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Class 1-A

Uravity: Sooooo Deku-kun........

Uravity: Who you texting over there??? >.>

Izuku: Huh? Me? No one! :)

Uravity: So you're saying you haven't been staring at your phone for the past 10 minutes with a stupid smile on your face? Hmmmmm?

Izuku: ..... I have no idea what you're talking about.

Jirou: whats going on

Kiribro: whats happening im so confused?

Denkboi: Mido? omg hes totally blushing! Who are you texting?!

Uravity: Oh god, Izuku, I thought this was our private chat! I'm so sorry!

Izuku: :)

Uravity: .... Izu???

Izuku: :)))

Jirou: oh no hes broken

Bakugou: fuckin shut up all of you

Izuku: I would like to die now

Bakugou: i can arrange that damn nerd

Injenium: As class president I must ask that you all refrain from group texts (or private texts) until class has been dismissed. Also, Midoriya, I am very disappointed in you.

Izuku: I'm sorry, Iida! Please don't be mad :(

Bakugou: hey glasses why dont you shut the fuck up and stick that fucking pencil up your fucking dick hole

Jirou: WOW

Jirou: comin in hot blasty

Jirou: werent you just telling us to shut up so you could focus on Aizawa

Jirou: but I have to say Iida that was pretty harsh for poor little mido :( hes a good boy promise

Bakugou: first of all fuck you i told you to shut up because this class is fucking annoying

Bakugou: second of all im with Ears

Jirou: omg bakubro were havn a moment :')

~Jirou changed their name to Ears~

Ears: ily blasty <3

~Bakugou changed their name to Blasty~

Blasty: fuck you

Kiribro: OH MAN THAT BROMANCE

Kiribro: SO BEAUTIFUL :')

Denkboi: is jirou an official bakusquad now?!

Blasty: shes too cool for you fucking losers

Kiribro: WHAT?!?!?!?!

Denkboi: HOW COULD YOU

Pinkie: THE BETRAYAL also what the fuck are yall spamming group chat for

Tsu: Apparently Midoriya was smile-texting and we were trying to find out with who, but the bakusquad bromance took over as it usually does

Pinkie: my boys personalities too strong for this world

Pinkie: also @Izuku thoughts?!?!?!

Izuku: I hope blasty and ears are happy together

Ears: FJDKSAL;JDKFJJFCVDISJ WHAT MIDO

Todoroki: I have to agree with Jirou's sentiments.

Momo: keysmashing is a sentiment now?

Todoroki: That is what I have been led to believe

Todoroki: This is a form of communication that Izuku uses often

Izuku: SHOTO DJSAKFL;HUWE4JFNCJRMSDK

Denkboi: wait can we go back to figuring out who mido was texting?!

Izuku: No why are you all so interested

Denkboi: because you have a giant smile on your face and your bright red?! are you texting a secret lover?!?!?!

Izuku: NO WHAT ADJSLKFFJEIOAJCMDNKSA,CDJKHHVLBDFKJLGADFEAF

Izuku: IM JUST TEXTING A FRIEND OK WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME

Uravity: I would like to write a formal apology for this

Uravity: I am the worst friend in the world.

Tsu: Wait, Ochako, who did you think Midoriya was texting?!

Uravity: I am not making this situation any more messy

Izuku: Apology accepted you can have your best friend card back

Todoroki: I was not aware we were receiving cards

Izuku: SHOTO

Ingenium: I feel as though I must also apologize. Though I wish you wouldn’t text during class, I perhaps came off too strongly. I only care about your performance as class president and as your friend.

Izuku: I know Iida, it’s ok :)

Pinkie: Wait no back to mido’s secret relationship

Tsu: This always happens, either bakusquad takes over with their bromance, or dekusquad takes over with their feelings

Blasty: fucking gross

Ears: you love us blasty

Blasty: only you

Kiribro: JASFDKDLSA;FJDKSLC;J?????????????????

Denkboi: WHY DOES HE NEVER TALK TO US LIKE THIS

Pinkie: Is this the start? Of something new????

Ears: IT FEELS SO RIGHT

Ears: TO BE HERE WITH BLASTY OOOOOO~~~~

Blasty: i take it back you are no longer cool

Ears: easy come easy go *shrug*

Ears: its ok blasty we’ll always have this moment we shared

Hagakure: Aw are you guys flirting?!

Hagakure: Its so awkward and I want to die! :D

Ears: hah blasty wishes

Ears: i prefer my men with IQ in the single digits

Blasty: fucking gross

Ears: you wound me

Blasty: you know im fucking gay ears dont start with me

Kiribro: oh, i didnt know you were out bro! thats so manly!!!!

Hagakure: YOURE WHAT

Pinkie: HUH WHAT WAIT WHAT

Sero: SINCE WHEN MAN, WHY DIDNT YOU TELL US

Denkboi: wait im stuck on the part where kyoka likes men with low iq

Denkboi: BAKUBRO UR GAY?!

Ears: Oh yeah baby keep talking

Denkboi: eakskkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Kiribro: you short circuited my bro, bro!

Tokoyami: Was the class not aware of Bakugou’s preferences? This should not be such a shock.

Ears: I know like pay attention to blasty for 5 minutes

Uravity: huh

Uravity: @Izuku

Hagakure: ????

Ears: >.>

Tsu: you guys are getting off topic again

Uravity: you say that…..

Izuku: OCHAKO PLEASE

Izuku: REFRAIN YOURSELF YOU THOT

Twinkle: le gasp mon ami

Uravity: nah I deserve that

Pinkie: baku is gay and i never knew

Pinkie: ive never been more upset in my life

Blasty: its not a secret

Blasty: not my fault you extras keep your fucking heads in the sand

Pinkie: BRO IM ON YOUR SQUAD

Blasty: i didnt pick you

Hagakure: SHOTS FIRED

Tokoyami: Dark Shadow stirs from the amount of shade in this message room currently.

Ears: that was the funniest fucking thing youve ever fucking said

Tokoyami: Thank you

Tokoyami: I would also like it to be known that I could have an IQ in the single digits.

Hagakure: oh my fucking god

Ears: dude

Tokoyami: I apologize for my forwardness I will retreat to the shadows once more

Ears: never apologize for shooting your shot

Ears: unfortunately i have a thing for lightbulbs ig

Blasty: he doesnt deserve you

Ears: thanks babe <3

Kiribro: brooooooo

Denkboi: lightbulbs?!!?!?!?! What does that mean?!!?!?!?!?

Ears: fuck thats so hot

Denkboi: HUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Kiribro: i had no idea you were so manly jirou!

Ears: the fucking manliest

Blasty: pikachu get your fucking head in the game

Denkboi: bro????

Kiribro: bakubro… :’)

Tsu: why does this keep happening kero

Bakusquad POWER!

~Kiribro adds Ears to the chat~

Kiribro: there its official, welcome bro!

Ears: do i have to used the word bro now

Pinkie: unfortunately

Pinkie: bro

Ears: bro

Kiribro: bro

Sero: broooooooooo

Sero: denki where you at shes hereeeeeeee~~~

Ears: wait why is bakugou not in the bakusquad chat?

Sero: his pining was becoming a nuisance

Pinkie: we had no choice

Ears: omg thats hilarious

Ears: i knew he had it bad but

Kiribro: you have no idea bro

Ears: bro

Ears: he spends all of band practice talking about how much he hates the ‘damn nerd’ what does he say in here

Sero: HOW DOES HE NOT FUCKING NOTICE ME

Pinkie: ALL I DO IS FOLLOW HIM AROUND ALL FUCKING DAY AND HE DOESNT EVEN PAY ATTENTION

Kiribro: IS HE FUCKING BROKEN? DOES HE NEED CPR?!

Kiribro: WAIT NO FUCK NOT WHAT I MEANT

Ears: and you guys DIDNT KNOW HE WAS GAY?!!?!?!?!?!?!

