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Why Are We Magical Girls?!

Summary:

Pure vanilla and shadow milk meets dumbass cat in a random universe they found themselves in.

Notes:

FIRST FANFIC!
Special thanks to my beta reader, my gf!
HEAVILY INSPIRED ON SAILOR MOON!!!!
Also ill try to post every week

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It was a decently normal day on Earthbread. Everyone was doing there own thing, well, mostly everyone. Shadow Milk Cookie, was currently floating around Pure Vanilla, who was trying to get paper work for the Vanilla Kingdom.

Shadow Milk had been annoying Pure Vanilla Cookie all morning; doing things such as playing pranks on him, being loud, poking him consistently, etc. Honestly, Pure Vanilla Cookie was fed up with Shadow Milk Cookie already. How could one be this annoying? Pure Vanilla Cookie would think. He's experienced Shadow Milk Cookie's antics for quite a while now, but its never gotten this bad. Shadow Milk Cookie had literally been annoying Pure Vanilla Cookie all morning. Did I forget to mention its the afternoon?

Pure Vanilla was trying his hardest to work with all these distractions, which he had managed to do for quite some time already. It was until Shadow Milk Cookie decided to snatch the important documents that Pure Vanilla Cookie was currently writing on.

Shadow Milk waved the documents in the air like they were a prize. "Ohoho!~ Look what I have Pure Vanilla! You're precious little documents!~" He would emphasize the last sentence.

Obviously, Pure Vanilla would try and get them back. Shadow Milk held the papers high, just out of Pure Vanilla's reach. Curse Shadow Milk and him being taller..

Pure Vanilla would quit trying to reach for the documents, backing up a few inches from Shadow Milk. He decided to take a different approach, instead of asking politely, "Shadow Milk, may I please have those papers back? They are very important and I need to get them finished as soon as I can."

"Hmmmm.. How About... No!" Shadow milk laughed, "You know, you're gonna have to try harder if you want them back!~"

Pure Vanilla easily got annoyed from Shadow Milk declining his request. Honestly, he was pissed off right now. He yelled, using a tone of voice that would be used when you're mother yells at you, "GIVE ME THOSE DAMN PAPER RIGHT NOW SHADOW MILK COOKIE!"

Shadow Milk, never hearing Pure Vanilla use this tone of voice, or frankly anyone use that tone of voice to him, was utterly shocked. He stared wide eyed at the mad Pure Vanilla Cookie infront of him. As Shadow Milk was shocked, Pure Vanilla grabbed the documents from his hand, snatched a pen from his desk, and stormed away, making sure to GENTLY close the door behind him for some reason.

When Pure Vanilla left the room, he went a couple rooms away from the one Shadow Milk was in and went inside. The room he had went was the dining hall, the one he went to only when he had guests over. He went over and sat at the chair farthest away from the door and began working on his paperwork again.

It would be around 45 minutes until Shadow Milk would actually find Pure Vanilla. Shadow Milk bargged into the room and floated his way over to Pure Vanilla, complaining along the way, "Nilly, did you seriously hide from me?!"

"I didn't hide, I simply went into another room."

"Liar! You were totally hiding from me!" He faked pouted to try and make Pure Vanilla feel bad, but Pure Vanilla did not feel any sort of empathy towards Shadow Milk right now.

"What do you want, Shadow Milk?"

"To bother you, duh!" Shadow Milk giggled and started to poke him again. Pure Vanilla was still a bit annoyed from before, he swatted Shadow Milk hand away and ended up hitting his hand.

When Pure Vanilla hit his hand, a loud echoing BOOM was heard, and suddenly they weren't in the dining hall. They were now in an open field, the warm breeze a contrast to the cooler castle they were just in. Pure Vanilla Cookie opens his eyes, and looks at Shadow Milk Cookie.

"Where are we? What just happened?"

Shadow Milk Cookie, who was just as shocked as Pure Vanilla, replies, "How I am supposed to know?! What did you do?!"

"I didn't do anything-"

Before Pure Vanilla would finish his sentence, he felt something brush across his leg. He looked down to see a cat. A short black furred cat with red eyes and an upturned yellow crescent moon on its forehead...

Chapter 2: Shadow milk, a magical girl.

Summary:

Shadow milk becomes a magical girl and wears a skirt too short, while pure vanilla watches because hes not special.

