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010-XXXX-0411
hey
send nudes
010-XXXX-0598
Ok
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WHT
WHA
WHAT THE FUKC
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Who are you
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AND YOU'RE ASKING ME WHO I AM AFTER SENDING NUDES WTF
???
weird nude guy
Is this not Dr. Kim Junseo?
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NO
DUDE
WTF
WHY WOULD YOUR DOCTOR ASK FOR NUDES
YOU’RE DEFINITELY NOT SANGWON WTF
weird nude guy
Ah
My Korean isn’t very good
I’m using Google Translate
Lol
I thought the translator was translating poorly so I just went with the request
Dr. Kim told me he’d text me if he needed anything
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pretty sure common sense is universal right
who the FUCK sends nudes to strangers
you didn’t even clarify who i was
how would you even know if i was your doctor
weird nude guy
Why would you ask someone to send nudes in the first place
010-XXXX-0411
my phone broke so i got a new one and none of my contacts saved
i wanted to send sangwon (my friend) a funny text so he could save my number since i thought his number was the only one i had by memory
and here we are
weird nude guy
That’s tough man
Anyways I’m Xinlong
I’m from China
Who are you
010-XXXX-0411
i think you’re missing the part where i go “sorry wrong number” and you go "oh ok" and we never text each other again
weird nude guy named xinlong
You’re pretty funny
I need help with Korean and I can’t afford my tutor anymore
We’re close now that you’ve seen my dick
Deal?
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th
that’s not how any of this works
i’m an undergrad at snu studying econ i have no time for anything
weird nude guy named xinlong
Oh seriously
I’m a student at SNU too
I’m studying Electrical and Computer Engineering
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oh fuck you’re one of the nerds
AND you’re an international student you must be insanely cracked to have gotten in
how are you stupid enough to send nudes to a random number if you’re smart enough to get into snu for ece
hey aren’t snu’s korean proficiency reqs super strict
why do you even need help with korean
weird nude guy named xinlong who’s also a student at snu
I didn’t study Korean to speak the language I studied to get in and Google Translate my way through lectures
My score was pretty bare minimum and I had a lot of good luck guessing a lot of the multiple choice questions
If you’re studying Economics you must have no trouble communicating
So you should help me
👍
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wow
okay
i mean
i don’t even know how to help you
i’m not a korean tutor
weird nude guy named xinlong who’s also a student at snu
Oh dude no I’m not asking you to lecture me
I just wanna practice chatting so my conversational Korean is better
Studying a language in a classroom setting is for grammatical purposes but really gets you nowhere with speaking to locals
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uhhhhhhhh
yeah sure
i mean why not
weird nude guy named xinlong who’s also a student at snu
Cool
What’s your name
I gotta save you in my contacts
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right
i’m geonwoo
kim geonwoo
weird nude guy named xinlong who’s also a student at snu
Nice name
Send a picture of yourself
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…why?
weird nude guy named xinlong who’s also a student at snu
So I have your picture in my contacts
All of my contacts have profile pictures
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fine
weird nude guy named xinlong who’s also a student at snu
Cute
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???????????
weird nude guy named xinlong who’s also a student at snu
Is that your dog
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oh
yeah its name is chunbae
your turn now
send pics
weird nude guy named xinlong who’s also a student at snu
You want more nudes?
010-XXXX-0411
are you offering
OBVIOUSLY i meant of your face
weird nude guy named xinlong who’s also a student at snu and keeps talking about nudes
What did you like them that much
Wouldn’t be opposed to sending more ;)
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aww you look so nerdy
what about a pic without glasses
weird nude guy named xinlong who’s also a student at snu and keeps talking about nudes
Hope you like this one
weird nude guy named xinlong who’s also a student at snu and keeps talking about nudes
No response haha
daddy material (xinlong)
You okay?
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oh sorry!
didn’t see your texts
gotta go now byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedfbgr
daddy material (xinlong)
Hm