Sero: nah we knew we just wanted to make a big deal out of it

Pinkie: had to make sure mido didnt miss it >:)

Ears: omg thats evil

Denkboi: OK I JUST READ THE CHAT LIKE 70 TIMES CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN WHAT KYOKA MEANT

Kiribro: bro

Ears: why is that doing it for me

Ears: god damn fdjsafklds

Denkboi: WHAT SHES HERE

Denkboi: WHY WHAT I

Denkboi: HEYYYYYY KYOKA WHATS HAPPENIN

Denkboi: heyyyyyy kyoka whats happenin

Denkboi: FUCK

Ears: Denki used: flirt! Denki is confused!

Ears: Its super effective!

Denkboi: hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Pinkie: this was a good addition gj bros

Ears: bro <3

Pinkie: bro <3

Kiribro: as much as i love watching this manly shit we gotta talk about mido

Ears: oh shit down to business

Kiribro: we all know who mido was texting when this all started right?

Pinkie: considering baku was on his phone smiling like a dork too? I have a few guesses

Ears: damn ok

Ears: its mutual then, but we been knew right?

Kiribro: yeah as much as bakubro refuses to see it its pretty obvious

Ears: could they already be together then? They sit right next to each other why would they be texting

Kiribro: bro has way too much pent up frustration and is way too stubborn to actually make a move

Denkboi: plus if they were smashing asses theres no way baku would be able to keep it to himself

Ears: smashing asses????

Denkboi: hrnggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

Ears: oops

Pinkie: fuck i want to marry you right now

Denkboi: gggggggGGGGGGGGGGGGG HEY

Ears: sorry some dumbass already has my heart </3

Pinkie: fuck ok bro but just keep it in mind ok ;)

Denkboi: my brain hurts

Pinkie: dont act like thats not a common occurrence

Denkboi: why am i being bullied

Ears: you need me to beat someone up for you bb

Denkboi: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Kiribro: damn it stop scarin my bro we gotta talk about bakudeku!

Ears: bakudeku

Ears: please tell me thats what i think it is

Sero: its their ‘ship name’ blame Mina

Pinkie: MWAHAHAHAHAHA

Ears: so we comin at this bitch with a plan or what

Pinkie: hmmmm we could lock them in a room

Sero: nah they’re just kill each other or destroy the room getting out

Ears: hmm maybe i can come up with something give me 10

Private message between Kacchan and Deku

Kacchan: so

Deku: Yes Kacchan??? :)

Kacchan: who ya textin nerd

Deku: um you???

Kacchan: then why is everyone making a big fuckin deal

Deku: I don’t know!!! Uraraka was just making a joke, everyone’s acting weird about it!!!

Kacchan: losers need to mind their own business

Deku: hey Kacchan…

Kacchan: dont fuckin ‘hey kacchan………..’ me you got somethin to say fuckin say it

Deku: When did you and Jirou get so close? I never realized you guys were such good friends

Kacchan: i dont fuckin know we’ve been playin music and shit together for like a year now

Kacchan: why?

Deku: Well… she knows you’re gay? You never told me that.

Kacchan: never fuckin asked nerd

Deku: I guess that's fair…

Kacchan: jesus fuckin christ dont get all fuckin butt hurt about it

Kacchan: she wanted advice about pikachu

Kacchan: and when she asked if there were any fuckin girls i liked i told her

Kacchan: it wasnt a fucking coming out ceremony or some shit

Deku: She came to you for advice??? And you helped her????

Kacchan: not really i told her to fucking man up or get lost

Deku: Awwww Kacchan! That's so sweet!

Kacchan: fuck you idiot

Deku: Kacchan sugoi <3

Kacchan: ill fuckin kill you

Deku: c:

Class 1-A

Tsu: If you think we’ve forgotten Midoriya, think again kero

Ears: dont think we dont see you over there

Izuku: Over where??? What are you guys talking about???

Shoji: For those of you unaware, Midoriya is currently hiding in the corner of the common room in what appears to be a pillow fort.

Izuku: Not you too!

Ears: he also has a massive grin and a blush

Izuku: I DO NOT STOP THIS

Todoroki: Is Izuku unwell? He has been flushed quite often recently

Izuku: SHOTO

Tsu: Care to tell us what you were giggling at just now?

Izuku: TSU WHEN DID YOU BECOME SO EVIL

Pinkie: oooooo mido is giggling??? please tell us!!!

Denkboi: if you have a secret lover you can tell us! we just want you to be happy!

Kiribro: romance is so manly bro!

Denkboi: bro!

Izuku: Please I’m begging you

Blasty: why the fuck is my phone blowing up again

Blasty: why do you fucking care so much about deku’s fucking love life

Izuku: KACCHAN NO NOT YOU TOO

Izuku: I HAVE NO LOVE LIFE

Ears: yet >.>

Pinkie: yet <3

Uravity: yet >:)

Izuku: kill me now

Ears: your list of suitors is long and unending mido

Izuku: DKAHGJDKAGHDJAS WHAT NO

Blasty: who the fuck would want to date the nerd

Blasty: i need names

Ears: oh do you

Pinkie: do you

Blasty: ill fucking kill you ears i swear to god

Blasty: raccoon eyes go suck a fucking dick

Pinkie: ew no im gay

Sero: YOU TOO??? HOW DID WE NOT KNOW

Kiribro: MINA THATS SO MANLY GOOD FOR YOU

Denkboi: AM I THE ONLY STRAIGHT ONE IN THE BAKUSQUAD

Kiribro: yes

Sero: yes

Pinkie: yes

Ears: also yes

Denkboi: kyoka????

Ears: what im bi

Uravity: Same

Sero: same

Izuku: Same

Hagakure: YOU TOO MIDORIYA

Ears: obviously

Blasty: oi what the fuck

Blasty: how the fuck are you gonna get mad at me deku

Blasty: you didnt tell me you were fucking bi

Izuku: I was going to!

Blasty: yeah fucking right

Blasty: hypocrite

Izuku: Kacchan I was!!! I just....

Izuku: Ok I’ll be honest I thought you’d be a homophobe

Ears: oh fuck mido i didnt know you were dumb as a box of rocks

Ears: im starting to get a lady boner over here

Blasty: YOU THOUGHT WHAT ARE YOU THAT FUCKING STUPID

Denkboi: wait no kyoka

Ears: dont worry denki no one can top your level of stupid <3

Denkboi: HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Izuku: Well!!! I mean!!!

Izuku: I realize I was wrong now!!!

Blasty: FUCKING HELL DEKU

Blasty: DO YOU SEE WHAT I HAVE TO WORK WITH SHITTY HAIR

Kiribro: yeah i do… bro i thought you were supposed to be smart mido

Izuku: What??? Why is everyone ganging up on me???? I’m sorry!!! It’s not like we’ve ever talked about that stuff before!!!

Uravity: Oh god this is a nightmare

Tsu: So Midoriya, is the person you’re texting a boy or a girl?

Shoji: or none of the above

Tsu: Yes, thank you kero

Izuku: noooooooo not this again

Izuku: Why do you all care so much???

Tsu: There hasn’t been any good class drama in weeks

Momo: Plus there's no good k-dramas on TV right now

Izuku: MOMO NOOOOOO

Todoroki: We are your friends, Izuku. We would like to know who this person is who is making you so happy.

Todoroki: So we may destroy them if that changes.

Izuku: SHOTO

Blasty: you can fucking try

Ears: O.O

Hagakure: :O

Uravity: >.>

Kiribro: ….

Pinkie: >:)

Sato: I made cupcakes!

Pinkie: READ THE ROOM

Pinkie: also yes thank you

Tsu: So…

Izuku: Please kill me

Uravity: hmmmmmm so Bakugou, what exactly do you mean by that

Hagakure: are we really supposed to believe that midoriya has been texting his archenemy and smiling like a schoolgirl in love?