Notes:

I didnt get my beta reader to read this since she was busy so there will probably be mistakes!
HEAVILY INSPIRED BY SAILOR MOON!
also sorry for not posting chapter 2 last week I was super busy that weekend and didnt have time to write.
Hope you enjoy chapter 2!♡

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Pure Vanilla felt the cat brush on his leg, and looked down at it. Shadow Milk would look at the cat too.

"A cat? Why does it have that thing on its forehead?" Pure Vanilla would ask himself.

Shadow milk would respond, even though he knew Pure Vanilla was talking to himself, "I dont know. Its definitely a strange looking cat.."

"It kind of looks like a bald spot." Pure Vanilla would point out.

Suddenly, the cat would talk, yelling, "dont be so rude! Its not a bald spot!"

Pure Vanilla and Shadow Milk would look at each other. Did that cat just speak? The way they saw each other look at one another confirmed it.

The cat would clear is throat, "ahem.. My name is Luna. I've been looking for you, Shadow Milk Cookie."

"Shadow Milk Cookie? What about m-" Pure Vanilla tried to speak before getting rudely interrupted.

"SH SH SH! Shut up! It said me, not you!~" Shadow Milk would brag.

"She. Not it!" Luna rolled her eyes. These two sure are stupid.

Shadow Milk would roll his eyes too, "Whatever. Why have you been looking for me?"

"Because I have a present for you, Shadow Milk Cookie."

"Ooooo!~ wow! See, Pure Vanilla, I get a present and you don't!" He giggled.

"Take your damn present and stop bragging about it." Pure Vanilla said while biting the inside of his cheek. He was getting annoyed with Shadow Milk again..

After that, Luna would give Shadow Milk Cookie a pretty brooch.

"Oh my," Shadow Milk would take the brooch and put it somewhere on his clothing. "How pretty. Though it doesn't really make my clothes. I still like it!" He lied, he found it really ugly. He's just not gonna decline a gift.

"Im glad you think that way. Anyway, you need to listen, so pay attention and dont interu-"

"Hm? What were you saying?" Shadow Milk had been too busy bragging to his brooch to Pure Vanilla.

"I SAID LISTEN." Luna yelled, "as I was saying; There are a string of odd crimes being committed in Tokyo. Crimes that police wont be able to solve. So, Shadow Milk Cookie, you've been chosen as the guardian."

"Me? Why me?" Shadow Milk asked.

"DONT ASK QUESTION BITCH." Luna screamed. "Back to what I was saying; you have a duty. You have to gather your allies and defeat your enemies. Also, you must locate our princess."

Shadow Milk would point at Pure Vanilla Cookie, "found the princess~"

"Shadow Milk, im not a princess." Pure Vanilla shot a glare at Shadow Milk Cookie.

Shadow Milk wouldn't respond, to focused on his brooch that is now shining.

"The brooch is shining?" He would mumbled confusingly.

"Try calling out 'moon' Shadow Milk Cookie!" Luna would encourage.

"Uh, alright. 'Moon?'" He would call out.

As he said that, he would have a cutesy magical girl transformation. Transforming into a sailor outfit. Shadow Milk Cookie look down what he was wearing, and would scream like a girl.

"WHY AM I WEARING A SKIRT?! WHY IS IT SO SHORT TOO?!" Shadow Milk shrieked.

Pure Vanilla's eyes would open for another time today, looking at Shadow Milk's new and possibly improved outfit.

Pure Vanilla laughed, "You look stupid."

"WOW, THANKS NILLY! I DIDN'T KNOW THAT!" He shouted sarcastically. "GET THIS THING OFF ME!"

"No can do! You have to fight crime right now!" Luna said.

Shadow milk would groan, just accepting he has to wear this stupid outfit.

Meanwhile..

"HELP ME!" a girl would scream, "Mama is trying to call me!"

"Im not you 'mama'!" The person trying to kill her would say, "Right now, your mother is in the basement dead from starvation."

"MAMA! NOOOO!" The girl cried.

The girls mother would still be alive.

Shadow Milk Cookie and Luna would arrive, whilst Pure Vanilla would be on the sideline, just watching.

"Get away from that girl!" Shadow Milk yelled, following the script Luna gave him before they came here. "YOU MONSTROUS HAG!"

The 'hag' would turn its head and scream, "Who do you think you are?!"

