Chapter 1: Introduction
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Vaggie sets up the camera. "Is it recording? Oh, there it is!"
She clears her throat. "Hello, everyone! I decided to set up an ask/dare blog so you can ask me any questions you want."
"You can also send questions or dares to my brothers." She turns the camera towards her big brothers. "Angel Dust and Alastor."
Angel blew a kiss to the camera. "Heya~" Alastor simply turned to the camera and it glitches out. "Really, Al?!"
Alastor just can be heard chuckling.
Chapter 2: ASK #1
Summary:
Guest: "Angel, when did you realize to cared about Vaggie, when you used to treat her so horribly?"
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Angel frowns. "Well, it was a bit after the whole studio incident with Val. Husk and ChaCha have been telling me it was getting annoying arguing with Vaggs and Al so we decided to find some ground. It was then that she started to remind me a lot like...Molly..."
Chapter 3: ASK #2
Summary:
Abigaildust: "Angel! Have you heard of the duo Night Club? I think of you whenever I listen to them!"
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"I haven't heard of them before, but now i want to!" Angel said, interested.
Chapter 4: DARE #1
Summary:
WholesomeHazbin: "Angel, Al, i dare you two to prank Vaggie by tickling her...before telling her how much you love her."
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"Hey Vaggie! Me and Alastor need your help with something!" Angel called out from the break room.
Vaggie shrugged and walks in. "What do you need help WITH?!"
Alastor tackled Vaggie and starts tickling her sides. "Mwhahaha! You fell right into our trap!" Alastor laughs evily.
Angel kneeled down and removed her shoes before tickling her feet. "Yeah, ya think you would've figured it out by now!"
"I WILL GET PAYBACK FOR THIHIHIHIS!!!!" Vaggie laughed.
Once the boys felt like she's had enough, they stopped. "We love you, sister." Angel pets her hair.
"Yes, i don't think we can imagine an afterlife without you." Alastor nodded.
Vaggie smiled. "Aw, you guys!"
Chapter 5: DARE #2
Summary:
FroggosNShrooms: "I dare Vaggie and Angel to give Alastor a makeover and ask if he feels bonita!"
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Vaggie and Angel finished putting makeup on Alastor. He is now wearing red lipstick, red eyeshadow, mascara and red blush on his cheeks. "So, do you feel bonita?"
Alastor grumbled. Arms folded, ears flat as he adorned a pink bonnet on his head, antlers poking out. "...I feel bonita." He says in a voice that really says 'i hate you both for this.'
Angel smiled. "Aw smiles, don't be so grumpy! You secretly like this~" He teased.
"Look at his eyes softening." Vaggie chuckled pinching Alastor's cheek.
Alastor blushes and turns away. "I swear, you both are impossible sometimes!"
Chapter 6: ASK #3
Summary:
MasterKo: "Alastor, when did you get your first radio?"
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Alastor was sitting in an armchair, listening to a radio. "I first got this radio when i made my grand debut into hell. Ahhh, those were the good old days..."
Chapter 7: ASK #4
Summary:
Maskedgirl18: "Hey guys! Hope your doing well! Tell me, do you guys ever prank Vox for fun?"
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The three started snickering. "We prank him all the time!" Alastor said.
"In fact, let's do it right now~" Angel grinned. The three ran over to the hotel phone. Vaggie dialed in Vox's number.
"Vees Tower, this is Vox speaking."
"I'm looking for an Amanda Huggnkiss." Vaggie said, speaking in a nasaly tone to hide her voice.
"Hold on, let me check. Amanda Huggnkiss! Amanda Huggnkiss! Oh, why can't I find Amanda Huggnkiss?" Vox yelled from the other end.
The three Misfits immediately started laughing.
Chapter 8: DARE #3
Summary:
Guest: "Here's a dare, have Angel and Vaggie cuddling. I bet his chest is like a soft pillow."
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Vaggie and Angel were cuddling in Angel's bed. Vaggie has her face deep in Angel's fluff. "It's so fluffy!!!"
Angel smiled and strokes her hair. "Told you no one can resist the floof."
Chapter 9: ASK #5
Summary:
RadioApple_RadioStatic2000: "Hey this is for all of you but whose the older sibling, the middle and the baby sibling?
