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This AGREEMENT is entered into on this day of , 19 97 , between Mr. Ant (Dreemurr) Tenna (herein called “the Company”) and Spamton G. Spamton (herein called “the Partner”) for the tendering of personal services in connection to TV TIME.
1. Terms and Coverage. This Agreement shall remain in effect for a period of forever from the date hereof, and during that period the Partner will, at the Company’s convenience, come to and perform at the Company’s TV studio for the purpose of shooting Spamton and Tenna’s TV Time and spending more quality time (at least 40 hours per week, maybe more!) with the Company, if the Company feels 
.
2. Partner’s Grant and Rights Licensed. The Partner grants to the Company (1) the right to manufacture, advertise, sell, lease, license, use, and dispose throughout all dark worlds the recordings to be shot; (2) all rights in and to the recordings, and the use and control thereof; and (3) the right to use the Partner’s name, iconography, and 
corporeal form if desired (not necessarily related to the recordings).
3. Partner’s Conduct. The Partner may not say, do, or otherwise act in any fashion that has a negative impact on the Company or the Company’s image. Any material found in breach of this stipulation will make the Company very sad and small be penalized with a minimum of 5% and up to a maximum of 100% of all salary and other compensation.
4. Partner’s Transparency. The Partner must, whenever requested, immediately grant the Company access to all information and 
secrets, public or private, held within any correspondence, personal documents, or memories — especially if conducted on the 
.
The Partner must also relay all information they have regarding opinion on the Company as soon as they acquire it. If the Partner is found to have hidden or otherwise tampered with any information, the Company will be forced to take measures such as physically increasing the altitude of the Partner and projecting 
epithets in the Partner’s direction.
5. Partner’s Devotion. The Partner must say “
” to the Company a minimum of once per day. Failure to do so will result in penalties to be decided upon once the gloobiness levels of the day are determined. Possible penalties include, but are not limited to: being 
on, 
up, 
around, 
like an egg, 
on the mouth, and 
into bed.
6. Partner’s Loyalty. The Company and the Partner shall wear matching 
at all times visibly on their respective left ring fingers. In the event that the Company or Partner suffers 
or any other event that prevents them from wearing the 
thus, they shall find other means to display the on their body.
7. Partner’s Offspring. If a 
is spawned by the Partner during any time period covered by the Agreement, custody of the first shall be granted to the Company, custody of the second shall be granted to the Partner, and any thereafter granted in alternating order as above. Of the granted to the Company, the first must be cherished as a child, and any following may be used as nourishment or discarded at the Company’s discretion.
8. Compensation. The Company agrees to pay the Partner as follows:
(1) A 1% share of net sales upon breakeven of all production, marketing, and distribution of the Company.
(2) A monthly salary of 1,000 points (before 50% TV World tax).
(3) Eternal love and adoration in sickness and in health until 
may part the Company and Partner.
The Partner accepts all liability for bodily injury and grievous maiming and agrees to pay for all health care costs with no assistance from the company.
9. Form of Payment. All payments shall be in 
through check or vending machine transfer. The Partner shall handle his own currency conversion into Dark Dollars.
10. Waiver. No terms nor conditions of this Agreement may be waived.
11. Amendment. This Agreement may not be amended.
12. Termination. This Agreement may not be terminated.
13. Confidentiality. This Agreement’s terms and conditions are the Company and the Partner’s little secret, unless somebody asks about it very politely.
IN WITNESS WHEREOF, the parties hereto set their hands thus at the date set forth above. 
MR. ANT TENNA
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Name and Signature
SPAMTON G. SPAMTON
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Name and Signature