"Im shadow Milk Cookie! Guardian of- what was it again..?"

"Love and Justice." Luna whispered.

"Guardian of Love and Justice! Shadow Milk yelled. While starting pose in some weird and random way.

Pure Vanilla would laughed at him, before stopping and continuing to watch..

"Shadow Milk Cookie?! What a stupid name!" The person would make fun of Shadow Milk Cookie. Then suddenly raised her arm and said, "Awaken! We must send great ruler energy, my slaves!"

Suddenly more people would appear, with no there faces looked like they were crossed out like a drawing or something.

"Murder him!" The person would demand of the other people as they would grabb a glass bottle and smash it across a wall to shatter it and use as a weapon.

The person would try to attack Shadow Milk Cookie, but he would obviously dodge. Shadow Milk would just dodge all the attacks the person threw at him while taunting them. Luna would land on his head and have to yell at him.

"Fight! Take the enemy down! Grab your tiara and shout, 'Moon Tiara Boomerang!'"

Shadow Milk would listen to Luna, doing what he said. He was getting bored anyway. The boomerang would slice the head of the person off. Before the head would fall to the ground, their whole body, including their head would be turned into sand and vanish.

Pure Vanilla would now approach since the fight was done. "My, my, I didn't know you could fight like that. How fascinating.."

Chapter 3: Black Sapphire, also a magical girl

Summary:

Black sapphire gets added to the gang

Notes:

If you ever think about writing a fanfic, just a heads up but its so time consuming.
Anyway I uploaded in the span of a week, r u proud of me..?
No proof read again im lazy to send ts to my beta reader ;-;
HOPE U ENJOYYYY

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For this chapter, the setting would first take place in a castle, in an windy unknown place. There would be 2 people. One kneeling down and bowing before the other, whilst the other looked down at them.

The one looking down at the other would say, "you havent the 'Legendary Silver Crystal' yet?" The one identified as a girl would say in a intimidating tone.

"I haven't.. I offer my humblest apologies." The one kneeling, who was identified to be a man would say.

"The Great Ruler desires power! We must gather energy and we must locate the 'Legendary Silver Crystal'."

"Understood. And I, the Kingdom's Far-East Commander, Licorice Cookie, take that responsibility, Dark Enchantress Cookie."

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Shadow Milk, Pure Vanilla, and Luna were just walking around of their not-so-tiring battle. They didnt have anywhere to go, Shadow Milk and Pure Vanilla had just randomly been transferred into a different universe, and had no clue why they were there or how they got there. Luna didnt have a home, it was a bit obvious she had been a stray cat for awhile now.

"Why are we just walking around, Shadow Milk Cookie? Why dont we get like.. somewhere to stay?" Pure Vanilla asked, following behind Shadow Milk who was in the front of both Pure Vanilla and Luna.

Shadow Milk looked back at Pure Vanilla, still walking, "A hotel, you mean?"

"Yeah, a hotel."

"What gems do we even have to spend on a hotel?!"

"No need to yell-"

".. Whatever, we have no where to go, or any money. We're fucked." Shadow Milk groaned and kicked a pebble on the sidewalk out of frustration.

Luna was behind them both, babbling on about something that was along the lines of, "More enemies are going to show up.." "I still have to teach you.." "those things arent human.." "you have to find your allies and locate the princess.." something that both Pure Vanilla and Shadow Milk had no interest in right now.

"Do you ever shut up..?! SHUT YOUR MOUTH, CAT!" Shadow Milk screamed.

Luna had her tail tucked in between her legs for a sliver of time after that, but then she went on, "No! I will not shut up! What im telling you is important. I have a hint on who your first ally will be."

"And who might it be-" Shadow Milk was going to say something but bumped into something hard. He fell on his ass and cursed under his breath before getting up by himself and realizing what he bumped into. "What the?- BLACK SAPPHIRE COOKIE?"

(my wife Black Sapphire Cookie is finally here..>:3)

"Huh- who are you..?" Black Sapphire look absolutely ridiculous. Was he wearing a schoolgirl outfit right now?!

Suddenly Luna would jump up into Black Sapphire's arms, which would earn Luna some pets on her back. Which she purred to.

"Hello? Im your master..? Do you dementia or something?!" Shadow Milk would say as if its the some obvious shit on earth to know this.