Ears: i mean, they haven’t really been ‘archenemies’ for a while now have they

Tokoyami: Midoriya and Bakugou’s tenuous relationship has blossomed in recent months.

Hagakure: blossomed how?

Ears: seriously girl, what do you do in class all day

Hagakure: stare at Ojiro why

Ojiro: oh

Hagakure: ;)

Ears: this class is brimming with so much stupidity

Ears: i almost want to cry

Tsu: Midoriya and Bakugou, do you have anything to say on the matter?

Blasty: get fucking bent

Izuku: Please stop talking about me

Izuku: Kacchan and I are friends now. That’s it.

Blasty: I’ll fucking murder everyone here

Ears: mido what could blasty have been texting you that made you look like that

Blasty: what the fuck did he look like

Ears: wouldnt you like to know

Izuku: Nothing! He was just threatening to murder me! What’s the big deal!!!

Ears: ugh blasty you’re hopeless

Blasty: fuck you im trying here

Blasty: hes dumber than pikachu

Denkboi: HEY NO HES NOT

Denkboi: wait... 

Ears: please go out with me you absolute moron

Denkboi: I FDKSJAKEJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ

Denkboi: YES PLEASE

Kiribro: HELL YEAH GET YOUR MAN DENKI

Ears: omg should i get him a ring right now? hes so fucking stupid i need to lock that shit down

Denkboi: IM SO CONFUSEDJFKLDAJD

Ears: you know what fuck it im coming over

Kiribro: HELL YEAH GET SOME

Kiribro: oh wait im in denkis room hahaha

Kiribro: see you later bro!

Denkboi: bro!

Hagakure: wow i thought she was just messing with him tbh

Tsu: Nope! I’ve never seen Jirou run so fast kero

Izuku: Awwww that’s so sweet!

Blasty: gross

Kiribro: dont pretend youre not happy for them

Blasty: whatever

Momo: so is bakugou the secret lover???

Izuku: WHAT NO

Blasty: no

Uravity: This is so messy

Uravity: I just wanted one day

Uravity: One day where I didn’t hear about bakudeku

Izuku: BAKU WHAT

Uravity: ah…. Fuck

Ingenium: Uraraka!

Pinkie: OMG OCHAKO YOU KNOW ABOUT BAKUDEKU???

Uravity: MINA YOU KNOW ABOUT BAKUDEKU???

Blasty: SOMEONE FUCKING EXPLAIN WHAT BAKUDEKU IS RIGHT FUCKING NOW

Pinkie: ill DM you bakubro i dont want to embarrass mido any more

Izuku: No no no no you don’t get to leave me out of this!

Uravity: It’s probably for the best we don’t tell them Mina…

Pinkie: ahhh youre probably right

Pinkie: sorry baku cant say no to a cutie with a brain

Uravity: huh

Pinkie: teehee

Tsu: Okay this is getting tedious I’m making a chat

Izuku: NO DON’T DO THIS

Blasty: I SWEAR TO GOD YOU BUBBLEGUM TRASH

~Tsu created the chat BAKUDEKU SQUAD 4 LYFE~

~Tsu added Pinkie~

~Tsu added Uravity~

~Tsu added Kiribro~

~Tsu added Todoroki~

~Tsu added Momo~

~Tsu added Ears~

~Tsu added Denkboi~

Tsu: Feel free to add anyone else, but not Bakugou or Midoriya kero

Pinkie: you got it!

~Pinkie added Sero~

~Uravity added Twinkle~

~Uravity added Ingenium~

Pinkie: Class prez is team bakudeku???

Ingenium: Indeed, Uraraka explained the term to me and I firmly believe they would make a good hero duo.

Pinkie: ummmmm thats not…

Uraraka: No he knows

Ingenium: A great hero duo needs a strong interpersonal relationship!

Sero: bro that makes so much sense

Ingenium: Thank you

Pinkie: ;)

Sero: no dont start

Uravity: ?

Pinkie: ill tell you later

Twinkle: mon amis! Are we finally going to align the stars to bring together the most beautiful boys in school???

Sero: well idk about that

Sero: i go to this school

Pinkie: HAHAHAJDKLAFDJKELWACMEKS

Sero: rude

Ingenium: Ashido! That is no way to treat your friend!

Todoroki: I am confused as to why I was brought here

Uravity: Because you love izuku and want him to be happy???

Todoroki: Of course I do, but I am not sold on Bakugou being that happiness

Todoroki: Izuku is nice. Bakugou….

Pinkie: HAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Twinkle: have you never heard the term “opposites attract”???

Kiribro: hey man, you can think whatever you want about bakubro

Kiribro: but hes just rough around the edges

Kiribro: bros got a gooey center for mido

Pinkie: hes so head over heels i fully expect him to start writing poetry soon

Uravity: Is he really??? I thought so but I’ve been scared to get Izuku’s hopes up!

Uravity: Izuku has been in love with Bakugou forever :(

Kiribro: yeah, bakubros smitten

Pinkie: beyond smitten

Pinkie: can never have a conversation without mido coming up

Kiribro: our bros only just come to terms with his feelings tho he has no idea what to do about them

Ingenium: I believe their rocky relationship has left Midoriya hesitant to truly pursue Bakugou in any manner

Kiribro: dang bro, thats so sad

Sero: Jirou mentioned having a plan, but…

Ingenium: Yes they’re currently loudly making out next door.

Kiribro: thats my bro!

Sero: bro!!!!

Ingenium: Brother!

Pinkie: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YES IIDA

Uravity: Don’t, Iida… just don’t…

Sero: no let him its cute

Pinkie: HDJNASIFNEJCADXKMS

Uravity: Oh shit!

Uravity: You okay, Iida?

Ingenium: Yes.

Uravity: You broke him

Sero: ah sorry

Pinkie: i cant handle a jirou-denki part 2

Ears: im back bitches!

Pinkie: yayyyyy!

Kiribro: is denki alive?

Ears: barely

Denkboi: hnggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

Ears: its okay babe take all the time you need ;)

Kiribro: get it!

Tsu: We were told you have a plan, Jirou?

Ears: yep! Listen up!

Class 1-A

Ears: Bak bak

Blasty: that better not supposed to be me

Ears: you answered didnt you

Blasty: what the fuck do you want bowl cut

Hagakure: ooooooof

Ears: ugh… the pain... 

Izuku: Don’t listen to Kacchan! Your hair looks great!

Ears: thank you, babe

Ears: sweet as ever

Ears: i should leave denki for you

Denkboi: :(

Ears: im kidding babes youre the apple of my eye

Ears: the cream of my crops

Ears: the chicken of my soup

Denkboi: youre gonna make me cry bro

Ears: bro <3

Denkboi: bro <3

Blasty: the squad is corrupting you ears

Blasty: youre losing your coolness

Ears: impossible!

Denkboi: yeah bro! Kyoka is the coolest chick on the planet!

Ears: cute

Denkboi: <3

Blasty: please stop im gonna vomit

Ears: anyway! Blasty! I have it!

Blasty: what

Ears: the list

Blasty: the list?

Izuku: What list?

Ears: the

Ears: list

Blasty: fucking DM me

Blasty: right fucking now

Izuku: What is she talking about Kacchan???

Ears: dont you worry your pretty little head about it babes

Hagakure: wait… that list?!?!?!

Ears: perhaps

Tsu: I would like to see the list kero

Momo: THE LIST? I have to see it!!!

Blasty: fucking send it ears what the fuck

Ears: i will

Ears: for a price…

Blasty: fuck you

Blasty: …

Blasty: name it

Hagakure: omg bakugou youre so obvious

Blasty: doesnt fucking matter he wont notice

Izuku: WHO

Izuku: NOTICE WHAT

Izuku: WHAT LIST??????????

