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Sep Birthdays Planning Group
(5th Sep)
V: Ok planning time…
Jungoogie: Thanks for including me in the group, I guess 😏
Jin Hyung: You are not special, we kicked Jooni out yesterday. 🤷♂️
Jungoogie: So Namjoonie hyung knows about this group. 😱
Yoongi Hyung: Of course, he does. Do you think we create new groups each time?
Jiminah: He thought so. I am sure he did. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hobi Hyung: We just kick the birthday boy out and include the one who was previously kicked out. 😁😁😅😅🤣
Jin Hyung: Yayyy... we have had this group for the last 3 years, and you didn’t know this?
V: Do you think he pays attention Jin Hyung.
Jin Hyung: You got a good point there Voo.. 👉
Jungoogie: Fineeeeeeee…..stopppp bulling me. 🥺
Jin Hyung: This doesn’t work on me… I am immune to this..
Jungoogie: Yoongi hyungie 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Yoongi Hyung: Sigh!!! Can we get to the point before Jungoogie cries please.
V: Fine.. Who is gifting what?
Jungoogie: I am very bad at this.. I don’t know what to get.
Jin Hyung: Maknae privileges.. 😏😏
Jiminah: Jin hyung!!! 😅😅
Jiminah: Anyway, I am taking Namjoon hyung to a museum.
Yoongi Hyung: Jiminah!! How is that your gift?? Some painter painted something.
Yoongi Hyung: Are you going to take credit for that?
Jiminah: My time is his gift??? Excuse me?
Yoongi Hyung: You think a little too highly of yourself.
Hobi Hyung: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jiminah: I will buy the ticket and lunch and everything? 🥹
Jiminah: Jin hyung? 🥺
Jin Hyung: As long as you buy him lunch, you are good Jiminah.
Jungoogie: Why does Jimin hyung’s this🥺 work on you and not mine? 🥺🥺🥺
Jin Hyung: Because you overused it.
Jin Hyung: Anyway.. I got it covered.
Hobi Hyung: Don’t be diabolical.
Yoongi Hyung: Or get something useless.
Jin Hyung: Excuse me? What do you mean.. Which gift of mine is useless?
Hobi Hyung: Golden toilet brush?
Jin Hyung: It’s still gold???
Jin Hyung: This disrespect in this household… You will see for yourself in a couple of days..
(7th Sep)
Jungoogie: Did you seriously gift Namjoonie hyung your tour merch for his birthday?
V: Jin Hyung!! Seriously a hat?
V: This is gas station tissue box all over again.
Jungoogie: You don’t follow me on Instagram.
Jungoogie: You don’t give good gifts anymore.
Jungoogie: Why why why Jin?
V: Ya Junguga, don’t insert your agenda here.
V: And repeat after me, NOT EVERYTHING’S ABOUT YOU.
Jungoogie: Not everything’s about you. 👉🤣
Jiminah: He is too spoilt Taehyunga.
Jiminah: Jin hyung’s fault honestly..
Jiminah: Anywayyyyyyyyyy…… I don’t think this is his gift. Jin hyung won’t do that.
Hobi Hyung: Jin hyung? You there?
Yoongi Hyung: He is not there. He has gone fishing. I don’t think he has network where he is right now?
Jiminah: Wait, in that case Jin hyung didn’t get that tour merch.
Jiminah: I knew Jin hyung won’t do that. We can always count on him.
Jungoogie: Why are you buttering him up, he won’t even see these messages.
V: Maybe you can try that too Jungkook. He might finally follow you 😏😏😏
(9th Sep)
Jin Hyung: I have no idea what you are talking about. But that’s not the gift I am planning to give.
Jin Hyung: Also, Taehyunga, good one 🤣🤣🤣
(12th Sep)
V: I hope everyone got Namjoonie hyung a gift.
V: By everyone I mean you Jungoogie.
Jin Hyung: 🤣🤣🤣
Yoongi Hyung: I have a strong feeling he forgot to get anything.
Jiminah: Nothing new.. but I had hopes this year.
Hobi Hyung: Leave him alone you bullies. 😅😅🤣🤣🤣
Hobi Hyung: Anyway… I got him a shoe organizer.
Hobi Hyung: We can finally enter his house without tripping all over those shoes.
V: Hobi hyung 😅😅😅
V: Same idea, but for books.
V: I got him a couple of cabinets and home décor.
Yoongi Hyung: I got him wine and cheese.
Yoongi Hyung: Before Jungkook jumps on me, blue cheese.
Yoongi Hyung: He likes it a lot and he doesn’t even know he likes it.
Jiminah: Awww…so cute Yoongi hyung.
Jiminah: Mine you all know.. We went to the museum and had lunch a couple of days back.
Jiminah: Jin hyung? Jungkooka?
Jungoogie: I still don’t know what to get. 😰😰😰
V: Typical
Jiminah: You can’t ask for suggestions?