"Uh.. I don't remember that.. but if you want to be friends or something, I'll be your friend, Master." Black Sapphire wwould emphasize the word master while he had a smirk on his face and he was wiggling his eyebrows. What the fuck..?

Pure Vanilla now buted in, "that would be great. How about we head to the arcade to hang out?" Pure Vanilla wasn't the type to recommend to do something, he usually just went with the flow when it came to hanging out with people. Luna had jumped out of Black Sapphire's hands a couple seconds ago and told Pure Vanilla we all NEEDED to go to the arcade. So, he just listened.

"That sounds fine to me." Black Sapphire said.

With that being said, they all made their way to the arcade, as they entered, Pure Vanilla saw a game that instantly caught his eye. A game called Sailor V.

"Hey Shadow Milk Cookie, do you wanna play that game with me?" Pure Vanilla would point to the machine.

"Hm, sure, why not? Just dont get mad when I get a way better score than you, Nilly!~" Theres the Shadow Milk Pure Vanilla knew, competitive and cocky.

Pure Vanilla and Shadow Milk both made their way to the game. Pure Vanilla went first playing, and didnt all that good of a score since he was just learning the controls. Shadow Milk learned the controls as Pure Vanilla played, and when it was his turn, due to his knowledge beforehand, and just his enormous amount of knowledge in general, he got a good score. More like the highest score of all time. His score being: 111130. Damn, that was impressive. As a reward, the machine pooped (yes best word choice) out a pen.

"Aw, no fair! I want a pen" Balck Sapphire pouted from behind them and kicked the machine. Dumbass. But the machine did give out another pen. "Oh, sweet! I actually got one!"

"Damn, you got lucky. The chance of that happening wa-" Shadow Milk got interrupted. God- What is with the interruptions in this fanfic..?! Damn creator..

"Oh crapp!!! I totally gotta go to night school right now!" Black Sapphire hurried over to the doors, "cya later, Master, and uh, other guy and the cat.." He waved bye before rushing out of the arcade.

"Night school..? Couldn't be me." Shadow Milk Chuckled. Pure Vanilla just smirked and side eyed him.

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The next day, Black Sapphire would be sitting in the Audio room at his school, listening to a disk over and over, but never seeming to get what it says in his head. God damnit, why did studying have to be so annoying.. He had decided to just write down what it had on the disk thinking he would be able to remember it better than way. No matter what he couldn't get the information in his head. He felt worn out right now. He had decided to head to the crystal seminar, and managed to drop the disk he was carry without noticing. Man, was everything going bad for this guy today, and it was probably about to get worse.

Shadow Milk and Pure Vanilla had just been looking around, desperately searching for money for food and water. Well, more so Shadow Milk was, Pure Vanilla was just following around behind him. They stopped when they saw a disk on the ground. Apparently there was also a paper that fell out of Black Sapphire's hand. The paper said, "Newly Developed!! You too can be genius with the Crystal Disk!"

Shadow milk groaned, "what a bunch of junk! I dont need this." He picked up the still put crumpled the paper up and threw it behind him, hitting Pure Vanilla in the face with it.

"Im not a trash can, Shadow Milk, quit throwing garbage at me." Pure Vanilla scolded.

"Oops. Sorry." He wasnt sorry, at all. He had a smile on his face too, wasn't even trying to hide it.

"Hey, I think that disk has some interesting stuff on it. Lets go to the library and listen to it." Luna Suggested.

"Fine. You're not gonna stop yapping until we go anyway."

The 3 of them made their way to the library to listen to the disk. When they got there and started playing it, it stated to following, " give up to.." "we are minions of the great ruler, and.." "we must gather any data concerning the "Legendary Silver Crystal". Then the disk ended.

Luna gasped loudly, completely breaking the silent rule in the library. "THE ENEMY MEANT TO BRAINWASH THE STUDENTS!" Luna basically hissed.

"Not my problem" Shadow Milk was about to walk out of the library until Pure Vanilla grabbed his arm.

"This is you're problem now. We're helping those poor students, Shadow Milk Cookie, weather you like it or not."

Pure Vanilla would soon drag Shadow Milk to wherever Luna directed then to the students. They would soon stand infront of the Crystal seminar building. Before they went inside, Luna spoke, "Shadow Milk, the pen you got from the game center, use it to transform with Moon Power!"

