an unnecessary degree.
"Does he kill in this universe," Dick asked. He hated the thought of it. A Batman who kills just didn't seem like Batman.
"No. While he is more... aggressive and brutal, he still doesn't kill," Zatara answered.
"He will if he isn't more careful,"Bruce growled.
"Those people are crazy," M'gann "How can they see this and not run away?"
"Gotham just makes people like that," Artemis answered her.
Bruise, above all else, hated that he was using knives and blades in general. Sure, he could use them without killing someone, but there was always the risk. And, yes, Artemis, Oliver, and even Roy used arrows but it was usually trick arrows that weren't fatal and the times they did use regular arrows, it was rarely aimed at people.
Bruce was starting to hate this version of himself more and more. He knew he wouldn't kill them, but he was still taking a chance. And using an ax was way too dangerous.
"Crap like this is why I hate Gotham. You guys will see something like that and still try to take him on," Wally said. "No offence."
"We're with you," Barbra, Dick and Artemis replied.
Bruce was starting to bend the arms of his chair in anger. This Batman had gone too far. He was now risking permanent dismembering. Sure it was to strike fear into the others but there were other ways.
"This Bruce is far more brutal than ours," Red Tornado analysed.
"Agreed. He is going to end up killing someone if he isn't careful," Clark replied.
"Is he crazy," Dick blurted out. "An explosion like that is almost definitely going to kill someone."
"I don't like this Batman," M'gann agreed. "He seems too far gone. And he's only starting."
Bruce really hated seeing himself hitting Alfred. Even if they were both from another universe, he just couldn't imagine himself hitting someone he saw as a father.
Dick, was also mad. No one hit his grandfather.
"So he found out Bruce's identity within a few days, huh," Dinah noted. "That's impressive."
"Yeah, it took months before Dick told us his identity. Which I'm still mad at you for." She aimed the last part at Dick. She was still mad at him for all the pranks he had pulled on her as Dick Grayson when they went to school together.
Dick shrugged. "I would've told you guys sooner but Bruce forbade it."
Bruce froze again. So even in this universe, he had caused his father's death.
Everyone looked at him. Some looked sympathetic, others, sadly, some of them just had a blank face.
Batman glared at each of them and turned back to the screen.
Once again, everyone glanced at Bruce but no one said anything.
Bruce had a perfect poker face. Except to those that really knew him. They could see how his bottom lip trembled slightly. They could see how his eyes were slightly wetter than usual. They saw how he was barely holding it together.
Bruce didn't like that he fell off and became a criminal, but he was glad he found his way back.
Clark smiled slightly, he learned long ago that if it were possible, Bruce would do it. And apparently, that was true across the multiverse.
Diana was proud of Bruce. She wouldn't say it; now wasn't the time; but she was. Him and Clark were one of the men she truly trusted. And it seemed that he was a good man, across the multiverse.
Dick actually smiled. It was a small smile, but it was there. For years, he heard Bruce's one sacred rule. "Don't kill. Ever." Bruce had several reasons, one was that it wasn't their job. Another was that that wouldn't be able to stop. But Dick's personal favorite was that they could be redeemed.
He wasn't an idiot, he knew some like the Joker, Hugo Strange, Ra's and others weren't ever going to turn away from crime, but the small time thugs could. Not all, but many did. And so did this Bruce.
Regardless of how well they knew Bruce, they all knew one thing, he was a hero. In every universe.
"He's going to target Bruce Wayne instead of Batman," Barbra realized.
"I'm starting to hate this Alfred more and more," M'Gann said.
"Mom," Bruce whispered. It was so quiet that only those with super hearing heard him And even they only barely heard it.
"So his daughter hates him," Artemis realized. Artemis could definitely sympathize with that. She also wanted to know Julia's side of the story. So far she was biased towards her side. After all, daughter of an assassin, who probably had a terrible childhood? Check. Hates her dad? Check. Never want to see him again? Check.
Yeah, Artemis was definitely biased towards the daughter.
Conner rolled his eyes. "Yeah, this'll go well."
"I never understood why villains go after our civilian side. We still have our training and powers," M'Gann agreed.
"It always confused me, too," Kaldur admitted.
"If he killed him," Bruce growled out.
"He didn't," Zatara assured. "Like I said, even in this universe, Batman doesn't kill."
"You stole his favorite gun and ruined it, you also stole his bike, and then you admit to knowing he was there from the beginning. Badass," Wally commented.
"That is pretty epic," Barry agreed. "But don't cuss."
Wally just stared at him blankly.
"Glad to see you're coming around," Dick joked. "Please rate us five stars on Yelp."
"And of course, please tell us which of the times you got robbed was your favorite," Barbra added.
'The Joker is training under my old teacher's,' Bruce thought. 'That's not good. I need to know who all he's trained under.'
"A Joker who doesn't laugh, that's..." Dick trailed off.
"It's weird. But this is an alternate universe," Wally finished.
Chapter 26: Superman vs the Elite: End Fight and Monologue
Notes:
I don't own this. This belongs to their respective owners. I make no money off of this.
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'The Joker is training under my old teacher's,' Bruce thought. 'That's not good. I need to know who all he's trained under.'
"A Joker who doesn't laugh, that's..." Dick trailed off.
"It's weird. But this is an alternate universe," Wally finished.
Bruce didn't know how to feel. His mom was still alive, even if his dad was dead. He was... something. He didn't know what. Confused, maybe? He wouldn't show it, though. Dick looked like he was going to ask, but Clark spoke first.
"Conner, can we talk?"
The atmosphere became even more uncomfortable. Everyone knew of Clark's reluctance to even acknowledge Conner's existence.
"Why?"
"I just- Please."
Conner looked reluctant and was probably going to say no, not that Clark would have blamed him, but M'gann placed her hand on his forearm.
'Just give him a chance, please.' She had spoken telepathically to him.
He still didn't want to, but he agreed. "Fine."
The two of them walked over to the door to the separate room. Clark grabbed the door and held it open for Conner.
"Thanks."
They both entered the room and Clark closed the door behind him.
"What do you want?"
"I'm sorry," Clark blurted out. He wanted Conner to know that. He truly felt bad for how he had treated him. "I know that doesn't make up for ignoring you like I did."
Clark waited for Conner to say something. When he didn't, Clark continued.
"My whole life, I've been scared, terrified even, of hurting people, of not holding back enough. And when I saw you, a clone of me created by Cadmus and Lex Luther, that scared me even more."
"You didn't even give me a chance."
"No, I didn't. And you deserved better, you still do."
"Get to the point, what do you want?"
"If you want, I'll train you. I'll teach you not just about your powers but also about your heritage, or, at least what I know. I can even take you to the Fortress of Solitude if you want."
"I'll think about it."
"Thank you."
Clark knew that there was a possibility that Conner would say no. That he would reject his apology and refuse to even acknowledge him, just as he had done to Conner. He would deserve it. But he also knew that meant he had a chance. And Clark always was an optimist.
The two of them returned to the main room, where everyone was staring, clearly wanting to know what they talked about, but neither said anything.
"Next, we shall be watching Superman take on The Elite."
"Who are the Elite," Clark asked
"A group of anti-heroes, known for their extreme views and brutal ways."
Clark groaned. He didn't hate anti-heroes but he definitely didn't like them.
Two men appeared on screen. One had on a trench coat and a Union Jack shirt with pink hair and piercings. The other was much larger and had on a grey prison uniform and broken chains hanging from his wrists.
"So these two are the ones I'll be fighting," Clark commented.
"It won't be much of a fight, but yes," Zatara agreed.
Jones: What the hell are you doing? Pam is still up there! We can't just-
Manchester: He won't do anything here. Not with the sheep around us.
Clark narrowed his eyes. He hated when villains put civilians in the way.
"That's a terrible idea," Hal said.
"They messed up by putting civilians in harm," J'onn agreed.
The two get back to back and look around still cautious and afraid.
Lois is shown running towards a massive object in the sky.
Clark's face softened. He knew Lois could protect herself and that she had been in much worse situations before, but that would never stop him from worrying. Just as she did the same for him.
Manchester: Get ready to port again. The second he shows his ass, I'm gonna flatten this whole city.
Hal rolled his eyes. "Why are bad guys always like this? I'm gonna destroy the city. I'm going to kill the hero."
"You'd think they'd learn, but they never do," Barry agreed.
"Like you can complain, all your Rogues do is rob banks. They don't even kill," Hal said arrogantly.
"Do not confuse the Rogues' morals with them not being a threat," Barry said darkly. "They have killed in the past in extremely rare circumstances, but they have..."
"And they aren't our only villains," Wally butted in. "Ignoring the guys we fight with the Justice League or the Young Justice team, we also have Gorilla Grodd. And don't even get me started on the other Speedsters."
Hal shuddered. Yeah, they had a point, especially about speedsters, but he wasn't going to tell them that.
Jones: Chester, wait! Urgh!
Suddenly, Jones disappeared as a gust of wind passed by.
Those that could react fast enough, saw the truth.
"Jeez, he's just gone," M'Gann commented.
Superboy frowned. "No he's not. Something took him."
Zatanna shook her head. "Nothing took him..."
"I saw it too," Diana admitted.
"Everyone who saw it, raise your hand," Bruce commanded.
The speedsters, Kryptonians, Diana, and a few others raised their hands.
"Everyone who can react fast enough to see things normal humans can't," Bruce noted. "So something did come take him but it was too fast for us to see."
Manchester: Holy shi-
He was cut off by a sudden debris that sent debrief flying at him and the civilians. However he was able to put up a force field to protect himself. The civilians weren't so lucky. Debris flew everywhere and hit them.
"No," Artemis said. "He's killing the civilians!
"Relax, no one was harmed or killed by any of this," Zatara promised.
Manchester: Where did he go? Where did he freaking go?
Superman: Orbit. He went into orbit at mach 7.
Clark clenched his jaw. He didn't have a no kill rule like Bruce, but he still hated it. Killing was a last resort only. Always.
"You didn't kill him. In fact, no one dies in this event," Zatara assured him.
A streak of red flew straight down and slammed into the ground causing the city to shake and sent even more dust everywhere.
There were several gasps at Superman's landing.
"What did this guy do to make Superman mad," Zatanna asked. She wasn't going to pretend she wasn't terrified by this. He was always calm and hopeful. A man who would rather talk than fight. Looking around, it seemed everyone was the exact same way.
We see Superman land and stand up. His suit is ripped heavily and he's even bleeding.
Clark winced as he felt where the cuts should be. It was a minor pain at best though.
"Are you alright," Diana asked.
"I would be a terrible hero if I can't take a few cuts."
"You're also not used to being cut," Bruce pointed out.
"No, but I am fine. I promise."
Superman: If you had super hearing... any second, you'd hear the pop. He opened his eyes to reveal that his left one was bloodshot.
Barbra jumped. "Jesus Christ." No one blamed her. They were all terrified.
Everyone stood still. Frozen by fear. Except for one woman. Lois Lane continued running, trying to reach Superman. Shoving past a few people.
Lois: Oh, no.
"She needs to get out of there," Clark said. He knew no version of Superman would ever kill Lois, but he was still worried.
"Everyone here knows, she's not going anywhere. Especially when you need to be reeled in. Or at least, she thinks you need to be."
Manchester: You crazy son of a bitch! YOU KILLED MY TEAM!.
He yelled the last part out, sending a sonic blast towards the Man of Steel.
Superman: Your team of killers? He dodged the blast, getting closer.
"I would say run, but that would be useless," Dick said.
"No outcome seems ideal. However I would advise his surrender," Red Tornado added.
Ollie shook his head. "Not from his point of view. To him, Superman killed his team and is actively trying to kill him. He's not just fighting for revenge but he's also fighting for his life."
Manchester sent another blast, then another. Each time, Superman dodged and got closer until he was right up on Manchester.
Superman: Now guess what. They won't be killing anyone else.
Everyone felt shivers go down their spines. Even if he was faking it, the sadism in Superman's voice was wrong.
He brought back his first to punch Manchester but Manchester put up a force field.
Superman: SEE! I'VE FINALLY BOUGHT WHAT YOU'VE BEEN SELLING!
He was constantly punching the force field, causing it to crack and eventually shatter.
Clark stared at the screen. He always knew that he was one of the most dangerous men alive. That's why he held back. Even now, he could tell that his variant was as well, just not as much. He couldn't help but mutter "World of Cardboard to himself."
"What," Conner muttered. It was just as quiet, so that only Clark could hear.
"Nothing. I'll explain later."
Manchester was sent back several meters.
Manchester used his powers to pick up debris and slam it into Superman, encasing him in it.
"Did you feel anything," Dick asked. He was asking more to be nice than actual concern. He knew that wouldn't even hinder Superman, much less hurt her.
"Not a thing,"
Superman easily broke free causing more debris to fly into buildings and civilians.
Manchester took several steps back, clearly terrified.
Lois had a determined look on her face before being crushed by a car.
"NO!" Clark knew it was both an alternate universe and fake, that she was okay, but he still hated seeing the woman he loved appear to get killed.
Manchester: YOU BLOODY PSYCHOPATH! He sent even more debris towards Superman, who tanked the blow.
Superman: How does it feel, Black? He took a step forward.
Superman: How does it feel to be deconstructed? TO BE THE VICTIM? TO WATCH YOUR DREAM DIE?
"Again, nothing," Clark commented.
"You're a good actor," Barry commented. "And a scary one."
Manchester: LET ME SHOW YA, YOU SELF RIGHTEOUS HYPOCRITE!
He sent a blast the size of a building at Superman. This time, it sent Superman back several meters.
"Nothing," Superman commented before anyone asked.
"We know. It'll take a lot more than that to take you down," Wally said.
Superman struggles back to his feet and activates his heat vision.
Manchester: Heat vision? You can barely stand, let alone fry my face.
"You know, I'm kinda impressed by how much he overestimates himself if he honestly thinks he can hurt Superman," Wally said.
"Which says a lot coming from you," Artemis teased.
"Hey!"
Superman: I'm not aiming for your face.
Sure enough, he scans Manchester's brain and found what he was looking for.
Manchester screams in pain, grabbing his head as he falls to his knees.
"You can do that," Arthur asked.
"I've never thought about it, but apparently, yeah."
Manchester: You're not dying! I'm thinking it, but why can't I feel my powers?
Superman: I scanned your brain for abnormalities. And when I found one... He tapped his temple. I cut it out.
Manchester: What?
Superman: Heat vision. Focused through your pupils like a scalpel. Instant lobotomy.
Manchester lunged forward but Superman hit him with a backhand.
He continued hitting Manchester several times before Manchester fell to his knees.
Everyone winced at seeing how casually Superman was beating Manchester. Playing with him.
Manchester: This isn't you. You don't do this. He was crying now.
Superman: I do now.
A civilian ran forward. No! It doesn't have to be that way, Superman. You taught us that.
"I like him," Clark commented.
"He saw something that he thought was wrong and spoke up," Kaldur admired.
"Something we can all admire," Dick agreed. "Because we all do the same. It's a part of the job."
"But he's a civilian," Wally. "It's the right thing no matter what. But we all know we'd do the same. He's stepping to the most powerful hero ever and declaring he's wrong."
Manchester: No. He taught you that he's no better than the rest of us. You all saw. Everyone on Earth saw what you did to us. And they know you're no better. There's nothing special about you.
The civilians look terrified.
Clark looked sad. He had seen civilians scared countless times. But it was never directed at him. It was always the idiot who thought they could beat him and destroy his city. He hated it.
Both Bruce and Diana gave him a reassuring look.
Superman: Yes, they did see. They saw the ugliness of violence as a solution and it frightened them. It frightened me too when I decided to cross that line and do what you do.
Superman: It's so easy. Anger, vengeance. He went to punch Manchester but stop right before hitting him causing Manchester to whimper pathetically.
"But that's not us. It's not our job," Diana said.
"And I bet he's glad this was all a show, otherwise, we'd have a very different outcome," Dinah agreed.
Superman Luckily, I'm not you. And I never will be. He let Manchester fall to the ground and crawl away.
He got back to his feet. Manchester: You killed my team! Look at this place!
Superman: Chester. I thought you were supposed to be the sharp one. Boys. Suddenly several robots flew down, each was holding at least one person. The civilians who were supposedly crushed were revealed to have also been protected by the robots. Even Lois.
Clark felt himself breathing easier at seeing Lois safe. He knew she was, but seeing her unharmed was different. More comforting.
Lois: Hell of a performance.
Superman: To be fair, I had some help. Your sister, to start. Her files were very thorough. Especially regarding the idiosyncrasies of your brain.
Superman: But I knew they wouldn't be enough. You're right about me.I would never put civilians in harm's way.
"Which should always be your top priority," Batman told the younger heroes. "You can defend yourself, they can't."
Dick rolled his eyes. "We know."
It showed the robots saving Manchester's team and the civilians.
Superman: I Won't kill. But you would. So I made sure I had backup As for your people... they're fine. Nursing headaches I don't even wanna think about. But very much alive as they're stripped of their powers... and prepped for transport to a supermax prison.
"You always were a softie," Hal teased.
"Proudly," Clark replied.
Superman: That's why I had to let you knock me around for so long.
Superman: I didn't have a nifty teleporter. He looked up at a giant spaceship in the sky.
The original team shivered. That ship reminded them of the ship from the simulation. They each shared a look. A rare look of vulnerability and fear on each of them.
Their mentors looked ashamed but didn't say anything.
Manchester: Bunny, you rotten clot, get me out of...
Superman: But I do now. The bots were working on the spaceship. You'd be surprised how fast Bunny agreed to help me ...when one of the super-bots promised to return her to her home dimension.
"Bunny is their living ship," Zatara answered before anyone asked.
No one responded.
Manchester: You...? You think that's it? It's not over, you poncy twit. If you think I'll just go to jail and rot, you're living in a dream world!
Superman: Good. Dreams save us. Dreams lift us up and transform us into something better. And on my soul, I swear that until my dream... of a world where dignity, honor and justice are the reality we all share... I'll never stop fighting. Ever.
The previous atmosphere melted away at Superman's words.
"That may be the most Superman thing I've ever heard," Barry said with a smile.
"And it's absolutely right," Diana agreed.
Clark just smiled. He didn't think he'd end up liking this version of himself. Turns out, he did.
The crowds start cheering as the robots take Manchester away.
Superman flew over to Lois. The two stared at each other before Jimmy ruined the moment by taking pictures of them.
"He just had to ruin the moment," Ollie rolled his eyes.
"Don't act like you haven't had your fair share of times you ruined a moment," Dinah told him.
"Like those times you would call me when Wally and I were on a date right as we were about to kiss," Artemis accused.
Ollie wisely chose not to respond.
Lois: Olsen, get the crowd reactions. Perry loves crowds. Jimmy ran off.
Lois: You ever scare me like that again, I'll kill you.
Clark: If I ever scare me like that again, it's a deal.
"How did I get lucky enough for Lois to fall for me," Clark asked, somewhat dreamily.
"By being a good person," Bruce told him.
Lois: Can we go so I can kiss you now?
The two flew off while sharing a kiss.
"Looks like they got their moment after all," Diana said.
"Yeah, we did," Clark said. He had a massive smile. One that was even bigger than before.
Chapter 27: Nightwing vs Daredevil (DC VS Marvel) DEATH BATTLE
Notes:
I don't own this. This belongs to their respective owners. I make no money off of this.
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"Looks like they got their moment after all," Diana said.
"Yeah, we did," Clark said. He had a massive smile. One that was even bigger than before.
"Do you all remember the fight between Wally and Sonic," Zatara asked.
"Yeah," Wally responded.
"Well this is another simulation from them. This time about Nightwing vs Daredevil."
"Great, another person for me to potentially kill," Dick commented quietly.
"Who is this Daredevil," Diana asked.
"He is a hero from another multiverse," Zatara said. "I don't really know much since I'm just the messenger. What I can say is that he is a blind man who uses his other senses to save people."
Wiz: In a world where superhumans can fly through the sky or lift buildings over their head, it takes a lot more than a pair of tights for a mere mortal to stand out from the crowd.
Boomstick: But these guys have it covered.
Wiz: Nightwing, the original protégé of Batman.
"Damn right," Dick joked.
"And extraordinarily humble," Barbra rolled her eyes.
Boomstick: And Daredevil, Marvel's Man Without Fear.
"He stole my title," Hal exclaimed childishly.
"What," Clark asked.
"I'm the man without fear, it's my whole thing," Hal protested. He walked over to Dick and grabbed him tightly by the shoulder. "Kick. His. Ass."
"Sit down, Hal," Bruce growled.
Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win... a Death Battle.
Wiz: In modern times, the... questionable whimsies of the circus are all but dead.
Dick winced. He hated it, but it was true. The circus was dead.
Boomstick: And good riddance, because the world doesn't need any more clowns.
Wiz: Yet, in its heyday, few performances could top the trapeze mastery of the Flying Graysons.
Dick smiled sadly at seeing his parents and his circus.
"Do you need a moment," Barbra asked.
"No. I'm good."
Boomstick: Well, until a mobster cut their cord on life short.
Gasps from an off-screen audience are heard, followed by the sounds of ambulance sirens.
Boomstick: Literally.
"Are you sure?"
"I'm fine," Dick snapped. "Sorry."
"It's fine. I know you didn't mean it."
Dick could tell she genuinely wasn't mad at him, but that didn't make him feel better.
Wiz: But they had a son; young, yet just as talented as them. Orphaned and alone, all seemed hopeless for Dick Grayson.
Boomstick: Until he scored the coolest foster dad in the friggin' universe: The goddamn Batman.
'Yeah, he was a great dad.'
Wiz: And under the Caped Crusader, Dick wasn't just a son; he was a sidekick, a superhero. He was...Robin. Until he wasn't.
Robin punches Batman in the jaw, causing the Dark Knight to fall to the ground.
Smokey: You got knocked the f*** out, man!
That got a few laughs and even helped ease the tension.
Boomstick: Robin spent many, many years kicking bad guys around the back alleys of Gotham City with his new dad. Who could forget the time he crushed Blockbuster under a truck, or when he whipped out that shark repellent? Never leave home without it, kids.
"What? Why do you even need that," Arthur asked.
"Because I clearly needed it," Bruce responded.
Wiz: But then Batman suddenly realized, "You know what? Bringing kids into battle is actually a bad idea!", so he fired him. And then promptly forgot this little revelation.
Popup: As Robin, Dick received similar training that Bruce did to become Batman. This includes studying every martial art known to man.
Boomstick: Holy time to update the resumé, Batman! Probably for the best, though. I mean, come on, the kid didn't even have a proper pair of pants! What's your problem, Bruce?
Wally, Barbra and several others burst out laughing at seeing Robin's original suit.
"That was your original suit? I'm with that guy, why don't you have any pants," Artemis asked.
Dick for his part, blushed from embarrassment and refused to look anywhere but straight ahead at the screen.
We see scenes from the 2018 Titans show trailer.
Nightwing: Fuck Batman.
Boomstick: Whoa-ho! The mouth on this one.
Wiz: Actually, it WAS for the best, though not in the way Batman hoped. Inspired by a story of an ancient Kryptonian superhero, Dick took to the streets by himself with a brand new uniform and a brand new name. From then on, he would be known as... Nightwing.
Clark, for his part, still felt honored that Dick chose the name of a Kryptonian hero, that Clark wasn't even sure actually existed for his name. All because he told him that story when Robin was first starting out. Well, that and to spite Bruce.
Nightwing dodges a motorcycle thrown at him before attacking Blockbuster multiple times.
"Impressive," Dinah complimented. 'This version of him might be able to even beat me. Good.'
"Thank you," Dick said.
Boomstick: Gotta hand it to Bats; he sure knows how to mold a kid into a criminal-crushing machine. With expertise in Taekwondo, ninjutsu, aikido, and a bunch of other styles, Nightwing is one of the finest martial artists in comic book history.
Wiz: No doubt helped by his world-class acrobatic skills.
Wiz: He is one of only three people on Earth who are capable of performing a quadruple flip.
Dick stood up, walked to the center of the room and in front of everyone, did said quadruple flip.
Several people clapped as he walked back to his feet.
"Show off," Wally said. He was doing a slow, dramatic clap.
Boomstick: And between the fancy schooling he got at Hudson U and being a founding member of the Teen Titans, he's got brains and brawn, plus a whole lot of weapons.
Wiz: Nightwing's suit is lightweight, bulletproof, and makes virtually no sound when moving. The blue colors even turn black while in the dark. His mask features a holographic UI, complete with night vision and a spectral analyzer.
Popup: The mask can also deflect electromagnetic waves back to sender. He once reflected microwaves to give their originator a migraine.
"Mine does the same thing," Ollie said.
"I think all of our masks do," Barry added. "Except for those of us who don't wear a cowl or some mask."
Boomstick: He's rocking utility belts on his wrists and ankles full of lock picks, smoke pellets, and staples that are so strong, they can support the weight of a freaking helicopter!
Wiz: He also carries a rebreather, grapple gun, and wing dings.
Boomstick: That weird alien font with all the shapes? Oh, I'll figure out your secret one day, Wing Dings...
"He certainly is a... unique individual," M'gann commented.
"I think it's for the best that we ignore him as much as possible," Conner agreed.
Wiz: No no no, more like the Batarangs, or thrown shurikens. The standard Wing Dings are extremely sharp, but he also carries dulled, ultrasonic, and explosive variants.
Boomstick: But let's get to the good stuff, like his two screaming sticks...
Wiz: Escrima sticks.
Boomstick: ...that are great for beating the shit out of people, and they'll be pretty "shocked" when they find out Nightwing has wired them with 50,000-volt tasers.
Several people groaned at the bad pun.
"I thought it was pretty good," Barry commented.
"It was a 6/10," Wally said. "It was too low of a hanging fruit. Still not as bad as your 'back in a Flash' joke."
"I thought you liked that joke."
"Nobody likes that joke. When I'm the Flash, I will never make that joke."
Barry was simultaneously saddened that people hated his joke and happy that Wally said when I become the Flash.
Wiz: Despite their falling out, Nightwing clearly remains inspired by the gadgets and skills of his batty mentor, and he's put them to good use.
Boomstick: He's strong enough to punch people through solid walls and smash through a sheet of ice from underwater, and hold back the 19,000 pounds per square inch bite force of an orca!
"What was the context of this," Kaldur asked. "Why was Dick fighting an Orca?"
"Yes, I would like to know too," Arthur said.
"I only know relevant information about each event and Nabu didn't see it relevant so he didn't tell me, sorry."
Wiz: And while breaking a car window doesn't sound impressive, Nightwing's done so while the car was underwater, and therefore, pressurized. To pull this off, he needed to impact the glass with over 24,000 pounds per square inch.
Boomstick: He's quick enough to dodge point-blank gunfire, skilled enough to leap through the city while blindfolded, and tough enough to survive falling off a building!
Popup: Nightwing is stealthy enough to successfully sneak around Batman, Superman, and Batman with Superman's powers!
"How do you even do that," M'gann asked.
Dick smirked. "Years of training."
"I still hate that," Wally muttered. "Freaking ninja."
Wiz: Generally, any unsafe landing over 21 feet is guaranteed to break bone.
Boomstick: And Nightwing dropped 140 feet onto his butt, and he was fine! And we've all fallen on our tailbone. That shit sucks.
Wiz: At one point, Nightwing spent 96 hours patrolling city streets looking for the criminal mastermind Two Face, and an additional five or more hours collecting evidence. A 2010 study on sleep deprivation noted that 72 hours without sleep leads to a number of horrendous side effects, including hallucinations.
"Just because you can do that, doesn't mean you should," Dinah said.
"If it solves-"
"Solving the case is important but not at the expense of your mental health. That goes for everyone, I don't care who you are, everyone needs a proper sleep."
Everyone was smart enough to not respond.
Boomstick: But, when it was time to leap between blimps hundreds of feet in the air and give Two-Face the beat down he deserved, you couldn't even tell Nightwing was in desperate need of a nap. And don't forget, he was trained by the number one detective in the world. He's good enough to solve a kidnapping with a single look at the scene of a crime.
Wiz: Even more impressive, he once performed a skydive at 930 miles per hour, which took all of 15 minutes. That puts his starting position around 25 miles high, and free-falling faster than the speed of sound. For reference, real-life Austrian athlete Felix Baumgartner performed a similar great leap from 24 miles up, hitting a maximum speed over 800 miles per hour. To pull this off, he needed a specialized suit to protect him from the extreme cold, unfiltered sunlight, and lack of oxygen. One mistake in movement could've put him into a rapid spin, rendering him unconscious and causing his blood to boil.
"You bats have too many self-destructive tendencies," Diana commented.
"I'm not like that," Barbra said. "I actually try to make them somewhat take care of themselves. Although Alfred is better at it."
Boomstick: And Nightwing just did it without any of that! Damn!
Wiz: He's certainly tough, but he's had his fair share of losses. His scarred body is proof of that.
They all winced at the scares. Most of them had their fair share of scars. It was an inevitability of being a superhero.
Boomstick: And eventually, him and Bats finally made up. He even took up the cowl himself when Batman was out for a while. Nightwing is one superhero who will always come out on top, along with his partners, Jim and Juan.
Wiz: What?
Boomstick: I mean, it's right here in the intern's notes. Who's Jim and Juan?
Wiz: Oh, that's uh... That's the names these ladies gave his butt cheeks.
"Umm, what?"
"No. we are not discussing this. We are moving on," Dick said.
Boomstick: Oh. Well, guess you can't argue with the ass on that Dick.
Starfire: Robin?
Nightwing: I haven't used that name in a long time. Call me... "Nightwing".
"Aw, is someone feeling a little edgy," Wally asked in a playful voice. One you'd use for a kid.
Dick walked over to Wally, leaned down, and whispered something in his ear.
"You said you'd never tell anyone about that!"
"That was because you knew about my suit, since everyone knows about it now, you can't hold that over me anymore."
Wiz: Before he became the Man Without Fear, Matthew Murdock was the son of a professional boxer named Battlin' Jack.
Hal growled out. "If he wins, I will come for him."
"Dude, you need to chill out," Ollie told him.
"How would you feel if some archer started taking up your gimmick and being the greatest archer of all time? Shut it, and Nightwing, kick his ass!"
Boomstick: Sounds like a badass. But Jack actually boxed because it was the only thing he was good at, and he needed money to get his kid through school so that little Matt would have a better life than he did. (sniffles) Aw, what a good dad. He's punching people for his kid.
"That's actually a respectable thing to do," Clark commented.
"Doing something he hates just to support his son. Respect," Ollie agreed.
Wiz: Matt still trained in secret with his father's exercise equipment, molding himself into a powerful fighter and an expert acrobat. This new athletic ability would come in handy when he witnessed a blind man walking right in front of a speeding truck.
Boomstick: Feeling especially heroic that day, Matt dove in to push the guy to safety, but the truck crashed, sending some weird acid stuff flying all over Matt's face.
"So he ran in front of a truck to save someone even as a kid," Wally said. "He was destined to become a hero."
"I really want to like him but we're about to have to fight to the death," Dick said.
"You can still like him. Just because he's your opponent in this simulation doesn't mean he is your enemy," Kaldur told him.
Wiz: From that day forward, Matt was permanently blind.
Matt: I-I can't see! I CAN'T SEE!
They all winced. The kid's cries hurt to listen to.
"I hate when civilians get hurt," Clark commented.
"We all do. It's rare. But it does happen," Barry replied.
Wiz: Still, Matt did not give up on the dream his father wanted. He earned his degree with flying colors and founded a law firm with his friend, Foggy Nelson. Things were actually looking up for him.
"Good for him," Wally said. "And now for the but."
"What do you mean," Artemis asked.
"His motivation. The reason he became a hero. Everyone has one."
Boomstick: Well, except for when his dad was killed by a mobster for ruining a rigged boxing match. Because you can't be a superhero unless you've lost your parents.
Wally winced. "And that's his."
Wiz: Matt was distraught. His world had come crashing down around him, and he couldn't even see it happen. But, he could hear it, smell it, feel it.
Boomstick: Yeah, 'cause turns out that radioactive goop didn't just blind Matt; it gave him superpowers! So, he dressed up like the devil himself and literally scared the mobster to death.
"Why the Devil," Barbra asked. "That's hardly a heroic figure."
"It is for the same reason as me. To scare criminals," Bruce answered.
Popup: In other continuities, it's implied that this "radioactive goop" is the mutagen that transforms four pet reptiles into the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!
Wiz: And so, Daredevil was born.
Daredevil attacks a group of criminals framed inside an abandoned industry.
"I didn't see a single flaw in his form," Dinah admitted.
"Neither did I," Bruce agreed.
"He's a great fighter. Dick will be pushed to his absolute limits, but I think he can still win." Diana then added: "though it won't be an easy task."
Wiz: Many blind people, particularly those born with it, experience a rewriting of the brain to heighten their other senses, somewhat making up for their lack of sight.
Boomstick: Something similar happened to Daredevil, except, like, a hundred times greater.
Wiz: His touch became so sensitive, he can tell when a person's close to him simply from the disturbance in the air. His ears can pick up the faintest of sounds, from the slightest movement of an enemy to the rising heartbeat of someone who's lying. His taste can detect each separate ingredient in any recipe, including poisons. And his nose can track you down like a bloodhound.
"So stealth is useless against him," Dick summarized. "Good thing stealth stealth isn't my greatest asset."
"You will win," Wally assured him.
Boomstick: Who needs eyes when you can sense everything around you down to the smallest detail? But, he couldn't use his blind powers as well as he does without the training under a super secret warrior named Stick. No relation.
Wiz: With Stick's help, Matt mastered several fighting styles, including ninjutsu, Krav Maga, and Kung Fu.
"Impressive. But not on Nightwing's level," Clark commented.
"That doesn't mean he should underestimate him," Zatanna said.
"I don't care what he does, as long as he beats him," Hal growled.
"Dude, chill out," Barry told him.
Boomstick: And get this: Stick has basically the same blind powers as Daredevil.
Stick sniffs.
Stick: Whoa. (chuckles) Silk sheets.
'So that's Stick,' Bruce thought.
"He was able to find out what material his sheets were made of just by sniffing," M'gann stated.
"This is far beyond just enhanced senses. Even I couldn't do that," Clark commented.
Wiz: Thanks to him, Matt learned how to hone his senses to know and maneuver through his surroundings even better than those with working eyes. He also learned how to tap into something called an Atom Induced Radar Sense.
Boomstick: Like that thing that bats do when they bounce sound around to see in the dark or whatever?
Wiz: Sort of. That's sonar, or echolocation, and he can use it, too. But, thanks to his radioactive origins, Daredevil can actually emit electromagnetic energy waves from his body, which bounce off objects in his vicinity, painting a picture of his surroundings in his head. This means he doesn't even need sound to find and take down an opponent.
"Yeah, his hearing isn't as good as mine but everything else is far better. And I definitely don't have that," Clark commented.
Popup: In some ways, the radar sense is similar to Spider-Man's Spider Sense
Boomstick: So, he's got a ton of ways to make up for his eye problem, but he's also got some awesome gear to help him take out the bad guys. Like his devil suit that's bulletproof, shockproof, flameproof, and a perfect backup plan whenever he forgets to prep for a Halloween party.
"Protection wise, his suit is pretty much the same as Dick's," Barbra noted.
"It's also just as lightweight," Bruce commented.
Wiz: For combat, he built a versatile weapon out of his most innocuous possession: a walking cane.
Boomstick: By day, he's a feeble blind man slowly tapping across the road, but by night, he whips out the horns and snaps his cane into a high-tech Billy club.
"Smart. No one would expect a blind guy to be a hero," Kaldur commented.
"And he can carry his billy club anywhere he needs," Wally added.
Wiz: The club houses a cable, hidden blades, a recording device, and exploding pellets.
Boomstick: It can even turn into a boomerang! Man, where do I get one of these? You don't have to be blind, right?
Cut to a scene from Dexter's Laboratory where Dee-Dee destroys Mandark's lab with Dexter watching from the monitor from his lab.
Wiz: No, but you shouldn't. You already destroy everything without a super club!
"Exactly why Wally doesn't need one," Dick joked.
"Hey!"
Boomstick: Well, I'd need to practice to throw it as well as he does! You know how Captain America tosses his shield all over the place and it always seems to come back to him? Well, Daredevil does the exact same thing, and he can throw it hard enough to bust concrete! He's super strong; he can lift a 400-pound barbell and chuck it as casually as when I toss a beer away if it's time for a new one.
"I'm starting to think he's stronger," Artemis admitted.
"It seems that way," Dick agreed. "But my strength was always in speed and stealth. Not well strength."
Wiz: He's quick enough to deflect bullets with his billy club and skilled enough to bounce one back so it killed the man who fired it in the first place.
Boomstick: Bet that guy wasn't expecting that! It looks like he's firing a Glock, which has a muzzle speed of about 1,200 feet per second.
Wiz: At just 20 feet away, Daredevil had to react within 17 milliseconds to avoid getting hit. And while he couldn't survive a shot to the head, he's powered through a heck of a lot when compared to the average human.
"Most of us have," Artemis said. "You can't be a hero if you can't take a hit."
"Besides, no matter how much it hurts, no hero is giving up until we win or die," Clark added.
Boomstick: He's survived zaps from Electro, whose power can burn through metal. He's fallen multiple stories and walked away, powered through a napalm explosion, and been hit by a five-foot bar swung by the Ox, who can tear through metal cages and lift more than 800 pounds.
Popup: He also once took down 107 Yakuza members all at once, some of whom were using a superhuman steroid called MGH.
"That's definitely his most impressive feat yet," Dinah admitted.
"I don't care how impressive it is, he needs-"
Hal shut up when he saw Batman glaring at him.
Wiz: His keen control over his nervous system has also helped him resist tranquilizers and toxins, but his super senses are also his biggest weakness.
Boomstick: They may give him way more field awareness than most anybody else, but if his opponent knows how his powers work, they can overload his senses with an extremely loud noise or a really bad smell, like, if you had a truckload of screaming skunks you could throw at him. That'd probably work, right?
"It's the same for me. I can hear across the planet if I'm not focused, sudden loud noises can be really bad," Clark admitted
"At least you're fast enough to dodge them, I'm not," Conner said.
"I can help you if you want. I can even take you to the Fortress of Solitude."
Conner hesitated for a moment before deciding: "I'd like that."
Wiz: But even with those weaknesses, Daredevil is a fearsome foe for anyone who would face him, even if he can't see them.
Boomstick: He even managed to balance his life of law and the crime-fighting, and became a huge success on his own. Papa Boxer would be proud.
"I hate to say it, but considering his dad hated fighting, he probably wouldn't be proud of him. Good."
Everyone glared at Hal.
"What? I'm not taking it back."
"You're starting to sound way too much like Guy," Barry warned.
"I AM NOT! The anger is justified!"
Kingpin: I'M GONNA KILL YOU!
Daredevil holsters his club. Daredevil: Take your shot.
Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set. Let's end this debate once and for all!
"Time to hurt," Dick joked.
Boomstick: But right now, IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLEEE!!! Death Battle
In an automobile repair shop at night, Daredevil lands from above in the middle of the vicinity. He uses his heightened hearing to listen to the surrounding area before turning his attention to a white car. He feels around the back of the car and punches it to open the trunk. He grabs a silver briefcase lying in the middle of the back, but before he closes the trunk, he starts picking up on a scent.
Daredevil: I know you're there. You can leave now, or I can drag you out. It's your choice.
"I didn't even do anything and he already knows I'm here. Annoying but impressive."
"I told you that cologne was too strong." Wally joked.
He places the briefcase back in the car's trunk as Nightwing arrives on the scene.
Nightwing: Oooh, I'm shaking in my boots. Especially looking at the Prince of Darkness. But that case is part of an investigation I've been working, so why don't you hand it over, and I'll get out of your horns?
Matt closes the trunk and slowly starts approaching Dick.
"Honestly, I fail to see why this should lead to a fight. Let alone to the death," Zatanna admitted.
"They're not acting like themselves. The simulation needed a reason for them to fight, this is what it came up with," Diana told her.
Nightwing: Is that a no, then?
The two vigilantes take their stance.
After the two run toward each other, Daredevil tries punching Nightwing, but the former Boy Wonder dodges and tries kicking the Man Without Fear. Daredevil catches the kick, prompting Nightwing to flip backwards. Matt punches Dick two times before trying to slam him into the ground, but Dick manages to flip over his arm and punches him back. Daredevil tries kicking Nightwing, but the Dark Knight's sidekick ducks before backflipping to avoid a punch.
Dick winced. "Ow. But yeah, we're pretty evenly matched. I could see either of us winning depending on the circumstances."
"You can do this. You can beat his ass."
"Are you encouraging him because you want Dick to win or because you want Daredevil to lose," Barbra asked. "Never mind. Forget I asked."
While leaping back, Nightwing throws two wingdings at his opponent, who backflips to avoid both of them. The projectiles strike a car right behind him. After they both land on their feet, they resume their fighting stances and rush towards each other. Daredevil blocks Nightwing's punches before ducking down to avoid Dick's spinning kick. Now back to back, the former Titan tries backhanded attacks that the Defender catches.
"It seems that you two have already figured out the other's fighting style," Dinah commented.
"It is of help that they share such a similar fighting style," Red Tornado commented.
After avoiding another kick, Daredevil punches Nightwing and kicks him forward into a car. Dick narrowly avoids Matt's kick, which shatters the car door and window. Nightwing tries kicking Daredevil, but Matt catches his leg and pins him against the car. Dick manages to push him back and tries punching him again, but Matt blocks the attack and flips them both of them to pin Dick on the ground between his legs.
"Yeah, this guy can fight. I know it's not, but it feels like every strike is causing a bruise and I'm wearing armor," Dick complained. "His hits hurt worse than Sportsmaster."
"That's how I felt fighting Sonic," Wally admitted. "Like the fight could go anyway."
Daredevil takes out his billy club and tries swinging it down at the pinned Nightwing. Dick manages to narrowly avoid getting struck on the head before using his gauntlet to disarm Matt. Nightwing manages to turn around and pin Daredevil, but the attorney's leg manages to block his punch. He barely misses Daredevil's head when attempting to stab his opponent's head with his gauntlet.
Dick rubbed his ears. "Some light ringing but nothing new," he explained when people looked at him curiously.
Nightwing then pins Daredevil's right arm down with his legs. While the two wrestle, He activates the scanner in his mask and discovers the electro waves emitting out of Matt's head and an anomaly in his opponent's visual cortex.
Nightwing: What the—?!
"You know about his weakness! USE IT," Hal encouraged.
"You're hating a guy from another universe purely because he has a similar title to him is way too childish and petty," Dinah told him.
"Look who you're talking to. Of course it's childish and petty!"
For once, Hal raised a point.
Dick dislocates Matt's arm, causing the Man Without Fear to yell in pain. When Daredevil attempts to stand up, Dick uses his legs to toss Matt into a dusty crate. Daredevil struggles to stand up while Nightwing leaps off of the ground without using his hands. Matt puts his billy club into his mouth to bite on it as he relocates his arm.
"Why didn't you use the advantage? You should know better than to let an enemy pop their shoulder back into place when you could just as easily press your attack," Dinah attacked.
"It wasn't me," Dick complained. "It was the simulation version of me. I was trained by you and Batman, I know when to attack my enemy."
"I was joking."
Nightwing: What are you?
Nightwing takes out his escrima sticks out of his utility belt and prepares a stance. Daredevil takes out his other billy club and connects the two parts to form a longer stick.
Daredevil: Better.
"Not even on the same level," Hal told him.
"Dude, you're talking to a screen," Wally said,
"I don't care!"
Nightwing counters Daredevil's billy club attack and electrocutes his opponent with the escrima sticks. Daredevil tosses his club into a car which bounces back and hits Nightwing in the back of the head before its owner catches the weapon. Nightwing tries rushing down his opponent with his sticks and manages to hit Daredevil once before getting hit again with the billy club. Noticing a circuit box in the corner of the shop, Dick tosses one of his sticks into the electrical switch, turning off all the lights in the facility.
"That will have no effect on the fight," M'gann noted. "Since neither will really be affected by the darkness."
"Except Dick will be more confident. He'll think he can sneak up on him," Bruce responded.
Nightwing runs away to perform a stealth attack on his opponent, but Daredevil's Radar Sense allows him to see in the dark. He hears three Wing Dings coming at him and counters them into a nearby car. Nightwing tries leaping off a car to perform one final strike with his escrima stick, but Daredevil knocks him down by launching his grappling hook right into the former Robin's face.
"That's a broken nose," Dick complained.
"You'll live and it'll barely affect your pretty face," Wall told him.
Nightwing falls onto the ground face down in pain and drops his remaining stick. Daredevil turns his opponent upward using his foot and plants it on Nightwing's chest to keep him down.
For the first time, people were actually starting to get worried for Dick and even a little mad at Daredevil. Except Hal. He was too focused on hating Daredevil.
Daredevil: I wish I could see... the look on your face.
Nightwing: Me too.
Nightwing pushes a button on his belt and activates the ultrasonic soundwaves in the three Wing Dings he threw at Daredevil in the dark. Matt starts feeling immense pain and steps back to cover his ears while screaming. Nightwing stands back up and charges his fist with electricity to deliver one final punch to Daredevil, snapping the vigilante's neck from the impact. Daredevil's body falls down lifeless.
"Yes!" Hal leaped from his chair in joy. "Take that you second rate-"
"Anyone else in favor of kicking Hal out of the Justice League?"
"Fine. I'll stop."
Nightwing: Hah. See you in Hell...
Dick Grayson walks away, presumably to grab the briefcase still in the car's trunk as Matt Murdock's corpse lies on the floor with his detached Daredevil mask in front of him."
Boomstick: What the... Was that live-action? We can do that now?
Wiz: This was possibly one of our closest matchups to date. Despite lacking a true superhuman physique, both Nightwing and Daredevil were extremely skilled and deadly fighters.
"So I noticed. All the pain is gone but man, that hurt a lot."
Boomstick: When it came to overpowering each other, they were pretty dead even. Sure, based on their previous feats, we can tell that Nightwing seemed a little stronger and more acrobatic, and Daredevil seemed a little quicker to react.
"I guess we were wrong," Artemis said. "You were the stronger one and he was faster."
"Still, this could have gone either way. You all will be training even harder and working out even more," Dinah told them.
The Team collectively groaned.
Popup: Even then, Nightwing's point-blank gunshot dodge indicates his reaction speed as nearly equal to Daredevil's.
Wiz: But these differences were extremely minimal. It's actually feasible that these two could pull off almost all the exact same feats.
Boomstick: Keyword being "almost".
"Which is why you all will be training harder and working out more."
The Team, wisely, did not respond.
Wiz: Right. With such similar physical abilities, this really came down to their arsenal: Nightwing's gadgets and Daredevil's superpowers. At first glance, these could simply counter each other, making this match completely even again. For example, both could take advantage of the dark with night vision or super senses, but only one set was perfectly suited to actively disrupt the other.
Boomstick: Remember Nightwing's scanning mask? There's no way he couldn't notice those electro waves Daredevil's Radar Sense was sending everywhere. Even Mr. Magoo could've figured out something was weird here, let alone the guy trained by freakin' Batman. You know, the greatest detective in the world?
"While that is an exaggeration, he's not wrong. Dick easily could have figured it out," Clark said.
Dick smiled at his idol's words.
Popup: On top of detecting Daredevil's radar sense, Nightwing's tech could have easily deflected it back upon him rendering the atom induced radar useless and even damaging or disabling Daredevil's other senses.
Wiz: Through a little hand-to-hand action, Nightwing was certainly clever enough to recognize Daredevil's reliance to sound over sight, and had the perfect counter weapon: The ultrasonic Wing Ding.
"That is true. You have far more gadgets than him which does give you an advantage," Red Tornado said.
Popup: Nightwing has used his ultrasonic Wing Ding on enemies with ordinary senses, so even if he didn't deduce they were Daredevil's weakness, he'd still likely use them in the fight. Also, Nightwing uses special dampener technology in his ears to protect himself.
Boomstick: Look, I'm sure there were several possible scenarios where Daredevil could've pulled off the win. But more times than not, Nightwing takes this thanks to his athletic skill, detective training, and high-tech gadgets. All he had to do... was dare to wing it.
Everyone but Barry groaned at the bad joke.
We cut to the "Winner" card.
Wiz: The winner is Nightwing.
"So another win for us with the simulations," Wally smiled. "I wonder who is next, if we see another one."
"I personally wouldn't mind Bruce being forced to fight in one of these," Barbra agreed.
Chapter 28: Ghost Rider vs Lobo (Marvel vs DC) Death Battle
Notes:
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"So another win for us with the simulations," Wally smiled. "I wonder who is next, if we see another one."
"I personally wouldn't mind Bruce being forced to fight in one of these," Barbra agreed.
"Well you are in luck because there are several of these that we will watch," Zatara said.
"Which one are we watching next then," Hal asked. "Some other copycat?"
"We are watching Lobo vs Ghost Rider," Zatara ignored the latter half of his comment.
Wiz: Whether it be justice, vengeance, or the thrill of the kill, bounty hunting isn't for the faint of heart.
Boomstick: Especially when your usual targets are superheroes.
Wiz: The Ghost Rider, Marvel's relentless Spirit of Vengeance.
"So that's his opponent," Diana stated.
"Looks like it. I wonder what his story is," Red Tornado said.
Boomstick: And Lobo, the spacehoggin' Main Man of DC Comics.
Clark growled.
"Friend of yours," Conner asked.
"Unfortunately. He's the most chaotic one I fight, somehow," Clark answered. "He better lose."
"Don't start acting like Hal," Barry interrupted.
"Hey!"
"I won't. I can actually control myself."
"Hey!"
We cut to Wiz and Boomstick.
Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win... a Death Battle.
Wiz: Even at a young age, Johnny Blaze lived life on the edge. Son to the accomplished cyclist Barton Blaze, he was sadly witnessed to his father's death in a stunt gone wrong.
They winced out of respect for the man.
Boomstick: But he got adopted by another stuntman, Crash Bandicoo— Uh sorry, I mean Crash Simpson. It's no surprise that Johnny became a stunt performer himself, until Crash's wife died in a stunt gone wrong.
"He really should leave this behind if this many people are dying because of it," M'gann said.
Dick winced at her comment.
Wiz: Only now apparently aware that motorcycles can be dangerous, Johnny swore to never perform again.
Boomstick: And then Crash got cancer. Damn... even I don't have parent issues this bad.
Wiz: Completely devastated, Johnny refused to let Crash die. Willing to risk it all, he turned to the one person who could fix everything.
Boomstick: Everyone's favorite problem solver, Satan!
"Because that's the logical step," Wally commented. "Summon some phony guy pretending to be the devil to save him instead of actual medicine."
Artemis looked at him slightly annoyed. "I thought you stopped trying to deny magic."
"I have. Now I mostly do it to keep up appearances and comedic effect."
"At least you're honest about it now," Zatanna admitted.
A circular window opens and pops up.
Squirrely the Squirrel Squirrely: Hail Satan!
Wiz: This was Mesphistopheles, one of the many lords of Hell, who happened to have a special interest in Johnny's family line. To save Crash's life, he cut a deal with the devil, curing the cancer at the cost of selling his soul. The deal succeeded, and Crash was healed. But, then he died in, well, a stunt gone wrong.
"And that is why you don't do deals with ancient evil deities, they will use loopholes, lies and half truths and worse." Zatara commented.
"That and they're, you know, ancient evil deities," Billy said.
"Don't you get your powers from ancient deities," Kaldur asked.
"They aren't evil... Hopefully."
