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pawsitively purrfect: hey guys
hoot can be our owlways : yeah bro
Sawamura Daichi: Yes, Kuroo?
pawsitively purrfect: would you guys want to add in our other third years? I know its just caps rn but i was thinking we could add the rest for shits and giggles i guess
Sawamura Daichi: That actually sounds kind of fun.
hoot can be our owlways: u guys should do that. the only person i would add is akaashi but he isn't a third year :((
pawsitively purrfect: oikawa?
Mr. Mulder Tooru: absolutely fucking not.
hoot can be our owlways: aw bro why not??
Mr. Mulder Tooru: you do know my teammates right? iwa-chan would just be a downer all the time and mattsun and makki would literally ruin everything with memes
pawsitively purrfect: im not seeing the problem here
Mr. Mulder Tooru: ugh fine. let's just get this over with.
pawsitively purrfect: sweet
-pawsitively purrfect has added a gay pinto bean to the chat-
-Sawamura Daichi has added Azumane Asahi, Crow Mom, and kiyoko<3 to the chat-
-Mr. Mulder Tooru has added Iwaizumi Hajime, here comes dat boi, and o shit whaddup to the chat-
-hoot can be our owlways named the chat third years unite-
o shit whaddup: what's up fuckers
pawsitively purrfect: bro ur name...it's perfect.
here comes dat boi: it was my idea
o shit whaddup: no it wasn't stfu
here comes dat boi: i beg to differ
o shit whaddup: i'm gonna kick ur ass
here comes dat boi: no u won't I'm sorry babe
here comes dat boi: babe
here comes dat boi: hey 'hiro
o shit whaddup: what issei
here comes dat boi: u meme a lot to me
o shit whaddup: babe
Iwaizumi Hajime: Shut the fuck up.
hoot can be our owlways: damn oikawa wasnt lying
Iwaizumi Hajime: Excuse me, what did Oikawa say about me?
Mr. Mulder Tooru: NOTHING HAJIME I SWEAR!
pawsitively purrfect: oh shit he used his first name, he must be really sorry about calling him a downer
Iwaizumi Hajime: Oikawa.
Mr. Mulder Tooru: i hate you all.
a gay pinto bean: Wow hi what the fuck is this
Mr. Mulder Tooru: hell on earth.
Azumane Asahi: Um...hi everyone?
kiyoko<3: hi
hoot can be our owlways: OOOO ITS THE PRETTY KARASUNO MANAGER!!!!!
Crow Mom: If you harass Kiyoko I'll walk all the way to Fukurodani and kick your ass Bokuto.
hoot can be our owlways: CROW MOM HOW IS MY SON
Crow Mom: Your son?
Sawamura Daichi: I assume he means Hinata.
Crow Mom: Oh!! Hinata's good! He says hi btw.
hoot can be our owlways: TELL HIM I MISS HIM AND ILL SMUGGLE HIM HERE NEXT TIME I SEE HIM
Crow Mom: You're not stealing him, but he says he misses you too.
hoot can be our owlways: !!!!!!!!!!!
a gay pinto bean: I'm still confused as to what this is
pawsitively purrfect: well my small friend, it is a group chat
a gay pinto bean: U wanna fucking go
Azumane Asahi: Um...who exactly is in this chat?
Sawamura Daichi: Well there's me, Suga, and Kiyoko obviously.
hoot can be our owlways: im bokuto koutarou from fukurodani!!
pawsitively purrfect: i'm kuroo and our little homosexual pea over here is yaku
a gay pinto bean: I'm a gay pinto bean not a homosexual pea I'll fuck you up
here comes dat boi: im jesse
o shit whaddup: james
here comes dat boi: team rocket blast off at the speed of light
Mr. Mulder Tooru: meowth that's right!!
Iwaizumi Hajime: That would be Matsukawa, Hanamaki, and Oikawa respectively.
Azumane Asahi: Ah, ok. Nice to talk to you guys.
pawsitively purrfect: likewise, big guy
kiyoko<3: why are we all in this chat anyway?
pawsitively purrfect: why not
kiyoko<3: fair point
hoot can be our owlways: the real reason we're here
hoot can be our owlways: is to fuck shit up and see who can be the biggest memelord
hoot can be our owlways: ive been looking forward to your arrivals, matsukawa issei and hanamaki takahiro
Iwaizumi Hajime: Oh no.