"Ugh. Do I seriously have to transform and wear that embarrassing outfit every single time?!" He threw the pen up in the air, yelling, "MOON POWERRR!"

Now, you would think he'd go into his Sailor outfit, like before, but you're completely wrong. He was in a nurses outfit now.

"Ok. What the fuck is this." Shadow Milk was clearly pissed by these embarrassing outfits. He was wearing a dress for Christ's sake.

"No time to criticize how the story goes! Get the hell in that seminar and defeat the bad girl!"

"That sounded.. suggestive." Pure Vanilla mumbled. Nobody heard them since Shadow Milk and Luna had already rushed into the seminar.

Shadow Milk made his way into the seminar, at least his outfit made him less suspicious. He was able to find the enemy and unconscious Black Sapphire quickly. He would yell now, "moon prism power! Make up!" Now he was back in his sailor outfit. He didnt know which one was more embarrassing, the nurse one, or this one. "The guardian of.. uh- LOVE AND JUSTICE, Shadow Milk Cookie has arrived! Im gonna beat the shit out of you!"

Suddenly the large amount of papers in the room were flying fast everyone, the edges for some odd reason sharp as fuck. Giving Shadow Milk Cookie paper cuts. Shadow Milk wasnt phased, though.

Now, Black Sapphire was being held hostage by the enemy, they were using his body as a shield from the paper cuts and any attacks too. Black Sapphire cookie whined from the pain of so many paper cuts consistently.

Black sapphire kicked the enemy's foot hard, making them let go for a second and managed to slip away. Shadow Milk thought this was a perfect time, from how far away he was from the enemy to try and kick them. He obviously missed and would've hit the ground if Pure Vanilla Cookie wouldnt have ran into the room and returned Shadow Milk back to his normal balance.

"I don't need you're damn help, Pure Vanilla Cookie!" Shadow milk lied and he threw his Moon Tiara Boomerang at the enemy, somehow getting perfect aim this time and hitting the enemy, almost instantly killing them.

Luna finally said something now, "Shadow Milk Cookie! Look at Black Sapphire Cookie!"

Shadow Milk turned to face Black Sapphire, who was now in a sailor outfit just like him. Black Sapphire looked a bit spooked from his sudden change of clothes.

"Just as I thought, he'll be the dumbness and the water element.. we've been looking for you!" Luna cheered.

"Who's we..?" Shadow Milk whispered to himself.

Balck Sapphire gasped loudly. what is with these dramatic gasps? "ME? YOU'RE TALKING TO ME?"

Chapter 4: Candy Apple Cookie, Another Damn Magical Girl..

Summary:

Strange bus takes Shadow Milk, Candy Apple, Black Sapphire, Luna, And Pure Vanilla to that strange castle that keeps getting mentioned.

Notes:

Sorry this took so long to make so much shit happened yesterday and it was lowkey traumatizing.
No beta reading to get this out on time.
Also I was binge watching danganrompa and Madoka magica so yeah-

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We return back to the place in a castle, in an windy unknown place. Where Dark Enchantress Cookie and Licorice Cookie would still be there, Licorice as once before kneeling down to Dark Enchantress Cookie.

Dark Enchantress Cookie was mad, she yelled, "Licorice Cookie!! You have failed me TWICE! There are consequences for your failure."

Licorice Cookie knelt down more a bowed lower, "I offer my apologies, Dark Enchantress Cookie!" He said in a hasty tone.

Somebody standing behind Licorice Cookie would walk up to the two now. Speaking, "Well, your minions are all clay." They said in a condescending tone, "naturally they'd be weak. Dark Enchantress Cookie, please leave this to your North commander, Pomegranate Cookie. I will gather energy to offer up to our great ruler and I'll capture the Legendary Silver Crystal!"

Licorice Cookie stood up now, "Those sailor guardians, cpuld it be they're after the Legendary Silver Crystal as well? What even is the Legendary Silver Crystal, Dark Enchantress Cookie?"

Dark Enchantress Cookie scoffed, but explained anyway, "The Legendary Silver Crystal is a stone that is the source of all energy. The one who wields ot will become the ruler of all the universe- or so I've been told.-"

"So you're not even sure if its true?" Licorice Cookie questioned.

"DO NOT QUESTION ME!" Dark Enchantress Cookie screamed.

Licorice Cookie went silent.

"As I was saying, "Those who would interfere with our goal, we shall defeat them! Licorice Cookie, I will give you one last chance, dont mess up."