Boomstick: I mean, he's a stuntman whose name is "Crash". Should've seen it coming. And after all that, Johnny got stuck with being Mephisto's bitch for eternity.
Wiz: Mephisto even sandwiched him together with a demonic spirit of vengeance named Zarathos.
"So he gets his powers from a devil called Mephisto and a demon called Zarathos. Do you know either of them," Bruce asked.
Zatara shook his head. "Only relevant information. They don't exist in our multiverse so I never have to deal with them"
Boomstick: Zarathos: ask your doctor if it's right for you. Or your exorcist.
That joke actually got a few chuckles out of people.
Wiz: Long ago, Zarathos was a powerful demon who threatened Mephisto's realm. Eventually, Mephisto defeated him, forcing him into eternal servitude.
Boomstick: And with their power combined, Johnny and Zarathos roamed the world, punishing the wicked as the embodiment of a death metal album cover: the Ghost Rider.
We see Johnny's first transformation into the Ghost Rider from the 2007 film play on-screen.
"How can he endure that," M'gann asked.
"He has no choice," Zatara answered. "He must do whatever Mephisto wants."
Boomstick: AAAGH! Oh God, that's terrifying!
Wiz: Well, sure, his visage instills fear onto many—
Boomstick: What? No, Ghost Rider looks awesome! I'm talking about .Nick Cage
We see Cage's depiction of Johnny continuing his demonic laugh.
"Please, can we move on, I'm going to puke, and I don't even have the necessary biology to throw up."
Wiz: Agreed. Anyway, as the Ghost Rider, he became one of the universe's greatest threats. He has superhuman strength and speed, and his skeletal body can regenerate from practically any amount of damage.
Popup: Daniel Ketch , another Ghost Rider, has regenerated his entire body from nothing but hellfire, proving complete immunity from physical damage.
"So Lobo won't have any way to harm him. Good."
"Your distaste for Lobo has gotten personal, it seems," J'onn commented.
"He'd annoy you too if you had to deal with him as many times as I had to," Clark replied.
Boomstick: And if Blaze's last name wasn't obvious enough, he can shoot fire! Oh, but not just any fire. Hellfire. The best kind of fire.
Both Martians and Atlanteans winced at that. Neither of them wanted to ever come close to Ghost Rider now.
Wiz: The kind that's infused with magic that burns not just your flesh, but bypasses conventional defenses to attack your very soul. He can throw fireballs, raise walls of flame, rain fire from the sky, and even conjure weapons and objects out of thin air, such as a demonic shotgun and an infinite stream of chains.
Everyone winced. Nobody wanted to come close to him now.
Boomstick: And his badass ride, the Hell Cycle! This baby can look however Johnny wants, but he usually summons it as a Panhead Chopper.
We cut to Boomstick.
Boomstick: It can respond to Johnny's thoughts, scale walls, and even outrace Thor's hammer, Mjolnir.
Diana audibly growled.
"Is something wrong," Barbra asked.
"Thor. He's nothing but a pathetic, misogynistic jerk," Diana responded.
Everyone else started hating him too.
Wiz: The same hammer that crossed a galaxy and back in a single minute.
Boomstick: Y'know, I lit my chopper on fire once.
Wiz: I didn't know you had a motorcycle.
Boomstick: Well- well, yeah, but... until the fire.
"How is he still alive? He might genuinely be the dumbest person I know of," Artemis said.
"Unfortunately, dumb people can get pretty far in life," Ollie told her.
Wiz: Oh, ohhhhh...
Boomstick: Rest in peace, Roadhog. Least you went out in a blaze of glory, like Bon Jovi said.
Wiz is seen awkwardly looking around as Boomstick says this before we cut back to the analysis.
"How are these two friends, they're complete opposites," M'gann asked.
"Sometimes, opposites attract," Dinah told her. "It's as simple as that. Like how Wally and Artemis were before they started dating. They couldn't go a minute without arguing, now they can't go a minute without each other."
Neither Wally nor Artemis tried to deny it. They knew she was right.
Wiz: But while his hellfire and chains are vicious weapons in their own right, they're often used to ensnare the Ghost Rider's victims as he goes in for a truly diabolical kill, or should I say, a "penance".
Boomstick: The Penance Stare is basically Hell's timeout corner of pain. Ghost Rider isn't angry, he's just disappointed, and he wants you to think about what you've done and it to hurt. A LOT.
"How many moves does he have that can target the soul, exactly," Conner asked.
"Seems like a lot," Wally answered. "But he straight up gets his power from the Devil so, yeah."
"One of the devils," Zatara corrected.
"What do you mean by that ," Dick asked.
"There are literally an infinite amount of Devils in that universe," Zatara said. "There, every religion is correct, none are wrong. Therefore, every religion that has a devil, it exists."
"That's..."
"It's crazy, yes, but true. It is the same for us too."
"That opens a whole can of worms that my atheist ass is not ready for," Wally said.
Wiz: Under the Penance Stare, the Ghost Rider forces you to relive all the pain and misery you've inflicted on others throughout your entire life. No indiscretion, no matter how minor, is safe from the Ghost Rider's gaze.
Boomstick: So, that time I put ground laxatives in my fourth-grade math teacher's coffee and gave her the shits... Does that mean the stare would give my soul the shits, too?
Wiz: Not literally, but you would experience the anger, humiliation... and the butt cramps.
Boomstick: So, basically eternal damnation, got it.
Wiz: But should your sins be so numerous and terrible, the Penance Stare could even obliterate your soul, leaving you an empty husk.
"Even, I wouldn't want to have to fight him," Diana said.
"I would if I had to, but I don't want to. I don't like fighting," Clark said.
"You're literally a superhero, that's your job," Hal said.
"I became a hero to save people, not fight villains. Unfortunately, the two often intersect. People often forget that. A hero, above all else, should save people."
Popup: The Penance Stare's success ultimately relies on Ghost Rider's own judgement. It has also been used for other purposes. For example, Deadpool "survived" it because Ghost Rider only used the Stare to show him how to rethink his life choices
Boomstick: The Stare doesn't work on everybody, though. You might survive if you're blind, don't have a soul, draw power from pain, or if you're a weirdo like Thanos who gets off on that shit. Still, Ghost Rider's grab bag of hell powers let him tear up some of the biggest assholes in the world, and even some of the good guys, like Hulk, Thor, and Doctor Strange.
"So he's not just powerful, but he can also fight others on his level, which means he has experience too," Bruce deduced.
"But is it enough to go on par with Lobo," Barbra asked.
"I hope so," Clark said.
Wiz: He's quick enough to dodge bullets or even outright catch them in his teeth. He's powerful enough to create massive eruptions, blow up mountains, and even tear down a skyscraper. The average skyscraper weighs over 200,000 tons. That's the same weight as 1,100 blue whales.
"That's a weird measurement to equate it to, but okay," Barry said.
"It seems they go for dramatization over anything else. Plus it gives people a reference point. A weird one, but a reference point none-the-less," Zatara stated.
Boomstick: Or one ex-wife! (chuckles) Oh, I'm gonna write that on her next alimony check.
Wiz: And given his hellish heritage, he's rather difficult to kill.
Boomstick: Bullets, poison, fire, he's survived it all. Even a beatdown from World War Hulk just got him even more pissed and extra flame-y.
"We really need to learn more about these characters to actually know what they can do," Kaldur said. "I imagine they're powerful, but we don't know how powerful."
"You're right about that, unfortunately, unless they appear in a future video by these people, I doubt that we will ever learn about them," Arthur replied.
Wiz: Not just that. Remember Zarathos? Johnny Blaze isn't simply a host for the demon, but a limiter for his full power. Throughout his life as the Rider, Johnny has constantly battled Zarathos in the mind, barely holding on to some semblance of sanity. Should his will to resist the demon falter, Zarathos can take full control, and all hell breaks loose. Not literally, but pretty close.
Boomstick: Oh, and plot twist: Zarathos was never actually a demon at all, but an angel of justice, fire skull head and everything! When he's unleashed, he becomes so powerful, even Doctor Strange wets his robes, and this is the guy who pops supernovas like Pez.
"So he's an angel, controlled by a devil to be a demon, who is hosted by a human," Wally surmised. "Crap like this is why I'm not religious."
"You do know, none of this happens in the Bible, right," Bruce asked.
"I do, but I'm still not converting."
"I'm not trying to convert you, just making sure you know the actual truth instead of this stuff."
Wiz: While Zarathos was bonded to another host, they even managed to defeat Mephisto in his own realm. For reference, Mephisto once battled Galactus, Devourer of Worlds. Stars detonated, galaxies trembled, and the entire universe was at risk, simply as a byproduct of their battle.
"That's how powerful they are. That's the power level you were wanting, Kal," Dick asked.
"Unfortunately, yes. It does answer my question."
"Not even I am on that level," Clark said.
"Not this you, but other versions are. And some are more powerful," Zatara said. "Just like how our version of Wally can't run across the universe at all but another version can run fast enough to outrace instantaneous teleportation."
Popup: The new host, Alejandra, required Adams's help in unlocking her full power against Mephisto. This did not amplify or increase said power, merely draw out what she had suppressed. Therefore, this level of power is accessible to all Ghost Riders.
Boomstick: And if Zarathos wasn't terrifying enough, he likes to eat souls!
Wiz: Of course, the Ghost Rider isn't invincible. Johnny is technically vulnerable as an ordinary human being. Even while transformed, the Rider can be killed via holy weaponry.
"But he won't be fighting Johnny Blaze so that's not a problem and as far as I know, Lobo doesn't have any holy weapons," Clark said.
"I wonder if my weapons could work on him," Diana missed. "They are technically considered holy to my people."
"I doubt it. It isn't holy to Christians but since every religion is right, it may," Bruce said.
Boomstick: But Johnny's doin' alright, sittin' pretty on Mephisto's throne. I guess things worked out okay for him, even if he's not too keen on being the devil's bounty hunter.
Wiz: So let this be a warning: Should you ever hear the rumble of a motorcycle in the distance, and the glow of an ethereal flame on the horizon, count your sins, because the Ghost Rider is coming, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Ghost Rider: Sorry. All outta mercy...
He proceeds to use his chains on Gressil, burning him alive and reducing him to dust.
"I am thankful that this guy doesn't exist in our universe," M'gann said. "He terrifies me."
"Yeah, he scares the crap outta me as well," Wally admitted.
Wiz: Let's turn the clocks back to a distant era of sin and debauchery.
Boomstick: The 1990s...
Wiz: Inspired by the financial success of Watchmen and The Dark Knight Returns, comic writers started churning out grim and gritty superheroes by the dozen, like Cable, Azrael, and Overkill.
Boomstick: Yeah, they were badass lookin'... at first, but I mean, what's even happening here?
Captain America's infamous Heroes Reborn design is shown on-screen.
"What the heck," Barbra giggled.
"That is Captain America. A hero from the same universe as Ghost Rider. He is a lot like you, Clark. A man trying his best to do the right thing because he can."
"Then I like him, even if he does look a bit weird."
"He doesn't normally look like that."
Wiz: It got so absurd that someone needed to knock these roided-out monstrosities down a peg.
Boomstick: The world needed a hero. No, a parody.
Wiz: Enter the planet Czarnia, once the brightest beacon of peace and happiness in the universe until its inhabitants were annihilated by a biological catastrophe, leaving only one survivor: the last son of Czarnia, Lobo.
Boomstick: The one that killed all the rest of 'em. A guy whose name literally translates in Czarnian to "He who devours your entrails and thoroughly enjoys it." What?! Awesome! Why wasn't I named that?
"That is way too edgy, even for me," Hal said.
"Like someone on the internet posting about how badass they are but they've never seen the inside of a gym," Ollie agreed.
Wiz: Lobo is so unimaginably evil that his birth caused the midwife who delivered him to go insane, the first Czarnian to do so in 10,000 years!
Boomstick: Some even think that Czarnia was so perfect and good, the universe made Lobo to balance things out. Hey, didn't you say the same thing about me when we first met, Wiz?
Wiz: That I did. Simply put, Lobo was... unique and desired to be even more so. Thus, he ensured he was the only Czarnian alive in the universe.
Lobo: I fragged the rest of the planet for my high school science project. Gave myself an A.
"Holy crap. How did he even manage that," Billy asked.
"It is best if you don't know," Zatara advised.
Boomstick: Yeah, he's definitely insane...ly awesome!
Wiz: Lobo left the desecrated corpse of his former home to become a bounty hunter. Probably because it's the only profession that legally allows him to murder.
"He seems genuinely incapable of doing any good," Red Tornado said.
"He is," Clark growled out.
Popup: To top it off, his insanity wasn't helped by the micro-radio implanted into his brain that constantly played heavy metal.
Boomstick: Ah, don't worry, he'll murder you illegally, too. Lobo doesn't discriminate; he even has a special gender-neutral insult and the name of my next motorcycle: Bastich.
Sunny Jim: fires a bazooka at Lobo and totals the Spacehog behind him.
Lobo: My bike! Fraggin' bastich!
Boomstick: Anyway, Lobo's bagged some pretty crazy bounties across the universe, including Santa Claus, two near-omnipotent dwarf gods, and even things that don't exist... apparently.
"I knew Santa existed," Clark said excitedly.
"Wait, Santa exists," Wally said at the same time.
"I knew. He helped train me," Bruce said.
"You knew and didn't tell me." Clark looked hurt.
Bruce just shrugged and Clark glared at him. "This isn't over."
Wiz: And Lobo's Czarnian physiology is just as absurd to match. He possesses god-like strength, speed, and invulnerability, so much so that he can tear through hordes of superheroes like nothing. Should he somehow suffer damage, he also has an impressive healing factor.
Boomstick: He's like if Superman and Deadpool had a baby, which is a lot more terrifying when I say it out loud.
"I don't know who Deadpool is, but I don't want to be compared to anyone who has dead in their name."
We cut to Wiz and Boomstick, who have shocked expressions on their faces as they see Deadpool suddenly appearing on the Death Battle Lab's monitor.
Deadpool: Did somebody say "Deadpool"?
"Is that him?"
Zatara pinched the bridge of his nose. "Unfortunately."
Boomstick: AAAH!
Wiz: NO, GO AWAY!
He yells and promptly punches the monitor, cracking it as panting heavily afterward as the music stops abruptly.
Wiz: There... He's gone... Whew...
"How bad is he that even Boomstick hates him," Artemis asked.
"You'll see."
"That's ominous," Wally commented.
Boomstick: Wow, I didn't think you had it in ya.
The lights dim.
Deadpool: (off-screen) Oh honey, that's not true. Haven't you heard? No one's ever really gone... See ya later!
The lights return to normal.
Wiz: I swear to God, I'll kill him someday...
Boomstick: So, uh... you had the replacement plan on that TV, right?
Wiz gives another shocked realization on his face before we cut back to the analysis.
Dick made his voice sound like one you'd hear in an audiobook. "He did not, in fact, have a replacement TV."
A few people chuckled.
Wiz: (clears throat) Back on topic, Lobo can regenerate from a single drop of blood, and each one he sheds will actually grow into a completely new Lobo... No, I'm not making that up!
"That could be problematic," Dinah said. "Every injury has the potential to create a new one."
"Ghost Rider could use his hell fire to burn him or cauterize the wound. He might even be able to evaporate the blood before it can mutate," Wally theorized.
Popup: This self-cloning-via-blood ability was later removed by Vril Dax. However, it's an ability that naturally belongs to Lobo. Following Death Battle rule three, this power is included in this analysis
Boomstick: No wonder there wasn't any war on Czarnia. Nobody can kill these friggin' bastiches!
Wiz: It also helps that he's also a super-genius who knows well over 17,000 languages. He can perform complex physics equations in his head quick enough to catch the Flash and can build planet-destroying weaponry out of garbage.
"I hate to admit it, but that's actually impressive," Barry admitted.
"Yeah, he could do so much more with his abilities and he does stuff like this," Clark said.
Boomstick: His brain is no joke. He can resist mind control because he's too... ornery, and he's got so much willpower, he can literally walk through Green Lantern constructs. You know, those things powered BY willpower?
"OH, COME ON!"
"Great, now Hal is going to be ranting about this for a while," Ollie grumbled.
"Damn right I am!"
Wiz: And befitting his occupation, Lobo is a master sharpshooter, tracker, and can, by his own admission, deduce the weak point in any opponent.
Boomstick: Ah, like how my shotgun leg jams if booze gets in it.
Wiz: I would've gone with your crippling alcoholism, but sure, that too! Lobo may be a powerhouse on his own, but he also comes equipped with guns, knives, swords, grenades, and a bomb that he sent back in time which accidentally killed the dinosaurs. Whoops!
Popup: He technically possesses a Red Lantern Ring, but there is no evidence that he ever used it, and it cannot be extraneously assumed he is capable of wielding it.
"If Ghost Rider doesn't kill him, I will."
"Hal, calm down," Barry said.
"No! It's like they're choosing fights that has people that can piss me off!"
"Mine didn't," Wally said.
"This one and Nightwing's did! That's more that did then ones that didn't."
"Congratulations, you can do basic math. Now sit down and shut up," Bruce growled out.
Boomstick: His favorite is his enormous hooked chain. But when his job takes him across the universe, he hops on his Spacehog, a customized SpazFrag666, which has automatic machine guns, responds to his whistle, can fly fast enough to escape black holes, and blasts ♫Born to be Wild!♫ Wait wait wait wait, how can he sing in the vacuum of space?
Wiz: Oh, that's where you're drawing the line? Not the time he, say, pulled the alien entity Solaris out of the sky, which is as heavy as a star, despite lacking leverage?
Boomstick: I like how he even admits that didn't make any sense.
"Okay, now even I hate him," Wally said. He saw the looks he was getting. "Relax, I won't act like Hal."
"Somehow, you're more mature than him then," Dinah commented.
"Hey!"
Everyone ignored him.
Wiz: Using a small to a medium-size star like our own Sun as a reference, Solaris should weigh nearly two octillion tons, over 300,000 times heavier than Earth.
Boomstick: So, pretty tough to bench press. But how about the time he was fighting some rabbits, and then he got so face-meltingly angry, that he just straight up ate a city! All at once! Disclaimer: Don't eat away your feelings, it's not healthy. Drink them away instead!
Wiz: Don't... do that. But that is trillions of tons of steel and rubble condensed into a sphere smaller than the palm of his hand. By my calculations, that compressed ball should be over 20 times denser than a neutron star.
"I still don't know how these two became friends," M'gann said. "One is smart, the other is an idiot."
Boomstick: Oh God, imagine that coming out!
Wiz: This unimaginable strength lets him brawl with the likes of Superman, but that's barely scratching the surface.
Boomstick: Name anybody in DC Comics, and it's likely Lobo's kicked their ass. He can even punch ghosts!
"So at some point, he's probably fought all of us," Artemis said.
"We need to find a way to contain him then. He's caused too much trouble," Diana said.
"I could kill him," Hal suggested.
Boomstick: Sounds like the only thing that can kill this guy is an act of God!
Wiz: Not even that! After rampaging through Heaven and Hell, tearing through armies of angels, demons, and what have you, Lobo's bloodlust on a literally biblical scale got him banned from the afterlife. As in, Death was told that Lobo's soul was not to be collected.
"Nevermind," Hal grumbled. "But I can definitely help contain him."
"Did you forget he can walk through your constructs?"
"I'm trying too."
Boomstick: So, he just can't die now?
Wiz: Not in the traditional sense. He's had his head disintegrated, been reduced to a skeleton, even been turned into a spirit that just kept on fighting until he got his body back.
Boomstick: The only thing that's ever really held the big lug back is his weirdly consistent integrity? Namely, he'll always keep his word, no matter what. Seems pretty weird for a cosmic madman, but he also loves dolphins and will literally go to hell and back to protect them, so... who even knows anymore?
"So he does have some morals," Billy said. "So we can use that against him."
"Are you actually willing to do anything to a dolphin," Conner asked.
"No. But we can make him think we will."
"He was willing to go to hell and back for them. You do not want him to think you'll harm them."
Wiz: He's not without his failures, though. His greatest of which was perhaps something entirely out of his control: his reboot.
Boomstick: What the hell is that scrawny, emo, Edward Cullen-ass lookin' dork?
Wiz: That's New 52 Lobo, a serious, tortured, modern interpretation. Everything that Lobo was meant to be a parody of.
Boomstick: Thankfully, someone at DC developed a sense of irony and literally shelved this loser.
Hal took an unhealthy amount of satisfaction at seeing himself literally shelf a variant of Lobo.
Wiz: The real Lobo returned, better than ever, and got back to doing what he does best.
Boomstick: Kickin' ass across the universe! He's not just some two-bit alien villain; he's the Main Man, and the whole universe knows it.
Lobo: See, someone's payin' me a heap of cash for your carcass, and the Main Man always delivers.
"He can try," Hal growled. "Ghost Rider will win."
Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set and we've run the data through all possibilities.
Boomstick: But first, rev up your engines for this delicious food deal... with Blue Apron!
We cut to Wiz and Boomstick as they read out an advertisement for Blue Apron.
Boomstick: But right now, IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLEEE!!!
'Wait, before we start, let's take bets on who will win," Wally said.
"We haven't before, why now," Artemis asked.
"Before it was Dick and I. We were obligated to want them to win. These two aren't anyone we care about. You don't have to vote if you don't want to, I just thought it'd be a fun idea."
"Ghost Rider will win or else," Hal growled.
"I also want Ghost Rider to win," Clark said.
"Okay, anyone who wants Ghost Rider to win, raise your hand."
Hal's hand shot straight into the air. Wally, Clark, Diana, Dick, Barbra and Conner also raised their hands.
"And now Lobo."
Artemis, M'gann, Dinah, Barry, Zatanna and Billy raised their hands. "I'm only voting for Lobo because Hal got on my nerves," Ollie admitted.
"Same," Dinah admitted.
"Are you guys not going to vote," Wally asked Bruce, Red Tornado, Kaldur, Zatara and Arthur who didn't raise their hands.
"My central processors have already run a simulation and know who will win."
"I also know who will win," Zatara admitted.
"I just see betting as unnecessary," Arthur said while Kaldur nodded.
"You two are a bucket of fun," Wally grumbled quietly. "What about you, Bruce."
"No."
"Got it. Okay so far we have Hal, Clark, Diana, Dick, Barbra, Conner and I for Ghost Rider. For Lobo we have M'gann, Barry, Artemis, Dinah, Ollie, Zatanna and Billy. Zatara. Red Tornado and Zatara cheated so they opted out. And Arthur, Bruce and Kal didn't vote because they're boring. Did I miss anyone," Wally asked.
"That seems right," Barry said.
"Anyone have any personal bets they want to make with a person on the opposite side," Dick added. "Just to spice this up a bit."
"Ollie, since you voted out of spite, when Ghost Rider wins, you have to wear bright pink when you next go out as Green Arrow," Hal said.
"Only if you wear a yellow shirt next time you go out as Green Lantern if Lobo wins," Ollie countered.
"You're on."
Artemis looked over at Wally and said: "Whoever loses has to pay for the next date night."
Wally smiled slightly sinister. "You got a deal."
"Hey Barbra, if I win, I get to dress you up if you win I'll be your sparring partner whenever you ask for a week," M'gann said.
Barbra thought for a moment before nodding. "I'll take you on that."
A few other bets were made and soon it was time to actually watch the fight.
In the desert, Lobo straps his latest bounty kill, a Grimace-like alien, to his Spacehog with his chains before abruptly noticing a figure riding a motorcycle in the distance towards his position.
"Did he kill Grimace," Wally asked.
"Can I change my vote," Barry asked.
"No, it's too late," Wally said. "Should've been smarter when we were voting."
Lobo: Huh? What the frag...?
The figure reveals itself to be the Ghost Rider, who proceeds to stop his Hell Cycle at a distance and speak to Lobo.
Ghost Rider: Lobo of Czarnia, your sins are innumerable. I am here to—
Lobo ignores this warning by carelessly running the Ghost Rider over, smashing his Hell Cycle into pieces while laughing and giving his adversary a middle finger as he drives off.
A few people laughed at that.
"That better not be it. Lobo needs to die," Hal said
"Hal, no way would they end the fight after all the build up," Ollie said.
However, both the cycle and Ghost Rider regenerate in a blaze of hellfire before engaging in a chase after the Main Man.
Ghost Rider begins the fight by firing volleys of fireballs at Lobo, with one of them incinerating the Czarnian's bounty. Lobo becomes enraged and swiftly drifts his Spacehog to face Ghost Rider, all the while swinging his chain in fury.
"I can already tell this fight is going to be unhinged," Barbra said.
"And there will probably be little if any hand to hand combat either. These two will probably rely on their powers, which while they are always useful, you should always have hand to hand training as a backup," Dinah said.
"Trust us, we know," Wally replied. He could still feel the bruises from all the training he did. And he healed fast.
Lobo: Fetal's Gizz, my bounty! I'm gonna skull-frag ya!
Ghost Rider summons his own chain in response, dragging it along the rough sand before the two cyclists repeatedly clash their weapons. Lobo gains the upper hand as his hook shatters his opponent's blazing chain and pierces Ghost Rider in the chest. Lobo then drags the Spirit of Vengeance close and knocks him to the ground before dragging him onto his bike and looking him in the face.
"If you'd told me a week ago that I would be watching two people fighting with chains on super powered motorcycles, one of whom was a devil-angel-demon-human hybrid and the other so evil and chaotic he isn't allowed to die... I'd probably believe you and that's the worst part," Dick said.
Lobo: You're one ugly freak...
However, the Ghost Rider holds onto Lobo and attempts to use the Penance Stare.
Ghost Rider: Look into my eyes. Your soul will burn in He—
Lobo interrupts Ghost Rider by headbutting him, destroying his skull in the process.
Lobo: Is that a fact, now?
"I knew it wouldn't work ahead of time, but it's still shocking that he can just shrug off all his sins," Arthur said.
"He's a monster, little more than the Joker. Both are stains upon history," Clark spat out. "Of course he wouldn't care."
Ghost Rider responds by summoning his Hell Cycle, which rams right through the Spacehog and takes the fighters into a nearby empty city. The two bikers crash through a building and Ghost Rider swiftly lands on the road with his skull healing while Lobo is knocked back.
The Main Man gets on his feet only for Ghost Rider to punch him in the face. The two anti-heroes engage blows in a brief fistfight which ends in Ghost Rider uppercutting Lobo away yet again only for the Main Man to land safely on his feet. Seeing this, Johnny decided to switch things up.
"I take it back, they actually did use hand to hand," Dinah said.
"But it's more brute force than training," Bruce added.
Ghost Rider: Burn!
With that command, the Spirit of Vengeance spews out a beam of hellfire from his mouth at the Main Man, who tanks it head-on and powers through it, walking towards his attacker. Lobo then grabs Johnny by the throat slams him on the ground and drags him along the street's pavement before throwing him into the same building they previously crashed through.
Lobo then jumps to the building and starts tearing it down and compressing it into a small pebble which he holds between his fingers.
"Is he really about to do what I think he's going to do," M'gann asked.
"I think he is," Zatanna said.
Lobo: Bottoms up!
And with those words, Lobo tosses the pebble into his mouth and swallows it alongside the Ghost Rider. Lobo then takes a second to relax after supposedly defeating his opponent, burping up a stream of hellfire in the process. Lobo then holds his hand over his mouth before his body swells up and bursts in an explosion of blood and fire, releasing Ghost Rider.
"And you guys say I have an appetite," Wally joked..
"Not the time," Artemis told him.
"Sorry."
Ghost Rider: It's done. About time.
But as he's about to leave, the Ghost Rider hears a familiar voice behind him.
Lobo: Not yet, scuzball!
"How is he still alive," Hal complained.
"He literally can't die, remember," Artemis said with a smirk.
"Ghost Rider better find a way!"
Suddenly, Ghost Rider is hit with a powerful kick in the back, followed by an uppercut to the face. It's revealed that all the piles of blood from his opponent have regenerated into an army of Lobos who laugh at the Spirit of Vengeance before body-piling him. However, they're all knocked away by a pillar of spiritual fire, from which an enraged Zarathos emerges.
Zarathos: YOU WILL ALL DIE SCREAMING!!!
"YES! A power up!"
"The worst part is this isn't even out of your competitive spirit but your pride," Clark said. "I'm on the same side as you and you're even annoying me."
Okay maybe I do have a problem if even Clark is annoyed with me. Hal thought. He wasn't going to say that out loud though.
Zarathos summons a flood of enchanted hellfire which knocks away and sets ablaze all of the Lobos, except for one which whips out a large gun and aims it at the Spirit of Vengeance.
Lobo: Eat this, ya bastich!
Lobo fires the gun at Zarathos, who replies by launching a blast of hellfire at the Main Man before the gun's blast fires right through his chest. The hellfire blast hits Lobo and causes an explosion visible from space which obliterates most of West China and cuts out the music. The camera zooms back to Earth as Lobo's spirit emerges from the ashes.
"Yes!"
"It's not over yet, Hal," Billy said. "Lobo could make a comeback. They said he has before."
Lobo: Holy fragaroli. I definitely ain't picking up that bounty now—
Suddenly, a chain emerges from behind and pierces Lobo through the chest. The attacker is revealed to be Zarathos, who's been reduced to nothing but a flying skull after the explosion. The Spirit of Vengeance then screams at Lobo as more and more chains appear to drag the Main Man to his doom while Zarathos restores his full body.
Zarathos: LOBO OF CZARNIA! YOUR SINS ARE INNUMERABLE!
"It is now, there is no way for him to escape," Hal said.
"Next time you get this annoying, I'm punching you at the speed of sound," Barry warned.
Hal looked him dead in the eyes. "Worth it."
Lobo continues attempting to resist, even trying to drag his teeth on the ground to escape before Zarathos pulls him into his grasp, grabbing him by the chin and holding him right up to his face.
Zarathos: I AM HERE TO WREAK VENGEANCE UPON YOUR SOUL!!!
Hal continued smiling as the horrific scene took place.
Zarathos then uses the Penance Stare, and with no way to break out of it, Lobo is caught in the attack. Then, as Zarahos' eye sockets burn with hellfire, Lobo is reduced to agonized screaming as he hears the unbearable cacophony from his victim's screams and the full gravity of his countless sins finally hits him.
Lobo: No, no, no, no, NO, NO, NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Lobo joins in the screaming of his victims and allows the Spirit of Vengeance to eat his soul. Zarathos then stands in victory and burps.
"That might be the most horrific thing I've ever seen," Wally admitted.
"That probably is true for a lot of us, which is saying a lot," Barbra agreed.
The adults shared a look. It was horrifying, yes. But nowhere near the worst thing they've seen.
Boomstick: Damn, that was toasty! Wonder what ghost Lobo tastes like.
Wiz: Being so absurdly powerful, Lobo definitely held a massive physical advantage against the Ghost Rider.
"It didn't help though," Billy grumbled childishly.
"A fight between these two was never going to be about strength or skill," Wonder Woman said. "So that was an unnecessary state."
Boomstick: Yeah yeah, that was obvious. Skullhead took down a skyscraper while Lobo dragged around a freaking sun! But Ghost Rider's survived some pretty incredible things. Almost as incredible as these new shirts from store.roosterteeth.— Wiz slaps Boomstick before he can finish shilling.
Wiz: Time and place, Boomstick.
Boomstick: Ah, come on, we gotta eat!
Wiz: Even World War Hulk couldn't finish him off, and Lobo didn't typically carry any holy weapons, which meant he really did not have a good way of killing the Ghost Rider.
"Which I'm thankful for," Hal said. "That loser died thanks to that."
"He didn't die, he had his soul literally destroyed," Zatara pointed out. "He simply doesn't exist anymore... Or he wouldn't if that were the real Lobo."
Boomstick: Yeah, but who needs holy weapons when you're strong enough to crush a whole city? Couldn't he just overpower Johnny?
Wiz: A good question. However, do you recall how powerful Zarathos was?
"No. Because I literally don't know," Dick said.
"We'll learn a little bit about him soon," Zatara told him.
We cut to the post-analysis.
Wiz: Zarathos was an equal threat to Mephisto, whose battles tore apart the universe. Once the Ghost Rider released his true power, Lobo's physical advantages hardly mattered anymore.
Popup: Doctor Strange, a being of universal power, was utterly terrified by Zarathos' true might, making this scaling supported and consistent.
"Doctor Strange comes up a lot. Who is he," Bruce asked.
"He would be like his universe's Doctor Fate. He is perhaps the most powerful human sorcerer of all time. And he even rivals a few gods."
"That's actually kinda scary," Zatanna told her dad.
"Yes. But he is a hero, even if an unconventional one. He is what is known as the Sorcerer Supreme, basically the most powerful sorcerer alive. And that title gives him even more power and abilities that are exclusive to him because he is the Sorcerer Supreme."
Boomstick: But, hey, the Main Man was super smart, and probably could've figured out Johnny's weaknesses. But how is he gonna escape to find a holy weapon somewhere when the Hell Cycle outraced Mjolnir?
Wiz: Which once crossed the Milky Way and back in under a minute, a feat more than 100 billion times faster than light. More than capable of keeping up with the Spacehog.
"With how fast people are in these universes, that isn't that impressive, and that's coming from a speedster," Barry said.
"Sadly, yeah, you're kinda right."
"Says the kid that can move faster than instantaneous teleportation," Dick teased.
"That was a variant of me that needed help, not me me."
Popup: Based on feats Lobo's own combat speed was greater than Ghost Rider's. However, greater speed alone was not enough to ultimately survive Zarathos.
Boomstick: They were both as unkillable as you can get. But, since Lobo was banned from the afterlife, how could he ever lose?
"It's in the fine print," Bruce muttered.
"What," Diana asked.
"They said Death was banned from collecting his soul, they never said anything about destroying it. When you're in a corporate job as long as I have, you learn to read every detail and fine print," Bruce explained.
"That's... actually extremely smart."
"It's me. That's also why I didn't vote. I knew they would notice this too and would lead to Ghost Rider winning."
Wiz: This is where the fine print matters. Death was banned from reaping Lobo's soul, but that doesn't mean the soul itself could not be destroyed. This is where our research surprised us the most; it turns out that Ghost Rider had three different methods of specifically targeting Lobo's soul.
Bruce smirked. Told you so.
Popup: It has been said that the only being capable of truly killing a Ghost Rider is the one true God, further supporting said resistance to anything but outright holy damage.
Boomstick: His hellfire could hurt the soul directly, and since it ignores normal defenses, Lobo couldn't really stop it.
Wiz: With trillions of murders on Lobo's hands, the Penance Stare could wield extraordinary power against him. And while Lobo had a high pain tolerance, he did not enjoy fatalistic agony and unending torture so much that he'd survive all of that at once.
"Everybody has a limit. Everybody." It was one of the things Sportsmaster tried to drill in her head. Not as a warning to not overextend herself, but more so that she could be better at torturing people.
And unfortunately, everyone there knew about that. She knew they didn't mean to, but their looks of pity made her slightly uncomfortable.
Wally grabbed her hand.
Popup: The Punisher famously survived the Penance Stare dude to having no regrets. This is inconsistent with its power, and it's more likely Ghost Rider decided to let him live. The Penance Stare even worked on the Punisher in a later story.
Boomstick: Even if he did, Zarathos could just gobble up his soul for a quick snack. The end, easy as that.
"I wouldn't say easy," Clark said.
"It's easier," Zatara said.
We cut to Wiz and Boomstick.
Wiz: Lobo was undeniably a difficult opponent to take on, but the Ghost Rider's cosmic might, unholy invulnerability, and soul-rending powers gave him the perfect tools to take out the Main Man.
"Basically he had the right tools to actually beat him. Kinda like me and Sonic. We were even but I simply had what it took to beat Sonic where he didn't have what it took to beat me."
"A good observation," Dinah complimented.
Boomstick: That poor bastich didn't stand a Ghost of a chance! Ah-hah, sorry. I know that's a "Lo-bo".
"I like those jokes, I give the first joke a 7 out of 10 and the second an 8 out of 10."
"They were both a 0 out of 10," Wally corrected.
Wiz facepalms before we cut to the "Winner" card.
Wally, following Wiz's example, facepalmed as well.
Wiz: The winner is Ghost Rider.
"Alright everybody, let's claim those bets," Barbra said cheerfully. She looked directly at M'gann.
"Crap." The worst part is, I actually made the bet.
"A short break then, it seems," Zatara said. "We will meet here in an hour."
Notes:
Fun fact, Thor exists in the DC universe, but he's a piece of crap. Also, I will never forgive Marvel for letting Punisher and Thanos survive the Penance Stare.
Chapter 29: Tales from the Dark Multiverse: Batman: Hush Part 1
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"Alright everybody, let's claim those bets," Barbra said cheerfully. She looked directly at M'gann.
"Crap." The worst part is, I actually made the bet.
"A short break then, it seems," Zatara said. "We will meet here in an hour."
"Alright, Artemis, time to discuss where our next date is going to be," Wally said cheerfully.
Everyone dispersed to talk, eat, and various other things.
"Since I'm paying, I get to choose where we go," Artemis said.
Wally rolled his eyes. "Obviously." He was already thinking of places she might pick. He always ate before dates but he ate even more whenever she paid. Wally never wanted to make her spend more than she had too. Especially since she wasn't exactly well off.
Artemis' voice brought him out of his thoughts. "I was thinking that Honduran place in Metropolis."
"Perfect. I love their baleadas," Wally said.
"You love every type of food," Artemis told him.
"Speaking of which, I could grab a bite and then we could go exercise."
"Does this place even have a gym?"
"It probably does now that we need one."
"Fair."
"So, I guess I owe you a week's worth of sparing," M'gann said.
"You don't have to," Barbra said. "Seriously. I was more interested in winning than actually getting something from it."
"No. I'll hold up my end. You would've held up your."
"Are you sure, it's going to suck for you. Especially since you never put much effort into actual fighting."
"I'll be fine."
As soon as M'gann was out of ear shot, Dick said: "You're so going to hold back."
"Yeah. I don't want to hurt her. She's my friend."
"I know. It's one of the things I like about you."
"That was cheesy." Despite that, she was smiling.
Dick matched her smile. "I know."
"Hey, Oliver, remember, you have to wear a pink shirt next time you go out," Hal reminded the archer.
"Hey Hal, nice of you to remind me of something that literally happened minutes ago. And you're interrupting mine and Dinah's mini lunch date."
"That doesn't really matter. Just remember to wear it. And make it bright pink too. For extra fun."
"You think I'd be embarrassed by wearing pink? I'd wear it with pride," Ollie countered.
"Now could you please leave us." Dinah's voice made it clear that she wasn't asking.
"You know, despite how weird this is, I'm glad this happened," Diana said as she and Clark sparred.
Clark threw a punch which Diana blocked. "I get what you mean." He tried feinting a kick.
"First we get to see our alternate selves, but we can also see our postnatal," Diana managed to punch Clark in the gut before jumping back.
"And we also know about the Reach and we can use that to stop them and Wally's death," Clark added as the landed a blow of his own.
As the two continued training, Diana began getting the upper hand.
"Let's call it," Clark said.
"Agreed. Thanks for the spare." She extended her hand.
Clark shook it. "Anytime."
"We need to talk." They looked over and saw Bruce despite the fact he definitely wasn't there a second ago.
"What is it," Clark asked.
"We need to be more careful in the future," Bruce said. "We've already attracted the attention of the Speed Force and Mr. Mxyzptlk. That's two cosmic beings that have noticed something is up. Nabu himself has also gone MIA for a while."
"Mr. Mxyzptlk said he would stop anyone from noticing us," Diana said.
"Yeah. And what if someone even more powerful than him finds out about us? Someone who is actually a threat," Bruce said.
"What do you want us to do," Clark asked. "Nabu is far above all of us and he can't stop them."
"I don't know. But we need to think of something," Bruce said.
"We can try, but there's not much we can do," Clark said.
"It's getting close to time. We should head back," Bruce said.
When they all gathered in the room again they began to briefly converse,
"You know, I'm dreading the next event," Barry said.
'If you don't mind me asking, why," Kaldur asked.
"We've had a few Death Battles and then we had that event about Clark. Something tells me we're about to have a darker story."
"Unfortunately, Barry is right," Zatara told them. "You are aware of the Multiverse, but there is another multiverse. One that mirrors ours, but... darker. In this universe, everything is destined to go bad."
"That's..."
"It's a thing. I don't like it, but it is. Another will explain it better than I ever could," Zatara answered.
Wally's eyes narrowed. "What do you mean? The last time someone tried to interfere with this, everyone forgot me and I won't let that happen again."
Artemis grabbed his hand which he was thankful for.
"It's not like that, Wally," Zatara explained gently. "He's just going to explain this to us, and that's it."
When Wally didn't respond, the screen came to life.
"Is he speaking to us? Like directly to us," Wally asked. He was still suspicious of... whoever that was.
"Yes and no. It's like a recording. He knows we are here and may be observing us right now, but he is not actively speaking to us."
"You said he wouldn't interfere."
"And he won't. He is simply observing," Zatara told him.
No one reacted. They all knew Bruce's origin. They've even seen a version of it two events ago.
"Does he become evil," Bruce asked. While his voice was as emotionless as ever, it wasn't hard for those that knew him well enough to hear the slight change from how it usually was.
"I'm not supposed to say, but yes. You deserve to know that much," Zatara answered. "I'm sorry."
"Don't be. He made his choices, not you."
"This is wrong," Dick said flatly.
"Yeah," Dinah agreed. She really hated that she was holding Jason's arm. She didn't know the extent of their relationship in that universe, but he was just a kid in hers.
"Let's just move on," Ollie suggested. He, like several others, were glaring at the screen.
Dick shivered. He hated all those fancy galas. Unfortunately, being the son of Bruce Wayne meant he had to go to a lot of them. But at least they were always for some charity fundraiser.
"I hate galas. Just a social event for assholes to pat each other on the back and say what a good job they're doing. I hate rich people."
"Ollie, you're rich. Does that mean you hate yourself," Artemis asked.
"Weren't you listening? Yes!"
"Because it would be such an inconvenience." Artemis rolled her eyes.
"We really need to make them a priority," Diana said. "I say after this, we target them. We should break them up, once and for all."
"Agreed," Arthur said
"Hold on, we better be allowed to help," Dick interrupted. "We have just as much right as you guys."
The Justice League members looked at each other and held a brief conversation mentally through J'onn before: "It won't be easy, but yes, you can help."
"Yes! Rise up against your oppressors," Ollie exclaimed.
"You do realize that if they did this in our world, they'd attack you too, right?"
"I do. And I'll celebrate as they do so."
"Is this what I was like," Hal asked. "I am so going to try and fix how I act."
Bruce had to suppress a growl. This Arkham was worse than the one in his universe.
"That place gives me the creeps," Wally said.
"You've been to Arkham," Conner asked.
"Once. Never again."
Bruce clenched his fists. "He kills them."
"Yes. Like I said, this version comes from a dark version of our multiverse."
"It's not you. Not truly," Clark comforted.
"Like how that one time I killed the Joker before he was brought back. You didn't blame me, even though I did. So you better not blame yourself."
"I don't. But I do want to see him get stopped."
Instantly Bruce collapsed in his chair and would have fallen to the floor had Clark and Diana caught him.
"I thought you said he was the Bat in this universe. How did he just die like this," Barbra exclaimed.
"He's not dead in either universe. He is faking it in that universe and so he is unconscious in ours," Zatara explained calmly.
"Of course Crane would be the doctor in charge of Arkham," Dick said.
"I hate it, but it was pretty obvious from the start. What I'm more curious about, is the ticket," Barbra said.
"The Mark of Zorro? What about it," M'gann asked.
"That's what Bruce was watching when... it happened."
"But that was years ago. How could he possibly have kept that," Diana asked.
"It's Bruce, if he hasn't already found a way to do something, he will," Barry said.
"Joker," Clark growled.
"A variant of him, yes," Zatara confirmed. "And worse he actually helps Bruce in this."
"How? Why?"
Zatara didn't answer him because at that time, Bruce sat up and gasped deeply.
"Bruce? Are you okay," Dick asked.
"I'm fine."
"Do you need a moment," Artemis asked.
"No. Let's just continue."
No one said anything. They all knew what was about to happen. They didn't like it, but they couldn't stop it.
"Holy shit. This version of Bruce..." Wally trailed off.
"Is a murderer," Bruce finished. "One that needs to be stopped. I get that he spent his life in Arkham and that they are far more corrupt in this universe, but that doesn't give him the right to kill."
"How did the revolutionaries get freaking missiles," Zatanna asked.
"Unfortunately, that is related to this event so I can't say. It will be revealed later, though," Zatara assured her.
Bruce's eyes narrowed. He had a suspicion that it wasn't the rebels who shot Elliot down.
"If they're not careful, they'll get themselves killed," Conner said.
"Yeah, but what about all the people in the helicopter? I hate them as much as everyone else here, but the rebels are going to kill them. Someone as high profile as Thomas Elliot would give the higher ups an even bigger reason to oppress them even more," Diana said.
Dick blushed at seeing Barbra leading the revolutionaries. It was kinda hot. Until she said they killed her dad.
"They killed my dad." Barbra closed her eyes for a second and then opened them.
Dick reached over and grabbed her hand.
"Normally I'd be more excited to see Tim in one of these but given the circumstances," Dick said.
"I get what you mean." Wally grimaced as they killed the men.
They all did. Everything that was going on in this; it was wrong.
"Damn it," Hal exclaimed.
"Where are the other heroes? I get Gotham somehow became an independent city-state, but that wouldn't stop the heroes," Clark complained.
There was complete silence. No one said a word. They all just stared at the screen for what seemed like an eternity. It didn't play. It just paused on Dick standing there.
Finally, Dick himself broke the silence. "Let's move on."
No one objected.
Notes:
Man I really hate when DC pushes Nightwing to be a Talon/ a part of the Court of Owls. Also, in the comics, Ollie is Left leaning on the political spectrum and hates rich people. Including himself.
Chapter 30: Tales from the Dark Multiverse: Batman: Hush Part 2
Notes:
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There was complete silence. No one said a word. They all just stared at the screen for what seemed like an eternity. It didn't play. It just paused on Dick standing there.
Finally, Dick himself broke the silence. "Let's move on."
No one objected.
So I've been able to leave before. On multiple occasions, too. It could be relevant later.
"So it couldn't have been Bruce and it wasn't the Outsiders, who was it," Barbra asked.
"I don't know, but I have a feeling we'll find out," Dick said.
Dick smiled. "A genius as always."
"You're overselling me," Barbra replied.
"Not really," M'Gann said. "You're easily the smartest person on the team."
"Fucking rich people. They could easily solve this, but no. They'd rather use the money on themselves."
"So you use your money and fame for charities but hate the rich for not doing that," J'onn noted. "But since you do that, why do you hate yourself for being rich?"
"Because there has never been a pure good rich person! We all suck!"
"Human thought process still eludes me," Red Tornado said.
"This Gotham is horrid," Artemis said. "Is there anyone who actually isn't evil?"
Zatara just shook his head.
"It's somehow even worse than that universe created by Darkseid," Barbra complained.
"How many secret organizations are in Gotham, The League of Assassins, the Court of Owls," Ollie asked.
"There's also the Order of St. Dumas, Mirror House, the Black Glove, and the Leviathan," Dick supplied.
Several people stared at him.
"Where are the other superheros," Bruce asked. He hated when other heroes showed up in Gotham, but this was the exception. They were needed. Not only was Batman not a real hero here but Wayne Enterprise didn't exist either which meant no charities, or easy jobs for criminals that need it.
"They were ordered to stay away by the president of Gotham or he'd declare war," Zatara answered.
Clark's eyes narrowed. "He could try."
"You'd risk war just to save people," Hal asked.
"I don't represent the United States. I represent myself. If there is a place where I'm needed I'll go there."
"No matter who wins this fight, Gotham loses," Diana said.
"You're right, but hopefully they'll at least weaken each other for the Outsiders to take Gotham back to the people," Ollie said. "Sic Semper Tyrannis."
"I didn't feel anything," Bruce noted.
"Since it is from another multiverse, it technically isn't a variant of you and so you don't have to feel anything."
"And Bruce, you did one good thing here. You got Jason and I to get along... temporarily." Dick's joke did nothing to ease the atmosphere.
"So the two of them together can't stop him," Barry said.
"At this point, I doubt anyone in Gotham can," Dinah admitted.
"Thalia is many things, sloppy isn't one of them," Bruce said. "She wouldn't kill in such a public place."
"I hate her, but yeah, you're right about that," Dick agreed.
"He was even able to break into Elliot's house with the League there and they didn't know," Wally stated. "How?"
"It's Batman," Clark supplied. "He can sneak up on me and Wonder Woman when we're both looking for him. It's best not to ask."
The entire Batfamily smirked.
"My house. Wayne Manor. He'll be walking to his death," Bruce said.
"On one hand, one less rich tyrant, on another, you will be the one to kill him," Ollie said.
Bruce didn't respond.
"And I'm there," Dick said. He was really starting to hate the sound of his voice.
"I'm confused by his plan. Was he expecting Bruce to just be at home, relaxing? Not doing anything, with his guard down? That he would just let Thomas shoot him," M'gann asked.
"He's extremely paranoid," Dinah told her. "That Bruce has been toying with him all day. He's been watching him, was there when he was shot down, attacked him at a warehouse, made multiple attacks where he left newspapers of the attack and whatever else."
"Which means he knows everything. Including his plans to take over Gotham," Conner commented.
"No matter what, there'll be a power vacuum," Zatanna said.
"Which is why you always have to be careful when taking down criminal organizations. Make sure you also cripple their competitors," Dinah said. "It won't stop the gang wars but it will slow them down. And if you're lucky, you can capitalize on it."
Several people jumped at the sudden attack.
"Court of Owls against League of Assassins. That's not good," Wally said.
"Countless deaths; all for control of a city that will continue to fall and crumble in on itself," Bruce growled out.
"They will also weaken each other in the war. It could be the opening the outsiders need to take back control of their city," Ollie said.
"That's Alfred." To say dick and the rest of the people were shocked would be an understatement.
"Unfortunately," Zatara said.
They all stared at the empty husk of a man that had become the butler. Like everything else in this universe, it just felt wrong. Like it shouldn't have happened.
"I just realized, where's Dick," Wally asked.
"We both know the answer to that."
Wally looked down. He hated that he knew what happened to his brother. Even this version. "Yeah, I do."
"How long was he planning this," Red Tornado asked.
"Over a decade," Zatara revealed.
"About the same time as me, then," Bruce realized.
"He's the reason my dad is dead in this universe? All for his parents' money?" She found it a lot harder to feel sympathy for him.
"Barbra..."
"I don't want him to die. But he killed my dad. I don't particularly care if he does right now."
Chapter 31: Tales from the Dark Multiverse: Batman: Hush Part 3
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"He's the reason my dad is dead in this universe? All for his parents' money?" She found it a lot harder to feel sympathy for him.
"Barbra..."
"I don't want him to die. But he killed my dad. I don't particularly care if he does right now."
Several people sympathized with him, to an extent.
"He didn't even know what happened to his parents," Zatanna realized. She could relate to that. She knew what it was like to not know what happened to her dad. All the nights she stayed up worrying about him. He is back now... But for how long?
Zatara reached over and placed his hand on his daughter's shoulder. "I'm here. I'm okay."
"I went through the same thing. It doesn't give him the right to kill. Nothing does." Bruce hated this variant of himself. No matter what, there was never an excuse to kill. To not save someone's life if you could.
"So a watered down version of Bruce's training," Clark said.