Hagakure: holy shit

Blasty: see

Izuku: Why am I being left out of everything lately? :(

Uravity: Oh no

Izuku: I thought you guys were my friends….

Tsu: Midoriya…

Izuku: It feels like every day you guys find new ways to make me feel made fun of and alone

Blasty: where are you deku

Izuku: I wanna be alone right now.

Blasty: I swear to fucking god nerd if you dont tell me where you are

Izuku: …. I’m at the practice arena but don’t come :(

Uravity: You fool no one Izuku

Hagakure: did you guys hear that???

Ears: yeah blasty is blasting his way to his man

Kiribro: bro! thats so manly bro!

Ears: you know you say a lot of things are manly

Kiribro: we have a manly class!

Pinkie: you call people manly when they go after what they want, and yet…

Denkboi: you can be manly too bro! you just gotta put yourself out there!!!

Tsu: Oh god not more bromance

Tsu: But wait Kirishima, is there someone you like? Kero

Kiribro: you guys… hes not interested

Pinkie: bull shit!

Koda: hey guys, uh

Koda: why is midoriya crying?

Koda: and why is bakugou attacking him?

Pinkie: WAIT WHAT NO BAKU

Pinkie: COME ON WE TALKED ABOUT THIS

Denkboi: man i really thought we were gonna see some movement this time what the hell!

Ears: Koda, are you sure?

Koda: uhhh well

Koda: i was just playing with some squirrels by the practice arena

Koda: and I saw midoriya run by with his quirk, he looked pretty upset

Koda: and then i saw bakugou a few minutes later

Koda: using his quirk, you know how he flies through the air?

Koda: and he was screaming ‘sh*tty deku!’

Koda: and now i dont hear anything and its been a couple minutes

Koda: you dont think they’re dead do you???

Ears: nah they’re fine

Ears: ima go see if i hear anything, need to know what level they moved to

Uravity: dont forget to report!

Koda: should i be worried?

Sero: nah dont worry bro, just play with your squirrels

Sero: tho im pretty sure i saw that horn girl from 1-B headed your way >:)

Koda: !!!

Sato: this chat confuses me sometimes

Shoji: same

Ears: dont fucking lie shoji i know you lurk

Shoji: i will admit to nothing

BAKUDEKU 4 LYFE

Ears: ok so shit went down

Pinkie: good shit or bad shit???

Ears: uh… kinda like, 2 steps forwards 1 step back shit

Uravity: at this point ill fucking take it

Ingenium: Uraraka your language has been most egregious as of late.

Uravity: its them… this is what they do to me…

Ears: ok listen up!

Ears: so when i got there i didnt hear anything, thought maybe i was too late, but then i heard midos soft little sobbing

Uravity: noooo izuku </3

Ears: and i didnt hear blasty, but i heard like a second set of feet so i knew he had to be in there.

Ears: so i waited a while and blasty finally goes “talk to me deku”

Ears: and sweet little midos like “no >:(“

Tsu: I doubt he talked with emojis.

Ears: no but you know what i mean!

Ears: anyway, so blasty goes “deku your friends aren’t makin fun of you” and midos like “you don’t know that”

Ears: and blasty says “i mean, the fuckers are making fun of us both, but in a friend way?” and he sounds constipated, and mido doesnt say anything but blasty chuckles and goes “you know what i mean.”

Ears: and then mido basically begs blasty to tell him whats up, what the list is and blasty doesnt want to give up the info so they start yelling about it

Ears: and finally mido goes “you are so close with everyone i just want that with you” and makes choking sounds (maybe he didnt mean to say it idk) and blasty goes “what the fuck are you talking about we have the best shit here idiot”

Kiribro: brooooo

Ears: i know bro

Ears: so midos like “what do you mean?!?!?!” and then its blasty’s turn to choke and he goes “i mean uh you know uh uh uh” and im just crying cause like, omg what is happening

Ears: but then blasty goes “weve been friends the longest so we win so shut the fuck up about it” and walks away

Kiribro: nooooo :(

Denkboi: so fucking close bro

Pinkie: this is ridiculous im going to tell them

Kiribro: WHAT MINA NO

Uravity: fuck it if you dont i will!

Ingenium: Uraraka that would be entirely inappropriate!

Uravity: i am aware, but izu is fucking hurting!!! Hes hurting because of us, hes hurting because of bakugou, hes my best friend what am i supposed to do???

Todoroki: I think that is unnecessary.

Tsu: What do you mean? Kero

Todoroki: I mean, I think we were going about this the wrong way.

Ears: oh so now you’re in???

Todoroki: I have been contemplating your plan, and thinking on a better solution, but I was still unsure about Bakugou. However, I believe Uraraka is right, Izuku is hurting because of your actions, and continuing to mess with Bakugou to get a rise out of him will only make Izuku feel worse.

Ears: fuck youre probably right

Todoroki: Furthermore, I believe convincing Izuku of Bakugou’s feelings is not the answer. I am certain at this point that Izuku is aware of Bakugou’s feelings.

Pinkie: then why doesn’t he do something???

Ears: what makes you say that???

Todoroki: Izuku has always been open to Bakugou, whether as a friend or something more. It is Bakugou who pushed him away. I’m certain, in the dynamics of their relationship, Bakugou’s demeanor has changed drastically towards Izuku, but Izuku’s wouldn’t have changed at all, so Bakugou doesn’t realize Izuku’s feelings.

Ears: Shit that makes too much sense.

Todoroki: I think our objective should be to make it very clear to Bakugou that Izuku’s feelings are not platonic admiration. How we do this, however, I am at a loss.

Pinkie: we could reverse our plan? make mido jealous instead?

Uravity: i don’t think so, deku is the passive jealous type. you won’t see him blow up like bakugou.

Kiribro: we could make mido lust on main lmao

Pinkie: such a good idea omg

Ears: i like it, i like it

Tsu: Could we put them in a situation where Midoriya has to confess? Would that be possible?

Ears: ideas are spinning in my noggin guys, keep talkin

Denkboi: BROS I HAVE AN IDEA BUT I MIGHT LOSE MY SPOT AS NUMBER 1 IDIOT BECAUSE ITS FUCKING ~~INTELLEGENT~~

Ears: babe, that spot is yours for life <3

Denkboi: thats so mean but youre so hot???

Ears: NEVERMIND THAT WHATS YOUR IDEA

Denkboi: bro

Private message between Charizard and Pikachu

Pikachu: hey homie

Charizard: good god what

Pikachu: you say that like you dont like me or something

Charizard: the fuck do you want dunce face

Pikachu: i was just curious……………..

Charizard: MORON IF YOU DONT GET TO THE POINT

Pikachu: are you going to ask out mido?!?!?!

Charizard: Fuck.

Charizard: You.

Pikachu: dont be like that bro!

Pikachu: kyoka told me how you were in her corner and shit for me! I wanna help, i care about you bro!

Pikachu: theres a shit ton of people in your corner, you know. not just the bakusquad!

Charizard: why the fuck do you care so much

Pikachu: because???

Pikachu: your my bro???

Pikachu: and i love you???????

Charizard: get bent

Charizard: just because you idiots want to mush us together like fucking barbie dolls doesnt mean anyone else does

Charizard: or that itll ever fucking happen

Pikachu: really?? Do you not realize how many people are trying to help you and mido get together???

Charizard: why the fuck would they do that

Pikachu: BECAUSE THEYRE YOUR BROS???? AND THEY LOVE YOU???????

Charizard: fuck off.

Charizard: theres not a damn person who gives a shit other than you groupies.

Charizard: why the fuck would they care about my shit.

Charizard: why would they want me of all people to end up with deku

Pikachu: you dont seriously feel that way do you?

Pikachu: baku? hello?