Licorice Cookie knelt down and bowed again, "I understand, thank you." He stood up again, "Those guardians will die." He smiled before walking away, Pomegranate Cookie following behind him.
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"Hey, did you hear about the Demon 6:00 PM Bus?"

"I heard! Its the 'Via Sendaizaka' bus right?"

"You mean its real?!"

"Its all the talk! If you board the bus at six, you'll disappear!"

"They say Death drives the bus himself!"

The people in Black Sapphire's class wouldnt stop gossiping about some weird bus thing. He paid no mind to it, he was dozing off from the lack of night school he recently dropped out of after his tutor turned out to be a monster. He was relieved that he didnt have to go to night school anymore. It was mostly just a waste of his time.

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Shadow Milk Cookie was back on that grind at the arcade, playing that damn Sailor V game for probably the 50th time today, trying to beat his high score. He groaned as he didnt beat his highscore, again.

Pure Vanilla, who had been watching him the whole time, said, "Hey, Shadow Milk Cookie, maybe we could take a break? We could go get some food?"

"With what money?"

Pure Vanilla forgot they were absolutely broke. They had no cash from this world, they only had the money from the Vanilla Kingdom. It had been almost 3 days and they hadn't even had anything to eat, nor drink. They were getting tired of sleeping outside on the ground. And they smelt like absolute shit.

Shadow Milk continued playing, and finally managed to break his record. "LETS GOOOO!!!" Shadow Milk threw his hands up and smiled, "finally! I did it! Ya see that Nilly?!"

"Uh.. yeah, I saw it."

This time, the machine spat out a wrist watches, two of them in fact.

Luna, basically appearing out of no where, spoke, "We could use those wrist watches as communication with Black Sapphire!"

"Or we could sell them and actually purchase ourselves some food and water..?" Pure Vanilla suggested.

"Shut up, Pure Vanilla Cookie. Nobody asked you
" Luna said.

"Oh.."

"Actually I like Nilly's idea. Im fucking starving." Shadow Milk argued.

"..Whatever. Sell them, then." Luna rolled her eyes.

Shadow Milk and Pure Vanilla walked out of the arcade. They walked to the bus stop, waited for the bus to came, and somehow got on it without paying. Shadow Milk and Pure Vanilla sat next to each other, they were up close together, since the people sitting on each side of them decided to take up all the space. Shadow Milk and Pure Vanilla's legs were touching. Pure Vanilla didnt seem to notice or mind, but Shaodw Milk was practically counting how many centimeters they were away from each other.

There was a girl who caught Pure Vanilla's eyes, she was sitting next to Shadow Milk, she had huge candy apple lollipops in her hair. They looked heavy. Pure Vanilla suddenly noticed that the girl with huge lollipops in her hair, was Candy Apple Cookie. This was so strange.. why did they keep seeing people they recognize here?

Shadow Milk wasnt paying too much attention now and was petting Luna, which was on his lap laying down. The bus ride was only around 15 minutes long, the bus stopped in front of a shrine. Shadow Milk picked up Luna and walked to the exit, Pure Vanilla following behind. Candy Apple Cookie also got out.

As soon as Candy Apple Cookie got off the bus, she was surrounded by people, Shadow Milk and Pure Vanilla listened in, the people seemed to be talking about some "Demon 6:00 Bus" thing and people going missing, asking if Candy Apple could help them. The whole time Candy Apple stayed calm and spoke to them quietly.

Luna, who was still in Shadow Milk's arms thought, "A calm quiet, and strange girl... Maybe she could be the princess...?"

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"You've gone soft, Licorice Cookie."

"This is the best way to lure them in, Pomegranate Cookie!" Licorice Cookie told Pomegranate Cookie, "We suck no power from the hostages, they are living sacrifices to the great ruler. They will also bring those Sailor Guardians in."

On the ground next to the two, were 5 girls, unconscious. They had gotten kidnapped.

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After a while, Luna finally spoke after Shadow Milk and Pure Vanilla were finally done listening in on the group surrounding Candy Apple, "I smell the enemy, we really should keep those wrist watches for communication."

"Ugh, fine, whatever." Shadow Milk grumbled.

"I also want to investigate that bus everyone is talking about."

"That does seem like a good idea." Pure Vanilla agreed.