"He was still able to beat Jason and Dick. We don't know how well trained they are, but they must be near perfect fighters to be as feared and capable as they are in this universe," Diana told him.
"What he did was wrong, but that doesn't mean he deserves to die," Bruce stated.
"His death was guaranteed. The Court of Owls wants him dead, the League of Assassins now see him as a liability, the Outsiders want him dead. No matter who wins, he will die," Hal said.
"I don't care. He has a chance to change. And even if he doesn't, that doesn't mean he deserves to die. If you kill one person, where do you stop? What separates the ones who should die from the ones who shouldn't," Bruce asked.
"Good job, Tim! Keep fighting your oppressors," Ollie exclaimed.
Several people rolled their eyes. However, it did help lighten the atmosphere a bit.
"That will always be creepy," M'gann commented.
"I'll definitely hear it in my nightmares," Conner agreed.
Dick shivered at seeing what had happened to his body. He was definitely thankful that he couldn't feel the pain from this universe.
Wally glared at the being. He still didn't trust him and likely wouldn't ever. "You're still here. We still remember you." Wally was extremely thankful for Artemis' words. And that anyone who overheard them didn't say anything.
Notes:
Man, the Dark Multiverse was such a dumb idea. It's almost always too edgy for the sake of being too edgy. Although, I'll admit this story wasn't as bad as it could be.
Chapter 32: Exploring Dick Grayson - Batman's Greatest Success by Sage's Rain
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Dick shivered at seeing what had happened to his body. He was definitely thankful that he couldn't feel the pain from this universe.
Wally glared at the being. He still didn't trust him and likely wouldn't ever. "You're still here. We still remember you." Wally was extremely thankful for Artemis' words. And that anyone who overheard them didn't say anything.
"I really hope we don't have to view anything from that multiverse again," Zatanna said. "It gives me the creeps."
"Unfortunately, we will. But not for some time," Zatara assured his daughter and the rest of the audience. "For now, we are going to watch someone break down Dick Grayson."
"What does that mean," Dick asked. "I-"
Zatara waved his hand at the screen. "Just watch."
Batman: Robin needed to help bring the man who murdered his family to justice.
Wonder Woman: So he could turn out like you?
Batman: So that he wouldn't.
Everyone winced at the interaction. Those meetings were definitely not the League's best moments with all the infighting.
Bruce looked thoughtful. He was right. Dick didn't turn out like him. Dick had become so much more. And he was still improving. Getting better. He would eventually become the greater of the two. And Bruce was looking forward to it.
Sage: Robin, Nightwing, Agent 37, Batman. These four identities make up the hero but unlike his mentor, whether he is Dick Grayson or Robin or Nightwing or any of these personalities, he remains the same person. There is no separation.
Sage: In costume or not, Dick Grayson is set apart by his charisma and his jokes. By his kindness and his generosity. And he has irresistible charm. Proven by the dozens of characters he seduced.
Dick immediately started to blush. "I would rather not have him talk about this."
Sage: And Dick Grayson is one of my favorite DC Characters. And my favorite Robin.
Dick Grayson: Robin
Sage: The Boy Wonder became Batman's first son after his parents, residents of Haley's Traveling Circus, were killed. The young Grayson Boy was taken in by Bruce Wayne, the only man who knew how to consul the young child.
No one commented. They all knew Dick's origin story.
Sage: And soon after, the two paraded the streets of Gotham as Batman and Robin. The Dark Knight and his squire.
Sage: It was in these early years that the role of Robin to Batman seemed so necessary. Not only to the Bat, but the man underneath the cowl. He needed someone by his side to remind him why he does it. And overall, Robin brought tremendous light to Batman's life. One that countered his darkness. It even brought Batman a rare smile.
'Yeah, it did,' Bruce thought. But he wasn't going to say it out loud.
"And I needed you. Not Bruce or Batman. I needed Bruce and Batman."
"I also needed you."
Sage: This was another chance, besides cleaning the streets of Gotham, to make meaningful change to make meaningful change in someone else's life.
Sage: And the original Boy Wonder, to me, would end up being Batman's greatest success.
Clark smiled. Yeah, Dick was easily Bruce's greatest success. He didn't approve of it at first, but it was the right thing. Especially knowing everything he knew now.
He glanced at all the people that had been taken up as partners and how far they've come. How far they have left to go...
Then he looked at Conner. They had made up and Conner had mostly agreed to be trained, but Clark couldn't help but wonder how much further he would be if he had trained him from the start.
Sage: During Grayson's time as the Boy Wonder, Batman gave the young bird a solid foundation. But Dick was in his nature, always a hero. Never just Batman's partner.
Sage: In Robin: Year One, we see these instincts to protect those around him and instincts to protect those he doesn't even know.
"That's something every hero has. It's kinda a requirement to be a hero," Dick said.
"You're right, but you still have to give yourself some credit. One day, you will be among the best," Diana told him.
Sage: Batman taught him to be strong. Watered these roots that would blossom when he led the Titans and later when he became Nightwing.
Sage: While their relationship stayed strong, to Dick, Bruce would always see him as his son. never as his equal. Even and especially in his costume, causing resentment from the new solo hero.
"He always saw you as his equal, even then," Barbra told him.
"I know that now," Dick replied.
Dick Grayson: Nightwing.
Sage: When Grayson becomes Nightwing, and ventures out to Blüdhaven, Dick learns what it's like to be a hero.
Sage: Chuck Dixon's long standing Nightwing run presents Blüdhaven to the new hero. A city that is in a few ways, even worse than Gotham. Nightwing needed to prove himself and to Batman especially that he wasn't a sidekick and that he was strong enough to protect his own city.
"That's pretty similar to what happened in our universe," Wally commented.
"Agreed. Each of us wanted to prove we were better than just sidekicks," Kaldur added.
"And we did," Dick agreed. "And we've done so much more since then."
They shared a look. The three of them plus Roy were the first actual sidekicks. Even M'gann and Conner only became heroes after the Team was formed. The three of them though, they had been heroes for years at that point.
Sage: Dick wanted room to make mistakes and to be his own person not to live in the shadow of the Bat anymore. And in the very first issue, he saves a young girl getting assaulted and even gets her a job. Telling her to go to Wayne Industries and to tell them that Dick Grayson sent her.
Sage: Saving this girl as Dick Grayson shows the kindness and the strength instilled in him by Bruce that would be on display many more times after this.
Red Tornado couldn't help but feel... something. He couldn't feel emotions but he couldn't help but feel something akin to pride, maybe? He had watched these kids grow and learn to be better heroes. Disobeying orders when necessary and even managing to beat them once. Even if the League was technically holding back. "You were always a hero, Dick. You all were."
"He's right," Dinah agreed. "One day, you'll become greater heroes than all of us."
Dick Grayson: Batman.
Sage: When Dick takes on the daunting task of being Batman when Bruce gets sent back in time; there is a case to be made that Dick is the only logical choice.
Dick frowned at that. Sure, he would take up the cowl if he had to. But he didn't want to. He could do so much more as Nightwing than he ever could as Batman.
Sage: Jason was the Red Hood. He held too much anger and was too brutal to be the Bat. Damion was the most skilled of them all but too young and inexperienced to be Batman. Tim was Batman's greatest partner, the family's best detective. Tim was so cerebral, but he joined to be Batman's partner and that connection with Bruce was so close he spent his waking moments trying to find his mentor.
Sage: But Dick was perfect for it. Skilled detective, almost Batman's equal in martial arts abilities. But what really set him apart from the others was his abilities to lead. Dick may be kind but that kindness goes hand in hand with his ability to be a firm and decisive leader.
Kaldur smiled at that. He knew he didn't want to be the team leader forever. Truthfully, he always saw Dick as his successer. Wally rarely thought things through and was known to run into battle without a plan. Artemis was a great fighter and could be a leader, but she still had too much self doubt. Conner, M'gann and Zatanna didn't really want to be the team leader.
Sage: His generosity and strength earn his respect. And when he becomes Batman, he never loses himself, his signature charisma and confidence is on full display even when he's under the cowl.
Sage There is a purity about Dick Grayson. A purity that doesn't exist in his mentor. The difference between Bruce and Dick is that Bruce is motivated by his obsession with vengeance and or justice depending on the writer.
Dinah had to resist the urge to look at Bruce. It was no question that his mental psyche wasn't the best. No matter what she did, he wasn't going to talk about it to anyone.
Sage: Because he hasn't gotten over his parents' death, obsession has plagued the Dark Knight. There is inherent darkness in Bruce that he has to actively and consciously fight off every time he puts on the cape and cowl and it's what gives him that edge that no one else in that universe has.
Bruce looked away. He knew he probably should seek therapy. He just... couldn't.
Sage: But Dick coped with the trauma of his parents' death. Ever since Bruce and Alfred took him in, he's been healing. There isn't any rage that festers inside of him. There's no darkness. And Dick Grayson is the light. He is emotionally available, he's willing to trust others, no matter who he's put around or what situation he's in, he tries to do the right thing.
Sage: At the end of the Grayson series, he sacrifices his body to be a vessel for darkness instead of Helena Bartonelli. And that moment, to me, embodied Dick Grayson. It's that purity that allows him to wear the cape and cowl and understand that it will never possess him. That Gotham will never possess him. That's the strength he has.
Sage: At times his heart rivals even Superman with it's purity and aptitude for goodness.
Dick shook his head. "No one will ever rival Superman."
"Not yet, but eventually. I'm a hero and will be until I physically can't but you kids can surpass me," Clark said.
"Clark as much as I'd love for one of them to surpass us, the chances of anyone ever being seen as a better hero than any of us, especially you, is next to none," Diana said.
"She's right," Zatanna said. "We're heroes. But you, you're the hero."
"It isn't a downplay on us. It's simply that you're the greatest."
Dick Grayson is the light.
Sage: And to continue that point, I stated that Dick Grayson is the light and this extends to his relationships.
Sage: Nearly everyone he meets, he becomes acquainted with. Almost as if that charm were his hidden superpower.
Sage: One of the most important relationships in Dick Grayson's life has been with Barbra Gordon. Their evolution best friends in their youth to rekindled love when they were older found them playing off each other's personalities. Dick being more outgoing whereas Barbra was more introverted and a relationship out of necessity when Barbra became Oracle and Dick became Nightwing. Off and on duty they've always needed each other. And Barbra is always an important part to Grayson's story.
The duo blushed.
Sage: Another noteworthy relationship being Dick and Koryander or Starfire. Who is Dick's partner for his tenure in the Titans. Their similar personalities resulted in passionate lovers but also good friends.
"I don't know who that is, but I don't need to. I have the perfect woman."
"First Wally, now you? Is anyone else randomly good at flirting now," M'gann asked.
"Don't look at me," Conner said.
Sage: To the Batfamily, Dick is not only the ideal to aspire to, but a big brother to everyone. And at times such as the Grayson run or the Gates of Gotham run, he's been able to command the respect of each and every member of the family and he's able to bring out their emotion. knows what makes them tick.
"So basically the successful older brother." Artemis hit Wally. "Worth it."
"I mean, he's kinda right," Barry said.
"Aren't you both single children," Hal asked.
Sage: Jason had huge shoes to fill, and while they weren't as close as everyone else, in the Grayson run, he comes close to calling Dick his brother. And for Jason, that's incredible.
"At least we get to stop that," Barbra said. "We can prevent him from dying. From becoming Red Hood."
Sage: Tim was Robin when Bruce was at his most vulnerable. At his most volatile. Being the protege that followed after Jason. But at every turn, every question he had about the job, Dick was there to lend a hand. To be a big brother to young Robin. Mentoring and guiding him. For life in and out of the costume. Dick was able to help guide Tim to somewhat understanding Batman. And to being the perfect Robin.
"What will we do with Tim? If he wants to be a hero and finds out our identities, what do we do," Dick asked.
"Let Jason be Red Hood without the murder," Artemis suggested.
Sage: and Finally for Damian; Dick was Damian's Batman for a time in the Batman and Robin run. And Grayson was able to get through that tough and cold heart that Damian has. He was able to give Damian what he needed the most; what he never received; reassurance and love. He gave him respect as an equal. Dick was able to openly tell Damian he was proud of him or that he was smart.
Dick smiled sadly. He loved Bruce but he definitely wasn't good at expressing emotions. Although he has gotten better.
Sage: And my favorite moment of the two being their hug in the Grayson run. And this moment right here in Batman Incorporated.
Damian: So far, I'd like to say you've been my favorite partner. We were the best, Richard. No matter what anyone says.
Dick: Hey. We can't help being great.
"Humble," Conner grunted.
"I can't help it if I'm great," Dick smiled at him.
Damian: Ready?
Sage: That to me, is a perfect illustration of their bond. Dick and Damian were so close that Damian leapt into his arms because he was so happy to see him. That's so uncharacteristic for the young Wayne. Dick was the perfect contrast to Damian's aggression and anger. And a fitting opposite of Tim's reluctance and cautiousness.
Sage: Under the shadow of Bruce, expectation can be so heavy, but Dick was always there to lift that weight off their shoulders and to tell them that they were doing a great job. To tell them that they were worthy.
"Bruce can do that too. In his own way," Dick said.
"His very unique way, but in own way," Barbra said.
Sage: That's the unrelenting kindness that dick has. That's his charm. His ability to deeply understand others and their needs.
Sage: In Dixon's Nightwing, Tim tells him that he and Bruce are different but way more alike than either of them would like to admit. Their need for independence. Their need to be a hero. To have their own city to protect.
"That was always obvious," J'onn said. "The two of you are similar and very different. In ways that matter and ways that don't."
Sage: While it may have brought resentment from Nightwing in the early stages of their relationship, a part of me believes it made Bruce so proud when Dick left Gotham.
"I was. I'm always proud of you. Of the man you've become."
"I know."
Sage: Though they share the same similarities, Dick is everything that Bruce isn't. He has the ability to trust other's and to ask for help. Look at all the people he's been able to help. Dick Grayson is who he is because of the bonds he created. Because he's not obsessed.
Sage: Unlike any other and unlike the Bat, Dick Grayson is able to inspire hope and goodness. And I think Dick is exactly who Bruce wishes he were. Who he would've been had he been able move on.
Sage: But again, Bruce is so proud of his son for what he's become. To all the Robins, Dick is the Golden standard that each Robin looks towards. Someone who is compassionate and kind but also strong and assertive. A true leader.
Artemis thought back to when the Red Androids invaded the Cave. She panicked and probably would have caused everyone to die, but Dick had kept level-headed. He had been a true leader and was the reason that any of them survived.
Sage: In Grayson; Dick spent ten days in the dessert without food or water to protect a baby. The little water he had for himself, he left it for his enemy, Midnighter. To make sure he didn't die either. And one of the men who finds him proceeds to say that this is no god, it's just a man.
Sage: And this moment encapsulates Dick Grayson's heart. Someone who does the good because it is the good. Someone who will save his enemies before he saves himself. Someone who inspires others to be better.
Sage: And through everything, after Dick resented Batman for not treating him as an equal, Bruce sees Dick as someone who can be an even better Batman than him, if he wanted to. And that's the highest praise coming from Bruce Wayne. And that is why Dick Grayson is Batman's greatest success.
"Damn right," Bruce said.
They all stared at him.
"What?"
"Hearing you cuss is weird," Arthur said.
Notes:
I agree with the video for the most part, but he started to repeat himself a lot, which made it hard to diversify their reactions.
Chapter 33: Batman's Compassion by Sage's Rain
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"Damn right," Bruce said.
They all stared at him.
"What?"
"Hearing you cuss is weird," Arthur said.
"Honestly, the way he talked about me might have been weirder than the Death Battle guys," Dick said.
"What do you mean," Kaldur asked.
"Wiz and Boomstick mostly just went over things I did, they didn't really explain much about me. This guy went into specifics about me. And the way he was listing events and talking like I'm some fictional character was weird."
"Yeah, I can get that," Wally said. Since he was the only other character that had been analysed. And that had been by Wiz and Boomstick. He could fully understand why that would be weird.
As if reading his thoughts, Zatara said. "Now we will be watching him talk about Batman."
Bruce ground his teeth together. He really didn't want every little detail of his life broken down.
Zatara must have realized what Bruce was thinking because he said: "Don't worry. This isn't about your life but your personality. Specifically an often underrated part of it. Your compassion." Zatara waved his hand and the screen came to life:
Sage: Depending on where you've consume the different types of media related to Batman, they all highlight the different aspects of Batman's character.
Sage: Whether it be the detective work and fighting skills in the Arkham series or the more violent brooding Bat on the big screen, the comics that represent the pinnacle of the character, they all help and portray the incredible complex character that is Batman.
"Yeah, being talked about like we're fictional characters is always going to be weird," M'gann said.
"How do you think I feel? We just had a whole segment about breaking me down and analyzing everything about me. My personality, origins, heck I'm surprised he didn't talk about my favorite food."
Sage: I want to focus on the animated version of Batman and how through two different moments in two different series portrayed Batman's compassion.
Sage: Looking at the heart of ice episode of Batman: the Animated Series and Justice League Unlimited's epilogue.
Sage: A Heart of Ice follows Victor Freeze better known as Mr. Freeze in the pursuit of Ferris Boyle, the man who nearly killed him and ended the life of Freeze's wife; Nora.
Those that knew Freeze's origin all grimaced.
"His origin is different in our universe," Dick said.
"What is it," M'Gann asked.
"His wife has a medical that is slowly killing his wife. The only way for him to save her was to freeze in cryo sleep. He robs people to get money to fund his research and find a way to save her," Dick explained.
"So why not pay for his experiments yourself, Bruce" Ollie suggested.
Bruce hated to admit it, but that was a good idea.
Sage: Mr. Freeze has always been, for me, one of the better of Batman's villains because of his tragic story and how that story brings out the most human side of the Bat.
Sage: In this episode, Batman Discovers what happened to Freeze and he feels terrible.
Batman: My God.
Everyone's eyes widened. If something was bad enough to get Batman to act like that and to feel terrible, it must have been horrible.
Sage: He even apologizes to Freeze. Batman later helps bring Boyle to justice for the scientist and even keeps an eye on him in his cell.
Sage: We can often fall in love with the idea that Batman is heartless. That his pursuit of vengeance is even stronger than his own humanity. Or that he isn't even human. That he is a cold-hearted monster.
"I hate to admit it, but I thought that way when you first debuted," Barbra said. "Before you started working with my dad."
"I was the same way. But then I started working with Dick, Kaldur and Roy. Then I found out that he's a big teddy bear." Bruce glared at Wally. "Except when he found out Dick told us his secret identity without his permission. He was not happy."
"He wasn't that bad," Kaldur said.
"He broke into my room in the middle of the night and threatened me."
"Technically it was only trespassing. To break into your room, I'd have to break something. I didn't."
"And I woke up to a man in a bat costume glaring at me like a freaking paralysis demon."
Sage: The idea that Bruce Wayne is the mask and his true identity is Batman. This idea could very well be true and I do think it is true, but what the Animated Universe portrayal of Batman does so well is retain his humanity above anything else.
Sage: He has compassion, even for his enemies, at the end of the day, he's trying to help them. Trying to help them. See them become better people. And he is trying to become a better person, but again, he is a man motivated by vengeance.
Sage: This internal struggle between wanting to do anything for the mission and helping even his enemies. is precisely what makes him human. And this episode shows this when he saves one of Freeze's henchmen. To which Alfred points out the henchmen wouldn't do the same for him. But that's the type of person that Batman is. He is Justice just as much as he is vengeance, and this conflict and symmetry between the two creates Batman.
Sage: The season two finale of Justice League Unlimited had Amanda Waller reveal she was the one who created Terry McGinnis and the Batman Beyond Project because of how necessary Batman was to the world and she tells Terry of the moment that made her realize this.
Barbra had a feeling she already knew what he meant but still asked; "What does he mean by that?"
"Terry McGinnis was created when Amanda Waller realized you were getting old. So she took your DNA and used nano tech to change Terry's dad's DNA so that he would impregnate his wife with your child. In that way, Terry is Bruce's kid."
"Fucking what," Dick blurted out. "You know what, never mind. I really don't want to know."
Sage: As Ace of the Royal Flush gang's illusions ran rampant, she needed to be killed before her aneurysm destroyed a city. Batman decides to be the one to do it because of the past he and Ace shared.
Sage: I said we could fall in love with the idea that Batman is heartless and even his own teammates do. No one even batted an eye when Batman needed to go kill a child. But it's in this moment where Batman's humanity is greater than any super power.
"I've never thought that," Clark told him.
"Neither did I," Diana added.
"I did at first. But I stopped that when I actually got to know you," Barry admitted.
"Jury's still out," Hal commented.
Sage: He didn't need to or even want to fight Ace. He needed and bravely decided to be vulnerable. He needed to let this girl into his mind so she can see his true intentions but also so she could see the past they shared. How troubled he was and when she tells him she's dying, again Batman apologizes. When she tells him she's scared, he stays with her and even holds her hand until her death.
They held a moment of silence for the girl.
Artemis secretly wished she could have met the girl. She knew exactly what it was like to be trained and forced to be a villain. The only difference was she got out. She would get to live a full life. Ace wouldn't.
"Does she exist in our universe?" Artemis had blurted the question out before she could stop herself. Luckily most people seemed to think it was more out of curiosity than because she related to the little girl. The ones who did catch on didn't say anything.
"No. It is rare for her to be created," Zatara admitted.
"What do you mean," Zatanna asked her dad.
"Different people appear more or less throughout the multiverse. Like Clark, Bruce and Diana are in almost every Universe and almost always become Superman, Batman and Wonder Woman. But some people, like Ace, don't appear in most universes," Zatara explained. He also decided to leave out that Artemis was one of those people.
Sage: Terry suggests that he planned it all in advance and we know how obsessive Batman can be. And the lengths he could go for the mission at hand but that ignores how good of a person Batman can be and has shown to be. It ignores the idea that Batman walked without knowing the state Ace was in and regardless of the outcome was going to be, he wasn't going to kill her. Even if he had to die, he wasn't going to kill that girl.
Sage: This moment paints Batman's greatest weakness as his strongest attribute. The fact that he is just a man. But with that fact he, more than anyone, knows that life is precious. That the gift that is the present is priceless and is forever fleeting. He knows that everyone deserves it. Whether it be Ace, Mr. Freeze, a Robin or his parents.
Sage: Sure, Ace caused trouble in this episode and in the past, but he knows exactly how she feels.
Again Artemis felt herself relating to the little girl. She had no choice in her previous actions, but she still wanted to be good. She hated that the girl was going to die.
Sage: He knows that Ace has never had anyone simply be a friend to her. He knows what it's like to be alone. His compassion is guiding him in this moment. He knows that she's never had anyone embrace her as she cried or be by her side while she was scared.
Sage: Everybody always feared her But here, Batman was fearless. He doesn't hesitate to sit by her side and be a real friend. And now in death, the final thing she felt was the warmth of another's hand.
Sage: The warmth of the cold-hearted Batman.
Sage: Of all the Batmen on screen, big or small, this is my favorite one because it's the most human.
They once again held a moment of silence for the girl. All of them wished that she had gotten to live a better life. A full life.
"I think it's time for another break. A full one this time," Zatara told them. "You all can eat, freshen up, do whatever you want until tomorrow. After breakfast, we will meet again and continue watching."
Notes:
So I have a few important things to add for the next chapter that will up the fun. Also, I hate that they made Terry Bruce's son. Even ignoring how fucking weird it was, it really takes away the appeal of him being a nobody criminal that Bruce trained to be the next Batman.
Chapter 34: Break #2
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They once again held a moment of silence for the girl. All of them wished that she had gotten to live a better life. A full life.
"I think it's time for another break. A full one this time," Zatara told them. "You all can eat, freshen up, do whatever you want until tomorrow. After breakfast, we will meet again and continue watching."
When he finished speaking several doors appeared to their sides and three in the back. "The doors to your sides are your bedrooms, they are each labeled, same as before. Men on the right, women on the left. Behind you are restrooms and the kitchen for you to eat."
He paused, thinking for a moment before adding: "And couples who share a room, your rooms are where the screen was before. I do ask that no one else decide to consummate their relationship." Everyone turned to face a red-faced Wally and Artemis.
"I still don't regret it," Artemis said.
"Too much information. I am going to get food now. Or throw up, I haven't decided." With that, Dick did an unnecessary flip over his chair and went to the kitchen. Everyone else started to filter towards the kitchen although a few stopped to use the restroom first.
In the kitchen, everyone was ordering their food and finding places to eat. Dick sat next to Barbra and across from Wally who was next to Artemis.
At another table, Zatanna sat with M'gann, Billy, and Conner. Nearby Hal, Barry, Ollie and Dinah were also talking. Well, Hal, Ollie and Dinah were talking, Barry was, of course, eating a whole turkey.
At the far end of the room, Bruce, Diana and Clark were talking and doing their best not to be overheard.
"Zatara isn't here," Bruce noted.
Clark scanned the room looking for the man but sure enough, he wasn't there. "Maybe he had to use the bathroom."
"No he didn't. I was the last to leave the room and he didn't go into the restroom and he didn't slip past me. The only ones who stayed behind were Red Tornado because he doesn't have to eat. J'onn stayed behind to keep him company. Kaldur and Arthur went to swim since their skin was drying up."
"So what? Maybe he's talking with Nabu," Diana suggested.
"I doubt it. Nabu has been MIA since Mr. Mxyzptlk showed up. Despite that, Zatara still acts like Nabu is still talking to him."
"You're right," Clark admitted. "But we can't exactly do anything about it."
"Yes, we can. The first chance we get, we'll interrogate him. I want answers."
"He won't just-"
Diana was cut off as the trio simultaneously disappeared. No one noticed them disappear.
Over with Dick, Barbra, Wally and Artemis, conversation was just as serious.
"So, Wally, have you thought of a way to get faster," Dick asked as he cut into a steak.
Wally set down his fork with a frown. "Not really. I mean, I've never been fast enough to do much and now I'm told I'm the fastest being in the multiverse, or a version of me is."
"You're faster than when you first started out, though, right," Barbra asked. She had a baked potato, but hadn't started eating it yet.
"Yeah. When I first started, I could break the sound barrier. Now I can get near Mach 2 but it takes a lot of effort. Mostly it's extremely painful and I'm extremely tired afterwards."
"You'll figure it out," Artemis encouraged.
"Yeah man, if you're capable of blowing yourself and your shed up just to get superpowers, then you can get faster," Dick said. He ate the piece of steak he was cutting then started eating a piece of broccoli.
"Yeah, so I've heard. For the past several- Ouch! Was that really necessary." He glared at Artemis.
"First, I barely hit you. Second, you'd probably do a lot better if you stopped doubting yourself."
"Now you sound like Uncle Barry."
"I imagine he would know about being fast," Barbra pointed out.
"But you could change that," Dick said. He ate a piece of his steak he had cut.
Wally rolled his eyes. "Whatever. Let's change the subject for now."
Artemis gave him a look that clearly said this conversation was far from over but they agreed to the subject change.
Dinah made sure Hal and Ollie were deep in conversation before asking Barry, "Have you thought about what I told you about Wally."
"You know I have. And I agree with you, the problem is Wally doesn't," Barry said. "Unless you've thought of a way for Wally to get his head out his butt, I don't know what to do." He sounded slightly irritated.
"You're his uncle, surely you can think of something."
"And he's a hero. We're all stupidly stubborn."
"We can agree on that. But seriously, nothing?"
"Every time I brought up the subject of his speed he got defensive, now that I told him about our little theory of him having Impostor Syndrome, it'll definitely be worse."
"You think we jumped the gun by telling him."
"Yeah. And it's only going to get worse. Especially when the Speed Force made us forget him while he experienced extreme pain and fought to keep his atoms from ripping themselves apart." He was definitely irritated, though she didn't know why.
Dinah looked saddened at being reminded of the ordeal. "You're right. But if he doesn't get faster, he could die. Sure we can stop the Reach as soon as they appear now, but they could still place those energy things."
"I know that," Barry hissed, causing Hal and Ollie to stop and look at them. "Sorry."
"What are you two talking about," Ollie asked. He didn't look too happy that Barry had snapped at his wife.
"Nothing important," Dinah lied.
"I think it's best that I go sit somewhere else for now. I need to clear my head." With that, Barry ran out of the room leaving his unfinished turkey behind.
"Do we want to know," Hal asked.
"No," Dinah said. Her voice left no room for argument.
Neither looked convinced but they went back to playing some board game that Hal had made using his ring. How they didn't mix up the pieces, Dinah didn't know, and she didn't care. She looked down at her half finished plate but she didn't have the appetite to eat anymore.
"I'm going to train a little before bed." She kissed Ollie on the cheek and left.
"Hey Zatanna, where's your dad," Billy asked. He was currently eating a burger that looked way too greasy. Why he had requested one with that much grease, they didn't know. But he seemed to love it.
She looked around and shrugged. "I don't know. Maybe he's talking to Nabu." She didn't seem happy about it but she wasn't concerned either. "Why"
"I figured you'd be eating with him since this is only the second dinner you had since you got him back in over a year and you don't know when you'll see him next."
Zatanna looked away.
"Hey Billy, how's your uncle doing," M'gann asked, quickly changing the subject. Zatanna shot her a grateful look.
"He's good." Thankfully, Billy hadn't noticed the sudden change of subject. "He's still supportive of me being a hero. But I can tell he still gets worried every time I go out. Not so much when I'm just patrolling, but he hates me going on League missions."
"Be thankful. I used to hate it too, but now I miss it more than anything," Zatanna advised.
"I know."
Conner grunted as he took a big bite from whatever fish he was eating. Maybe salmon? "Yeah, take it from a guy who has two dads who hate him and no mom, it's nice to have parental figures in your life."
"I thought you and Clark were trying to fix your relationship," M'gann said.
"We are. But he still hasn't earned my trust."
Soon enough, dinner had melted away. A few people stayed behind for dessert but that too, was quickly gone and everyone had returned to their rooms.
"So, what were you and Barry talking about," Ollie asked Dinah as he grabbed a towel.
"Nothing."
"We both know that's a lie."
"We do. But it's not my place to tell," Dinah told him.
"I know it has something to do with Barry and likely Wally as well."
"It may, but I won't say anything."
"Fine. I don't like it but I won't push you," Ollie said. "I'll be in the shower."
Dinah waited for the sound of the shower to turn on before smirking to herself. She got up and decided to join him.
"Can we talk," Artemis asked Wally.
"I'm not in any trouble am I?"
Artemis rolled her eyes as she sat down on their bed. "Wally, I'm serious."
Wally sat next to her. "What is it?"
"Why are you so scared of surpassing Barry?"
Wally laughed uncomfortably, looking anywhere but at her. "What do you mean?"
"Wally, look at me." He did. "You're entire hero career, you've been told you're not fast enough, how you'll never pass him, how you can't phase through things like him or whatever else like him."
"Yeah, so what?"
"We both know how small comments like that can affect someone. Even without them knowing it. If I had listened to those comments, I'd never have become a hero if I listened to them."
"Artemis..."
She placed her hand on his mouth. "Just entertain the idea. Please."
He gently pulled her hand away from his mouth. "I will. But I want to talk to you about something."
"What?"
"How you felt about Ace."
Artemis' face darkened as she looked away. "I saw myself in her. She had been abused her entire life, used for crimes. Forced to do things that she didn't want to do. It reminded me of when I still worked for Sportsmaster."
"Artemis, look at me." She did. "There's nothing wrong with you relating to her. I made the connection myself."
"It's not just that. I was thinking why me? Why did I get to get out and live when she didn't?"
"Just because you got out and she didn't, doesn't mean you didn't deserve to get out. I bet she would be glad you got out. You're a good person. Stronger than the rest of us. We all got to be heroes. You had to fight to be one."
"Wally, thank you." Artemis wasn't fully reassured, but Wally did make her feel a little better.
"Let's make a deal, if either of us is feeling self-conscious about anything or sad, angry or just needs to vent, we stop trying to hide it, because we're both bad at that."
"Deal."
"What the..." Clark trailed off. Him, Diana and Bruce were unceremoniously dumped... somewhere. It seemed to stretch on for eternity in every direction. Including up and down. It was as if they were simply transported to a void.
"Do not be afraid, but listen."
"Nabu, what did you do to us? Where are we?" Diana hated not seeing Nabu. Not knowing where he was. It was like she was surrounded by an enemy. An enemy she couldn't see.
"Where you are is irrelevant. It is a place only I have access to. You are in my Domain and you will listen."
"What do you want," Batman demanded.
"You have wanted answers to why I did this. Why I instructed Zatara to show you the future, past, alternate realities, and more. I will answer and you will listen."
"Okay then, tell us," Clark demanded. "Because you're really starting to annoy me."
"When I first collected you all, I told you it was to correct Fate. That Wallace's death wasn't meant to happen. That he and all of you should have been more powerful. I was telling the truth, but I omitted another part."
"We figured, but why?" Diana really wished Nabu would make himself visible. If only so she knew where to look. And where to attack if necessary.
"Darkseid, the man I told you about, is one of the evil beings in the multiverse, he attacks. And he will win. But Fate wasn't meant for it to go that way. He was meant to lose. But because you all were not at your full strength..."
"So you made us watch all of this so that we could be more powerful, more prepared, Batman stated. "Then why not awaken our full power yourself. Surely the great Nabu could."
"I can. But I can't interfere with Fate so directly. It would attract even more attention than even this."
The three shared a look.
"I will return you three as well as my Avatar but speak not to anyone about this. If you try then you will find yourself unable to as your voice fails to make sound."
The three were once again unceremoniously teleported, this time to their respective rooms.
The next day at breakfast, Zatara made an announcement. "Nabu has felt that since very few of his goals in bringing you all here have been met, he will be making the Price worse. Now instead of just pain, you will feel every single action of your counterpart. The contraction of their muscles from walking to the feeling of if they are eating something. You will feel it all."
The room exploded with noise. Some were protesting, some accepted, Wally audibly cussed out Nabu, but at the far end, three figures resisted the urge to look at each other. They each knew why he was doing this. It was because of them.
"I know you do not like it, but he has deemed it necessary. When you finish eating, please find your way to the theater so that we may continue." Having said what he was required to, Zatara grabbed a piece of toast and left the room.
After the announcement, even the speedsters found themselves without an appetite so they each left the room where Zatara was waiting, having already ate his toast.
"Next we will be a variant of Wonder Woman, the version of her that was created by Darkseid for his Universe," Zatara told them.
Notes:
So yeah, that happened. But hey, they get to react to more of Darkseid's canon fan fiction that is known as the Absolute Universe so... Yay!
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After the announcement, even the speedsters found themselves without an appetite so they each left the room where Zatara was waiting, having already eaten his toast.
"Next we will be a variant of Wonder Woman, the version of her that was created by Darkseid for his Universe," Zatara told them.
Several people winced and covered their ears at the screech. Conner and Clark were especially disoriented.
"What is that? It's not any spaceship I recognize," Hal said.
Diana shook her head. "This story is about me so it probably isn't from space. My guess is that it's something from hell."
"You don't recognize it either," Bruce asked.
"No. It might be something that exists in this universe, it might not be," Diana stated.
"I... I don't know what those things are," Diana admitted. She was silently begging her alternate self to get there as quickly as possible.
"Relax, you'll arrive soon enough," Zatara told her. "Just keep in mind that you will look significantly different from how you look now."
"Even more different than Bruce," Dick asked.
"Yes."
"Is that... Is that Diana," M'gann asked
"Yes."
"Why am I riding a skeleton Pegasus," Diana asked.
Clark raised an eyebrow. "Do you not like it? I think it's awesome."
"It definitely is," Diana agreed. "I'm just curious where it came from."
"That will be revealed later."
"This version of you is badass," Barry said.
Diana frowned. "I don't like her smearing blood on her face. It seems barbaric." It was also weird, feeling the wind blowing against her, the feeling of blood on her hands and it smeared on her face.
"Yeah, and Bruce's used explosives, so that is hardly the worst thing we've seen in this universe," Dick told her.
"It's still gross," Wally told him.
"I never said it wasn't."
"Wait, this version of Diana was raised in hell," Artemis asked.
"Yet she still became a hero." Clark smiled. "It seems Diana is always destined to be a hero."
Diana however, was focused on something else. "What happened to Themyscira?" Diana was worried about the fate of her home. She now knew more about the man that created this universe, and she knew just what he was capable of doing. Just how evil he was.
Zatara looked like he was hoping she wouldn't ask. "It will show later."
Diana frowned. It was clear neither fate or Darkseid were kind to her home.
"Circe," Diana growled. "I should've known she would have something to do with this."
"Actually, she doesn't. Just as several of Batman's villains are good, Circe is also good. And she is the reason you're alive," Zatara assured her.
Diana looked conflicted. "Very well.I will give her one chance."
"Did Apollo just give me to that witch," Diana asked.
"You said you'd give her a chance," Bruce reminded her.
"Besides, I think baby Diana looks kinda cute," Hal said.
"By the gods, what did my sisters do," Diana asked.
"I will tell you later."
Wally leaned over to Dick and whispered; "Man, Jeff Bezos is going to have a nightmare naming his company now."
"Now is not the time." Despite that, Dick had a small smile on his face.
Several people gripped their seats harshly. They knew she survived, but that wouldn't stop them from worrying. After all, it was a baby Diana, in Hell, raised by one of her worst enemies.
There was a moment of silence before several people started laughing.
"I will admit, I wasn't expecting that," Ollie said when he regained his breath.
"Circe does raise a good point, will the gods send more things to kill Diana or was the snake merely a coincidence," Red Tornado asked.
Diana frowned. She had served the gods for centuries. To think that they would ever want her dead... She decided not to think about it.
Diana didn't even wince when the fire hit her counterpart.
"It seems like your variant likes demon animal things," M'gann noted. Garfield would like her. Thinking about her younger 'brother' made her wonder when she last visited him. 'I really need to visit him again. I can also see if he has his powers yet.'
"I guess you were right to have me trust her." Diana was glad that Circe had taken a liking to that version of her. Because that was the only way she would have survived. Even without the demons, there was exposure, no food or water or any other amount of things could kill her.
"If you are domesticating all the animals, then I wonder what the place will look like in a few years," Kaldur said. "The place is rather small."
"I imagine they could expand the house if necessary," Arthur told his partner.
"Circe is a good mother, despite all her flaws and being in literal Hell," Conner noted.
"This just proves that she could be so much more. If only she tried," Diana agreed.
Diana frowned at the sight of the dead bird demon. She would kill if necessary, but she wouldn't enjoy it. But still, Diana couldn't help but wonder if Circe could change her ways. It wasn't likely, but it was possible.
"I can't get over that you have a skeleton Pegasus," Barbra said.
"Wolf is better," Conner said.
"You think Wolf is better than every animal."
"Because Wolf is."
"Honestly, I was expecting something worse," Hal admitted.
"Honestly, same," Dinah admitted. "But its size doesn't mean it isn't more powerful."
"It isn't the final villain," Bruce reminded. "He is just the boss of all the other goons. Which means it is more powerful than the others."
Diana covered her ears at the screech. Even when it ended, there was still a ringing in her ears.
"Are you okay," Clark asked.
Diana waved him off. "I've had worse."
Diana grunted as all the Harbingers rammed into her. It wasn't painful, but the force did catch her off guard.
"This guy is strong. Do you have a plan to take him down yet," Ollie asked.
Diana shook her head. "Maybe if I had my Lasso but I do not know if I have it in this universe."
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"This guy is strong. Do you have a plan to take him down yet," Ollie asked.
Diana shook her head. "Maybe if I had my Lasso but I do not know if I have it in this universe."
Diana let out a loan grunt of pain as she was hit and flung backwards. 'So he actually can hurt me.'
"Are you good," Dinah asked.
"I'm fine."
"I can say Amazon again. Good, maybe now I can figure out what happened to it."
"You're still a long way from finding out what happened to them," Red Tornado pointed out.
"Dude, not helping," Wally exclaimed. "We're trying to keep a positive mindset."
"I am incapable of a positive mindset."
Wally, along with several others, sighed.
"And now the Harbinger should be worried," Dick said.
"He was scary for a little bit, but now Diana is going to stop him," Dick said.
As the screen cut off, there were a few groans.
"Come on," Wally complained. "I was looking forward to watching Diana beat that thing."
Notes:
Kelly Thomson is easily one of my favorite WW writers of all time. She is killing it with the Absolute Wonder Woman run. I hope she gets a main Universe run.
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As the screen cut off, there were a few groans.
"Come on," Wally complained. "I was looking forward to watching Diana beat that thing."
"Unfortunately, that was all Nabu saw fit to have you all see. It was meant to introduce you to her for now," Zatara explained.
"I hate Nabu," Wally commented.
Choosing to ignore Wally's comment, Zatara continued, "Now we shall watch their version of Superman in that universe." He paused for a moment before continuing: "Clark, Nabu wants me to tell you that Krypton will be shown in this viewing, but it is not like our version."
"Wait," Diana interrupted. "Themyscira, what happened to it? To my sisters?"
Zatara frowned. "I do not know."
Diana narrowed her eyes. "What do you mean 'you don't know?'"
"Nabu has decided not to tell me, or else I would tell you."
"What the..." Clark trailed off. He knew this wasn't the same Krypton, but it was also the only one he'd ever seen. And just seeing the volcanoes, the pollution, and no real nature in sight, it left a bad taste in his mouth.
"Remember, this isn't your Krypton," Diana reminded him.
"I never saw Krypton as my home, Earth is, but it is my home planet. And seeing it like this..."
"So only the most powerful have any say and are the only ones who can actually do something," Ollie commented. "This Krypton is a glorified Oligarchy."
"It seems that way," Dinah agreed
"Crap," Clark muttered. He knew all too well what no rain could do to a farmer. He also lived in a place where everyone would come together and help each other when that happened. This place wasn't like that.
"It'll work out," Bruce told him.
"Is that my mom," Clark asked.
"Yes."
Clark was transfixed on his mom. 'So that's what she looks like.'
"Why do they have to pay for rain," Dick asked.
"Rain doesn't naturally happen anymore."
"Doing all of that just to grow crops? How are they able to even feed the population," Barbra asked. "No way is that going to sustain a whole planet. It would barely feed a country."
"It can't," Clark said. "At least, not for long."
"You know, in a weird way, I'm glad I'm a part of the Labor Guild. It means I know what the average person is like. What they go through," Clark said.
"We get what you mean," Barry assured him.
"A mine shaft," Clark asked. "Is that where my dad works?"
"Yes," Zatara responded.
Conner frowned. "It doesn't sound too stable. I can hear the rumbling even through the video."
"I doubt these Kryptonians put too much effort into safety, big guy," Wally told him.
"Looks like the higher ups think they're more qualified for a job than the people who actually do the job. Typical," Artemis said.
"They just want as much money as they can get. That means having the miners work no matter the conditions," Ollie told her. "And they have no choice but to listen or they get fired."
"They need to get out of there," M'gann said worriedly.
"They will," Zatanna said, hoping she was right. She'd rather not see these people get crushed to death by a collapsing mine shaft. Or worse, have them suffocate to death because they weren't rescued in time.
"So this Krypton suppresses any criticism of the government, punishes the people who speak out, crushes any descent, and ignores the truth and warnings," Ollie listed off.
Clark was hating this Krypton more and more. It went against everything he believed in.
Fear filled Clark at seeing all the Kryptonite flood into the room. Not only that but it was melting the man. "Holy crap!"
"This Kryptonite is far worse than ours," Conner said. While he didn't show it, he was just as scared as Clark.
"That'll kill them," Wally exclaimed.
"I doubt the ones in charge care very much. And those guards will force them to mine anyway," Dinah advised.
"All these companies care about is how much profit they can get," Hal added. "It's sad but true."
"Good job, Clark," Ollie complimented.
"Even through all that you went through on this Earth, you still stand up for the little man," Bruce said. "Despite everything Darkseid changed, it seems he is wrong. We are all still heroes."
It almost reminded him of Joker and how he acted at times. How he believed any person could become as insane as him. Both of them were wrong.
"I just thought of something," Barry said. "If that Superman grew up with his dad as a miner, he would know their struggles."
"What's your point," Arthur asked.
"I'm saying that despite not growing up on Earth, he still managed to find people to relate to. He knows their struggles because his dad faced the same ones. In fact, he may have had to be a miner himself."
Clark smiled at him. "That actually makes sense." Good. So I still found a way to be human. To relate to them.
"So this Clark can speak Portuguese," Diana noted. "But who taught him?"
"He probably taught himself," Dick pointed out. "Or at least, he taught himself the basics. He definitely didn't learn from the locals."
Zatara shook his head. "No, his suit translates everything for him."
"Wait, my suit as in it's alive?"
"In a way. It just has an AI that helps you."
"Clark just pulled a Batman," Wally said, earning a few chuckles.
Bruce just glared at him.
"Sorry, Bruce. But I've been glared at too many times. I've built up an immunity. Plus, it's not as scary without your Batsuit."
Clark glared at the screen so hard it was a wonder he didn't accidentally laser it. "I need to wake up and save them," he muttered.
"They'll be fine, Clark," Bruce reassured him.
"I know that, but he's still asleep."
"I know they'll be fine because when you wake up, they'll be protected by you. And that makes them the safest people alive."
"Crap, they got the jump on him," Dinah said.
"Normally, that wouldn't be enough, but now he's also sun-starved," Diana replied. "But he will still try his best."
Clark just hoped he actually got to save the civilians. Maybe if they got him, they'd leave him alone. He doubted it.
Conner actually smiled. "Good luck with that."
'You're actually warming up to him,' M'gann spoke directly into his mind.
"He clearly wants to improve and fix how he acted before, so I'm giving him the benefit of doubt."
Several people smiled at seeing Superman.
"So that's my suit in this universe? I like it," Clark stated.
"Do you feel any of their bullets," Diana asked.
"No. I hope they punch me next. I want them to hurt their hands trying to hurt me. Consider it payback for what they did to the civilians."
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Several people smiled at seeing Superman.
"So that's my suit in this universe? I like it," Clark stated.
"Do you feel any of their bullets," Diana asked.
"No. I hope they punch me next. I want them to hurt their hands trying to hurt me. Consider it payback for what they did to the civilians."
"What about now," Bruce asked?
Clark shook his head."Like an annoying poke. Nothing I haven't felt before. I just hope I can take the fight away from these people."
Clark screamed in pain as the lightning hit him.
"Clark!" Barry rushed to his friend's side and held him up so he didn't fall out of his chair. "Are you okay?"
"I'm good. I just wasn't expecting that. It didn't help that I'm drained of solar energy. He probably would've been able to take it if he wasn't so weak."
Even through his pain, even though it was an alternate version of her, Clark recognized the woman. "Is- is that Lois."
"Yes," Zatara admitted. "In this universe, she became a LAZARUS agent."
Clark was breathing deeply now. He was slouched in his chair and looked like he was going to fall off.
Bruce and Diana reached over to hold him up.
Clark muttered something incomprehensible but made no acknowledgement that the two were helping him.
"Things just keep getting worse," Dick muttered.
"I don't see how he's going to be able to stop all of them and save the civilians," M'gann admitted.
"It wouldn't be so bad if he weren't so weakened," Clark added. The only way to do it would be to surrender. He didn't like it, but it was the truth.
Clark was feeling so nauseous, tired and weak he barely even registered the handcuff getting slammed on his wrist.
"Clark, are you okay," Hal asked. Clark just nodded in acknowledgment.
"She gave me my name in this universe, too," Clark murmured. He still looked dangerously weak. It was a look that seemed so... wrong on him.
"Yeah, she did, now keep watching and we can get you back to 100 percent," Arthur said.
Instantly Clark felt better only for his anger to return. "Brainiac." 'I should've known he'd be behind this. Especially with the suit's AI saying that the technology wasn't from our galaxy.'
"At least now we know who's in charge," Diana said.
"But Clark doesn't. And that's who needs to know," Barry pointed out.
"What did they do to Ma and Pa? What happened to the farm?"
"Well they rescued you but someone reported them for having you as an undocumented migrant," Zatara told him. "So the Peacemakers came and well," he waved his head at the screen. "Did this."
"Who's Rao," Conner asked. If he was finally going to be trained by Superman, he would like to also know as much as possible about Krypton's culture.
"It was the primary religion for Kryptonians. I never believed it myself but I can teach you what I know, which admittedly, isn't much and you can decide if you want to learn more or convert," Clark said.
"I doubt I'll convert but I would like to know more," Conner said.
"They knew Krypton was going to be destroyed," Clark asked.
"Yes. In fact, they do in most universes, it's how they get you to Earth," Zatara answered.
"Krypton isn't a perfect planet, just as Earth isn't, but they managed to save the person they most cared about," Kaldur said. "And in doing so, gave Earth its greatest protector."
Clark smiled. He never got to see his biological parents in person, but seeing them and what they did, how they cared for everyone, just as his Ma and Pa did, it made him happy.
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Clark smiled. He never got to see his biological parents in person, but seeing them and what they did, how they cared for everyone, just as his Ma and Pa did, it made him happy.
"Now it's time to watch a new universe. One where things went bad. As bad as they possibly could."
Instantly the atmosphere dropped. "What happened," Wally asked.
"In this universe, the Joker did the impossible. He broke Superman and turned him evil."
Everyone felt their blood turn to ice. "No. I wouldn't."
Zatara sighed. "You wouldn't. But this version of you did. Joker nuked Metropolis then he tricked you into killing Lois and your unborn child."
Clark shook his head "That can't be it."
"This was a weaker version of you," Zatara said. "Morally speaking, he was among the weakest Supermen out there."
"Who is Lobo fighting," Diana asked. "Because whoever they are, it's causing him to struggle. Anyone that can do that is someone we need to know about."
"This is all in his head, he's not actually fighting anyone," Zatara assured her.
Clark shook his head "That can't be it."
Bruce growled. "How the hell did Harley Quinn capture Lobo?"
"In this universe, while Clark is evil, Harley Quinn actually turns good," Zatara told him. "As for how she captured him, she had help and a pill that makes her physically stronger than Lobo."
Lobo's reaction would have normally gotten a few laughs but now the mood was too somber.
"Not much can get past our defenses," Hal said. "Even fewer things can travel so fast we don't have time to prepare for it."
"Lobo's motorcycle can," Bruce said. "We saw how fast and powerful it was when he fought Ghost Rider."
Everyone sighed. They already knew a lot about Lobo. Now they would see his destructive habits.
"He needs to be stopped as quickly as possible," Diana said.
"The problem is Superman has gone evil, who knows, he might try to recruit Lobo," Dinah
Several people shuddered at the thought of the two psychopaths teaming up.
"And judging by the trajectory of the bike, he went out of his way to hit the Watchtower," Wally observed.
"He definitely did," Dick agreed. "He probably thought it was funny."
Clark stared sadly at the ruins of his city. How it was once full of life, all gone in an instant.
"That won't happen in our universe," Bruce assured him.
Clark sighed. He barely tolerated Lobo on a good day. This man didn't have any of them.
"That man isn't you, Clark," Diana said. "He is a tyrant wearing your colors and your symbol. But he is just as fake as every dictator. He will fall all the same. And when he crashes from the sky, the world will be free again."
'Even more wreckage, more destruction of my home.
"At least we know he isn't trying to recruit Lobo," M'gann said.
"But now they're going to fight and destroy even more of the city," Artemis replied.
"Did you feel the building fall on you," Hal asked.
Clark nodded. "It didn't hurt, but yeah, I felt the impact."
"Is he going to throw him into the sun," Arthur asked.