Class 1-A

Denkboi: alright bakubro you left me no choice

Ears: oh no babe dont commit suicide by blasty

Ears: there are better ways to go

Denkboi: honestly, im so dead, but itll be worth it

Denkboi: my bros a good fucking cause

Tsu: I have a bad feeling about this.

Ingenium: Is everything alright?

Denkboi: no it aint

Denkboi: bakus got some feelings and we about to deal with it

Uravity: wait this isnt a good idea, not like this

Denkboi: no no, its not those feelings

Denkboi: these are much more important feelings

Izuku: What? Is Kacchan okay?

Kiribro: wait what feelings? Bros got 2

Denkboi: no no no no, this is important feelings

Blasty: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT NOW IDIOT

Blasty: CANT YOU JUST MIND YOUR OWN FUCKING BUSINESS

Denkboi: so we are going to play a game, and i need @everyone in here because im dead as soon as this is over

Denkboi: we got one chance boyos

Ears: RIP ill remember you fondly

Denkboi: <3

Denkboi: SO

Denkboi: we are playing a FUCKING game cause im at max capacity with this bullshit and bakugou needs to shut the hell up, sit his ass down, and listen

Hagakure: oh shit RIP in peace

Blasty: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY

Twinkle: mon amie, ive never been so scared and horny in my LIFE

Ears: im living for you right now babes

Denkboi: big bad baku thinks no one in here cares about him and his happiness

Denkboi: as if he isnt the angry fucking gremlin we love and cherish

Pinkie: he do be gremlin it up tho

Izuku: What??? Why would you think that Kacchan???

Blasty: im about TEN FUCKING SECONDS FROM BLOWING UP THIS ENTIRE FUCKING SCHOOL

Denkboi: ok so my times running up

Denkboi: so heres the game

Denkboi: we are going around the room because baku is an emotionally constipated troll

Denkboi: and we are going to sound of whether or not we love bakugou

Denkboi: and why we love him

Denkboi: because despite his flaws, he is an important part of our family and deserves to know that

Blasty: FUCK NO

Blasty: WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU YOU STUPID LITTLE SHIT

Denkboi: oh shit

Denkboi: ok ill go first!

Denkboi: I love bakugou! Because i know his mean and angry insults and rampages are the way he shows he cares, and its so endearing it makes me want to smoosh him!

Denkboi: have a great life everyone i love you all

~Denkboi changed their name to DEADki~

Pinkie: ooo ooo i wanna go!

Pinkie: i love baks cause if it werent for him, i wouldnt be passing!

Tsu: Really?

Pinkie: really! baks is so harsh, but he obvi cares about us or he wouldnt bother helping with our grades and stuff. id be dead meat if it werent for him, he feels like my caring papa bear who yells a lot

Tsu: That’s really sweet kero

Kiribro: my turn! i love bakubro cause he confides in me! he doesnt do that with a lot of people, so it feels really special when he does it with me or other people in 1-A

Ears: speaking of which, i love blasty cause hes easy to confide to

Ears: hes so emotionally constipated and hes incredibly blunt and honest, but somehow i know that no matter what it is he wont judge me. hes like a grounding force in the body of an angry pomeranian

Pinkie: HAHAHAHA OMG

Hagakure: can i go?

Ears: of course

Hagakure: i love bakugou cause hes so serious, it makes me feel less so? like, seeing him rage at every little thing reminds me that all the small things that bug me arent that big of a deal. but then he gets serious and you know its time you do

Hagakure: honestly, somehow, being around him makes everything seem calm. does that make sense?

Uravity: it does, actually

Uravity: i love bakugou cause he took me seriously at the sports festival. and he continues to take me seriously. he was really the first to do that for me. it meant more than you guys could ever know.

Tsu: Mine is kind of the same as Jirou, but I love Bakugou cause he doesn’t judge people on the important stuff. He gives everyone dumb nicknames that should seem mean, but if it were actually mean he wouldn’t do it. He called me Frog Mouth the first month of school, but he stopped when he realized that was something I was self conscious about.

Ingenium: I’m not sure I completely understand the point of this game, but I think helping a student with their self confidence is very important!

Ingenium: I love Bakugou because, although he tries to hide it, it’s very clear he cares about the well-being of each and every one of his classmates. There would be many among us who would be malnourished and underslept if it weren’t for Bakugou’s (possibly dramatic) yelling.

Uravity: did iida just call bakugou dramatic im gonna cry

Kiribro: ive been crying for like 12 minutes bro

Ears: hes not here, we should keep it going!

Ears: hes probably killing Denki right now, he cant stop us!

Tokoyami: I would like to go

Tokoyami: I love Bakugou because he is a force to be reckoned with. I would hate to be on his bad side, his true bad side, because it is a deadly rampage that will fight until his team is safe and he is victorious.

Sato: I love bakugou because hes as deadly in the kitchen as he is on the battlefield! I love seeing that kind of passion turned towards making people happy with his cooking!

Sero: I love baku because I know, if shits going down, no matter the time or place, my bro would be there. Ive never met anyone so willing to drop his shit to kick someones ass for you

Momo: I love Bakugou because he is such a deceiving presence. People often say that he would make a good villain, which I think is what makes him an excellent hero. His determination is often underestimated and overlooked, and those who do not know him would pay gravely for making such an error in judgement.

Uravity: ooo good one momo

Todoroki: This will make Bakugou very uncomfortable, which makes participating all the more exciting.

Uravity: OMG TODOROKI

Ears: dont make something up! this is appreciate blasty day!

Todoroki: You misunderstand, I do appreciate Bakugou

Todoroki: I love Bakugou, because he makes as excellent rival as he does a teammate.

Todoroki: There is no one in this class that pushes us to excel the way Bakugou does. Even Izuku, who of course pushes us to do our best, doesn’t match Bakugou in sheer force of presence.

Todoroki: Bakugou is the fire under our feet that has shaped us into the heroes we are, and the heroes we will become.

Izuku: god damn it

Uravity: deku are you crying. Be honest love

Izuku: ……. Maybe

Shoji: Everyone’s said everything so well

Shoji: I guess, I love Bakugou because he pays attention, you know? He knows when shits up with people. If you skipped a meal, or bombed a test, even if you try to hide it, Bakugou knows. It really shows he cares about all of us.

Twinkle: mon amie, i hope its alright for me to say, but I love Bakugou because he has shown me and i believe many others here what love truly is.

Twinkle: hes shown me that love can be more than kindness, which is something that had never even crossed my mind before. that is very special, i think.

Blasty: I

Ears: oh shit he’s back! Hurry up guys whose left?!

Blasty: this is so dumb you guys didn’t have to do this.

Ears: of course we did, stupid.

Ears: but wait, @Izuku you didn’t say anything

Uravity: hes sobbing right now give him a second

Blasty: WHY THE FUCK IS THE NERD CRYING

Izuku: BECAUSE

Izuku: BECAUSE YOU DESERVE THIS YOU ASS

Blasty: THE FUCK???

Izuku: BECAUSE EVEN THOUGH YOU’RE SO ABRASIVE

Izuku: AND RUDE

Izuku: AND MEAN

Ears: oh geez you okay mido

Izuku: OUR CLASSMATES SAW WHAT I DID ALL ALONG

Izuku: BECAUSE YOU DONT DESERVE PEOPLE TELLING YOU YOU DONT CARE

Izuku: OR THAT YOURE A VILLAIN

Izuku: CAUSE YOURE NOT

Izuku: You’re just

Izuku: Such an amazing person Kacchan. You deserve this because you deserve to be loved

Izuku: And to know that you have a family who cares about you

Izuku: And you deserve to have the people in your life recognize what I’ve seen in you all along

Izuku: That you’re caring and gentle when its important,

Izuku: And strong and determined when we need you

Izuku: That you care so deeply and you’re so incredibly loyal

Izuku: You deserve to be showered with praise and love and admiration

Izuku: Not because of your quirk, or because you’re strong

Izuku: But because of your heart

Izuku: I love you so much Kacchan

Ears: fuck

Blasty: fuck

Uravity: damn izuku

Izuku: I…

Izuku: That was too much wasn’t it.