"Lets go to the bus then, its almost 6." Luna suggested.

Now, they made their way to the bus, when they got there, it was a couple minutes past 6. They got onto the bus, They sat in the back seat. There wasnt anyone else on the bus, besides a Candy Apple Cookie- how did she even get in here?!

Candy Apple looked at Shadow Milk, her facial features giving off concerned. "You," she spoke to Shadow Milk, "I have a bad feeling about you. Like you're in danger.."

"Huh?" Shadow Milk mumbled confusingly.

Before they could get another word in, the bus started moving, and was about to crash into a wall, before a hole popped open in the wall and they disappeared into it.

Luckily, Black Sapphire Cookie saw what happened, he transformed, using his pen he got from the arcade game. He then ran into the hole, following the bus.

Suddenly the bus would be gone, and everyone just fell to the floor. Candy Apple somehow managed to be unconscious now. Shadow Milk looked around at his surroundings, he was in a castle, in an windy unknown place.

"Is this the place where those kids are?" Shadow Milk asked himself.

"I believe so," Black Sapphire responded, scaring Shadow Milk since he didnt know he was there.

"You scared the shit outta me.."

"Sorry."

Shadow Milk didnt respond, and he started to transform, also using the pen.

While Shadow Milk transformed, Licorice Cookie, who came out of absolutely no where came up and snatched Candy Apple. Licorice Cookie held Candy Apple Cookie hostage now.

"Let go of Candy Apple Cookie! In the name of Love and Justice, Shadow Milk Cookie and me will punish you!" Black Sapphire shouted, "Mecury Aqua mist!" Fog became to surround the place, amking it hard to see.

Shadow Milk went to go save Candy Apple while Licorice couldn't see well. The fog suddenly lifted, though.

"Don't be naive!" Licorice joked.

Shadow Milk tried to now use his Tiara to attack Licorice. "Moon Tiara Boomerang!" He yelled before throwing it at Licorice Cookie, Licorice smacked it, making it go the opposite direction. Since it was a boomerang, it came back and smacked Licorice, making him fall over.

Luna now joined in and said, "Shadow Milk Cookie, try using the pen again."

"Uh, alright." He threw the pen up in the air. Now Candy Apple was conscious, and she had a sailor outfit on too. She was a magical girl too!

Candy Apple quickly got up, knowing she was in danger. "Phobos! Deimos!" Two crows, which were named Phobos and Deimos flew to her. How did they even get here in the first place..

"Evil spirit, be exorcized!" Candy Apple shouted. The crows flew over to Licorice Cookie. Suddenly, Licorice Cookie had disappeared, probably dead.

Now, the 3 magical girls, Luna, Pure Vanilla, and the 5 kidnapped girls were back in the streets. The kidnapped girls were now conscious, Shadow Milk talked to them and made an excuse and told them to go home. One of the girls for some reason even gave Shadow Milk cookie some cash for saving them!

Once they were gone, Shadow Milk said, "sweet! We got some cash to actually buy stuff!"

While Shadow Milk were talking to the girls, Luna had explained to Candy Apple Cookie that she was a magical girl. Candy Apple thought, "the reason I've got powers unlike normal people, is because im a magical girl? A guardian..?"

Chapter 5: The Masquerade Ball

Summary:

Look for the gummy bear album on November 13th
(Sorry had to add that)
Shadow Milk goes to ball and princess says die and almost gets splattered on the ground but gets kiss for saving the day.

Notes:

SO SORRY for this coming out late! Had no motivation💔
One more chapter to write until its officially onto Sailor Moon Volume 2!!!
YES, UR SOMEWHAT GETTING FED PURESHADOW!

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Shadow Milk Cookie and Pure Vanilla Cookie were at a diner, finally getting much needed food. They had just ordered themselves both a burger and was drinking some water.
Shadow milk gulp down all of his water in seconds, "ughh.. that felt so good-"

"Im gonna saver mine.." Pure Vanilla told Shadow Milk.

Pure Vanilla had started talking about how he managed to get a job at a restaurant, but Shaodw Milk wasnt laying attention too much. He was looking down at the newspaper that was being used as a placemat right now. The newspaper said, "The Final Mystery of the Centry Will Be Unveiled Tonight!" As he read further, he saw that a proncess was coming to the town they were in tonight to hold a formal dinner party. He thought he might attend if hes able to get in.