"Probably," Clark said. "I don't have a 'no kill rule' and he definitely doesn't. I doubt he has any moral restraint about any unnecessarily killing."
"Wait, you don't have a no kill rule," Artemis asked. "But I've never heard of you killing."
"I only kill if I have no other choice. I can't subdue whoever I'm fighting or if they threaten too many lives. I haven't encountered anyone who met either criteria." 'But Darkseid, him I might have too. Depending on how big of a threat he is.'
Clark hated that smile. It wasn't like his normal calm one. It was malice. The smile of someone who enjoyed tormenting people. Not Superman's normal kind, loving and hopeful smile.
Everyone gritted their teeth. 'Great so now I use fear. I hire people like Lobo. How could I have fallen so low.'
"You didn't fall," Bruce told him. "That man did. And he may look like you, he may wear your suit, but that isn't Superman."
"How did you-"
"It's me, Clark. And I know you."
"Luthor," Clark exclaimed. "How on earth did I ever team up with him?"
"Luthor was never a villain in this universe, instead he was a hero," Zatara explained.
"Then he should be opposing him."
"He is. Luthor is a spy for Batman and the rebel forces."
"So there is such thing as a good Lex Luthor out there."
'So that's how Harley Quinn beats him,' Bruce thought. 'If she were to eat the pill, maybe she'd stand a chance.'
"He really is an idiot. He's been told that it won't affect, yet he still takes it," Ollie complained.
"Weren't you the one that told me stupid people can pretty far in life," Artemis questioned.
"Because Lobo will totally do as you say," Zatanna sarcastically said.
"He will. Lobo is a man of his word, and he definitely won't risk being thrown into the sun," Clark replied.
"Why does he want Harley," Dick asked.
"She help Joker nuke Metropolis and trick him into killing Lois," Zatara explained.
"Which means Harley needs to get outta there," Clark said. "Too many people have died already."
"Is she trying to get him angry," M'gann asked.
"I think so," Dinah answered. "Despite her faults, Harley Quinn was a licensed psychiatrist, she may be trying to make him mad so he makes a mistake."
"I never thought I'd see the day I route for Harley Quinn of all people to escape," Barbra said.
"It feels wrong. Like I'm somehow betraying my morals," Dick agreed.
'And I was right,' Bruce thought.
"So that is how she escapes but now she has to capture him," J'onn noted.
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'And I was right,' Bruce thought.
"So that is how she escapes but now she has to capture him," J'onn noted.
Several people winced. They all had their fair share of crash landings. And dropping several stories tended to hurt. Even people with enhanced durability could only handle so much.
Or not.
"Don't get me wrong, I knew she would survive, but seeing her able to take a hit that even I would struggle against is... unfavorable," Arthur said.
"What do you mean," Kaldur asked his mentor.
"I am able to take a lot of damage, but falling from that height would probably break a few of my bones."
"Yeah, I get what you mean," Barry said. "This is weird."
"I never thought I'd say this, but Harley is kinda scary," Wally admitted.
"She's an idiot, but she's an idiot who managed to get a psychology degree and can fight reasonably well. She can be a threat when she needs to be," Dick agreed.
"Again with the things that would kill someone being minor inconveniences to him," Barry complained.
"You're just mad you can't survive a fall from space," Hal accused.
"Kinda, that does sound cool."
"It is cool. Painful, but cool," Hal agreed.
Ollie instinctively grabbed his nose where he got hit. "Man, that is weird. But hey, Canary and I finally make an appearance."
"I was already in one of these," Dinah pointed out.
"That business with the Dark Multiverse crap doesn't count!"
Ollie arched his back when he got slammed. "I wish it wasn't with us sparring, though. That hurts enough as it is. Now I don't even have to get my ass kicked to get hurt."
Several people facepalmed. "Figures she would try to drive that without knowing what the hell she's doing," Barbra muttered.
Suddenly, Clark's blood went cold. "Wait, she just led Lobo right to them. As good as you two are, you don't stand a chance against Lobo."
"Thanks for the confidence, Clark. What happened to your optimism," Ollie asked.
"I have full faith in both of you, but even I struggle against Lobo at times."
Dinah looked at her with an annoyed expression. "For her, it's always a bad time."
"You do remember she is a hero at this point, right," Zatara asked.
"She still nuked a city."
"You know, she has a pint," Dick said.
"NO! I am not changing the name," Ollie said.
"The Quiver is a better name, you have to admit that," Artemis told her 'mentor.'
"Not you too! The name is Arrow Cave and that's final. I'm not changing it!"
Dick leaned over and whispered to Wally, "We should totally break into the Quiver and spray paint its name everywhere. And invite Artemis and I'll get Babs. Consider it a double date."
"You're on. But make sure you go on a first date before you actually go on a double date."
"Obviously."
"You let Harley Quinn into the Arrow Cave, and only used handcuffs," Bruce asked slowly.
"I didn't. He did," Ollie said, gesturing towards the screen frantically.
Ollie smiled at shooting Lobo in the eyes. It was very therapeutic.
Dinah couldn't wait for her turn to fight Lobo.
Dinah rubbed her throat. It was weird feeling her power activate but not actually activate. She wasn't sure what to think. It felt weird. But still, hurting Lobo was fun.
"That is definitely not what I'm thinking," Ollie said. "I'm just wondering what I did to have to suffer enough to team up with her in the first place."
"I just want to get back to kicking your ass."
"Was that really a necessary comment, you weren't even the one doing it and I wasn't the one getting my ass kicked!"
"She was not good at her job," Barbra said. "Otherwise she wouldn't have gone insane and become obsessed with one of the most insane people to ever live."
"Are you telling me he could've escaped at any time," M'gann asked.
"Yeah, I'm surprised he didn't do it instantly," Clark admitted.
They turned to look at Ollie.
"I don't want to hear it. Not a damn word."
"Is that Darkseid," Diana asked.
"In a way. He is only an avatar of sorts. Every Darkseid across the multiverse is just a vessel for the actual Darkseid to enact his will without destroying the universe."
Notes:
In case it wasn't clear, I am not a big fan of the Injustice universe.
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"Is that Darkseid," Diana asked.
"In a way. He is only an avatar of sorts. Every Darkseid across the multiverse is just a vessel for the actual Darkseid to enact his will without destroying the universe."
"So he's who we have to fight when we get out of here," Clark said.
"Yes. Even if all of you unlock your true potential, it will be a struggle," Zatara told them. "For now though, we should move on."
The scene opens to a museum dedicated to famous magicians throughout history.
"Oh great, more fake magic," Wally said. He heard someone clear their throat and saw the two magicians glaring at him. "Are you two really surprised? I haven't exactly been subtle about hating magic. It may be real, but the stuff in that museum comes from fake magicians."
"Actually, every single one of those fake magicians were, in fact, real magicians." Zatara glared at Wally. "In fact I trained under and alongside a few of them myself."
A blue blast hit a banner and caused it to come to life and two guards. A smoke bomb went off and Abra Kadabra appeared.
Abra Kadabra: The creations of the world's greatest stage magicians, Houdini, Carter, Thurston and now their mine!
"Abra Kadabra, my least favorite of the Rogues," Wally said. "Ever after all this time, he still insists his magic is real."
"It can get annoying," Barry agreed. "But personally, I prefer him over Mirror Master."
Batman dropped behind him and punched him which sent him flying back.
Batman: Show's over, Kadabra.
"A Batman who quips? Christmas just came early." It was taking every ounce of willpower not to annoy his mentor.
"Much better than our brooding, no conversation unless necessary one," Barbra agreed.
Bruce glared at them which they ignored. They had seen it too many times. Plus, it wasn't as good when he wasn't wearing the Batsuit.
Abra Kadabra: Batman, your clumsy antics are no match for my sorcery.
"Technology," Wally automatically corrected.
Batman: Don't worry, I brought an assistant. He raised his cape then lowered it to reveal Zatanna.
"Hey, I finally appear," Zatanna said smiling. And a team up with Batman at that. Awesome.
"It's not all it's cracked up to be," Diana said. "But still congratulations."
Zatanna bowed. Surrender Abra, don't make me say it backwards.
"Does everyone quip in this universe," Artemis asked.
"Almost everyone, yes," Zatara answered.
"Do I," Artemis asked.
"You don't exist in this universe," Zatara said.
"Oh." Artemis was seriously starting to question if she was ever going to appear in one of these. Or if she even existed in these universes.
Abra Kadabra: Ah, yes. Zatanna. Your famous backwards spells. Too bad you can't put everything in one magic word like Abrakadabra! Batman shoved her out of the way.
Zatanna groaned at feeling Batman fall on her. "Thanks."
Bruce just nodded.
Zatanna cast a spell on a dresser and sent chains flying at Abra Kadabra. They wrapped around him.
Abra Kadabra: Not bad for an amateur. He pointed his wand at the chains. Abrakadabra! The chains went limp and fell of him. Abrakadabra! The spell hit civilians and forced them to fight Batman and Zatanna. Defend me my puppets.
"Are you sure his spells are fake because they look real to me," M'gann said.
"They're fake," Barry assured her. "He's just really convincing about it."
Zatanna went to fight them but got gagged. That's quite enough out of you.
In the theater, Zatanna instinctively reached for her mouth and found it ungagged. "This is weird." She was just glad that she could speak.
"I'd say you get used to it, but you don't," Clark told her. "Just ignore it and wait for it to be over."
Batman punched someone before throwing a batarang which knocked down several people. However he started getting overwhelmed.
Zatanna managed to rip off her gag and began pulling handkerchiefs out of her mouth.
The civilians managed to chain up Batman and lift him up in the air. Abra Kadabra shot a spell which created a tank of water for Batman to be lowered into. However Batman instantly broke free.
"Did he honestly think that would work? He definitely doesn't know anything about Batman," Ollie said.
"Well normally, he fights Flash," Dinah pointed out. "Yeah, but he should at least know not to try that. It's freaking Batman," Billy countered.
He threw a batarang and knocked the wand flew over to Zatanna who used it to free herself, and break it which freed the civilians.
"Finally, that was a weird feeling," Zatanna said.
"Just be thankful you don't appear more, because seriously, you don't ever get used to that," Dick told her.
She spoke a spell which caused her hate to vacuum Abra Kadabra into her hat and into a tiny cage.
"Good job," Bruce told her.
"Thank you."
Batman: I had to train for years to fight crime and all you do is talk backwards. She put her hat on and wink.
"I also had to train for years," Zatanna told him. "It's a lot more than speaking backwards."
"They know," Zatara assured his daughter. "No need to get annoyed by a quip from an alternate version of Batman."
Skip the intro.
A theater sign shows the Mask of Zorro.
Bruce's blood froze. How many times was he going to have to witness this? Had once not been enough?
"Bruce..."
A family walked down an alley as the kid used a paper to pretend to be a sword fighter.
Bruce: You know dad, that movie was pretty good after all. Can I be Zorro when I grow up?
Everyone was starting to catch on to who the people were. And what they were about to witness.
Thomas: Absolutely son. We'll need to get you a bigger sword.
Bruce: Take that you wicked tyrant!
Martha: Dear...
Thomas: Martha, let him play.
Martha: Thomas Wayne: when he has nightmares tonight, you can be the one to calm him down.
'Something they would never get to do.'
"Bruce, do you need a moment," Diana asked.
"No."
Thomas: That's enough for now, Bruce. We'll start you on fencing lessons when you're older. Say-
They see a man in the alley. He pulled out a gun. I'll take that necklace you're wearing, lady.
Bruce recognized the man. A face burned into his brain. A face he'd never forget. Joe Chill. Dick grabbed his hand comfortingly.
Thomas: Leave her alone!
BLAME! Thomas was shot followed by Martha.
They all silently watched as the man gunned down Bruce's parents. As Bruce mourned. And as Batman was born.
Cut to Bruce in his bedroom. I swear by the spirits of my parents to avenge their deaths by spending the rest of my life warring on all criminals. Alfred watched sadly before leaving.
A silhouette of bats, a man lifting a weight, experimenting with chemicals, a man making a batarang. And finally, Bruce put on his Batsuit for the first time.
They continued to stay silent. They knew Bruce had traveled the world to be what he is today. Even if they didn't know the full extent.
It showed him on a scale on one side, with heroes His side was called Justice. The other was filled with villains and called Vengeance.
Phantom Stranger: And so an ordinary mortal conquered tragedy and became the greatest champion for the cause of Justice.
Bruce shook his head. "Clark is the greatest champion of justice."
"No, Clark is hope. You are justice," Diana told him.
The Specter appeared. Justice? What is Justice without Vengeance, Phantom Stranger? Simply a slap on the wrist and an invitation for evil to continue unabated.
Phantom Stranger: What would you have, Specter? Batman to become like you? Dispensing punishment without mercy? Growing just as dark as the villains he fights?
Bruce growled. Never. That was a line he'd never cross.
"We all know Bruce is too good for that," Barry said.
Specter: You know the reason for this meeting. Batman's darkest hour is at hand. Soon he will confront the man who took his parents from him, then the final stroke will be delivered. For vengeance.
Phantom Stranger: For the sake of Batman's soul, I hope you're wrong. Batman must uphold justice.
"And he will," Arthur said.
Specter: I put it to a wager.
Phantom Stranger: Interesting. And the prize?
Specter: If Batman falls, he is forever in my control. An agent that hunts and destroys his prey.
"The Specter gets Batman even less than I do if he ever thinks he would kill," Hal said. "And that says something because I'm pretty sure he hates me."
While Dinah knew Bruce would never kill, she was also worried about what confronting Chill would do to him. It went fine in their universe, but not every one is destined to be the same.
Phantom Stranger: And if I win?
Specter: Batman is free to go his own way. They disappeared.
A priest joins a man on his deathbed. Louie Moxon: Better late than never, eh, Padre?
"Louie Moxon," Barbra reported. "A mob boss. He lost all his power after Bruce returned as Batman. What does he have to do with this?"
"I guess we will find out," Martian Manhunter replied.
Priest: Do you have anything to confess?
Louie: Confess, huh? He couched violently. When I was nine, I beat up Jimmy Flaherty for kissing my sister. Yelled at my wife once. He coughed again. Lied about my weight on my driver's license. Oh, uh, and there's the 40 years I spent running Gotham's rackets.
The priest said nothing.
Many people were starting to suspect something was up with the priest.
Louie: Okay. I got one more big one. A while back, I took a hit out on Thomas Wayne. Remember him? Big time doctor, rich guy. Did a stint in Blackgate because of him.
'So it was a mob hit in this universe,' Bruce thought. 'What did my dad do to attract the mob?'
Priest: Who did you hire to do it?
Louie: It went all wrong though.The guy got antsy or something wound up offing Wayne's wife too.
Priest: Who was it?
People were starting to confirm it. They knew something was off with the priest.
Louie: I mean, yeah, Wayne had it coming, but I'm no monster.Left their kid without a ma. Felt kind of bad about that.
Priest: What was the man's name?
Louie: Why do you care?
Priest: You're not the only one in need of forgiveness.
Then, they all knew who the priest was. Except if it was Bruce Wayne or Batman.
Louie: Yeah, okay. Some guy named [COUGHING] [BEEPING] Chi- Chill. [MACHINE FLATLINING] The Priest leaves and in an alley reveals himself to be Batman.
At a place called Tiki Tavern.
Dick, Barbra and Bruce made a mental note to check the place out when they got back. Any place that had connections to the mob would be stopped.
Various mobsters had gathered: To Louie Moxon, a legend in his own time. There was never a greater force to be reckoned with.
Bruce: Then you've never reckoned with the force of justice. He jumps onto the table smashing it and causing it to shatter. Several people ran away.
Bruce frowned. If he was going to find Chill, he'd need to interrogate as many people as possible. He couldn't let anyone get away.
"Bruce." Dinah was staring at him.
"I'll be fine." He didn't need to be told he wasn't mentally well. He already knew that.
Bruce picked up a monster. The Wayne murders, years back, that was one of Moxon's contracts. Who did he hire?
Mobster: Get real, Bats, most of us were still in reform school when that happened. What I know is that maybe Moxon ain't the only one checking out tonight. Bruce threw the man at a charging enforcer.
Bruce gritted his teeth. This was taking too long.
Two more jumped him but he dispatched them easily. He held a man over a pit of fire.
"That's too far," Dick hissed. "Bruce, I know you want to find Chill, but we have rules for a reason."
"I already found Joe Chill. I know I went too far at times," Bruce replied. It was the reason he adopted and trained Dick. To be better. And he succeeded.
Bruce: One of you knows something. And I got all night to find out who.
Phantom Stranger: Batman, restrain yourself. He let the man leave.
Several people let out a breath they didn't know they were holding. They knew Bruce wouldn't kill the man. But they still had their doubts.
Clark sent a silent 'thank you' to the Phantom Stranger.
Bruce: Phantom Stranger, this had better be important.
Phantom Stranger: Very. I'm alarmed at the way you're conducting this investigation.
Bruce: Go haunt a house. I'm busy.
Phantom Stranger: Batman, I'm here to offer you an insight into you parents' demise.
'Good, Bruce needs closure,' Diana thought. 'Hopefully at least one version can forgive himself.'
Batman: What do you know:
Phantom Stranger: Most things. Be warned, you might be shaken by what you learn here tonight. He waved his hand and they appeared in a ball room. In the middle of a costume party.
Batman: What does a Halloween party have to do with-
Phantom Stranger: Gotham. More than 3 decades ago. Two people walk down the stairs. Martha and Thomas Wayne.
Bruce's eyes teared up seeing his parents yet again.
Bruce: Wait, that couple...
Phantom Stranger: Yes, Batman, they're your parents. Bruce had a look of pure shock on his face. I haven't seen them since-
Phantom Stranger: I know. That night. Know that as a visitor to this temporal plane, there is nothing you can do that will alter their unfortunate fates.
No one said anything, but they all knew that was for the best. How much would be changed if Bruce never became Batman? How much death, destruction, and worse if the Batman never existed?
Bruce: I remember that costume of his. It must have been in the back of my mind when I made this one.
Phantom Stranger: It seems your creativity has not gone unnoticed. He left.
Thomas: And here I thought I was going to be one of a kind. I guess great minds think alike. He held out his hand to shake it.
They all noticed the similarities as well.
Bruce personally didn't remember it. Another way this varies from our universe.
Bruce: uh... Malone. Matthew Malone. He shook the offered hand.
Thomas: Thomas Wayne. This is my wife, Martha. Bruce hugged her.
Martha: Oh, hi! You're friendly.
Bruce almost smiled. He could feel the hug. The feeling of her hugging him back. He liked it.
Random man: Hey! What are you doing? Whack!
Several mobsters had come to rob the place.
Barry sighed. "I hate when people try to rob charity events."
"Do the Rogues even rob charity events," Artemis asked.
"Normally, no. Other criminals with more guns than brain cells, yes," Wally told her.
Mobster: We'll be outta here as soon as we get what we came for.
Bruce: It's Moxon.
Moxon approached the charity box. Batman: Hands off!
Batman and Thomas nodded to each other and charged the men. They easily disposed of the criminals.
Bruce would never admit it, but seeing himself fighting alongside his dad... It helped him in a way. He wasn't sure why or how, but it did.
Batman: What was it you said about great minds?
One of the mobsters took Martha hostage.
Thomas: Martha!
Bruce recognized the man. Bruce: It's him.
Everyone glared at the man.
Moxon: That's right everyone, just take a breather. No sense in gettin' someone hurt over money you were just going to give away anyhow.
Batman and Thomas raised their hands in surrender. Batman noticed a giant bat decoration hanging above them and two knives they could throw.
Red Tornado quickly did the calculations. "Assuming that the knives do cut the cables, the probability of Martha Wayne being hit is-"
"It'll be fine," Hal interrupted the robot.
Batman: How's your aim?
Thomas: Impeccable, old chum.
They grabbed the knives and threw them at the cables holding the bat up causing it to fall. The mobsters and Martha jumped away from the crash. Joe Chill ran.
Bruce: He's getting away!
Bruce chased him until he entered an area that was pure black.
They all guessed what was coming next. It was Specter's turn to manipulate Bruce.
Specter: That moment has passed.
Batman: Specter, what's your stake in all this?
Specter: That depends on you.
Bruce: I don't have time to play cosmic guessing games with you and the Stranger! I finally uncovered the motive behind my parents' murder!
'A motive that was far different from this universe,' Bruce thought. 'This was far more than a mugging gone wrong.'
Specter: Yet, you are restless.
Bruce: I still need to know who pulled the trigger.
Specter: And to what end, Dark Knight? What will you do when you find out?
Bruce: I- I don't know.
And that was the part that worried so many people. Especially Dinah. She knew Bruce wouldn't kill. But there were other ways that he could go too far. If only Bruce would agree to therapy sessions.
Specter: Surely the world's greatest detective has thought that far ahead.
Bruce: You're the spirit of vengeance, Specter. A criminal has walked free for over three decades. You have to know who he is. Specter smiled, turned, and walked away. Bruce: Don't walk away from me!
Specter spun around and raised his hand. A flash of light and Bruce was now in a dimly lit room.
Batman: This must be Blackgate Penitentiary.
'If it was a mob hit, then this must be when the assignment was given,' Bruce realized.
A man sat down behind a barred up window. Guard: Ten minutes, Chill.
Bruce: Chill? Moxon's last word. He named the gunman!
Specter: You've seen that man before.
Bruce: Every time I close my eyes.
'That's Bruce's biggest problem. He would never get over that night. Not like I did,' Dick thought.
Moxon: You got some nerve showing up here after running out on the charity job.
Chill: I'm sorry, Boss!
Moxon: Yeah, when I get outta here, you'll be ever sorrier.
Nobody voiced it because of the circumstances, but they all knew that if he didn't get the job, he would've been killed himself. But he should have run. Gone into witness protection services. Anything but what he did.
Chill: Wait, Listen! I'll make this right! I can even the score with you and Thomas Wayne. He's the reason you're in here, not me! I'll make sure he suffers, him and his whole family.
Moxon: Whatever. Just make it look like an accident. Moxon left.
Bruce: So just like that, he signed away their lives. So casually. Without remorse. Without blinking a filthy eye. Where was justice!?
'Justice. Not vengeance. So maybe there is hope for him,' Clark thought. 'Bruce will remain a hero after tonight.'
Specter smiled. Where indeed?
Bruce: Take me to the Batcave, now! The Specter did as he was told. Bruce walked to the batcomputer and began typing. At last I have a name to go with that face.
Specter: So again, I ask, what will you do with this knowledge?
Bruce turned to look at him. This ends before dawn.
Some of the various heroes were starting to get worried. Just because Bruce wouldn't kill, doesn't mean he wouldn't cross some other line. And honestly, some were doubting if he would keep his no kill rule.
Cut to Bruce in the Batmobile. These days, Joe Chill is an arms dealer and turns a profit selling weapons to super criminals on the black market. His GPS beeped. And there's a sell going down tonight.
At the warehouse, Joe Chill had assembled various super villains to sell some kind of weapon to.
"How the hell did he get all those villains to agree to a truce," Wally asked. "It's not like the Rogues, these guys go out of their way to kill each other."
"It's rare, but it's been known to happen, but it almost never stays that way. Especially when Batman arrives," Dick told him.
Joe: This is the big one, friends. The sonic disrupter. Capable of emitting a sound generated pulse so strong, it splinters anything it's aimed at. So come on, what am I bidin'? Nobody said anything. Okay, I'll put it this way. He grabbed the gun and aimed it at an armored car. If it can do this- he shot the car and destroyed it- just think of what it'll do to Batman.
The villains started biding while Batman threw a smoke bomb in the middle of them.
Joker: Wasn't mine. He ran off only for Batman to appear behind him. Batsy, it's just not a party until you show up, is it? Batman punched him.
Poison Ivy: Batman's here, plant him! three thugs took up the task only for their medical bill to get more expensive.
'I wonder why these criminals still try to fight Batman if they know they're going to lose,' M'gann telepathically told Conner. She didn't think now was the time to vocally ask anyone else.
'Hell if I know,' Conner thought back.
Batman threw a smoke bomb at the super villains. He picked them off one by one. First Penguin, then Mad Hatter and Two Face. Next was Poison Ivy and Mr. Freeze. Joe Chill ran off while Batman knocked out Grundy.
Bruce chased him into a separate room where he locked himself up. Bruce smashed through a window and threw a batarang at him.
They jumped. While a few heroes were scared of Batman, none of them actually experienced what it was like to actually be hunted by him. And now they were seeing it. And it was from the perspective of the one he hounded after most of all.
Bruce: Joe Chill!
Joe shot at him only for Bruce to dodge the bullets and throw him against a table while the gun flew from his hand.
They winced. Bruce was always brutal. But now, he wasn't holding back.
Bruce: You are the slinking coward who murdered Thomas and Martha Wayne.
Chill: That was a lifetime ago!
Bruce threw the table out of his way as he stalked Joe. Yes. My life time! You took them without mercy or regret and in cold blood, Chill!
Dick grabbed his dad's hand and in Romani asked; "Are you okay?"
In perfect Romani, Bruce replied: "I'll be fine."
"Tell me the truth," Bruce hated how easily Dick could read him. Then again, considering the circumstances, it probably wasn't that hard.
"I don't know."
Chill: How do you know this? How could you possibly-
Bruce: I know because I watched it happen! I know because I am the son of the man you murdered! I am Bruce Wayne.
A few people gasped. Of all the things they were expecting, Bruce exposing his identity wasn't one of them.
Bruce wasn't surprised though, he had done the same thing.
Chill: No. Oh, no. He attempted to punch Bruce only to get punched himself. Bruce continued beating him.
Phantom Stranger: He is beaten. Let your devotion to justice temper your rage.
Specter: He took your parents. Ruined your life. Fulfill your destiny. Become what you have trained to be. An agent of vengeance. He knows who you are, if this man lives, Batman dies.
Bruce: Batman may die, but Bruce Wayne- he dropped Joe Chill- Never.
Once again, they released a breath they didn't know they were holding. Batman was always scary. But him pissed off was worse.
Joe Chill grabbed the gun and ran away as Bruce put the cowl back on.
Joe: Guys! You gotta help me! Way back I whacked a guy for a job, and now that guys son is back for revenge. That guys son is Batman.
"Idiot," Artemis hissed.
"What," Billy asked innocently.
"Just watch."
Joker started laughing.
Joe: What's funny?
Joker: You're saying we owe Batman's existence to you? That's a killer!
Poison Ivy: So it's your fault Batman's always on our backs.
Billy's eyes widened as he realized what Artemis was talking about. Joe Chill had signed his death certificate.
The villains surrounded him
Joe: No guys- Wait!
Joe Chill received his second beating because his dumbass thought it was a good idea to tell the super villains that he created Batman. Batman stood over him as he fell.
Joker: Oh, yeah. Almost forgot about you.
Clark smiled. That was Batman. Saving lives, no matter who it was.
They tried to jump him but received a very painful reminder of how badass Batman is. Joker grabbed the Sonic gun and Batman tried to wrestle the weapon from his hands but it went off and shot a large hole in the roof. Debris nearly fell on them but they both dodged.
The villains ran from the collapsing building except for an injured Joe Chill who limped away but was crushed under the collapsing ceiling.
"No."
"He wasn't a good man, but he didn't deserve to die," Bruce said.
Bruce lifted some of the debris off of him.
Joe: Funny, I started you off as Batman... Those other mugs made me pay. Yeah. I guess you got me after all. He died.
Bruce looked away. He forgave Joe Chill long ago. But he wouldn't get past what he did. He couldn't. But he never wanted him to die. Not really.
Everyone noticed, but nobody commented.
The scale was shown again. This time with Batman one Justice and Vengeance was empty.
Phantom Stranger: Batman made the right choice. Ultimately it was karma that delivered the final blow to Joe Chill. Funny how Chill just happened crumbling ceiling when it came down.
They all realized what Phantom Stranger was implying.
"He shouldn't have done that," Bruce said. "There are always other ways."
Specter: I wouldn't know anything about that. His eyes turned into skulls.
Cut to the Batcave. Bruce opened a chest and pulled out a costume. He put it in a display case before shutting it.
Bruce: Case closed. He walked off.
No one said anything. The ending was bittersweet and honestly, none of them knew what to say.
Notes:
I'm going to be honest, I've always preferred when it was a simple mugging gone wrong. It felt more like a random circumstance that could have happened to anyone because that's just how Gotham is.
Chapter 42: Justice League (2011) #52
Notes:
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No one said anything. The ending was bittersweet and honestly, none of them knew what to say.
"Do-"
"No. I'll be fine," Bruce interrupted.
"Bruce, you don't have to-" Clark was cut off.
"No. I said I'll be fine."
'Bruce the point of everyone reacting to all of this is to improve, not just physically, but mentally and emotionally as well,' Zatara mentally told him. 'I won't push it this time, but you need to allow yourself to feel. And you need to forgive yourself.'
Bruce glared at the man. 'Don't use telepathy on me.'
"It's time to move on," Zatara announced loudly. "This takes place after Barry reset the universe but before Wally fixed it." Everyone scowled at the memories. Wally and Barry both especially hated this event already. "During this time, Superman is dead."
"I seem to be dead a lot during these events," Clark said.
Clark turned to Bruce and Diana. "If I somehow die and the public gets a hold of my cape, make sure no one gets it. I want to have a small funeral. For Clark Kent, not Superman. Save that for later."
Diana nodded. "Of course, Clark."
Bruce didn't respond.
"What the hell is he wearing!? Why is he wearing my symbol! My S!?"
"Like I said before, you are dead. And Luthor had taken over Apokolips. He has returned now and used a device called a Mother Box to become... this."
"All he did was perverse the symbol. He of all people should never wear it," Conner growled. He would never understand his "dad." But he would always hate him.
"At this point, I don't care that Lex knows my identity, just take that symbol off," Clark said. "It wouldn't be so bad if he actually wanted to turn good. But I know Lex, he won't ever be good."
"I don't care if he's good or not, that isn't his damn symbol. He has spent billions trying to kill you. He doesn't ever get the right to wear it," Hal said.
"Thank goodness. Now we can actually get that damn disgrace off his sorry ass," Barry said.
"If you try, there will be a fight," Clark said. "Make sure you protect civilians."
"We will," J'onn promised. "We will honor your legacy."
"Literally anyone would be a better champion," Barry said. "Even freaking Bizarro would be better."
Clark smirked. "Now that I've finally decided to stop being an idiot, I could teach Conner to be my partner. And then he can surpass me whenever I stop being a hero."
"No one will ever surpass you," Dick said. "You're the hero."
"Everyone thought the same for Babe Ruth until Hank Arron came. Asafa Powell held the 100 meter record until Usain Bolt beat him. Someone better will come. They always do. And that's a good thing."
Everyone disagreed.
"Just don't give me a holiday," Clark joked. "I would never hear the end of it."
"What about a museum? Central City made one for the Flash. Superman definitely deserves one. The entire Justice League does," Wally said.
Clark shook his head. "Too much glory. I don't have anything against you and Barry having a museum, I don't want one."
Everyone's blood ran cold. "Wait, he's actually attempting to be a hero? I can't wait to watch him fail," Arthur said.
"I can't wait to watch his fall. Even an idiot can see this is a bad idea." Kaldur agreed.
"The problem with Lex is that he's smart. But he is vain. He can't ever be a regular person. It's the same reason he will never learn Clark Kent is Superman. He physically can't," Clark said. "Ignoring this instance which seems to be an exception to the rule, of course."
"NO! These are regular civilians," Clark exclaimed. Dang it. He was worried for the men. Superman pulled his punches for a reason. Lex Luthor didn't.
Bruce was taking mental notes on the armor. Powers, abilities, but he hadn't seen enough. He'd need weaknesses, durability and more before he found a way to stop it should Lex Luthor ever try the same in their universe.
Clark couldn't stop worrying. First about the bullets. They were ricocheting which meant they could bounce off and hit someone. They could blast back at the shooter and kill them. Then about the man Lex attacked.
"He's going to regret ever disgracing Superman's shield," Conner said.
"Our shield," Clark corrected. Conner almost felt like smiling. It seemed Clark really was serious about becoming better. Actually being there to train him.
"That's not enough. It wouldn't stop Superman and, unfortunately, it won't stop Luthor," Red Tornado said.
"Nothing will save these men. Lex is going to kill them or leave them in some fate worse than death," Clark said. He wished there was some way to save the men. They were wrong but they didn't deserve whatever Lex was going to do to them.
Clark actually broke his chair in his anger. "Son of a-" He took a deep breath. "Zatara, is that man..."
"Yes, the man died." Clark kicked the new chair that had replaced the old one and shattered it.
"Sorry, Nabu or Zatara or whoever has to replace the chairs." He sat down in the new one.
"If he had the ability to empathize, he wouldn't be doing half of what he's doing now," Dianna hissed.
"Lex could never see a fault in himself," Clark said. "It will always be what holds him back from being so much more."
"And that separates the pretender from Superman," Ollie said. "I always liked you, Clark. Your compassion is above anyone else's."
"Thank you, Ollie, that means a lot," Clark said.
Everyone glared at Lex.
"It seems the human forgot the man part of Superman," Ollie said.
"To forget he'd have to know in the first place," Dinah told him.
"People should never look at that symbol with fear. And yet, this is the second time we've seen it distorted," Arthur said.
Clark growled. "That version of me is worse than even Lex Luthor."
Artemis smirked. "I like her."
Several people looked at her. "What? I don't like how she attempted to kill him, but she is certainly no friend of Lex. Which I do like."
"Those men are dead if they don't find a way to save her," Billy said.
"I calculate a less than 4% chance of them finding a way to save her," Red Tornado announced.
"You are such an optimist, you old bucket of bolts," Wally told him.
Clark just sighed sadly. "The worst part is I don't even have one cape. I have several suits. Every time one ends up on the black market, or on eBay or something, it's always 'A piece of Superman's cape,' like I only ever use one."
"Yeah, but that was the one you wore when you died," Zatara said. "So to the world, that is the cape of Superman."
"This is why I bought the Daily Planet," Bruce smirked. "That and the fact that I now pay Clark."
"You say that like it's a bad thing. You may control his cash, but he's technically taking your money," Ollie pointed out.
"No one will ever see anyone but Clark as Superman," Bruce growled.
"I can't be Superman forever," Clark replied. "But maybe I can make it a legacy title, like the Flash."
Chapter 43: Robin (2021) #5
Notes:
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"No one will ever see anyone but Clark as Superman," Bruce growled.
"I can't be Superman forever," Clark replied. "But maybe I can make it a legacy title, like the Flash."
"You'll need to find someone else to take up the mantle then. I'm not," Conner said. "I am not Superman material. You might find a replacement, you might not, but it isn't me."
"Zatara, please explain what the heck is going on," Clark asked.
"Ancient style assassin tournament, you had to 'die' to enter," Zatara explained.
Wally sighed. "I hate that this is just a casual thing we can talk about."
"Says the kid who blew himself up to get superpowers," Artemis countered.
"Superpower. I only got one," Wally corrected.
"Lazarus. So Ra's set this up then," Bruce noted.
"Yes. The winner gets sacrificed to a demon," Zatara explained.
"Thankfully, assassins have been known to follow the rules," Barbra sarcastically said.
"Trust me, Ra's isn't the type of person to not notice anyone who breaks his rules. And he will punish it severely," Bruce ominously said.
"Damian wants to join." Dinah guessed.
"No, he already joined," Bruce replied.
"Freaking world's greatest detective," Ollie grumbled.
"I never really liked Talia," Dick said. "And Damian isn't born yet, but what she put him through is unforgivable." Bruce was brutal at times, but he always meant good and never went too far.
"You know, if Dick really wanted to catch him, he would have," Wally said.
"Obviously. I'm calling it now, he'll either let Damian get away or outright help him," Barbra agreed.
Bruce scowled. This was why he didn't like inter-team dating.
"It's not my business to ask why they broke up or took a break or whatever they are, but tying them together like that was cold," Zatanna said.
"That might be one of the most messed up things we have seen so far," M'gann agreed.
"Almost as messed up as cutting my grappling hook," Dick pouted playfully.
"This family is starting to seem crazier than mine. And my dad tries to kill me at least twice a week," Artemis commented.
"That's why I'm going to keep things simple," Ollie said. "You, Roy, Canary and myself. That's it."
Clark blinked. "I was not expecting that." He sighed. "Which means he's using this somehow."
"Yeah. He will more than likely use the electricity built into his suit to shock Jason," Bruce said.
"You could have said your suit had built-in tasers instead of," Clark mimicked Batman's voice. "Electricity built into his suit."
"Now to be proven right," Barbra said.
"We know Dickhead too well," Wally told her.
Artemis rolled her eyes. "You too are insufferable." Despite this, she was smiling.
Wally reached over Dick and held up his hand. "This is why you're my second favorite Bat. Keep it up and you might replace Dickhead." Barbra reached the rest of the way and gave him a high five. "And you're already my favorite Flash."
Dick and Artemis facepalmed.
"I don't get it, why did Dick chase him if he was going to let Damian away," M'gann asked.
"Plausible deniability. Dick can say that he clearly tried to stop him," Conner answered.
The lighthearted atmosphere degraded slightly.
Dick didn't have the bar yet. But now, he couldn't wait for Alfred to give it to him. He was already Nightwing, but he was also way too young to go to college. Officially of course, he already knew everything a college could teach him. Still, it wouldn't be too bad to go. Maybe a local college in Blüdhaven.
The atmosphere got even worse. "Alfred... How did he go?"
"Bane took him hostage and threatened to kill him if anyone showed up. Damian went in alone, and got captured. He made good on his threat."
They held a moment of silence for the man.
Wally and Barbra didn't feel like celebrating anymore.
"You did the right thing," Hal told Dick. "Damian needs this."
Dick shook his head. "I didn't. That version did."
"I know he is," Bruce muttered.
"We all do. He is the son of Batman, after all," Diana said.
Batman was memorizing the details of the island. When he got back, he'd find the island, and shut it down. Maybe take Nightwing, Batgirl and Robin. They could use the experience.
"Conner Hawks is being manipulated," Artemis realized. She vowed to find and help save the man.
"Yes, he is," Zatara answered. "However, in our universe, he is just a regular civilian. I doubt any of you will ever even meet him unless you go looking for him."
'Never mind,' Artemis thought.
"Man, she really betrayed him like that," Zatanna asked. She was lucky no one on the Team tried to stop her from going with them when she first went on a mission with them. Then her dad put on the Helm of Fate... She reached over and grabbed his hand. She needed to be reminded he was there.
"Why can't cults ever worship mundane things," Wally asked. "It's always some demon or ancient god that wants to kill everyone and take over the world."
"I have an idea, we can give them New Jersey," Dick suggested.
"Both Gotham and Blüdhaven are from New Jersey," Dinah pointed out.
"Even better," Wally exclaimed. Artemis lightly smacked the back of his head.
"Good luck, Damian." Dinah was looking forward to seeing them fight. Getting to analyze their skill and style... then the screen turned off.
"I really hate when you do that," Hal exclaimed.
Zatara just shrugged. "This is all Nabu wanted you to see."
"Fuck Nabu," Wally exclaimed.
Chapter 44: Tim Drake becomes the Joker (Batman Beyond)
Notes:
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"Good luck, Damian." Dinah was looking forward to seeing them fight. Getting to analyze their skill and style... then the screen turned off.
"I really hate when you do that," Hal exclaimed.
Zatara just shrugged. "This is all Nabu wanted you to see."
"Fuck Nabu," Wally exclaimed.
"Agreed," Zatanna and Zatara replied.
"We should start a club," Wally joked. "Does anyone else want to join?"
"I'm in. I don't like being kidnapped," Dick said.
"We can discuss it later, for now, we should move on," Clark said. "The sooner this is done the sooner we get to go home."
"Fine. But I'm only half joking about this club. I seriously hate Nabu," Wally said.
"As do I. Now we shall go back to "
Tim: "Oh, God. I killed him. I didn't mean to. I tried so hard to forget, but I still hear the shot. Still see the dead smile."
Time began clutching his head, hunched over a table. "Every night, the dreams get stronger. He's there when I sleep, whispering, laughing, telling me I'm just as bad as he is. We're both the same."
"What the hell is he talking about," Dick asked.
"I honestly don't know how to explain it. Just let the video play."
Batman: "I'm calling an ambulance. "
Tim stood up, suddenly fine. "No, I'm all right. Forgive me, Terry. Old nasty memories twisting inside me like bad oysters." He bent down to pick something up. "Nothing really."
'Memories,' Bruce noted. 'Not visions. He had experienced this. But what was it?'
"That is a lot worse than just memories," Dinah said. "What did he do?"
"It wasn't him. Not really," Zatara cryptically said.
Tim: "I'm perfectly fine now."
Batman: "How do you know my name?"
Joker: "There's nothing I don't know about you, Batfake." He threw the sphere at Batman which transformed and clamped around his forearm and shocked him.
"Did- did Tim just become the freaking Joker," Dick asked.
"Not fully, but yes," Zatara answered. "It will explain how..."
Terry collapsed, screaming in agony. "Terry," Bruce screamed. The camera he used turned to static as the device continued to shock Batman.
"He'll figure out a way to escape," Barbra confidently said. "We already saw that he eventually does take down the Joker."
Clark smiled. "I remember. I enjoyed watching him beat the Joker."
"I keep forgetting how much you hate the Joker," Barry told him. "It's kinda scary."
"Have a timeout, kid," Joker taunted. "Can't let you spoil the party too soon. And Bruce, I'm sure you've got your monkey boy wired, somehow. That's just peachy, because I want you to see every minute of this. It's a killer."
Tim began to laugh. It changed. Becoming more and more like Jokers. He flung things on a table away. Clutching his head and slamming it on the table. Joker stumbled away, still clutching his head. His laugh changed fully. It now sounded entirely like Joker's now.
Then he changed. Physically. His hair grew and turned green. His chin became pointed, his eyes red. Finally his skin turned bleach white.
"I think I'm going to be sick," M'gann said.
"You and me both," Zatanna agreed.
"It's pretty fucking gross," Wally added.
"Oh, I never get tired of that." As Joker said so, he ripped off his lab coat to reveal a black suit underneath.
"Drake, you're the Joker." He was still getting shocked, but it wasn't as intense now. He managed to prop up on one arm so he could look at Joker.
"Terry needs to get that damn taser off himself," Ollie said. "I'm honestly surprised the suit wasn't insulated to begin with."
Bruce hated to admit it, but Ollie had a point. All of his suits, along with Dick and Barbra's were all heavily insulated. Did that Universe Batman not think of that?
He threw the coat aside."That flabby oaf doesn't realize I'm using him as a time share. Beneath this puckish exterior lies the mind of a genius. Years ahead of my time."
"Bull crap. I met the Joker, he's just crazy as hell," Wally said. He still had nightmares from his first encounter with the psychopath. It didn't help that he had captured him and Dick and spent several hours torturing the two of them.
Dick sighed. "I hate to admit it, but the joker can be smart at times. But no way should he be smart enough for something like this."
He began walking off. "In the weeks young Robin was under my tutelage, I used him as the subject of my greatest experiment."
"First Jason, now Tim? We have to make sure he doesn't kidnap anyone else," Diana said.
"This is an outlier. As far as I know, this is only one of a few universes where he manages this," Zatara told them.
He turned back. "Utilizing cutting edge genetics, technology, which I had pinched here and there, I encoded my DNA onto a microchip," he gestured at a spot on his neck, which had a small device, and set it into Bird Boy's bird brain.
"So that was the chip Terry friend earlier," Conner noted. "Back when we watched how he beat the Joker."
"How do you remember that," Hal asked.
"I paid attention."
"So did I. I was too busy enjoying seeing the Joker getting shocked."
"Here, everything that has been me has been asleeping all comfy and cozy in Tim Drake's subconscious. At first, I had to limit the time I spent in Drake's body. He's not aware of what I do, chalking up any lingering memories to bad dream."
Joker sat on a computer. "If his family misses him, I simply call wifey and tell her-" He mimicked Tim's voice perfectly. "I'm working late honey." He switches back to his normal voice. "The changes come at will, now."
"That's just wrong," Artemis shuddered.
"I think we all agree with you on that," Kaldur said.
He hopped off from where he was sitting. "And soon, I'll be strong enough to live in this body pertinently. Mr. Jay is back on the rebound, baby!" He began typing furiously at the computer. "My comeback party's going to set the whole town on fire."
"Good thing Terry kicks his ass and humiliates him," Dick said.
"I wish we could rewatch that," Clark said. "I love the Joker being humiliated,"
"As do I," Zatara admitted. "But for now, we have to move on."
Chapter 45: Heroes in Crisis #8
Notes:
I don't own this. This belongs to their respective owners. I make no money off of this.
Also, I'm finally caught up with this story. Expect chapters to be updated on Friday-Sunday
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"Good thing Terry kicks his ass and humiliates him," Dick said.
"I wish we could rewatch that," Clark said. "I love the Joker being humiliated,"
"As do I," Zatara admitted. "But for now, we have to move on."
"I can just tell this next one is going to suck," Dick said. "If you're dreading it, then I definitely am."
"You are right. This has to do with Wally," Zatara answered. "In it', Wally will confess to a crime he didn't commit. He thinks he did it, but he was mind controlled by Reverse Flash and Savitar. He was forced to do it."
Wally and Barry's blood ran cold. "Figures it's those two. Let's just get this crap over with."
"What crime did I commit," Wally asked.
"Remember, it wasn't y-"
Wally cut Artemis off. "I know that. But there is blood on the wall. What did I do?"
Zatara sighed. "You were tricked into killing other heroes."
Nobody said a word as the screen continued.
"If Wally and other heroes come there to recover or whatever, how come we never heard of it," Conner asked.
"It doesn't exist in our timeline," Zatara answered.
"He's talking in circles," Bruce noted.
"Don't do that. Don't treat Wally like a suspect, he's not. Zatara already told us he's innocent."
"I know, Dick. But it's a common way to shift blame while trying not to show it," Bruce replied.
"He keeps on talking about the Sanctuary as if it has a conscience. As if it is sentient," Diana noted.
"It is similar to the Speed Force in a way. They are both a place and a being. Capable of thought but still just a place and a thing," Zatara said.
"Why do I have such terrible luck with sentient place-world-things," Wally asked. "First the Speed Force, now this place?"
Artemis leaned over and whispered. "You know, you really need to stop hating the Speed Force. If it weren't for it, we never would have met." Suddenly, Wally had a terrible idea. And it might just work.
"I get what you mean," Clark said. "For me, that's Lois. I tell her everything."
"I think most of us have someone like that," Megan agreed.
Wally actually smiled.
"He's just trying to find the other heroes," Kaldur realized. "To prove he's not alone."
"Exactly," Arthur agreed. "But why? Does he want to talk, to fight or has Reverse Flash and Savitar already taken over his mind and is making him try to kill them?"
The room seemed to drop a few degrees at the reminder of what would happen.
"Is he seriously about to do all that just to find all those pieces just to meet the heroes," Billy asked. "That seems a bit excessive."
"Isolation can do a lot to someone's mental health. There's a reason it is only used as a form of torture," Dinah told him.
"A billion things scattered across a billion things," M'gann repeated. "But why? I get isolation can be bad at first, but wouldn't you get used to it after awhile?"
"There is a reason Solitary Confinement is a punishment. Imagine being in a place with no one. With nothing. For hours on end. Humans, Martians, even what we know about Kryptonians show they are all naturally social creatures. Now imagine cutting all that off. It is torture. Literally."
M'gann could imagine. That was exactly how she felt when she first came to Earth before the Team was formed.
"And he also wants to see proof," Zatanna added. "To know above all else, those people actually exist."
"It isn't just a Sanctuary for heroes. It's a Sanctuary for heroes, who in some way, broke their vows," Barbra realized. "Everyone there has done something the Universe deemed wrong, that they shouldn't have done."
"But is it to punish or atone for their actions," Bruce asked.
"It seems to be both," Clark replied.
"Is this where it happens," Wally asked faintly. "Where I kill the heroes."
"Yes. I am sorry."
"It's not your fault."
Artemis and Dick leaned over to comfort him while Barry looked ready to run to him at a moment's notice.
Wally was starting to feel uncomfortable. "Crap... This feels weird. Painful but something else too." He looked at his hands. "More uncomfortable than anything."
Everyone was starting to grow worried for him.
"We should move on. I want this crap to be over with," Barry said.
They all watched wide-eyed as Wally lost control.
Artemis squeezed his hand. "It wasn't you."
"I know, but-"
"No buts," Barry told him.
"What the hell is Harley Quinn doing there," Ollie asked.
"She and the other person, Booster Gold, were the primary suspects in the investigation," Zatara answered.
"Framing Harley Quinn and Booster Gold so no one would suspect him," Bruce analysed.
"Something we've all seen a lot," Barry said. "No way was this ever going to work."
"Good," Wally muttered.
No one commented. Some just wanted to end this event as soon as possible. Others, however, were genuinely curious as to how the rose would come into effect.
They were finding it harder and harder to watch the screen. Unfortunately, there was no way to truly block the audio. No way to block Wally explaining how he did it.
"I hate to say it, but Wally is good at covering his tracks," Hal commented.
"My Uncle is a forensic scientist and my best friend is a detective. I know a few things. But no one is perfect. I must have made some mistake," Wally replied.
"So puddlers was just some meaningless word to confuse whoever was investigating," Conner summarized.
"It seems so," Megan answered. "But surely some random word like that would cause Barry to think of Wally considering how unknown it is."
The room's silence was oppressive. No one dared to speak or even make a noise.
Notes:
I forgot just how much I hated this series. They really forced Tom King to use these characters and write this. Also, Dan DiDio's hatred of Wally and other Legacy characters needs to be studied. It is actually kinda impressive. He made them use this suit for Wally to remind fans of his time as Kid Flash and prevent him from taking the Flash mantle, only for fans to love it and he backtracked real fast afterwards.
Chapter 46: Identity Crisis #2 Part 1
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Trigger Warning: Mentions of rape!
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The room's silence was oppressive. No one dared to speak or even make a noise.
Wally took a deep shaky breath. "I really hate Nabu. Can we just move on? I don't know what..."
"Hey dude, if you need some time-"
"Dick, I do need time, but I'd rather not do that right now."
"Are you sure," Artemis asked. "You just watched yourself kill people. Heroes."
"I'm sure. I just want to put this crap behind us."
Zatara looked somewhat saddened. "Unfortunately, the next few events are particularly bad."
"What the hell is going on," Ollie asked.
"Someone is killing the spouses of heroes. Nobody knows who it is but he wants to protect her, even if they are divorced."
"The only way someone could know that is if they were in the Justice League, or at least a hero," Barry said.
Bruce's eyes narrowed. "Or someone who has access to the information."
"A crossbow won't do crap with someone untrained like her," Artemis said. "I hate guns but that would be her best bet."
"She will have to fight someone comfortable killing people close to heroes. That means she will have to fight someone comfortable fighting heroes. She won't stand a chance," Wally replied.
"Are we going to ignore how Dinah casually mentions that Oliver came back from the dead," Conner asked.
"Honestly, at this point, that is a minor thing to do for them," Clark replied.
"Why am I spying on other heroes," Barry asked.
"Actually, that's Wally, not you, Barry," Zatara answered. "And the reason is... it will be revealed."
"Five years ago," Bruce noted.
"And it has something to do with those six," Diana added. "Hawkman, Green Arrow, Black Canary, Elongated Man, Zatanna, and Atom."
They winced at the mention of Doctor Light, taking the name of the hero and disgracing it. Now it was associated with the villain, not the hero before him.