Izuku: Sorry.

Blasty: NO

Blasty: no, i just

Blasty: FUCK

Blasty: why is this so fucking hard

Blasty: you all suck, im not fucking soft, if i dont take care of your dumb asses who will

Blasty: and

Blasty: fuck

Blasty: i guess

Blasty: i love you guys too

Blasty: or something

Ears: OH FUCK BLASTY NO MY HEART

Kiribro: BROOOOOOOOOOO I LOVE YOU BRO

Sero: fuck man this ones gonna get me :’)

Hagakure: im crying in the common room please come join me for a comfort cuddle pile

Ears: goddamn if that doesnt sound like the medicine

Kiribro: bro im in im crying too hard

Kiribro: this was the manliest thing ive ever seen, thank you for letting me be a part of it

DEADki: sooooooo manly <3

Ears: OMG BABE YOU’RE ALIVE <3

Ears: come to the cuddle pile!

DEADki: be there in a second, back reading

DEADki: also im wounded, i might need kisses to make it better :c

Kiribro: omw bro!

DEADki: bro?!?!?!

Kiribro: jk bro ;)

Ears: ill kiss all your boo boos babe

DEADki: hehehe

Pinkie: wow, not short circuiting???? progress! 

Izuku: can i join the cuddle pile

Izuku: i have 15 years of kacchan feelings to cry out

Ears: @kacchan???

Ears: oops, i mean @Blasty????

Blasty: ….

Blasty: just this once.

Hagakure: OH GOD ITS HAPPENING

Hagakure: OUR LOVABLE ANGRY POMERANIAN IS GONNA COME SNUGGLE

Blasty: fuck you kaleidoscope

Hagakure: ........

~Hagakure changed their name to Kaleidoscope~

Kaleidoscope: <3

Ears: so what are we just all gonna go by our Kacchan Names™ now?

Pinkie: Kacchan Names

Pinkie: oh my god

~Pinkie changed their name to Bubblegum Bimbo~

Bubblegum Bimbo: fuuuuuuck that hits different

Blasty: you guys are fucking lame

~Sero changed their name to Soy Sauce~

~Todoroki changed their name to Icy Hot~

Blasty: STOP THIS

Blasty: SHITTY FUCKING EXTRAS

~Uravity changed their name to Pink Cheeks~

~Momo changed their name to Ponytail~

~Ojiro changed their name to Tail~

~Tsu changed their name to Toad~

~Koda changed their name to Rock Face~

~Kiribro changed their name to Shitty Hair~

Bubblegum Bimbo: yes good~~~~

Shitty Hair: it was hard to choose one, bros got a few for me

Bubblegum Bimbo: well yeah, the more baku likes you the more nicknames he gives you

Pink Cheeks: the more Kacchan Names™ he gives you

Pink Cheeks: hey Izuku???? c:

Pink Cheeks: how many does he have for you???

Blasty: FUCK YOU

Izuku: I’m writing them all down hold on

Izuku: I can’t find my master list

Ears: YOUR WHAT

DEADki: oh shit we doin this

~DEADki changed their name to Sparky~

~Sato changed their name to Big Lips~

~Shoji changed their name to Arms~

~Sparkle changed their name to Glitter Fuck~

Glitter Fuck: ooo la la that does hit different!~

~Tokoyami changed their name to Bird Boy~

Ingenium: This really feels like class bonding!

~Ingenium changed their name to Sonic~

Sonic: Has the ‘Cuddle Pile’ ended yet, or is there still room?

Soy Sauce: theres room

Bubblegum Bimbo: oh is there

Pink Cheeks: is there

Ears: NO WE ARE NOT DOING A BAKUDEKU ROUND 2

Izuku: ok, so I believe I’m at 15 if you count all the variations of nerd

Izuku: at least going back the past year

Ears: UM EXCUSE ME

Pink Cheeks: 15?!?!?!?!?!

Bubblegum Bimbo: THE PAST YEAR????????

Blasty: FUCK ALL OF YOU

Blasty: I JUST HATE HIM OK

Ears: suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure

Pink Cheeks: suuuure you do

Bubblegum Bimbo: I’m sure you do

Izuku: sure, Kacchan.

Pink Cheeks: OOP

Blasty: FUCK YOU DAMN SHITTY NERD

Izuku: I’m torn between Shitty Nerd or All-Might Wannabe

Blasty: what??? why wouldn’t you just pick deku????????

Izuku: but it's boring! Everyone calls me Deku now!

Blasty: well, yeah

Blasty: thats your fault for making it your fucking hero name

Blasty: but dekus the original Kacchan Name™

Shitty Hair: DID HE REALLY

Bubblegum Bimbo: HE REALLY OUT HERE SAYIN THIS SHIT

Soy Sauce: BRO

Sparky: BRO

Izuku: Wow, if you put it that way….

~Izuku changed their name to Deku Sugoi <3~

Sparky: damn we really be out here witnessing a fucking murder bros

Shitty Hair: thats the manliest shit ive ever seen

Deku Sugoi <3: Why thank you

Ears: the balls

Bubblegum Bimbo: the absolute audacity

Blasty:

~Blasty changed their name to Kacchan Sugoi <3~

Ears: HOLY FUCKING CHRIST ON A CHEESECAKE

Sparky: SOMEONE GET ME A PAPER BAG

Deku Sugoi <3: ok… i guess i regret this

Kacchan Sugoi <3: OH DO YOU FUCK FACE

Icy Hot: Very cute.

Deku Sugoi <3: UM????? EXCUSE ME SHOTO??????

Icy Hot: I’m sorry Izuku but your flirting is very adorable.

Sparky: !!!!!!!!!

Pink Cheeks: TODOROKI????

Kaleidoscope: WHAT IS HAPPENING IM SCREAMING

Kacchan Sugoi <3: if this is your attempt at flirting its pretty pathetic nerd

Bubblegum Bimbo: BAKUGOU, NO

Ears: BAKUGOU, YES

Deku Sugoi <3: LIKE YOU’RE ONE TO TALK?!?!!??!?!?!?!?!

Kaleidoscope: and i OOP

Sparky: and there i was, barbeque sauce on my titties

Kacchan Sugoi <3: THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN SHITTY DEKU

Shitty Hair: i know this is a Moment™ but i cant take you guys seriously with those nicknames

~Deku Sugoi <3 changed their name to STILL SINGLE KACCHAN~

Bubblegum Bimbo: UM

Kaleidoscope: jesus fucking christ what am i watching

Sonic: This appears to be getting out of hand.

Icy Hot: No, this is just how they communicate. Bottling up for too long, and then going completely overboard when they’ve had enough.

Ears: shit you right

Icy Hot: I often am.

Pink Cheeks: TODOROKI

Kacchan Sugoi <3: IM GONNA KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS DEKU

STILL SINGLE KACCHAN: OH ARE YOU????? ALL I HEAR IS MORE TALK

Kacchan Sugoi <3: ARE YOU SERIOUS SHITTY NERD

Kacchan Sugoi <3: YOU WANNA FUCKING GO THERE

STILL SINGLE KACCHAN: GO WHERE? TO THE INFIRMARY AGAIN? BECAUSE YOU WONT TELL ME BOUT YOUR DAMN FEELINGS?

Kaleidoscope: this all could have been avoided if you came to the cuddle pile sooner

Tail: make room for me, im making popcorn

Kaleidoscope: oh snap will do <3

Kacchan Sugoi <3: HOW ABOUT WE TALK THEN

Kacchan Sugoi <3: LETS TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT I HAVE BEEN THROWING MYSELF AT YOU FOR WEEKS

Kacchan Sugoi <3: AND NOW YOU COME AT ME LIKE I WAS THE OBLIVIOUS ONE?????