Also you guys are adorable 🥰"
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"I'm the older, Angel is the middle child, and Vagatha is our baby sister!" Alastor answered as he pinches Vaggie's cheek, much to her annoyance.
"I will bite your finger if you don't stop doing that..." Vaggie grumbled.
Chapter 10: DARE #4
Summary:
5Nights@Freddy's: "Dare, i dare Vaggie and Angel to prank Alastor by jumping him and trapping him in a hug while refusing to let go unless he makes them some ice cream."
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Vaggie and Angel peak around the corner and saw an unsuspecting Alastor. "United States, Canada, Mexico, Panama, Haiti, Jamaica, Peru..." He mumbled.
"SIBLING ATTACK!!" Vaggie and Angel jumped onto Alastor and traps him in a hug.
"What in the Devil's blazes-What are you two doing?!" Alastor made a radio screech sound.
"Hugging you." Vaggie said like it was obvious. Alastor grunts as he tries to wiggle out. "Can you both let go??"
"Nope! Not unless you made us some ice cream." Angel bargains.
Alastor felt his eye twitch. Is he fucking serious...?! "Fffffine!" He grits his teeth.
Notes:
He made them strawberry ice cream
Chapter 11: ASK #6
Summary:
WholesomeHazbin: "*Opens portal and The Fallen flies threw*
Say, guys! Say hi to the Fallen!"
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The three stare at the newcomer that came through the portal. Then they saw she's wearing an exorcist uniform and immediately get there weapons out. "It's an exorcist! Kill it!" Angel yelled.
"Wait! I'm not an enemy!" The Fallen took off her mask revealing she's...Charlie?!
Vaggie's eye widened, lowering her spear. "Charlie...?!"
Angel's jaw dropped. "What the fuck?! Yer an angel all along?!"
Charlie shook her head. "No, I'm from another dimension where I'm a vigilante called 'The Fallen'."
"Well, isn't this a plot twist!" Alastor said, the only one of the three that's not shocked.
Chapter 12: DARE #5
Summary:
WholesomeHazbin: "Vaggie, i dare you to splash Angel and Alastor with a bucket of ice cold water!
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Vaggie chuckles evily as she sets up the old water bucket prank. She quickly hid as she hears her brothers coming. "Angel, for the last time, i do not have a tail!"
"Come on, Alastor! Ya can't fool me! Ah know yer hiding a tail underneath dat coat!" Angel insists.
They both unknowingly stand right underneath the bucket. "Even if i have a tail-which i don't-i wouldn't show you-WHAT IN THE BLAZES?!"
Vaggie pulls the rope and splashes them with water. "FUCK! That's cold!!!" Angel shivers. Vaggie laughs as she runs off.
"VAGATHA!!!!!!"
Chapter 13: ASK #7
Summary:
WholesomeHazbin: "Hey, boys! *tells them where Vaggs is hiding*
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Vaggie chuckled as she hid in the closet. 'Hehehe, stupid brothers. I'm smarter!'
Suddenly, the door opened and Angel and Alastor were standing right in front of her. They were both dripping wet and looked angry.
Vaggie smiled nervously. "H-hey boys! It-it was just a prank!"
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Vaggie was now tied up on spider web Angel made. "Seriously?!"
"You are going to stay there in timeout for 5 minutes!" Alastor firmly told her.
Chapter 14: DARE #6
Summary:
HT: "Vaggie, i dare you to dress up as Vox."
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Vaggie looks at herself in the mirror, dressed as Vox. "Huh, not bad." She admires herself.
Alastor walks past only to immediately backtrack when he saw Vaggie dressed as his rival. "...Welp, that's gonna haunt my dreams forever."
Chapter 15: ASK #8
Summary:
5Nights@Freddy's: "Hey, Angel. Have you ever introduced your...boss to your siblings? And if Valentino was to, i don't know, try something on Vaggs, what would you do?"
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Angel crossed his arms. "Alastor and Valentino already know each other since they're both overlords and Val is fucking Alastor's rival. But Vaggi...me and Alastor both promise to never let any of the Vees know about her."
He snarled. "And if Val ever layed a single hand on my baby sis...then all hell would break loose..." His eyes glowed pink.

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