"So we did something that involved Light and we kept it a secret from the rest of the Justice League," Zatanna summarized. "Which means it must be really bad."
"Unfortunately, it seems that way," Dinah agreed.
Their blood ran cold.
"If she is by herself, he might attack her. She needs to get out of there." Nobody had the heart to tell Billy that that was probably not what he was planning.
Billy's eyes widened. "What is he doing to her?"
Diana awkwardly cleared her throat before growling out: "something he will regret."
The scene was getting too intense for some people. Even Billy had realized what was going on.
"Thank goodness," Megan said. She was just glad someone got there to stop him.
"Nice shot, Ollie," Artemis commented.
"I just wish I had gotten two more in," he growled.
Everyone enjoyed the beating.
"Serves his ass right," Zatanna said.
"If only it were more brutal,"Barbra agreed.
"Light is a piece of shit in our universe, but he never tried to pull some crap like this," Wally said.
"I can take up monitoring him to make sure this never happens," Red Tornado volunteered.
"You do enough as it is. We will make sure he knows not to even think about doing this," Clark replied.
"Guess he's not such a joke anymore," Conner said.
"He is for us, but we will make sure he stays like that," Hal replied.
"We've been pretty much ignoring him up to this point, but who is the other Green Lantern," Hal asked.
"That is Kyle Rayner. He is one of your friends in this universe. Similar to Hal and Barry or Jay Garrick and Alan Scott."
"Are you saying every Flash has some Green Lantern that they're friends with," Dick asked.
"Not every. Such as Wally and Kyle in this universe haven't met. But for the most part, yes."
"Relax, no one will ever top you as my best friend," Wally told him.
"No," Conner growled instantly. "Heroes don't mess with people's brains."
"What choice do they have," Megan asked. "He knows too much and he won't stop."
"Conner is right, that is a line we should not cross," Bruce interrupted.
"M'gann, our culture around telepathy is different. I know you know this. That may be common on Mars as a punishment, but it isn't right for humans or on Earth."
"No," Ollie said instantly. "That isn't our place."
"It's the only way," Megan defended.
"There's never the only way," Bruce growled.
"Bruce is right," Clark added. "Our job as heroes is to find another way. The best way."
"And if that is the best way?"
"It isn't. We don't mind control, alter thoughts, or do anything that will force people to our will. That is how villains operate, not heroes," Diana replied.
"I better not..." Barry trailed off.
"Unfortunately, you will," Red Tornado told him. "We already know that those people did something. This is it."
"I really hate how good you are at analyzing things," Barry sighed. He also hated the fact that he would agree to that. Barry wanted villains to reform, not force them.
"Great, several villains meeting. That's just great," Wally sarcastically said.
"Not just villains, assassins and mercenaries," Dick corrected. "Which means they were hired by someone to be there."
"So both sides are aware of each other," Ollie noted. "Which means we're probably sending false information."
"Obviously, but I'm curious as to who we are actually sending," Artemis replied "And what information we are "accidentally" leaking." She put accidentally in air quotes.
"I agree. Time travelers are the worst," Hal said. "Especially when they lock us in a loop."
"It can get annoying," Arthur agreed. "Mostly I avoid fighting them if I can to prevent that."
"Oh great, him," Megan
"Now he has backup," Zatanna added.
"That depends on how much he's willing to pay."
Notes:
Don't you just love 2000's edgy for the sake of being edgy.
Chapter 47: Identity Crisis #2 Part 2
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"Oh great, him," Megan
"Now he has backup," Zatanna added.
"That depends on how much he's willing to pay."
Barry knew that he would vote for it, but it still hurt seeing himself act so unlike himself.
Conner frowned. Telepathy would always be a sore subject for him. Especially when it was used this way.
Wally really wanted to tease Dick for his old costume, he really did, but now wasn't the time.
"I know I just did, but I wouldn't ever do that," Zatanna said. She seemed uncomfortable speaking out like this considering what happened, but she had to.
"No one here thinks you would. This is an alternate universe. You are not her," Clark said.
"I could easily run down there, take everyone of them down in less than an attosecond," Wally commented. "Do that, then we can get back to arguing."
"Arguing won't get you anywhere," Kaldur said. "They don't see what they did as a mistake"
"Multiple times," Conner roared.
"I hate that they did this as much as you do, but there is no point in yelling about it," Dinah said.
"Sorry," Conner mumbled.
"It's fine," Clark said kindly.
"Deathstroke," Dick growled.
"Look at it this way, with all the League members there, he probably gets his ass beat," Barbra told him.
"That actually does help," Dick admitted.
"Wait, medical examiner. Who died," Kaldur asked. "Was it Elongated Man?"
"No. It was Sue. His wife," Zatara said grimly.
"Light will pay for this," Batman growled out.
"And they will regret it. He went too far," Clark said. "Going after us is one thing, going after our families is a mistake."
Bruce narrowed his eyes. Something was up. This was too obvious. He looked over at Barbra and Dick. They seemed to come to the same conclusion. But who was it?
"Then who killed her," Diana asked. "Her murderer must face justice."
"That will be revealed later."
Notes:
You think a company called Detective Comics would actually be able to write mystery comics, this and Heroes in Crisis, they really are bad at it.
Chapter 48: Identity Crisis #6 Part 1
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"Then who killed her," Diana asked. "Her murderer must face justice."
"That will be revealed later."
Zatara took a breath before continuing, "We are going to skip ahead a bit. Just to show the end."
"No..."
They held a moment of silence for the man.
"This has gone too far," Dick growled.
"We'll stop whoever did this. We'll make them pay, we always do," Barbra said.
"Fucking Boomerang did this,"Wally exclaimed. "This is not his MO."
"Captain Boomerang only did this one. All the other deaths, those were someone else," Zatara told.
"And you aren't going to us who it is, are you," Barry stated.
"Nabu's magic prevents me from doing so, or I would."
"I've lost count of how many reasons I have to hate that piece of crap."
"You and I both," Zatanna said.
"As do I," Zatara agreed.
"This was a setup. Someone wanted Boomerang to take the fall," Bruce said.
"We know that, the problem is we don't know who set him up," Diana replied.
"I have a feeling we will find out who," Clark added.
Artemis glared at the man. "I get his paranoia, especially with how common it is for people to come back to life, but not letting him see his dad's body is fucked up."
"To be fair, this is a crime scene," Dinah pointed out.
"That isn't the reason they stopped him though," Ollie countered. "He's already at the crime scene, they just won't let him see his dad's body because the guy is a jerk."
"He's going to take up the mantle of Captain Boomerang, isn't he," Megan asked.
"Yes," Barry replied. "He did in our universe and I don't see why he wouldn't in that one either."
"Wait, is his dad dead in our universe too," Zatanna asked.
"No. He just retired."
"Is that my son...." Ollie trailed off.
"Yes. And before you ask, Dinah isn't the mother."
Ollie and Dinah were severely disappointed to hear that, but they both hid it.
"I would like to know how Captain Boomerang knew everyone's identity," Red Tornado commented.
"This whole thing feels off, and that's coming from me. I don't like it," Billy agreed.
Bruce decided that he would find Captain Boomerang and scare him. Make sure he knew not to leave Central City. And that Batman would know if he did. Assuming that Captain Boomerang actually did commit the murders...
"Are the other Rogues planning on attending the funeral," Conner asked.
Wally and Barry shrugged. "Probably. The Rogues have always been the most tame villains."
"That's if you consider them villains, for the most part, they just stick to robbing banks with their gimmicks," Artemis added.
"How do you know so much about the Rogues," Zatanna asked.
"I have had way too many dates interrupted by them not to," Artemis replied. "They even gave me a 'you better treat him right and not break his heart speech.' It was very weird."
"To be fair they did the same for me," Wally pointed out. "And don't let Artemis fool you, they love her. And the feelings are mutual, especially Trickster."
"Trickster is pretty fun if he doesn't shoot acid at me," Artemis admitted.
"This had Waller written all over it," Clark growled.
"Just another thorn in our side. Unfortunately, those thorns are adding up," Kaldur agreed.
"I can't wait to punch his stupid face," Hal said.
"None of us can," Barry agreed.
"Speak for yourself," Zatanna said. "After what he did, I'm aiming lower."
Dick clenched his fists. "One of these days, we'll get that bastard. He can't keep escaping forever."
Barbra grabbed his hand gently.
"How the hell did he get away from Wally," Dick growled.
"I'm good, but Deathstroke is a master ninja. I hate to admit it, but he's good."
"Wait, does that vision include Bruce," Clark asked.
"It does, but he wasn't there," Diana replied.
Bruce realized it instantly. "Unless they lied about me not being there. They messed with my head too."
"So they did," Bruce growled.
"Bruce, none of us would ever-"
"I know. I'm not mad at you."
"Do I ever find out what they did?"
"Yes, you do."
M'Gann tensed. She still didn't see the problem with using her powers on a villain, but a hero was a different story. She glanced at Conner. He had been cold to her since she talked about how she thought it was okay to use telepathy on Light. She tried talking to him with her telepathy, but stopped when he snapped at her.
Clark frowned. "I stay back a lot. I like to make sure everyone is safe and okay.."
"We all do," Diana agreed. "It's a part of our job."
"It wouldn't have meant the destruction of the League, just that we got kicked out," Ollie said.
"And honestly, we would've deserved it," Dinah added.
"Let's just move on. No point in crying over something that happened in a different universe, that realistically, none of us would have done," Barry told them.
"No, I don't," Wally said. "Bruce is many things, but he wouldn't use mind control on us."
"Honestly, even the implication that Bruce would is weird," Dick added.
Notes:
I think the worst part about this series is how DC really tries to convince you into thinking that all those characters are perfectly in character to agree to this.
Chapter 49: Identity Crisis #6 Part 2
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I don't own this. This belongs to their respective owners. I make no money off of this.
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"No, I don't," Wally said. "Bruce is many things, but he wouldn't use mind control on us."
"Honestly, even the implication that Bruce would is weird," Dick added.
"I'm willing to do a lot, but morals aren't something I can compromise on," Wally said.
"Well said," Clark replied.
"I'll figure it out, and they'll regret doing it," Bruce growled.
"You do find out," Zatara admitted.
"Who would have thought, trying to keep a secret about the World's Greatest Detective from the World's Greatest Detective wouldn't work out," Barbra sarcastically asked.
"Do either of you recognize him," Kaldur asked, looking at both Wally and Barry.
"I don't," Wally admitted.
"Whoever this guy is, I don't know him," Barry added.
"We have really got to take care of these guys. We already have too many organized mercenary organizations as it is," Arthur said.
"The League of Shadows, the Light, Cadmus, and dozens others," Artemis listed. "Yeah, we have a lot of problems to handle."
"Damn, if Bruce of all people is saying that it's hard, it is," Barbra said.
"He'll figure it out, he always finds something," Clark said. "I still don't know how he can disappear without me finding him."
Bruce smirked. He never was going to, either.
"What's an infarct," Billy asked.
"It's when tissue dies because it doesn't have enough blood in it," Wally explained.
"Bruce found something," Red Tornado noted.
"Yeah, but the scary part isn't that he found something. His reaction is," Diana added.
"Atom did this," M'gann exclaimed.
"No."
"Then who could have had access to his tech and the names of the-"
"Jean," Bruce interrupted. "She's the only one who had access to his tech and knew enough about the Justice League to do this."
"She wouldn't," Clark countered.
"Unfortunately, she did. It was her," Zatara confirmed.
"Would Jean actually kill him," Zatanna asked.
"She just caused the deaths of several people," Dick told her. "We don't know what she's willing to do."
"Boomerang isn't a killer. At least, not normally," Wally defended.
"It seems everyone is acting crazy," Barry agreed. "Jean definitely isn't normally like this either."
"You know, it is nice they got back together, besides her murdering people," M'gann commented.
"That's actually the reason for her killing the heroes, she wanted to get back with Ray."
"What the fuck," Hal exclaimed. "So she wasn't mind controlled, forced, some clone or something like that?"
"No," Zatara answered.
"I've met Jean, she isn't like that," Clark said.
"I know, but she changed for some reason during this event," Zatara admitted.
"You have been showing us increasingly depressing events," Zatanna told her dad.
"I agree," a voice behind them announced. It was a short, frail looking man. He was wearing an orange suit with purple lines on it and an equally purple hat. They weren't fooled though. They knew who it was.
"What do you want, Mxyzptlk," Clark asked.
"Relax, I'm just tired of all this depressing stuff. So you all are going to watch one of my favorite events of recent memories, an event about Superman!" He facepalmed. "I almost forgot." He waved his hand and everyone had their suits and weapons. "That will make sense later."
"What are you doing?"
"Nabu, I'm hijacking your affront to time and space itself. You have no say in this." He waved his hand a second time. Now, a giant golden portal opened and out came Lois Lane, Hawk Woman, Guy Gardner, and Michael Holt
"Have fun." He disappeared.
Notes:
The next chapter is the 50th chapter special, which is going to be Superman 2025. I'm excited for it.
Chapter 50: Superman (2025) 50th Chapter Special
Notes:
I don't own this. This belongs to their respective owners. I make no money off of this.
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"Nabu, I'm hijacking your affront to time and space itself. You have no say in this." He waved his hand a second time. Now, a giant golden portal opened and out came Lois Lane, Hawk Woman, Guy Gardner, and Michael Holt
"Have fun." He disappeared.
"Clark, what the hell is going on," Lois asked. She looked around the room and saw no one but other heroes. It seemed she was the only non-hero there.
"Nabu kidnapped most of us because something bad will happen in the future, something that shouldn't have happened. We fight someone called Darkseid and lose. He's having us watch alternate universes so we can... fix ourselves, I guess is the best word for it."
"Nabu, you motherfucker, come out here so I can kick your ass!"
"Actually, Guy, you, Shayera, and Michael were all kidnapped by Mr. Mxyzptlk."
Suddenly a few more chairs appeared. The newcomer went to sit in them, "Actually, Lois, you can have my seat." Diana got up from her spot next to Clark and sat between Shayera and Michael. "Thank you," Lois said.
When everyone sat down, the screen came to life.
The screen opens to text:
CENTURIES AGO, the first superpowered beings, known as METAHUMANS, appeared on Earth, ushering in a new era of GODS AND MONSTERS.
3 DECADES AGO, an extraterrestrial baby was sent in a spacecraft to Earth, and adopted by Kansas farmers.
3 YEARS AGO, the baby, now grown, announced himself as SUPERMAN, the most powerful metahuman of all.
3 WEEKS AGO, Superman stopped the country of BORAVIA from invading JARHANPUR, sparking controversy around the world
3 HOURS AGO, a metahuman called the HAMMER OF BORAVIA attacked Superman in the city of METROPOLIS.
3 MINUTES AGO, Superman lost a battle for the first time.
"Which means Clark is about to start hurting," Diana said.
"Wait what," Lois asked. She looked over at her husband. He seemed perfectly fine.
"Whenever our on-screen counterpart gets hurt or injured, we feel the pain, we don't actually get injured ourselves, we just feel the pain."
Lois scowled.
Superman's body slammed into the ground. He was struggling to take breaths and was badly injured. He spit out blood and gave a loud, high pitch whistle.
As soon as him body came on screen, Clark let out a grunt of pain. He leaned forward about to fall out of his seat, but was caught by Bruce. "Thanks."
"What was Clark whistling for," Conner asked. Lois glanced at him. He sounded concerned for Clark. Had the two finally made up? Good.
"I honestly don't know," Zatara admitted. "Usually Nabu gives me a basic understanding of what we're watching but he isn't the one controlling the screen anymore."
Something small came running towards him fast, sending snow flying behind it.
A close up shows it was a dog wearing a cape. The dog jumped high in the air before jumping on Clark's chest. The dog continued playing with Clark's body, causing him more pain.
Clark let out a painful groan.
"Bad dog," M'gann said.
"Wolf is better," Conner grumbled.
"Dude, not the time," Dick told him.
Clark begged the dog to stop but it didn't listen. "Krypto, take me home." Krypto looked at him curiously before licking his face. "Home." Clark managed to grab his cape and pull it to the dog. Eventually, Krypto finally started dragging him off.
In the distance, giant crystals shot out of the ground and formed the Fortress of Solitude.
Clark smiled through the pain. "That's the Fortress of Solitude," he told Conner. "I'll take you there when we get a chance. I'll teach you everything I know about Krypton there."
Conner actually gave an awkward smile back. "I'm looking forward to it."
'So Clark finally swallowed his pride. Good,' Lois thought.
Krypto stopped just outside the Fortress and barked at it. Superman's symbol shined brightly on the door before it began to open.
A robot ran towards them. "Superman!" Four robots gently picked Clark up and carried him off. A recording in a foreign language was playing in the distance.
Clark's pain eased up a little now that he was being gently carried instead of being pulled Krypto.
"Thank you."
"You have robots," Michael asked.
Clark shook his head as he glanced at the screen a little jealous. "No, but I wish I did."
"No need to thank us, sir, as we will not appreciate it. We have no consciousness whatsoever. Merely automatons here to serve. Meet 12, she's new."
Clark looked at her and nodded. She laughed. "Oh, he looked at me!"
I put your parents' message on to soothe you."
"What is it saying," Conner asked. He was curious. If he was going to learn about Krypton, might as well start now.
"I don't know. I've only pieced together parts of Kryptonian and this appears to be different from the Kryptonian from our world."
Conner nodded. "Okay."
"Thank you."
"He finds it soothing."
We are shown his parents as they spoke in Kryptonian. Unfortunately, it begins to glitch and mess up.
They placed him on a chair that scanned his body.
"The message was damaged in transit from Krypton to Earth. But what is there, 'We love you more than Heaven, our son. We love you more than land. Our beloved home will soon be gone forever.'" A close up shows Clark whispering their message as they said it. "'But hope vitalizes our hearts, and that hope is you Kal-El. We have searched the universe for a home where you can do the most good, and Live out Krypton's truth. That place is Earth.'"
Diana looked at Clark. "I would have liked to meet them. They seem like wonderful people."
"You and I both," Clark agreed.
"14 fractured bones," Five reported.
"Damage to bladder, kidney, large intestines, lungs," Twelve listed. "Our poor Superman."
Bruce was taking mental notes on all the damage done to Clark. He had never heard of the Hammer of Boravia before, but if it was capable of hurting Superman this badly, he'd need a contingency plan. Unfortunately, without actually seeing the thing in action, he had no idea what it was actually capable of.
"With a healthy dose of yellow sun, we'll have you up and at 'em in no time." As 4 spoke, several magnifying glasses aligned as a window opened. An outside shot showed the fortress spinning to face the sun.
Clark grimaced. This was going to hurt.
The last magnifying glass aligned and sent a blast of sunlight onto Clark. He began to scream in pain as his bones and organs were forcefully shifted in place and healed all at once.
At the same time as his own screen counterpart, Clark let out a loud scream of pain.
"What's wrong, shouldn't you be healing, not screaming," Guy asked. "Or are you just a bitch?"
"Dude, he's having his bones snapped back into place and his organs forcefully healed. That's going to hurt," Hal told him.
"Still-"
"One punch," Bruce growled. Guy shut up.
Far away, a woman was seen walking, tracking Clark to the fortress. Over the radio, Lex's voice could be heard. "Engineer, come in."
"He landed somewhere near here. I can't see where."
"Well, keep looking."
"I'm not surprised Lex is involved," Barry said. "It seems he hates you in every universe."
"He seriously needs a hobby besides trying to kill Superman," Wally agreed.
Inside, they finished the healing process and Clark fell out of his chair and shuddered. "Golly."
They turned to look at Clark. "What?"
"Really? Golly," Hal asked.
"I don't like cussing. It sets a bad example for kids," Clark replied.
Four followed him as he walked away, begging him to finish healing and rest. Clark refused saying that he needed to get back into the fray. Four countered that the Hammer of Boravia just beat him at full power.
Clark stops and looks at a destroyed part of the fortress. He gets mad and calls for Krypto. "What the hay, dude? I-I thought- You destroyed the whole- Superman Robots, I thought I told you to keep an eye on him."
Artemis smiled. "You know, I'm really starting to like this dog."
"You and I both," Wally replied. 'Maybe I should get her a dog. She'd be a great owner.'
Four defends itself by saying that they fed Krypto but was too unruly. Even going as far as saying that because they are robots, they don't care if he lives or dies.
Red Tornado disagreed with the robot. It looked around the room and saw everyone present. The Justice League, the Young Justice team, even the civilian, Lois. He cared about all of them. And he would do anything in his power to protect them.
Clark goes to leave but keeps getting bit by Krypto. He manages to convince the dog to stay put. Krypto whines for Clark but he reluctantly flies off.
Outside, the Engineer spots him flying away, reporting that he is on his way back. We get epic shots of Superman flying. Another shot shows off his symbol.
"Wait, that's his symbol," Guy asked. "It looks nothing like an 'S.'"
"We saw it earlier," Barbra pointed out.
"I wasn't paying attention to it earlier."
"I don't care if it looks like an S or not. As long as people feel safe, protected and hopeful when they see it. The S, while iconic for us, isn't actually an S. Just a hieroglyph."
In Metropolis, the Hammer of Boravia boasts about how Superman left them, drones fly all around him and he continues his monologue. He blasts lasers into an office full of people.
Bruce immediately started taking notes. It was a suit, not a mech. It could blast lasers from his eyes. He was already forming a plan... And a theory.
In another building, a woman can be seen taking selfies with the Hammer of Boravia in the distance. She was in an office building which turns out to be LuthorCorp. Lex is pacing the floor. When he sees Superman he turns towards the Hammer.
"He's back. Your 5:00."
The Hammer of Boravia acknowledged his statement, and flew towards Superman. "12C."
The Hammer of Boravia grabbed Superman by the throat. 18A. The Hammer punched Superman in the head. "34B." It grabbed Superman's cape. "98Z." It began choking him. "8H." The hammer punched him in the back of the head. "74D." It grabbed him by the leg and spun him around. "44T!" The Hammer of Boravia threw him straight down. The woman was shown taking more selfies.
Clark grunted in pain every time his on screen counterpart got hit.
"Lex is ordering the Hammer to attack Superman, meaning whoever is in there doesn't have any fighting experience or skill," Dinah noted.
"Meanwhile, Superman has three years of experience but only with people below him, no one on his level and he doesn't know any martial arts," Ollie added.
"That's great, but can we move on," Lois snapped.
Superman slammed into the ground sending debris everywhere. Across the street, a food vendor ran to him.
In LuthorCorp, Lex was seen celebrating.
"It's like he knows Superman's every move before he makes it."
"He does. He's been studying him for years."
"He's developed over 2,500 fight moves for any situation."
Clark groaned in pain. "I'm not surprised Lex would do that. He still blames me for going bald."
"You should just let me kill him," Hawkgirl told him.
"No."
Down below, the man from earlier, calls for Superman. Lex scans the man's face. "Malik Ali, local."
The Engineer says that she found the Fortress of Solitude. The Fortress starts sinking into the ground. She took off towards it. "Lex, the entire structure has descended into the ice."
"I just use a key that weighs half a million tons," Clark said. "Much simpler."
"It descending into the ice makes it less conspicuous," Bruce countered.
"Not even Diana can pick up the key. No one is getting into the Fortress without me knowing."
Lex ordered her to return to base. She refused at first, but Lex made her come back anyway. He then orders the Hammer of Boravia to come back.
Mali climbed down into the crater, talking about how he once gave him free falafel because she saved a woman from getting hit by a taxi. Mali asked if he was okay as he helped Superman up. Superman urged the man to leave but he refused, saying Superman had saved them plenty of times, but now it was their turn.
Several people smiled.
"I like him," Arthur said. "It seems like the people of Metropolis love you in this universe."
"It's the same in our universe," Clark agreed. "But not on par with how much Central and Keystone love Flash."
"Nobody loves their heroes more than Central and Keystone," Artemis said. "When it became public that Kid Flash and I were dating, the amount of news articles celebrating that Kid Flash finally got a girlfriend would be funny if it weren't so weird. Some of them wanted to give me a section in the Flash Museum."
"What can we say, two, about to be three, generations of heroes have served the cities. We've earned their respect and love," Barry smirked.
"Is it really earned if they just give it to you instantly," Lois asked. "I have to read news to stay updated on the Daily Planet's competitors and I have never read or heard a single news report from a local source say anything negative about the Flashes."
The Hammer of Boravia flew off. Superman attempted to follow, but he let out a groan of pain.
In the LuthorCorp building, the people were celebrating. The woman from earlier ran up to Lex and hugged him.
"Who is the woman," Kaldur asked. "She seems to be getting more and more important."
"I think it's Eve Teschmacher. One of Jimmy Olsen's many exes."
"Many? How many does he have?"
"Don't ask," Lois and Clark said at the same time.
On a beach, the Hammer of Boravia flew towards a LuthorCorp encampment. He landed and walked through a machine. He walked out onto a weird, cube bridge and into another machine. When he exited this one he entered the LuthorCorp office. He took off his helmet as someone said Ultraman is back.
"Is that a fucking pocket Universe," Michael exclaimed. "Luthor is a fucking idiot!"
"Um, translation please," Zatanna asked.
"That," Michael pointed to the screen, "is a pocket Universe. Extremely dangerous technology that can store infinite space and doesn't obey the laws of physics. But every time it opens, the chance of a black hole forming increases."
A zoom out shows the Engineer had arrived on the roof as well.
Outside the Daily Planet, Clark Kent makes his way through a crowded street. He greets the guard as he enters the building.
Perry White calls out Clark for being late, which Clark apologizes for. Steve Lombard greets Clark by calling him a loser. Clark tries to brush him off but Steve chases after him, questioning his lack of adverbs. Clark ignores him and answers a call from his mom.
We get shown the Kent's with Martha yelling at the phone. Steve mocks them by asking if Martha had grilled any roadkill.
Clark and Lois perked up at seeing Clark's parents. "I almost forgot, you'll have to meet them, Conner."
"Why," Conner asked. He wasn't opposed to the idea, but he didn't see the point.
Lois rolled her eyes. "Because they are the nicest and most welcoming people in existence."
"And they cook the most amazing food ever," Wally commented.
"You've visited them," Artemis asked.
"A few times," he confirmed. "When Dick, Kal, Roy and I first appeared on the hero scene, they invited us over for dinner."
"It was the first time I got to enjoy surface food," Kaldur admitted.
"And their cooking can rival Alfred's," Dick added.
"They had me over for my first Christmas. They were unconditionally nice," J'onn added.
Cat Grant walks past them, and says she thought Clark's article was good.
Jimmy Olsen and Clark celebrate Clark getting the front page.
Martha says that they didn't want to keep him, but just wanted to say congratulations. They mention how they haven't seen him in awhile. His dad says to not be a stranger.
"Yeah, I'd like to meet them," Conner decided.
"Great," Clark smiled. "You can even invite M'gann if you'd like, trust me, they love company."
"It sounds fun," M'gann agreed.
Clark hangs up and Lois walks up to him. "So this guy just flew into midtown and started attacking people demanding for Superman to show up?" Clark says it's all in his article, Lois makes fun of his writing while two girls flirt with Jimmy.
Guy looked like he was going to ask but Clark interrupted him. "Don't ask. He just does it somehow. I don't even think he knows how." Guy created a hand flipping off Jimmy in the back of the room with his ring.
Jimmy interrupts them. "22 people in hospital and over 20 million in property damage. It does make you wonder." Lois asks about what, Jimmy replies that maybe Superman didn't think through the ramifications of Boravia. Lois suggests that the Hammer of Boravia isn't from Boravia.
"He did not," Lois said.
"I did. People were going to die, I stopped a war and saved people."
"And you didn't think of the political impact of doing so beforehand," Barbra countered.
"Why do you think Superman renounced his American Citizenship? I don't represent anyone except myself."
They debate it briefly before Lois points out they have no idea what his goal was, Jimmy says it was kicking Superman's ass. Clark says he didn't completely kick Superman's ass.
"He did though," Diana pointed out.
Clark grimaced. "I know.."
Lois turns on the news, where Ghurkos, the leader of Boravia, denied any involvement with the Hammer of Boravia. Clark said Superman mentioned the hammer was faking his accent.
Lois questions if Superman said that. Clark talks about his interview, calling Superman a great guy.
They all slowly turned to look at Clark. "That is unethical," Dinah said.
"That's why I stopped and let Lois interview me," Clark countered.
"That isn't any better," Ollie said.
Lois and Clark pretended to not hear him.
Lois points out how it's suspicious that he keeps getting several interviews with Superman. Clark claims it was good journalism. Lois doesn't buy it.
Ghurkos claims the US and Boravia have been allies for 30 years, but says Superman is ruining the relationship.
At the Pentagon, Luthor is giving a presentation to several military officials. Claiming to have created someone more powerful than Superman, Ultraman. He also shows off the Engineer and his flying forces called the Raptors. Forming PlanetWatch.
"Yet another problem to deal with. Yay," Barbra said. "As if Luthor, the Hammer, the Engineer and the Boravia conflict weren't enough."
"We've won with worse odds. We'll win this one," Clark told her.
"How can you stay so positive all the time," Guy asked.
"My ma and pa."
One man questions why he'd want them to hire him to kill Superman. Ric Flag Sr points out Superman stopped a war, which was well intended, if naive. A woman points out that Boravia purchased over 80 billion dollars of equipment in two years. She also says that he would profit from the war more than anyone else.
Lex says they will die if Superman is left unchecked. He claims other metahumans aren't interfering in foreign affairs. He says he has proof of the Fortress of Solitude, which violated 12 international treaties. And that the other metahumans aren't aliens.
"There is more to this," Clark guessed. "No way would Lex put his cards into the military agreeing to lock me up."
"The problem is we have no idea what he wants," Conner growled. He would always hate Lex, even if he was technically his dad.
"He wants me dead. What we don't know is how," Clark responded.
He says that should be enough to at least bring him in for questioning. One man says he isn't comfortable with Superman around but that Superman was too popular to do anything with because of backlash.
Lex claims he's losing popularity everyday. The man continues that they have no way of containing Superman. Lex says he has ways to contain him. Apparently all the Kryptonite is gone from the world.
"Then that Superman is lucky," Clark groaned.
"I wish the same could be said about ours," Conner agreed.
The people decided locking Superman up just wasn't worth the risk.
Lois enters her apartment. After hanging up her trench coat, she hears a noise in her kitchen.She grabs a baseball bat and goes to investigate. She drops the bat when she sees it was Clark. She questions what he was doing there, Clark says that they have officially been dating for three months so he came over to celebrate.
"Three months? Nice," M'gann said.
"So they're at the beginning of their relationship," Zatanna added.
He said he was making her breakfast for dinner. Lois says it was his favorite. He countered that she loves breakfast. Lois responds that she loves breakfast for breakfast and that he loves it for dinner.
They start making out and Clark picks her up and sets her on the counter.
Clark starts laughing, causing Lois to laugh. She asks what's so funny, and Clark responds about their back and forth. Lois says she wasn't acting and that if he actually kept interviewing himself, people would figure it out. Clark claims the glasses prevented it. Lois says they won't work forever, and ethically, the interviews were wrong. Claiming he knew the questions in advance.
Clark says that he'll let her interview him, Lois says that's a bad idea, but Clark says it'll be fine. Lois asks if he is serious, Clark says he is.
"That version of Clark is not ready for me to interview him," Lois commented.
"No way," Clark agreed. "He is fully expecting you to be on his side."
Lois starts recording. Clark leans forward and deepens his voice. Lois points out he's come under a lot of fire, Superman claims it's not a lot of fire. Lois says it is. Superman chuckled, causing Lois to ask if he found this funny.
Superman says he stopped a war, which Lois disputes, but he doubled down. Superman says Boravia invaded Jarhanpur and he stopped it. He admitted he smashed some tanks and planes. He says there were no casualties or significant injuries.
"No casualties? That is impressive for him to be so inexperienced," Diana noted.
"Yeah, but was it luck or skill," Bruce asked.
"You don't believe in luck," Dick pointed out.
Bruce smirked. "No, I don't."
Lois asks if he interacted with the president of Boravia in any way. Superman admits he did. Lois asks how but Superman says it was between them.Lois gets frustrated and stops the recording. "This is on the record."
"Yeah, but that conversation was between the two of us." As Clark talked, he grabbed his cup and went to the kitchen.Lois says she would ask the question whether or not she knew the answer to it.
Superman says that after he stopped the war, he visited Ghurkos. He admitted to having a private meeting with Ghurkos. Lois asks how and Superman admits he flew him to the desert and pinned him to a cactus.
"That's torture," Wally said.
"A mild form," Artemis countered.
"A mild form of torture is still torture."
Lois points out that is torture. Superman denies it, saying that the spikes were small.
Lois asks what he said and Superman says that he told Ghurkos not to mess with Jarhanpur again or he'd answer to him.
"And coercion."
Lois asked what he meant by that, and Clark began to get frustrated. "That if such events occurred we would have a more serious discussion."
"More serious than tearing up his back on a cactus?"
"Ghurkos was gonna kill people. You seem to be forgetting that-"
Lois cut him off. "So in effect, you illegally entered a country, inserting yourself in the middle of an incredibly heated-" Clark cuts Lois off. "No, no, no. Hold on a minute." Lois continued as if there had been no interruption. "Geopolitical situation, siding with a nation, Jarhanpur, which historically, has not been a friend to the US-" Clark says Jarhanpur has changed. "Against a nation that is technically our ally, and then threatened to murder their head of state."
"Honestly, I'm surprised we didn't start arguing sooner," Clark admitted.
"You and I both," Lois agreed.
"First of all, whether or not Jarhanpur is an imperfect country does not give another country the right to invade it."
"Yes but the Boravian Government maintains that they're freeing the Jarhanpurians from a tyrannical regime," Lois told him.
"Yes, but you know that's silly."
"Boravia is even more corrupt than Gotham," Shayera commented.
"That's.... fair," Artemis admitted.
"I do?" Lois scoffed.
"The Boravian government, of all people, is saying this? Come on!" Clark was getting more and more flustered.
"This is on the record, Superman," Lois reminded him.
"Now- No. Now, see- Now you're being dishonest, Lois."
People were starting to cringe. They really didn't want to watch the couple fight.
"How am I being dishonest?"
They turn off the recording device.
Clark claims Lois is being dishonest because they both know that the Boravian government is lying. Lois agrees but maintains that she has to be unbiased. They agree to continue and Clark flops down in his chair.
"No. Please stop, this is almost as bad as Wally and Artemis," Dick commented.
"Hey!"
Lois asks if he thinks this is going well. Clark responds that he thinks he's doing a good job.
Lois starts recording again and asks if Superman talked to the US president before going to Boravia. Clark sighs deeply but denies it. "The Secretary of Defense?" Once again: "No." "Or any US official before you took matters into your own hands and decided unilaterally how to handle this extremely delicate situation?"
Clark sat forward. "Ghurkos and his goons were going to kill people."
"Yes," Lois agreed. "But the results of you seemingly acting as a representative of the United State will cause-"
"I wasn't representing anybody except for me and myself and doing good!"
"That's why I renounced my American citizenship," Clark said.
"I have to keep mine since I'm the ambassador of Themyscira," Diana replied.
"-More problems around the world and more than a war that lasted 12 and 24 hours and was just replacing one tyrannical regime with another?"
"Is that really how you feel," Clark asked as he crossed his arms.
"I'm not the one being interviewed, Superman, but I question it." Lois reminded him. "Yeah, I would question myself in the same situation and hold off a beat and consider the consequences."
"PEOPLE WERE GOING TO DIE!"
Silence. No one said anything as they realized just how much Clark really cared for people.
"That is Superman," Clark said. "I know I talked about dropping my US citizenship, but even if I didn't, I would still save those people. That's why he's so good. Saving people because they need saving, regardless of politics. Everyone needs a hero, and Superman is that hero."
The two have a tense pause. Clark exhales.
Lois says she'd like to change the subject. Clark agrees. She points out that he has gotten a lot of hate online but Superman claims to not read it.
Lois points out that he is talking in third person. Superman says it's something he was just trying to do for the next interview.
"Please don't. That was weird," Lois said.
"Definitely not," he agreed.
Lois says that was on the record. Superman denies it, but Lois says it was. Superman claims that it was off the record, but Lois says he has to say that part first.
Clark asks why she's being like this and Lois says she won't write it. Lois goes back to social media. She says she caught him reading it and Clark says she can't use that. She says people are suspicious because he was an alien.
"At this point, just scrap the whole interview," Wally said. "There's no saving this interview."
"Yeah, and end our suffering of having to listen to it," Conner agreed.
Superman agrees, saying that he was honest about that from the beginning. He explained that his home planet of Krypton was destroyed and his parents sent him to Earth to save him. Lois asks specifically where but Superman refuses.
Lois asks about his bio parents. Superman answers that they sent him there to serve humanity and to help the world.
Lois asks if they said that, which Superman confirms. He talks about a recording they sent with him. He says it's why he does what he does.
"I want to know what the rest of it says," Barbra commented. "I'm sure Bruce, Dick and I working together could fix it."
Lois says that there are a lot of people that believe he is there for a nefarious purpose. She talks about the ongoing hashtags including Supershit. Clark gets mad saying that that one specifically irritates him. Lois exclaims that it is on the record.
She turns off the recording saying that she didn't come up with it. Clark decides to leave and Lois questions him. Lois tries to convince him to not leave but Clark does anyway.
The two continue arguing as Clark gets his stuff to leave. Clark says that he gave her a longer interview than he ever gave himself. Lois counters that he can time his imaginary interviews.
"If any of that gets published, you're both getting caught," Hal said
"So what, I say publish it anyway."
"Guy, shut up," Michael advised.
Clark says she can't use some of the stuff and Lois says she's aware. "I knew this would never work."
"What does that mean?"
Lois ignores him and starts washing dishes. "Lois? What does that mean?"
"I just- I told you I wasn't good at relationships." Clark stands there for a few seconds and says "okay," and leaves.
Lois and Clark felt their hearts plummet. They had fights, every couple did, but they never outright broke up or even separated. They both hoped they fixed the drama by the end of the event.
In Antarctica with Lex, Eve, Ultraman and the Engineer. Eve exclaims how cool it was. She started taking selfies.
The Engineer pointed to where the Fortress was supposed to be. Lex says she has no faith and turns around. As he does so, the Fortress of Solitude pops out of the ground, growing to its full size.
"How the hell did they get it to appear," Shayera asked.
"Forget that, Krypto is there. I swear if they hurt my dog, they will regret it," Clark said.
"You are scary when you're mad," Ollie said.
When they reach the door it once again glows with Superman's symbol and opens for them. The message from Superman's biological parents is playing in the background as they enter. Four says that he put up the message for Superman but is surprised to see Lex and his henchmen.
Ultraman destroys Four as it asks for a chance to talk. As he does so, the Engineer turns her hands to saw blades and cuts down five bots. Two more rush in behind her so she does a stupid back flip thing and morphs to face them. It would have taken less time to just turn around but whatever.
"My robots," Clark screamed in rage.
She tosses her blades and destroys several more bots as Lex casually walks in. He takes off his shades like a badass and approaches the computer.
Krypto appears out of nowhere growling and rushes the engineer and rips off a piece of her face. He goes to attack again but she's ready this time and covers his head in nanites. Krypto whines and tries to rip them off but is unsuccessful.
"They better not kill my dog," Clark growled.
"Again, scary," Ollie replied.
"This is what we came for." Lex kicked a piece of a robot aside as he finally reached the computer. "Hopefully there's something on here that we can use to convince the general Superman requires immediate action. I can't stand the metahumans but he's so much worse. Super... man. He's not a man. He's an it. A thing with a cocky grin and a stupid outfit that's somehow become the focal point of the entire world's conversation. Nothing's felt right since he showed up."
Several people rolled their eyes at Lex.
"Such a pointless hill to die on. Let's kill the greatest hero of all time," Dinah said. "And then, we can be severely weakened when an actual alien invasion happens."
"He's just a child, screaming in rage that someone else is more powerful than him," Diana added.
The Engineer agrees saying she sacrificed her humanity to get rid of Superman. Lex asks if she can hack the computer. She says it'll take a while and asks about what if Superman shows up.
Lex tells her not to worry about that as he has it covered.
Cut to Metropolis at night. Two men were putting on gloves in a van and looking really suspicious for two people trying not to be caught releasing discount Kong-Godzilla love child.
They open the backdoor and inside is a shaking cage. They attach a pulley system to the top of the change and get ready to open it.
Clark sighed deeply. "That's going to kill people."
"It'll also stop you from coming back to your Fortress too early and catching them," Wally said.
Back at the Fortress, the Engineer grasps as she finds something in the computers. Lex asks what she found. The engineer responds that the message was damaged but there was more to it. She says she can somehow recover the rest. It starts playing the rest, still in Kryptonian.
"It's not like they'll find anything," Billy said, slightly cocky.
"There is always a chance," Bruce replied.
"You are way too pessimistic," Billy told him.
Back in Metropolis, the men finally released the Kaiju. It blows up a barrel as it runs away. One man says it's a small distraction but the other says it'll get bigger.
The next day, a dog barks at the no-longer-baby Kaiju. It goes to step on the dog but Superman rushes in and saves the dog. The camera reveals the Kaiju is now several stories tall.
"Holy crap. Yeah, it got bigger," Wally said.
"It'll give me a fight, but I will win," Clark said confidently.
Several people start running away while others attempt to remove themselves from the gene pool by recording the thing while mere meters away from it.
"I hate when people just stand and watch fights," M'gann complained. "Now we also have to make sure they don't get injured because they think watching us fight is cool."
"One of the more annoying parts of being a hero," Zatanna agreed.
The ground under Superman begins to crack and break as he attempts to get the dog to leave. The dog however, has no sense of self-preservation and barks at Superman. Eventually, Superman uses his super breath to shove the dog away into a tree.
Right afterwards, the Kaiju crushes him. The ground begins to crack and be destroyed in a line until Superman flies out. A little girl cheers as Superman flies to attack the monster.
Clark smiled at seeing the girl cheer. "It can be annoying when they refuse to leave, but hearing them cheering you on is amazing."
"I just create a wall and force them to leave," Guy said.
He punches it in the dead causing it to stumble back and nearly hit a building but Superman saves it, proving yes, in a superhero movie, you actually can save people and not just stop the bad guy. And you can do it without leveling a city.
Clark was released to see Superman not just stopping the monster but going out of his way to save people and minimize damage.
With some strain he's able to shove the thing forward but accidentally cracks the glass.
It blasts Superman with fire but he tanks it while putting his arms up to protect his face. He turns around and sees the damaged building. After making sure everyone was fine, he turned back to the Kaiju.
"Did that hurt you," Lois asked.
"No. It was more like when you open the oven and the heat causes you to back up."
"Hey buddy," Superman claps and gestures to his face, "Eyes up here." He flies high in the air.
The beast attempts to blast him with fire but Superman either dodges or tanks the blast. Superman flies up into the clouds. He shoots down and slams on the things face. He flies down and saves a woman from being crushed and tells her to take deep slow breaths and that she'll be okay.
A screech can be heard as three figures appear in the distance. Hawkgirl, Mister Terrific, and Green Lantern. The crowd cheers for them as they wait there. Guy creates a megaphone and tells them to leave.
"Oh hell yeah, the cavalry is here and that thing is as good as dead," Guy said.
"It doesn't need to die, just be stopped. Taken someplace safe," Clark countered.
"That is not an option," Shayera said. "Just look at the thing."
"Oh hell, I'm teaming up with Guy," Michael interrupted.
"What the hell do you mean by that," Guy asked.
In the Daily Planet, Cat Grant is complaining to Lois about someone. Lois is ignoring her and watching the news. The reporter says the Justice Gang arrived to help. He explains for the audience that they're funded by LordTech Corporation.
Back in the fight, the Justice Gang finally decides to attack the creature. As the Kaiju blasts fire at them, Superman gets its attention and throws a water tower at it. Hawkgirl screeches and slams her mace into its head. Despite that being like the eighth time it's gotten its skull crushed, it doesn't have CTE and only stumbles a little while Mister Terrific scans it with his T-Spears.
It sees him so he has to fly away while shouting. Green Lantern creates a muzzle for it and locks its mouth shut. The Kaiju is far stronger than the human so it slings him around.
"Why didn't you just not attach a leash to it," Hal asked.
"Shut up, I'm sure I had a valid reason."
"Yeah, like you're a fucking idiot," Hal muttered under his breath.
Mister Terrific flies over to Superman and asks what he knows about the thing. Superman explains that it's skin is tough, but it is off balance so he's trying to figure out a way to get it out alive.
Mister Terrific doesn't like that plan so he screams to go for its eyes.
"That could blind it and cause it to create even more chaos," Bruce growled.
"Yeah, but it's also the only weak spot it has," Michael countered.
Hawkgirl slammed her mace into the Kaiju's eye causing it to get stuck. The creature clawed at its face just missing Hawkgirl. It began to swipe at Green Lantern but missed. Green Lantern creates oven mitts to restrain it.
Hawkgirl screams for help. Green Lantern complains that he made oven mitts and Hawkgirl complains that she's being blinked to death.
Hawkgirl suppresses a groan. That was embarrassing.
"Seriously, dude, stop trying to hold back the Kaiju with your strength," Hal said.
"Shut it, Jordan."
With the creature off balance, it steps on a truck containing canisters. They're about to hit a girl but Superman protects her.
"An amazing save, as always," Diana praised.
"Thank you, Diana."
Superman shouts at the Justice Gang to be careful. They ignore him and Green Lantern creates a device which holds the Kaiju's eye open and pokes it repeatedly.
"They need to make sure they don't end up causing any civilians to get killed," Barry complained.
"Maybe they shouldn't be in the way," Guy countered.
"Dude, even for you, that's not something you should say," Michael advised.
"So what?"
Superman complains that there has to be a better way to do this. With the creature blinded, it stumbles around some more and its tail destroys a series of cars and nearly kills a squirrel but Superman saves it.
Clark smiled seeing his counterpart going out of his way to save the squirrel.
Up above, Mister Terrific sends his T Spears into the creature's mouth. Superman sees it choke and uses his X-ray vision to find the T Spears. When they got to the stomach, Mister Terrific blew up the T Spears and killed the Kaiju.
"Dude, why? We could have saved it," Clark complained.
"No way," Michael countered. It was clearly too powerful for-"
"Yes, you could have," Bruce interrupted. "Killing is never the option. It is only the coward's way out."
Superman gets disappointed and catches the falling corpse before it can fall on anyone who was too dumb to run away. He moves it to a nearby field.
The news report that Lois was watching says there are no casualties thanks to Superman.
"There were no casualties because Superman was there. If it had just been you three, who knows how many would have died," Arthur reported.
"By my calculations, a total of-"
"No one wants to hear your calculations, you stupid robot," Guy cut Red Tornado off.
Cat asks Lois how it was going with Clark. According to her, Lois said she wasn't sure about it. Lois agreed saying that Clark was strange.
Superman crawls out from under the Kaiju's corpse as Green Lantern lands and says Kaiju steaks all around. Superman says that he wanted to capture it so it could be taken to an intergalactic zoo or at least put down humanly. Green Lantern says to not be a wuss and Superman gives him a disappointed look.
"Dang, that was undignified," Wally said. "But we've all had our fair share of embarrassing moments."
"You seem to have more than anyone else, though," Artemis teased.
"Hey!"
Green Lantern turns to address the crowd and says it's just another day for the Justice gang. Hawkgirl lands and says that it is not their name, that they were working on it. Green Lantern says it may end up being permanent though. The two continue arguing while a little girl hugs Superman.
"See, Metropolis loves Superman," Dick said.
"I never said it didn't. Just that they don't love me as much as Central and Keystone love Flash."
"We also only really have one guy who actually tries to destroy the city. The Rouges are after banks, Zoom, Reverse Flash and Rival are exclusively after us. If it weren't for Grodd and a few others, no one would actively target the cities, just us," Barry explained.
"How about we agree to stop talking about which hero is more loved," Ollie said.
"You're just mad Star City doesn't love you as much as our cities love us," Barry countered.
Superman continues greeting the kids while Green Lantern talks about LordTech. He realizes no one is clapping or even paying attention so he turns to see why.
On a giant screen, it says Superman was sent to kill them. A mom pulls her child away from Superman while another man says this has to be fake. He gives Superman his phone which has Lex Luthor on a Talk Show.
Lex says that 28 of the world's top linguists have confirmed the translation and 30 of the top forensic computer techs confirmed the footage was correct and untampered.
"Wait, what," Conner asked.
"Probably just some fake thing made by Lex to make Superman look bad" Lois rolled her eyes.
Bruce wasn't sure however. Lex had access to the Fortress of Solitude. He could have found anything.
The host asks if there was any way it could be fake and Lex denies it. The host asks for the footage and Lex agrees.
It plays the translated full version. "We love you more than Heaven, our son. We love you more than land. Our beloved home will soon be gone forever." His mom starts speaking. "But hope vitalizes our hearts, and that hope is you Kal-El. We have searched the universe for a home where you can do the most good, and Live out Krypton's truth. That place is Earth."
"I don't get it, what's bad about it," Superman asks. It continues playing past the glitch and says; "The people there are simple and profoundly confused. Weak of mind and spirit. Lord over the planet as the last Son of Krypton." His mom speaks again. "Dispatch of anyone unable or unwilling to serve you, Kal-El. Take as many wives as you can, so your genes and Krypton's might and legacy will live on in this new frontier."Clark starts shaking as his dad speaks again. "Do us proud, my son. Rule without mercy."
"Yeah, that's been tampered with," Lois says casually. She knew Lex way to well to be tricked by this.
"No way," Michael said. "I know the people in forensic computer science, If they it's legit, it is."
"Unless they were bribed, blackmailed, threatened, or something else," Dick listed off. "Lex might even be lying or mind controlling them."
Mr. Terrific didn't look convinced.
The Talk Show host asks about Superman's kind acts and the lives he's saved. Lex denies this saying that Superman was grooming them. Clark begins walking away. Lex explains that Superman is making them complacent so he can dominate them without resistance and make it so his descendants can rule as well.
Lex says he won't accept that. The host says Lex seems upset. Lex counters that he's scared. He claims no one knows how large his secret harem already is.
"What did the message say in our universe," Conner asked.
"Pretty much the beginning part. That they love me, Krypton was going to be destroyed, that Earth will keep me safe and I can hide among its people. They didn't know that I would get powers though," Clark explained.
Clark goes into a building as a cop stops people from following him. Inside, Clark starts breathing deeply and seems to be having a panic attack. The Justice Gang enters and Green Lantern puts a wall up to give them some privacy.
"Dude, you have a secret harem?"
"No, Guy, of course I don't have a harem."
Several people facepalmed. "Guy, do you honestly think Superman of all people, would have a harem," Hal asked.
"It's a possibility," Guy defended.
"You are lucky that our rings are powered by Will and not intelligence."
"If any of that message is even remotely true, then you are exactly the kind of alien threat that I was commandeered by the Green Lantern corp to protect this planet against."
Clark tells Guy to back off. Guy dares him to try something, but Hawkgirl tells Guy to relax. She then asks Clark if the message was real or not. Clark confirms the first half was but the second half was damaged during his trip from Krypton to Earth, so Lex must have doctored it.
Mr. Terrific denies that, saying he knows the computer forensics guys and that they wouldn't say it was legit, unless it was. Hawkgirl asks where they could have gotten the footage and Clark realized the only way they could have, was at the fortress.
"Like I said, the message wasn't tampered with," Micheal said.
"Just because your alternate self said that it's fine, doesn't mean you're right, " Lois snapped.