STILL SINGLE KACCHAN: THROWING YOURSELF AT ME?

Pink Cheeks: oh shit

STILL SINGLE KACCHAN: ARE YOU KIDDING ME

STILL SINGLE KACCHAN: I HAVE BEEN IN LOVE WITH YOU FOR OVER A DECADE

STILL SINGLE KACCHAN: AND YOU HAVE THE FUCKING NERVE

Sparky: this is going in all kinds of directions that i could not have foreseen

STILL SINGLE KACCHAN: YOU HAVE THE NERVE TO SAY YOU’VE BEEN THROWING YOURSELF AT ME????

STILL SINGLE KACCHAN: WHEN??? WHEN WE SPARRED AND YOU ALMOST KISSED ME???

Ears: oh my god dude

Bubblegum Bimbo: bro

STILL SINGLE KACCHAN: WAS I SUPPOSED TO SET ASIDE ALL THE TIMES YOU PUSHED ME AWAY

STILL SINGLE KACCHAN: AND PUT MY FUCKING NECK ON THE LINE

STILL SINGLE KACCHAN: LIKE I HAVE BEEN FOR GODDAMN 15 YEARS

STILL SINGLE KACCHAN: YOU SELFISH

Kacchan Sugoi <3: deku

STILL SINGLE KACCHAN: BLIND

STILL SINGLE KACCHAN: ENTITLED

Kacchan Sugoi <3: deku!

STILL SINGLE KACCHAN: NO FUCK YOU

Arms: I’ve never seen Midoriya like this.

STILL SINGLE KACCHAN: WHERE ARE YOU KACCHAN

STILL SINGLE KACCHAN: I NEED TO PUNCH YOU

Sonic: Midoriya!

STILL SINGLE KACCHAN: I NEED TO PUNCH YOU AND THEN KISS YOU AND THEN PUNCH YOU YOU FUCKING DUMB OAF

STILL SINGLE KACCHAN: YOU SERIOUSLY DIDN’T THINK I

Sparky: mido?

Ears: uh, mido? You good bro?

Glitter Fuck: so, mon cheries, i have excellent news

Pink Cheeks: ?

Glitter Fuck: our dearest Bakugou just stormed his way to Midoriya’s room

Bubblegum Bimbo: tell me they’re not fighting

Glitter Fuck: non! would you like a full transcript?

Pink Cheeks: give it to me sparkles

Bubblegum Bimbo: damn

Glitter Fuck: well, a huffing, glistening Bakugou came storming from the stairwell.

Glitter Fuck: i, being the nosy boy i am, decided to peek out at the experience

Kaleidoscope: oh god aoyama im living for you right now

Glitter Fuck: Bakugou, being the bumbling oaf he is, slams on Midoriya’s door with loud fists.

Bubblegum Bimbo: why do i feel like im reading fanfic right now

Glitter Fuck: Bakugou says, in a husky, ravished voice “DEKU! GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE RIGHT NOW!”

Glitter Fuck: and Midoriya swings open the door with an animal-like expression and goes

Glitter Fuck: “Kacchan, if your here to yell at me some more i swear i’ll--”

Glitter Fuck: but then!!! Our dear hero Kacchan holds out a hand, and is very quiet

Glitter Fuck: very out of character mon cheries

Glitter Fuck: and finally says “you’re in love with me”

Glitter Fuck: and his voice is broken

Pink Cheeks: why do i feel like im reading a fanfic

Pink Cheeks: OH LOL MINA SAID THE SAME THING

Bubblegum Bimbo: hey girl~~~~

Glitter Fuck: QUIET WOMEN

Glitter Fuck: at this point i can only see our Midoriya’s face, but he looks terrified

Glitter Fuck: and bakugou steps forward and says, so quietly i almost miss it (thank goodness for my excellent eavesdropping skills)

Glitter Fuck: “Izuku, are you in love with me?”

Glitter Fuck: and our poor, sweet, teary-eyed Midoriya can only nod his head

Glitter Fuck: and then Bakugou places a soft hand on Midoriya’s cheek.

Glitter Fuck: and the stars align

Glitter Fuck: the moon beams down from the heavens

Glitter Fuck: sweet music plays around them as they stare into each others eyes

Glitter Fuck: and with all the emotion, the feeling, the bottled up love and devotion Bakugou’s been holding on to, our angry gremlin whispers into the night

Glitter Fuck: ……………

Glitter Fuck: “you’re a fucking idiot deku”

Glitter Fuck: AND PUSHES SWEET MIDORIYA INTO HIS ROOM AND SLAMS THE DOOR BEHIND HIM

Kiribro: BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Pink Cheeks: im sobbing mina where are you

Bubblegum Bimbo: in the cuddle pile babe come quick!

Pink Cheeks: babe? o.o

Bubblegum Bimbo: ;)

Glitter Fuck: they have yet to come out, but i hear rather suspicious sounds coming from Midoriya’s room so i will now make a swift retreat to the cuddle pile!

Glitter Fuck: Mon cheries today is a blessed day for amour!

Glitter Fuck: is sato in the pile? >v>

Bubblegum Bimbo: he’s making the cuddle pile cookies but he will be joining asap ;)

Glitter Fuck: oo la la~~~

Ears: check this cute ass shit out

[Jirou posted selfie of her and Kaminari cuddling, surrounded by Hagakure and Ojirou making out on one side, Kirishima giving Kaminari a noogie on the other]

Kaleidoscope: soo cute im keeping that <3

Sparky: OH MY GOD IIDA AND SERO ARE MAKING OUT IN THE CUDDLE PILE

Ears: this is clearly the cuddle pile of love and i will accept no words to the contrary

Ears: who else have been harboring feelings in this class???

Pink Cheeks: well im not making out with mina in front of everyone so….

Bubblegum Bimbo: WOW OCHAKO I DIDNT KNOW YOU HAD IT IN YOU

Bubblegum Bimbo: so your room later??? ;)

Pink Cheeks: we are cuddling right now, in the cuddle pile, together, where i could easily hear you…. But yes.

Ears: CUDDLE

Ears: PILE

Ears: OF

Ears: LOVE

Bubblegum Bimbo: @Shitty Hair so should we invite a certain 3rd year to the pile hmmmmmmm????

Shitty Hair: stop teasing me about that i told you hes not interested

Sparky: wanna bet????

Pink Cheeks: WAIT WHO WHO

Toad: Who is it Kirishima, you can tell us kero

Shitty Hair: can we stop talking about this??? Hes a totally bad ass third year what would he want with me

Bubblegum Bimbo: i hate to do you like this bro, but…

Bubblegum Bimbo: NOT MANLY, BRO

Soy Sauce: VERY NOT MANLY

Sparky: THE UNMANLIEST

Shitty Hair: you guys NOOOOOOOO T.T

Kacchan Sugoi <3: MAN UP FUCKING DIPSHIT

Shitty Hair: BAKUBROOOOO!!!

Shitty Hair: how’s deku ;)~~~~ <3

Kacchan Sugoi <3: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DONT CHANGE THE SUBJECT

Kacchan Sugoi <3: YOU ARE A BADASS KIRISHIMA

Kacchan Sugoi <3: AND YOU DONT KNOW HOW HE FEELS UNTIL YOU FUCKING PUT YOURSELF OUT THERE

STILL SINGLE KACCHAN: hah trust him on this one

Kacchan Sugoi <3: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DAMN NERD

Kacchan Sugoi <3: ALSO CHANGE YOUR FUCKING NAME

~STILL SINGLE KACCHAN changed their name to Kacchan’s Nerd~

Kacchan’s Nerd: anything for you ;)

Kacchan Sugoi <3: YOUR SO FUCKING LAME

Kacchan Sugoi <3: AND KIRISHIMA DONT THINK I FORGOT ABOUT YOU

Kacchan Sugoi <3: IF THAT STUPID FUCKING FOOD BOY DOESNT SEE YOU FOR THE COOLEST, MANLIEST ASS HOLE TO WALK THE PLANET HE DOESNT DESERVE YOU

Kacchan’s Nerd: wait, food boy… is that…

Shitty Hair: aw, bakubro, your so nice when you’re in love :’)

Kacchan Sugoi <3: FUCK YOU

Kacchan’s Nerd: I!!!!!