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While Pure Vanilla Cookie and Shadow Milk Cookie were at a diner, Candy Apple Cookie and Black Sapphire Cookie were hanging out in Black Sapphire's room with Luna also there talking to them about some important magical girl stuff. (So sorry but im lowkey too lazy to write this and this chapter is more Pure Vanilla and Shadow Milk focused).

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( this part in unserious just like how this fanfic is supposed to be). "Licorice cookie.. my big booty bitch..! Hes dead.. what must I do to revive you and touch your butt again..?!" Pomegranate cried.

"Use the power of the 'Legendary Silver Crystal' to return Licorice Cookie to his former self. Wait- did you call Licorice Cookie your 'big booty bitch'..?! How scandalous!" Dark Enchantress Cookie Scolded.

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Shadow Milk Cookie was just outside of the formal dinner party he had saw in the newspaper early today. He threw up his pen and changed into a pretty gown, and he also had his makeup done now. God, Shadow Milk Cookie in drag, can you imagine that?

Shadow Milk snuck inside of the formal dinner party and realized it was a masquerade ball too. He instantly used her pen when nobody was looking to give himself a mask too.

He just wandered around the ball room, not too sure what to do. This place reminded him of home, his home before he came to this world, his home before he lived with Pure Vanilla. He was starting to realize just how long hes even been to a party..

Just as he was starting to feel homesick, somebody tapped him on his shoulder. He turned around and saw Pure Vanilla Cookie. He was in a tuxedo and a mask. If Shadow Milk had to give him a nickname for how he looked right now it would be Tuxedo Mask.

Shadow Milk was shocked, before he could get a word out, Pure Vanilla asked, "would you honor me a dance, Shadow Milk Cookie?"

"Nilly? What are you doing here?"

"I got invited to come here with some co-workers
I saw you here, and I figured i might as well talk to you rather than people I dont know all too well." He spoke as they started to dance together..

Shadow Milk's heart started to race slightly as they danced. He had never dance with Pure Vanilla before, or really anyone. It was a change, but a nice change.

They were so focused on each other thst they hadn't even noticed the princess acting weird. The princess stole the treasure in the room.

Shadow Milk soon noticed and ran after the queen, leaving poor Pure Vanilla behind. (suck it up).

Shadow Milk ran onto the balcony with the princess and leaped towards her. The princess threw him off of her and Shadow Milk had ended up falling off the edge of the baloncy with a gasp.

Pure Vanilla quickly realized what was about to happened and spirited over to the balcony's edge and grabbed onto Shadow Milk's hand.

"Pure Vanilla..! Pull me up!" Shadow milk demanded.

"YOU'RE TOO HEAVY!" Pure Vanilla struggled.

"DONT FAT SHAME ME!"

Shadow Milk groaned but took out his pen from her pocket and transformed it to a umbrella, traveling his way safely down on the ground.

Once he was touching the ground, he transformed into his magical girl outfit and ran back into the building. When he found a dark hole appearing in the room, he went to grab her tiara to use it to fight, but found it wasnt there. He used his magic to make a new one, though.

Luna had bursted through the door of the ball room, sensing something had happened, she yelled to Shadow Milk Cookie, "use your tiara to reflect the moonlight, Shadow Milk Cookie!"

"On it!" Shadow Milk responded with. He shined the tiara and reflect the moonlight onto the dark hole.

The dark hole now disappeared him. The princess and all the guests now were back to normal and everything was well. Shadow Milk changed back into his gown and got himself something to eat and drink since it was free and he was hungry again. Something seemed to be in the drink and his vision blurred.. he quickly passed out, Pure Vanilla Cookie catching him.

Pure Vanilla picked up Shaodw Milk and left the dinner. He walked outside for a bit before spotting a place where they could sleep for the night, since they didnt have the money for a hotel room yet. He walked over to the open field and laid Shadow Milk gently down onto the ground. He took off his blazer and set it ontop of Shadow Milk for extra warmth for him. Pure Vanilla shivered a bit, it was windy and cold.

Pure Vanilla looked down at Shadow Milk for a second before kissing him on the forehead and muttering, "goodnight, Shadow Milk.."

He then laid down a couple inches away from Shadow Milk Cookie and drifted off to sleep.

That feeling off homesick Shadow Milk got was gone now, because his home was wherever Pure Vanilla was.