As fast as he can, Clark flies to the Fortress of Solitude.
Lois asks if they were going to arrest Superman. The man confirms that it is a possibility. Lois tries to ask another question but the man hangs up.
Ric Flag asks if the man was buying it. The man says he doesn't trust Lex but the message was real. Adding that Superman was a threat, he had to be stopped.
Back at the Daily Planet, interviews are being played. One man says he used to support Superman but doesn't anymore. Even going as far as to claim he wants him to rot in Hell.
Clark was disappointed. He knew people would turn against him, but everyone? And to this extent?
"Even if the message is real, so are you, Clark. Everything you stand for. Your message, your means," Diana said. "It is an honor to serve alongside you," Diana said.
Clark smiled slightly. "Thank you. And I'm honored to consider you my friend and ally as well." Lois sent Wonder Woman a thankful look.
The Daily Planet is in chaos with people going frantic. At one point, Perry White screams at Jimmy to not call him chief. Jimmy agrees saying that he was going to do his job. Ghurkos makes fun of Superman on the news. He said that he was trying to save the people of Jarhanpur but Superman wants to keep them enslaved. He even goes as far as saying he finds Boravian women the most attractive.
Lois scowled. She really wanted to punch him in the face.
He denies any questions, instead the man walks off to a private room. He clicks a button and opens a hidden door which leads to Lex's pocket universe.
"Am I the only one who didn't know that these two were teaming up," Billy asked.
"Seems that way you stu-"
Barry ran up to him and covered his mouth. "Guy, shut up."
On the other side, the man cheers that he and Lex did it. Lex warns not to celebrate until Superman is disposed of. He has Ultraman give him a doughnut from a new place that opened in Park Ridge.
Ghurkos says the fake message was a stroke of genius but Lex says it was real. Ghurkos says he knew Superman was here to kill them. Lex explains he hoped to get the knowledge to destroy Superman, but his own parents did that.
"You know what, I don't care if the message is real or not. They're my biological parents, but my real parents are John and Martha Kent."
"Yeah, but it's still your culture. Well that, or they're just freaking weird," Hal said.
"My culture is Earth. No matter what, Earth is my home," Clark said.
Ghurkos bites the doughnut and says it is good. Lex agrees and says he might open one in his half of Jarhanpur.
At the Fortress of Solitude, Four was badly damaged and was repeatedly stabbing itself in the head.
Superman stops him and grabs him gently. "Four?" Four explains he tried to protect Superman. A noise alerts Superman so he sees that his computer is smashed. Looking down, Superman addresses the droid. He asks how they got in there since it is keyed to his DNA.
All that did was fuel Bruce's theory. Somehow Lex had access to Clark's DNA. He looked at Dick and Barbra. It was clear they were thinking the same thing, or at least, something similar.
Four says that it must protect Superman. The robot apologizes and deactivates.
Superman gets up and looks around. He whistles for Krypto but the dog doesn't come.
He flies as fast as he can to LuthorCorp and smashes the door to Lex's office. Whoever he was meeting with runs to the other side of the room. His secretary says she tried to stop him which makes me question why she saw a mad Superman and thought she could stop him.
"How the fuck was she going to stop him," Artemis asked.
"It's best to not question what people who get in the way of an angry Superman are thinking," Ollie advised.
Lex tells her it's fine, he also greets Superman saying this is the first time they met and asks if he'd like some coffee?
Superman asks where the dog is. Lex acts confused, asking what dog. Superman starts yelling, accusing Lex of taking Krypto. A woman starts recording and Lex encourages her
"Say goodbye to your PR," Hal joked.
"The people turned against me the second that video was released, I don't think that mattered much," Clark countered.
"And you're not making things better," Barry countered. "This might even make people who still supported you turn against you."
"I don't do this for public support. Don't get me wrong, I like when they love me, but I became a hero to save people. That was my goal at the beginning, it is my goal now, and it will always be my goal."
Clark grabs the desk and tosses it into the window. He screams for the dog again but Lex calmly stands up. He says he has no idea what he's talking about. Superman appears to calm down and claims he's just a dog. Lex again denies it, but drinks from his mug and says ugly dog with a cape.
Superman gets mad again and asks what he says. Lex once again denies everything and Superman finds out the woman is recording him. He addresses the recording saying that they heard what he said.
Several people cringed. "Yeah, Clark I get that you don't care what the public thinks, but you should at least be careful," Lois advised.
A talk show host talks about how Superman has gone off the deep end. He asks Peacemaker what he thought. Peacemaker says he's not surprised as people who think they're better than everyone else always have secrets. Making decelerations against killing unless it's necessary.
Clark flies into his apartment and checks his phone. He sees that he has missed calls from his Ma and Pa. In the background it appears that the Justice Gang are fighting something.
Clark was worried about the fight in the background. He was sure that the Justice Gang could handle it, they also showed they didn't care about civilians or damage. But right now, it was clear his head wasn't in the right place to be saving people.
The TV gets turned off by Lois who is leaning against his kitchen counter. She asks if he has a dog. Clark denies it saying it was more of a foster situation. She offers him coco which he accepts. Lois asks if he's going to help them, nodding towards the Justice Gang. Clark says no, that they have it covered since he was looking for the Dog.
Lois asks if he's okay. Clark explains the footage isn't what it looks like. Lois says okay as Clark explains the ship he was sent in was damaged so he only ever heard the first part of the message so he thought he knew how it ended. With his parents telling him to be a good person and help Earth. Lois says she knew he was not here to rule over them.
"Take it from me, parents don't mean shit," Artemis said. "I hate my dad, love my mom now, and have mixed opinions about my sister, family doesn't mean shit." Wally grabbed her hand.
Lois watches the fight briefly while Clark drinks the coco. He comments that it's good. He then apologizes for falling out. Lois agreed, but says they were different. She says she was just some punk rock kid from Bakerline and how he was Superman.
Clark claims to be punk rock but Lois says he's not. Clark says he likes the Strangle Fellows, the P.O.D.s, and the Mighty Crabjoys. Lois says that those were punk radio bands, not punk rock. She adds that the Mighty Crabjoys suck.
"Who are the Mighty Crabjoys," Hal asked.
"I honestly don't know," Zatara answered. "My guess is some band that doesn't exist in our world. Same for the others."
Clark says a lot of people love them. Lois says her point is that she questions everyone and everything while Clark trusts everyone. That he thinks everyone he meets is beautiful.
"Maybe that's the real punk rock."
Lois chuckles softly. After a pause, Clark leans forward. He asks her what she meant when she said that she knew it would never work. Lois admits she didn't know.
"I really hope they get back together," Megan commented.
"They will," Zatanna said.
Clark says he has to go. Since the DOJ has a warrant out for his arrest, he was going to turn himself in. Lois asks why and Clark says that they might take him to wherever they're holding Krypto.
Lois protests that it's just a dog and Clark agrees, adding that it wasn't even a very good one, he was alone and scared.
Clark actually chuckled. "Yeah, he is not a good boy."
"Wolf is a good boy," Conner said.
Before Clark can fly off, Lois grabs his wrist and pulls him into a hug.
"I love you, Lois." Lois gets wide-eyed at this. "I probably should have told you that a long time ago." He flies off before she can respond.
"I love you so much," Lois told Clark. He smiled and kissed her cheek. "I love you too."
The next day, Ultraman slams Superman's face into the ground creating a hole in the pavement. Clark simply protests that he isn't resisting. Ultraman roughly pulls him up.
Clark winced. It wasn't painful but the sudden impact caught him off guard.
Superman points out that no one read him his rights. Ric Flag Senior says that the court decided he doesn't have rights, since he was an alien. He adds that the government is aware they can't detain him so they outsourced his imprisonment and interrogation to PlanetWatch.
"How the hell does Luthor plan to imprison you. They already said that this Earth no longer has Kryptonite," Guy asked.
"Lex also said he had a way around that," Michael countered.
"Whatever." Guy rolled his eyes.
Superman asks about PlanetWatch as a jet lands. Ric Flag apologizes.
The jet takes him to the base LuthorCorp has built on the beach. He is escorted by both the Engineer and Ultraman to the dimensional portal. Ultraman throws him into the portal and kicks his foot when he sticks it out.The portal closes as Superman sits up.
He looks behind himself and sees a hallway leading towards two figures. One is in a cage, with Superman, and appears to be made out of multiple... things. The second is a tall, white almost alien looking figure.
"Does anyone know who they are," Barbra asked.
"I got nothing," Dick admitted.
"I'm not sure about the tall one, but the sitting one is Metamorpho. A hero. "
When Superman enters the cubed cage, the door slams shut. Lex says that they met twice in two days now.
Superman says his obsession was getting creepy. Luther responds that Superman wasn't his type. Lex has the figure outside the cage start the life and takes them deeper into the pocket Universe.
M'gann and J'onn glared at Lex for his comment.
Superman asks where they were and Led says that it was a pocket Universe that he created by replicating the Big Bang. Superman whistles for Krypto while Lex says that the man in the cage with him, Rex, has been called into service to help hold him. Explaining that he can change into any substance, including Kryptonite.
As soon as Metamorpho changes his hand to Kryptonite, Superman starts to weaken until he can't stand anymore and collapses.
Instantly, Clark groaned and slumped down in his chair, writhing in pain. Bruce grabbed and held him up.
"Clark!"
"I'm fine," he groaned. "Let's keep watching." This was worse than any other time he's been exposed to Kryptonite, but he wasn't going to make them worry more.
Back at the Daily Planet a news report talks about how Ghurkos is attempting to invade Jarhanpur.
Jimmy points out that Superman has only been gone a day and this was already happening. Lois apparently didn't hear him. She says she is trying to figure out how Lex was connected to all of it. Jimmy says that Lex sells them weapons and gets rich.
"That's too obvious," Lois said. "Lex doesn't care for money when it comes to finding a way to kill Superman." Clark, who was still weak, groaned in agreement.
"Then what is it," Zatanna asked.
Lois frowned. "I don't know. My guess is he did it to find a way to kill Clark, but I don't know how a war would help him."
Lois denies this, saying that she has a connection at BodaBank. Since BodaBank handles the transactions between LuthorCorp and Boravia. She says LuthorCorp sold the 80 billions worth of arms for only 1.625 billions.
"I knew it," Lois said.
Jimmy asks why they would do that. Lois says that is a good question. As she does so, she starts pouring a lot of sugar into her coffee. Jimmy then asks if she found out where they were holding Superman, which Lois denies.
Jimmy glances at Lois' coffee which is still being filled with sugar. She says Luther is doing this so he can't stop Superman from stopping the invasion. Jimmy says that she is using way too much sugar.
"That's nothing," Lois said.
"That is not healthy," Diana said. "I doubt even I could handle that."
"I've had worse," Wally added.
"You're the reason we're not allowed to drink any coffee or energy drinks at your parents or my home," Barry exclaimed. "You have no say."
"I only did it twice."
Lois walks off, saying she parties like a rock star.
Jimmy goes to his contacts and scrolls to Mutant Toes. She told him to not be a "DICJ" She also used several emojis. Jimmy texts her something. He got a response almost instantly. He checks it and tells Lois Lex is holding Superman in a pocket Universe.
Lois asks what that is, Jimmy admits he doesn't know and neither does his source. He adds she really doesn't know anything.
"He really shouldn't be so mean about whoever his source is," Megan said.
"If it's who I think it is, then he is kinda right," Dick told her.
"Who do you think it is," Conner asked.
Dick just smirked but turned back to the screen.
Lois asks who his source is but Jimmy says he can't say. He adds that she owes him a lot. Lois walks off as Jimmy's source starts texting him again. The person asks if he wants to meet up. He just rubs his head.
Back in the pocket Universe, Lex shows Superman countless monkeys typing away on computers. He explains that they are his monkey-bots. They were forced to type fake hate online about Superman. Clark groans out about hashtag Supershit.
"Does he really not have anything better to do," Conner asked.
"This is Lex Luthor we're talking about. If he's not doing something evil, something is up," Zatanna said.
Next he shows him Krypto being forced to chase fake squirrels being projected directly into Krypto's brain. Lex explains he'll learn what he can, then kill the dog. Adding it will be painful.
Finally, Lex takes Superman through a series of massive, floating cells, each holding a single prisoner. No bathroom, privacy, or any basic human rights. People are begging Lex to let them out. Lex explains that most cells are rented out to governments who want to keep their political arrests private. Others were because of personal reasons, including an ex-girlfriend who wrote a blog about him.
"That might be the pettiest thing I've ever heard," Ollie said.
"Not even my dad is that bad," Artemis agreed.
Clark says he wouldn't say any of this if he planned on letting him out, which Lex agrees. He said Superman would be killed already if he had his way, but the government wanted to interrogate him first.
As Clark and Metamorpho are forced into a cell, Lex taunts Rex about his son, whom he apparently kidnapped. He says that he better keep Superman weak or Lex would have the baby killed. He leaves, saying he'd be back tomorrow.
"That bastard," Lois growled. "Kidnapping a baby?"
"That's a new low, even for him," Barry agreed.
"I can't wait to see him suffer," Zatara growled in agreement. He was the only one present who was actually a parent, and he would make anyone who hurt his daughter suffer. The only reason that Dick Grayson boy didn't was because his deal with Nabu to be released for the event prevented him. But afterward...
Jimmy was walking down the street at night in a shady district. He walks past some prostitutes that try to call him over. He goes into an alley and looks back to make sure he isn't being followed. Suddenly, someone grabs him and pulls him away.
Turns out, it was just Eve. She apologizes for making them meet here, but she explains that Lex stalks her using traffic cameras to make sure he knows where she is. Jimmy asks why she stays with him and she responds that he explained how all his ex-girlfriends get imprisoned in his pocket Universe.
"How does he keep doing this," Guy asked.
"He's just like that," Lois answered.
"Like the opposite version of Wally. He doesn't flirt at all and gets everyone," Artemis joked.
"I got you," Wally said. "So clearly I did something right."
She asks about Jimmy's mom. She explains that she loved his mom even more than her actual mother. Jimmy stammers out that she felt the same way from the one time they met. Jimmy changes the subject to Lex and how he has some connection to Boravia.
"He is not very subtle," Barbra commented.
"Not at all," Clark groaned out. He was still affected by the Kryptonite but it didn't seem as bad when they weren't directly watching him be affected by it. It seemed Mxyzptlk had some pity on him.
Eve gets sad and accuses him of just using her to get to Lex. Jimmy denies it, explaining that if he got real dirt on Lex they could- Eve interrupts him saying that they could get back together. Jimmy gives the worst fake yeah in the history of fake yeahs.
"How is he this good of a reporter yet this bad at acting," Dick asked. "He is almost as bad as Kaldur."
"What do you mean? I thought I did a good job," Kaldur said.
"No offence, Kal, but you're a terrible liar," Wally admitted.
"Very well. Then I shall commit to being a better actor."
Eve buys it despite that briefly but stops smiling suddenly. She says he used to talk bad about her toes. Jimmy says he doesn't care about her toes, that there are other parts of her that he would like.
She explained that Lex tortured a dog to which Jimmy exclaimed "Jesus Christ." Eve agrees and suddenly says she has to leave. Before she can, Jimmy begs her to find out what she can and she agrees.
As she leaves she blows him several kisses. Jimmy says he's putting them in his pocket.
"He is leading her on," Megan said.
"He also isn't meaning to, sorta," Billy replied.
"The whole damn situation is weird, let's just move on," Guy interrupted.
In the pocket universe, Joey was crying. Superman asked about him. Rex snapped and said to not talk to him. Much more gently, he added please.
Superman continues, saying that he can save the baby if he stops with the kryptonite. Rex protests that there is no way out of there. Superman attempts to get up, but Rex runs over and places the kryptonite closer to him.
At the same time as his own screen counterpart, Clark screams in pain. His breathing became labored. Once again, Bruce was holding him up, making sure he didn't fall out of his seat.
In the Hall of Justice, Shayera is reading a Daily Planet newspaper talking about how the US is holding Superman in a pocket Universe.
"So your article got published, that should at least turn public opinion against Lex slightly," Arthur commented.
"The odds of the public turning against Luthor and towards Superman are low," Red Tornado commented.
"You are a downer," Billy told the robot.
Guy is asking Kendra where the creamer is. She responds that it is on the counter, like always.
Apparently, Lois is there trying to convince them to help her find Superman. She says that Superman was in their group but forgets their name. Guy calls it the Justice Gang, but Kendra and Michael say that isn't their name.
"Why do you like that name, it's stupid," Michael told him.
"It is, objectively, a good name," Guy countered. "How is it any different than the Justice League?"
"The Justice League sounds like a hero team. Justice Gang sounds like we're trying to force peace, not create it," Diana said.
Guy says that Mister Terrific doesn't get a vote because of his name. Kendra says she voted against it. Guy countered that as team leader, he got to be the tie breaker. He adds that Superman was never an official member.
Michael says it's because he knows which way he'd vote. Guy tells him to shut up and asks Lois how she even knew Superman.
Lois says she does. Guy asks if she knew about the hypnotic glasses. Shayera said she did now. Guy protested that he didn't say who he is, just that he wore hypno glasses. He adds that they make his face look different in your brain when he wears them.
"That's not how they work," Clark said. "They're just a basic pair of glasses."
"No, it's not," Guy protested.
No one had the energy to argue with him.
Lois said that she did know, pointing out he shouldn't have told her in case she didn't know.
Guy asked if she knew he was Clark Kent. Lois exclaimed that he shouldn't trust everyone. Guys surprisingly defends Clark saying he doesn't trust everyone, just them since they were also heroes.
"Do you not know the point of a secret identity," Dick asked. "If Lois didn't know before, she would now. And she's a reporter."
"How did I end up on a team with Guy Gardner," Michael asked himself.
"How did we," Shayera corrected.
"We're on the same team now!"
Lois is still annoyed asking what they were going to do to help Superman since they were friends. Guy says they aren't friends since he came to rule over him.
Michael says it would be difficult to find him. He admits to putting nanobots in his bloodstream to track his location. He pulls up a map of the LuthorCorp encampment. He points to a specific point where the trail ends.
"You better not try that with us,"Bruce growled.
"You? No. The others," he shrugged.
Clark scanned everyone using his x-ray vision. "We're clear. He was only joking."
He says that the trackers would still be there even if he was dead so her article about him being held in a pocket Universe was right. Lois asks about him putting nanobots in his friends bloodstream which he responds that he does to everyone.
Lois says they need to go to Fort Kramer and save Superman. Kendra, who finally put down the paper, asked what they'd do. Lois says they would save him. Guy interrupts asking if she wanted to break a federally incarcerated man out of jail.
"A man who is currently being held illegally," Wally pointed out.
"Sometimes, our morals go against the law. Sometimes, doing the right thing means doing what the press, public, and president all say is wrong," Diana agreed.
Lois says that this is being done to stop him from stopping the Boravian Military conflict. Guy says that Green Lanterns take a vow to not get involved in politics.
Hal face palmed. "We are space cops. Sometimes we have to get political. This is definitely one of those times."
"Not if it goes against our vows," Guy complained.
"Politics isn't against our vow. Besides, you're only saying this because the other you is saying the same thing."
Michael calls him out for that, to which Guy said it was implied. Kendra says that anytime he doesn't want to do something, he just says that it goes against his vow.
Guy says he is two seconds away from making a giant hammer and beating them both to death. Kendra looks slightly amused by the threat.
"And that isn't against your vow," J'onn asked.
"Shut up you-"
"Enough," Bruce growled.
He sits down and asks if Superman was there to take over the world. He adds that he doesn't know, but he probably isn't. He claims that the risk wasn't worth fighting the US government over. Kendra says that wasn't their name and that made them sound like cowboys but she agreed with the rest.
"You guys are terrible friends," Barry said.
"So what? Would you break into a government facility just to break someone out," Guy asked.
"Yes. If they were illegally being held, I would save them in a heartbeat."
"You're so lame."
Lois asks if they were going to let their friend rot in a pocket universe. The three refuse to make eye contact and find various ways to ignore her.
Lois grabs her bag and storms off, saying Guy's haircut should be against his vows. Guy asks what she was talking about, he claims that 348 women said otherwise.
"My haircut is perfectly fine. If 348 women like it, then that's plenty for me,"Guy countered.
"That's less than one percent of the world's population," Barbra pointed out.
"Why you-" Guy went to use his ring only for nothing to happen.
"Please, no fighting, or I'll shuffle the purpose of every hole in your face," Mr. Mxyzptlk ordered.
Outside, Mister Terrific stops Lois from leaving. He says that he might not save him, but he could at least check out what they were doing to Superman.
"Thank you," Lois said sincerely.
He just nodded. "You're right. It's wrong to leave Superman out there to die. And it'll give me a chance to see that pocket universe in person."
Lois says that he wasn't his boyfriend, that they were just seeing each other. Mister Terrific says they'll take his ride when Lois asks if he wants her to drive.
"Lady, I do not want to hear any of your relationship problems," Michael said.
Cut to a massive garage. Mister Terrific clicks a button on his remote, which causes the garage door to slowly open. Lois points out that he has a flying saucer but not a faster door. Mister Terrific says he hasn't worked on that yet.
In the jet, Lois admits that she isn't sure how she feels about Clark. Mister Terrific interrupts her saying that, to be clear, he isn't into emotions. Lois agrees, but she was just thinking out loud. Lois keeps going saying that she planned to break up with him, and continues going on while Terrific turns to stare at her, clearly annoyed. That gets Lois to shut up and they fly away.
Lex kicks Superman's cell to get his attention. "Q&A time, alien." Superman's face is messed up from the overexposure to Kryptonite. "Today we have a special guest." Next to Lex is Ghurkos.
Like every time Clark came back on screen, the kryptonite poisoning hit him full force. He groaned weakly as Bruce made sure he couldn't fall out of his seat. On his other side, Lois grabbed his hand.
"I'm familiar with him." Superman is breathing deeply, barely able to speak. "The smell of his pis as we flew across the desert..."
A few people laughed.
Ghurkos interrupted him with a roar. "That is a lie!"
"No, not Vasil, he's just there as an observer." Lex turns to reveal a hostage. Someone tied to a chair with a bag over their face. Lex pulls off the bag to reveal the bruised face of Mali.
"No. He's innocent in all of this," Clark groaned out. Unfortunately, the screen continued.
"Mali," Clark groaned out.
Lex pulls out a revolver and a single bullet. "Now, the US Government has some questions for you."
"Luthor, I barely know him," Clark protested. "He gave me food once."
Lex ignores him. "Who are you working with here on Earth?" He spins the cylinder.
'No,' Bruce thought. There was no way for Clark to save Mali. Unless something interrupted Lex, Mali was going to die.
"I'm not working with anyone, Luthor." Lex cocks the gun and dramatically points it at Mali.
"Don't tell him nothing," Mali said. "I have no family or nothing."
"He'd have me. Mali would always have at least one friend. I care," Clark said desperately.
Lois squeezed his hand comfortingly.
"Luthor, don't do this," Clark begged.
"You eating my food was a great honor, Superman." Lex pulls the trigger and Mali flinches but the gun doesn't go off.
"Oh. Got lucky on that one."
"No, please." Clark continues begging for Mali's life. "No, Luthor, don't do this. Please." Ghurkos was laughing the entire time.
Conner growled. He hated that Lex was his dad.
Artemis heard him. "Just because he is your father doesn't mean he is your dad. I'll never consider Sportsmaster my dad." Conner nodded in acknowledgement.
"Let's try another question, shall we, Superman." Lex rolls the cylinder and cocks the gun again.
"Luthor, don't do this."
"Who raised you as a child?"
"I can't..."
"I believe in you, Superman! Don't tell him noth-" BANG!
Clark let out an anguished wail. Even Rex seems surprised by what happened.
"Damnit," Clark growled. "Lex will pay for that."
They held a moment of silence for him.
Luthor comments that he didn't expect him to be shot so quickly. Ghurkos started laughing. Lex has his thing, which he calls Mr. Handsome to go. He says he'll be back with someone else Superman chatted with, such as Clark Kent.
After Luthor cried, Rex had started sobbing silently to himself. He kept repeating "No," to himself
"He is feeling remorse. Maybe now he can be convinced to turn against Luthor," Red Tornado commented.
The T-Craft lands at the LuthorCorp encampment. A radio plays Five Years time by Noah and the Whales.
Mister Terrific and Lois walk off the T-Craft. A rapture tells them the area is restricted and they have to leave. The duo ignore him and Mister Terrific does some hand movements.
A bunch of holographic Supermen show up and lead the way to the portal. The rapture continues yelling at them but continues to be ignored.
"I still don't like the thought that you put nanites in their bodies, but I'll admit it worked out for the best," Diana admitted.
"It's still an unethical invasion of our privacy," Ollie countered
"But it may be the reason Clark gets saved," Dinah replied.
Lois is confused by the holograms but Mister Terrific tells her that is the path Superman was taken.
The rapture tells him he has one last chance to stop. Mister Terrific replies that he was going to say the same to him. He twists his hands right as they start shooting. A red field appears protecting the two.
"Thanks," Lois said.
Mister Terrific shrugged. "It saved me too."
Mister Terrific rolls out of the force field and attacks the nearest rapture. Lois watches in amazement as the fight continues. I really can't describe the scene and do it justice so just go watch it.
"Since when did you become a badass," Guy asked.
"Just because I rely on my tech doesn't mean I can't do other stuff," Michael said. "And being a badass is a part of our job description."
"Being a hero isn't about being the best fighter. We're firefighters, not cops. We save people above all else," Clark said.
Wally leaned over and whispered to Dick. "Even as weak as he is, he can still deliver some amazing speeches."
Mister Terrific flings away three guards. Another, who was shooting the force field for some reason, was hit in the head and shocked. Even the people in regular clothing were trying to fight but it just wasn't working.
Mister Terrific continues beating the men. One of their bodies hits the force field and bounces off. The T-Spheres protected Mister Terrific, as any time someone got too close, they would fly in and take the person out. One guy got his hands stuck on one and was constantly being shocked.
"You are a formidable opponent," Kaldur stated. "Perhaps one day, we could train together?"
Michael stared at him for a while.Kaldur was about to apologise when the man gave a smirk. "I'd like that."
At one point, Mister Terrific grabs a T-Sphere and flies over the force field to the other side. Now the people had gained some intelligence and tried running away. It didn't work.
When the last man was taken care of, Mister Terrific turned off the force field.
Lois sums the scene up perfectly. "Holy shit."
"Yeah, that sums this whole thing up perfectly," Barbra said. "Your T-Spheres are amazing."
"Don't get any ideas. I don't intend to share my stuff."
"We'll see about that."
The two enter the tent and Mister Terrific exclaims "unbelievable" when he sees the portal. He explains that if you are just one picometer off, there will be a black hole where the earth used to be. He adds that every use of the portal risks tearing a hole in the fabric of reality.
Lois asks what the T-Spheres were doing and Mister Terrific explains their hacking it. Lois says he decided to help. He turned to face her. "Only because it'll piss off Green Lantern."
"Hey, fuck you."
"Shut it, Guy," Shayera growled.
"Thanks."
In the pocket universe, Rex was still crying. Despite regretting his actions, he still had Kryptonite out. He talks about how he killed that guy.
Clark says his name was Mali. Rex replies he didn't do anything. Suddenly, his voice hardened. "You said you can get to my son, right?"
"A but late to change sides, doon't you think," Hal asked
"What he did was wrong, but he he was doing it to protect his son. If he wants to fix things now, he should be given the chance," Bruce countered. "That's the reason we offer the chance to redeem themselves."
Clark does his best to nod and Rex gets rid of the kryptonite. Clark starts gasping and coughing. He attempts to get up, but is too weak. Rex asks why he is still disfigured. Clark says he needs sunlight.
"Yeah, that would be great," Clark groaned. He could feel it. The kryptonite poisoning was getting worse. He didn't know how much longer this could keep up. He wasn't going to say that, though.
Mister Terrific's T-Spheres finally hack the portal and open it. The two carefully enter the pocket universe. They can't go beyond the portal since there is no platform.
At the bottom is an antiproton river. Lois asks if they should repel. Mister Terrific asks where he would get the gear to repel in a pocket universe. Lois says that they might come out of his circles. Mister Terrific corrects her that they are T-Spheres. Adding that they are 3 dimensional, circles were flat.
Lois rolled her eyes. "I know that.
"The don't call the circles!""
He said that with the antiproton river and black hole vortexes, they could not go in themselves.
Element Man says he can't make a sun, but he can make something close. Superman asks what but Element Man had already started. The other prisoners notice what's going on and try to tell the guard. Two of them temporarily argue over who got credit for telling.
Element Man finishes his not-a-sun and blasts the area with light. Unfortunately, the light caught the attention of the guards.
Clark felt better instantly. "Yeah, that feels much better."
"I think we should look for him. I think he'd be a good member to have on the Justice League," Dinah said.
"I second that," Clark replied instantly.
"We can discuss this later, but I think he should be given the chance as well," Bruce added.
Mister Terrific takes manual control over two T-Spheres and flies them into the void.
Mustering up what strength he had gained, Superman shatters the glass and flies towards the guard holding Joey. He hits him but cracks the window on the other side. He uppercuts the guard and grabs Joey.
Artemis smirked. "Take that, bastared." She held a special hatred for anyone willing to hurt kids. Wally grabbed her hand comfortingly.
Element Man briefly holds his baby before saying he can't change forms while holding something or he will drop it.
Superman smashes through the machine that held Krypto. He slides to a stop and despite his begging, gets mauled by Krypto.
"Ah, crap." Clark felt where bruises should have been forming. He knew they weren't there. Even if they were there, his suit hung tightly on his body. He wouldn't be able to see them without using his x-ray vision.
The portal starts crushing itself from being open too long.
Superman and Krypto fly over to Element Man. Rex says he looks like shit but Clark says he is fine. Superman says they need to get to the portals and points towards them. Element Man asks how they worked them, to which Superman admits he doesn't know.
As they fly towards the portal, Superman gets tackled mid air by three raptures. Krypto follows but Element Man is stopped by multiple raptures.
"Come on," Dick complained. "You have some terrible luck in this universe!"
"Yeah. I just hope Krypto doesn't kill them," Clark commented.
"Screw that, I say kill them so they aren't a problem later," Shayera said.
"That's why you aren't allowed to make press briefings," Ollie told her.
While Superman is being hit, still weakened by the kryptonite poisoning and holding Joey, can't properly fight back. They all slam onto the antiproton river. Despite this, Superman refuses to let Joey touch the antiprotons.
One of the guards says to kill him since he is still weak. They keep fighting but Superman refuses to give up. Finally, Krypto shows up and gives no shits about no kill rules.
"Good dog," Shayera commented.
"No. I'm thankful he saved Clark, but that is a bad dog," Barry countered.
Back with Element Man, the four guards order him to get back in his cage. Instead, his skin starts boiling. Element Man agrees, adding, with fluoroantimonic acid. He splashes them. They scream in pain and fall to a very brutal death.
"It seems like you are the only one who isn't trying to kill," Shayera said.
Clark just sighed deeply. "I don't have a no kill rule. I just try to avoid it at all costs. It's a last resort. Not the first move."
Superman continues trying to escape, but is blasted back.
Back with Mister Terrific and Lois, the portal continues closing. Lois asks if he has Superman,
Mister Terrific says there is a flying dog. Unfortunately, Krypto spots the T-Sphere and flies after it. Despite Mister Terrific's begging, Krypto destroys the T-Sphere.
"Bad dogs! Those things aren't cheap," Michael yelled.
"Aren't you a billionaire as well," Ollie asked.
"The price adds up!"
Superman uses his eye lasers to blast the last guard away. He keeps baby Joey above the antiprotons as he keeps getting dragged away. He noticed the black hole.
His whistle gets the attention of Krypto who flies after him.
Superman admits he can't escape so he begs the dog to pull him out. All Krypto does is licks the baby. Element Man finally catches up with them and wraps tentacles around Superman. They are now all caught in the black hole and can't escape.
People were starting to get worried. They had no doubt that at full strength, Clark could escape, but he never recovered from his fight with Ultraman at the beginning and then the hours of kryptonite poisoning.
In one last desperate bid to escape, Superman blasts his freeze breath towards the black hole. It ends up working and he grabs Krypto's leg and pulls him along as well. They all slam hard on the ground except the baby who Superman protects.
Several people's jaws dropped.
"How much force would it take to escape a black hole," Megan asked
"That depends on if they passed the event horizon or not. If so, Clark would need infinite power. He'd have to use enough force to pass lightspeed. If not, then not a lot," Michael commented.
"But we also have to take in account the fact he is tanking antimatter when even a single gram should have the force of a nuke," Wally added. "And he's weakened."
"Can you guys stop powerscaling me," Clark asked.
Element Man says he is weird when a spotlight finds them. It's a T-Sphere and Lois asks if Mister Terrific found Clark. Mister Terrific says he has multiple people. He lists off Superman, a mean dog in a cape, a weird baby and a squiggle man. Lois gets confused.
The group follows the T-Sphere with Krypto trying to destroy it. He manages to do so but they still manage to escape.
Mister Terrific gets mad and yells that they aren't cheap. He tries to reach for it but Krypto growls. Mister Terrific wisely backs off.
"Clark, I hate your dog," Michael said.
"He isn't trained very well, but he can be better."
"Who could even train that thing? Scratch that, who would want to train that thing?"
Superman hands Rex his baby and Lois crawls to Clark. Clark says she came to get him Lois confirms she did.
Clark tries to stand up but is still too weak. He says there are other prisoners they have to save. Both Lois and Mister Terrific tell him he can't.
"Now isn't the time, you're too weak," Bruce gently told him.
"You would do the same."
They both note his Kryptonite poisoning. Mister Terrific says it'll take a day or two for him to fully heal. He lets them take the T-Craft saying the controls are easy and intuitive. He said he'd stay behind to make sure the portal is safe.
Element Man takes his baby and runs off into the night.
"I hope he shows up later, he could help handle Luthor. And he deserves a shot at Lex after everything he went through," Billy commented.
"He will come back. I'm confident," Zatanna told him.
Lois manages to get Clark in a seat and sits down in the pilot seat and Krypto sits in her lap. She tries to get him off but the dog refuses.
She starts flying and immediately crashes into several trees.
"Oh, come on," MIchael explained.
"You're the one that gave someone with no flying experience controls," Lois defended herself.
Lex kicked a trashcan, screamed in rage, and knocked a cup filled with pencils onto the floor, shattering it and sending pencils everywhere.
“That’s mature,” Ollie commented.
“Anything that shows just how pathetic Luthor is, is good to me,” Conner replied.
He snapped at a worker to pick it up. Four of them did. He turns around to see Eve taking several selfies. He screamed for her to leave, calling her an idiot as well. His voice was hoarse from all the yelling.
As she was walking away, he snatched a pencil and threw it at her. It hit her in the thigh causing her to yelp in pain.
“And now he is abusing Eve," Megan frowned.
“She will make Luthor regret it,” Bruce told her.
“How is she going to do anything,” Megan asked.
Bruce smirked but didn’t say anything.
He turned to the Engineer and asked her how Superman could have gotten free. Before she could respond, he knocked a cup of pencils off the table for the workers to pick up. He says they need to find him.
In the Daily Planet, Jimmy was staying late into the night for some reason when he received a phone call. He quickly answered and asked for Eve. While crying, she says she is done. She says she is going to send everything he needs to ruin Lex forever.
“Good,” Artemis said. “Make that bastard regret everything.”
“I still don’t see how the hell she can do anything,” Conner admitted.
“Okay, anyone who has any idea what the hell she is going to do, raise your hand,” Zatanna ordered.
Bruce, Barbra, Dick, Dinah, Lois, Clark and surprisingly, Wally did.
“One of you tell us what it is,” she ordered.
“I’m not fully confident I’m right, but I think-” Suddenly his mouth shuts and he’s unable to speak.
“No, no, no,” Mxyzpitlik said. “You can’t spoil something as important as that. Not yet. If you can’t figure it out on your own, then you’ll have to wait.”
She says she was sending it. As she did so, Jimmy did a dance in the middle of the Daily Planet. Eve talks to herself. She talks about how Lex shouldn't have thrown the pencil at her and how he would regret that for the rest of his life.
Unfortunately, Ultraman hears her.
Everyone’s blood ran cold.
“Oh shit,” Artemis said. She didn’t particularly like Eve, especially being an influencer, but she was trying to take down Lex Luthor, so Eve was a good person in her books.
“She’ll be fine,” Clark said. Everyone else wished they had Clark’s optimism.
Eve, who is unaware of this, stops suddenly. She says that if she sends what she has, Jimmy has to promise to hang out with her this weekend. Just them. Jimmy stops dancing. After a pause, he says okay.
He asks how long and she says the whole weekend. She says all weekend which Jimmy doesn't like. She gets mad that he got mad at her. He denies it but she says she knows he's lying.
“Just accept the deal, people’s lives are at stake,” Kaldur pleaded.
“You’re talking to a screen,” Michael told him.
Suddenly, the door to where Eve is hiding is slung open and Lex pulls her out. She manages to hit send as she repeats "no" over and over again. Jimmy asks what's going on but she hangs up.
Since she sent the photos, Jimmy checks them and sees that all she sent were selfies.
“Well, at least Jimmy knows about her being in danger, hopefully he can tell someone who can help her,” Hal said. “I don’t think it’s that simple. Unfortunately, Jimmy thinks Eve is an idiot, I doubt he will do anything,” Barry told his friend.
Lois landed the T-Craft in a field as John and Martha Kent ran out to help her. Martha introduces herself and her husband. Lois introduces herself as John helps her carry Clark.
The trio carry Clark all the way to his old room. Clark explains to his mom that Jor-El and Lara sent him to rule humanity. That they sent him to kill people. His mom tries to comfort him but he passes out.
At the same time as his on-screen counterpart, Clark collapsed in his seat. Once again, Bruce caught him and made sure he didn’t fall out.
Lois looks around Clark's room and sees trophies and a Mighty Crabjoys poster. Jonathan asks her if Clark was going to be okay. Lois confirms that he would be. Jonathan starts crying and Martha says to not mind him that he was just a big old mush. Especially about Clark.
Lois's phone vibrates. She checks it and sees a text from Jimmy telling her to call him.
Lois asks if that was the girl obsessed with Jimmy. He confirms that she is. Lois asks how he did it and Jimmy says he didn't want to bother her but she insisted he let her know about anything.
“A bunch of nothing is what she sent him,” Billysaid.
“She had the best of intentions, but she fell short of what was needed to stop Luthor,” Arthur said.
Lois says that he said she disappeared from the line. Jimmy says she might have dropped the phone in the toilet.
Lois replied that the sexy selfies- she stopped. Zooming in on the background. "Your hot ex is a genius. Lois says they need to talk to Perry White and that she was on her way.
“Wait, how are the selfies useful,” Conner asked.
“In the-” Once again, Wally’s mouth was forced shut.
Eve was locked in the pocket universe. A raptor says she is the biggest idiot in the world.
The Engineer says that the portal was destroyed but Lex counters that the dimensional aperture was still there. The people keep arguing with Lex.
One man says it isn't safe, Lex says they could close the portal later if they entered the coordinates. The man says theoretically, which is all Lex needs. He said if they couldn't find Superman, they'd force him out.
“How many times is enough,” Conner growled. “How many times does Superman have to save for Lex to see the truth?”
Clark shook his head. “That is the problem. Every time I save someone, he sees it as a crutch. That if humanity isn’t forced to save itself, it’ll slowly become more reliant on being saved, not saving themselves.”
“So he’s basically a ‘might-makes-right’ guy,” Conner summarized.
Back at the encampment, Mister Terrific was trying to prevent the portal from opening but it wasn't working.
The Engineer says that would open a dimensional rift into the surrounding area. Lex says he already knew that.
One woman tells Mister Terrific that whatever was happening, wasn't supposed to happen. Mister Terrific sarcastically responded "you don't say!" She asks if he can stop it, which also gets a sarcastic response.
Suddenly, the ground starts splitting open. "This is why you don't create a damn pocket universe."
“At least I’m there. Now there’s a chance that I can slow it down,” Michale said.
“Wait, you can’t stop it? I thought you were some kind of super genius,” Guy complained.
“I am. But that is a fucking pocket universe spliting open, That is well above what even I can handle,” Michale snapped.
Lex says Superman won't be able to ignore that. The Engineer stares at the screen. "Now we know where he'll be next."
Clark wakes up to Krypto laying on his chest. A rooster was crowing.
“Man, that was weird,” Clark said. He had woken up at the same time as his on-screen counterpart. “I see what you meant earlier, Wally. When you said you were unconscious but aware, back when we watched you die.”
“”Yeah, it’s definitely not something any of us is going to get used too,” Wally agreed. “I just hope no one else has to deal with it.”
Cut to Clark eating cereal outside. He was watching Krypto trying to play with some cows. His dad walked out and sat next to him, saying that he thought Clark was out there.
John started talking about how he and Martha plus a few others went to a burrito joint. Clark sets his bowl down. John talks about how Lois seems nice, however mispronounces her name as Louanne. Clark corrects him, but agrees that she was nice.
“It would have been nice for them to meet under better circumstances,” Lois said.
“You brought their son to them after he was injured so he could heal. That is probably one of the best ways to meet them,” Diana told her. “Thats how Bruce and I met them, after a fight with Mongul, he took us to meet them.“
His dad says Clark isn't himself. Clark says it's because of the second half of his parents' message.
"Well, I'd say, what you wanted the message to mean says a whole lot more about you than what anyone meant for it to say."
"Pa, you don't understand. I'm not who I thought I was. They sent me here to hurt people."
"Parents aren't for telling their children who they're supposed to be. We are here to give y'all tools. help you make fools of yourselves all on your own."
Artemis listened to the man speak. Taking in every word he said.“Your dad is right. I had to learn the same thing when I became a hero, I had to think about my family a lot. Even my mom was complicated for a while.”
She was glad when the Justice League agreed to let her team up with the others. And even more so when they sided with her when she admitted to her family being entirely made up of criminals.
“Would you like to meet them in our universe,” Clark asked. “I plan on showing Conner and Megan and I’ve already shown Dick, Kaldur and Wally.”
“Yeah, I’d like that,” Artemis admitted with a smile.
“How about the whole team come, it could be a team bonding exercise.”
“I think that would be nice,” Kaldur agreed.
He leaned forwards to better see Clark. "Your choices, Clark. Your actions. That's what makes you who you are." He took a shaky breath. Let me tell you something, son. I couldn't be..." John starts crying, "...more proud of you." Clark pulled his dad into a sideways hug.
They all smiled at seeing the heart warming scene. Sadly, it was broken up when Martha Kent came out with bad news.
"Ol' mush." Clark turned to see his mom. "Clark, there's something on the box you might want to see."
The TV reports that Boravian troops were preparing to invade Jarhanpur yet again. Another shot shows Green Lantern eating cereal while watching the report. The report continues that Jarhanpur was willing to defend itself against Boravia despite having no chance to win or even survive.
“They’ll need me,” Clark said. “No one else is willing to stand up and defend them, I will.”
“We can,” Shayerea said. “We should have helped you before, but we didn’t. This time, we can save them.”
“Fine. I’ll go against my vow this time, but don’t expect me to do it again,” Guy told Clark.
“Again, we are space cops! It is not against our vows to interfere with politics!”
Some kids are shown tying a piece of cloth to a really long pole.
Rex, with his son and wife are also shown watching the report. The report goes on to say the villagers are surrounded but cling to hope. Five kids are now raising their makeshift flag.
Now Shayera is shown drying her hair as she listens to the report. The reporter says that Ghurkos claimed the invasion was to protect Jarhanpur from its tyrannical government. The Flag is revealed to be Superman's symbol. The kids start chanting for Superman. Soon everyone is cheering for Superman.
“At the beginning, you said you didn’t care what the symbol looked like, as long as people were inspired by it. As long as they felt hopeful when they saw it. You were right. Even after all the controversies, they still look up to you. They still see you as their hero. As their symbol of hope,” Bruce told him.
Clark smiled. “And that is an honor I’ll carry with pride.”
“It reminds me of Perdita and all of Vlatava. I’m practically a national hero,” Wally said.
Artemis rolled her eyes. “Promably because you saved Queen Perdita.”
“Yeah. Jokes aside, I’d like to visit her some day. It’d be nice to see her again. Just one of the several thousands of things I have to do when we get out.”
Clark and his family are all shown listening to the report still. The reporter says without Superman, the village doesn't stand a chance.
Clark's mom says that she cleaned his boots and she'd get them for him. Clark get's ready to get his suit on. Suddenly, a T-Sphere appeared. Mister Terrific said that Superman was needed in Metropolis. Mister Terrific says there wouldn't be a Boravia, a Metropolis or an Earth if he didn't get there soon. He explained that a dimensional rift was about to rip apart the city and he had no way of stopping it.
“Dang it,” Clark said. “The Justice Gang will need to save Jarhanpur then. If not, those villagers will die.”
“We already agreed to help them," Guy said.
“We did, not our counterparts,” Shayera countered.
An announcement told everyone that there was a mandatory evacuation. People were shown loading cars, getting on buses, or even running to get out of Metropolis. Firefighters were directing people. Some people were evacuating to Gotham.
In the Daily Planet, Steve Lombard said that he knew a woman was scared but he still wanted to talk to her. He begs Juanita to put Persephone on the phone. He said she would care since cats know the sound of your voice.
Lois was giving a presentation on everything she had on Luthor to Perry White. They were both calm. She says he did it in exchange for half of Jarhanpur. Perry says she was kidding but Jimmy adds that he thought the selfies were just that, but the background had incriminating evidence.
“Wait, that was her big plan? That’s actually creative,” Megan admitted. “But how did she know that Lex wouldn’t suspect something?“
“Lex is far to vain. Something as small as selfies is beneath him. The only reason I caught it is because I’m a reporter. We have to look for the small details. Things Lex sees as beneath him.”
The three of them plus Cat Grant, Ron Troupe, and Steve Lombard decided to take the T-Craft. Although Perry called it a flying saucer. As they're walking, Perry asks why Lex would want half a dessert. Lois explains that his cultist acolytes were going to create a tech utopia. She adds that the petroleum deposits were worth his investment and then some.
Jimmy says that he did everything he could to ruin Superman's reputation. Lois continues that the selfies show he was behind the Hammer of Boravia as well. Jimmy adds the anti-Superman bots online as well. Lois said Lex was behind the rift. Jimmy claims it was all to stop Superman from stopping the invasion.
“No way was that everything,” Dick said. “I hate Lex but he’s smart. That is way too obvious of a plot.”
“Then why would he try that,” Artemis asked. “I doubt he did it out of the kindness of his own heart.”
“I think-” his mouth was forced shut mouth shut.
They board the T-Craft and Lois tells them to buckle up. Steve complains he doesn't have a seat. Lois asks Jimmy to transcribe as she flies. She pushes the handles forward and falls off the building. She manages to save them. As she flies, she talks about how the Daily Planet obtained exclusive information that Luthor was helping Boravia in exchange for half of Jarhanpur.
Mister Terrific asks if Clark was close because the rift was about to hit Metropolis and his codes weren't stopping it. "Shit." The rift hit Metropolis and ripped a building apart. This caused several more to fall over like dominoes as the rift continued.
“Crap,” Clark said. He was gripping the chair as hard as he could. The only reason it didn’t break was because Mister Mxyzptlk prevented it. He hated seeing his city being destroyed. He hated it even more when no one was around to stop it.
Sydney Happersen says the rift is almost there. Lex just orders him to slow it down. Sydney says he can't unless he fully stops it.
Right as the rift tears LuthorCorp in half, Lex has Otis pull a leaver. This drops the room from the rest of the building. It starts flying. Sydney just says he's not sure where they're going to land when the world is gone.
“Then you fucking stop it,” Clark snapped. Everyone turned to look at him. Almost none of them heard him cuss. “If something is morally wrong, you have a responsibility to stop it. To do the right thing.” He was yelling now. Spit flew from his mouth. “I don’t care what your orders are, if you are murdering millions, you are wrong!”
He stopped yelling suddenly. He seemed to just now realize that everyone was staring at him. “Sorry, I shouldn’t have lost my temper.”
“It’s fine, Clark. You have every right to be mad,” Lois assured him. “None of us blame you.”
People are shown to still be evacuating as a building starts falling on them. People run to get away, people start driving like crazy to try and save themselves, causing more chaos and a few car crashes.
One woman's car stall and the building is about to hit her.It's stopped when Superman catches it. He is able to hold the building up long enough for the woman to drive away.
With dust in the air, the sun manages to shine over it. And Superman flies above the dust cloud.
“Holy shit. I’ll admit, that looks badass,” Hal admitted.
“It may look cool, but now is not the time,” Guy complained.
“You’re just mad you’ve never looked that cool in your life,” Michael told him.
The woman drives away as Mister Terrific finds him. Mister Terrific says that there is a code to close the rift but it was too complicated to hack. Superman says that Lex will have the code at LuthorCorp. He says that he'll get Krypto and go there.
Mister Terrific is mad that Superman brought Krypto with him. Superman explains he didn't want him killing his parents' cows. Suddenly, the two are tackled midair by the engineer and Ultraman. They land in a baseball field and Mister Terrific is knocked out.
This time, Michael fell unconscious. Despite the constant teasing, both Guy and Shayer grabbed the man.
“He’s a lot heavier than he looks,” Guy complained.
“No he’s not. You’re just weak,” Shayera told him.
“That was uncalled for!”
Superman gets up and stares down both the Engineer and Ultraman. Superman charges Ultraman but gets speared. As one of the men working with Lex said 7R. They both shoot back several meters but Superman is able to use Ultraman's momentum against him and slam him to the ground.
The Engineer throws two saw blades at Superman. He dodges one and knocks the other to the side. Once again Superman gets speared. She tries to claw at Superman's face but he uses his laser vision to stop her. He rolls them over and slams her to the ground.
“Her hits don’t hurt that much,” Clark said. “I just need to take her out then I can focus on Ultraman.”
“You’ll need a really good strategy to stop her. Since she’s made of nanites, she can regenerate from pretty much all damage. I’d suggest one really powerful strike,” Red Tornado said.
He tells her it's not too late for her or Ultraman. Lex screams 5A which causes Ultraman to punch Superman in the back of his head.
Clark grabbed the back of his head instinctively. “Ow.”
The Engineer uses her nanobots to wrap around Superman's arm to prevent him from counter attacking. This was a mistake as Superman just spun around and used her to slam into the ground and Ultraman.
A few people laughed at the way Superman turned her own move against her.
Ultraman dodges and knocks Superman to the ground. The Engineer got sent flying. Ultraman took the fight to the air as the Engineer made a massive cannon. Lex screams 2X which makes Ultraman kick Superman in the balls. Right before Superman lands, Engineer blasts him.
Clark winced with every hit. Lois grabbed his shoulder to comfort him.
"Now, Angela, as planned, fill his lungs and kill the son of a bitch."
Everyone’s blood ran cold. “Could that kill you,” Billy asked.
“I don’t know,” Clark admitted through grit teeth. “It’s never happened to me before. Personally, I don’t even need to breathe or even eat, but he seems to be different than me in that regard.”
As Superman was getting up, the nanites crawled along the ground and wrapped around him.
Superman begins desperately clawing at his mouth, trying to get them off. It wasn't working. Soon, his entire face was encased.
Clark began to gasp as he felt like he couldn’t breath. Air filled his lungs with each inhale, but it didn’t feel like it. It was the first time Clark ever felt like he might suffocate.