Kacchan’s Nerd: I have pertinent information!!!!!!!!!

Kacchan’s Nerd: KIRISHIMA I HAVE PERTINENT INFORMATION REGARDING THIS CONVERSATION

Kacchan Sugoi <3: jesus fucking christ calm down nerd

Kacchan’s Nerd: MIRIO SAID

Kacchan’s Nerd: BUT I DIDNT KNOW

Kacchan’s Nerd: YOU ARE THO

Kacchan’s Nerd: OMG

Kacchan’s Nerd: OMG

Kacchan Sugoi <3: BREATH DEKU FUCKING HELL

Shitty Hair: wait, mirio??? what did mirio say???

Kacchan’s Nerd adds Amajiki to the chat

Shitty Hair: um

Shitty Hair: mido…

Kacchan’s Nerd: AMAJIKI-SENPAI

Amajiki: um…. whats going on….

Kacchan Sugoi <3: what the hell did you do deku

Kacchan’s Nerd: IM SORRY THIS ISNT WHAT I MEANT

Kacchan’s Nerd: AMAJIKI-SENPAI HOW ARE YOU

Kacchan’s Nerd: IM HYPERVENTILATING SORRY ONE SEC

Amajiki: is kacchans nerd supposed to be midoriya-kun?

Amajiki: i hope they finally got together….

Shitty Hair: um! they did! Amajiki-senpai!

Shitty Hair: how are you????

Toad: Okay so I understand what is happening now kero

Pink Cheeks: hey amajiki! We’re having a cuddle pile in the 1-A dorms if you wanna join!!! Kirishima is here c: (thats shitty hair)

Amajiki: oh! hi Kirishima-kun… nice to see you…

Amajiki: i mean, talk to you…

Amajiki: text you?

Amajiki: this is embarrassing

Amajiki: why am i here exactly?

Bubblegum Bimbo: soooo cute <3

Bubblegum Bimbo: read up!

Shitty Hair: DONT READ UP

Shitty Hair: everythings fine!!!!! they just wanted to say hi!!!!! to our totally manly upperclassmen!!!

Shitty Hair: DONT READ UP!!!!

Sparky: subtle, bro

Amajiki: why me… mirio would be better… or hado….

Shitty Hair: what??? no way dude

Shitty Hair: you’re so cool!!! how could you even say that????

Amajiki: but…

Amajiki: oh, you like a third year?

Amajiki: ...do i know them?

Amajiki: wait...

Amajiki: is it mirio?

Amajiki: im sorry, kirishima-kun, but mirio is in a relationship with hado….

Shitty Hair: what??? No its not togata-senpai!!!

Shitty Hair: i mean, not that togata-senpai isnt great and all

Shitty Hair: hes very manly, but not as manly as you

Shitty Hair: I MEAN

Shitty Hair: YOURE MANLY

Shitty Hair: AND TOGATA-SENPAI IS MANLY

Shitty Hair: AND EVERYONE HERE IS MANLY

Shitty Hair: SO MUCH MANLY

Sparky: this is amazing im sorry bro i love you and all but jfc

Ears: shhhh!!!

Ears: im watching this!!!

Amajiki: im confused….

Amajiki: if its not mirio, then….

Amajiki: wait who is food boy supposed to be?

Amajiki: is that…

Shitty Hair: UM

Amajiki left the chat

Ears: oh fuck

Sparky: shit, dude, holy fuck

Kaleidoscope: to be fair thats not your fault, kirishima. this really isnt a good place to have these discussions. Despite what a certain pair would lead us to believe… >.>

Pink Cheeks: i have to agree, i dont know what izuku was thinking, but surely he hadnt meant for this???

Pink Cheeks: where is he anyway

Bubblegum Bimbo: im sorry, kirishima!!! are you okay??? whered you go, you need the cuddle pile more than ever right now!!!

Shitty Hair: its fine.

Kacchan’s Nerd: NO NO NO IM SORRY I WAS FREAKING OUT AND KACCHAN TOOK MY PHONE AWAY

Kacchan’s Nerd: THIS ISNT WHAT I MEANT AT ALL KIRISHIMA! I PROMISE I HAD A REASON TO BRING HIM IN HERE

Kacchan Sugoi <3: you better fix this deku this is your fault

Kacchan Sugoi <3: fuckmunch, you better not be freaking out! deku told me whats going on even though hes an idiot we’re pretty sure food boy didnt leave for the reason you think

Kacchan Sugoi <3: you know how fucking shy that loser is he probably just got stage fright, you need to message him or go talk to him

Kacchan Sugoi <3: DONT YOU IGNORE ME YOU FUCKING HAIR FOR BRAINS PIECE OF SHIT

Kacchan Sugoi <3: FUCKING MESSAGE HIM RIGHT NOW

Shitty Hair: fuck you bakugou you want me to make this situation worse???

Kacchan’s Nerd: kirishima im so sorry but mirio said Amajiki has a crush on you!!!!!!!

Sparky: OH SNAP???

Kacchan’s Nerd: its true!!! Im sorry, i just wanted to make a gc with you two so you guys could talk but i was freaking out because apparently amajiki thinks you dont like him and has been really depressed but you do like him and amajiki likes you so i wanted to put you in a chat together but i fucking misclicked and added him to this one but then i was freaking out even harder and i couldnt type and kacchan took my phone away and now everythings fucked up im so sorry kirishima i promise he doesnt hate you im sorry!!!!!!

Shitty Hair: oh…

Kacchan Sugoi <3: go message him dumb fuck

Ears: well you done fucked this one all up aint ya son?

Kacchan’s Nerd: IM SORRY OKAY

Sparky: my homies about to get laid yall dw i have faith

Sparky: hes smooth as FUCK

Kaleidoscope: “YoUrE sO mAnLy SeNpAi”

Sparky: Now That’s What I Call Smooth

Ears: I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter!

Sparky: you complete me

Ears: babe stop im blushing ~

~Kacchan Sugoi <3 changed their name to Deku’s Hero~

Kacchan’s Nerd: wow kacchan that's so sweet and true! 

Ears: wut

Pink Cheeks: fucking pardon?

Bubblegum Bimbo: e x c u s e m e s i r

Deku’s Hero: what tHE FUCK IS THIS

Deku’s Hero: IM GOING TO KILL YOU DEKU

Deku’s Hero: WHERE ARE YOU

Pink Cheeks: ew gross they’re making out, we should never have got them together

Bubblegum Bimbo: everyone is making out rn babe, idkwym

Pink Cheeks: our turn? ;)

Aizawa: Did you all forget this is a school created group chat for academic purposes?

Kaleidoscope: TELL ME THAT AINT TEACH

Ears: guys i think this was a school created group chat for academic purposes but don’t quote me

Sparky: I seem to remember plans to drop out and move to america

Bubblegum Bimbo: ABORT GUYS ABORT

Deku’s Hero: Stop fucking squeeling caterpiller bitch aint gon do shit

Sparky: Bakubro, ima bout to get expelled now is NOT THE TIME FOR JOKES

Aizawa: …….

~Aizawa changed their name to Caterpillar Bitch~

Caterpillar Bitch: See you all in detention