Jungoogie: Hyungiesssssss… any suggestions?? 🥺🥺🥺🙏🙏🙏🙏
V: Fineeeeeeee… I will get him a sweater. And tell it’s from you.
Jiminah: Taehyunga… we have talked about this.
Jiminah: You can’t pamper him like this.
Jungoogie: Jimin-ssi??? 🥺🥺🥺🥺
V: See that face Jiminaaa.. How can I not help him.
Yoongi Hyung: Anywayyyyyyy… Anyone noticed Jin hyungie didn’t reply yet?
Jiminah: Right?? Jin hyung??
Hobi Hyung: It’s something ridiculous isn’t it, Jin hyung??
Jiminah: I have faith in Jin hyung. Trust me.
Jin Hyung: Thank you Jiminah..that’s why you are my favorite.
Jungoogie: I am your favorite? Right? You said that at the lie detector thing too !!! 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Jiminah: He also said he lied there, a lot 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jin Hyung: Anyway… I am meeting Joona at the gym now. will give him his gift there.
Yoongi Hyung: At the WHERE?
Hobi Hyung: Gym Yoongi hyung.
Jungoogie: Its going to be another hat or t-shirt, wait and watch
V: Look who’s speaking about other’s gift ideas.
Jiminah: Its going to be something nice. You wait and watch freeloader.
Jungoogie: Yoongi hyung 🥺🥺🥺
Yoongi Hyung: You overuse it Kookah.. and they have a point, don’t they
Jiminah: 😈😈
(12th Sep, 1430hours)
Jiminah: Holy shit!!!
Hobi Hyung: Did he justtttttt
V: Did he really…
Yoongi Hyung: Did he finally????????
Jungoogie: What’s going on?
V: You don’t have Namjoon hyung’s IG notification turned on?
Jungoogie: What’s that?
Yoongi Hyung: Oh god he is worse than Jin hyung. Go and see and come back.
Jiminah: In 3 .. 2 .. 1 ………..
Jungoogie: OMG OMG OMG OMG!!! HOW HOW … WHY
Jiminah: What do you mean why.. He is hard launching. I am so proud.
V: Of course you are. 😉
Yoongi Hyung: Your ship finally sailed. hahahaha
Jin Hyung: So…how was the gift?
Jiminah: I am so proud of you hyung. Congratulations 🥹🥹
V: So happy for you hyungie.
Jungoogie: You gave him a FRED RING but didn’t even follow me back on IG???
Jin Hyung: Its Namjoon’s birthday, why you are congratulating me Jimina??
Jin Hyung: And I told you I will follow you if that account stays alive for another 10 months. I don’t trust you to not delete it.
Yoongi Hyung: Didn’t you just propose Joonie?
Jin Hyung: Propose what? Going fishing? He doesn’t even like fish.
Jiminah: Hyung!! But hyung.. ring..
Yoongi Hyung: FRED RING, with DIAMONDS
Jin Hyung: Yeah.. so?
Jiminah: Someone anyone .. please help.. 😭😭😭😭😭
Jin Hyung: Jiminah?? What happened? Did Jungkook bully you?
V: Seokjin hyung??? I am going to cry now..
Jin Hyung: Taehyunga.. why? It hurts my heart to see your tears… what’s going on?
Jungoogie: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉
Jin Hyung: Jungkook it’s not nice..
Hobi Hyung: Soooo guys.. I just spoke to Joonie.. it’s just a ring. It’s just a fucking nice diamond ring
Jin Hyung: Hoba.. why are you cursing over that?? Do you want one too???
Jungoogie: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Best fucking day of my life.
Jiminah: Jin hyung, baby, glucose father…. Sweetest person on earth. Why are you so oblivious..
Jin Hyung: Huh?? Glucose what?? Are you not feeling well?
Jiminah: Never mind..
Few hours ago.. somewhere in Jin’s residency…
“Namjoona..can we not tell the boys we are married? It’s almost 6 years now. We even survived Covid and MS. They deserve to know it baby.”, Seokjin said, while being curled round Namjoon in their bed.
“Jimin will kill us for not inviting him to our wedding. I don’t want to die on my birthday, thank you very much my love.”, Namjoon replied coolly.
“But I want to see you wear my ring on your finger. I want to hold your hand…ok we do that already. Trust me, the more we delay, the worse it’s gonna be.”
“Do you have the ring?”
“What?”, Jin asked confused.
“Do you have the ring that you want to see on my finger.”, Namjoon asked caressing Jin’s hair.
“Yes??”
“Then I will wear it.”
“What do I propose with that ring now? I can’t ask ‘will you marry me’ to my husband now can I?”, Jin shrug but went ahead to get the ring he got all those months ago.
“You can ask, will you be my best friend forever, will you always stay by my side, will you kiss me even after eating fish… and my answer to anything and everything will always be yes, yes, yes, a thousand times yes.”, Namjoon replied earnestly.
“Yay.. my stupid husband. I love you so much. Marry me again?”, Jin asked on his knees.
“Yes, in this life and next.”, Namjoon replied with tears in his eyes.