Lex is shown smirking as he watches from over a monitor. One woman points out that he can hold his breath for over an hour. Sydney says not without air in his lunges. One woman says that the nanites are suppressing his optic nerves, making his sight and x-ray vision won't work. She also says his lungs have been breached.
Lex raises hands and gestures to another woman. She calls a man in Boravia and she tells him to launch the invasion.
The Boravian forces breach the fence to Jarhanpur. The villagers don't back down.
“They’re brave, but they’re going to die if they don’t get help soon,” Zatara commented.
“It isn’t about living or not. They believe Superman will save them. Even if not, they would rather die fighting than hiding,” Dinah told the man.
Superman stumbles to his feet as Mister terrific finally wakes up. Superman flies straight up into the air. Ultraman and Engineer follow him. As he flies, Superman continues to try and pull the nanites off his face.
“Damn that was weird,” Michael admitted.
“Welcome to the club,” Wally said. “So far the members are me, Clark and you.”
“When did you get knocked out? Clark said it earlier but nobody said when or how?”
“Oh, I didn’t get knocked out. I died. Everyone saw it. Not even an alternate version, it was the future. Our future. Four years from now,”
“WHAT,” they newcomers asked.
“Relax, I’m over it now. Plus I have a plan to prevent it.”
Lex asks what he was doing. One man theorized that he was using the friction to get the nanites off his face. Another says that won't matter since they are still in his lungs. Lex orders his two cronies to catch up and Engineer responds that she is trying.
Eventually, the Engineer is able to get close enough to wrap nanites around Superman. She does her best to bear hug him. Next Ultraman grabs his leg to further slow him down. He climbs up and repeatedly punches Superman.
Clark grunted as he took each hit.
The beating continues as they rise above the clouds. Now, though, Superman is able to take the hits thanks to the extra sun exposure.
Clark stopped getting hurt by the punches. Now they felt like nothing. The extra sun felt really good after the beating he was receiving.
Lex screams for Engineer to completely cover Superman. She tries to, but it's too late. Superman stops flying, now on the edge of the atmosphere. And he flies straight down.
Ultraman keeps punching him but they still have no effect. The Engineer says that she won't be able to handle the impact at the speed they're going. Lex screams for her to let Superman go because he is the only one protected.
“That might just be the smartest thing you’ve done this entire time.”
Too late. While Ultraman is able to separate himself from the other two, all three of them slam into a subway system. Lex watches worries from his drones, he's unable to see anything because of dust that was shot everywhere. Two of his men move the drones into the subway system and turn on infrared vision.
They spot two bodies and switch to night vision to make out who they are. Suddenly, a hand reaches out of the crater. Superman pulls himself out. When he finally escapes, he pulls the nanites out of his body.
Clark took several deep breaths as he was finally able to breathe properly. “Thanks, Michael.That means a lot,” Clark rolled his eyes
“You really waited just to say that.”
“It’s rude not to respond to compliments,” Clark smirked,
Michael grumbled under his breath. “I heard that.”
One of Lex's people reports that the Engineer is still alive but unconscious. Lex orders that they call in the Raptors.
Superman looks across and sees Ultraman also climbing out of his crater. They both pull themselves to their feet and Ultraman pulls off his damaged mask...
And reveals he is a perfect match of himself. A clone.
“For fucks sake,” Conner growled.
“What is with Luthor and cloning things,” Wally complained.
“Whatever it is, it’s annoying,” Conner said.
Superman asks what the hell and Lex says cloning him was easy once he got a hold of his DNA. Superman realizes that was how he got into the fortress. Lex agrees but says the clone was imperfect and even dumber than him.
He has one of his workers use 3L on Superman. Which was a laser to the chest. He adds that the clone was stronger.
Clark grunted in pain as he felt the hit.
Lex starts screaming off attacks such as 22K, 31D, 2A, 5B, 5B, 6K, 9A. Each time Lex screamed out a command, Ultraman would hit Superman a specific way.
"My brain will always win! Brain beats brawn!"
In Jarhanpur, the Boravian forces were pushing back the villagers. A tank blasted a truck completely destroying it. Everyone was running for their lives.
“Is none of the other heroes willing to help,” Billy complained.
“They either can’t or won’t,” Dinah said. “Metahumans have been around for centuries. A lot of people probably forgot what it means to be a hero. And Superman reminds them of that. That they aren’t true heroes.”
Except for one kid. He stayed where he was, struggling to hold the flag up but refusing to flee.
Everyone silently hoped the kid would be okay.
Back in the fight between Superman and Ultraman, the rift had caught up with the two as they fought throughout the subway. Using Ultraman's distraction, the Man of Tomorrow broke two of his fingers.
Ultram began to fight wildly now. Missing punches, getting headbutted, missing another punch. Superman speared him and the two fought inside the rift. Eventually, they fought to the surface and landed in a building.
“He’s losing his cool. If he keeps this up, you might stand a chance,“ Barbra said.
“Not yet. Luthor is still controlling him,” Bruce said. “Until those drones are destroyed, Lex still stands a chance of winning.”
“Thanks, both of you,” Clark sarcastically said.
The kid struggled, but continued holding the sign and even managed to bring it back up to its full height. The others had all left. The kid was alone as he held the flag high. The soldiers surrounded him and continued chasing the villagers. Yet the kid continued his chant. "Superman. Superman. Superman. Superman." The soldiers aimed their guns at him.
“They wouldn’t kill a kid, would they,” Billy asked
“Unfortunitly, they might. None of these men have shown any moral restraint so far,” Red Tornado told the kid.
Dinah elbowed him which he didn’t feel.
Back with the titular character and his clone, Ultraman got back up while Superman didn't. "No matter what you do to me, Luther, your plans in Boravia won't work."
"Oh, really? Why's that?"
"Cause I called in some friends." One of Lex's technicians said there was an anomaly at the Jarhanpur-Boravian border.Right as the soldiers shot at the kid, a green cube placed itself around him. The cowards ran as soon as Green Lantern appeared, too afraid to fight someone capable of defending themselves.
“Yes!” Billy jumped up from his seat.
“Good job, Guy,” Hal reluctantly complimented.
“I’m just glad to finally be appreciated.”
“We do appreciate you, you’re just annoying a lot of the time,” Clark told him.
"Sorry kid, Superman couldn't make it. So you got an upgrade."
The soldiers regrouped and were about to counter attack when a sudden gust of wind knocked sand in their eyes. Element Man had come as well.
With a casual wave of his hand, Green Lantern destroyed various tanks and vehicles with a giant hand slap, a middle finger, and a basic fist. Element Man creates a giant metal hammer and smashes a tank.
People started laughing at how Green Lantern destroyed the tanks.
“This kinda reminds me of our time in Bialya,” Wally said. “They were also trying to invade a smaller country, lots of tanks and fighting…” He paused and glanced at Artemis. “Other things.”
“I remember getting my mind played with too many times,” Connor complained.
Ghurkos is being escorted by his men as they briefed him about the Justice Gang's attack. The man says he gave the order to retreat but Ghurkos denies it.
Suddenly, a man is thrown down an adjacent hallway and Ghurkos turns to run. The men attempt to shoot Hawkgirl but they each get knocked out. Hawkgirl kidnaps Ghurkos and flies high in the air.
"I know you won't kill me. You are too delicate and weak, like Superman."
Hawkgirl scoffed. "I'm not like Superman." She drops him and Ghurkos falls to his death.
“Hell yeah,” Ollie cheered. “Suck it, fassicest bastard.”
“I just wish we could have seen his body splat on the ground,” Kendra commented.
“Actually, from that height, it is more likely his body would bounce. But it would still be an enjoyable sight,” Red Tornado said.
In the T-Craft, Perry White compliments Jimmy and Lois' article and gives them the go-ahead to post it. Jimmy does.
Lex is pacing. "I think you overestimate the importance of Jarhanpur to me, Superman. That was just a bonus. I'm not killing you so the Boravian Military Conflict can proceed. I created the Boravian Military Conflict so I'd have an excuse to kill you! Once you involved yourself, I knew I could easily get our government's support in nullifying you."
“He played you like a fiddle,” Guy said. “The great Superman played like an-”
“Dude, shut up,” Hal sighed.
He writes down on a paper 10Y and 13B.
"Why?"
“Because you're destroying us!”
Given the order, Ultraman charges forward. Superman attempts to punch him but Ultraman dodges and grabs Superman by the cape and drags him back to the rift.The two slam into a part of the rift and Ultraman pins Superman to the ground. He presses his arm against Superman's neck and starts choking him.
“Agh-” Clark instinctively grabbed at his throat. He could breathe but it felt like he couldn’t.
"You're driven by envy, Luthor. You couldn't be more obvious."
"No shit. I'm not dim. I'm aware envy consumes my every waking moment. 13L" A graph of Ultraman lazering Clark in the eyes is shown. Ultraman does as instructed and blasts Superman.
Clark’s hands went to his eyes. “Ow.” He saw people’s concerned looks. “I’m fine. It burns but that’s it.”
“At least his Lex is honest, ours would never admit to anything bad about himself,” Diana commented.
“It’s not just that he can’t admit to anything bad, it’s that he isn’t wrong,” Lois told her. “He might just have the worst ego of anyone, ever.”
"I know when they mention Galileo or Einstein or one of these other twits in the same breath as me, I feel a tide of vomit burn the back of my throat. But at least Galileo did something. He wasn't some dopey Venusian catapulted on this planet, just to have the world fawn over him, because his strength illuminates how weak we all really are."
Ultraman finally stops shooting Superman. The area around his eyes were now red. Superman feels his eyes as he groans in pain.
“So he hates all aliens," Megan asked.
“Yeah. But he hates me most of all. To him, when heroes, especially aliens, save humanity, it makes them weaker. That they can’t save themselves.”
“But that’s…”
“Wrong, yes, but Lex cannot comprehend that humanity isn’t perfect and not everybody can protect themselves. Sometimes, a hero is necessary to protect people. And there is nothing wrong with that.”
"So my envy is a calling. It is the sole hope for humanity, because it is what has driven me to annihilating you."
"1A!" Ultraman punched Superman in the face. "1A! 1A! 1A! 1A! 1A! 1A! 1A!" Each scream caused Ultraman to punch Superman in the face. Lex's men were now cheering. Ultraman raises his fist to finish the job.
Conner was starting to get worried. He was well on his way to being exactly this. If Kaldur, Dick and Wally hadn’t saved him, this is what he would be.
Megan grabbed his hand but he pulled it away. He didn’t want her comfort right now. She looked hurt, but he didn’t care.
Clark scoffed. and chuckled
"Oh what are you smirking at, you idiot?"
"Brain beats brawn. Sorry chum." He whistled. Over in a pet store, Krypto hears it. He charges in and slam into Ultraman.
“YES!” Billy jumped from his chair.
“Good boy, Krypto,” Lois said. She was smiling ear to ear.
“He’s still a bad dog, he just had a single good moment,” Red Tornado said.
“And that good moment was saving Clark, so he is a good boy,” Dick countered.
Lex shouts 'no' a bunch of times. Superman notes that he must be watching through the drones. He tells Krypto to get the toy. Lex tries to stammer out an order but Krypto is too fast and crazy.
Superman starts beating Ultraman while Krypto continues destroying the drones.
“Make that two good moments,” Wally said.
“Krypto is an amazing dog,” Artemis added.
“You know, he exists in our universe too,” Zatara told them. “Although he is much better trained. I really don’t know why he acts like this.”
Lex continues ordering but is unable to do anything. One man reports "Bravo down," only for another to report the same thing. "I just said that, Larry!"
Superman grabs Ultraman by the leg and spins around a bunch and throws him to the side. He does an epic pose as the last drone is destroyed.
"Lex, the Raptors have arrived."
“Like they can do anything,” Shayerea smirked. “They’re lucky I wasn’t around.”
“We get it, you’re willing to kill,” Hal said. “So am I, Diana, even Clark is. We don’t enjoy it or want to kill, but we will. You’re not that special.”
One of them screams to kill Superman but Clark says good luck with that. Krypto and Superman charge into the fight.
Krypto mauls a guy and Superman punches several of his teeth out. They try to dog pile him by the dozens but Superman spins really fast like a drill. Despite his beast efforts, there are still hundreds.
“What kind of pay is Lex giving these people that even after all they saw him do, they still think they can win,” Barry said. “I’m glad that the Rouges don’t use henchmen.”
“Gorrilla Grodd does, but that’s more mind control or other gorillas that practically worship him,” Artemis said.
“He’s not a member of the Rogues, so he doesn’t count,” Wally countered. “And we don’t like Grodd anyways. He’s a dick.”
We get a close up of his chest symbol before he spins around and blasts them with his laser eyes. They all fall down to the ground somehow they don't die from either of these things as they can be heard groaning. We get another shot of Superman with Krypto mauling a guy by biting his head.
Ultraman slams into Superman and they yet again fall onto a platform in the rift, this time, just outside the black hole.
“This guy really needs to learn to give up already,” Megan complained.
“He’s programmed not to. Just like me.”
“I didn’t mean it like that.”
Superman attempts to punch him but fails and gets slammed to the ground. Superman uses his legs to knock Ultraman over, who still had a hold on his arm. He screams in pain as he pops his arm out of the socket and rolls over so a piece of debris hits Ultraman and sends him into the black hole.
“That is one way to stop him,” Diana said. “I wish you could have found a way to save him, though. He deserved better. A chance to be his own person.”
“I know. It took me a while to learn the same for Conner, I just wish I had given him a chance sooner. A chance that man won’t get again.”
Superman pops his arm back into the socket and sighs in relief. Suddenly, Mister Terrific yells for him to stop messing around so they can get to Lex and stop the rift from destroying the world. Superman says he was working on it but had very important stuff.
From the T-Craft, Lois says the rift will hit Bakerline soon, which has people.
“And now the timeline to stop Lex is even shorter,” Michael complained. “So no more stopping for other stuff.”
“Everything I did was necessary, Ultraman would have stopped us, the Engineer was also a threat who nearly killed me. And saving people is always my most important goal.”
A man grabs a woman and says they have to go. She says they'll never make it in time but he counters that they have to try.
Lex rubs his face in frustration. Sydney says that he was closing the rift."No! They chose him! Let them die!" Sydney goes to close it anyways but Lex stops him. "We'll close it from the bunker before it gets to a city I care about."
"What?"
"Open the Portal!" They do.
“At what point is it not worth it? You clearly don’t agree with Lex. Ultraman is dead, the Engineer is incapacitated. Do the right thing. Be human! Stand up when something is wrong.”
Superman can be seen flying straight towards them. Mister Terrific is holding onto Krypto. Lex says it's time for them to go. He sees something and tries to run. Too late. Superman rams into him full speed and sends Lex flying.
“That was satisfying,” Guy said.
“He should have been flying faster,” Shayera complained.
“Shayera-”
“Not to kill him, but at least break some bones.”
Next come in Krypto and Mister Terrific who rolls with the fall and gets up. Sydney says the code to close the rift is in the computers. He even offers to help.
Mister Terrific grabs him by the head and shoves him back. "I don't need your help. I'm the goddamn Mister Terrific"
“Damn right I am,” Michael said.
Kaldur really couldn’t wait to train with Mister Terrific. It would be a huge honor.
Lex gets up. "You piece of shit alien!"
Clark snaps. "That is where you've always been wrong about me, Lex. I'm as human as anyone. I love, I- I get scared. I wake up every morning, and despite not knowing what to do, I put one foot in front of the other, and I try to make the best choices I can. I screw up all the time. But that is being human. And that's my greatest strength." He stops briefly, taking a deep breath, and continues. "And someday, I hope, for the sake of the world, that it's yours too."
‘That’s it,’ Clark thought. “I’m Kryptonian, but I’m also human. Far more than I am Kryptonian. I just hope he doesn’t ditch our heritage entirely.’
Lex walks up to Superman. "Oh, that's beautiful. But none of that matters, you patronizing clown. The government gave me the authority to kill you." He taps him on the chest. "If not today, then tomor-"
Lex gets attacked by Krypto. He slams the somehow still alive Lex behind a desk where he drags him by the shoulder.
“Okay, Wolf and Krypto would get along way too well,” Wally said.
“Wolf is a lot calmer than that,” Conner told him.
“Only because he has no one to play with.”
Superman tries to get Krypto to stop, but the dog is out for blood. The dog slams Lex against several desks while biting his leg and dangling him in the air. Krypto finally drops the rag doll after Superman pleads enough.
The other employees run for their lives while Krypto sits and wags his tail. "Dude."
Mister Terrific finishes hacking the computer and inputs the code to close the rift.
“And that is why I’m the best.”
“I could have done it faster,” Barbra replied.
“Is that a challenge?”
“Damn right it is, as soon as whatever crap with Darkseid is over with, we’ll settle it.”
Everyone on the T-Craft can be seen cheering as the rift closed.
Lex gets up again, now holding his broken arm. Otis gets Lex's attention. He points out the screen where a news network was reporting about Lois' expose on Lex and exposing his dealings with Boravia.
Someone turned on their monitor to a separate news station which was giving the same report. Another person turned it on to the talk show from earlier in the movie, the man was talking about how they had Lex on the show several times. Adding that they didn't know he was a traitor.
Lex's world collapsed around him.
“Serves him right,” Dinah smirked.
“Everytime Lex challenges Superman, he always loses. And I always love watching it happen,” Ollie added.
Maxwell Lord said that the one thing Conservatives and Liberals could agree on was that Lex Luthor sucks.
Lex slowly turned to face Superman. He didn't say anything. He just turned and glared at him, breathing deeply. Superman just stood there calmly.
“Where did all your dignity go,” Hal mocked. “You seemed to have lost it for some reason.”
“Are we going to talk about how it wasn’t Superman or Clark that exposed Lex? It was Lois’ article which she got the information for, from Jimmy and the fact that he can get any woman to fall in love with him somehow,” Wally commented.
“Honestly, this isn’t even top 20 weirdest things he has done,” Clark explained while Lois nodded.
The people of Jarhanpur were celebrating. Guy was laughing and talking with someone from the crowd while Rex stood next to him. Kendra compliments Rex and suggests he join the team.
Guy says that his look made Rex not viable for the Justice Gang. Rex says that the Justice Gang is a cool name. Guy says he's in. Kendra sighs in disappointment.
“He’s in,” Guy said at the same time as his on screen counterpart.
“The team doesn’t even exist in our universe!”
General Mao says that it was a good thing Ric wasn't scared about the metahumans because they made the rules now.
Back in Metropolis, Lex's jet landed. The National Guard and cops arested Lex and his supporters. They also helped with freeing the prisoners. Lex's ex from earlier reunited with her mom. Krypto was chasing some monkeys.
One guard said to get Lex to Belle Reve. Lex was taken off.
“It’s always nice to see him go to prison, even if he won’t stay there forever,” Ollie said.
Finally, the T-Craft landed. It's passengers walked out and Jimmy was tackled in a hug by Eve. She said that they could be together forever. Jimmy made a face.
Lois looked around but didn't see who she was looking for. Superman land behind her. "Miss Lane." Lois exhaled. Superman says he wanted to give her an interview. Lois agrees. She leads him away.
When they're away from public eyes, Lois turns around and kisses Clark. He starts flying as they make out. Lois breaks the make out session. "I love you, too." Clark smiles and starts making out again.
“First off, nice moment for the two of you, but that was more obvious than Wally and Artemis,” Dick said. “You two will get caught.”
“We aren’t that bad,” Artemis complained.
“We caught you making out on missions, multiple times. We had to get Dinah to get on to you just to stop. And that incident the other day,” Kaldur countered.
“Whatever,” Wally rolled his eyes. He was thankful that his cowl covered part of his blush.
"How long have they been hooking up," Perry asked.
"About three months, I think."
“Told you.”
In the Fortress of Solitude, a Superbot opens a new paper. On it is a story titled METROPOLIS' TRUE HERO. It's a page honoring Mali.
Clark compliments Four on his job cleaning the place up. He adds that the bot cleaned himself up good as well.
He says the patch where he had stabbed himself in the head gave him character. The bot says that one day, Clark should give him a name. Clark counters that Four is a name. The bot says Gary is also a name.
“Got it if I ever get those Superbots, I’ll make sure to give them names,” Clark commented.
Suddenly, there was a crashing noise. Gary says that his cousin has arrived. Kara Zor-El aka Supergirl drunkenly stumbles into the room.
“Is that-”
“That is Kara Zor-El aka Supergirl. Your cousin.”
Is she-
“Yes, she exists in our universe as well. She was 16 when Krypton blew up, but her pod was knocked off course. In our universe, Darkseid tricks her into serving him. But I promise you, she will become a hero. She always does.”
“We will save her,” Conner told Clark. “I know.”
Clark says she has. She complained that he moved the door but Clark says he didn't. Kara asks where her dog was. Krypto heard her and charged her. She got knocked down and dragged around by Krypto.
Clark complains that is why the dog has behavioral issues. Gary adds that there are no boundaries. She gets slammed into the ground repeatedly breaking it. All while she laughs. Gary says that it isn't healthy, which Clark agrees.
“That would be why the dog acts that way,” Clark complained.
Dinah frowned. “It’s much more than that. Not to downplay what you went through, but you were a child when Krypton was destroyed. She wasn’t. She remembers everything. She might just have PTSD and Survivor’s Guilt.”
Clark’s face softened. “You’re. But when I save her, I'll be there to help her.”
“Good.”
Another Superbot does something with the computer. Kara gets up and takes Krypto away. Calling back, "Thanks for watching him, bitch."
"She likes to go and party on other planets. Planets with red suns." Gary groaned. "Because of our metabolism, we can't get drunk on a planet with a red sun."
"If I had any emotional capacity whatsoever, I'd be concerned about her partying.”
“We are. And we’ll make sure she gets the support she needs,” Conner said. “If Kara is Clark’s cousin, then I’m also related to her. Which means she’s family.”
“Taking care of Darkseid is going to be hard, but once we do, I promise the League will support her in any way we can,” Bruce added.
Clark agrees and Gary asks if he would like to see footage of his parents. He tells a new Superbot, Twenty-Two, that he found it soothing.
Clark's chair leans back and slowly spins as videos of Jonathan and Martha Kent play. Him at Christmas, his Pa pushing him on a tire swing, a corn maze, and much, much more.
Like every time he saw them, Clark’s worries went away when his Ma and Pa came on screen. His fear of facing Darkseid, his worry for Kara, his stress of making sure he saved everyone he could. Even if they weren’t his parents, they were still Jonathan and Martha Kent. And that was enough.
A scene of Superman holding Krypto as they watch the Earth from the moon.
Superman and Mister Terrific are shown staring at a wall. It's misaligned because of the rift and then being smashed back together. Mister Terrific asks what's wrong. Clark points to the crack. He says it's a little off.
“I’m sorry, Is my way of stopping the universe from being ripped open not as good as yours? Is it more destructive?"
“That’s not what I meant-”
“Then how did you mean it? Because it certainly wasn’t in a complimentary way. Man, I hate people sometimes!”
Mister Terrific asks what Superman wanted him to do. Asking if he wants him to take it apart and put it back together. He walks off. Superman apologizes, but it's too late.
Mister Terrific kicks a rock as he storms off. Superman says he can be such a jerk sometimes.
“Well, that was fun.” Mister Mxyzptlk appeared out of nowhere. “But I have one more thing before I let Nabu back in control.”
He waved his hand and another golden portal appeared. A man walked through. He was wearing a suit similar to their Superman’s. The ‘S’ wasn’t the same and his suit had lines on it.‘
The other Superman had been brought in.
“Hey guys, no need to explain everything to me, I’m doing the same thing back in my universe. The whole watching alternate universes thing.” He turned to Wally. “And we saw your death as well. I’m sorry.”
Wally waved away his apology. “It’s fine. We plan on preventing it.”
Other Clark nodded as the other Superman walked up to him. “I just saw everything you went through and did. I’m proud of you.”
“I just did what every Superman would have done; the right thing.”
He looked around the rooms, at all the heroes in their costumes. His eyes lingered on Lois slightly longer than the others, more out of curiosity than anything. “It’s nice to know that there are other universes out there. Other heroes. Saving the day.”
“Yeah. So, is the Justice League a thing in your universe yet,” Lois asked him.
“We just formed. Batman, Wonder Woman, Flash, Martian Manhunter, me, and a few others helped found it. But our numbers are still growing. Always protecting our planet.”
“You did good, your technique could be refined and you could be trained some, but you are a great hero, like always,” Bruce complimented him.
“That means a lot, thanks.” Clark had a massive grin on his face. Bruce doubted him and his Bruce are as close as they were in this universe. Not yet, anyway.
“You look different from our Superman, but you have his heroics and bravery. I am glad I got to see you at both your worst and best. Because you were the same in both,” Diana calmly stated.
The golden portal appeared and pulled both Supermen away. “That was getting boring. So I decided to let your Superman meet them. Since you got to meet theirs,” Mister Mxyzptlk.
“Wait, why are they watching alternate universes as well,” Diana asked. “I thought the Darkseid problem was only in our universe.”
“That is a question for Nabu. I enjoy leaving you in the dark about things. Bye!” He was gone with a pop. A few minutes later, their Superman appeared back into reality.
I have regained control of my realm. Now we shall continue watching what I say. First… Lois, Guy, Shayera and Michael disappeared. They were not meat for this, so they shall not watch it. Now, we continue.
Notes:
Sorry for the huge delay. This took a lot longer to write than I expected. But I'm done now. I'll be back to weekly updates hopefully Friday.
Chapter 51: Flash #800 Part 1
Notes:
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I have regained control of my realm. Now we shall continue watching what I say. First... Lois, Guy, Shayera and Michael disappeared. They were not meat for this, so they shall not watch it. Now, we continue.
"Nabu, how many others are watching? At first it was just us because we were meant to be more powerful, now multiple universes are watching alternate universes. What is going on." Diana looked around the room. She left out the part where they would have to fight Darkseid, since only her, Clark and Bruce knew about that.
I shall explain later, for now, sit.
Everyone was forced into their seats by an invisible force. I control what is, that imp has told you too much. I will explain later, but now, you will watch a collection of small stories based upon Wallace West.
"Um what is going on," Dick asked. "I thought we were going to watch Wally, not some idiots discussing their favorite city to rob."
They all turned to Zatara, who looked equally confused. "I... I don't know. For some reason, Nabu isn't telling me. I'm sorry."
"You don't have sorry," Clark told him. "This isn't your fault. But Nabu is up to something."
He resisted the urge to look and Diana or Bruce. They were the only three who knew about the upcoming fight with Darkseid, but even they didn't know the full extent.
A moment of silence before they started cracking up with laughter.
"That is how you deal with the Joker. Don't fight him, don't entertain any joke, just beat him and send him back to Gotham." Clark was smiling at Wally. "Even better if you can get him to cry."
"I forget how much you hate Joker, but the person said they never returned to Central City, so there's that," Ollie pointed out.
"And as soon as I get fast enough, I'm going to do the same as soon as the bastard sets foot in Central or Keystone," Wally declared.
"So basically, this universe's Wally is just as much a troll as ours," Artemis joked. Wally rolled his eyes.
"I doubt Condiment King will return to Central again," Dinah pointed out.
"he better not. The Rouges don't like when others get involved," Barry said.
"I thought they had a no kill rule," Megan pointed out.
"They do. But they aren't going to welcome other villains. It's an unspoken deal, we don't bring in other heroes, they don't bring in other villains. They only accepted Artemis because Wally is dating her and they still took some time to warm up to her," Barry told her.
"Not the Trickster, he was nice from the beginning," Artemis added.
"One day, you'll admit that he's your favorite," Wally said.
"I don't like any of them."
Wally was thankful for his cowl. Every time his kids get brought up, he blushed and instinctively looks at Artemis. His goggles prevented anyone from seeing his eyes. Artemis didn't have that luxury. Although, judging by the way people looked at him, they all knew.
"Us speedsters have to stick together," Barry stated.
"In our universe, there are currently three speedsters in Central and Keystone City. Four if we count your grandson who will come back eventually," Hal countered. "You could easily protect both cities."
"So are we going to ignore the fact that a wizard is about to attack a little girl," Zatanna asked.
"This is a story about how Wally is a horror movie monster to villains, this isn't going to end well for the wizard," Conner told her.
"If we know anything about this Wally, it's that he is petty enough to chase this man throughout the multiverse to get the sucker and return it to the girl," Megan said.
"And that he is capable, which is even scarier," Billy threw in.
"So stop talking. I want to watch this faker get jump scared," Barbra told them.
"For Wally to find him each time, he would have had to either know where Mordru is, he would have had to search every reality and time until he found him," Red Tornado said.
"Honestly, that isn't even the most impressive thing he has done," Kaldur replied.
"I wish you were that awesome in our universe," Dick commented.
"Hey!"
"He's right. This you is so much cooler," Artemis joked.
"Why do I hang out with you two?"
"I think we know why you and Artemis hang out."
"Moving on," Clark interrupted. "And for future reference, there is a child in the room."
"Right next to the Flash Museum? The only way he got away with that is Wally let them, not even the Rogues attack that place and that's where half their gear is stored," Hal said.
"It's not fear as much as it is respect. We don't attack their bar, they don't attack our Museum."
"So Wally let the guy go, just so he could attack him at the poker match, but waited until they stopped talking about him to arrest them," Arthur pointed out.
"With his ego, I'm not surprised," Zatanna joked.
"Hey!"
"Making someone watch paint dry is a crime, especially for a speedster," Barry asked.
"He's doing it to teach Bart patience," Diana defended.
"Using torture is illegal, no mater the context," Wally countered.
"Plus it will fail. There is no such thing as a patient speedster," Artemis added.
"That's... fair," the two speedsters admitted at the same time.
Wally sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose. "He is going to get us killed."
"He only knocked him over," Conner pointed out.
"And destroyed Mirror Master's gun," Artemis pointed out. "Without that, Bart can't free Max Wally."
"I keep forgetting you've actually met the Rogues," Megan stated.
"Met? She's friends with them. Especially Trickster," Wally told her.
"I am not-"
"Artemis, usually I'll side with you to annoy Wally, but this time he's right," Barry interrupted.
Wally barely resisted the urge to slam his head against the wall.
"This probably wouldn't have been an issue if you didn't interrupt Max," Dinah told him.
"The mirror world was about to collapse, I couldn't wait for Max to finish explaining everything," Wally countered.
"But she is right, because now the gun is destroyed and Bart will have to fix it himself," Ollie added.
"I'm going to die... again."
"Wait, did he just learn how to rebuild the Mirror gun in like a second," Zatanna asked.
"Yeah. One of the perks of being able to react as fast as we do, we can learn an insane amount of information in the span of a few seconds," Barry explained.
"That's actually really cool," Billy commented. "I wish I could do that for school work."
"Just use the Speed of Mercury," Wally advised.
"Wally, no. That being said, as cool as it is at times like this, it can also be annoying," Clark added.
"How."
"Imagine there is a live bomb in front of you, and you don't know how to disarm it, but you can read a book and learn to. The problem is imagine reading a book in one sitting, and memorizing every single detail, it will save lives, but it sucks," Clark explained. "For you guys, it's a second, for us, it's hours."
"Of all the heroes we could have gotten, we got Bart," Wally complained.
"You really hate your cousin," Dick noted. "Which means I like him."
"I'm going to hit you," Wally warned.
"He did it. He actually did it," Wally said.
"You need to have more confidence in him," Barbra told Wally. "I still think anyone else would have been better. Like literally anyone else."
"That's actually cute," Megan stated. Conner had been distant with her recently and she didn't know why. She wondered if something like that could fix it.
"What are you thinking," Bruce growled.
Barry seemed to shrink in on himself. "I never actually did that. I used the treadmill for training only. I've never gotten fast enough to time travel or go anywhere."
"But you have tried before in the past," Diana noted.
"A few times, but again, I never succeeded," Barry defended himself.
Wally smiled nostalgically. "You're still my favorite hero. Even if you're a pain in my butt."
"And you're my favorite hero as well. For a different reason. Your perspective, it really helped me with my hero work in ways you'll never understand," Barry replied. He too, had a nostalgic smile. "I couldn't have asked for a better sidekick, and one day, when you're faster, and you've become the Flash, not just in name or costume, but everyone acknowledges your title, it'll be the best day of my life."
"I don't even want to know what the context is for Iris and I wearing that armor, but seeing us hug our counterparts is weird," Barry commented.
"It's good you don't want context I still don't have any," Zatara admitted. "I still don't know anything that is happening. Nabu hasn't told me anything, Normally, he gives me context, now he is giving me nothing."
Bruce, Clark and Diana became even more suspicious.
Chapter 52
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"I don't even want to know what the context is for Iris and I wearing that armor, but seeing us hug our counterparts is weird," Barry commented.
"It's good you don't want context because I still don't have any," Zatara admitted. "I still don't know anything that is happening. Nabu hasn't told me anything, normally, he gives me context but now... nothing"
Bruce, Clark and Diana became even more suspicious.
Barry smiled. He and Iris had their rough moments, but he'd always love her. She'd always be his reason for coming back each day after saving the city, stopping a robbery, or even helping someone with directions. Iris and Wally were always his two strongest reasons.
"How are you a superhero and you can't even keep that a secret," Ollie snarked.
"Wally is my second closest friend after Iris. Keeping a secret from him is nearly impossible. He figured out I was Flash in like a month."
"So I don't exist," Hal joked.
"Eh, you're like my 57th closest friend."
Wally clenched his fists. "What is that bastard doing?"
"Like I said before, I don't know. But he is an important part of your history," Zatara explained cautiously.
"Yeah, he's my archnemesis, and an evil bastard that has made my life hell." Artemis grabbed his hand to try and comfort him, but for once, it didn't help.
"You're a disgrace," Wally hissed. "A failure who couldn't even become a real speedster. You're not even connected to the Speed Force. It rejected you just like everything else in life."
No one knew how to respond.
"You should stay," Wally growled.
"Dude, I know why you hate Zoom, and you're still scaring me," Dick admitted.
Wally pretended to not hear him.
"Why do you hate Zoom so much," M'gann asked.
"He's my archnemesis, and like I told you before, he'd do anything to make me the best hero ever," Wally explained.
"But that doesn't explain-"
"M'gann, imagine what someone with no morals would do if they wanted you to be the best at something," Artemis impatiently explained.
"I should have known Thawne would be involved in some way," Barry sighed.
"He's been dealt with for now," Hal reminded him.
Barry shook his head. "He will show up again. He always does. He altered the timeline so that he has to exist for me to exist. That isn't something that can be undone after a single lost fight."
"How the hell did he become a detective," Zatanna asked.
"He took the name of his ex-wife. He forged everything he needed and trick his way into being a detective," Wally growled.
Everyone was thankful for the much lighter subject.
"I get if the world is ending, or even saving that person from being hit by the car but the autograph definitely should have waited," M'gann said.
"Just the life of a world famous superhero," Wally smirked. He just hoped people believed that he was over Zoom for now.
"The Speed Force having a hiccup? How is that even possible," Ollie asked.
"It's not. Something like this has to be a trap," Barry answered. "And Wally is falling for it."
Wally groaned dramatically. "Which means he is getting caught by Linda."
"Why do you care?" Conner asked.
"Simple. If he gets caught, he gets in trouble. Their date is in ruins, they probably argue for a bit. And they just had a baby. This is a disaster waiting to happen. On of the perks of not being as fast as him, I can't do this and risk getting caught."
"In a cosmic horror way, the Speed Force is kind of beautiful," Zatanna commented.
At the same time, Wally and Barry replied: "That's not the Speed Force." They glanced at each other and Barry continued on. "I can feel it. Whatever that is, it's an imitation of the Speed Force."
Wally began to scream in pain.
"Who the fuck is that?!" Dick screamed.
"I don't know," Zatara said.
"It's not anything I recognize," Barry added. "Just ignore it for now."
"Even in this universe, Wally is a know it all," Hal joked.
"It saved his life, so that is a good thing," Kaldur told him.
"Kaldur, you are no fun sometimes," Dick said. Barbra elbowed him.
There it was. It had been stated multiple times, whenever a Flash needed to get faster, they thought about their loved ones. They depended on them. And now they saw it in action. They saw it happen. And Wally, he knew his plan would work.
"He spent too much time fighting him," Arthur noted.
Wally dramatically sighed. "Fuck."
"Someone is sleeping on the couch tonight," Dick snickered.
"This is why Mirror Master is my least favorite. He's a jerk," Wally complained.
"I still think Heatwave is worse," Barry told him. "I hate healing from burns the most."
"Eh, not as bad as Captain Cold's cold gun. Hyperthermia is the worst," Wally debated.
"You two are arguing over which wound type is the worst," Dinah interrupted.
"Even by our standards, that is weird," Billy stated. "I don't like it."
"Honestly, this isn't even the top ten worst things we witnessed," Dick replied. "And that's the worst part."
"Oh great, another big bad after me," Wally complained. "As if there wasn't enough crap going on."
"That is way too casual of a sentence we can say."
"Fine. He is sleeping on the couch, or at the very least, the silent treatment."
Chapter 53: Batman vs Robin #5 Part 1
Summary:
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Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
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"Oh great, another big bad after me," Wally complained. "As if there wasn't enough crap going on."
"That is way too casual of a sentence we can say."
"Yeah, well it happens all the time," Hal complained. "We stop the big bad only for another to take its place. It gets really annoying."
"And it will keep happening. There will always be someone who thinks they can beat us. But the guy we are about to face, Darkseid-" The screen came to life and cut off Clark.
As soon as the part about Bruce being hit came up, he passed out.
Clark and Diana grabbed him before he fell out of his chair.
"How is this possible? The Helmet of Fate... destroying it should be impossible," Zatara stated. "There shouldn't be a force within the multiverse capable of even cracking it."
"You're asking us," Wally exclaimed.
"Remember, I hate Nabu even more than you do, but he is a universal constant. Without Nabu..."
"Bruce got possessed," Dick said. He tried to say it casually, he failed to hid just the tiniest amount of fear in his voice.
"Bruce will be fine. He probably has some Ancient Tibetan Monk technique or something," Ollie joked, attempting to lighten the mood. It didn't work.
"For fucks sake," Barbra exclaimed.
"Shit like this is why I hate magic," Wally told her.
"You and I both," Barbra agreed. "It's too unpredictable."
"We get it, you two hate anything that doesn't immediately tell you what it does," Artemis interrupted.
"A big part of science is that we don't know everything. It's when something can't be explained that annoys us. Science doesn't explain everything, but eventually it will," Barbra told her.
"Swamp Thing, Poison Ivy, Talia, and Supergirl," Dinah listed off. "Yet no magic users. Shouldn't we have sent in someone who uses magic?"
"I doubt any of us would be strong enough," Zatanna admitted. "Someone powerful enough to destroy the Helmet of Fate, that's not someone who will go down easily. We might even make things worse if he absorbed our powers. Or he might have even targeted them first because they were a threat."
Zatara smiled at his daughter's observation. She has grown so much in the short time he has been away. And unfortunately, would continue to grow when this was over, and he continued being the Avatar of Fate.
"How did he fall for that," Hal asked. "Super villainy 101, never trust a hero, especially one connected to Batman."
"He's an idiot," Conner told him simply.
"Plus the Rogues trust-"
"We get it, you love your villains, we wish ours were as cool as yours, moving on," Dick interrupted Wally.
"One of the less effective safeguards in the Batcave, I'm sure." Diana glanced at the passed out figure of Bruce Wayne. He, like all of them, was still in his Batman outfit from when Mr. Mxyzptlk had taken over the place. And despite being unconscious, he looked more peaceful than she has seen him in a long time.
"Definitely." Barbra's words brought Diana out of her thoughts. "It was just the most connivant for him at the time."
"What did he do to the Batmobile," Billy exclaimed.
"Still not as weird as the time Wally and I tried painting it pink," Dick said.
"Tried," Zatara noted.
"Bruce caught us halfway through. He was not happy," Wally said. "I'll be forever thankful to Alfred because of what he did."
"What did he do," M'gann asked.
Dick and Wally glanced at each other. "Ask no questions and we will tell no lies!"
"I take it back. That is much worse." Dick was starting to worry about Damian. He knew Damian could take care of himself, but this demon killed Batman and several other heroes at once. This was beyond Damian.
"Damian will be fine. He probably has some plan," Kaldur said.
"He does. I'm just worried it won't work," Dick complained.
"Come on," Ollie complained. "Can nothing ever be easy?!"
"Not in our line of work," Artemis said. "That was the first thing I learned when I became a hero."
"And now whoever that is," Conner growled. He looked too much like a monkey for his liking.
"He appears to be a sentient monkey..." M'gann replied.
"Zatara, do you know who this is," Conner asked
"No. Nabu has been silent since he took back control from Mister Mxyzptlk."
"I hate monkeys," Conner repeated.
"This one seems to be helping Damian," M'gann told him.
"Yes," Barbra cheered.
"I guess the monkey is good for some things," Conner admitted.
"That won't slow him down for long," Arthur said. "Maybe a few minutes at most."
"We are trying to be optimistic," Hal told him.
"Which means they have to find a way to save Bruce as quickly as possible while also making sure that the demon guy doesn't destroy the world," Wally said.
"We could exercise the demon but that would kill Batman. His soul is too damaged. If we expel the demon, we have no way to save Batman," Zatanna admitted.
"What about you, Zatara," Clark asked.
He shook his head. "I have nothing."
"I don't personally know him, but no way is Damian going to kill Bruce," Dick said confidently.
"Obviously, you and Bruce trained him," Clark replied. "He may have killed in the past, I know he will come up with something."
Zatara and Zatanna looked at each other, they both knew that the odds of saving Bruce were nonexistent at best.
Dick and Barbra glanced at each other, they were begging to suspect Damian's plan. So did Red Tornado.
"They are going to attack Batman with all those people," Ollie realized.
"Will that be enough," Artemis asked. "This is Batman we are talking about. And he is possessed by some Demon king."
"It will be. Each of them may be no match for Bruce individually, but I believe that they can win together," Diana replied.
"Nothing get's past this guy," Barry rolled his eyes.
"How is he possessing the World's Greatest Detective yet still have to use his powers to find out who summoned him," Hal agreed.
"Remember the part where Damian said that part of Bruce's soul was still active? I think it's more likely than him using his powers. I think he may be using that because even he doesn't know that the soul is still awake," Wally rationalized.
Everybody tensed up. This was the moment they saw what would happen. Barbra and Dick were especially worried about each other. There was no way they wouldn't get hit.
Dick grunted in pain as he grabbed his jaw. "That is definitely dislocated. But I don't think it broke."
"Then stop talking," Barbra hissed at him. She wished her counterpart would really hurt Nezha, even if she knew that wouldn't happen.
They all glanced at the still unconscious Bruce. They were starting to be glad he was. It meant he didn't feel anything his body was being put through.
"You know, I never considered using guns." Ollie watched Red Hood shoot Batman in the arm. "When I was training on the island, a bow and arrows were all I had. But when I got back, I still refused. Guns are better in many ways, range, precision, damage. But a bow and arrow, that sends a message. It says that even with my inferior technology, I can beat you. You don't stand a chance."
"Do you have a point in all of this, because, no offence, my jaw hurts and I'd like to move on," Dick told him.
"Yes. Red Hood is violent but his discipline of knowing when to shoot to hit Bruce's arm and not anyone in the way, I know I could make the shot, and a few others," he glanced at Artemis. "But truthfully, I'm impressed. Very few people in existence could pull something like that off."
Dick and Barbra fell unconscious. First Dick, the Barbra.
"Dick!Barbra!" Wally used his super speed to move between Dick and Barbra. He grabbed them both by their shoulders. "Igotyouboth."
Barry was beside him almost as fast. "Good job, Wally. You got here before me."
"Only because I was closer," Wally attempted to brush it off.
Notes:
Also, I'm aware Cassandra is a better fighter than Bruce, but they don't know that.
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Dick and Barbra fell unconscious. First Dick, the Barbra.
"Dick!Barbra!" Wally used his super speed to move between Dick and Barbra. He grabbed them both by their shoulders. "Igotyouboth."
Barry was beside him almost as fast. "Good job, Wally. You got here before me."
"Only because I was closer," Wally attempted to brush it off.
"That is about to be a lot of clones," Conner said. Honestly, he wasn't sure how to feel about this. They were clones, but did they have any free will? Or were the disposable troops meant to fulfill their purpose then die?
M'gann reached over to grab his hand but he pulled it away. He didn't want to be near her right now.
"As cool as that is, do they have Robin's skills and abilities," Conner asked. "Or are they mindless clones sent to slaughter?"
"They are probably just a shield for Robin. Something to hide him so he can get close," Clar answered.
"I guess that answers what happened to the magic users," Wally said.
"Which means Damian really is on his own. Well, him and Monkey Prince," Diana added.
"And that Pigsy guy is on his way," Artemis pointed out. "But we have no idea where he's at."
"The kid hides it well, but when he said Jason was the most emotional, he might have been wrong," Clark said.
"I wouldn't go that far. But he is more emotional than he lets on. The League of Assassins caused him to suppress his emotions. Dick and Bruce and the rest of the family helped him, but he is still far from where someone his age should be," Dinah told him.
"They actually managed it. They managed to hold off Nezha just long enough. They should be proud of themselves, " Red Tornado stated.
"They're probably more relieved than anything," Ollie told him.
"How should I know? I know how human emotions work, not how humans and other species express them or how they decide which emotion to have at any given moment."
"Hey, it's me," Zatanna said. "I just hope I don't get gagged again. That was seriously a horrible feeling."
"Yeah. These phantom pains we get are honestly worse than actual pains. And when we pass out..." Wally glanced at Dick, Barbra and Bruce. "It's even worse."
"How are they going to save Bruce," Billy asked.
"I'm sure they have some plan," Zatanna assured him. It was a lie. There was no way they could collect enough life force to save Bruce. As soon as Nezha left his body, Bruce would die.
"Is that possible," Artemis asked.
"Yes and no. It is possible, but Bruce's soul is way too damaged for one soul to repair it. especially without killing Damian."
"Like I said, there is no way to save Bruce's soul," Zatara admitted. "Maybe with enough time, I could delay his death, but not now. And not forever."
"Is there any way you could save him," Diana asked.
"Nothing that I can think of. Unfortunately, Bruce will die."
"I thought there was no way," Hal asked.
"There isn't. Or at least, there shouldn't be," Zatanna stated.
"What about you, Zatara, do you have any ideas," Barry asked.
He shook his head. "No. Taking pieces of a soul is not unheard of, but it is dangerous. One of the most dangerous forms of magic out there. Even I wouldn't risk it.,"
Dick and Barbra sat up with a gasp. After a few seconds, they came to their senses.
"Could this work if nothing went wrong," Dick asked.
"I don't see why not. If enough people agreed, it would be extremely dangerous, but possible,"
"I've seen Bruce save people hundreds, if not thousands of times, but it's always impressive. Each and every time," Diana said.
"And his work with countless charities. If he isn't saving someone as Batman, he is as Bruce Wayne," Clark agreed.
"He has at least twelve that I can think of," Dick said. "And events for them."
"Damian must have been hanging out with Clark because no way did Bruce teach him how to give speeches like that," Dick said.
"Bruce can give some good speeches," Clark told him.
"I know, I've been to way too many charity events not to know. But no one gives a speech like you."
"All those people saving Bruce..." Clark thought back to one of his and Bruce's previous conversations. One where Bruce once admitted that he didn't think he was having an impact. Clark had assured him that he did, but Bruce refused to accept it.
Now Clark wished Bruce was awake and truly conscious. Bruce deserved to see the impact he had. Bruce had earned it.
"This might be the first time all of Gotham has ever come together for something," Barbra smiled.
"And it was the most important reason of all. Saving its hero," Dick added. He had tears of joy beginning to form.
Bruce soundlessly sat up. Unfortunately for him, everyone had already turned to look at him.
Dick ran over and tackled him into a massive hug. "Good to see you're back. Properly."
"I'm okay, Dick." He neglected to mention the pain he felt every second he was possessed. They didn't need to know. Barbra came over next and gave Bruce a much gentler hug. "I'm glad you're okay."
When those two pulled away Diana and Clark. The two of them gave him a group hug. When the duo pulled away, Clark smirked at him. "I guess you did have an impact on Gotham." Bruce wouldn't admit, but he never expected Clark to pull a 'I told you so.'
He was, however, tired of hugs so he glared at everyone to make sure they didn't try. And now that he had his Batsuit back, it was a lot more effective.
Well, Bruce would make one exception. He knew what Damian went through, and seeing him so openly display emotion made Bruce happy. Maybe he could try it himself...
Looking around he saw that everyone was smiling as well. Yeah, maybe he could give it a try.
"Just don't forget the original. But in all seriousness, the kid has proven he is far better as Robin than I ever was."
"You could always go back to being Robin if you wanted," Wally teased.
"Hell no. Jason is about to take that title. Besides, I'm doing so much more as Nightwing than I ever did as Robin."
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"Just don't forget the original. But in all seriousness, the kid has proven he is far better as Robin than I ever was."
"You could always go back to being Robin if you wanted," Wally teased.
"Hell no. Jason is about to take that title. Besides, I'm doing so much more as Nightwing than I ever did as Robin."
Zatara actually had to suppress a smile. None of them had any idea the amount of good Nightwing was meant to do. What all of them were meant to do. "If I may-" He was cut off by the screen coming to life.
"And it's over," Dick said dramatically. Clark smiled at Dick words. He would never say it, but Dick was his favorite of the proteges. Although, now that he was going to train Conner, he may become his favorite with time.
Clark's breathing became ragged as he felt the pain pierce through him. Diana was the first to react, grabbing Clark as he fell over. "What the hell?"
Bruce was by her side by now, but was looking at the screen instead of at Clark. "That angle isn't possible. Those thugs didn't shoot Superman. Someone else did."
"No shit, the problem is they shot Superman. That should be impossible."
A shaky voice came out. "I'm... I'm not... unconscious yet. That means-"
"Conserve your strength," Diana ordered.
Clark began to feel lightheaded as his on-screen counterpart fell from the sky.
"I just realized, this is Metropolis," Wally realized.
"Yeah, most of us knew that," Artemis snarked.
"Not that this is Metropolis, but Superman is the only hero there. No one will catch him." No one to save him.
Clark's pain disappeared for the flashback but his happiness was short-lived because:
"Why are they all attacking heroes," Billy asked.
"My guess is mind control," Artemis said.
"No. This is something else," Ollie told her. "I think these people are doing this willingly. Listen to what they're saying. How they are saying it. This isn't some script that was forced into their brain. The mob genuinely believes what they're saying willingly."
"So far I calculate a 26 to 68 percent chance of Animal Man surviving. Unfortunately, I cannot give an exact percentage due to a lack of details about his injuries," Red Tornado said.
"Right now, that is the kind of information you keep to yourself," Dick told the android.
"So someone is creating fake videos of us attacking civilians. Trying to turn them against us," Barbra realized.
"Not trying. They succeeded. The only ones capable of pulling something like this off is Luthor or Brainiac," Clark said. "No one else has the skills and resources."
Wally grunted as a few bruises formed under his suit. Thankfully, his accelerated healing meant they were already healing.
"Why the hell did the Justice League disband," Hal asked.
Zatara just shook his head.
"Is Lois the Editor-in-Chief," Clark asked. "That's awesome! I knew that she would get it if Perry ever retired." While Clark was curious why Perry stepped down, he was just glad Lois got the promotion she deserved.
"And of course she would hold her journalistic integrity," Diana said. "Now the Daily Planet is the only news source refusing to believe the AI videos are real."
"Of course she would be behind this," Zatanna groaned.
"What I don't get is how the hell did she get authorization to do something like this. And why? I mean she didn't like us, but she has no reason to outright hate us or want us destroyed," M'gann complained.
"So what's her plan when some alien invasion comes? I doubt the Reach-" a few people winced at the name, "-would have been subtle if we weren't here. They would have killed everyone and turned Earth into their own personal sandbox to do whatever they want," Billy claimed.
"She is the only person in the world who's paranoia rivals Batman's. She thinks that even if there is a possibility of one of us going rogue, that it is proof we will." Arthur told him.
"What I want to know is how she is going against the orders of the president. Isn't he above her," M'gann asked.
"Yes, he is. But she has gone rogue. And with her somehow hacking nearly every computer ever, I doubt anyone outside of her right hand man knows what they are doing is illegal," J'onn told her.
Clark scowled. He hated when people did something they knew was wrong. He knew that oftentimes, they were forced to, but Steel clearly had no reason to be forced to go with it.
"So that's how she's been doing it. Not even I could hack past that," Barbra admitted.
"It's okay. There was no way any of us could have stopped this. We had no way of knowing before, and no way to stop it once she started," Dinah assured her.
Diana gripped the chair she was sitting in so hard, she accidently ripped the arms off. "Sorry. I-"
"There is no need to be sorry," Zatara told her kindly. "You are worried about your sisters and Nabu has disappeared since Mister Mxyzptlk." Zatara pointed at the chair: "xiF riahc." The chair repaired itself.
Batman just stared at the robot. How the hell did Failsafe get activated? No one had asked him about it, so he would remain silent... for now.
"Is she sending out some squad to hunt us? Because unless she managed to get some army strong enough and in enough numbers to fight us, this won't go well," Billy said confidently.
"The problem with that is Waller probably does. She is smart enough to wait to attack us until she is ready," Arthur told him.
Barbra scowled. She really hated it when she couldn't solve a problem. Now when she was needed most, she was failing.
"Hey, you're doing great. You're going against an alien super computer and slowing it down," Dick told her.
Everyone tensed up again. They had finally caught. Preemptively, both Diana and Bruce grabbed Clark's shoulders.
"I will be fine. I've been injured before," Clark said.
"Yeah, but never shot in the chest," Ollie countered.
The last thing Clark saw before passing out was Conner and someone else wearing his symbol rushing towards him.
"That's Clark's son," Diana asked.
"He looks exactly like him," Barry commented.
Simultaneously, Conner, Arthur and Wally began clutching their heads, groaning loudly in pain.
"What the hell is going on? Wally and Arthur aren't even on screen," Artemis asked.
"He might be somewhere else," Dick guessed.
"Why would she reveal her plans," M'gann asked.
"Because she thinks she has already won," Kaldur told her. "And by showing the world the video, she paints herself as the hero."
Then they saw the sniper aimed directly at Wonder Woman. "Shit," Hal said.
"What the hell could she have to attack all these heroes at once," Dick asked. He glanced from the screen to the still groaning Conner, Wally and Arthur.
"I don't know. But I hope they figure it out," Kaldur said.
Bruce instinctively arched his back as the explosion hit his counterpart. There was a fair bit of pain, but nothing he hadn't felt before.
"I love when villains announce their evil plans. It makes it so much easier to stop them," Hal commented.
"I just shoot them," Ollie told him.
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Bruce instinctively arched his back as the explosion hit his counterpart. There was a fair bit of pain, but nothing he hadn't felt before.
"I love when villains announce their evil plans. It makes it so much easier to stop them," Hal commented.
"I just shoot them," Ollie told him.
Wally clutched his head. The pain was so much worse now that it was being shown. "Fuck. Who the hell is that guy?"
"I don't know, but they are affecting all of us. Waller is working with Brainiac's wife and that other robot. Maybe Waller found a way to mass produce robots capable of fighting us," Diana theorized.
"It's fucking Amazo robots," Artemis exclaimed. One was bad enough, and she didn't even directly fight it. Although, she did save Wally's life that day.
"Not just that, they're tailored to specific heroes," Kaldur added.
"How the heck are they able to do that," M'gann asked.
"It can affect entities like Doctor Fate and Spectre, whatever she did we don't have any way to counter it," Dinah said.
"It isn't just them," Wally spoke up. "The Speed Force, it feels different. It's still there, but... it's not there either. I don't know how to describe it. But also, we don't know how the feeling might have changed for me because of the price."
"It's not just you," Diana said. "I can't feel my powers either. Which means... Raise your hand if you can still feel your powers or tech or magic."
J'onn, Arthur, Red Tornado, Barry, Conner, Zatanna, Dinah, Hal, and Billy raised their hands.
"So Waller can affect technology through Brainiac's wife, but how is she able to affect our knowledge of magic and concepts such as the Speed Force and Fate and Specter," Zatanna asked.
No one answered.
Billy began screaming in pain while Diana instinctively grabbed at her throat.
"How the hell was she able to deploy all of this at once," Ollie asked.
"She probably had them set up beforehand. Like at places the heroes were known to be. Such as having one set up in Metropolis for Clark, or one in Central City for Wally,"
Everyone's jaw fell open.
"What the fuck!" While everyone was pissed, Ollie seemed beyond anger. "What is this bullshit? Yeah, I hate how heroes act sometimes but Waller goes against everything I stand for! She is exactly the type of corrupt official I hate."
"You could be a spy," Artemis reasoned. She may not actually be Ollie's niece, but she spent a lot of time training with him. She knew Ollie wasn't some turncoat.
"I better be, or else, I hope he gets attacked by every single hero at once."
"Relax, no one here believes you would betray us," Dinah assured him.
J'onn started screaming in pain as the Amazo blasted him with fire.
"Uncle J'onn!" M'gann flew over to him.
'I am fine. Just give me a minute.' Even through their link, he sounded weak. He must have heard her thoughts. 'Trust me, M'gann. The pain caught me off guard. Nothing more.'
'Are you sure?'
'Yes.' M'gann reluctantly flew back to her seat.
"So the plan was to turn the public against us, then isolate and attack us all at once, take the most powerful heroes then focus on the weaker ones," Dick summarized.
"And leaked just how much Waller did to prevent us from even escaping," Dinah added.
"Just more proof Ollie didn't betray us," Artemis confidently said.
"Not Clark's son too," Diana growled. If they killed him, after what they did to Clark, she would make them regret it.
Bruce just glared at the screen. Clark was his friend, they already made the mistake of shooting him. If they did anything to him, they would regret it.
"This is worse than anything Luthor has ever done," Conner said.
"Next time Clark fights Brainiac, we have to make sure he gets totally destroyed. That he doesn't come back at all, and that he sure as hell doesn't create himself a wife," Hal added. "I hate to say it, but we need to make sure he dies."
"No. We need to stop Waller. Make sure she doesn't do anything else ever again," M'gann said. 'And I can do that. I can make sure she doesn't ever even think of trying this,'
"What the hell did they do to him? WHAT THE HELL DID THEY DO TO CLARK'S SON?"
"I do not know, but they will regret it." Diana's voice was calm yet dangerous. "I hate killing. But I am a warrior. And if this happens in our universe, I will kill Waller."
"That isn't our way," Bruce interjected. "We will expose her. We will force her to witness her fall from grace. And when she does, then she will spend the rest of her days rotting in a cell, wishing she hadn't."
"This is worse than I imagined," Dick said. "This... this is too far. She has to pay. I'm not saying we should kill her, but something has to happen."
"We will beat her. And when she rots in jail, with nothing but her thoughts, she can only think of one thing: 'How the hell did I lose?' And she will know that. The people rejected her. That she was rejected by the people she claimed to protect," Bruce said.
As the screen turned off, Clark woke up. "What?" They all were looking at Clark pitifully. "Did I die or something?"
Notes:
Dan Mora is perhaps the greatest artist in DC at the moment and I will die on this hill. Also raise your hand if you actually believed Green Arrow actually sided with Waller?
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"This is worse than I imagined," Dick said. "This... this is too far. She has to pay. I'm not saying we should kill her, but something has to happen."
"We will beat her. And when she rots in jail, with nothing but her thoughts, she can only think of one thing: 'How the hell did I lose?' And she will know that. The people rejected her. That she was rejected by the people she claimed to protect," Bruce said.
As the screen turned off, Clark woke up. "What?" They all were looking at Clark pitifully. "Did I die or something?"
"Clark, it's about your son," Diana said.
Dread filled Clark. It may not be his son, but he was still worried for him.
"It was Amanda Waller... she kidnapped him and hooked him to some kind of machine. The wife of Brainiac."
"WHAT!"
"I'm sorry Clark but- Waller- it was-" Barry stammered. Trying to come up with a way to explain what happened.
"She hooked him up to some machine. We don't know how or why. But Clark... it didn't look good." Bruce took off his cowl. "I'm sorry Clark."
Clark closed his eyes and took a deep breath. "There is nothing we can do about it. We'll just have to move on and hope that our counterparts find a way to save him."
Before anyone could say anything else, massive bold words flashed across the screen.
THIS VIDEO CONTAINS HEROES OF OTHER MULTIVERSES NOT OUR OWN. THEY ARE NOT THE FOCUS AND AS SUCH HAVE BEEN REMOVED.
"Wait, other multiverses," Conner asked.
"Yeah, it's theoretically possible," Wally said. "It's even less accepted than the multiverse theory but I guess it's real too."
"What concerns me is that he wrote it on the screen. Normally he tells us himself. Whatever Mister Mxyzptlk did has him scared," Zatanna noted.
"And he is still silent to me as well," Zatara told his daughter. "Before he was constantly speaking, now, nothing."
The Editor welcomes a hero to the Superhero Editorial Room. It's Wally saying he want's to be the fastest hero ever.
"And you'll succeed. One day."
"Not his again," Wally groaned.
"He's right, though. It seems like every universe where you become a speedster, you are faster than Barry," Artemis told him.
"It's an infinite number of universes out there. There are probably several where Barry is faster. And this is one of them."
Several people rolled their eyes.
The editor tells him he is in luck because Speedsters were popular now. He offered to have Wally paired with Flash. He even advises him that he might get his own spinoff if he does good enough.
"By their standards, aren't we a spin-off," Conner asked.
"That's... technically true," Kaldur admitted. "But it's best we don't think of it."
Wally agrees and runs off before returning. The editor asks if he forgot something, which Wally says that he is the Flash now. Sure enough, Wally is wearing the Flash suit.
"I really like the way the suit looks on Wally," Dick admitted.
"Something that Nabu showed me before he went dark was that in most universes, that is Wally's suit. Barry's is different. Your lightning has multiple bolts, is a lighter red, no lenses and several other key differences."
"That actually sounds cool," Barry admitted.
Wally shook his head. Nothing would ever beat Barry's suit.
The Editor asks if he meet the Flash but Wally replies that he is the Flash now. The Editor is surprised and Wally goes on to tell him that he has the gig for the next three decades, including spin-offs and merch. He was even faster than Barry.
"Wally, you really did earn all of that," Hal said. "I've seen your progress over the years. And when you get even faster than Barry, you will finally live up to your full potential."
Wally ignored him. They couldn't know about his plan. Not yet. Not even Artemis.
The Editor congratulates him and makes a bad joke, which annoys Wally.
Several people groaned loudly.
"The joke wasn't that bad," Barry protested.
"You make that joke almost every day. Yeah, I'm going to hate it," Wally countered.
"I just hate it because it's a bad joke," Ollie added.
The Editor says that Flash was set for life and to go. Flash agrees and leaves, but immediately comes back. The Editor is clearly annoyed now but Wally says he just killed a lot of people. Now Wally is wearing his red suit with the open cowl and and silver lines.
Everyone froze. They already knew of what happened, how Wally did it, and why. But it was definitely a sour subject.
The Editor asks what he was talking about and Wally goes on to say that it wasn't even villains but actual heroes. The Editor asks what the reason was, and if he was forced. Wally denies it, saying it was all him.
"No he didn't. It was villains forcing him too through mind control," Conner defended Wally. "He was innocent. Just another reason mind control is immoral."
"There are times where it can be done," M'gann defended. "Like what happened with Doctor Light and-"
"No, there is never a situation where mind control is okay." Conner glared at her. Why wouldn't she get it through her head that mind control was wrong?
The Editor asks why and Wally say mental illness. When asked what that mean, Wally replies that he has no idea. The Editor says he was their golden boy and asks what they did with him for the last decade which causes Wally to say he didn't exist.
Wally shuddered. Watching that might have been the worst experience of his life. Not just the pain, but everyone forgetting him. Him not even existing to them. That was terrible.
The Editor questions this and Wally confirms it. The Editor points out that Wally West did exist, but Wally says it wasn't him. This prompts the Editor to point out the absurdity of another flash named Wally West, that wasn't Wally West.
"I really find it weird that the Barry Allen of that world has two nephews named Wally West, who both become Kid Flash," Clark said.
"Whenever something like that happens, I just default to saying the Speed Force sucks," Barbra replied.
"Agreed," Barry and Wally said at the same time. Although, a few people noticed how Wally's seemed more half-hearted than usual.
Flash agrees and asks what the plan to retcon this was. The Editor agrees their is but looks for one and can't find a reason. He stops abruptly and says they were giving back his kids.
"But it did get revealed that he was mind controlled," Conner snapped at the screen.
"This must have been before that," Kaldur reasoned.
"Yes, it would appear so," Arthur agreed.
Wally is confused. The Editor explains that the kids he had before he got wiped from existence were being brought back. Wally keeps asking about the murders.
"What's wrong with getting the kids back? I thought most humans loved their kids," Red Tornado asked.
Dinah sighed. She liked Red Tornado, but having to explain every human reaction was certainly not something she expected when they teamed up to take care of the Team. "It's not that he doesn't want his kids back, it's more he doesn't want to have killed fellow heroes."
The Editor keeps saying that they are giving back the kids. Wally keeps asking about the murders but the Editor refuses. The two keep arguing about the kids and the murder.
"This is getting ridicules! I'm just glad that Wally eventually finds out the truth" Artemis exclaimed.
"Thanks babe."
Hal Jordan walks in saying they wanted to see him. The Editor thanked him for over 30 years of amazing work. He explained that the writers wrote a few ideas on some cards and he could randomly draw one.
"I swear if I get something stupid," Hal growled out.
"The way this is going, you're going to get genocide or something," Barry joked.
Hal gets excited before reading what the card says. The Editor asks what he got and Hal explains that it just says Genocide.
"I swear I was joking," Barry said.
"This is bullshit! I would nev- I can't-"
"We know, Hal. You aren't the first to be forced to do something you wouldn't do," Clark said kindly.
The Editor explains that he knew that one was in there. Hal questioned it and is told that he is going to go commit genocide. The Editor explains that he is evil now.
Hal asks why, saying he was a Green Lantern. The Editor says he still is and Hal objects that the Green Lantern core has rules against Genocide.
"Yeah, we do. It's one of the things we are supposed to prevent."
"Maybe they at least will have a reason for forcing you to turn evil," Barry suggested.
The Editor explains that's why they kill them. Hal asks why and gets told because of the cards. Hal asks what would drive him to go completely insane and the Editor says they'll figure it out.
Hal glared at Barry. "I'm going to shut up now."
Hal gets mad that he gets character assassinated without a plan or a reason to do so with no idea how it will end. The Editor says; "Welcome to comic books."
Hal asks if they would ever retcon it but the Editor confirms it's permanent.
Bruce was beginning to wonder why his counterpart hadn't activated his contingency plan. At this point, he would have no choice.
He adds that the world still needs a Green Lantern so he introduces a new one; Kyle Rayner
The new Green Lantern says it is nice to meet Hal, but says he sucked, which Hal agreed with. The Editor says kids would love this story. Hal says that he has no idea who he was anymore.
"I don't like killing if I can avoid it, but if I ever meet him, this Editor will die," Hal said.
"That won't help your case against genocide," Ollie said.
The Editor dismisses him before allowing Kyle to take his seat. Kyle asks about his card which just says, 'Refrigerator.'
"What the hell does that mean," Artemis asked.
"I don't know, and I don't want to," M'gann said.
The Editor askes if he was talking to Doctor Light and says that he hasn't been around in a while. Doctor Light said he wanted more serious work.
"No way can whatever he is about to do be as bad as what he did to Sue," Diana growled.
"All that matters is that he gets what he deserves," M'gann said equally as angry. She knew the others wouldn't like it, but she knew what she had to do to stop him from going too far in their universe as well.
The Editor checks what he has for Doctor Light before getting mad. He monologues how he was on the Teen Titans, a kids show. He demands that Doctor Light leaves, much to his confusion.
"So this is before his... turn," Dinah realized.
"Does that mean what he did was against his will, forced by the Editor," Kaldur asked.
"It is possible," Arthur admitted. "But that doesn't make what he did any better."
Doctor Light asks why but the Editor continues to demand that Doctor Light leaves. Even going as far as to threaten to punch him.
Doctor Light continues to defend himself saying he hasn't done anything and that he was on the Teen Titans show. The Editor refuses to explain and continues to demand that Doctor Light leaves.
"He was on a kids show," Dick exclaimed.
"What the actual fuck is wrong with these people," Hal asked.
Now Deathstroke and a girl are in the room. Slade says she is Terra and that she will betray the Teen Titans and works for him. The Editor confirms it saying that the twist will be out of nowhere.
"As much as it sucks to say, that's kind of like Roy's betrayal. Sure, we knew that there was a mole, but none of us suspected it was Roy," Wally commented.
"Honestly, yeah. As much as I hate to say it, you're right. Roy being the mole, him not even being Roy, but actually a clone, we had no suspicions," Dick agreed.
The two both like the plot but Terra asks what her motives were. The Editor explains that he manipulates her insecurities and develop a crush on Slade.
Terra finds that gross and Slade finds it hilarious. Slade asks if he leads her on or blackmails her. The Editor denies both but then Slade realizes what he actually does. The Editor explains that it will be fully illustrated too.
"Considering all the shit he's done over the years, I'm honestly not surprised," Dick said. "I mean, he clearly has an obsession with me."
"Yeah. But I didn't expect him to rape kids," Barbra said.
Both villains are horrified by this. The Editor says that the writter for this and the Miss Marvel one are the same, and that the guy is fucking insane.
Deathstroke asks why he would do that, and the Editor says he is evil. Deathstroke denies that he is that evil. The Editor points out he is okay will killing kids. Deathstroke agrees but adds that is different.
Terra points out that the TT were the first to ever accept her for who she was, and she betrayed them to bang a middle-aged villain.
"This whole thing feels weird. How did this not face backlash in their world," Clark asked.
"It probably did, but this takes place before that," Ollie said. "At this point, they are just finishing the plot."
The Editor says hormones and stuff. Deathstroke refuses to go along with this. Terra asks if the story would be any different if they left it at manipulation, The Editor says the story would be exactly the same.
"He has no idea how teenagers or women work, does he," Barbra sarcastically asked.
Terra asks for that but the Editor says she exists to betray the team for Deathstroke and to make him a sex offender and to die.
When asked about Deathstroke, they say they are just going to wait out the backlash. Deathstroke says he would always be a PDFile. The Editor says he is a pedophile and to not beat around the bush.
Deathstroke says he knows but he wasn't sure if he could say it. The Editor says that he rapes kids. The Editor says as long as no one brings it up or mentions it, it should go away.
"No. Being a pedophile isn't something that just goes away," Dick said. "The public better not forget this, ever."
We open on Superman and Snowflame. Superman says he doesn't know who the man is but says that he is willing to let the man surrender.
Clark groaned very loudly. "Not him."
"Who is that," Conner asked.
"Snowflame, one of my weirder villains. I imagine he will explain his powers."
Snowflame dramatically introduces himself. Superman is not impressed.
Snowflame pulls out a bag of cocaine and snorts it, while rambling about how cocaine is his god. Superman continues to be confused as Snowflame snots it.
"I am so confused," Artemis admitted. "That's just cocaine. That's not superpowers." Unfortunately, because she grew up in the slums of Gotham and her dad was not above selling drugs to kids, she knew all about drugs. She had seen every type of drug and its effect.
Thankfully she never took any, Sportsmaster wouldn't allow it. Not because he was a good dad, but because they would mess up her combat ability and interfere with training. The only good thing he ever did for her was because he didn't want to make her worse at killing people.
"Yeah. It actually does give him the power of pyrokinesis, but the rest, yeah, that is regular cocaine," Clark said.
The screen and art style change completely as Snowflame says the battle for the gods will finally commence.
"Cocaine isn't a hallucinogen," Wally said.
"I don't think the cocaine is causing him to hallucinate. I think it's something else in it," Dick agreed.
A change back to reality reveals Snowflame's hunched over form as Superman asks if he is okay.
"Yeah, that's not regular cocaine. Something was in that," Barry told Clark. "If this ever happens, please get me or Bruce."
"I will, but whatever this is-" he gestured towards the screen- "has not happened yet, thankfully."
In his mind, Snowflame asks why Superman is so scared and says he never faced someone of equal strength before. He even claims that his power surpasses even Superman's. He punches Superman causing Superman to internally monologue about how he is truly a formidable adversary.
"I have fought a lot of formidable adversary, Snowflame isn't one of them."
"If he is a recurring villain, am I going to have to fight him when I shadow you," Conner asked.
"It's a possibility," Clark admitted.
"Crap."
In the real world, Snowflame is doing weird gestures.
In his mind however, Batman appears to attempt to turn the battle against Snowflame. He says that Batman is just another sacrifice on the altar of speed, except by speed he meant cocaine.
In actuality, Superman and Batman are expressing concern over Snowflame. Batman asks if he only took one hit, which Superman confirms. Batman says there is definitely something else in that.
"Like I said, that is not natural," Barry said. "Something is in whatever he took. And I'm not convinced that is cocaine."
"That is definitely some new drug that we need to investigate," Dick agreed.
In fantasy land, Superman warns Batman that Snowflame was worse than Kryptonite. He even tells Batman that Snowflame drew blood.
On Earth, Superman says he thinks his nose is bleeding, causing him to question if he was high.
Snowflame rants about how they stood no chance. He claims he is going to destroy them with the same attack that he used to destroy the New Guardians.
"Who are the New Guardians," Zatanna asked.
"I don't know. They were a team Nabu told me about, but I just don't know," Zatara admitted.
"So now he isn't just not telling you about things, he is actively taking away information he told you," Diana summarized. She refused to glance at Bruce and Clark, who were all thinking the same thing.
Nabu was getting worse and worse. Now he was actively hindering them.
A new cut reveals that he had been taken to a hospital. Snowflame lets out a groan as Superman asks how he felt. Superman says that after his cocaine spell and how bad the crash was, Superman was impressed that he was able to make sounds because of how fried his brain was.
Snowflame says Ibogaine was his one weakness, adding his powers have left him.
"Thank goodness," Barbra said. "If I never see one of his fantasies again, it will be too soon."
"At least you don't have to fight him. He might end up becoming my problem," Conner grumbled
Batman says that they ran tests when he was unconscious, and he didn't have powers. Explaining that his strength, stamina, and everything else was just regular cocaine. Saying that with how much coke he did, he was surprised that Snowflame was still conscious.
Snowflame compares it to Kryptonite for Superman and Superman tells him not to spread rumors like that.
Superman adds that he can easily recover as long as he doesn't do anymore coke. Superman even offers to check up on him occasionally.
Clark smiled. He was glad that this superman was nice enough to care for his villains and visit them.
"I really can't wait to check up on our Rogues," Wally said. "Maybe play darts with Trickster. Artemis, you can play too, but you have to lose."
Artemis rolled her eyes. "I will. No way would I ever upset James like that."
A crouch could be heard and Superman and Batman debated what it was. In actuality, it was a cocaine capsule.
Snowflame goes back into his power fantasy. "IT WAS COCAINE, YOU FOOL! TO ROB ME OF COCAINE IS AKIN TO ROBING GOD'S LOVE FROM THIS WORLD! WITH MY POWER BORN ANEW, ALL SHALL COME TO FEAR THE NAME SNOWFLAME"
He fucking dies.
Everyone stared wide-eyed at the screen. They weren't expecting him to die, especially not so suddenly.
Later, after he is buried, Batman says he knew that he had cocaine. Superman asks what he wanted to prove by saying that and Batman that he knew.
"So he knew about the potentially fatal pill and didn't do anything to save him," Batman growled.
"I think this might come from a universe where we are all incompetent," Clark gently suggested. "My variant didn't exactly handle the initial confrontation well."
"That doesn't excuse him not taking the capsule out," Batman growled again.
"No, but it adds perspective," Clark replies.
At a hospital, Batman was surrounded by Superman, Wonder Woman, Flash and Green Lantern. Superman says they came as soon as they heard what happened. Bruce asks who they are.
Bruce winced at the sudden pain. Thankfully, nobody noticed.
The team realized that he must have gotten amnesia from his head injury. Batman asks if he should know who they are. Superman asks if he remembers who they are. Bruce asks if this was a Make-A-Wish thing.
"Great, Bruce has amnesia. If this happens, get me, Babs, or Alfred. We have a protocol in place should this ever happen," Dick said.
"You have a plan for if Bruce gets amnesia," M'gann asked.
"We have a protocol if any hero gets amnesia," Barbra revealed.
The team denies it, with Superman saying he was just as much a hero as them, causing Bruce to say that it was definitely a Make-A-Wish thing. They try to clear it up but only cause more confusion and makes Bruce deny he was ever Batman.
Flash points out the cowl and Bruce says that he thought it was just his face. Superman lists off the Batcave, Robin, and losing his parents. This causes Bruce to ask about them. Superman explains that their death is the reason he became a hero.
"This version of Bruce is an idiot," Ollie said.
"As brash as that is to say, it is pretty accurate," Dinah agreed.
Bruce says he would rather go to therapy. Green Lantern says that he hates therapy and spending money. Bruce asks how he will be able to afford the bill for this place. Adding that it was a head injury and his mask was still on.
"Wait, Bruce going to therapy, are we sure this isn't fake," Clark joked.
"You beat me by a second," Dick complained.
Flash says he is a billionaire. Bruce says that he will never be a hero again. The heroes protest but Bruce says that he wasn't fueled by his rage anymore. He says he will be fine, since he is rich, saying he will wipe away tears with 100 dollar bills.
He goes on to say that it sounded like he was in a loop that they enabled. Green Lantern says that was entirely true. Bruce continues that this was the best thing to ever happen to him.
"At least he is finally going to therapy, how long has Dinah been trying to get him into going to a therapy session," Barry asked.
"Too long," Dinah and Bruce respond.
Superman, Flash, and Green Lantern step outside to talk. They admit this is the best thing to ever happen to him, but they need him for funding. So they come up with a plan to give Bruce a head injury by replicating his fight with Mr. Freeze. They decided not to include Diana in the discussion because she constantly talks.
"You know we don't mean that, right? They do, not us," Hal asked, slightly scared.
"Of course. It seems none of our counterparts in this universe are much like us," Diana said. "I don't blame you for anything they do or say."
They decided to hit him with a metal pipe that Green Lantern has. Superman admits he didn't expect anyone to have a pipe. Flash asks why he doesn't just use the ring to create one. Green Lantern asks if they want the pipe or not.
The trio reenter the room, claiming to talk about the economy. Bruce says that he is excited to ruin that. They awkwardly laugh. Afterwards, Bruce says that Wonder Woman convinced him to continue funding the Justice League. He adds he won't be involved in the League. Superman interrupts him by hitting him with the pipe.
Bruce groaned in pain.
"Are you okay," Clark asked. He really hated causing Bruce pain.
Superman says he blanked out there. Batman asks why they had Superman to hit him. Superman says that Batman remembers everything, and Bruce agrees.
Flash asks if they can be sure that Batman is back and Batman interrupts him by screaming about his dead parents. They celebrate.
"That got dark as shit," Ollie commented.
"Is it me or does it seem like their morals change from event to event," Barbra asked.
"No, you're right," Red Tornado agreed. "It seems they respond in what would be the most comedic way possible."
At the Hall of Justice, Flash, Superman, Green Lantern, and Batman are sitting down. Batman makes multiple bad puns.
"Another Batman who makes bad puns? Yes!" Dick exclaimed. "I don't even care that they are bad ones, I'm just glad we can move the number of Batmen who jokes up to two."
"They weren't bad puns, they were amazing, and Bruce, I am very proud of you," Barry said.
Bruce just glared at him.
They laugh and Batman goes on to say that he could do so much more with super speed. Superman cuts him off saying that he didn't want to go down that route. The two go back and forth before Flash says that super speed sucks.
"Yes," Wally said.
"How can super speed be bad," M'gann asked.
Barry, Clark and Wally shared a look. "I'm sure they will explain," Clarks said.
Superman exclaims that they're finally talking about it. Superman goes on to explain that when moving at super speed, your brain has to process everything just as quickly. So when going fast, everything else is insanely slow. Batman still doesn't get it.
"I want it known, I did know all of this," Bruce said.
"Of course you did," Ollie said mockingly under his breath.
Superman goes on to explain a scenario about where he has to read an entire manual on how to disarm nuclear bombs and then actually learn and memorize it, then cut the correct wire. Batman says that was an amazing power, and Superman says it only looks that way from his perspective.
"I still don't get it," M'gann admitted.
"From your perspective, we are done in a second but for us, it feels like hours," Barry explained.
Superman counters that everything is moving at regular motion. So for him, he is reading it page by page, word for word. Saying that it was like having to read the entirety of Huckleberry Finn while next to a bomb. He adds that he also has to memorize the entire thing. He says it was like learning surgery, complaining that he couldn't be made to bake a cake.
Batman points out that is situational and asks about running. Flash says he can speak on that. He says when you're going super fast, it looks quick on the outside, but from his perspective, he is just walking. He says that running around the city was fine, but they had him running to Antarctica.
Everyone's blood ran cold. As if the freezing air from Antarctica actually swept through the room. Several people looked at Wally.
"I'm fine, guys. I'm not going to suddenly disappear,"
"You already have before."
"That was because the Speed Force was playing least favorites. And it promised not to interfere again."
He tells them to imagine walking to Antarctica, on foot, seconds become hours, hours become days. Superman agrees but Batman asks about the Infinite Mass Punch. Flash confirms he is just walking the whole way for what feels like years.
"Oh, come on, even that Flash can do it," Wally protested.
"Your problem is you see the Speed Force as a battery, something to give you power and nothing else. But it is its own thing," Dinah advised.
"Yeah, whatever," Wally waved her words aside. He had already realized that for himself. But he wasn't going to say anything until he was sure his plan would work.
Batman admits he is finally understanding, but he thought that when they were running superfast, their brains moved at the same speed. Superman says that was stupid and questions how that would even work. Superman says that unless they were running superfast all the time, then they would constantly be in slow motion.
"The amount of buildings, boats, trees and other crap we run into would be insane, if that were true, no way would we ever be able to be functionable people, much less heroes if that were true," Barry said.
Batman admits they're right and adds that he never thought about it, but their powers are a real curse. He claims not having powers wasn't a bad thing after all. The other three make fun of him.
Superman goes to talk to Flash, however, they all are talking super slow for him.
Superman says another thing is that they have to eat a lot. Flash asks about that and admits he thought he was just dying. He explains that he felt really weak after a run and thought he was dying so he would go eat to clear his head.
Several people facepalmed.
Superman asks how he never made the connection that eating made him feel better. He goes on to ask what he would do if he were actually dying, Flash responds that he would figure it out.
Superman says that they are falling apart because this wasn't sustainable.
"Thankfully, for us, it is," Arthur said.
"Yeah, as annoying as our powers and limits are, I am glad we have them, if only because we can save people," Clark agrees.
Lex Luthor approaches The Question. He asks why the Question was there but Question interrupts him, saying that it was rude to ask him two questions.
"Oh no," Dick said.
"What, who is that," Zatanna asked back.
Kaldur, Wally and Dick shared a dark look before simultaneously answering: "The Question."
"Okay there is a story there and I want to know it," Artemis announced.
The trio looked at each other again and replied in unison: "What happens in Hub City, stays in Hub City."
Artemis leaned over and whispered something in Wally's ear. "Sorry babe, but not even that will get me to say anything."
Dick looked at Barbra: "And you will be wasting breath so don't try anything."
Now everyone, even their mentors were curious as to what happened. Unfortunately, it was clear the boys wouldn't say anything.
Lex ignores him and asks why the visit. The Question says it's because of his bald head and asks if he thought he was slick. This confuses Lex but Question asks if that was why Lex thought he could get away with it.
Lex asks what he would get away with. The Question asks if he noticed his powers to ask questions. He also asks if Lex thought the average hero with a face would have noticed what was going on around them. He keeps going asking if any of them would ever think to ask why "Evil Caillou" was mass buying kryptonite.
"How has no one else noticed that," Diana asked. "Surely the entire world would be looking for proof that Lex is still evil. Finances are an easy place to check."
"A lot of people won't see evil unless they want to. They also won't go looking for evil, unless it's someone they don't like," J'onn advised.
Lex encouraged The Question to keep going. He lists off how Lex ran for president, and no one questions it, invested in a mystery medicine nobody wanted, and invited Superman to the inauguration. The one thing everyone will be watching.
Lex is impressed. The Question goes on to say he asked himself why he was doing this and that he answered his own question. Lex asks what the answer was, and Questions accuses him of trying to pardon R. Kelly.
"... What?"
"That is just how he is. He has all the information, motives, proof, and he will still get lost," Wally said.
Lex immediately denies that. The Question then accuses him of trying to bring back dinosaurs, specifically pterodactyls so Lex could make their wings as an oversized meal on the Dark Web. Lex tries to correct him but Question accuses him of having a global team of barbers to shave zebras to sell them to big glue.
While confused, Lex admits that isn't a bad idea. Followed by the Question claiming he was working for the NBA to illegally breed tall leprechauns. Lex tries to retake control of it by reminding him of Superman, Kryptonite and his presidential inauguration.
"This is giving me a headache. I didn't know I could get headaches," M'gann complained.
"You and I both," Clark admitted.
The Question admits it's worse than he thought, Lex was rebooting Family Matters as a murder mini series called "Did I do that?" starring Zendaya as Urkle. He even spoils that Urkle was the killer because Carl got strangled by suspenders.
Lex asks if he can ask Question a question. Question says "Of course, but plea- please don't ask me questions." Lex asks if Question knew that he hated Superman, that he bought lots of kryptonite, and that kryptonite was fatal to Superman, so he would have everyone on him, and several other things which could only mean...
"You shot John Lennon." Lex throws the Question through a desk and Lex screams about how he is going to kill Superman but instantly realizes that he confessed the plot and that the Question might be streaming the interaction to every major news outlet in the country.
"If only he were that smart," Kaldur sighed.
Wally took a shaky breath. "I'm able to process everything at superspeed, but even I can't follow his logic sometimes."
"It's like trying to read but the sentence will randomly switch to Russian at random," Dick complained.
"What did he do that caused you three to get like this," Barbra asked.
The three once again looked at each other. "It wasn't what he did, it was something else. Something... worse."
The Question denied it. Lex gets confused. The Question goes on a rant about how his name was the Question because he had question powers.
"Keep in mind, he doesn't have any powers," Dick advised.
"In our universe, he may in his," Arthur countered.
"My king, I promise, he is just an idiot. A smart idiot, but an idiot none the less," Kaldur told him.
"I didn't even know that Kaldur could insult someone," Hal admitted.
Cut to Superman congratulating Question on exposing Lex's plot to be president and saving his life. He goes on to say he doesn't know what Question did to have Lex admit himself to a mental hospital, but he would leave the Questions to him.
"I wish we could force the Question to a mental hospital," Wally growled.
"Seriously, I will find out, one way or another," Barry said. "I'll tell James if I have to. And I know he will get it out of you."
"DON'T YOU DARE!"
The Question asks why Superman was doing that. Superman asks what, which causes the Question to ask why Superman would leave the questions to him, when that was obvious since he was the only one with questions powers.
Superman agrees, apologizing for offending him. The Question says Superman doesn't have question powers from being bit by a radioactive question mark, was given great question powers to ask questions, and then had his uncle murdered in front of him, mid sentence, which happened to be a question.
Wally, Dick and Kaldur looked like they wanted to smash their heads into something.
Superman asks what, which causes Question to accuse him of asking more Questions. He even asks if Superman came from Krypton or Questionon. He asks if he wanted Question to call Urkle. Superman gets even more confused but Question asks if he knew what a call back joke was.
Once the video ended, Bruce smirked and turned to the three original sidekicks. "I know what happened in Hub City."
"We know!"
Dick added: "I also know that you won't tell. After all, why ruin a good mystery for everyone else?"
Notes:
Sorry for missing last week. I wanted to include more requests, but this took longer than I expected, so I decided to do one per request. It's also why I only did the DC portion of the Superhero Editorial room. My original plan was to include the Marvel bit as well.
Now for an important announcement. I am no longer taking requests, since the current list is 74 requests long. I doubt I will get to them all, but until I do, I am not taking any more requests until I finish the list.
Chapter 58: Batman 2016 #141 Part 1
Notes:
I don't own this. This belongs to their respective owners. I make no money off of this.
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Once the video ended, Bruce smirked and turned to the three original sidekicks. "I know what happened in Hub City."
"We know!"
Dick added: "I also know that you won't tell. After all, why ruin a good mystery for everyone else?"
"All I'm hearing is that while you three had some traumatic experience in Hub City. Odds are eventually, we'll have a mission there. Or we could ask Roy, I'm sure he knows," Conner said.
"First, Roy is MIA, second, he also agreed to never tell anyone what happened. It will go with us to our graves," Wally replied. "Really it's nothing so we should drop it."
A few others looked like they were going to speak up, but the screen came to life.
"Is... is he building Failsafe," Barbra asked.
"Who is Failsafe," Clark asked.
"I built him. He was meant to take over should I ever die or kill. He was my protocol should I go evil," Bruce admitted. It was better they think he built the robot and not Zur-En-Ah. No one needed to know about him, not yet. Not until the story forced him too. And he knew it would.
Clark gave his friend a disappointed look.
"Did you give it everything," Dick asked.
"Yes. My training, tactics, my gadgets and more. Anything that could stop me, I gave it. It doesn't just think like me. It thinks exactly the same thoughts." He lied easily. No one suspected anything. Not Dick, not Barbra or Clark. No one.
"You never thought it might go rogue," Wally asked sarcastically.
"I built it. I didn't think anyone would be able to hack past me."
"I do that all the time," Barbra pointed out.
"I know without a doubt you will find a way to beat Failsafe, but sometimes you need to call us for help," Diana told Bruce.
"I will figure out a way to stop Failsafe."
"We know you will. But sometimes, you can ask for help. How many injuries, how much damage, how much chaos will be caused before you stop it," Dinah asked.
"If I called for help every time things got rough, I might as well retire."
"There is a difference between rough and a robot built by you for the sole purpose of beating you," Clark snapped. The glare Bruce received almost made Bruce feel bad. Almost.
Bruce grunted in pain as his counterpart was sent through the window.
"Why the hell did Bruce call it Zur? Who the hell is Zur," Dick asked.
"I don't know." Dick was catching on to his lies now. So was Barbra. It wouldn't take too much more before everyone else did. Them Bruce would be forced to explain everything.
"Why did you give it the ability to fly," Conner asked.
"So that it could outmaneuver me. Anything I can do, it can do better. Anything I can't do, it can," Bruce growled.
"She snuck up on me?" Barbra was annoyed that some old woman was able to sneak up on her.
"Well she trained Bruce and Dick," Artemis told her. "She could probably sneak up on Clark or Diana."
"She can," Diana and Clark said at the same time.
"I suggest making a plan and get going," Wally suggested. "And you might want to hurry."
Dick and Barbra glared at him. "Oh gee, why didn't we think of that?"
Wally stood and gave a dramatic bow. "I'm always happy to help."
"You're anticipating his moves. The problem is he is anticipating that," Ollie said. "Try something unorthodox. Something you would never do. Build a bomb that can level a building and actually use it. Stop using shadows and hide in plain sight, or better yet, don't hide at all."
"You're still thinking like yourself," Ollie pointed out.
"Dude, he is going to punch you," Hal told him.
"I would like to see him try."
"The snow will leave footprints that can be tracked," Dinah said.
"Perfect," Ollie exclaimed. "That is the unorthodox shit Failsafe wouldn't expect. Batman to leave behind tracks in the snow? Perfect!"
"That won't work a second time." Arthur shook his head in disappointment. "You of all people know the same trick won't fool you twice."
"The problem is he is still thinking like Batman," Ollie complained. "Try thinking like Clark or Diana or me. What would we do in that situation?"
"How is he not even damaged," Zatanna asked.
"An explosion like that wouldn't even hurt Batman," Kaldur advised. "Batman is lucky he got as much time as he did."
"Too much like you," Barry said. "Scream for Clark or something. None of us will ever get mad at or think less of you because you need help."
"I would."
"And that's your problem," Barry said. "You hold yourself to a standard and hate when you don't reach it every single second. Bruce, it's okay to not be perfect."
Bruce ignored him.
"But he's already survived an explosion," M'gann pointed out.
"He isn't trying to destroy Failsafe but delay him," J'onn advised. "But I am curious how he plans to defeat him."
"I do not understand. Why did you announce where you were hiding," Red Tornado asked.
"He would have found Bruce anyways. Give it up early, that isn't a Batman move. It's stupid and perfect," Ollie praised.
"Holy shit, is that a lightsaber gauntlet," Artemis asked.
"Lightsabers are lame," Wally countered.
"What, I thought you would like Star Wars," Billy asked.
"Wally is a Trekkie, Artemis prefers Star Wars, because even when dating, they still have to argue," Dick explained. "Besides, they're both wrong, Dune is the best."
"We are moving on before an argument breaks out." Dinah's glare got them all to shut up.
"He still is," Clark said. "Even at his worst, Batman is the greatest hero."
"You are the best, Clark," Bruce countered.
"You, Clark and Diana are the three best, stop arguing for the top spot," Barry told them.
"I calculate a 13.6 percent chance of Batman surviving this fight and a 4.2 percent chance of him winning," Red Tornado reported.
"Dude, read the room," Ollie told it.
Bruce let out a grunt of pain with each hit. He could feel lacerations forming, the electric shock from the whip, and he could feel each bone as they broke. But he was still conscious, still alive, which means he could still win. He could still survive.
Clark and Diana caught Bruce as he went limp.
"Thank goodness for supervillainy 101. Next Failsafe is going to take him to a secret villain layer, where Bruce can never escape, Bruce will escape and then stop Failsafe." Despite how confident he displayed, deep down Dick was afraid for his mentor.
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Clark and Diana caught Bruce as he went limp.
"Thank goodness for supervillainy 101. Next Failsafe is going to take him to a secret villain layer, where Bruce can never escape, Bruce will escape and then stop Failsafe." Despite how confident he displayed, deep down Dick was afraid for his mentor.
Bruce's eyes shot open. He shrugged off both Diana and Clark as he sat up. "Joker."
"At least he didn't kill him," Billy suggested.
"Except now Bruce and Joker are locked up together. And Bruce doesn't have his batsuit,"Black Canary told him.
"You know about Zur-En-Arrh, and you're going to tell us." Dick wasn't angry just disappointed that Bruce kept lying to them. A feeling that most of the room seemed to share.
"The Joker will explain." Bruce was refusing to meet anyone's eyes. He was thankful for the batsuit. Its white eyes helped hide where he was looking.
"Do you honestly want the Joker to explain this," Diana asked.
Bruce didn't respond.
"You uploaded your consciousness into that Robot," Clark realized.
Bruce just shook his head. He wished he was anywhere but here. He didn't want any of them finding out about Zur.
Bruce collapsed in his seat. As always, Clark and Diana grabbed him. Clark scanned him with his x-ray vision Bruce was good. But Clark knew him too well. But he let his friend continue faking it.
"This isn't Joker narrating, but it isn't Bruce either," Barbra noticed.
"No. It's Zur-En-Arrh. This whole time we thought Zur was a separate person. But it's only a separate personality," Dinah realized.
"He doesn't just have one alternate personality? But how many does he have," M'gann asked.
"I don't know, but this is something we shouldn't discuss without Brue's knowledge and consent," Dinah said.
"We both know he will never consent to anything," Ollie told her.
"Wait, are these alternate personalities or something else," Barry asked.
"I honestly don't know. This is beyond anything I've dealt with before," Dinah admitted.
"Whatever they are, they're fighting inside Bruce's mind. That cannot be healthy," Dick frowned. He always knew Bruce's mental state was fragile on the best of times. Having a fight like this wasn't going to help.
"There's nothing we can do," Barbra responded.
"That's what I hate the most."
"Would Bruce feel this if he were awake," Wally asked.
"I don't think so," Zatara admitted. "This is a mental fight not physical."
"I think they're multiverse variants of Zur-En-Arr. All of them trapped in Bruce's mind," Artemis realized.
"I think that might be the best explanation," Zatanna admitted.
"Get your hands away from him, you damn robot," Dick growled out.
"Bruce will get out of this, he always does," Diana reassured him.
"I know. But how long until that happens? And how much damage will Failsafe cause?"
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"Get your hands away from him, you damn robot," Dick growled out.
"Bruce will get out of this, he always does," Diana reassured him.
"I know. But how long until that happens? And how much damage will Failsafe cause?"
When the video ended, Bruce knew he had to stop faking being unconscious. He looked around and saw everyone staring at him and he knew there was no way out of this. So he explained everything he could. How he was drugged and created Zur should Batman be unable to continue, so Bruce Wayne wouldn't have to fight the criminal underworld of Gotham.
"Bruce... When this is over, you and I are having a therapy session. You will not get out of it," Dinah told him.
"I don't-" Before Bruce could continue the screen came to life again. Almost as if Nabu was rushing them.
"What the hell is that thing," Clark asked. Thankfully he didn't feel any pain, with this being a flashback, but whatever it was, it was terrifying.
"The monolog called it Doomsday, and explained its origin" Hal pointed out.
"That's not what I meant. What I mean is look at both of us. It says I killed it but I don't think I could survive those wounds," Clark admitted.
"Another new being," Barry said. "And this time, he seems to like you, Clark."
"I want to know why it looks like Doomsday," Ollie added.
"It isn't Doomsday. Time Trapper is a being that even Nabu knows little about," Zatara explained. "But he does know that it isn't a singular entity."
Almost everyone turned to face him. "How did you know that? Is Nabu speaking to you again?"
"No, I knew it too," Wally stated.
"Same," Zatanna added
"As did I," Kaldur admitted.
"So, four previous wearers of the Helm of Fate heard Nabu," Bruce noted.
"It wasn't Nabu," Wally said. "It was Kent Nelson."
"Wally, Nabu said he sent him on," Artemis told him.
"No, it was his voice," Kaldur confirmed.
"Why and how the hell is Kent Nelson telling you guys these things," Dick asked.
"We don't know."
"His old self," Dinah repeated. "And you have to fight him."
"As long as I don't make him some kind of time god, I'm fine with that," Clark said.
"But you're not against killing him," Conner noted.
"I don't have a no kill rule. If this Doomsday is as big of a threat as I think he is, then I will have to kill him. I don't like it, in fact, I hate it, but it will have to be done," Clark answered.
"Are you not concerned by the guy saying you'll lose an eye," Megan asked.
"I've heard crap like that said a lot over my life. Even if it's true, only my variant will, I won't."
Aghhh! Clark felt the hand around his throat. He could still breathe, but it didn't feel like it. Heck, it felt like it was bruising.
"Are you okay," J'onn asked.
"Yeah." His voice was hoarse. "Just move on."
Clark screamed in pain. That slam was one of the most painful things he ever felt. More than any of Lobo's strongest hits, more than when his variant fought a clone. Nothing compared to it. And he could tell the Time Trapper was holding back.
"Are you sure you're okay? Because hearing you scream in pain is scary," Barry told him.
"I'm fine," he grimaced.
"Wait, Lois has powers and is fighting that monster!" Clark didn't know how to feel. On one hand he knew that Lois would fight Doomsday if she had the ability, on the other, nothing would ever stop him from worrying about her. And he had to admit, seeing her with powers was kinda hot.
"You are coming to help her," Red Tornado told him. "Ms. Lane be fine."
"And he has dogs," Arthur noted. "I didn't think he would be willing to work with anyone or anything."
"It doesn't matter, they're threatening my wife and my city," Clark responded.
"Mercy? As in Mercy Graves," Clark asked. "Why am I teaming with her?"
No response.
"Where's Wally?" Artemis was staring at the empty spot where Wally previously sat. How could she have missed him running off.
"Kaldur, Zatanna and Zatara are gone too," Barbra said.
"So all the previous hosts of Nabu disappear right after Kent Nelson tells them about Time Trapper," Dick notes. "I don't have any theories." He grinded his teeth. He hated this. Not knowing where his friends were.
Diana, Clark and Bruce glanced at each other. Yet another way Nabu was messing with them. But at least it made sense before. Now he was kidnapping his previous host specifically.
"Lex too? Why am I teaming with them?" Again, no response. "Whatever. It doesn't matter. As long as he is helping save people."
"You know he has an alternate agenda," Conner told him.
"Of course I do."
"Lois!" Clark's eyes glowed dangerously. If Doomsday did anything to seriously hurt her...
"Calm down, Clark," Diana warned.
"I know." He rubbed his eyes. He was well aware that the death of Lois partly led to a variant of his going evil. He would never follow that path. Ever.
"The Supercorps," Clark asked.
"Probably some defense squadron you lead to defend Metropolis," Arthur told him.
"No offence, Bruce, but you might want to sit this one out," Billy said. Bruce glared at him. "Right, shutting up. Sorry."
"Parasite is a hero too?" How did his variant rehabilitate Mercy, Lex and Parasite? Clark wanted to know, if only to do the same for his version of the villains.
"We'll figure it out," Conner told him.
Clark smiled at Conner.
They all cheered as Parasite took the fight to Doomsday. Then he got grabbed. They all waited for the inevitable. They knew what was going to happen.
They held a moment of silence for Parasite.
"He died a hero," Diana commented.
"He shouldn't have died at all," Billy said.
"No," Bruce agreed. "No one should ever die like this."
"Like I said, I can kill if I have to," Clark said. He looked sad but resigned to what would happen.
"Something's wrong. They said not again and that your Red Levels were rising. This isn't your choice, at least not fully," Bruce stated.
"And the fact that you can't or Doomsday gets stronger," Diana added.
"Please tell me they have a way to stop me if necessary," Clark begged. He really didn't want to see himself go rogue. Especially in Metropolis and with Lois being the only one able to stop him. He didn't know what he'd do if he did something to her.
"I have Kryptonite stashes around Metropolis that I can deploy at a moment's notice."
"Because of course you do," Barbra complained.
"I'm not sure how I feel about using the Black Mercy," Clark admitted. "But at least it means I don't have to kill."
"Make sure Parasite gets an honorable burial. He has earned it," J'onn said.
"He will. I will make sure of it," Clark promised.
"Hey Jimmy," M'gann said excitedly.
"I thought that by now he would know about you being Superman," Dick admitted.
"He may. I know he doesn't know in our universe."
Dick cursed. "So something worse than a guy that hurts Superman? What the hell could be worse than that."
'Darkseid.' But the trio couldn't say anything. Not yet.
"A race of Doomsdays?"
"Well, they said that he was unique so we won't have to worry about an army, but that means something even worse is coming," Red Tornado stated.
The screen lingered a few more seconds before it faded to black.
"Okay, where the hell are the others," Hal asked.
"They are doing something important. I will return them when they are done."

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